#ask nat

[helloitstsyu]

I was wondering if you could write a smut oneshot of maverick x gn reader? maverick from top gun mav not the older one. like he is the instructor and the reader has a big fat crush on him? mav eventually notices and has the reader step in his office, teasing them about it so he can get them to admit. and then yeah the smut happens? maybe they almost get caught too?

Omg yes will do! Gonna write this tonight hopefully i can get this out soon!

#tom cruise #tom cruise x reader #tom cruise smut #ask nat

[natdrinkstea]

aasimar🫵 or gnome

THESE ARE HUUUUUUGE WS FOR ME FRIEND!!! I LOVE aasimars I'm doing a whole makeup project based on them!!! and gnome or halfling was one of my top choices :3 you're so kind to me

#when are we gonna just become real friends and not just mutuals #ur so cool #ask nat #bytethehand

[penelopecolinb]

🌹

“I promise I’ll go slow, baby girl,” he said, his voice low and deep and turning her insides into mush. “You’re still sore from last night, aren’t you? I fucked you too hard, didn’t I?”

#ask nat #this is polin btw #anonymous

[natowe]

☀️☀️Happy Birthday!☀️☀️

Can you believe it's your birthday today? I can't! But it is!

Time for cake! 🎁🎂🍰

Ohhh!! Thank you so much Anon!!!! I had a great day, hope you too 🌈🥰🥳

#ask nat #thank you!!!!!!! i wasnt expecting this at all haha

[akwarelki]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉

THANK YOU!!!! so so much, that's such a lovely ask to get ❤️❤️😌🌈

#happy bday to me 😳😳❤️ #ask nat

[melodypond-thewomanwhomarriedme]

question: if i write any fic requests you guys have, would you consider donating to me via kofi?

i'm trying to save money to study abroad in about two years, and in addition to working normal jobs i'm hoping to supplement my income by doing something i love.

would you guys be open to something like this? please advice.

#ask nat

[nattousan]

i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is losing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

🦀

#nat chats #like i tell it very flowery but that's literally what happened #i wanna make a bumper sticker that just says “ask me about my crabs” #just so i can show people #og post

[inkskinned]

the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.

the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.

friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.

if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!

what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!

people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.

you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.

your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.

#writeblr #i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat #and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity #1. i am 30. #2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months. #3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did #i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her #and secondly. #OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT #briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing

[pretty-switchy-girl]

Great blog! Thanks for the follow

Thanks! No problem!!

#ask Nat #pretty girls asks #tickle #tickling #anon asks

[blackkwidowed]

Eating Nat out with her thighs trembling and locked around your head, her back arched impossibly high of the bed and her head thrown back with those pouty lips parted in a silent scream?? Her hand teaching down to weakly push your face away from in between her thighs as her chest heaves?? A NEED

right, back to it. got some lovely little requests while i've been absent. can't wait to be back man oh my GOD. 18+ as usual, baby

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i think out of everything you and nat have tried, experimented with, out of everything, your favourite is still, just simply, eating her out.

thighs around your head, one clamped in each hand as your tongue works her. you enjoy yourself between her legs, it makes you feral- her taste, the noises she makes, the eye contact when you look up at her. the dark glint in your eyes makes her grip your hair, prompting a soft grind against your face as you tighten the grip on her thighs with your hands. maybe even digging your fingers in a little to leave a light mark.

it might just be nat's favourite too. your mouth is hot, wet, smooth and familiar against her. you know what makes her tick, and she knows it. you know her better than anyone.

you'll get a rhythm going with your tongue across her clit, dancing just the way she likes it. her soft sighs drive you insane, they make you not want to stop. so you don't. you want her to feel good, of course you do, especially when she rags your hair a bit harder, a gentle "please" falling from her lips when you press your tongue flat against her clit, a firmer touch to make her hips buck into your face. you'll go back to what she likes after that, finding that rhythm again

how could you not as you watch her back arch, the grip in your hair unforgiving and her watchful eye following your every move

it's when you let go of one thigh, taking your dominant hand, and tracing it across the inside of her leg instead. reaching the apex of her thigh, you'll tease along the smooth, silky skin until you find her- soaked

she'll buck her hips again, pleading for you to slip inside her. she wants to feel full, and your fingers do such a good job and especially when you hit that perfect spot inside her that makes her eyes roll back in her head, her hips buck and, potentially your favourite reaction, the low grown she'll release the first time you find it. and she knows what's coming next.

#ask #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff imagine #black widow x reader #black widow imagine #natasha romanoff smut #avengers x reader #bottom nat #sub nat #bottom natasha romanoff

[fadeintoyou1993]

tai voice happy wife happy life......

#yellowjacketsedit #yellowjackets #lottienatedit #lottienat #96yellowjackets #yellowjacketsgifs #tuserdee #userlindsay #userrachel #userjacko #userhugh #usermorgan #userbecca #tuserrobin #noalook #user-clara #lottie matthews #nat scatorccio #van palmer #nat x van #gif #* #no bc nat lit was pearl my honst reaction to van but then LOTTIE ASKS AND ITS WHO MEEE......

[helloitstsyu]

In case you didn’t hear it today to cheer you on, you got this. I’m proud of you. If a bad day is today? A better day will be tomorrow. You’re loved. 💖💖

- Kat

KAAATT i just saw thiss aaaaaww thanks babe! This lights up my dayyyy. Love youu!

#ask nat #nat love kat hehe

[natdrinkstea]

Zelda 3 - L + un

so this one isn't writing as much as it is a little thought exercise @haijinks and I use to keep each other occupied and it is What Would Our Perfect BOTW/TOTK follow-up look like?

putting this under a cut :) it's long :)

our basic premise so far (Nintendo you can pay us $10000000 to use this) is that it's about five (maybe ten?) ish years post totk and link is visibly older! late 20s, early 30s, less boyish and more of a Real Adult. He's still getting used to having Both Arms Again, but in general everything is Normal now? Rebuilding after the Calamity is near finished, Tulin and Riju are all grown up (😭), and in general everything is chill. until! inciting incident! don't freak out, but Ganon's once again trying come back. BOO! but in my vision his soul or whatever is a sort of shooting star, a meteorite slowly falling from the sky directly towards Hyrule castle. (Imagine a huge ball of white-red light hovering above the castle throughout the game. UGH. isn't that COOL).

Guess Link is back at it again!

Because I miss them, Link has to go on a little cross-country journey, Zelda in tow, to attempt to convince the Sages/Champions to- you guessed it- BRING THE DIVINE BEASTS BACK! and he has a little quest in each region similar to botw where we get to reprogram each divine beast to aim its laser towards the Ganon Meteor. in these little quests we get to see how the last fifteenish years have really impacted the people of this world- two world-ending catastrophes that close together have got to leave a mark. how did Tulin and Riju manage growing up in Revali and Urbosa's footsteps, and having to save the world so young? Is Yunobo cool again? Is Sidon still hot?

our idea for the Gerudo/Naboris quest specifically was that just before the time this takes place, word got out about the existence of a young gerudo who (gasp!) is a boy. this isn't necessarily bad, but after ganondorf everyone's a bit on edge. so, zelda and link go to check it out, and learn that this kid's totally normal, just a bit desperate to prove his worth after being Hidden In Shame for so long. it'd be sad and about generational trauma or whatever

other things of note:

-> ZELDA DOESN'T DISAPPEAR IN THIS ONE! She actually travels with Link for some of the more plot-heavy portions of the game! I think she maybe provides some cool mechanic or something, like the memories in BOTW but if they weren't pictures. Maybe she's just a walking sheikah slate/purah pad lmao. AMD SHE CAN BE HELPFUL IN COMBAT. somehow. we haven't figured it out. can you summon her like the Sages? who knows

-> similarly, Zelda was fucked up big time by the Dragon-ing and I think another main quest has something to do with the fallout of that. maybe her cool powers are fucking up, or she has scary nightmares about being a dragon again, or visions or smth. idk man. wouldn't it be cool though.

-> link gets a third set of cool new superpowers. no ideas for what those would be

-> you can sit down whenever you want in this one

-> MY BIGGEST NEW ADDITION: because totk introduced the sky islands and the depths as new areas, we have ... drumroll.... two new divine beasts!! that's right, in the last few years people have made these areas hospitable and that means they need a giant robot animal too. to fit in. In my heart the depths beast is a snake, with the mechanic being that it's coiled around a huge stalagmite and you can rotate it up or down from the map. the sky one is a dragonfly!!!!!! and maybe it flaps its wings in a fun way! who knows!

-> you can decorate Link's house in Hateno however you want. just because I want to

-> nothing about shrines yet! I'm thinking maybe a weird mixture of the botw and totk ones? but we're not totally sure.

-> At the beginning of the game Link decides he is Retired and puts the Master Sword back!!! By the Deku Tree! so you have to get it back! but it's different this time somehow. somehow. we don't know everything.

send ideas if u have them!!! this is basically fanfiction

#ask nat #moonon #legend of zelda #<< for my own organizational purposes

[penelopecolinb]

hello! just curious when your next story will be coming out? I really loved your last polin fiction! (plus fanfic ideas 3 and 7)

hey anon!

im in the middle of writing it now - it's basically just smut, but somehow it's over 15k already and i'm only halfway there. i don't know when i'll be posting it exactly but it's definitely not this month. hopefully the first chapter will be done in november!

thanks for the ask! im really glad you enjoyed my abo fic <3

#anonymous #ask nat #my next fic is really kinky tho - not sure if ya'll are gonna be into it

[zzztlk]

I'm nonbinary and SEA and every time I remember the existence of Ties That Bind it makes my day 1000x better. Nat my beloved

I'm so pleased... peace and love to all the seasian queers in the crowd

#ttb #asks #also filing under things that make me :] #<- (that's me smiling btw ) #todays unsolicited oc fact is Nat and her mom immigrated to the US from Singapore when she was like 10 #and Regan is the only one in her family that was born in the US

[akwarelki]

Now that the other anon brought my attention to it... What's the context of your Url?

I'm afraid I might disappoint you dear Anon because it's not a wild anecdote but here we go:

The word itself is just a polish diminutive of "watercolors".

And the story behind it is a bit basic - I was making my first tumblr blog back in high school because my friend wanted me to join (and she left the site looong time ago, I'm still here lol). I'm bad at making up names and my only ideas were taken, so she asked me what's the first thing I see next to me - and there was my freshly bought watercolors set. Aaand that's it!

But I like how the word sounds and watercolors are my favorite type of paint even though I don't use them very often. Also nostalgia probably. Anyway, thank you for asking! ❤

#and fun fact I still have this memorable watercolor set #I really should paint more often #I always forget how much joy it gives me #thank you for asking Nonnie! #ask nat