#ate a Fuckton

[naughtynoodle056]

Why are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches so good

Peanut butter and banana also goes pretty hard, although they're a lot messier than the former

I do not think I've ever had a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich but I am open to trying it

#i feel like my mom expressed that she didn't enjoy them anymore once she wasn't a kid anymore but like #CAN'T RELATE‼️‼️ arguably one of the top ranking champs of fave foods from my childhood #i used to love chef boyardees ans i still find them nostalgic but uh. #the last time I ate one it must have been a bad batch? #cuz i got VIOLENTLY ill shortly after and now i just make my own homemade beefaroni LMAO #it's lowkey for the better cuz there's kind of a fuckton of it and i like adding chopped vegetables to it lolz #noodle talks #yes i am stoned while posting this and what of it

[akantorrr]

HHhH actively feeling stressed cause it's been a month and a half that I've been going swimming 3 times a week and today I was supposed to go but the pool cause I went on Monday and will be going on Friday and today is Wednesday but the pool is closed cause it's a festivity and yesterday night I ate too much for dinner and I have the itch to exercise but I don't know how to do that outside of a pool

Call me a fish cause

fi s h .

Actively going insane I wanna swim so bad

#akans talks #can i call it an obsession? #i lost 8kg in a little more than a month by going to the pool and eating a fuckton less food #especially bread. which has been difficult since im italian and live on bread and pasta #and yesterday i ate pasta AND bread and too much of both and d9nt get me wrong it was delicious but #i felt so bad once i realized #especially cause i knew the pool would be closed today #guess i'll start some Darebee month program lmao AND go on a nice long bike ride tomorrow u_u #anyways im fine :DDD

[rubytuesdaysofficial]

spent 3 hours shitting my insides out and now my butthole hurts

#txt #i also got really bad back pain and for a while i couldn't stand or sit down #this is because i ate a fuckton of wheat probably. i do not regret it

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Off meds and eating 3,000 calories a day again

Fat jay in the house

Fat jay on the couch

#yesterday I ate a massive pulled pork sandwich with a metric fuckton of fries for lunch at work #for breakfast I ate a maple waffle sausage sandwich and a V8 and a pedialyte #then on the way home picked up Mexican food for me and Jess where I would order a burrito roughly the size of a football #then I ate some cookies #rn I want like 4 trays of sushi and some fancy cheese but honestly put some food infront of me and I’ll just fucking eat it dude

[butchyena]

my guppies have gone thru and meticulously pecked every speck if algae and dead plant material off the plants in their tank and in turn the plants have been visibly thriving because of it. didn’t even know they did that.

#im trying to be really careful not to overfeed them #but they were starved when i got them #and theres a fuckton of plants w little leaves laden in algae in the tank and 8 fish cleaned them completely #they even ate the dead tips of my anubias #they havent eaten algae off the wood or pots i have in there tho #maybe they only know to peck at plants ? #they dont eat any of the healthy plant material just algae and the dead stuff #interesting….

[outpost-31]

anyways the pillars of The Org music taste post I feel like rhis is important for some reason.

Vrenna: Gothic/Alternative rock. Nine Inch Nails, Type O Negative, Jane's Addiction, Butthole Surfers, Ramones, Talking Heads. Her stand is named after a NIN album (Head Like a Hole)

Lady Stardust: Dad Rock. Pearl Jam, Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, Steely Dan, Genesis, David Bowie, Creedence Clearwater Revival.. Stand is named after a Bowie song (Moonage Daydream). she also has a soft spot for Miki Matsubara.

Langley: A mix of the other 2 due to her amnesia and them sharing their music taste to keep them happy. Uniquely, though, electronic and art rock too. she likes the noises. Daft Punk, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, The Smile, Nirvana, Supertramp, Kraftwerk.. Their stand is named after a radiohead album (OK Computer) because it was the last one she heard before being stuck in the floor

#rambles #langley tag #vrenna tag #lady stardust tag #ignore if this posts again tumblr ate the other one #and like. more obviously. theyre japanese theres a fuckton of japanese bands under those genres i could add on #i typed this in class i just dont have time to research rhem atm

[devotedlystrangewizard]

god could you imagine if people focused on the actual golden boy getting like twice as much content as his fellow companions rather than like 2 new lines for one bad guy to make one scene feel more in line with the one other scene with said bad guy

#ramblings #not maintagging or saying His name but like #christ man. with everything that guy got for the past several patches. when he already had the most to begin with #like could we maybe focus on the disparity between uh. idk. the companions themselves #youre COMPLETELY correct that wyll deserves better than what he has but i feel like some people are barking up the wrong tree here fellas #d urge getting special lines in this scenario is completely understandable considering the coronation scene. #one companion getting a fuckton of special scenes when hes no more important to the main plot as the others is the problem. imo #especially when one other companion gets so fucking little. #(<- ESPECIALLY when you remember one of these characters is black. and its the neglected one.) #and im not saying this to be like. some kinda apologist for The Freak or anything. i think hes entertaining #but im not going into the whole fiction vs reality thing here. im tired #i personally like The Freak and the new lines. theyre not any more romantic than we already had. #the d urge fuckimg sucked as a person pre canon too or did we forget the whole 'crafted specifically to bring the world into ruin' part #saw some people in the main tag saying how dare we get more content talking about how they liked each other he shouldnt get that #and yeah. objectively. the freak is a horrible dude. but i promise you that the d urge probably condoned that shit and also did worse #did you forget. that the d urge is like. an origin. just like the other origin characters #sure their backstory is vaguer than the others but theyre nonetheless a preestablished character. your d urge is not exempt from Horrors #your d urge probably ate babies and definitely fucked corpses. sorry #so sorry for complaining ive just been frustrated with the golden boy the entire week #i like him i do but in the. grand scheme of things hes midtier. to me #there are so many parts of the game especially in act 3 where i was like hey. why isnt [companion] reacting this feels relevant to them #they got the narrator who was probably already around anyway to record 2 more lines i PROMISE freak nation isnt ur enemy rn #anyway im clambering back into my hole (discord) to complain (to an audience that im not deeply terrified of) #ignore this im just so tired rn <3

[void-of-lazyness-and-cats]

I wish my stomach would just tell me what’s wrong instead of just continuously punching me in the gut for hours on end. I don’t know what you want! Use your words!

#it’s either #‘had too much food’ #or ‘not enough food’ #the problem is if I guess wrong the pain increases tenfold #like I haven’t eaten since yesterday so I don’t think it’s ‘too much food’ #but I also ate a fuckton #and I’ve never had hunger pangs this quickly or severely before #so #fuck me I guess #vent #tw vent #personal vent #imma mark this down in the ‘resons I’d love a robot body’ column and just sleep #see if that helps

[1800-needs-help]

I hate listening to the same music for a very specific time and then just moving on. Listening to nu'est and I can TASTE the pizza rolls on my tongue

#ONE TWO THREE is just so cute and good #i miss them dearly #but my brain is teleported to my old house's kitchen #where i ate a fuckton of pizza rolls for 2 weeks and listened to nothing but nu'est LMAOOOOO #theyre just so good fuck you pledis and hybe for DISBANDING THEM ON THEIR 10YR ANNIVERSARY #nu'est

[jinxy]

finding out that 2022 riddler canonically plays 2048 is like getting punched in the gut to me

#dis.txt #very specific context for me personally but at the beginning of 2022 I was having a Bad Time and only played that game #same time i watched the movie and went ‘oh i enjoyed that’ but suppressed it because Fear of Cringe #(I was also delirious because I had an infection so I was playing it to ground myself) #rogue riddler kin real??????? #I also turned my old highschool chromebook into a lubuntu machine because chromeos stopped supporting it :( #and ate a fuckton of red potato salad and hot dogs (which i can’t eat anymore. makes me feel bad by association)

[crowleys-right-eyeball]

bitches be like *doesn’t eat when hungry* *complains about being starving and shaking to an annoying degree* *takes almost two hours to finally get up and eat the third sugary thing of the day because everything else is repulsive*

(it’s me i’m bitches)

#vent #no feelings attatched to this #i simply love complaining that i feel like shit after not taking care of myself LMAO #no but genuinely one of the most annoying and infuriating things for me lately is me shaking so bad #it’s always caused by either adderall or not eating or a combo #but i be like *complains about it even though i brought it upon myself* #anyway i’m gonna eat two homemade rice krispy treats rn #i ate a fuckton of nutella on toast for breakfast and a fuckton of ice cream for a snack today #lunch? nothing. dinner? two small pieces of homemade pizzer pie :) #i used to be so paranoid about if i was eating healthy or not but now i simply do not care as long as i’m not dying #both my mom and psychologist are like ‘just eat literally anything lol if you can’t eat well than just eat something’ #so #yeah #lol #life update

[pigeonenjoyer]

why are you so baby it is SEPTEMBER

#birds #eurasian blue tit #cyanistes caeruleus #like ik that one has fledged bc i saw it fly #and there are babier fledgeling pics out there #but they fledge from like 18-22 days which is not even a month #and there was a fuckton of blue tit fledgelings in my garden april-june #but those are all almost indistinguishable from the adults now like they're getting their grown up feathers #but this one is just so baby and there are no other babies in the entire garden that are this baby #this is the babiest blue tit i have seen outside the nest while still being alive and well #it's so fluffy..... #it was lowkey seeing that fluff and not being able to touch it #*edit: lowkey torture lmao #i kept an eye on it tho bc we get red kites kestrels and sparrowhawks here #and several cattis #and this baby as you can see. let me get very close. so was clearly too baby to understand potential danger and avoid it #and my dog recently ate an equally non-alert sparrow so i was like oh my god baby naur #oh also if anyone's wondering abt fat pigeon he's fine

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

jackhammer esophagus is a fucking plague upon my existence

#i love food. but sometimes eating it makes me choke and experience intense chest pain. #this on top of a fuckton of weird food allergies (garlic and tomatoes and bananas and mushrooms and the list goes on) #so making food to eat is Difficult on several levels that im just not able to overcome when hungry #and god am i hungry...fate is such a bitch sometimes. i starved as a kid bc we were so poor. and all ive ever wanted was stable food access #and now that i basically have that. im allergic to half of it and choke on the rest. #stirring up trouble #i didnt eat anything today yet and idk when i will. if i will. cant bring myself to cook bc what if i cant eat it? ffs... #im almost out of the peppermints i use as smooth muscle relaxers to keep from choking so im trying to make them last #which apparently means eating as little as possible...ah well at least i ate well yesterday #long as i keep drinking water i can make it probably another two days without food before i get sick-sick...

[yumenosakiacademy]

i ate my rice so fast n in such big bites bc i was Starving from only eating a bagel n 3 spoonfuls of rice within the past 48 hrs tht i gave myself hiccups then a massive tummyache kfhsnd o-I-(

#uuu i was in pain from starvation now im in pain from eating a Fuckton of rice at lightning speed. i cant win. #...idk if i shoulda ate as much as i did but i think it was still only like 2-3g of fat so it still works w my punishment i think #delete later

[thesmpisonfire]

(Today is 'why is twt shitting on my fave dynamics' day so im kinda upset and making a fuckton of character analysis. Deal with me)

Someone started shitting on the Retconned Leg Eating™ (on twt) bc of shipping reasons and saying "nooo but it doesn't make seeeensee it's a plothole in the canon Fuga Impossivel loree and also how could Pac ever trust Cellbit agaaaain after thaaat" IGNORING THE SHIP. THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT. The point is that Pac and Mike saw how much Cellbit changed and THATS what made them trust Cellbit again, they saw how much Cellbit made an effort to be better

AND NOT ONLY THAT. It's CLEAR that Pac and Mike still have a step back with Cellbit. Mike doesn't fully trust Cellbit and he had to make an effort to talk to Cellbit about Pacs kidnapping bc he had no clue what to do anymore. Pac gets panic attacks whenever he thinks about Cellbit getting angry again. And Cellbit knows that and it hurts him to this day how much he fucked up with the two

Cellbit's promise to Pac during the Risus Pills arc showcases it all. "You will never be trapped in a cell with me again, okay? I'll make sure of that, you won't be hurt again". Pac trusted Cellbit and he willingly went in his worst nightmare all over again, getting trapped at the hands of the guy that almost ruined his life, because he knew Cellbit wasn't that monster anymore. And he was right

The whole point of their actual dynamic is "Why Pac trusts Cellbit if he ate his leg?", and the answer will always be "Forgiveness, trust, second chances, and lots of love (romantic or platonic)"

#qsmp #cellbit #pactw #also i see ppl shitting on the retcon of the leg eating but i see nothing about the retconning of the HG video with bbh #but if i say anything......

[dark-side-blog3]

Horrid idea. Reverse isekai, but with a fanon only fan, who completely disregards canon.

Like, imagine someone coming up to you and demanding you be married as they shove a basket of white clothes and rings, and when you say no they get all huffy because “that’s not what you’re like! You’re supposed to go ‘ah you’re gonna marry me? That’s what those mean you know! Oh~ What am I saying? You couldn’t possibly understand our world’s marriage rituals!’ And kiss me!”

They show up outside your house with a bunch of baking supplies because you canonically ate bread once on screen. Or with a fuckton of carrots, if you can’t eat bread.

They get mad you don’t play an instrument they headcanoned you learning, or you don’t actually have any strong opinions on the guy from a gas station three months ago.

#reading some fanfic just has me realizing how weird it would be from the other characters perspectives #no shade to ooc fanon— I live and breathe ignoring canon deaths #also some of my favourite tags on this blog are SO far removed from their source material and I still love them 💜 #yandere isekai #yandere shitpost