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pigeonenjoyer · 2 years
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why are you so baby it is SEPTEMBER
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savedpeople · 11 months
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I haven’t talked much about dead city for the last couple weeks, but here’s some thoughts on tonight’s episode all in one place instead of making separate posts as we go. As usual, spoilers ahead:
SAVIOR NEGAN MY BELOVED. Legit got emotional seeing Lucille again. Savior Negan’s mustache hurts my soul a little but idc he still looks Good. but also gives the possibility of him and Simon having semi-matching mustaches at one point which is extremely funny
Negan designing the walker fence, maybe? That’s kind of what that looked like. If it was, then the walker fence was a relatively new thing when we saw it in the main show, since he already has the Kingdom working for him at this point.
Good to see Simon’s arms have doubled in size since we last saw him, jfc. But seriously, I had the Simon cameo spoiled a while ago but it was so cool to see him again
I love that Neegs is a canon nickname for Negan now lol. How long has the fandom been using that, especially the comic fandom?
Negan wearing two gloves in the flashback implies he either 1. lost a glove at some point, or 2. decided to start only wearing one for The Aesthetic. I’m gonna go with the second option lmao
The hall/room we saw during the flashback scene with the croat is in the sanctuary but isn’t a space we’ve seen before. the basement, maybe? i never considered the factory might have a basement. was way too big to be one of the cells we saw in the main show.
glad they confirmed the croat didn’t “just” kill the kid, but tortured her.
Simon being all “KIDS is a line we don’t cross, we all know that” is hilarious given the entire Oceanside situation. Big possibility is the writers just kinda... forgot about that (especially if they didn’t write for the main how, idk who the writers are), but my in-universe explanation is going to be that Simon is big time sucking up to Negan after being given a second chance. Make him believe he believes that. etc.
Anyone else think the Croat lowkey looks like Simon?? A little bit?? might just be certain facial expressions
Y’all had the opportunity to make my stupid harmonica headcanon canon and and you DIDN’T DO IT. but it’s not not canon, either.
Please not the miscommunication, “if you’d just let me explain” trope. We only have two episodes left there’s not enough time for that
It’s not important but I wonder what the Croat’s real name is
Now why was Croat’s reaction to hearing Negan’s whistle/seeing him again kinda cute
Why do I kind of like the Croat. Only a tiny bit tho
NegaAAAAN
I actually really do like this group Negan and Maggie are with, especially Tommaso and Amaia and the scavenger lady. I forgot her name.
Aaaand that was scavenger lady that just died, wasn’t it
Tommaso definitely got bit, there’s no way he got out of that unscathed 
DID MAGGIE BURN THE DINO PLUSH OR NOT. i’m gonna guess the way ginny’s looking at her + her “i have to tell you something” to Negan is implying she did?
Perhaps I’m stupid but why did the Croat send all those walkers into the arena? Did he know our group was coming? edit: the preview for next ep suggests he did
“Where’s Lucille?” “She’s gone.” 😭😭😭
Did I just add Jerome to my Excel sheet of Saviors? Yes. This tells us that the Croat’s not the only ex-Savior that’s ended up in NY
I like that Negan saved Armstrong. Disappointed but not surprised about Armstrong’s actions once they were alone. Looks like they might have to work together next ep though? I’m hoping Negan tells him why exactly he killed those people.
Eli saying that the Croat was, in a weird way, “Negan’s first kid” despite being older than Negan is soooo idk but it does add something to the way Negan might be feeling about the whole thing
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— Other Lives and Dimensions and Finally a Love Poem,  Bob Hicok.
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i want the world in my hands
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ssssachi · 2 years
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Letters and Love!
5 - “Oh.”
warning(s): grammatical errors, typos.
You grumpily walk towards the nurse’s clinic with your eyes still glued at your phone, reading your last conversation with a stranger. You were lowkey scared of what’s going to happen to you in the near future. Although, you had really no intentions of confessing Asahi face to face, an unknown person decides to ruin that in a way of kinda blackmailing you. Of course, you have no choice to begin with so instead you were forced to obey the wishes of the stranger.
Opening the door of the infirmary, you were welcomed by the sight of Jeongwoo trying to put (force) by what it seems to be an alcohol to Haruto’s open cut near his lips. Next to Haruto’s bed, there Sumin was, who seems to be crying all day with swollen eyes and light sobs coming out from her mouth.
“Yah, yah please stop. YAH PARK JEONGWOO STOP!” Haruto’s screams rang through the room, his high pitched voice made you wince and shudder. The other boy didn’t bother to listen to what his best friend said and only smiles, continuing his torture to the beaten boy.
You grab them by their ears which made the both of them let out a silent scream from their throats. “Will the two of you stop? This isn’t funny.” You sigh, now glaring at the both of them and letting go the their red ears. Before they can even react, you grab the alcohol from Jeongwoo’s grasps and a smirk plastering your face.
“Jeongwoo, grab Haruto.”
“W-what!?”
With that, the two best friends run around the room while you only approach where Sumin was and gave her a loving hug. “If you help us and grab Haruto, us girls will have a date without the boys.” She immediately stand up wiping her tears and join Jeongwoo for hunting down the poor Japanese boy.
“You guys! It’s so unfair, one versus three!?” Haruto complained with Jeongwoo locking his hands at his back. Haruto was forced to sit down at his bed, facing your rather maniac face. “You and the boys pranked me first. It was four verse one, did I ever once complained?”
“Hah…okay you win.” He sighs in defeat. Your hands inching the cotton with alcohol right in front of his face. He bravely (scared LMAO) close his eyes, waiting for the wet cotton to damp on his wound when suddenly a light knock interrupted which you groan and roll your eyes.
knock.knock.
“Please wait!” You shout.
knock.knock.
knock.knock.knock.knock.knock.kno—
That’s it, you had enough. You stood up, walking towards the door and aggressively opened it. “Didn’t I just say wai—“ you couldn’t finish your words because a rather hard punch was thrown to your face.
Series of gasps can be heard as your eyes became blurry, the last thing you saw was a man. A man with parted black hair with earrings dangling his ears and a unusual but fashionable cardigan he wore. You swear, he kinda looks like Asahi. Maybe you were just delusional. I mean, why would THE Asahi carry you in his arms right now, when doesn’t even literally know you.
Next thing you knew, you blacked out.
“Oh.”
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Description: Y/N has been crushing on Hamada Asahi for a while (since freshman). Now that they’re in the final year of senior high, she plans on confessing to him now or never!! But ofc, there are obstacles that must be faced. And that obstacle, is his alleged GIRLFRIEND!??? She badly wants to shoot her shot but knowing her crush has already have a lover, she decides to only write him letters full of love and confessions and continue admiring him from a far. With no plans on revealing her identity to him whatsoever. Or that’s what she thought..
Taglist (open): @enhacolor @carateum1 @eboyjuni @softforqiankun @kyufilms @oceanyocean @wony6ung
a/n: lmao I tried and clearly I’m not that good in writing descriptive sentences buttttt…I had fun writing that 🤣 I didn’t proofread it too bcos it’s already like 12 am here and I’m kinda sleep rn 😴 so I’ll prolly edit this chap tomorrow 🏃‍♀️💨 + lmao yeah so i forgot to include that i kinda rushed to write this chap so again im sorry for the grammatical errors and all ☠️
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f1nalboys · 2 years
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this is my ‘the collector’ live post i’m gonna edit it as i go and post it once i’m done so i don’t bombard y’all
-the mfs in the beginning deserve to die bc who walks around in their pitch black house 🙄
-ew these opening credits….. maybe i just don’t like the music choice but i’m like 😡
-ok so arkin knows the family i guess? idk
-he’s so sexy i want him so bad y’all…… i would FUCK him so god damn hard y’all wouldn’t believe it
-jill shut the actual fuck up PLEASE
-arkin why don’t you come in my box 😝😝 if u get what i’m saying babe
-his wife is kinda sexy hehe
-milf and dilf powercouple
-arkinnnnnn ur a little thief but ur sexy so it’s fine
-the collecter walks like a fruit i know that bc i walk the same
-waiting for the sexy sexy scene of arkin when he gets his face grabbed by asa and he looks breedable
-damnnnn he’s fucking michael up 😭 asa ur a lil monster fr
-15-24-7 everyone remember that ok
-most fucked uo thing asas done so far is breathe in that lady’s face bc i just know his breath is rank as fuck
-not arkin searching through all of the drawers like mf he SAID the bottom one. ur wasting time
-ngl to yall id get the rock and just fuck off there’s no way i’d even try to help these folks 😐 does that make me evil….it’s just like,,,, i can’t help! at all! i’d try but id lowkey just look for a way out 😭 i’d die regardless i guess
-ok maybe id try to help instead of just leaving but idk 🙄
-NOOO THE POIR CAT STUCK IN THE ACID????? WHAT THE FUCK THIS MANS EVIL
-this yalls man fr 🤔
-NOO THE CAT GOT SLICED IN FUCKING HALF I HATE IT HERE
-arkin yelling at the lady while she’s getting tortured LMFAO
-jill avoiding all the traps cuz she’s horny JFJSJDJ
-EW THE WAY HE LIVKED HIS LIPS WATCHING JILL GET FUCKED?,, FREAKAZOID
-there’s sm nipple in this movie
-asa is such a weird little freak LMAO
-THE BEAR TRAPS??? what is wrong w him omg
-arkin just leave babe y’all could not fucking catch me here any longer than that lol
-arkin is too good i don’t give a fuck abt that little girl tbh
-not them electrocuting the wrong guy
-also how tf is asa unable to locate or kill the little girl??? mf how many people have u tortured and kidnapped at this point???????
-RUN ARKIN RUNNNNN
-HES RLLY USING TGE MFS HEAD AS A BATTERING RAM
-r these noises fucking asa screaming??
-HERES TGE SEXY SCENE IF BREEDABLE ARKIN LETS GOOOOOO
-personally i think asa has too much time in hands like how long do y’all think it took to set up all those traps??? my man needs a hobby i think
-he only takes one fr
-sorry it happened to be u sexy arkin lover babe
-IS HE PURRING
-asa furry confirmed????
-i think there r nicer ways to wake him up rather than cutting his forehead asa
-no ass on him that’s why he’s a serial killer
-is he digging out his teeth w the chisel???
-i like the effects on asas eyes
-the way arkin had to be homophobic to get asa to come back and beat him up sir that’s the por calling the kettle black ain’t it
-i mean if asa rlly wanted to fuck him up he could’ve just killed the girl
-or try to get bugs to eat through his stomach, that works to i guess
-asas evil little dogs damn
-arkin let me fix u up babe plssss i’ll take care of u hehehe
-the random noises they put over asa is so weird like what is he doing
-is the dog gotta eat this little girl 😭
-arkin hurry up bitch let’s GO
-this is why i’m a cat person
-HE LIT THE DOG ON FIRE 😧
-the stuffed fake dog was rlly something tho
-isn’t there 2 open windows upstairs? why don’t they go through those???
-HAHAHA he got stabbed by the knife chandelier 😝
-HIS WAILS OF PAIN LFJWJCNWONFKWJDJSJS THATS SO FUNNY
-NOT THE POLICE CAR RUNNING ARKIN OVER COSNCINWIDJE
-wonder what happened to arkin a daughter and gf ex lady
-the added the scream from asa like he’s in the fire or something
-also this little girl has GOT to have extreme ptsd from this
-THE AMBULANCE???? also damn arkin was strapped in tight tryna save the emt
-asa is so extra taking arkin w him like man u could’ve just killed him then and there 🙄
-how tf did he survive the knife thing tho 🤔 if it was anyone else they’d be deadzo…. anyways time to go watch the collection hehe
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What is A Dragon's Fear?
A young healer with something to hide finds a severely wounded dragon in the woods while she's traveling. Despite dragons' reputation as unintelligent and evil beasts, she takes it on herself to tend the wounded creature.
Last time this was modified was in 2019 and that was probably some really small additions when the majority was proooobs written in like 2015-2017 SO no judging the quality here lmao (i am RESISTING the urge to edit before I post)
~2.4k | Original Work: A Dragon's Fear
Content: dragon whumpee, frightened caretaker, aftermath of torture, past dfhand/foot/paw whump?? (nails pulled), lowkey sexism
The sound of wood splintering and something heavy crashing into the earth startled Kova awake, and she scrambled to her feet. Too nearby for comfort, she could see the place where something had hurtled towards the ground and torn branches off of trees, even snapping a few trees in half. The open path cleared a way for sunlight to stream through the canopy unhindered.
Cautiously, she crept forward to investigate, grabbing a fallen, sturdy branch—just in case. Not that she thought it could be much help, considering not many things could have done something like this, but it felt reassuring in her hands. Curiosity propelled her over debris as she quashed the ferocious instinct to run.
She gasped, dropping her stick when she came upon the creature still lying in the gouged earth.
It was a dragon.
Her legs froze in place as she waited for the pale-blue dragon to notice her, her life expectancy dropping to mere seconds. The dragon—a small thing, no bigger than a plow horse—was lying prone on its side, one of its wings beneath it and the other, torn and dripping blue, stretched out.
With a groan of obvious pain, the dragon finally began to move, but only to gather its feet beneath itself and roll off its left wing, before gingerly laying and stretching both wings out. Its tail twitched back and forth like a cats'.
The spell on her legs broken, Kova took a step back—right onto a dry twig.
The dragon leapt forward, its wings clamping to itself as it whirled around, its bright, blue eyes landing on her. It stumbled backwards into a tree, and fell to the ground with a gasp. In obvious pain, it struggled back to its feet, tail whipping defensively in front of itself.
This was... unexpected. Was it... afraid of her? Then again, it looked as though it had been through a traumatic experience—a battle of some sort? Not only were its wings torn in places—which could probably explain why it crash-landed—but its paws were also smeared with dried, blue blood, scales were missing in patches all over its flank, and a large wound traced from the dragon's chest down to its underbelly.
It swayed slightly as they stared at each other. It couldn't stand for much longer. What had happened to it?
Do you hear yourself, Kova? She thought to herself as she took another step back. It's probably some sort of trick. Dragons were, after all, terribly evil creatures. They burned and plundered villages, stole livestock and young people to feed upon, and had nothing more than the intelligence of a wild beast.
But the eyes that looked at her right then didn't seem like the eyes of a wild, ferocious, evil beast. They were of a creature in pain, and there was a glint of intelligence. And it hadn't tried burning her to a crisp. (Yet.)
The dragon lowered itself onto the ground, still watching her with its tail out in front of itself. It could hardly move with those injuries.
Heart wrenching, she turned around and went to her campsite, picking up her things, kicking dirt over the embers of her fire, and then climbing back through the trees to the dragon. Its eyes tracked her as she kept a safe distance out of reach from its tail. Sitting on a log—which looked as though it had just been felled, courtesy of the dragon—she set her pack down, opening the flap and digging through it.
She had very few medical supplies, but she pulled them out, setting them next to her: she had an enchanted balm that helped cure minor wounds—half empty, even though her use of it had been sparing in the last few years—her water skin, some stitching thread, needles, and a few linen bandages. Kova doubted she could tend all of the dragon's wounds properly, considering that, though it was much smaller than she imagined dragons being, it was a lot bigger than a human.
Glancing at the blood on the dragon, she also pulled out an old, black skirt. She had enough coin to buy another in the next town, and she had to wipe away the blood from its scales somehow.
The dragon was now watching her with interest, its tail more relaxed on the ground, but it still hadn't move from its position. Carefully gathering the supplies to her chest in a bundle, she cautiously approached the dragon.
"It's okay," Kova soothed as it was instantly wary again, its tail lashing slightly back and forth as a warning. "I just want to help." Fear made her voice quiver. "Look, I have medical supplies." She crouched down, holding the bundle in front of her and awkwardly hobbling forward.
It raised its head towards her, tongue licking the air for a moment and nostrils flaring. Its eyes narrowed slightly, but it slowly slid its tail out of her way. Excitement bubbled inside of her, competing with the fear of being eaten at any moment. She continued her cautious approach to the wing that was near her, setting her things down and kneeling when she reached the dragon's side. Gently, she eased the wing open, and the dragon flexed it out all the way—a good ten feet in length and longer than her in width—with a hiss of pain. Wind had clearly torn at the gashes in the wings, tearing open wounds that might have been started out as minor.
"What prompted you to fly with wounded wings?" she wondered quietly to herself, opening up her flask and bundling the skirt around her hand. She wet the skirt, then gently began to wipe away blood from the worst wound within reach—a rip at least an arm's length long. The dragon laid its head down as she worked, its tail twitching back and forth.
After she had cleaned the wound, she uncapped the balm, getting a bit on her fingers and running it across the torn flesh of the wings. Slowly, the edges of the wound started to pull together, leaving a line. The balm would hold it together until it healed, quite like stitches, and also prevent infection. She didn't know if dragons could suffer the same maladies as humans, but it would be unfortunate to patch the dragon up just to have it die from infection.
Kova worked slowly and carefully, without any sudden movements (lest she find herself without a head), until her water ran out. She had gotten the worst of the gashes on this wing, her balm depleting slowly. She stitched closed the smaller wounds.
She stood up, rubbing an unwounded portion of the wing. "Hold on," she told the dragon. "I've run out of water. I'll be back in a minute."
There had been a spring nearby with clean water, where Kova had filled up her canteen last. She set out at a light jog, finding it shortly and then returning with a full water skin.
The dragon had repositioned itself so that it was accessible on both sides, for which Kova was grateful; it also had both its wings spread out on the ground. She went to work on its other wing.
She was unsure of how much time had passed when she finally got through with the wings, but the sun was tipping past its zenith in the sky. The dragon seemed to be drifting in and out of sleep, depending on whether she was stitching or not.
"Okay, now I need to see under the wings," Kova said, stroking the dragon's neck and she gently tugged the wing she was closest to upwards.
The dragon, apparently one to spit in the face of rumor of non-intelligence, obeyed her, lifting its wing up as she crawled beneath it. The sunlight glowed blue through the thin flesh of the wing, casting an interesting hue on the dragon's hide. She wiped away blood from patches of missing scales, and gashes. Its wounds were littered across its hide.
Another few hours passed as she patched the dragon up, and she ran low on her balm. She coaxed the dragon into showing her its belly, in case there was a worse gash that needed the balm more than something else. She found out from this that the dragon was male.
After she ran out of both balm and stitching thread, she sat back and wiped sweat from her brow. There were a few injuries left, but they were minor. Except for his paws, where his claws were conspicuously missing. She couldn't do anything about the declawing, though she did spread some of her balm over the crevices, since the skin around the claws definitely looked irritated and inflamed.
The lack of claws disturbed her more than the other wounds. The other ones could be attributed to a battle with some other large animal—maybe another dragon—but missing claws spoke of a rare disease, or someone having deliberately declawed the dragon. And the only being she knew of that could do that was her own race—humans. It would explain the fear she'd seen in his eyes when he'd stumbled away from her.
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As she travelled back to where she had left the dragon—trying to prepare herself to find no dragon, for it had undoubtedly left—her pack weighed heavily on her shoulders. The sky began to darken as she reached the general area and started looking around hopefully.
Kova was disappointed after a few minutes of searching revealed an absent dragon. She decided to search more but was discouraged.
I couldn't have expected it to actually stay, she told herself sternly. There was a reason she hadn't named it.
She continued to search a bit deeper into the woods, lost in thought of the dragon. This, along with the dimming of her surroundings and the sounds of nature coming out in full force, distracted her thoroughly, and she practically stumbled on a small group of soldiers.
The soldiers immediately went on the defensive as Kova froze in place, eyes widening at the spears pointed in her direction.
"Stand down!" someone barked, and Kova let out the tense breath she'd been holding as the weapons lowered. A man approached her, separating from the others. He wore a sword at his hip, unlike the rest.
A squad leader, her mind told her.
"Miss, it isn't safe to travel these woods alone at night," the squad leader was saying, and she blinked, looking up.
"What do you mean?"
The man gestured for the squadron to relax. The tension in the air eased as they began to prepare what looked to be a camp. "A dragon was tracked to this area, as well as a rogue sorcerer. And, if you don't mind me saying so, miss, the forest is particularly not a safe place for young maidens like yourself without a companion."
Kova shook her head. "I can take care of myself, but I appreciate the concern, officer." She might have felt complimented in a different situation at his term of 'young maiden' directed at her—twenty-one was hardly young anymore—but her mind was on other matters. Rogue sorcerer? What's that about? Suddenly she was very glad she had sold the dragon scale.
"I insist that you make camp with us tonight," he said, and she could hear honest concern in his tone. "Please, miss. It would be against my duty to let you do otherwise."
She resisted a sigh. He was one of those types. "Very well, officer."
"Reichal," he informed her. "Officer Reichal."
"Kova Lamar-daughter," she replied. "Pleasure to meet you."
"The pleasure is mine," he said.
"So, how did you come to track them here? The dragon and the sorcerer, that is," Kova asked.
"We found evidence of a dragon about the size we're looking for about five miles back," he said, walking to a felled log. Kova followed, though she still wasn't pleased about it.
"I see," she said, heart thumping. Perhaps the dragon hadn't left the area by choice—perhaps these soldiers had scared him away. Kova didn't blame him. "And the sorcerer?"
"He is a bit more difficult," the soldier replied. "We did find some human tracks around the crash site, but the prints were smaller than an average man's." He shook his head. "I'm not sure what we're looking at."
Her heart pounded again. Would he suspect Kova had any connection to the dragon?
Don't be an idiot, the logical portion of her mind told her. She had come from the other direction; there was no reason for this officer to think she was connected.
Unless he goes to the town and finds out I'm the one who sold the scale. She had to leave his company before then.
Could she slip away at night? A quick glance to the soldiers setting up camp told her no. She would have to stay with Reichal until a good opportunity—or excuse—came to leave him.
"Where are you headed?" Reichal asked, and she realized she'd been quiet for a stretch too long.
"Oh," she said, her hometown coming to mind. "I think Medonae."
"That's a long way from here," he commented. "What's in Medonae?"
"My home," she responded truthfully.
"Ah. What are you doing out here, then?"
"I started travelling after my apprenticeship," she said, attempting to tell the truth as much as possible. These military sorts had ways of telling when someone was lying.
"Oh?" he prompted. "What profession?"
"Healing," she responded, shouldering her pack.
"Excellent profession," he said with approval, and she could practically hear the 'for a woman' tacked on the end of the statement.
Letting it slide, she nodded, then yawned, covering it politely with a hand.
Reichal took notice. "Excuse me, Miss Kova. I have been inconsiderate of the time."
She nodded. "Thanks."
Kova ended up setting her bedding up next to the fire, and she promptly fell into an uneasy sleep.
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emrysofealdor · 4 years
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The List of Merlin/Merthur Fic Prompts and Ideas That I’ll Probably Never Get Around to Writing Myself
This post is an absolute mess, lmao. Some of them are prompts, some of them are summaries, and some of them are just little story notions. If you want to write/draw/edit one of these, then go for it! All I ask is that you tag me or shoot me a quick message if you post it. 
1) Prince!Merlin
In order to stop the feud between their two kingdoms, Prince Arthur of Camelot is betrothed to Prince Merlin of Escetir. When they meet, they are undeniably drawn to each other, but any hopes of affection are crushed when they open their mouths. Prince Merlin and Prince Arthur butt heads even more than King Balinor and King Uther, but the one thing they can agree on is that the feud has gone on for far enough, and if dealing with each other is the price to pay for peace, then so be it.
The biggest strain in their nonexistent relationship comes from magic. Merlin, or Emrys, has always believed in the prophecies, but his marriage to Arthur throws a wrench in things. Either a) Arthur, the biggest prat in all of Albion, is the Once and Future King, or b) Merlin will have to help his true King from the sidelines, possibly breaking the truce in the process, and all the while being trapped in a loveless marriage. Neither are particularly appealing to him.
Of course, Arthur discovers that magic isn’t inherently evil. And of course, Merlin discovers that Arthur is the Once and Future King. And of course, the two fall madly in love.
2) 4x06 Divergence
After he destroys the Fomorrah, Merlin returns to Camelot to find an anxious Gwen, a furious Gwaine, and most concerning of all, an Arthur who is trapped in a pit of despair and refuses to speak to anyone about it, especially Merlin. Now, Merlin has to figure out what the hell happened when he was under the Fomorrah’s control.
Spoiler alert: when Arthur found Merlin in the bog, instead of hugging him, he kissed him. Merlin pushed Arthur away, saying that he doesn’t think of him that way. Of course, this is all happening in front of Gwaine, who’s been dealing with both Merlin and Arthur’s pining, and who finally convinced Arthur to go for it, only for Merlin to shut him down.
3) another Prince/Nobleman!Merlin
Arthur meets Lord/Prince Merlin, and he’s immediately besotted. Merlin plays hard to get and is just in general a sarcastic, sassy prince.
I picture their dynamic in this to be like Hercules and Meg, with Merlin just roasting the shit out of Arthur while Arthur sits there like 😍
Arthur’s constantly like “Isn’t he just amazing?” and Sir Leon the Long Suffering is just sitting there like “...are you fucking kidding me”
4) The Toast
Arthur gets crowned King. At the feast, he gives a toast - to his knights, to Guinevere - but most shockingly, the final toast is to Merlin.
5) Modern!AU
When Merlin Emrys and Arthur Pendragon meet, it’s love at first sight. Unfortunately, neither of them know how to handle their feelings like regular adults, so instead, they resort to witty banter, pigtail pulling, and worst of all, pining.
Featuring a group of friends who just want to be put out of their misery.
6) The Lowkey Magic Reveal
“You have magic,” Arthur stated.
“Yes.”
Arthur paused for a long moment, glancing between Merlin and the armor that was now strewn across the floor.
“...And you use it to do your chores?”
“Occasionally, among other things. Saving your life, for example.”
Arthur’s face was completely blank. The pair stood in silence for what felt like an eternity, and Merlin felt his panic rising, before Arthur finally responded.
“Alright. Well, carry on, then, I suppose.”
He waved his hand and shut the door, and Merlin heard his footsteps walking out of Gaius’ chambers, leaving Merlin alone to wonder what the hell had just happened.
Or: Arthur finds out about Merlin’s magic. It goes better than expected. Too much better than expected, if you ask Merlin.
7) High School Theatre AU
Arthur Pendragon, jock extraordinaire, is cornered by the drama teacher, Mr. Kilgharrah, in the halls and is begged to audition for the school play/musical. He’s always been one to help wherever he could, so even though he’s never acted/sung in his life, he agrees.
Merlin Emrys is seen as the theatre gay boy stereotype - outgoing, bold, and confident. Most of the student body adores him, along with the teachers and generally everyone he meets. He hates Arthur Pendragon on principle, considering that he’s simply waltzing into theatre and getting a lead role his first time simply because he’s a man.
You know the drill. Enemies to lovers, slow burn. Bonus points if the roles that Merlin and Arthur are cast in have gay subtext. Even more bonus points if the roles are openly gay.
8) Immortal!Merlin Accidentally Becomes Famous
In which Merlin gets bored of hating his immortality and decides to express his bottled-up emotions from Camelot and from over the years of waiting through song, but his music blows up, and he becomes a musical sensation. And in which Arthur is tumblr famous for his fan blog of the world-famous music artist Emrys, and keeps wondering why the hell Emrys’ work feels so familiar.
9) Hero!Merlin/Villain!Arthur
Arthur’s working for his father, the CEO of Pendragon Sciences, when day, Uther pulls him into his office and reveals how he’s begun developing biology altering drugs to make superpowers, something to directly counter magic. He uses magical human test subjects and tortures them to the brink of death. Furthermore, he plans to give someone close to him the first test of these drugs and essentially become his personal hitman. Arthur is absolutely horrified, and he realizes that he has to do something about this. He knows just how powerful his father has become - now that he understands the scope of his work, he realizes that no one will be able to stop him. No one... except for maybe, just maybe, someone on the inside of his corporation, and someone who he trusts unconditionally... like Arthur.
So, Arthur convinces Uther to use him as the test subject, and everything goes perfectly. Arthur gains powers, and he plays the part of the perfect, magic-hating villain, all while trying to undermine Uther’s operations. The media gets wind of this new villain, and so naturally, there needs to be a hero to combat it. Enter Merlin Ambrose, AKA Emrys, the most powerful magic user to ever walk the earth.
Merlin has been working with Morgana, Arthur’s magical half-sister who ran away once she discovered her magic combined with all of Uther’s shit, and they suspect that Uther is behind the creation of this villain. Merlin applies for a job at Pendragon Sciences as Arthur Pendragon’s personal assistant. You’ve probably got a pretty good idea of how it goes from there.
If you want to talk about any of these ideas, either share your thoughts on this post or message me! I haven’t even gotten into everything I have for some of these ideas, and I would be overjoyed to talk about them to someone or for someone to end up creating them!!!
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deadandphilgames · 4 years
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Being around for pinof and dapg was wild. Waiting for pinof was like lowkey torture because they’d just be so vague about it and then once they’d tweeted it was like... how long is it gonna take them to film edit and upload 😮 they knew what they were doing hahaha. I feel like I didn’t realise how much they actually uploaded on dapg until they stopped tbh. When they started the channel in 2014 I was like... 😲I love this but not for the games lmao
dnp being vague about upload times?? that’s so out of character for them, they usually give an exact time and don’t just tweet ominous emojis 🔜 🙃🙃
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Just felt compelled to pop in and tell you how much I'm fully loving (and lowkey relating to) your gentle unraveling over the girldirectioninspo account 💗
lmaoooooo you only call it gentle because i’m holding back a LOT in those tags lolololol when @jaerie and @becomeawendybird first started sending those edits into our gc i had no idea what kind of exquisite torture it would be hahahaa oh mannnnnnnn 
i’m glad you’re enjoying it! hahaha (i’m also glad that you’re there with me lmao)
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alrightberries · 3 years
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rewatching aot shit post
not relevant, just me not wanting to shit post abt aot on my rant twt lmao
thinking abt how when levi was torturing sannes, he FORGOT he had to ask questions first BEFORE beating him up lmaooo
edit: yes i’m rewatching aot
edit 2: the look of hurt and betrayal on sannes’ face when he hears ralph say no one liked him is,,, i know he’s a bad dude but i can’t help but feel genuinely sorry for him :((
edit 3: levi’s neck and collarbones,,, MMMM
edit 4: LEVI FINDING OUT KENNY’S LAST NAME WAS ACKERMAN ALSHDLGGKSHSK
edit 5: desperately waiting for someone to gif that ONE scrne where levi leaps through fire
edit 6: historia’s 4’9” wtf I DIDNT REALIZE SHE WAS SO SHORT
edit 7: not @ how historia’s moment of clarity comes only when she thinks of ymir but,,, 👀
edit 8: why eren wanna die so bad srsly everyone been out here trying to save his ass the least he could do is LIVE ON MFER
edit 9: the look on levi’s face when he asks kenny if he was the lone survivor after having his comrades wiped out by a titan,,,, maybe levi remembered being in kenny’s place :(((((((
edit 10: will i ever not be emo over kuchel crying tears of joy when she gave birth to levi?? the answer is no.
edit 11: kenny sorrowfully telling levi that the reason why he left him was bc he wasn’t fit to be a parent lowkey makes me think he wanted better for the kid but knew he wasn’t the best option. and the last thing he ever did before he died was give levi the serum that could’ve saved his own life,,,, :—(
edit 12: COMMANDANT SADIES HAVING THE FATTEST FUCKING HEART THO he wanted humanity to have better, he wanted to make an improvement to the world. he put his duty before his heart ((y’all just KNOW that’s the reason why he never made a move on carla even tho he was in love with her)). when he realized he couldn’t be with carla, he stepped aside and let someone who could. when he realized he couldn’t make a difference, he stepped down and gave his position to someone who could. he stopped commanding soldiers and started training them, trying to prepare them for the real world bc he still cared. HE TRIED TO STOP GRISHA FROM MUTILATING EREN. HE TRIED TO STOP EREN FROM JOINING THE SCOUTS BC HE WANTED HIM TO LIVE. he’s got the biggest fucking heart and his arc’s honestly so underrated
edit 13: aot moms are awesome as fuck. mikasa’s mom fought with everything she had to protect her daughter from intruders. eren’s mom told him to runaway instead of helping her escape because they were both going to get eaten. levi’s mom did everything she could to keep him fed, even if it meant she went days without eating or taking customers when she was sick. connie’s mom, even after turning into a titan, used her last moment of clarity to welcome him home. jean’s mom, even tho he’s an ass to her at times, personally delivered homemade food to him at the base and pleaded with everyone to be understanding of him if he ever got hot headed. i love aot moms sm.
except for historia’s mom. she sucks ass. historia deserved BETTER.
edit 14: levi trying to stop a wounded erwin from going into battle bc he didn’t want to lose another friend,,, :^(
edit 15: ERWIN NOT EVEN SAYING LEVI WAS BLUFFING WHEN LEVI SAID HE WAS GOING TO BREAK ERWINS LEGS ALSJDKDK erwin knew it wasn’t a mfing threat it he knew levi would’ve ACTUALLY done it lmaooo
edit 16: NOT FAIR NOT FUCKIN FAIR I STILL HATE MARCOS DEATH IT WAS TOO EARLY MAN
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The Old Guard (Movie)
okay after days and days of seeing the lovely Joe and Nicky just pop up in my youtube recommendation along with the other gay couples. I finally finally got my hands on the movie and found the perf day to watch it.
Okay let’s begin the reaction. Which im actually writing as soon as i ended the film.
First thing first, i was expecting a repeat of the monologue of when they first died on screen again when the scene repeated. Lowkey hurt that it didn’t happen but i can see why.
Second, the betrayal box was shown on the trailer so that was not surprising. Sad that Lala, sorry that’s the character from kinky boots lol, i’m sad about Copley’s character. His reason for betraying Andy and the gang was personally not good enough. 
I can see why Copley would be persistent on having a cure for disease. Anyone who had a love one die because of some uncurable disease would feel that way. Still, i call bs on his naive thinking. A bunch of immortals being handed off to a scientist, AND HE THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE GOING TO BE MORALLY GOOD ABOUT IT? AND NOT TREAT SAID IMMORTALS AS RATS?
Really dude?
Is the history in The Old Guard universe THAT different for ours? Is racism not a thing there? Hilarious.
Sorry I wanted to word the above stuff in a more direct way, but i feel like it’s going to be a bit vile and too much so i’ll refrain from saying it. All i’m gonna say is that Copley was not thinking when he cooperated with a white scientist guy.
My bad way of thinking aside. Let’s get back to the movie.
When Booker first came on to the screeen i felt bad vibes from him. Something about his whole thing was not clicking for him. I knew something was bad was going to happen.
Also a sign that Booker and Copley is going to betray them would’ve been when Copley saw that Nicky had his gun on him. I doubt Copley could see from that far. So unless Booker fed him info, that will be entirely impossible.
Moving on, the bullshit that is mr lex luthor batman v superman edition 2.0 and his ranting in that convention. I knew i’m gonna hate him as soon as he opened his mouth.
One thing i hate the most are villains who justify their medical bullshittery.
We all want for medicine to progress.
We are all aware that science is never morally good. And most of all doctors and scientists has the moral compass of a cookoo clock. 
An immortal plus a scientist will always always equate to fucking hot mess.
I knew Copley is going to have a reason for why he was working with Merrick. Copley was morally good, he really thought he was doing the right thing, hell he worshiped the gang and their results. Its just that for him, he wanted to have a hand on it.
We can all debate whether he has ulterior motives subconsciously. Or whether it was all just about his wife dying. (my side will be that he subconsciously wanted a hand on shaping the future, but it was buried by his want to save people who was suffering what he went through.)
But yeah that connection was solidified when he talked about his wifey.
Now can we just talk about that scene of Joe and Nicky just spitting poems at one another? Right off the bad we were introduced with a soft spoken and soothing Nicky with a snarky Joe and my goooooood when Joe started talking about who Nicky is for him my  heart clenched and I just imagined being the receiving end of both of their romantic gestures. Omfg i would dieeee.
(fun fact, even after watching the trailer and seeing a lot of gifs and edits of that scene, it didn’t click to me that Joe is played by Hot Jafar actor. My friend had to point that out for me to finally get the AHA moment xD. I knew something was familiar about the guy and his voice but yeah xD)
I wish to be sang by Joe and Nicky as they both cuddle me to sleep. Oh to be the middle of that sandwhich ;A; one can only hope.
Oh i also wanted to talk about Nile’s pov with killing. I have no idea how long she had been in the military before “awakening” so im not sure and again this might sound immature, tone deaf or ignorant but, she really joined the military and was surprised that they kill people and taught to deal with it? Has she not heard of the veterans who leave the military filled with ptsd and some other stuff? 
At the very least she looks like a millenial and you’re telling me she has that all sunshine and rainbows point of view of the military? This is like Copley all over again. That ranting was really unnecessary and it didn’t even resolve or whatever. 
I get it she’s young and new. She literally has a family she couldn’t leave just like that BUT all she focused on is the fact that Andy killed a lot of people? REALLY? THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU NOT WANT TO HELP THEM?
Im sorry  that part is just ridiculous for me. At the very least find something better to hang over Andy’s head. Like i dunno colluding with drug people i guess?
OH OH You know what really made me sure that Booker is working for Copley and Merrick? That is when he talked about his son dying of cancer. That moment I was like “Oh yep this is my confirmation. I better prepare myself.”
I want to be thankful that the torture scene was not too much. I hate plots and tropes of scientists and doctor quacks toying with humanity and such because they are always so graphic and just inhumane. Thank god the director is a woman and we didn’t have to deal with unnecessary testosterone bullshitery that most male directors do for their movies.
I was definitely not expecting to feel sad for Booker. When they passed the judgement to him, It was fucking sad. Deserving but nonetheless sad. Booker hated being alone and straight boy has a point when he talked about how Nicky and Joe have one another. But still fucker got my gays locked up, I ain’t treating him nicely after that.
OH THE TWIST AT THE END. IM FUCKING SURPRISED. AND HORRIFIED THAT SHE MIGHT BE THE NEW BIG BAD.
AND BOOKER POTENTIALLY WORKING WITH HER? straight boy really ain’t learning anything huh.
Im excited for the possibility of a second. I’m excited to see more of Quynh and what she can do. I really hope that she ends up becoming a goodie at the end. I really don’t want her to just die as a villain.
Overall. Despite the lack of solid motivations and conflicts and stuff, the movie is very good. I rarely watch action movies because its always testoroney filled bullshits. and just dicking romance but yeah The Old Guard is right up my alley.
Now for the theories i come up while watching.
Disclaimer that I have not or is not going to follow the comics that this movie is based on. I don’t have the interest to do so so if any of my theories is actually canon and has already been talked about before, and is confirmed, please understand that I don’t do in depth research for these posts. This is all just the ranting of a guy who watched a movie. Not a critique that seem to be very abundant here in tumblr.
Theory The immortal 5
I have not kept track on how many immortals are there but my theory is that only 5 immortals are allowed to exist. When Andy lost her immortality she said that its finally her time, that maybe she finally reached her end goal. Does that mean that Nile was not immortal before that time? I would assume so because her family would’ve freaked out right off the bad when she’s a kid and her wounds just close up right in front of them.
So the immortality is not birth given but rather bestowed when one of the immortals reach their end. Im not sure if it’ll be just 5 or so, but there seems to be a give and take situation with the immortality. We also find that it’s not according to who got it first or who’s the oldest since some guy died first before Andy when we know Andy is the oldest. 
uhmm... welps i think i forgot the rest of the theories i have in my head that haven’t yet confirmed by the film lmao.
oh well.
ANYWHO.
I love it i loooooove it
 i wanna be in the middle of joe and nicky or just be see them personally flirt with one another. I would die happily.
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sinsofsinister · 4 years
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Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2019. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!
I got tagged by @lastwiish!! This was a super fun one. I liked looking through my stuff and going ‘hey yeah actually I like this, this is good’. I’mma tag @exowarlock, @sotc, @commanderwilloh, and anyone else who wants to do it :>
“I’m giving you a good story here. Pay attention!” (gifset) - When I first saw this scene I was like ‘hell yeah hell yEAH look at my gremlin son fuckin GO’ and I literally just made the set bc I wanted to be like *will smith pose* I love him. I’m also just lowkey fond of every K Project set I do bc the show is so naturally fucked with it’s default gradient that tweaking the colours sometimes makes me wanna yeet my PC out a window.
“Am I cursed to lose everyone that matters!?” (gifset) - I made this set back before the recent filesize increase so getting all these down to under 3MB without making them look like absolute trash garbage was a fucking mission and a half. I love the first gif. Rufus Caligula is such a cool enemy design fr.
Mitsu (drawing) - I recently decided to pick up art a bit more seriously so I thought it’d be fun to try and draw my FFXIV characters to practice. I thought my Au Ra would be easy aside from the horns, which don’t look like any of the in game ones. I was horribly wrong. Scales are torture when you aren’t actually Good yet. Still, I think it’s cute.
ACNH Island Rep (drawing) - This is actually a redraw of the same thing I made like two weeks ago when I finally decided to draw more, which I only ended up doing bc I hated the hair in the first version lmao. This was the one where I discovered how to do those coloured lines by complete accident and it’s vastly improved my own opinion on my doodles.
Friends to Enemies Speedrun (video) - I hadn’t sat down and properly edited anything in a long time and I learned some new things while making this, so I’m really fond of it. Not as much to say here compared to the others, haha. I just really like making these.
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Thoughts I had while watching TGD 3x09 “Incomplete” aka the ep where I died and came back to life
Finally editing my thoughts post and should be able to watch the mid season finale live tonight and I’m so excited!!!
Fuck fuck fuck yalll I’m not ready but I am melendaire group chat popped off about this ep and I accidentally saw a slight spoiler when going thru my explore page on twitter and did my eyes deceive me OR DID I SEE A MELENDAIRE COMFORT HEART TO HEART MOMENT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I COULDNT TAKE IT AND GASPED AND HAVE BEEN SMILING AND EXCITED SINCE SEEING THAT FOR THIS BLESSED EP AND IM PRETTY SURE MELENDAIRE ARE GONNA HAVE A BONDING MOMENT IN THE NEXT EP BY RUNNING TOGETHER AND HOLY SHIT I CANT DEAL
I seriously am so excited I can’t contain myself and haven’t even started the ep I just squealed like 2 minutes ago about it 😂
Those eggs look nasty af but omg how cute a resident’s picture celebrating Claire’s birthday 😭😭 and Morgan is even holding the cake
Antonia thomas is so pretty excuse my crush I know I say this every ep
And oh Claire I hope/believe you’ll get help this ep and stop spiraling
Aww Debbie helping shaun how cute
The second hand embarrassment for me is strong but omg that shit was so adorable Carly has no shame in saying yes I’m so happy for sharly
Oh Claire bby yeah you’re gonna have to deal with your issues
Oh fuck that is not a coincidence that Melendez is saying him and lim aren’t together in front!!! Of!!! Claire!!!
Oh my god Claire plz don’t tell me you know that because you were also on ecstasy! And yeah Melendez is sus af is that why he seemed angry with her in the promo because she was doing molly 😩
Oof maybe not at least not yet he looked so proud of his baby
Lmao Morgan and shaun bonding over first times
Oh god no not an awkward l*mlendez moment 🤢
Y’all that’s Emily from make it or break it
I’m with Morgan on this like really your life is worth dying over having sex/an orgasm. Morgan is gonna pull a Claire and keep fighting for her patient to have the surgery
Damn Claire why didn’t you let park go in there to help the patient instead and fuck this dude haaaard
Oh my god Claire no plz tell me you’re not about to confess
Oh my god the irony y’all really love to torture Claire huh gonna have the wife suspicious about and affair to the woman your husband cheated on you with?!!!?
Plz don’t have her believe she’s making it up Claire I know you’re gonna confess before the ep ends
Aww Carly is a heart tattoo cute
Aww shaun what happened everything was going so well
Lmaoo the look they both gave Debbie to get out
Fuck Morgan up Carly as I much I love my bby she can cross a line but omg is this Morgan actually caring about shaun or attempting lmao
That’s right lim DON’T HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS about breaking up with him
Wow is Morgan actually telling the truth about this heart to heart story?? is she about to break up an engagement god damn
Oof is Claire about to tell this asshole off damn Claire getting called out so it was the opposite way around
Oh shit foreshadowing to his parents since Shaun’s dad is gonna be on his deathbed
Park leave Claire alone please and stfu why didn’t YOU check on him he’s also YOUR patient 🙄 men are trash and instead of bombarding Claire since you’ve noticed her spiraling why not actually ask if she was okay
Glassman you’ve been overbearing to shaun the whole fucking time you’ve known him and get pissed at him when he wants you to leave him alone but now that he’s asking you for help and advice suddenly you’re done with him?!!? Wtf
Yeah glassy is def gonna regret that when shaun comes back and doesn’t talk to him about his shitty dad dying
This hoe about to leave his fiancée
Melendez being so proud of his boo
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For it!!!!
Carly filling in her tattoo was cute af ngl
Oh shaun bby you cant keep putting Carly thru that and yourself for that matter
Claire telling the wife she needs to insist on the truth has me worried she’s about to get slapped in front of the whole hospital omg
God damn it I needed closure and l*mlendez to end is this finally it 😭 because Melendez didn’t fight for her after she admitted to having second thoughts god bless 🙌🏼🙌🏼
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I’m emotional 😭 don’t touch me the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen and ended so quick they always get my hopes up with sharly
AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DID MELENDAIRE GROUP CHAT HAVE TO BE RIGHT ABOUT OUR THEORY WE TOSSED AROUND OF CLAIRE GETTING SLAPPED WHY DID I HAVE TO BE RIGHT?!
At least not that many people were around and Melendez looks concerned af
Oh my oh my god oh my god he followed her down all those flights of stairs to make sure she was okay and comfort her omggg I can’t y’all I can’t I have to pause and take a deep breath
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Omg no I needed that scene longer!!!!!!
Okay so you get the news Shaun’s dad is dying and you almost weren’t gonna go tell him what the fuck glassman
I need glassy gone ASAP I’m so done with his character and storyline 🤦🏻‍♀️
That’s it the ep is over we’re not gonna pan back to the melendaire scene I HAVE BEEN DYING FOR I WISH IT WAS LONGER BUT OMG IM SO GRATEFUL AND HAPPY WITH WHAT WE GOT like it’s not freakin coincidence that Melendez is the one to comfort Claire oh my god I’m still freaking out about that scene that slow pan to Neil our ship is back in the running y’all take THAT
And Melendez is gonna help Claire thru her grief and destructive tendencies from the look of the promo pics so I CANNOT WAIT MORE MELENDAIRE CONTENT HERE WE COME (it look like they’re spending time together outside the hospital and running and stuff 🙏🏼
And is that lea embracing shaun this next ep is gonna break me huh
Ngl and please don’t shoot me but I lowkey miss shea like season 1 them was *chefs kiss*
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In the comic, Jason sends an address to Bruce (with Joker’s hair and a couple of first edition books) and when B gets there, we see Roman kill a fake Red Hood (voices by Jason) and than the helmet explodes and B saves Roman but leaves him trapped among explosives so he can’t leave and than the Crime Alley showdown happens, the difference is stark lmao. And yeah, Roman tortures and kills Steph but her death was retconned, but that wasn’t until much later because comics are a mess
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dc stop being a mess pleasebut thats??? so interesting that its wildly different??? i guess its kinda the same like what happened with hush and its movie right? :Oc also roman back off ill destroy u, do not touch my childreni feel like dc rlly has a habit of killing people off when maybe sometimes it is Not Necessaryalso the keeping Roman trapped in a bunch of explosives lowkey reminds me of like. a time out corner. Roman you’ve been a Very Bad Boy™
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Wow you really went off the other day but at least it was worth it 😪 I normally look at the scenery when I’m on a road trip, but then I get bored of it and decide to sleep bc there’s nothing else to do. Motion sickness must suck :(( do you take gravol or something to help with it? Coffee literally drains the life out of my funds it hurts me
Yes omg pls make me cookies I love them. Maybe you can even open a bakery with pastries and sell some good /cheap/ coffee. Ilyt my dear baker 🥺 ye I’m not the biggest fan of my bday either but gotta celebrate anyway!! One year closer to death woohoo 🎉🎉 your birthday is the most important day of the year!!! You can’t fight me on this I’m right
Pearls are so good. Like most places I go to don’t add anything to the pearls so it’s just bland squishy balls but the place I frequent adds I think honey to sweeten them. It gives the pearls life istg. It tastes so good 🤤 hollering is a funny word. For some reason I always associate it with yodelling which makes me laugh
Ksks you must be op if you can make a joke in the wall with a door slam. I can’t relate my arms are literally sticks and I have no strength in me. Chrome books are terrible in general. Add my schools terrible wifi and you get one big recipe for disaster. I’d never fight u either (unless it’s for your bday) ily too much for that 🥺🥺🥺
Hahah I think it’s me. I haven’t heard anyone say “go ham” except for the people who go to my school. I find it really funny tho so I try to incorporate it whenever I can LOL easily burnt? Can’t relate but apparently I easily tan. There’s this one diagonal stripe on my shoulder that separates pale me and tan me which ??? How did that happen and what was I wearing for that to happen??
It’s all fun and games until you go outside and see a mountain of snow waiting for you to be shovelled. But there are some good aspects to winter, like skating and skiing and all that fun stuff. Snow is so heavy?? Or maybe I’m just weak but after I finish shovelling I’m beat. Gardening is not my thing. There’s too many bugs involved flying around 🥴
Kind of? I always thought it was short for cappuccino but I could be wrong. They don’t taste like fraps tho, they’re sm better. I was always a frap hoe until I discovered lattes. My old elementary school was close to a Starbucks so whenever frappy hour was happening, my friends and I would go almost every day LOL
I heard that dunkin coffee is really good. Oof there’s so many things that the us have that Canada doesn’t. But apparently you guys don’t have ketchup chips?? How can one live without them? You know that’s what soulmates are, we’re stuck together forever and I don’t mind that. I’d never leave you 😌😌
YES OMG LATTES ARE SO EXPENSIVE. I pay around the same amount and my wallet cries every time. If you ever yeet yourself off a bridge I’d come visit u in hell and bring u iced coffee 💖 we really are soulmates wtf I get almond milk in my lattes as well!! I used to get normal milk and was like “I’m a bad bitch milk can’t hurt me” but that didn’t really work out. Sigh what we do for coffee 😔
Washing dishes is disgusting. I hate doing them but yk someone’s gotta do it and that someone is me 😤 I’m acc lazy when it comes to smoothies, I usually ask my mom to make them LMAO. Pancakes are pretty much made of flour if you think about it so technically when u eat one plain ur eating cooked flour,, how barbaric. Waffles are Built. Like. They have a 20 pack 😪😪
I love angst personally so pls go ham but not too ham I’d like to keep my heart. Honestly at this point my last brain cell has given up on me. But yes I love angst and I love torturing myself with heart wrenching angst that leaves me crying into my pillow at 3am (I’m talking about this one haikyuu fic that I forgot the name of. I was literally dying inside jalsjwo)
Pls do send me peet’s I’ll send you an iced capp in a cooler so it’ll be somewhat melted and probably spilt everywhere 🤪 tumblrs probably gonna block me again, I’m looking at how much I’ve typed rn and it’s a lot lmaoo. Yes I managed to save myself. I redid the whole last with less detail bc I was not Having It but it turned out better?? How is ur drawing now?
I start after labour day in September. But starting in 3 weeks?????? On a Thursday?? I could never wtf. When do you end? I’m so confused with these ap and honours thing, like there’s none offered in my school nor majority of the school district. Are they just advanced classes or something? It is 7 classes a semester or the whole year?
Stan talent i think you meant yourself??? Jsjsksk I am not only ur coffee soulmate I’m not #1 fan as well and I support u bc ily 🥺🥺 the read more tag had me laughing for a hot minute. Like we really could make an essay out of all of our replies. I don’t have any pets (besides fish does that count?) unfortunately bc my moms allergic to fur 🥺 hbu?? (I can’t believe tumblr blocked me again they can fight me)
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i didn’t even pay LOL i freeloaded off my cousin 🤧 i like to look @ scenery sometimes but like i can’t bc my head hurts LOL and the scenery is always the same for me, mountains and fields with cows. i try to take dramamine but it makes me so drowsy that i’m just basically dead,,, i live off of my cousins money so i’m okay 🤪
tbh i use nestle toll house pre made cookie dough, like that shit actually slaps. it’s the best it’s so good omg, perfect for lazy hoes 🤧 death here we go ! the order is ur bday, then skz debut date, and then christmas i don’t make the rules sorry sis 😤
pearls are Dangerous, i once drank a smoothie and there were pearls in it and i couldn’t see them bc there were like. only 3 and they were Buried under the smoothie but i choked and almost died but i chewed one of them and it’s like. so weird. HOLLERING AND YODELING IM- i once went to some public yodeling class and left in 2 seconds bc it was a bunch of white boys dressed like the kid from walmart 😪
it’s not even strength i’m actually rly weak,, i always think the doors are closed but they’re not and so i like slam them open and the walls are thin so it’s just. a sad hole. terrible wifi,, my school has pretty good wifi tbh but we have like three connections, one for the chrome books only, one for the teachers & staff, and one for students and guests. like it works rly good but everyone has a VPN bc of stupid social media restrictions 😤 & ilyt 🥺 u would probably win in a fight tho LOL
go ham is so interesting. the first time i heard it i thought it meant go pig and i was so confused but ig,,, i live lathered in sun screen whenever i go somewhere with the sun. ppl are like “i smell sun screen” and im just there like 🙃 it’s me u got a problem u burnt chicken nugget ??? i wish i tanned easily, i have a tan friend and when i showed her when my legs got tan she was so confused. i thought i was tan tho? bc during marching band season my sock tan becomes So Bad i’m basically white. she said she was blinded when she saw me pull my sock down and i laughed so hard LOL & i hate those dumb random tan lines like. where u @ bro? where u come from??
snow is fun for like a day and then i get tired LOL i csn only handle wet socks and a red nose for so long 😔 i tried skiing one time and i did so bad that the instructor had to hold me down and walk with me down the slope. i fell so many times i think he hated me 😳 i’m also rly bad at skating? i went w my friends once and i held both of their hands and still managed to bring both of them down when i fell. a cute guy once helped me when i was struggling to walk so 🥴 not my brightest moment tbh,, trying to walk in skates while on ice. do u enjoy skiing/skating? also gardening is. gross. worms and dirt and the sun i’m not here for it.
u: cappuccinos! me: ...ice bergs,,, now that i think about it fraps kinda suck,,, i used to think i was So Cool for drinking starbucks but now i’m like. wow. i used to think there was coffee in a frap but it’s just. sugar and ice LOL also speaking of tmrw is bogo fraps here,, idk if it’s all over the world but myb u should check it out 😪
dunkins okay it depends on what you get, i once got an iced latte and it was good but my dad got an iced coffee and he like. hated it so we had to switch and it was so bad like. it was coffee crime. it was horrible and not strong it was basically milk 😤 also,, ketchup chip? i just googled what that was and. that’s literally so weird. fun fact i hate ketchup and all other condiments i can only eat bbq sauce and i tolerate steak sauce
UR LITERALLY SO CUTE OKAY UR MINE NOW HHHH
i mentioned this in the other ask but. we going broke bitches club 😪 when u come visit me it’ll be old town road the one w mason ramsey on a loop. nothing will top the og remix but no, i’ll be stuck listening to some 5 year old rap for all of eternity
I USED TO BE SUCH A GOOD KID AND DRINK MILK EVERY MORNING ever since i got to middle school i preferred sleep over waffles and milk and i hardly drink milk but when i do. my stomach does not have it.
my mom made me wash dishes today and she just stared at me when i put ziploc bags on my hands bc we didn’t have gloves but i just painted my nails and i’m not abt to put myself thru chipped nails. not yet 😤 waffles are so good like i love waffles and lattes only 🤧
well i’ll go very ham (am i doing it right LOL) 😤 the angst ending is a lot better than the open ended or happy ones LOL i’m so excited for it 🥺 i’m rly tryna get it out before the end of this month bc the edit says july and it’ll make me Mad if i don’t get it out before the end of this month
i wanna start in september 🤧 and i usually end in the first week of june. also on a wednesday LOL it’s gross. stupid. ap means advanced placement so it’s just. a college level class. lowkey mad bc i’m taking ap euro (as a sophomore 😒) and other schools take it in their senior years? apparently this is normal? and honors are just faster paced classes with more weighting so,, idrk oops 😬 some people take 7 classes in a semester but i took it for the whole year! this year i’m dropping orchestra i’m Not for that spit in the carpet life
the only talent in this house goes by ada and jisung. i don’t make the rules. i’m ur #1 fan 🥺 as soon as u post anything i automatically smash that rb button LOL also put a read more here bc like. we’re really out here writing a whole ass essay. i’ll look @ all our convos bet it’ll be like. a lot. i don’t wanna say smth and be off so i’ll just not. i have a dog! he’s the cutest in the world and i love him sm 🥺 tumblr can fight me first like. what’s this ask limit bull hhhhh
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