[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil
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having the constitution of a sickly victorian child is so fucking funny sometimes. "dearest friends, i have greatly enjoyed this single hour at the jackbox soiree, but i am afraid my strength is failing me, and i must now retire lest i suffer a megrim. please excuse my absence; i will be recovering in my rooms." its like im sending myself to the seaside for my health but the fresh air is just me crouched in the middle of a dark room petting the cat
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The real reason Knives wears his cloak thing in tristamp is because if he didn’t he’d be lobster red within minutes. That man doesn’t have any melanin in his skin whatsoever.
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Yandere neo? Im listening
'You're killing people!'
'No, I'm killing boys!'
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SOMEONE just watched the beacons scene from Return of the King to get themselves out of bed.
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Look at this. Look at his eyes full of joy, at his smile that waters my skin and clears my crops
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I would like to offer a pleasant reminder for all of you Neo Splooshes, Wiper Decos, Dapple Duelies, and all other such weapons for this upcoming Splatfest...
USE YOUR GOD FORSAKEN BEACONS!!!
Kindly be a helpful member to your team by providing jumps, please and thank you.
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Hey
Want some writing inspiration?
Have you ever thought how vessels (the surviving ones besides the chosen one) only ever get to know violence?
Sharp pits and thrashing tendrils and absolute darkness for a birthplace
If they manage to get out, by the time they get out, they're probably already surrounded by eyes burning with an old divine fury that seeks to hunt them out, to destroy them out specifically
even if the plague hadn't woken up yet during their escape, a good number of them met their end at the maws of what seemed to be one of them, of what twisted and snapped and grew into a nightmare of a beast, still wearing the face of a sibling
Yet think about the wandering knight, who knows how to read, who knows how to communicate with others, who understands other's words
The wandering knight, who survived in the wastes, where there's no written messages, no paper or quill
The wandering knight, who knows to listen to friendly bugs, who knows there are bugs that won't hurt it
In your long journey from darkest nursery to wasteland of sand and wind, journey which has tempered your grip over your worn, borrowed nail, who taught you of words and greetings and their meanings?
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William Kerr and Gus Valentine should've kissed
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from the family friendly server that brought you fish slapping note blocks and impulse’s “oh my god” goat horn comes a new, potentially recurring, segment:
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bear with me my words are weird roday but. ok. so lwj is a Good Person. and that's not rly news, you're kinda told from the start that "Hanguang-jun is righteous and upstanding", but it all comes with the heavy implications of Society and his place in it. and tou can see in Teen LWJ how badly he is trying to be just that, fitting into a mold that his family and society understands as a "good person", he tries so hard it feels almost paralyzing!
but the thing is that, even back then, if you strip all the layers of social conditioning, forget about righteousness or morality or codes of conduct, lan wangji really is just that... a good person. with his flaws, sure, but once the mask falls and his white robes are dirtied and he's walked 10 miles to go to a lake because a boy he shouldn't be thinking about told him it would be fun, once there's nothing more than a kid who was late because he was busy helping people on his way there, that's what he is: a good person
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