#because paul SUCKS

[desertsprng]

@corr1no said: ❛ i was in tact, that’s a fact, until you struck my nerve. ❜

THEY   COULD   HAVE   BEEN   SOMETHING   OTHER   .   .   .   not   set   against   this   stone   path   muad'dib   barrelled   down,   tongue-tied   with   the   heady   burn   of   cinnamon,   it's   all   around   them   melange   heavy   air   collecting   in   nostrils.   she   takes   in   greater   quantities,   feels   the   sloshing   of   it   in   her   belly   like   a   slow   fire,   and   prays   to   the   maker   for   an   end   to   her   own   inadequacy.   sihaya's   arms   remain   empty,   closing   around   nothing,   and   the   more   they   reach   for   their   beloved   the   more   the   ache   grew.   he   was   never   really   here,   solidified   into   the   present,   true   peace   evaded   them.   had   she   more   kindness   to   give   irulan   would   be   spared   a   little,   she   pawn,   a   key   shoved   into   a   lock   that   remained   open       —       no   fiddling   required,   the   messiah   sits   a   throne.   and   though   his   empress   is   beside   him   there's   no   arguing   her   place   is   shifty,   unstable   .   .   .   those   ever   hungry   eyes   go   unseen.   only   one   woman   mattered.   and   the   spring   in   her   never   dried   up,   she   was   arrakeen's   heart.   and   paul   was   arrakeen.        ❝        the   way   things   are   will   not   change,   expose   your   weakness   less   and   there'd   be   no   place   to   strike.        ❞        the   dismissal   pecks   at   her   teeth   insistently,   a   warning.   a   promise.

#corr1no #* 𝐢𝐢. answered. ↷ this prophecy is how they enslave us. #they were never going to be besties #but boy they could have at least been semi-pals #because paul SUCKS

[zarla-s]

this just made me think of sniper and spy.

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[patreon]

#team fortress 2 #sniper #spy #heavy #medic #miss pauling #sniperspy #what's the shipname for sniper spy #bloody suit #right? #z art #z flash #well technically i did this in tahoma2d because i wanted a pencily look #kind of works for edgar and scriabin too #sniper's hat sucks!! boo!!

[unknownartiste]

the gang’s all here ╹◡╹ my head hurts

#tf2 fanart #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #tf2 spy #tf2 miss pauling #at last #tf2 #team fortress 2 #heavymedic #speeding bullet #they’re next to each other it’s so significant ok ok #my art #started as just boots n bombs but i did the wrong team colours lol #the winks are because i suck at matching eyes i’m so sorry lmao

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Richie invites Pete’s family over for thanksgiving which is how Paul finds out that his nephews best friend is Ted fucking Spankoffski’s brother

#in my mind this happens when Pete and Richie are like 8 #Richie’s like ‘oh your parents aren’t around that sucks you should come do thanksgiving with us!’ #when Paul sees Ted he has to restrain himself from saying ‘what the fuck’ in front of the kids #like the main reason Paul and Ted are stil friends is because Ted would die for his little brother and Paul loves the hell out of his nephew #it becomes a once a year thing where Ted gets to actually see Paul be happy and Paul gets to see big brother Ted instead of hornybastard Ted #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #spankoffski bros #tgwdlm #npmd

[gideonisms]

I think the thing about ntn is, it's like making a friend who you broadly agree with on the most important things but who you HARD disagree with on some of the details

#ntn spoilers #i'm at the point where i can have actual opinions now i think. #paul. paul. #i loved the campal tragic moment i loved everything with pyrrha and nona's reluctance to remember the ways she'd been hurt the #compartmentalizing of identity the acknowledgement that sometimes we just are going to become someone vastly different #the question of whether love can overcome that or why love matters if everything's just going to change and end and restart again #and the conclusion that it did matter because it mattered in the moment #love as this huge imperfect force of acceptance for others vs love as a determination to cling to them the way you think they should be #all of that was so good #even the stuff with gideon kind of. felt like it belonged in a different book but i agree with the broad character strokes of like #the horror of what's been done to gideon the way she is trying to become a different person making her own terrible decisions etc #but still trapped in this awful framework for her life & death where she only matters as a symbol for others #and her reckoning with that is messy and awful bc of course it is! #but it did feel like it needed more space than the brief chapters we got & hopefully it will come to the forefront in the next book #like all of the elements didn't necessarily mesh well and i think the humor she was trying to go for with the silly name didn't really work #and the stuff with judith was like. the most boring way to handle that imo. did she have to be unconscious the whole book #she's got so much potential as a character #and! my top pet peeve when harrow lobotomy girl nonagesimus is like i'm going to find the real god you suck #iconic yes but it reveals #she's had the agency to walk away from john the whole book and has sat there listening and now is going to find alecto when? #like?? #the point of the lobotomy was that she is rejecting the framework for her previous life bc she's decided she cares more about the human cost #like??????? #if she was just sort of drifting in the river having alecto's dreams that's one thing but i refuse to believe #she wouldn't be trying to figure out where gideon was the whole time #maybe if she hadn't done the lobotomy i would buy it but she did do the lobotomy!!!!! she literally did do the lobotomy #you have to do a lot of work to get harrow from only caring about gideon's life and i guess religion kind of to just hitting pause on #thinking about gideon for an entire book! #this is not even my shipper brain it makes sense gideon has other priorities is in mourning for her previous self the things she's lost etc #but harrow literally did the lobotomy if u needed to get her to the 9th for plot reasons there were better ways to explain it!!

[bugpoasting]

feels like such a slamdunk fic concept/prompt but. beatles-monkees 4 for 4 fucking at some random party in the 2 or so years when the monkees were relevant. there's soo much that can be done here

#lord forgive me but god psuedo/semi hero worship is always a fave trope of mine going back to da hrpf days #like not hero hero worship but guy who's a few years older than u and very successful and cool and you want to impress them type beat #and the beatles rly fill that niche when u consider their timeline aka rounding the bend of their meteroic and def becoming more jaded/ #experimental. yaknow #and im so sure that they did all meet at one point in history i just cba to look it up rn #anywho. as an amateur monkeeologist my pov would be john-mike (shared Waddahell is wrong with this guy factor/general malaise/glittering #wit and intelligence and mean streak (affectionate)/kid(s) and wife they do Not fuck with/seeing the projection of the Self in others #that includes your best and worst aspects reflected back at u/glittering brightly sososo doomed just like you were. and are/and so forth) #peter-george because of that one pic of them. so fucking good man. and vibes i guess they were compatible in that way #paul-micky for that insane showman vibe i guess. i dont have the best handle on micky Yet but i would enjoy this. manic energy off the wall #plus sleazy charming paul who dgaf who you arebeyond getting his dick sucked to whom everyone is a groupie because hes #fucking paul mccartney. best paul #and ringo-davy i guess they're both short and i like it when tiny dudes get destroyed by massive cocks. sue me

[todayesterday]

im halfway through geoff emerick’s book on recording the beatles and it’s fascinating and all but on god, why is that man such an asshole to george harrison. he is so disrespectful to george and apparently so unprovoked too? man’s never seemed to do anything bad to emerick, apart from not being as close to him as paul is. it’s pissing me off at this point, like we get it you don’t like him, can we please move on now? he belittles george constantly and seems to highlight only his mistakes again and again, even sounding surprised the few times he actually likes george’s work. whereas paul hasn’t committed a single mistake in the five years i’ve read him describe so far. the difference in treatment is getting so distracting. i mean, come on. and he just pretends ringo doesn’t exist too like wtf lmao. hot take but it would greatly benefit the book if it was a little more balanced

#like jesus christ man paul wont suck your dick can you please move on now #to me it sounds like he only dislikes george because george doesn’t kiss his ass lmao #it’s been a while since i posted about the bottles but this is making me so angry i needed to vent #geoff emerick #the beatles #beatle books

[desertsprng]

fun au idea: chani gives birth to the twins takes them and yeets.

#because paul sucks #* 𝐢𝐢. ooc. ↷ it's always scorpio season bitch. #that is all #yeah i know her body gave out idgaf #let her be a mom ffs

[kohakhearts]

im very fond of jn for a lot of reasons but honestly i think just the main character dynamics are iconic. like ash is ash, who cares. but goh and chloe are objectively hilarious characters, theyre practically made for a sitcom. my gay best friend who only befriended me because of my dad (but not in a gay way, in a nerd way…probably) but despite hating being associated with my dad’s work this somehow worked, because he was like a kicked puppy left out in the rain and i felt bad for him. and weirdly he doesnt actually seem to define me by my father’s work at all, which on a deep level i appreciate even if we never talk about it. and then even by the end of the show shes like, to ash, hey…you know you were goh’s first friend right? that’s a big deal to him. you should give him a little grace. maybe even go talk to him about being a stupid idiot. (read: so *i* dont have to.) like do you get what im saying. the dynamic is unparalleled as far as im concerned. tbh the reason why the writers were so scared of chloe especially in early jn is simply that their relationship was too chaotic to fully explore on-screen. they had to give them other friends and rivals first to soften the effect and distract us from how unhinged their history actually is

#taylor.txt #and i say probably not because the alternative is chloes got a hot dad but because its like #hey my parents suck can i borrow yours? but im no authority on dilfs so what would i know… #its like ‘popular girl and her closet gay bestie’ turned up to 11 idk #tangentially do you notice how theyre actually both try-hards in different flavours…the does a million things vs has to be best at One Thing #and then you throw ash in and at this point hes still got the Aura of cringefail loser but hes actually etremely accomplished #like honestly? aside from paul idk when else anipoke ever gave me such an objectively Funny character as chloe or goh

[mechboys]

My most important duneposting take actually

#my art #dune #paul atreides #leto ii #leto Atreides ii #children of dune #dune chronicles #it took forever to post because i forgor #anyway they both suck #but paul is one of my fav character ever and i put him lovingly in the microwave

[guardian-angle22]

My final 911LS Season 4 Bingo Card! I sadly never got a bingo, but I had a good time with it regardless. Thank you @actuallysara for putting the template together!

#911ls bingo #911ls bingo update #listen I'm most bitter about the 'tommy & grace talk over wine' because they talked over every.other.beverage.but.wine.whyy #but also your show is in texas lone star - suck it up and have someone say yee-haw every now and again to remind us LOL #I decided not to use the chest caving in for 'punching' someone cause clearly that wasn't what I meant when I wrote it #funny to note that this season it was PAUL who punched someone. PAUL. who would have guessed?

[bimrsadler]

😘

#not the best quality because my phone sucks ass #but hey it’s mine and I got richards ��� pretty well lmao #rammstein #rammstein chicago #rammstein tour 2022 #richard kruspe #paul landers #vid

[lady-grace-pens]

I watched Breakfast at Tiffany’s for the first time this morning and I can’t stop thinking about how much I hated it. I can’t figure out why. But I also watched the first part of Barry Lyndon and I’m really into it so there’s that too

Rant in tags because I have thoughts and opinions

#I’m sure it didn’t help how i went into Tiffany’s with a totally different idea of what the story would be #i didn’t see the noncommittal storyline coming. i thought it’d be about a diner or something named Tiffany’s. plus I hate how fast everyone #talks. i mean it makes sense because ‘oh city people talk fast’ but still I can barely understand a thing with or without captions #i also got so damn confused as to of everything before the point where Doc came in. #clearing up her backstory made everything click. but I just feel like a lot of this should’ve been made more clear earlier or something idk #I’m not fond of Holley herself either tbh. Paul is hot tho #then there’s the blatant racism in the movie… yeah #i get it was made in the 60s but oh good god. #i can’t see why this is considered a classic. singing in the rain is MILES BETTER and I only caught half of that one #barry lyndon however. is a charm so far. i really love enjoy and appreciate stories like that. #ones that follow the life of one character. how even before everything goes wrong for him his life still wasn’t an easy road. very lovely #i can’t wait to watch part 2 #but honestly fuck Tiffany’s that movie sucks 😂 #i feel like the story would be better if Holly herself was the main character instead of just the protagonist. because it’s clear how #the camera focuses on Paul like this is his story to tell. it should be hers #better yet #go watch Singing in the Rain instead #such a damn charm. i love Cosmo so much #kaitlyn talks for once

[ladycibia]

Ok so I just read through all of the chibi tag and loved it! You only drew Aiden the once I think, and said you were basing him on Paul Bullion, so in the chibi verse do him and Lambert 2 now look alike or does he have a new version?

Mmmm no, I don't think I'll come up with a new design for him (for now at least) since I don't plan on drawing Aiden soon and he's game material- so, those rare times I draw him, I automatically think of game!Lambert (also, I'd like to specify that I *usually* draw twn!Lambert and Eskel when it's specified in the prompt. Otherwise I always go for their game counterparts; they're the ones I love and cherish). Also (x2), please, don't take my silly drawings too seriously, ahaha XD there's no deep lore behind them, they're just silly little doodles

#I love putting little references here and there in my drawings #and I indeed based Aiden on Paul Bullion as a nod to the fact that he plays Lambert in the tv show #also because I suck at coming up with original character designs #I mean my Valdo Marx is a friggin' Jigglypuff

[arctic-hands]

Building a memory palace is taking too long and I keep forgetting things in the mean time 😭

#method of loci #memory palace #turns out that's a real thought/mneumonics technique and not just something made up for Hannibal Lecter #memory issues #brain fog #was gonna start lions mane mushroom vitamins to allegedly help my brain but my PCP said it's too new to know how it would affect my meds #which sucks because she only got back to me about them after i decided to go for it and buy the twenty dollar vitamins endorsed by #paul stamets

[romanken]

Trying to explain why I like the color of money to my dad in a way that doesn't make me seem like a sick horny freak

#i liked it for um the direction. not because i want tom cruise to suck 60 year old paul newmann's dick. because that would be weird....