#because they think it's the funniest thing in the world

[my-castles-crumbling]

I have a problem Cas… I think im in love. 

Okay so, there’s this girl. We’ve been best friends like 5 years. I mean i’ve always- okay I don’t know how to explain this. 

I’m basically a fan-fiction come to fucking life. 

So i’m Demisexual, and last year I decided to come out to my family. I don’t know if other Demi ppl have preferences of gender, but I don’t. Honestly labels confuse me. I’m not sure if technically i’m Biromantic and Demisexual but hey, the point is- and what I explained to my family- that i’d be open to dating anyone. 

Basically i was telling them I wasn’t straight. (Obviously Demisexual is also about sexual activities and people and stuff but I wasn’t gonna try and explain to my parents that I don’t really get attracted to random ppl- cause they don’t get it- and I didn’t want to accidentally start talking abt sex). 

So anyway, they were not happy. Have you watched Brooklyn Nine-Nine? There’s this clip where the character Rosa comes out as Bi and her parents are like “That’s okay, since you can still date a man and marry a man and be normal” and they were like that for me (i’m a girl in case that wasn’t obvious- so they wanted me to date a man).

And I didn’t really care to be honest. I had an equal level of straight friends to queer friends, I felt suitably in both worlds. I truly love my family. They’ve always been good to me. But they did imply if I did end up with a girl, they wouldn’t want to meet/know her.

Not to mention the religious trauma. I spent a shit ton of time listening to ppl tell me that same-sex marriage and relationships are a “sin”. Hell- there was this one rlly lovely women at church when I was like 9, but she got kicked out when they congregation found out she was a lesbian. (Okay- not kicked out but like bullied into leaving).

So it was fine for me to accept that I could potentially date a women since i’ve never felt immediate attraction to anyone, it never felt totally real. 

BUT NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM. So my best friend (who is also a girl) of 5 years. She’s amazing. She’s literally the funniest person i’ve ever met, she’s so generous and has helped me so much, and she’s just adorable. She’s like fucking sunshine. And ngl, I don’t often like people who are so cheery all the time because it feels fake and I like people around me to be honest. 

But she just, she has this way of finding the beauty in the stupidest things and it’s so cute. We got splashed by a car the other day, drenched both our outfits, and instead of being mad, she got all excited and had us do a photoshoot in our crazy soaked clothes, and then got all excited that we could cuddle under a duvet and watch a movie with snacks once we got home cause apparently that’s the only acceptable thing people can do after being covered in water (which is exactly what we did).

And she’s not unreasonably happy, you know? Like when people try to cheer people up at bad times and make everyone more sad, she’s not like that. Whenever i’m upset, or mad, she’ll doodle these cute little flowers on coloured paper and write things she loves about the world on the back of them, and once i’m done ranting abt how annoying the world is, she’ll give it to me and smile. She has the best smile.

I have this jar, I write the date on them and put the paper in the jar. 

We’ve been best friends five years, she started doing that like four years ago and i’ve had the jar pretty much from the start. 

It’s always been easy to be around her. We sort of knew each other for like a year, and then I blinked, and we were best friends. I read all the books she gives me even though the plot is super cheesy cause she loves talking about them, I learnt how to bake all her favourite snacks her mum made, cause she’s pretty far from home and honestly a tragic baker. And she cooks dinner (don’t ask how she can’t bake to save her life but is the most incredible cook, it’s unbelievably ridiculous) for us a lot, she learnt to make my fav food. 

We technically live together, we’re at the final year of uni (maybe not tho depending on our next courses, I dunno) so we’ve been living together this year, but before that, I basically spent most of my time around her place anyway.

So yeah, we’re friends. But I realised a few months ago that i’m pretty, definitely, in love with her. I think i’ve felt like this for about a year and it just hadn’t quite clicked yet. 

(I had this awful day and came back to our place to see her genuinely painting our wall a different colour of white. She paints as a hobby and accidentally splatter a ton of blue paint on the wall and freaked out and tried buying white paint to cover it when it wouldn’t wash of and she was sat on the floor with white paint all over her and the wall still blue. 

She told me the story and I burst out laughing. I explained you often need white primer first, to cover the blue, and then to buy the correct shade of white, since ours was sort of chill white and she’d bought bright white. 

It’s the type of thing that would’ve annoyed me so much at the end of such a tough day, but because it was her, I just found it adorable. That’s when it clicked, I love her. She noticed I was tired immediately and felt bad cause she realised i’d had a bad day. I said this cheered me up, cause it did. Then we made dinner together and spent the night reading on the sofa with music on. 

We went to the shop the next day to get the correct stuff and luckily our wall is back to looking almost exactly the same). 

So yeah, I love her. Plus like, being demi, I don’t usually find ppl attractive… I mean i’ve always known she’s aesthetically pleasing, she has good fashion sense and stuff, but like, I tend to view all people as the same sort of level of attractive. BUT NOW ITS LIKE- SHES FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. It’s kind of annoyingly actually. How is everyone not spending all day gazing at her eyes. They’re fucking caramel, like a book character. She says they’re brown but she’s wrong. In dull lighting they seem brown but they’re like dark orange (amber i guess) with little hues of green, but in the sun they’re really bright and caramel and warm. 

She’s a lesbian btw. So theoretically I’ve got a shot. Also, i’ve always been good at reading people and I know she’s had like a small crush on me at least twice in our friendship. You can tell sometimes. 

But recently, it’s been a wreck. I’m so distracted cause i’m in love with her I can’t think, and my friends keep telling me she loves me back but I can’t keep my head on straight long enough to try and tell. 

But. If I do get my head out of my ass and tell her and she does end up wanting to date me, what the fuck am I supposed to do then. Cause if it does work out, i’m pretty sure it’ll last. 

My parents never totally liked her (they probably saw this coming- but I think in the homophobic, all queer ppl date each other, way and not the, they’re meant to be together, way) and if ended up having to tell them i’m actually dating a women, they’d be pissed. 

I always thought i’d end up with man, since it’s easier. No religious guilt about that. But I can put aside my own brains stupidity for her. But I can’t change my parents. But aside from this, they’re literally amazing. But I also know them and I truly don’t think they’ll change.

All my friends having been saying me and her should’ve been dating this entire time. I don’t know, I like to think now would be kinda perfect. I always knew she was gonna be in my life forever, I guess I just got so used to imagining myself with a man I forgot she was an option? That I could be with her romantically forever. You know, assuming she wants to date me.

(We’ll see about that. I’m really not sure. But i’m totally shit at keeping my own secrets so i’m planning to tell her soon if not just for the sake of my own sanity. All my friends say she’ll reciprocate, if she doesn’t, then I guess i’ll go from there, she’s not the type to be weird or bothered that we live together despite it. And if she does… then I have to decide what to do next. My other best friend is literally always right when it comes to our friends dating lives, and she has faith we’ll end up together, so we’ll see I guess) 

But if she does. If she does I’ll have to get into it with my family. I don’t want to lie to them. And I know I shouldn’t judge, but I honestly don’t think they’ll change their minds. I think they’ll say I can come visit whenever, but not bringing my partner. And I won’t want that. And we’ll all argue.  

I never liked knowing my parents didn’t accept this side of me, but I guess I never considered it would be an actual problem i’d have to deal with someday. 

I spend a lot of my time trying to figure myself out. I haven’t had the easiest path in life. But with her, it’s so easy. It’s easier to understand what I like, it’s easier to talk about things, and I fully trust her not to be weird. Or leave. Or get mad for nothing. I don’t have to walk on eggshells around her. I trust her. We don’t argue much. We have, what she calls, three different type of arguments. 

One, “bad mood argues”. She finds it so hilarious that it rhymes. You have to say it with the syllables. Bad-Mood Ar-Gues. We have these cookies in the freezer that we make every month. If one of us is having a bad day, we cook a few cookies to eat and I bought this dumb fridge magnet of a cookie to put on the fridge to signify it’s a cookie worthy bad day. 

Another one is “justifiable anger”. That doesn’t happen much. When we first met, she had this tendency to not tell me when I did something that upset her, and it’d spiral, and i’d be mad she wasn’t talking about why she was mad. So we have a rule to always talk about problems, even the little things. For example, her yelling into the phone to her family for hours while i’m trying to study- she has planned days now, so I can go to the library or she can go out if necessary, or keep the convo below 45 min, her mums like half deaf so she does have to shout, but it’s also VERY loud. Basically we comprise. And make sure no anger builds up.

The third type of argument is, what our friends call, “married idiots”. As in, she shouldn’t use the siri talk thingy while driving cause it never understands what she’s trying to say and so I get jumbled texts that mean nothing and then she thinks she’s told me something she hasn’t told me. She’s nearly understanding that one 🤦‍♀️ And you know, the classic colour of something argument (it’s purple- she’s wrong).  

Anyway. I forgot my point. Oh yeah, everything’s easier with her. I feel comfortable. If i’m being totally honest… i’m pretty sure if I ask her out, she’ll say yes. Like 80% sure. Im just scared to fuck this up, and cause family problems. Cause yeah, she’s worth the drama, but also, it’s her that’ll be being insulted right? She very likely won’t be allowed in my house. I don’t want this to ruin what we already have. 

So yeah. That. I could really do with some advice ❤️

Hi <3

If you do not ask this girl out, I will physically pass away.

Like...I'm not usually so pushy with asks, but you're describing a relationship, hon. This is a relationship. I'm not sure if you follow me because of the Marauders, but you two are literally Wolfstar, And I'm shipping the two of you so hard right now.

If, for some insane reason, she turns you down, it's because she doesn't realize she's in love with you, too.

As far as your family...again, I'm going to be more blunt that usual. You're going to have to face their lack of acceptance for you at some point. It's absolutely shit that they don't accept you, but like...don't let that stop you from being with this girl. Because even if you put off their feelings now, you'll have to deal with it someday, and then you might miss out on an amazing girl.

Please update me. I need updates. I am so invested. I am DYING for updates.

God, I'm rereading all the things you wrote and I'm kicking and giggling. You two are ridiculously adorable. Please kiss her already (with consent).

I'm naming you purple anon. Please write back.

#ask #asks #ask cas #purple anon

[jahiera]

speaking strictly from a plot & writing perspective here, not a commentary on characters or who or who is not my favorite blorbo (they all are). it's gale time and I wanted to get down everything I thought about this go around with his romance & the writing before it escapes me.

so I once again had a ton of fun of course, the game is still a blast, and several arcs were way more satisfying this time around simply because I ... did not skip the creche, unlike my very first run (I was an idiot) (I didnt think it would be that important) (it really really was). love it 10/10. I cannot WAIT to do my gith run & really focus in on that because the lore there is just, so cool, and that subplot was really rich & rewarding this time around since I had someone who was not orpheus become a mindflayer instead.

as for Gale, Thank Fuck I started before they bugged him up again too much. but let's deep dive into The Material.

shoutout to Tim first of all, he's a legend, dreamboat, superstar. there are so many lines delivered so effortlessly when they would sound ridiculous in anyone else's mouth. he gives gale so much soulful intensity and subtle, nuanced gravitas befitting someone like gale; with enough of Gale's own moments of silliness, cheekiness, wry wit & understated sarcasm, to outright flabbergasted at times, I was Giggling every conversation fr. I'm not usually prone to the "I LOVE YOU" Romances that come earlier rather than later, but ohhhhhhh tim gives each line with all the weight & agony that you can feel inside Gale when it comes (the looming death; not knowing what the end may bring; not wanting to leave any regrets behind) so like. MWAH to him. MWAH MWAH. all the kisses in the world.

okay mandatory compliments to the actor aside. I came out of the whole thing with breadth of new appreciation for Gale as a character in terms of the... concepts, threads, that make him up, and act 2 is where he REALLY shines overall.

I didn't necessarily come away from it with the same... weepy...... done-no-wrong? interpretation of Gale that I've seen floating about. he's lovely. he's intense. he's got soul-crushing devotion on his mind, no doubt. but for every fracture of tenderness, raw sincerity, & off the cuff soliloquy, he's got a lot of interesting flaws/characteristics I'd love to unpick with a fine-toothed comb on some replays or rewatches. Still trying to turn over in my brain exactly what that is, but it's there, and I love it. will say I'm really glad I played it mostly in a vacuum rather than getting too into others' thoughts on him, because What I Had Seen on the Webbed Site had near put me off entire (seeing someone say he's not prideful or pompous at all... when he self-describes as pompous?) -- maybe it's my tendency to focus in on what makes a character tick, when are they sharper, or harder, or meaner, and I enjoy watching that play out a lot, but? yeah. I didn't come away thinking him a super soft mushy mwahmwah -- ROMANTIC, yes, but overall as a character not nearly so lovesick and in desperate need of some protector. in fact when you tell him you don't want to be his crutch, he says as much too -- you've helped him, but you're not the sole focus of his person or the only thing keeping him alive.

there's enough of the humanity in his cheekier moments (stop licking the damn thing!!) and plenty of tear-jerking aside all of that. gale my canon-depressive-episode, mildly suicidal, chronic pained up, still-kind-of-full-of-yourself king. I adore you I love you I cradle you softly in my arms. he charmed me entire! I think that the themes hey were trying to tackle are really interesting and nuanced and I do have some thoughts on the success of the game in actually tackling those, what is there is really wonderful. some gorgeous writing in act 2, especially, and it was sold so well by the voice acting & sincerity in the writing I was just like. PERFECT. 10/10. NEED TO WRITE 98 FLUFF PIECES RN. which does not happen often, to me, as a person.

with. some exceptions, going back to critiquing act 3 as a whole.

act 1 & 2 are both strong, really nice. however this romance definitely needed at least one or two more scenes in act 2 to pad out the space between awkward flirting at the party to "I like it when you're sweaty and bloody-- sorry who said that" to "I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU." -- these scenes should've elaborated on Gale's personal feelings; of mystra, of what's been asked of him, of Tav. they should've set in threads of Gale's anger earlier, rather than the jarring shift from late act 2 "yeah I'll kill myself" to "actually... mystra fucking sucks! lol!" in act 3 at sorcerer sundries. yeah babygirl, mystra DOES fucking suck, wish I could've listened to you as you arrived to these conclusions rather than connecting empty character lines between act 2 and 3. and act 3 desperately needed more space to talk gale in or out of the crown. because by the time we get to the end, if he's really into the crown, he's into it beyond the focus of all else. but in the scenes where you talk him off that particular ledge, it doesn't even take very long to do so, and leaves kind of a weird... gap of intention.

I feel like they wrote themselves into a bit of a corner, honestly. because Gale's personal quest literally cannot be resolved until 5 minutes before the end, any climax wouldn't have much space afterward to pad the aftermath. so the solution to that would've been more character focus scenes, more flavor text depending on how you've influenced gale, something that actually makes the choices feel rewarding -- some hurdles to cross too, checks of some kind. but there really isn't any of that, and so the conflict is almost nonexistent. you squirt gale with a water bottle and he gives up the crown with no real additional dialogue. or you tell him "ma...maybe???" and he's suddenly a power obsessed little freak (complimentary) with no recourse, and in either case, we never got much dialogue to get some insight into his personal thoughts on it. this doesn't make Gale a bad character, but it does leave the narrative to be lacking in some regard.

like, for example. Astarion gets dialogue changes depending on the quest outside of character-specific moments (such as a spawn Astarion changing his dialogue after you help Aylin with Lorroakan), post-quest conversations, PRE-quest conversations with his siblings, moments where he reveals more of what he thinks (such as "You're... you. no one is like that.") etc., Gale gets None of that. the only other characters who really do are Lae'zel and Shadowheart; everyone else is either shafted or resolved in the last few minutes too. I came out of this most satisfied as a player overall with LAE'ZEL'S conclusion (also at the end of the game!!) because we had gotten a few more moments where her focus is obvious and her motivations are clear.

anyways, those are just general writing issues. Act 3 overall is the weakest, most agree, and that's still true here. Sadly it kind of takes some of Gale down with it in this case, because his personal quest is both so removed from the overall plot (despite him being a literal fixture as the only character who knows anything about the crown & was decreed by a literal god to take out the absolute).

however none of this is related to Gale as a guy. as a guy I'm Fucking Obsessed With Him. taking him with me everywhere was so rewarding especially in act 1 / 2. his commentary & insights, when they were there, ranged from funny as fuck to genuinely insightful & interesting for the overall plot. the ideas behind him, the glimpses we get of the life he led before, and the life he wants to lead after with Tav -- or what he alludes to wanting to lead with Tav, thinking that he'll still probably die at the end of this -- are lovely, interesting, TOUCHED MY SPIRIT. he's such a neat version of how to do a character that is as endearing as he can be foot-in-mouth, and as intelligent as he can be a little belligerent. I looooved every moment I could talk with him about magic in act 1, see his passions (beyond mystra), argue with him about how to do something (I'M the magical wonder here actually and I get to make the shadowlantern), all of that really MADE the romance for me in the lulls where his Silence or the gaps in his writing were more clear. 10/10 would kiss that fucking wizard again and cry a little bit thinking about exploding with him aboard a giant alien brain while one of those "ITS YOUUU I LIE WITH" songs plays in the bg

#tldr he's my special guy. some of the writing was disappointing as a pacing thing but he's MY SPECIAL GUY #I also cried a little bit as lae'zel got to take off on a red dragon with orpheus but that's secondary #also I said orpheus is hot & NO ONE agreed with me. fine. I'll carry this banner alone #men who are capable of executing a rebellion or instant apocalypse with their swaths of power. What. #who said that. #anyways. GALE MY DARLING. my belovedest. I want to write 1000 dialogue snippets in act 2 and 3 for you #and MAYBE I WILL. who knows. #still chewing on him and need to Ponder if I want to actually make any sort of character studies for him because. um. #some of you.. can be off the rails about this man. but I do think of him fondly and love what was there #he can be a bit of a bitch he can be the most wonderful man in the world he can hold your hand he can cast globe of invulnerability #he can also make the FUNNIEST fucking oneliners known to man. I crave him carnally & emotionally #I want to Add scenes to his romance. I wish act 3 was better. goddamn. #still one of my favorite games though. I am Back on the nautiloid as we speak. Durge and Minthara time #bg3 meta

[loving-jack-kelly]

i do have to confess that one of my favorite jack spot dynamics to rotate in my brain is jack being a few years older than spot and knowing him in the refuge/as kids and spot having a Massive crush on him and being extremely pissed about that fact years later when they re-meet/reconnect. he doesn't have a crush anymore he's just angry that it ever happened. jack wasn't a jerk and was in fact completely oblivious to it so there's no reason for spot to be so peeved but he's steaming at the ears every time he remembers being infatuated with jack kelly.

#race thinks it's the funniest thing ever in the entire world #newsies #spot conlon #jack kelly #i like the idea of spot and jack falling out of touch or w/ever (talking modern au now ig) #so when race introduces his new boyfriend/fling/situationship jack is like :))) spot! i know you! #and spot is like >:(((( fuck this. #and then they don't get along for a while because spot is peeved and jack is confused and annoyed and frustrated and race is like ??? #when spot finally forces himself to explain everything to race race tries (and fails) to not laugh his ass off it #he wouldn't tell jack bc that would be breaking spot's (hard won easily lost) trust but he is like Please can u be friends

[qroier]

I was rewatching the vod where bobby dies and I cannot stop thinking about the idea of roier trading his infinite lives for getting bobby back. Like just imagine the potential there, there’s already a bit of a thing with people treating roier almost like he’s an egg sometimes, imagine how much worse it would be if he actually did only have two lives just like an egg. Also in terms of guapoduo (which I have full faith would have still ended up happening, even with bobby alive), cellbit is already worried about his family and about what el quackity’s threat means for them, imagine how much more worried he’d be if THREE of his family members (richas roier and bobby) all had a limited number of lives

Like I’m imagining bad scolding roier at ninho for not typing in chat that he’s been revived by someone because of course their paranoid butts would have actually ended up making roier a room there too. There's just so many other moments that would be so changed, like foolish actually having to go revive roier when he threw himself off bobby’s tower in an attempt to summon osito bimbo if osito bimbo still refused to show up. Plus there’d be so much added weight every time roier offers to let someone kill him after his silly ways go a little too far

skldfjskldjf sorry I’m an angst lover at heart and I love the idea of a confrontation on the whole I’M NOT ACTUALLY AN EGG thing since we already got a teeny crumb when etoiles kept laughing at how unprepared roier seemed in the dungeon, and I also love the idea of how much more cellbit would lose it everytime he sees that roier has been downed in chat, especially every time it happens when roier’s with quackity

Also also outside of lore and story the fact that cc!ro would have had to play tryhard way more often if something like this actually happened would have made it very fun to see as a viewer

#qsmp #roier #au #again sorry the idea of roier actually getting pushed into having a room at ninho is the funniest thing in the world skdjflskjdf #no clue how this would have worked as an actual thing within the game because obviously even if he dies #there would have to still be some way for roier to continue streaming on the qsmp #would he have had to go full dnd and make a new character? or would it be a rubius bringing him back kind of thing idk #best case scenario though would have been that both he and bobby leave that dungeon with two lives #aghh i don't even want to think about jaiden's reaction she would absolutely agree to something like this too #spiderbit #guapoduo #speaking

[ofdreamsanddoodles]

my most important apollo headcanon is that his online presence is like. absolutely nothing & it makes him dating klavier so much funnier. personally i think social media in the ace attorney universe is like permanently stuck in the 2000s era but like the important thing here is that tabloids catch wind of their relationship & naturally its SO exciting because apollo got klavier’s brother double arrested and you’d think there’s SO much you can do with that but then they try & dig into apollos past and just find absolutely nothing because the single personal anecdote you can find about apollo online is on clay’s instagram that he hasn’t used since high school (trucy sometimes talks about apollo but the only social media she has that isn’t on private are work accounts so it almost doesn’t count). the only thing left to do is talk to people who know him but all they can find is trucy & phoenix, who would respond to questioning like this by straight up lying & telling people he was raised by wolves. at some point lamirior does a press release saying apollo is her son & every news source starts kicking themselves that they didn’t figure this out first

#this is my imagine of an ideal/funniest world so soj doesnt exist btw #ace attorney #i think apollo just does shockingly well in the public eye bc he doesn't seem like the kind of person who talks about himself #so the only rumors about him are like. outrageously stupid lies #which apollo never hears about because he doesnt read tabloids and also straight up doesnt care #getting asked about kristoph is stressful obviously but i think he would prefer that over being asked about himself #thankfully the great thing about working at the WAA is that you're always doing something so outrageous that people tend to mention that #first #so the only thing the public at large finds out about apollo is that he likes astrology #aster speaks #a plays aa

[snowberry-pie]

tbh i feel like ascendant astarion would eventually get bored of a spawn!tav after a few years/decades. kinda like a kid with a toy that they eventually outgrow and leave to collect dust on a shelf. he’s not gonna let them go Obviously but i think the novelty of having a ~dark consort~ is bound to wear off sooner or later.

#bg3 #astarion #just thinking abt him constantly. he makes me very sad #this is just my onion btw he gives me the vibe of someone who does that i don’t want to play with you anymore thing from Toy Story LMAO #ive grown to love him i think. like i would love if he got his own reality show because it would be the funniest thing in the world

[whiteshipnightjar]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOANNA NEWSOM! 🥳️💖🥳️ January 18th, 1982

“If you were a world leader, what would be your first law? Gravity. I feel like we need to tighten up the constitutional protections that particular law enjoys. It’s a ticking time bomb, if you ask me. Who would be your top advisers? Cute angel on one shoulder, cute devil on the other.”

#happy birthday joanna!!! ❤️️ #joanna newsom #may your day be full of laughter light and love dearest joanna! #my heart is full of awe and love #it's the best day of the best person #let's celebrate in the most joannaesque way being silly geniuses with hearts of gold #i could never accurately put into words what she means to me because it's infinite #but i'm forever grateful she exists and i get to exist at the same time as her surrounded by the worlds she creates #SHE'S EVERYTHING #love joanna #jnew #(laughing at the unintentional color story here haha may your world be covered in joanna's pinks/reds and yellows) #there were so many quotes i wanted to add here her mind is just a never ending well of wisdom and wit #she says the most beautiful things you've ever heard in your life and tells the funniest anecdotes and jokes #i think she's amazing

[july-19th-club]

ok the purist in me wants to haaaaaaaaaate this series for having ghosts innit because the original stories were all about regular detective stuff . but i can't the purist is crossing its arms in the back of my brain and pretending not to be watching, but it is, and it's having fun

#others may complain because they changed half the characters names to not be so 1950s (not me i respect it) #or that many of the characters have become different races or sexualities #(i think it is perhaps one of the funniest slays in the world to make thomas swift. of 'the swifty' linguistic joke fame. a gay black man) #but my one gripe i was expecting was to be upset that it was deliberately paranormal #i Want to be!!! but i'm not!!! they didnt ease into it like riverdale either it was right from the jump #anyway and either way. i think the best possible thing in this show is that they DO have a joe hardy character but they can't say that #because as of the start of this show joe hardy wasn't public domain yet #but they DON'T have a frank. because he's boring #nancy drew #q

[zorphie]

doodle page of these guys bc im insane hello🤭

#wizard101 #w101 #zorphie art #oc #oc: erin #oc: quinn #oc: althea #hey mind if i........ Inhales so loudly and starts rambnlinf #the dragon twins :)))) #these two arent from the spiral. theyre from a part of the firsr world that failed to integrate and was forgotten about #in stories about them theyre just called ice wyvern and fire dragon (salt) #so when they come into the spiral theyre condused about the whole spell cards thing. why are they on a card. its uncanny. #ice wyvern was actually one of the hardest spell for quinn to learn because ironically he couldnt get along with it #also hes an actual dragon not a fluffy serpent. doubly confused. yeah theyre trying their best #althea is their mom shes a seraph #they are so average annoyinh siblings. god. lpve that for them #they can't turn into dragons too much because their genetic makeup is weird after reincarnation its a ..Whole Thing don't worry about it #titan genes with human doesnt work too well I think . 🤔 #also yeah erin is technically classified as a shadow creature #a shadow creature is going to ravenwood and taking classes there that's the funniest shit ever yeah ambrose hates him #only reason he isnt expelledyet is bc his mom works there .well wait until he saves the spiral too or something for the full w101 experienc #hes so emo but hes so silly I swearrrr. he gives friendship bracelets to his buddies with the fire emblem on it #so they can contact him. wah #he also works at the fairegrounds on the side hes. hes.. a clown. in some way. yeah. #their pets are twins too um I was gonan draw them but lazy #ANYWSYD THEY ARE SO DEAR TO ME I MISS THEM . #their backstory sucksss i'll share it one day because im finalizing/editing things idk </3 but for now . silley

[eowyn-igneelcheshire]

Would Legolas be able to see as far in this world as he does in Arda? Because if you think about it, Elves are only able to see so far because- on top of their already incredible eyesight- Arda was originally flat and became round but still appears flat to the Elves. Earth on the other hand was never flat- so would the whole "the world looks round for everyone else but flat for the Elves" thing still apply? Or would they just be seeing everything in 4k all the way up until the curvature makes it impossible to see any farther?

#Personally I prefer the idea that Elves wouldn't be able to see as far on Earth #It would be the funniest thing #The fellowship ends up in our world #And Legolas immediately has an existential crisis at not being able to see as far #He just fucking panics #And starts trying out different glasses because he thinks his sight has just gone to shit #And completely loses it when none of the prescriptions work #And then someone explains he just can't see as far because the Earth is round #And he's just staring at the person explaining it like #?????? #Because it's like “Arda's round too wtf does that have to do with my sight???” #I don't think Legolas knows that the world's flat for elves #or more accurately #I think it'd be funnier if Legolas doesn't know the world's flat for elves #I just think there's more comedic potential #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #tolkien elves #legolas #the silmarillion #tolkien #lotr headcanons #theories #lotr theories #middle earth #arda #tolkien tag

[theyarebothgunshot]

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#so maybe some of you remember this but a few months ago i posted on here that i really need to move #and now because of course this is the funniest thing the universe could do to me #i have been selected for two different apartments #one of them is in a neighborhood i have lived before #it's near a gorgeous park and if my best friend also gets selected we could be neighbors #but it's even more far away from my job than where i live now and well. i have already lived there before #the other one is in a different city that has always appealed to me #it's closer to my job and there are fascilities in the building that are meant for community building which i could really use #the apartments both cost about the same and are the same size but the latter has an extra room which i love #i think you can see where my first choice lies..... but. the best friend thing is really making me question #it would be so fun to be neighbors #and i know i would see less of her if i move to a different city #but is that enough? arghhhhh. anyways. lmao first world problems i guess #either way i am moving by the end of the year and i am SO excited!!!!

[purpleturtle9000]

i think leo tries to bother red all the time and she just sticks her whole hand over his face and keeps him at arm's length until he gives up

#she thinks he's the funniest guy in the world #solely because he keeps trying this and keeps being surprised when he can't get anywhere near her #she does the same thing with leonardo too #rottmnt leo #rottmnt future raph #rottmnt

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

era of peace over my mom is being mean as hell to me again…..Sad!

#perfect timing as always #the funniest thing is her saying i’m ‘watching tv all day’ for watching one world cup game this evening #when she is well aware i was literally working at my job today #because i rode home with her. lol #think i need to be in bed by 10 tonight

[origamiyoda]

im never going back into character tags ever again I just saw a post that was like "[ship] but its that one song" and it lead me TO THIS FUCKING. SONG

#I ALMOST SCREAMED. #THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING JN THE WORLD BECAUSE. WELL. LOOKS AWAY. NEVERMIND #IM GOIGN TO KILL MYSELF. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE THING EVER #IM LAUGHING SO HARD #THE PICTURE WAS SO VAUGE ASWELL THATS WHY IT THREW ME FOR A LOOP IM CRYIGN #you try and find ONE AU from Instagram on here and you GET THIS. #god its so funny to think about. Especially w thw clone theory. GOD #VAUGEPOSTING SORRY LOLZ #leo yells

[twilightarcade]

Project is so finished you have no idea

#wordstag #this has taken way longer than it should've and it's really funny if you think about it #like. 80% of it was cut out but I am not complaining because I was honestly getting ready to turn in one chunk and be done #still like. The funniest thing in the world to me. #'hey wanna build a comprehensive chemistry reaction simulator that takes in all the variables ever for a silly game' #hypothetically silly game is still happening but this whole thing was a bit goofy #it would be a lot more enjoyable if I knew what the heck was actually going on in depth but I am not chemistry man unfortunately #ignoring the writing portion becasue it doesn't exist

[arklay]

i was tagged by @urgathoas​ @ianeiras​ & @morvaris​ to do this for some of my ocs – thank you guys ilysm! ♡

tagging: @aartyom​ @avallachs​ @brujah​ @calenhads​ @cultistbase​ @denerims​ @faarkas​ @leviiackrman​ @liurnia​ @mendev​ @montliyets​ @noonfaerie​ @qverida​ @reaperkiller​ @shadowglens​ @snowthroat​ @solasan​ @steelport​ & you! ♡

UNUSUAL MUSE ASSOCIATIONS.

seasoning: dill, chicken salt weather: cool temperature with sunny skies colour:

sky: cirrus clouds over a pale yellow and blue sunrise magical power: immortality house plant: dracaena trifasciata weapon: biological agent, pocket pistol subject: biology (herpetology, virology) social media: linkedin makeup product: concealer, mascara candy: fantales, lemon hard candy fear: dependence on others, imperfection, loss of autonomy ice cube shape: crescent method of long-distance travel: private jet art style: neoclassicism mythological creature: gorgon piece of stationery: fountain pen, clipboard folder three emojis: 🐍💉🔬 celestial body: uranus (discovery, freedom, ingenuity, individuality, revolution)

seasoning: bay leaf, parsley weather: hot and humid summer night colour:

sky: purple twilight obscured by skyscrapers magical power: thaumaturgy house plant: stromanthe sanguinea weapon: submachine gun, brass knuckles subject: business (finance, management) social media: myspace rip makeup product: lip gloss, eyeliner candy: orange dark chocolate, ferrero rocher fear: losing her daughter, amnesia, becoming her parents ice cube shape: cube method of long-distance travel: muscle car art style: graffiti mythological creature: phoenix piece of stationery: highlighter, sticky note three emojis: 👑😈🌹 celestial body: sun (ego, identity, leadership, pride, vitality)

#aka the blorbos who are always on my mind no matter the time of day. also i only put business cause like yeah that's what i would associate #with reina but she is actually indeed a hot stem bitch like diana (my stem brain just goes oh spinkle some there) because she did go to #nursing school lmao i know. you wouldn't think so at first glance huh but there is so much to reina i love she... #me putting linkedin and myspace thinking it's the funniest thing in the world... an actual loser oml reina just doesn't get socials okay? #for celestial bodies i did astrology meanings. i didn't do pluto for diana solely cause it's the obvious choice and i was stuck between the #two and also cause it's mainly like a later on Situation... i'll just leave that to wesker. and for reina i could have also chosen mars #also um. chicken salt had me thinking about diana bringing him to aus and them getting fish and chips and sitting by a beach and i'm soft #their emojis unintentionally matching their colour palettes... so sexy. also idk magical powers that would fit them don't @ me. okay i'll #shut up now <3 #oc: diana #oc: reina #tag games.