#being all handsome and stuff

[fandomsbyladymelodrama]

@salzrand - ohhhh sailor Jaime, don't give us that look ;)

#jaime lannister #sailor jaime #being all handsome and stuff #game of thrones #a song of ice and fire #edmure tully #marta mormont #rhaego #aka the dragonstone gang #the white comet #it brings much better luck than a red comet #promise #fanart by salzrand #<333333333333

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yeah so i'm falling for @weevmo's Guys... they're so neat! i dig their vibes and can't wait to see what Corduroy Stew is all about <3

#fuckkkkk theyre so SHAPED!!! #i can feel myself getting So attached #if anything happens to them... i will simultaneously wail and cheer #nimrod is so cute. nimmy. the nimster. id love to toss birdseed on the ground for him to peck at. pigeon coded tiny man #lulu being a sock puppet trainer THATS SUCH A NEAT IDEA ARE YOU KIDDING IM OBSESSED #now im curious as to if sock puppets are like Animals or if they're as sapient as the others... #but yes im already looking directly at lulu she seems Fun as fuck #oughhhhh and wb. listen. Listen. im a sucker for handsome Head Empty characters and he seems like one of those #i also like characters with many hidden internal problems and wb seems like one of those too <3 #i hear that the three of them are siblings and that is Such catnip to me... #scribble garnish #dont know what else to tag this as! huh! #BUT YEAH THIS ALL SEEMS NEAT THEYRE COOL i Will be following this project to see where it goes #so far it has great characters a sprinkling of Intrigue bomb art (which. ofc it does its weevmo cmon guys) #and a neat song that i sweAR TO FUCK REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING. THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR DAYS #the jingle is just vaguely familiar enough to make me Writhe in the agony of Unknown Knowns #but yes! i hope you all go check out weevmo's blog if you havent already! Good Stuff All Around!!

[biblically-accurate-dca]

these are all kind of Bad but this was the best of the bunch so i am posting it :p

i've been trying to draw vanessa more... she is so important to me... sun is here too i guess

#my art #probably wont tag this until later i dont want this in the tags #im mainly posting this because i absolutely need to talk abt something its been bothering me for awhile #im gonna censor this stuff (i REALLY dont want this in the tags) so just bear with me #why doesnt the 🌞&🌜 fandom talk abt v/nessa more. why do we not do that #their entire character is meant to parallel her #there's like a million tiny parallels for them in the games. they were both teased in the hw1 dlc and are both associated with that #🐰 & 🌜's animations (and even their designs) have several similarities to each other #there's a lot of cutscenes and parts of sb where one shows up after the other does.. 🐰 going to the daycare after greggy leaves #🌜 dragging feddy away to parts and service and v/nessa immediately showing up there #the entire 6am ending sequence ??? #literally like the only reason v/nessa isnt more popular is bc like 90% of her character is hidden in unused content #and because 🌞&🌜 are the skinny handsome mysterious and tragic tumblr sexymen #and when they become so isolated from their source all of their parallels to her are used to instead repackage her character into a more #appealing design for everyone to fawn over and consume #.. im being dramatic but AuUGGHTHHF IT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH PLEAAAE3 pleaseee please i love her. #its so hard being in the 'i want to kiss this robot' fandom when you dont actually want to kiss the robot #i just think theyre an interesting character 😭 and also my adhd brain obsesses over them endlessly so im just stuck here HFJSJGJD #anyway these tags got way too long dont read these. im going to bed now

[reineyday]

finished watching netflix atla! i think the hate is unjustified lol like all that hate seems a little too intense for what i think the show missed. it didn't hit all the same notes as the original show, yeah, so i'm not sure it quite succeeds as an adaptation, but as a standalone show it's pretty good. and i might have some gripes with the characterization, but there was love in the casting and in the costumes and the world, and that goes a long way for me.

#even tho the costumes DID look reallt new lol #rei rambles #natla #as a show i'd give it like a 7.5 or 8 out of 10 #as an adaptation... 5? 6? #the pacing was kinda weird and katara could be meaner but she wasnt terrible #sokka having a confirmed Thing with suki undermines the way his *first* girlfriend became the moon but that's also whatever #i actually LOVED the way they gave more to iroh and zuko about lu ten #and i heard ppl were mad abt azula which is like... why? she barely appears???? #as for ozai being more emotional--i GET the gripe i do. really. i just. i am not immune to daniel dae kim okay. #been weak for him since i saw him in hawaii five-o and lost okay #first big asian man crush. only handsome asian man on north american tv for a very long time. #im okay with them humanizing ozai if it means more daniel dae kim ngl #narratively sure yeah it sjpports the zuko's and azula's characters better if he unequivocally sucks #but if they're gonna give him more acting meat i'm not gonna mind in the SLIGHTEST #but anyways yeah they v clearly spotlighted iroh & zuko over some team avatar stuff and i'd be more about it if it wasnt done well #but i actually liked it so i dont mind at all #zuko and iroh were super great

[daftpatience]

astarion's honestly the perfect candidate for one of those beautiful ball jointed dolls that are super nicely painted and have like tons of nice clothes but alas im not a wealthy hobbyist and i also dont enjoy any dolls bigger than 1/6 (and they just dont make a lot of dolls that small that aren't babies or fairies or animals... sigh)

#its been an absolute BATTLE compiling a list of 1/6 scale dolls that are adult proportions and 90 percent of them are feminine #i just want a nice handsome man doll that isnt the size of an actual human child but MSD and SDs rule the bjd worl #this is really specific and niche i never post about bjds here sorry all but its my blog im allowe #i havent been keeping up with whats out there lately so if anyone wants to 'WELL ACTUALLY THERE IS THIS' me i would be delighted #tbf there are SOME mature tinies i know about. but they are missing something i feel #i know for a fact that its not about them being too small to look nice because we have one billion anime figures out there that look great #we have people that repaint barbie heads to realistic celebrities its not impossible to get details on small stuff!! #all the monster high repainters out there making the most gorgeous outfits and hair and faceups are also proof the scale isnt the issue #idk what it is. i wish i knew but im adamant that its not that theyre too small to look nice #hurgles

[sysig]

Haven’t seen you around these parts (Patreon)

#Doodles #Deltarune #Rouxls Kaard #Pink Addison #Blue Addison #I feel like it might be a bit out there to say that Rouxls Kaard and the Addisons are equivalents to their respective chapters but like #Hear me out for like half a second lol #Handsome masc salespeople with an interesting relationship to the Secret Boss - yes I fully admit to being No Suit trash lol #I know you can't buy from the Addisons in the same way - like they don't get the vendor close up but they're Super trying to sell you stuff #I'm just saying there are enough similarities to justify mushing my previous fave with my current - faves I guess lol #They're all very Design y'know how it is - I think I still love Rouxls more but he's more difficult to draw so it's getting harder to tell! #It's all Blue's fault anyway lol as soon as I started drawing Rouxls again I had to have them meet somehow - he's literally in Chapter 2! #Why not wandering around lost lol #Me? Projecting onto my current fixations?? Psh no - they think he's handsome totally irrespective of me definitely lol #He is handsome ♥ If they happen to notice well what's the harm in that lol #The pirate hat is very goofy but I forgot about the eye patch :( It's also quite a handsome accessory! #You'll never get any sales if you get flustered by handsome customers! Very unprofessional! #Pink recovers but poor Blue lol - gotta be aggressive in today's fast paced market! #I do love the idea of the Premium Travel Package just being a map lol - ''You can find your way there'' thanks Pink #I am very pleased with that last panel haha they all turned out so cute! Poses and legs and expressions ah! Fun! #Maybe once he turns them down they can talk shop lol - literally

[bumblingbabooshka]

'Parturition' is so brave for being the yaoi ship trope episode of Voyager. "Neelix and Tom Paris had a physical.....fight." Also continuing Tom's beautiful habit of loving both infidelity and child abandonment with all his heart. Also, wonderful out of context quote: "I had no right to push that pasta in your lap."

#Also I forgot about the Tom/Kes stuff in early seasons #You know what? I think Kes can flirt. Disaster as a real couple/ship but I do believe they'd do some going-nowhere flirting #post Neelix breakup. Also once again Kes SHOULD have been able to ADVENTURE more!!! #Tom's true wife is a beautiful woman named infidelity and he loves her more than anything except Harry Kim #Tom: (bothered & horny) Play the clarinet Harry. #Harry has a really cozy couch setup btw #OH ??? I sthis a thing??? #In two different episodes now Harry's said 'there's an old chinese expression...' <- was that something they were trying out?? #Thank God it didn't stick. #Harry: You keep setting yourself up for rejection. You must like playing the part. / Tom: Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. #<- Sound of a nail being hit squarely on the head...Harry's so handsome #YEEEAAAAH THE GIRLS ARE FIIIIIGHTIIIIIINGGGGG!!!! #Neelix being so possessive of Kes is obviously bad but him just out of nowhere insulting and tossing pasta on Tom IS very fun and good #removed from context. Tom: -eating. doing nothing- / Neelix: You fucking lowlife asshole. =_= #SNRKAHAHHAAH 'I'LL KILL YOU!!!!' CARTOON ROLLING AROUND ON THE TABLES~!!?!?? #I like how this is a fight but NOT serious at all....they are looney tunesing it #Even the background crew are like...smiling & laughing. This is so funny <3 #The doctor would love if two men fought over him. He'd be concerned and tell them to stop but he'd secretly love it I know him I know this. #'How delightful!' indeed. Kes' green & black outfit in this episode is really pretty! Also she & the doctor's banter is nice~! #'That's not funny!' / 'It's not meant to be. You LOVE autopsies?' and her laughing at him saying 'then your world must have very dry lit.' #Also love the doc's ultimate advice of 'It's not your problem' bc it's not~!! Yaoi sin planet with cure what ails em #NEELIX SAID TECHNOBABBLE!!!! HE SAID THE LINE!!!! #Tom: I'm picking up caves west of here. / Neelix: Yaaay. <3 <- negative. sarcastic. hateful. #YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH DINO PUPPET BABYYYY!!!!! #Janeway: Tuvok can you do X? / Tuvok: (preening) I have anticipated your request Captain. / Chakotay: =_= #Tom: The baby's shivering...that's normal right?? <- Yeah Tom <3 It's so normal <3 You're gonna be a great dad <3 #Also Neelix just smiling earnestly at being called Godmother...-raises brow- #Neelix & Tom: Kes - Captain - we've worked out our differences! We had a baby <3

[raksh-writes]

After days of fighting my impulse control I have finally caved in and bought Baldur's Gate 3. Ive also taken a few days off, completely unrelated, but now as soon as that game is finally on my pc? Yeah... Will probably do absolutely nothing from the list of things I was supposed to do on those mentioned days off 🙈

#personal #video games #raksh posts #curse that sarcastic asshole with traumatic past vampire elf #how dare he be tailored so damn perfectly as if for me Specifically!! #I saw him and Knew and promised myself I Wouldn’t fall for it but then I heard Astarion's VA in action and fell all the way in #I wanna BITE him and smother him eith affection and I dunno how Im gonna do that but damn me if I won’t #its gonna be a hell of a thing prob too with a more morally-good leaning character but oh well #the game looks just so damn fun too #Ive been watching a gameplay and my brain's been Whirring with ideas for my own character and party comp #think I'll go a ranger bcs I NEED my bow #the road of a bow chose me when I was but a mere child running around with my makeshift bow and arrow pretending to be Legolas #and apparently they get a familiar?? I NEED #maybe they could tank too so I can get my Astarion Gale and Karlach party #mabee switch out Gale for Halsin later on too Im definitely eyeing the handsom druid for sure 👀 #and Karlach is such a cutie pie what an adorable lovely gal if there was Poly with her and Astarion who knows #but I have a feeling Im gonna be too obsessed with Astarion and afraid of messing it up by accidently romancing anyone else oof #anyway #if the game catches for me I'll prob disappear for a While #also sorry for all of my moots for not being at all active interacting with VP stuff! #i'l get back to that and reblog/add to queue when this brainrot lets me get a break 😅 #and if I dont completely wear out my wrists with playing 🙈

[turtle-seance]

... the other good thing about my family not following this blog is i can also uh. say things that are not terrible jokes

#talk tag #leo.txt #'oh but isnt everything you say a joke' common misconception actually! only most things are. hope this helps <3 #like mayb 70-80% of things. 90% if im really feelin it #look its not my fault im just naturally funny and charming and handsome etc etc. what can u do <3 #..anyway umm um. dont tell anyone but the touch starvation has been hitting real hard lately #like man a lot of the rest of this stuff i could like . deal with. like Yeah not being seen or heard sucks but at least theres #the goggles for that right #but theres not. like. touch goggles thatd be weird. idk how that would even work #and its like. i feel bad for complaining when donnie is working so hard to make me a body #and im HERE and my family can see and hear me again and like . i am grateful for that! i just #mannn idk. i miss touch </3 #ok anyway enough cringe (aka emotions) posting for the night LMAO uummmm look over there- [disappears] #see. ghost joke #no fr though im good i just gotta yell into the (non separate dimensional) void sometimes. u know how it is #ok well. probably not really bc all of you are alive but like #... at least as far as i know. hey if any of you are ghosts you have to tell me or its entrapment. for legal reasons this is a joke

[wellnoe]

the scottjeanwarren love triangle + bobby drake looking at it is so important to me

#hank is there too i guess #one of my favorite scenes from first class is when bobby is teaching hank to drive #and hank says to bobby that jean is into warren #which is a complete misread of the situation #and like. that is hanks role here to me. #every one else is caught up in this thing in some way or another #and hank is there on the sidelines just like. absolutely unaware of the actual dynamics at play #in a way that i think reinforces some of the stuff going on w bobby and scott's observations of warren as ideal masculinity #not just as a handsome guy but as a presumably straight guy who is attractive to presumed straight women #not only having the idealized desires but being desired in return yknow. yknow. #anyway in the universe in my head warren is bi and into scott so yknow. all that is a misread too #sorry i am COMPELLED by this love triangle. #w.me

[salsflore]

it’s december 31st which means— happy birthday to my beloved fiancé ♡ he’s sooo silly but i just love this old man so much he’s super lame but he means everything to me!!!!

#mika ♡ zhongli #hello guys are you ready to hear about just howwwww muchhhhhhh i love him?!?! #he’s so awful but his voice is so dumb and his face is so dumb and his laugh is so dumb i do not like him at all actually #i’m super super excited for his birthday art hehehe if it’s something cute i’m never ever gonna shut up about it. the diluc childe art #we got this year was really good so i am just begging begging begging for his birthday art to be good too!!! #he’s a huge comfort to me and i just! wowowow i really just love him a lots. i am the no. 1 zhongli enjoyer real and true #he’s always floating in my mind and being silly. i’m :)) he’s just very dear to me guys #more than i could ever properly express #to be honest i get like‚ insanely insecure over this weirdo (that probably has arthritis) but even so! my ship with him brings me mostly– #–comfort and happiness. i’m just glad!!! glad that he exists!!! and that he came home!!! i still remember when i won the 50/50 ugh #his burst art is so pretty and he looks especially handsome in it hehehehe #mr. zhongli has totally captured my heart and i’m looking forward to seeing him in more stuff. more events more artwork more cameos i just- #-miss him so much seriously #i love him i love him i love him GOSH i just have so much love in my silly little heart for him!!!!

[loverboybitch]

hi i would just like to report that getting out of my house and being a member of society is cool and kind of rules even when its scary yeah.//.

#uploads #imjustsittinghere #meeting this at work like actually went well it was really chill and cool to see everyone #like yeah i did embarrass myself trying to introduce myself wehn we all went around idk i got like really anxious halfway thru #talking and sortve just mumbled off the end of my intro but it wasnt so bad i think #at least had good chats with like two people ive only sort of met online and they were nice so : ) #literally forgot how nice it was jus to be around other people and do work and stuff its cool. we all had to get new laptops #and were just hanging around the IT station waiting and chatting and i felt a littel more whole than i have been #oddly feeling restored instead of drained and feeling better than i have been the last couple weeks #no idea how long it will last but we can treasure the joy for now #ordered some books i wanted and a bunch of new yarn #plus my new hoodie is finally supposed to get here tomorrow so im pumped : ) #still missing alot and a little lonely but ya know what else is new #thank u to everyone for not making fun of me for being vulnerable on my ig story i had to get it out #n truly i really just was like this is stuff i post and say on tumblr anyway why not be a lil open about my feels to my close friends #smtimes its good to be a lil vulnerable even if its scary #very much love <3 :* #oh and also jsut on==unrealted #but i hate that i look better with a fresh clean shaven face cause shaving is so annyoing lol #like i really do look way more cute and handsome i just cannot be fucked to shave more than once a week really or even that often #keep thinking like i should get laser hair removal on my face but no that is far too permenant #what if i look handsome with a beard when im older #but for now i need to toggle that shit off like a video game character i swear #anyway <3 very sleepy just finishing work have a big day of recceving packages and sewing with my friend later #kiss kiss xx

[designernishiki]

I think I’ve said this before on here but. it really baffles and somewhat annoys me sometimes how people hear that a character is in their 40s-50s and immediately assume they should be weak or feeble or less attractive than they are. like. no. i think everyones just been brainwashed to think that attractiveness/health/worth is determined by how young someone is. why is it more understandable to view a teenager as more attractive and capable than a fit 40-50-something year old. kinda wack

#don’t get me wrong this isn’t to say that older characters shouldn’t show signs of aging #like obviously they should- though also keeping in mind here that people show aging vastly differently and throughdifferent lengths of time #ie; some people go grey in their 30s. some don’t go grey at all #and as for physical ability it just depends on a person’s routines and the life they’ve lead up to that point– a guy who’s been slumped over #a desk in a cubicle for 30 years isn’t gonna be as likely to maintain muscle as a lumberjack or a personal trainer #obviously I’m talking about ykz characters in this post and specifically kiryu/majima. mostly kiryu though really cause it’s more bizarre to #me to point him out as being Elderly and unrealistically fit and handsome for his age #like. becuase hes not even that old. he’s 54 currently and I see people saying stuff about him like this throughout the time he’s been in #his 40s to early 50s– like dude do you know that like. most of the famous actors you see in live action films are in their 40s-50s. this #isn’t the 1950s man. you can be 40 50 60 and look Not Elderly and have an active life. that’s the magic of modern medicine and technological #advancements. crazy I know #sorry ranting here I just always get so thrown off by this #admittedly I think it makes me feel weird when exaggerate their ages so much partly cause my own parents are smack in the middle #of kiryu/majima’s canon ages (1966) so I see like. literally every day what a person in their mid-50s is Like. and it’s not at all like the #weird feeble characature so many younger people in this fanbase have for them #I couldn’t view my mother- as she is right now (56)- as ‘elderly’ if I fuckin tried dude #and she’s not half as physically fit and active in her lifestyle as someone like fuckin kiryu or majima so. yeah #(she is still quite active but less in a Working Out sorta way and more in a gardening and yard work and goes to burning man sorta way) #(she’s a psychologist though so her job isn’t very physically active is my point- as opposed to someone who’s job is #physically active. you get it) #anyway sorry I need to stop talking vsncjdnd #rambling #yakuza #rgg

[veryflirtytransportalate]

Handsome Jackals Lives Up to the Hype

The Werewolf Journals’ star shows us his human side.

Underwear, §75, by Sunny and Fair

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BY VAPET SMARM

PHOTOGRAPHY BY CHARISH “CLICKSTER” CHATTERJEE

August 5th, 2022

The Hottest Del Sol News | THE TAGLINE

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Handsome Jackals walks in smelling like dirt. When you ask the star where he’s been, he’ll smile so bright it’ll blind you, and tell you straight up, “I’ve been out. Now I’m not.” Then he’s gone: make up, hair, dressing room, lights, camera, smile, and no talking. Handsome is an absolute professional when it comes to his work.

Not to say Handsome doesn’t know a good time. When Clickster is finally done with him, he’s sweating, tired, but still smiling from ear to ear. “I love my job, for real,” he told me without prompting, before being led to the showers to freshen up. You’d be hard pressed to think of someone better to play a beloved character like Mister Slashermouth. With his co-star Jerry Dubberucky, the two have done a magic trick, taking the runaway hit and translating it to the screen without so much as a line getting lost in translation. For fans and critics alike, it’s been both huge relief and captivating treat.

Jacket, §1990, and pants, §1890, by Simiri. Sweater, §540, by Lion Dee. Shoes, §650, Stomplins. Glasses, §200, UVGotIt.

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When he comes back, he’s still wearing the Simiri jacket and pants from the shoot, but he’s lost the sunglasses, showing off his big browns. Handsome’s parents were onto something when they named him. Handsome shrugs. “I try not to make a big deal of it,” he says over a dim and gusty. “But I used to get a lot of shit for it in high school.”

I ask him if he was bullied.

He breaks open another winning smile. “By my friends, my girlfriend, hell, I told my guidance counselor I was going into modeling, and all she said was, ‘That makes sense.’” Handsome loves to launch into a tangent, a story, a joke: you wouldn’t know from the dramatic weight of Slashermouth, but Handsome is a natural comedian. He leans back and sips at his dim and gusty. “I probably won’t read this when it comes out. No offense, just… I don’t wanna seem egotistical, you know? Plus I’ll probably be busy.”

Pick up a copy of THE TAGLINE to read the rest, and keep your eyes peeled for THE WEREWOLF JOURNALS, Sundays @ 6 PM.

Handsome claims he doesn't eat grapes, because the skin is poisonous to dogs.

Handsome never returned the jacket or the pants.

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Vapet Smarm is a Tagline staff writer.

PRODUCTION CREDITS: Photographs by Charish "Clickster" Chatterjee Styling by Felix Evergood

#sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 edit #sims 4 story #simblr #we all know this is a parody right i dont have to write the thing about the character not being anyone like we know how jokes work yes #poses by ratboysims #i gotta tag more stuff probably but it is so ungodly late #handsome jackals #vapet smarm #the tagline

[yume-fanfare]

decided to check the # for the newest hanako chapter on twitter none of you get itttt

#but it's really funny to see so! #cannibalism has been a running theme in the manga guys cmon #person w rhythm game guy pfp like 'i don't know why they thought this would be a good idea' brother this is a horror manga? #its also not the first time something like this happened c'mon #'aidairo wouldn't' have you read the hell of mirrors arc #'they shouldve clarified that this love could not happen or just make it really clear that it wasnt romantic' 😭😭😭 #i don't 'ship' them either lol but if you wanted nice unproblematic stuff you should've dropped this manga on like chapter 3 #like everyone else did #people calling it irredeemable media is already funny on its own but the way the fanbase is also Like This is so wild to me #every time i see some kid on the tag being like omg amane is so handsome 😍 im like i don't know you but you probably can do better #'remember when this was a manga about a girl trying to get her crush to like her back' IM IN TEARSSSS #that was....... literally only in chapter 1........... #in which she realizes she doesn't really like said crush............... #like i'd say it gets Serious as early as chapter 9??? #(funnily enough id say that's where kou's conflict truly starts. a protagonist) #there is a homophobic hate crime in chapter 19??? it shouldn't take you too long to realize this is not a comedy help me #but like yeah help there Is a reason why all the cutesy romance moments that people redraw for aus n stuff happen during chapters 1 to 8 #because the rest is Plot Relevant #ok ending my rant here ♥ #if u read til here ily #i used to think hanako fans should take a reading comprehension test beforehand but at this point ive accepted its a lost cause #jbksh #mar's midnight rambles

[maritimecorpse]

i think i've only gotten cuter as i've gotten older, and a lot of that is tied to being happier and to knowing who i am

#personal life stuff #i like being cute and pretty and handsome all at once but i rarely use handsome for myself