#being deadass

[barredandromeda]

i actually highkey hate him now

#being deadass #hes so fucking annoying like i literally just called him cute. whats w all ts hes doing #like bruh why look at me like that just to reject AND restrict me hello??? yet still view my stories n shit whatt.... #i hate boys 🎀 #if it was for posting ab my crush aka him on my story then its like i did it once a week calm down 😭🙏 #and if that made him uncomfortable he would NOT have looked at me or replied to me or ASKED HIS FRIENDS TO SEE IF I WAS LOOKING AT HIM. bruh #annoying ass freshman god mf damn bruh #his friends r weird too like this indian one said he would say the nword infront of crush and would make rape jokes 24/7 freakass #tweaking! mb. ill be done by summer trust 🎀 #post #erics tag

[starburstsobsessions]

small fandom culture is ur home alone crack ship fic getting more attention in less than a week than some of your favorite fics have in years

#Being deadass #not a competition obv #it’s just rlly funny #yes I posted that #among many other strange similar fics overtime #oh well #starbursts fic

[cynical-cemeteries]

did olivia always have the end of her sniper look like a ROCKET or is this just a timeline specific thing

#lord of heroes #loh #we need a character with a ROCKET LAUNCHER in this game #being deadass #that would be so sick

[mxxnkirby]

feminine urge to run away

#being deadass #I CANNOT go to public school with all this weight gain #anybody with a car feel free to pick me up

[kaisdrumsticks]

thats actually me not johnny 🙄

#not clickbait #being deadass #also i just woke up #fucking hate the mornings #hollywood undead #j dog #johnny 3 tears

[pichuamiibo]

love all of my mentally ill mutuals. the ones who operate off of insanity and delusion. i quite enjoy being normal irl and then clicking on the tumblr app and seeing oomf named jawshpubelice meticulously piece together evidence consisting of 140p screenshots from liveleak in order to prove whether or not two gamers are boning.

#being deadass #this is a mutual appreciation post #and followers too I GUESSS #i love my mutuals #mutual appreciation #pichu yaps

[segernatural]

#ultimately my name is a dad joke. deadass. #it and my middle and last name are all variations on the word 'man' which is very funny. apologies for being born i guess #char speaks

[intotheelliwoods]

GG dude!

Yes hello! Me and my sons are going to need 5-7 business days to recover :)

#asks #2 arms left #but fr! #gg! #anyways dont worry about tnv and one being covered in blood #they might have gotten into a bit of a fist fight- #dont worry about it #anyways with that last image? #deadass my new favorite drawing of poptart #the besties

[oatmealdoodles]

“I want you to stay with me, because you want to. Only if you want to”

also a version with strings:

OG:

Everybody raving about the “I didn’t realize you think sow low of me” while I’m still obsessing abt this

edit: forgot to add the second ver. so adding it in now

#Broooooo I am so sick of people piling on Stolas for being a hypocrite and assuming the worst #and I’m so sick of people blaming Blitzo and failing to realize how insecure he is about being loved #helluva boss blitzo #helluva blitz #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss fanart #helluva boss stolas #stolas goetia #stolitz #full moon helluva boss #full moon episode #I deadass think he handles giving the asmodean crystal really well #this scene made me cry #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #art #helluva boss fandom

[cosmic-seer]

Taking this concept and put a spin on it.

#it’s messy but here we are #you ever rizz someone into being confident enough to lowkey confess #highkey???? #maybe kinda sorta planning a companion fic #MAYBE #deadass think he would spontaneously combust the first time this happened #but then would rise immediately from those ashes with a confidence he’d never thought he’d feel again #and bam #there would be no grace to it though #dipplinshipping #kieran pokemon #kieran x juliana #juliana pokemon #juliana X kieran #@dipplinduo #this one’s for you #cosmicseerart #cosmic draws

[toastyghostcriticalblog]

This is just a nitpick of mines but I hate how all Vivzepop characters look and sound young like stolas and stella have a daughter who is 17 years old yet both them look like they haven’t age past 20 which is weird same thing with Lucifer and Lilith Charlie is a adult why her parents look like they are around her age???😭 especially Lucifer he looks like her twin brother than dad

#like I’m being deadass I thought Lucifer was Charlie brother when his new design dropped out #anti helluva boss #helluva boss critical #anti hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel critical #vivzepop critical #anti vivziepop

[deckoftrickcards]

seeing a voltron post and checking the persons account and seeing “14” in their bio always cracks me up… YES ANYONE CAN BE A FAN IDC but also u will never understand the significance of voltron in its prime… the shipping wars… glass cupcakes… dirty laundry… klance is canon KING… the youngsters will never understand….

#voltron #klance #keith kogane #vld #lance mcclain #voltron legendary defender #pidge holt #takashi shirogane #princess allura #hunk garrett #coran #i am being so deadass i start laughing everytime #i was like 14 at it’s prime and OHHHHH what a time to be alive #now i feel old

[kaykoko]

AMAZING to know that Guillermo under an influence becomes one of those drunk college girls who can't stop saying she loves people. Also getting the vibes that if he could drunk text Nandor how much he loved him he would lol

#wwdits spoilers #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits fx #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits guillermo #im talking #him being all giggly and saying how much he loves everyone...hes deadass just like me when im drunk #wanting to lay down and talk about how much you love everyone when ur under an influence? thats bad bitch behavior actually 💅🏼 #I love im so much its stupid!!!! #him being like But you know who i love the most?☺ ...Nandor🤭☺☺😚😊😊🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞 lol girl he wants him so bad!!!!

[campbenji]

love how a good 99% of the fandom in every single site is just refusing to take ben having a girlfriend as canon

#that guy has never liked women!!! ever!!! #i genuinely cannot believe it #i guess i could be open to the idea of him being pan or bi but straight?? nope #it's contradictory to his character arc even #ben pincus #c rambles about jwcc #jwct #jurassic world chaos theory #chaos theory #jwct spoilers #chaos theory spoilers #i deadass just saw someone reply to someone who asked who ben's gf was with 'kenji.' #i fucking love this fandom

[blueeye0racular]

Me: I’m not gay.

Me: Well, I might be.

#deadass might be #blue eye samurai #mizu #bes mizu #mizu blue eye samurai #mizu screenshot #mizu bes

[thetimelordbatgirl]

So wait, on the day its believed that the people in the submarine will run out of air...Channel Five is airing a documentary about this disaster???  I don’t really like to make Black Mirror comparisons, but this really does feel like something right out of the show. 

#titanic #oceangate #channel five #this really feels like 'cut the cameras...deadass' #cause how the hell is this being made #they still breathing what the hell