#bi smoking guys

[ryansmokeshow]

Nicotine-dependent boyfriends making sure you're getting addicted like they want otherwise they're not gonna run trains on you any more man. Better suck that pack down and give a good smoke show if you want the good smoke dick.

#smoking guys #bi smoking guys #gay smoking guys #lgbt smoking guys #hot smoking men #not me #smoke show #smoking couple #dominance #smoke training

[suja-janee]

(Mostly) Harumi centric doodle page for a friend

#mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #mortal kombat #harumi shirai #tomas vrbada #mk smoke #kuai liang #mk scorpion #hanzo hasashi #I still don’t know how to feel about her and Kuai Liang #unless nrs releases more content #I dunno I think they have potential to be a cute couple but for now it’s still sus #also! I love to hc that harumi got Tomas to open up to kuai #cause uhhh the Lin Kuei kinda killed his family #so harumi is like ‘ey bro they’re not so bad when you get to know them… except for bi Han… fuck that guy’ #bi Han would highkey make a tree house and put up a ‘no girls allowed’ sign and she never forgave him for that #if bi Han ends up being the reason she dies in this timeline it would kinda be funny cause he’d be like ‘I never liked you’ #and she’d be like ‘me neither you stupid boy’ #and he’s like ‘yknow what this isnt even about kuai liang anymore- screw you’ #doodles #my art

[iceycloversart]

based on this post by @mortalkcmbat

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #sub zero #bi han #kuai liang #mk tundra #this is an edit #i finally get to say my favorite phrase ever #the tattoo removal surgery was a success #ok so tag edit after posting #the mk wiki says that oniro and Lin Kuei Grandmaster from mythologies are different #however in my heart that is his name #also for a while the wiki seemed to have incorrectly identified him as oniro? instead of the guy from the cartoon. so that was in my brain #but i didn't double check before posting this lol #also when researching it rn it seems a lot of people have made this mistake too #where did it originate....... #if anyone has info on this let me know #but with this edit i wanted to specify a name to emphasize that this ISNT the same universe as mk1 #the grandmaster is not THEIR father #he didnt adopt smoke either etc all he potentially did was kidnap his sons #at least that was the case in the og timeline #the grandmaster is instead sektors father as is established in mk9 #SECOND EDIT i think its just because they were both the lin kuei grandmasters but oniros the only one that had a name #mystery solved um maybe #ok bye thank you

[littleratsthings]

“We may not share blood, but we are brothers.”

Smoke and Kuai Liang :(

#mortal kombat #mk1 #mk smoke #tomas vrbada #kuai liang #scorpion #mk scorpion #fanart #mk1 fanart #I love these guys #Bi Han is such a menace to Tomas :( #shoutout to kuai liang fr

[humanharvest]

albums i think the lin kuei bros would listen to but theyre ONLY from my playlist!

drew them in my modern au designs just cause

#mk #mortal kombat #🩻 art #mk1 #kuai liang #tomas vrbada #bi han #mk1 headcanons #okay thats all i got to tag #im not tagging the albums or artists because i Dont want to see those fandoms interact i think that would cause hell to ensue #but anyway #bi hans are all deathcore aside miw #kuai liang is a nu / industrial / thrash guy for sure #and then smoke is just prog and nu #mixed wirh whatever else he finds silly

[rachelfoleyisntdead]

when any new MK1 trailers, teasers, stills, ANYTHING drops

#mk1 #my memes #sub-zero #bi han #mk smoke #smoke #mk reptile #reptile #it's facts tho #why they out here making these guys so hottttt

[cienie-isengardu]

Mortal Kombat 1 Behind the Scenes AU: (Over)protective brothers, p. 2 - Control your anger.

Author's Note: The best peak of having Lin Kuei brothers is that they are ready to murder for you. The worst part of having Lin Kuei brothers is that they are perfectly capable of murder and you never know if they joke about murdering someone or not. Which is why Tomas doesn't want to tell Kuai Liang and Bi-Han about his problems because there is a great chance that once he points out who is bullying him on the film set, the body of said person will never be found.

[Cage’s Mansion] [Waiting for Liu Kang] [Special Bonus] [Grandmaster’s commentary] [Climbing scene] [Madam Bo’s Inn] [Cage’s Mansion 2 (fire extinguisher)] [Medic] [Shang Tsung’s sad face] [Smoke’s Fall] [Scenography (1)] [Scenography (2)] [Show off!] [Favorite brother] [Climbing on the wall (nonsense)] [Tomas’ commentary] [Perfectly fine] [Sexy, sexy man~♪] [Brothers between filming - Scenography(3)] [Wrong team!] [Since when you two are friends?!] [I like being evil sorcerer more] [I forgot my line, sorry!] [Read the script Kuai!] [Get. Lost.] [Dating] [Permission] [Why date a punk like him…] [Panic (Mom is visiting)] [Decapitation then] [Deep in trouble (Mom is visiting #2)] [Cultural differences (paid leave)] [Why date a punk like him… (Lin Kuei Mom)] [Why date a punk like him… (General Shao)] [Stop closing your eyes!] [There is never a god around when you need one] [(Over)protective brothers, p. 1 - upset Tomas]

#mortal kombat #mk1 behind the scenes au #sub zero #bi han #kuai liang #scorpion #mentioned #tomas vrbada #smoke #if you wonder yes i'm here for cunning assassin sub zero #of course bi han doesn't care for the burned film set #only that kuai liang & lin kuei would be now the primary suspects if something happens to the guy(s) that bothered tomas #the hot headed scorpion like always creates problems for pragmatic sub zero lol

[kyghostly]

tagged by @achilleslyre <:

picrew link here!

tags (no pressure!) @333kenny @m1ssvex @bakerysnake @sasukeless @robojeq @ghosts-station @keiicom

#own everything here except that bi pin 😔 #one day... *shakes fist* #oh and the gloves i had those at one point but I lost them #btw jitter. when I said u seemed like a overtired dad that needs a break I didn't think ud LOOK LIKE IT #Somehow ur lil picrew guy gives off extreme tired vibes... #dw ull forever be yamato smoking to me I already forgot how u dressed up ❤️ #kyro.txt

[just-some-friendly-fun]

Thinking about Tomas Vrbada's VA being Yuri Lowenthal and just smashed together my current brainrot over Spider-man and MK1 rn... Also, I can't help but think about the Lin Kuei Trio becoming like... a trio of just Spider-men in this AU I'm thinking about rn. Thinking HEAVILY about Bi-Han being something like The Cryo-Spider or just how he'd DEFINITELY give in to having a symbiote too.... (It's not like I'm thinking the name "Frost-Bite" would be a fitting symbiote name for him or anything. Totally not)

#I'm like neck-deep in the thinking and the voices speak to me. Begging me to collide together both my ATSV hyperfixation and my MK1 rn #Bi-Han #mk1 bi-han #mk1 tomas vrbada #Smoke-Spider.... Smoke-Spider's all I got for Tomas at the moment... #But god #I am so open to hearing like your guy's response to this one too #AU idea #Mk1 #mortal kombat 1 2023 #mk1 2023 #mortal kombat #mk #mortal kombat 1 #Spider-man #ATSV #? #aaahhh rambling at this point but yuhg

[ryansmokeshow]

Nothing more erotic than a man and his smokes.

#smoking guys #bi smoking guys #gay smoking guys #lgbt smoking guys #hot smoking men #not me #smoke show #smoking is cool #smoking is sexy #smoking is manly #nicotine drenched heaven #smoking eroticism

[sillygoosealert]

Guys please ask me things I NEED to interact with people 😔

#mortal kombat x reader #bi han #mk1 bi han #mortal kombat #mk smoke #bi han x reader #tomas vrbada #mortal kombat syzoth #mk liu kang #mk1 smoke #mk reptile #mk 1 #guys please #pretty please #with a cherry on top #I’ll give you smut #anything you want #gore #romance #angst #i promise #🤞

[ironicallyclown]

"Hey lets hang out and smoke sometime"

Damn ok just rail me already

#bi nsft #t4t nsft #trans nsft #gay nsft #nsft t4t #nsft tumblr #nsft concept #nblnb nsft #nb nsft #guys who smoke #stoner

[darkdrin6]

"Shut up"-rubric

So, Lin Kuei. A clan of assassins in the service of the Earthrealm. Dangerous and secretive masters of their craft.

And they are absolutely incompetent in this very craft.

As they say: "I'll write down every minute who sucked a dick where" (с)

Let's just say - yes, Lin Kuei are hired killers, just like in the old timeline. Why? They are the defenders of their homeworld, a noble clan!.. Shut up and answer yourself a couple of important questions - what means do they exist for and how do they earn a living. To maintain the work of a complex organization, resources are needed - first of all, money. It is necessary to maintain a base (a temple or something else), train fighters, maintain a staff of informants, buy ammunition and medicines, weapons, equipment and everything else. All this requires funds. And Lin Kuei clearly does not enjoy the support of any state, does not produce something independently on a sufficient scale, they do not have the opportunity to be completely self-sufficient. So, probably, their mercenary activity is literally what allows them to survive, develop and prepare for the defense of the Earthrealm. To draw an analogy, this is similar to the system shown in Naruto, where ninja villages also traded contracts of varying complexity, so they literally had something to survive on. However, they were ready to defend the interests of their country, and this was literally their goal.

And if we have dealt with this, then we will move on.

There is every reason to believe that the main trio of Lin Kuei - Bi Han, Kuai and Tomas, are masters in their profession, with enough experience and knowledge to be considered professionals. Secretive, deadly, able to use both their combat power and the skills of quiet killers, isn't it true?

Not true.

And the trailer of Lin Kuei in all its glory shows his incompetence.

Let's start with the little things - the equipment. A specialist is as good as his tools are good. And the trailer throws us in the face…

…this.

In another frame (if you have seen an exclusive fragment of the story clip), you can see how massive this telescope is. Ergonomics? No, thanks.

Where do you wear it, dear? There are no pockets, no pouches, nothing on your uniform. Why complicate your life (and worsen the review) by using an unambiguously outdated device? Your new era is clearly the twenty-first century. Or is Lin Kuei in such a dire financial situation?

But okay, the equipment is not such a terrible mistake, and he could take it anywhere, take it from a corpse, for example. How about how Lin Kuei warriors act in practice?

Answer: it's fucked up.

Here we see the fortress where they are making their way. Knowing that there are opponents there (again, this was shown in an exclusive fragment). In the daytime. Wait until dark or dusk? No? Why didn't they do it? Okay, it's possible that they were hurried by time, but even so, they chose literally the most illuminated fucking wall for climbing. Although it is clear that there are enough shadow areas where they would not be so noticeable in their colored clothes. Especially Scorpion is just the pinnacle of invisibility (sarcasm) in his bright yellow robe.

Despite the fact that they clearly have no problem with climbing. You have a cryomancer, you have a flying dude. You have the owner of the longest damn rope for climbing up. The relief of the wall clearly did not play a decisive role here. It's just that our nice fools don't think with their heads.

Well, to hell with it, with this wall, they may have chosen a place with the least security (which is doubtful), but what do they do once inside, in the courtyard of the fortress?

They are literally walking in the most open place. If there were no plot necessity, they would have been noticed in no time, raised the alarm and stuffed with arrows for a change.

Stay in the shade, use shelters and landscape features, almost any sane person will say. Bullshit, we will do stupid things, the "professional killers" from Lin Kuei will tell you.

But Bi Han's behavior raises even more questions here. We're not even going to talk about the ice tackle, which he did for some shit without any need. Let's remember about the murder he commits in the frame.

A soldier in armor with an open neck, but with a breastplate. How to secretly kill him? So that he died quickly and quietly, without attracting attention to himself?

WELL, OF COURSE, TO POKE AN ICE KNIFE INTO THE MOST PROTECTED PART OF THE ARMOR, HOW DID YOU NOT GUESS

Bi Han, dear, it seems you are no stranger to taking people's lives quickly and quietly. Why didn't you punch him in the throat, which would have been safer and faster? He was standing with his back to you, you couldn't have known one hundred percent that your knife would pierce his armor. Why are you embarrassing yourself so much? You're a fucking professional.

Damn, we understand that it's really not the fault of the characters. But all their stupid actions really look very funny and sad. Well-coordinated, well-honed work would be much more spectacular than these pathetic attempts. In the end, it's simple… it's a sad sight. And once again, Lin Kuei are exposed as just stupid people who can only engage in head-on collisions, which negates their role as hired secretive killers.

#mk #mortal kombat #sub zero #bi han #kuai liang #tomas vrbada #smoke #scorpion #mk scorpion #mk sub zero #lin kuei #mk 1 #mk1 #mk12 #fuck you nrs #“shut up”-rubric #Have you ever thought of playing at least one stealth game to imagine how an assassin acts? #you would definitely do well to think about it #NRS #stop making our guys look like such jerks

[inutaffy]

nah cuz im actually done with this bitch at lunch today this mf called me a mutt tf

#this isnt even the first straw #like #she deadass says shit like 'every girl is bi these days' and literally waved me off when i said i dont stand for the pledge bc #this quite literally isnt that free of a country #lack of bodily autonomy etc- and she cut me off and said 'ur too smart for me' HM what? #oh and she said that if you say ur bi and only date guys then you're straight lmao literally invalidated this girls entire identity #omg and this mf keeps peer pressuring me to smoke like i TOLD YOU my mom will KILL ME if you smoke around me dude

[cienie-isengardu]

Mortal Kombat 1 Behind the Scenes AU: Deep in trouble (Mom is visiting #2)

Author Note: A continuation to “Get. Lost.”, “Dating”, “Permission”, "Why date a punk like him" & "Panic (Mom is visiting)"

[Cage’s Mansion] [Waiting for Liu Kang] [Special Bonus] [Grandmaster’s commentary] [Climbing scene] [Madam Bo’s Inn] [Cage’s Mansion 2 (fire extinguisher)] [Medic] [Shang Tsung’s sad face] [Smoke’s Fall] [Scenography (1)] [Scenography (2)] [Show off!] [Favorite brother] [Climbing on the wall (nonsense)] [Tomas’ commentary] [Perfectly fine] [Sexy, sexy man~♪] [Brothers between filming - Scenography(3)] [Wrong team!] [Since when you two are friends?!] [I like being evil sorcerer more] [I forgot my line, sorry!] [Read the script Kuai!] [Get. Lost.] [Dating] [Permission] [Why date a punk like him…] [Panic (Mom is visiting)] [Decapitation then]

#mortal kombat #mk1 behind the scenes au #kuai liang #bi han #tomas vrbada #sub zero #scorpion #smoke #mention of shang tsung #mention of bi han tomas & kuai liang's mom #aka the biggest terror of lin kuei according to kuai liang and tomas #bi han is mama's boy so he has nothing to fear xdd #is mom angry about the fake date drama or her son hiding from her or is it just bi han's older brother instinct to mess with his siblings? #a good question indeed #(and i'm living to make pyromancer kuai liang suffer lol) #for shang tsung meeting bi han's mom was the top of the top most stressful things that happened to him #his titan self of course did not help at all #The Mom and Bi Han probably wanted to troll shang tsung because every cryomancer in this family is a troll #while tomas is the unlucky guy that gets in trouble by association with kuai liang alone XD