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the-account-i-dont-talk-about · 2 months

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(Chapter 2/29) When SpongeBob opened his eyes he was in his own bed. How did he get back home? was it just a dream? “Meow!” Gary cried from from downstairs, “What’s going on Gary?” He replied walking down the stairs. Gary turned the tv on with one of his eye stalks and switched it to the news “Breaking news!” The anchor announced “A giant tentacle monster is attacking sleeping bikini bottom citizens!”. Oh no. “Police cameras have identified footage outside the home bikini bottom resident SpongeBob SquarePants.” Oh no. Sure enough when they played the footage, it was a giant Squidward, slowly and gently lifting him into his house through his bedroom window. He quickly turned the tv off, “Well that answers those questions.”. He fed Gary before heading off to work, maybe he could ask sandy why Squidward was giant, I mean she is super smart. “SpongeBob me boy!” Mr Krabs shouted as SpongeBob walked through the door. “Are ye okay? Are ye hurt? Can ye still work?!”.“Mr Krabs I’m fine, It’s just Squi-”. Mr Krabs quickly clamped his claws around his lips, “Not so loud me boy.” He sternly whispered. He dragged him into his office with his claws still firmly on his lips, only releasing after he locked the door. “dward. Why did you do that?” SpongeBob finally finished. “I cant have me customers know that I hired a monster!” Mr Krabs stated in hushed anger, clamping his claws above his head. “Mr Krabs, Squidward isn’t a monster!” SpongeBob retorted. “Squidward ain’t a monster, but what it turns into when February rolls around, is!” Mr Krabs stated matter-of -factly, SpongeBob was angry but he just wanted to make some krabby patties. “Look, Mr Krabs, we can talk about later-“ “No! We talk now! I can’t be losing me best fry cook! Don’t go near it again!” SpongeBob stormed out, he needed to leave before he said something he regretted. Work went by as usual with a failed plankton attack. After work he went straight to Sandy’s treedome, hoping to find some answers. “Sandy,” SpongeBob said while entering the treedome, water helmet firmly on, “can I ask you something?”. “Sure thing SpongeBob, what ya need?” Sandy patiently responded. SpongeBob was arranging the words in his head so as to not give away too much about his situation. “So I have this friend,” doing great so far, “his name is,” he paused for a moment “Bobsponge.”. Sandy won’t suspect a thing. “He’s having some trouble because his friend, Octward, is being made out to be a monster,” Sandy looked at SpongeBob smugly. “But my friend, Bob knows that Octward wouldn’t hurt a fly, so he’s really mad that people are freaking out just cause he got bigger!”, He was unintentionally getting riled up. Sandy put her hand on his back to calm him down. He took a big breath and continued. “So anyway, my friend thinks that you might be able help them by telling them why squids grow during February?” Sandy looked at him, smiled and said “Is the friend you?”, SpongeBob hadn’t given any indication it was him so he was a smidge surprised, but at the same time relieved that he didn’t have to hide it. “Yeah.” He said, hanging his head. Sandy giggled to herself, “Alright, I think heard about this in one of my marine biology books!”, she said, heading into her tree. Banging and clanging were heard before she stepped out with a giant book almost as big as her! “Aha! He we are!” She exclaimed flipping to a page about squids. “Due to squids being solitary creatures, they will often grow to large sizes to find mates easier, with the larger squids being more attractive. Due to being larger targets they grow extremely aggressive to non squids.”. Well that explains the size. “Wait, then how come he wasn’t aggressive to me?” SpongeBob retorted. Sandy paused and thought to herself about it for a bit, scratching her head. “Maybe we could run some tests! A good experiment will really Dill my pickle!” Sandy excitedly replied. “I mean, help us figure out why he wasn’t aggressive.” She said, quickly correcting herself. “Tomorrow we’ll see just what is going on.”

#I saw that people weren’t interacting with it much so I thought if I did this people could find it #Anyway #squidbob #gt fearplay?#gt fluff

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woody-dave · 4 months

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Penelope: Hey Woody, I need your help with something, I want to bring my friends Buna and Bobsponge Pico back to life because they were murdered by Mr. Krabs. Got any ideas?

Woody BF : Okay, don't panic. Now we'll fix everything * Takes out a secret document * Flips through the pages and finds the right one * Found it! I'll help you now.

#ask #thanks for the ask!#ask answered

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gummybugg · 6 months

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🎉Get to Know my OC!🎉

Trying to get back into posting again! Thank you so much for the tag, @sender-paulson here <- go check it out right now!

I will gently tag a slew of people to try this out for funsies: @pigeonedoesstuff @tearsofperseides @whats-on-your-mind-then @asterhaze @anoelleart @theimperiumchronicles @acatwrites @lassiesandiego @frostedlemonwriter @moonluringfrost @lalalovezfrenchfriez @bilbotargaryen @angie-j-kay @hydrangea-gas @nightinthebuilding @rachaellawrites @crowandmoonwriting & anyone who wants to hop in (just say I tagged u)

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Alright, let's start! The victim: Elijah from my WIP Crater City

This interview makes a tad more sense if you go read Blair's here. Just for things like context & why Blair is in Elijah's interview.

[warning: brief mentions of blood]

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A tall man wearing all black save the peak of yellow under his patch-covered jean jacket steps into the room, careful not to smack his head in the doorway. The clunking of his eight-inch platform boots echo against the walls of the small, white concrete room. He is covered in freckles and sports a curly brown undercut with a star shaved above each ear on each side of his head. He eases himself down in the low chair in front of an old wooden table. The only source of light beams from the hanging lightbulb, which swings lazily a few inches above his head. A large one-way mirror is placed in front of him where Blair and I sit watching from a small office. Elijah knows this, and, at Blair’s persuasion from the last interview, decides to give the interview a try. “Are you ready for the interview?” I ask.

[1.] Are you named after anyone?

Elijah: No. Blair: Well, that’s a boring answer. Elijah: What do you want me to say? Blair: Uh, I dunno, lie and said you were named after someone from a war or something. Elijah (laughing): Why would I lie about the origin of my name? Blair: I’m just sayin’, people eat that stuff up. Me: Perhaps I got his name from a waiter at my favorite restaurant. Or maybe it was Maybelline. Blair: Who tf is Maybelline? Me: Next question!

[2.] When was the last time you cried?

Elijah: Hm, you know, I actually can’t remember. I think I’m too busy trying to keep myself together for those around me. Blair: You say that, then turn around and cry when you find a moth in your bathroom. Elijah: Do you have any idea how unpredictable moths are? Anything that can fly instantly has more dimensions it can attack you from, as you stand defenselessly in your shortened range of motion. Plus, that one BobSponge episode. Blair: It was a butterfly in that episode. Elijah: Don’t get me started on those. I don’t think any living thing should possess a tongue that long. For what? Making every time I see a butterfly sipping from a flower feel like I’m barging in on something inappropriate? Blair (laughing): Good God, Elijah, is that really what you think about when you see a butterfly? Elijah (touching his forehead): Yes, unfortunately.

[3.] Do you have kids?

Elijah: No, I’m 24 and I’d like to keep it that way. Blair: Aw, c’mon, I’ve seen you get along well with my little cousins. In fact, their parents keep asking for you every time I attend a family reunion because you’re such a good role model. Elijah: That’s on you, because you keep instigating the children and I’m the one who has to pull you aside and remind you that they’re only, like, six and have no concept of the law. Blair: Ok, fair point.

[4.] Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Elijah: I used to be told my deadpan reminds people of my uncle. So, I try to steer clear from that. Or, I try to act more obviously sarcastic. Blair: Elijah gives a mean death glare. Sends shivers down my spine. Elijah: Yeah… Elijah (fidgeting): … Elijah: Can we move on to the next question, please?

[5.] What's the first thing you notice about people?

Elijah: If they are someone I should be extra careful around. I check for badges, patches, weapons, and body language. Blair: Damn, really? Elijah (chuckling awkwardly): Oh, no, like, yeah…? Doesn’t everyone do this? The city is a dangerous place…! Blair: Yeah, I can agree with that.

[6.] What's your eye colour?

Elijah: Brow– Blair (interrupting): Brown but like in a caramel way right before you overcook it and it boils over. Elijah: Thanks, Blair. Blair: You’re welcome. No need for a mirror when you got me. Elijah: Why would I need a mirror to remind me of my eye colo—oh, nevermind…

[7.] Scary movies or happy endings?

Elijah: Scary movies. But nothing like true crime. Slashers or movies with crappy special effects are fine. Blood on TV doesn’t bother me like it does in real life. It’s the true crime that does. Blair: But I thought you had homophobia? Elijah: Hemophobia. But no, it doesn’t bother me because I know it’s not real. And I can’t smell or feel it through the screen, thankfully.

[8.] Any special talents?

Elijah: Well, I am the most indecisive person on the planet, I can make the most gucci powerpoints you have ever seen (complete with special effects and animations), I can type at around 200 wpm, and I can down six energy drinks in one sitting without dying. Blair: All I hear is computer nerd in four different languages. Elijah (laughing): You act like you haven’t done the same. I’ve seen you the night before finals. Blair: I’m actually surprised you haven't combusted into 57 varieties and flavors from all that caffeine yet. Elijah: Took me years to get where I am now. You are but a young grasshopper in comparison.

[9.] Where were you born?

Elijah: In Crater City in a well-off neighborhood. Born to a father who couldn’t give a rat’s ass about me as a person and a mother who just went along with whatever he said. They spent more money on vacations than my childhood expenses, while leaving me to hang with my uncle, who I also blame for my shitty upbringing. They all owe me therapy. Blair (suddenly with popcorn in his hands): Tell ‘em, Elijah!

[10.] What are your hobbies?

Elijah (listing off): I like coding, playing video games, skateboarding, playing my guitar… Blair (mimicking his cadence): He even writes his own songs, but every time you ask him he acts clueless… Elijah: I never told you I wrote songs. Blair (continuing): Maybe I accidentally read his music book and a slip of paper fell out… Elijah (turning red): Hey! Me (suddenly eating popcorn): What does he write about? Blair: Oh, you know, like childhood angst. And women with red hair. And sentimental songs about-- Elijah: Enough! Enough! Next question, or I swear to god--!

[11.] Do you have any pets?

Elijah: Yes! My hamster No-Clip. Blair talked about him in his interview. He’s a little guy who has a thing for cheddar chips and making a nest in my computer monitor. The hamster, I mean. Not Blair. Blair: Yeah. Elijah: It’s gotten to the point where I have to put away my entire computer set up or else I find chip crumbs on my equipment because of him. Blair, I mean. He’s the one feeding No-Clip too many treats. Blair: Elijah now has a no-chip policy in his apartment.

[12.] What sports do you play/have you played?

Elijah: Badminton, tennis, volleyball, soccer, archery, martial arts, and… (mumbling) esports Blair (laughing): What was that last one? Elijah: Esports, ok! Don't you laugh at me like that. You’re the one who talked me into it. Blair: Elijah would have won an entire tournament if it weren’t for the power going out that one time. Elijah: I forgot to pay the bills once. Blair: Man was ruthlessly beating these plebeians. It was like going up against my little cousins. Well, if my cousins had beards and lived in VR. Me: You played so many sports! Elijah: Huh? Oh, yeah. But it’s not like my parents paid for any of it growing up. Or showed up to any of the matches for that matter.

[13.] How tall are you?

Elijah: Five feet and eleven inches. Me: Fun fact: Elijah is one inch below the average height in his universe! Which is much taller than the average in our universe. Elijah (laughing): Must be all that “meat” they fed us as kids. Blair: Remember “real meat” day in high school? Elijah (sarcastically): What a delicacy. Blair: Yeah, but they were really just serving us whatever leftover “meat” they had from that week with extra spices to cover up the texture and flavor.

[14.] Favourite subject in school?

Elijah: Math, because of how easy it is. I don’t care if a problem has one or fifty solutions, at least I know there is a promised way to get there. Well, for the most part. Elijah: It also lets me do this. Elijah: Hey, Blair. Blair (snapping out of a daydream): Huh? Elijah: Are you part of a group of primes that differ by six? Blair (confused af): What? Elijah: Because you are a sexy prime. Blair (confused whether or not to blush): ???

[15.] Dream job?

Elijah: To be a teacher. There’s just something about giving back to children to make sure they don’t grow up with a messed up life like I did. Blair: I thought you said you hated kids a minute ago. Elijah: No, I don’t hate kids; I just don’t want to have any. I don’t think I could have any, given the life I have. It would be too dangerous.

Me: Well, that wraps up this interview. Thanks for your participation, Elijah! Don’t forget to pick up your brass knuckles on the way out!

As the lights dim and the rooms empty, I check off another name from the list. It seems we are diving deeper into the “lore” as they say. The next interviewee seems promising. I just hope they can find their way here. Though the interviewing room is located inside of an abandoned bunker underneath a minefield, you have to cut me some slack. The rent is cheap and there are still a lot of people left to interview.

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🚗 Crater City Taglist (dm to be added/removed): @writeouswriter @lyra-brie @digitalsatyr23 @talesfromtheunknowable

#mention of blood #thanks for the tag!#its been a while but i will try to be more active #crater city wip #writeblr #creative writing #my writing #elijah #blair #oc interview #oc questions #writeblr tag games #get to know my oc

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cherrysmokesaconha · 5 days

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why bobsponge so freaky/j

#cherry talks

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cybersp4ced · 9 months

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im so used to hearing "bob esponja" that sometimes i think of him as "bobsponge" instead of "spongebob"

#cyber.txt

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pony-central · 7 months

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@honeysworld25 Sick-a-Marole is a ship name I made up myself

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princesshillaryellaworld25 · 3 months

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Shrugfriend Kiss and PenGiana Valentine's day birthday

Shrugfriend Kiss

Penelope's Valentine Birthday surprise!

Sick GF: Happy Birthday

Happy Early Valentine's day to everyone

#friday night funkin #fnf spongebob parodies #sick boyfriend #drugfriend #sick girlfriend #bobsponge gf #shrugfriend #pengiana #happy valentine's day #penelope's birthday

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partynoobvanii · 7 months

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What i think Sickpants Lullaby characters would listen to

(Most of the songs are Deltarune OST or Undertale OST, so don't complain if you see half of their favorite songs are from those OSTs lmao)

Lullaby Sick BF -

Probably listens to some old kinda music, since his favorite song is What Is Love (Yes, the one by Haddaway) and any song that sounds silly, And Tally Hall. (yes he listens to Tally Hall fight me RAHHH 😈🙏‼️‼️‼️ /j)

His Favorite Songs : What Is Love by Haddaway

dancing around in circles until my little feet fall off by spellcasting

Cute Circus by Tsundere Twintails

Fizzy Pop Vibelands and boogercore, which both were made by Milk In The Microwave

And Turn The Lights off by Tally Hall.

Cool Mixtape from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

When I Get Mad I Dance Like This from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

Lullaby Drugfriend -

Tally Hall, Sped up songs, and Odetari (I'M SORRY BUT HIS DUMBASS SELF LOOKS LIKE HE LISTENS TO ODETARI AHAHAHAA /hj)

Favorite Songs : I <3 LATINAS by Odetari

Anarchy Rainbow from Splatoon but sped up

Two Wuv from Tally Hall

Koinu no Carnival by EHAMIC.

Pandora Palace from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

(I just feel like his music taste is kinda random honestly lmao, he doesn't listen to music too much cause he's too busy getting high most of the time)

Lullaby BobSponge GF -

Probably listens to Animation Meme songs (Used to be a animation meme kid, her animation memes sucked ass 😭) and The Cardigans, and the Deltarune and Undertale OST.

Favorite Songs : Crash by Neovaii

Lovefool by The Cardigans (It somehow reminds her of Lullaby Sick GF cause of the tune)

My Castle Town from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

Mini Studio from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

WELCOME TO THE CITY from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

And Temmie Village from the Undertale OST

(oh my gyatt she has so many favorite songs than the others wtf)

Lullaby Sick GF -

Undertale OST, and Odetari, Kinda listens to Lumi Athena but not too much. (I said not too much cause i think he's problematic sadly) probably listens to alot of Sigilkore and Badass songs lmao 😭😭

Favorite Songs : NGAHHH!! from the Undertale OST (she likes Undyne's songs cause they make her feel badass)

Spear of Justice From the Undertale OST (Forgot to mention, her favorite Undertale character is Undyne)

Metal Crusher from the Undertale OST

NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER by Odetari

Nalgotica by Lumi Athena

The End by Lil Uzi Vert and BabyMetal (If you don't understand why i put and babymetal, it's because it's a collab song)

Spider-Punk's theme from Spiderverse (I'M SORRY LMAOO IT JUST FEELS LIKE SOMETHING SHE WOULD LISTEN TO)

Labyrinth by Miracle Musical

I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams by Weezer (mwhehehee 🤑🤑)

Attack Of The Killer Queen from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

Probably will update later, i feel like drawing a new character just for this. >:3

#fnfspongebobparodies #fnfsickpantslullabyau #fnfspongebobparodiesau #idk how to tag this

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