List of Book!Crowley things I think you should know:
Owns a collection of soul music (that he's very proud of)
Has snake skin boots that may or may not be his feet
Has a tendency to hiss when he forgets himself
Whispers commentary to Aziraphale while the Metatron and Beelzebub discuss if Armageddon should happen
Is an optimist who believes the Universe will take care of him
Reads novels
Loves naps, particularly after a large meal
Bought petrol just for the bullet hole decals
Doesn't make reservations because that's something that only happens to "other people"
Believes every car has a cassette player, so every car he drives does, even if it's not supposed to
Breathes life back into a dove Aziraphale accidentally smothered in his jacket
Likes classical music, but can't listen to it because the cassettes keep turning into "Best of Queen" albums
Thinks about putting his message box cassette into his car to turn Hastur into a "Best of Queen" album but decides he's not that evil
Thinks satanists are weird/disturbing
Can do weird things with his tongue
Also, highlight from the book you should see, because Crowley is fucking adorable:
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I started rereading Good Omens and book!Crowley has me in a chokehold.
So I鈥檓 giving you 2023 young Crowley; a flamboyant flash bastard, probably responsible for pov tiktokers and croc charms.
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It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.
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book Crowley is so :3 and "ngk" and :D why is show crowley so >:( and :( and :掳{
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anyone ask for some Book!Ashtoreth?? ;:)
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I've been re-reading Good Omens and......excuse me, Crowley??????????
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Erhm hi
Book!Crowley I drew a bit back 馃構馃構
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i think my main beef with tv!crowley remains to be the fact that. that he is not. supposed to have anger issues? he is not supposed to scream and growl at aziraphale like this? like this babygirl squeaks and squirms, occasionally hisses, and, most importantly, is on the brink of a panic attack all the time
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