#borb ask

[f1-junkie]

top 5 f1 ships :3

I wanted to send the same to u!!!!!😤 ok maybe I’ll do that but for now, here’s mine:

1. Gewis

can u tell lol??

2. Galex

love love looovvveee them together, my kind doggie and evil kitty couple

3. Carlando

the og ship for me and the one that got me into f1 originally!!

remaining 2 are more of honourable mentions since I don’t have any strong feelings towards them

4. Charlos

boys are cute

5. Simi

again the character match is just giving

#ask game answer #borb ask

[startistdoodles]

What do you think Gooey's relationship with Blade and Zero was like? Was he just a Dark Matter that turned out wrong (a bit like how Blade appears to have been), and Blade secretly protected him from Zero, or was Gooey's creation a bit more... intentional on Zero's part? Personally, I see it as a combination of the two, but I'm interested in what you think.

I personally think that Gooey was a "mistake" (by Dark Matter standards) but it was a lot more glaringly obvious than Blade since Gooey doesn't try to hide his feelings. And thus, Zero tried to kill him for being 'weak' but Gooey managed to escape.

Blade was sort of disgusted by Gooey at first because he was in huge denial about how he also feels things. He saw in Gooey what he hated about himself, and he didn't like that.

But Blade would often think about that strange reject and wonder where he is. There's no way he survived out there...right? If he did, where is he now? He almost hoped he would happen upon him again someday.

#the borbs snooz now #kirby #gooey #dark matter blade #ask #heiressofdoodles

[your-local-grubdog]

He's just a little unhinged after dying and coming back to life on an alien hell world. Just a little.

#borb draws #pikmin #pikmin 4 #captain olimar #olimin #pikmin pom #is what ill keep calling the player character as a sort of default name #i think it's cute #also dont ask where he got the clothes

[autumn816]

59 Interrupted Declaration of Love and 14 Bodyguard AU!! <3

So I might have written a scene instead. I used this universe.

George wipes his knife on the handkerchief, the material darkening from the blood. “Well, that wasn’t too bad, was it?”

Lewis raises an eyebrow, looking up at George from where he is crouching down and searching for something in the dead man’s jacket. “You say that because you won’t be the one cleaning the mess.”

“You won’t be either. We have a cleaning crew for a reason.”

George looks around at the mass of dead bodies, floor covered in blood. Yeah, that’s gonna be a lot of work. He makes a mental note to send a gift or something to the cleaning crew for their efforts.

Lewis finally finds the chip he was searching for and stands up. “How far away did they say they were?”

“5 minutes.”

“Good.” Lewis walks up to George. He licks his thumb before wiping away the blood on George’s cheek. “You should clean yourself up. I have a spare set of clothes in the car.”

George pulls at Lewis’ other arm, guiding it to wrap around his waist. He presses their stomachs together and leans in to whisper in the older man’s ear. “Or we can make the best out of these 5 minutes and do something else.” He kisses the tattoo behind Lewis’ ear.

Lewis twists his head and catches George’s lips into his own, kissing him for a solid fifteen seconds. “Nice try but if any of them tells Susie they saw you like this, she’ll have my head.”

“Scared of her, are you?”

“She assigned me as your bodyguard. I’m supposed to protect you, not involve you in these things.”

“I can protect myself.”

“I know.” Lewis steals another kiss. “And you look very hot doing that.”

George grins against Lewis’ lips. “I lo–”

Lights flicker through the window, lighting up the dark room. George and Lewis break apart.

“I thought you said 5 minutes.” Lewis’ forehead crinkles.

“They did.”

Both George and Lewis press themselves against the wall on either side of the window. Lewis peeks through the gap of the curtain and the window. “That’s not them.”

“Blimey!” George whistles when he sees the silver car. “That’s a fancy car. Can we take it with us?”

Lewis pulls out his gun. “The one with the most kills gets it?”

George smirks, pulling out his gun as well. “You’re on.”

—

Mash-up trope

#tw violence #mention of blood and violence #ask games #thank you for sending <3 #borb✨

[evercelle]

This might sound weird, but I adore your pieces with Xiao and Childe reaching thru their respective archons! It's not entirely ship material (except xiaoven) but it hits just right in the symbolism!

it wasn't intentional but they do look like a matching set, huh...! complete with the inverted poses :') though in my (and ellie's) opinion it's absolutely ship material. what's more romantic than wanting/welcoming one to tear the heart out of your beloved god

#ASK EVER #seeing these side by side is really 'get to know my/ellies taste in 5 seconds' #sorry to anyone reading my posts and getting tonal whiplash from xiao borb to sudden knife romance lmao #one can simply enjoy both sweetness AND stabs. sometimes both at the same time

[deathbirby]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Edelgard, you little bitch? I'll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Church of Seiros, and she’s been involved in numerous secret raids on TWISTD, and she has over 300 confirmed kills. She is trained in gorilla warfare and is the top emperor in the entire Adrestian armed forces. You are nothing to her but just another target. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Fodlan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her axe. Not only is she extensively trained in armored combat, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the Adrestian Marine Corps and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

NOT THE NAVY SEALS COPYPASTA HAHAHA

#edelgard discourse #grey borb #fr that ask was just #copypasta worthy #edelgard plz no not the gorilla warfare and fury shitting

[birds-galore]

the pics of pixel waving her little peet make her look like a chicken nugget xD she is so borb shaped.

After a very thorough and rigorous study, scientists have determined that she is in fact the borbiest little nugget.

#Thanks for the ask :) #Pixel #birblr #borb

[hawkeykirsah]

trick or treat 🎃

Let's go with treat :D

Here's a pigeon from my camera roll for you!

#pigeontheoneandonly #ask game #kirsah answers #pigeon #bird #animals #photography #my photos #you can thank my daughter for this pic #they spotted the borb and asked me to snap a shot

[mushroomfernfox]

Do yyou think birds can open cans of soda?

I don’t know, CAN they?

#borb #this is so silly #haha I’m so punny #am I doing asks right-

[russilton]

im gonna hold on to every single moment we have this year to warm my heart and create some good memories for the future

Good attitude my man. I’m choosing to hope we go out with a fighting car, and two guys making the last of those moments together. It’s not goodbye, just see you later (I’m going to make you miss me)

A lot of this fandoms biggest ships never touched the same team, and if Niamh can yell at me about valewis and slagclaren still, I can keep gewis.

#asks #anonymous #I’ve also got real angsty ends to some unfinished wips now I guess #blame borb in part #“I stood by you and he hasn’t done a damn thing- why wasn’t I enough”’ #kinda thoughts

[f1-junkie]

Hi, it's formulaborb!! Here's my signs as u asked hehe <3 I'm libra sun, capricorn moon and scorpio rising!!

Hi dear @formulaborb ! Thanks for dropping them and here are my thoughts:

Libra sun - as said below, ur a cutie pie, I love Libras!! Hearts of gold and fun to be around! (Esp as a leo)

Capricorn moon - now that’s where it gets interesting! I can assume that impulsivity and spontaneity aren’t exactly your traits. U don’t like taking on-the-spot decisions, vice versa, well thought out plans are what you lean towards. People with this aspect might be closed off, a little bit pessimistic and shy. On the other hand, ur loyal, honest, never two-faced or a gossip, always willing to help ur closest people. This aspect can be considered a negative one but I do believe it’s nothing too bad - mind over heart approach is great for keeping all sorts of garbage out of your life and heart. This effect doubles if you have Virgo or Capricorn Venus (u can google it!)

Scorpio rising - to me that’s quite a rare placement! I’d imagine a person who seems always put together, tough and unapproachable but actually is sensitive and yearning for deep connection with someone. Usually people with this placement tend to work in the spheres of law, military, state service, finance

In general I’d say that it’s great that ur libra sun balances out capri moon and Scorpio rising which are a lil serious-grumpy looking!

Pls do not hesitate to dm me in case you’d like to discuss ur chart more in depth!:з

#astrology #asks #borb ask

[startistdoodles]

Something tells me if we did the cheese test in adult Meta he'd just cut in half with his sword

Correct

#you cannot cheese the borb #a true warrior is always aware of his surroundings #ask #monika-396 #my art #meta knight

[formulaborb]

Ship bingo game - Galex!!

I really like galex sm they're so uwu 💕💕

Send me an F1 ship bingo

#borb talks #ask game #galex

[askmafiabobvelseb]

We must make SOUP

YES

Sewp :)

#bob velseb au #mafia au #spooky month #spooky month au #art #ask the mafia boss #eloise kid #eloise velseb #spooky month eloise #Eloise animation #meep meep #don't worry. she still borb bebe #animation #ibis animation #gof #i meant gif

[autumn816]

top 5 movies!

1. Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara- This is a Bollywood movie but oml it has my heart. A trio goes on a bachelor trip and the friendships in the movie always gets me in my feels

2. Dil Dhadakne Do- This is another Bollywood movie but it’s based more on families and I love it. The complexity of families and just different bonds

3. Khoobsurat- Another Bollywood movie. Sorry, I am listing so many of them. But this movie is very cute. My go to rom-com movie.

4. Now you see me- i LOVE that movie. The plot twist at the end had me. It is so so so good

5. Just go with it- it’s in my top 5 right now because i recently watched it again

Thank youuuuu

#ask games #borb✨

[twinkboimler]

ship ask game: spirk (:

Ship It

What made you ship it? Fic! I read some AOS spirk fics after feeling the trek hyperfixation start to gnaw at me again in Feb 2022 and I was like "eh let's see what's in the tag" and now here we are. Previously trek hyperfixations were on TNG

What are your favorite things about the ship? I like that they look at each other like they want to eat each other. And I like that they are soooooo bad at being open about their emotions and their feelings for each other. I love when characters won't let people in, when they've convinced themselves that the other person couldn't possibly want them that way

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Spock is bisexual. Also I'm a mcspirk shipper at heart, so even when he's not in the relationship with them, Bones is absolutely their pet guy that they keep around

#thank u borb!! #phebs speaks #mrpuppett #ask #ask game