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vampyre-gutz · 1 year
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grudgecollector · 2 years
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AHHH i’m so excited to see that you take breaking bad requests, such and underwritten-for fandom!!! could i please request some headcanons for dating badger? thanks so much 💗
Oh man I can't agree enough, when I first started looking for fics I was honestly shocked there wasn't more. Especially for Jesse. 
And luckily enough I've actually already started writing those headcanons a few days ago! So absolutely I can 💖
Being in a relationship with Brandon "Badger" Mayhew 
Tags/Warnings: mentions of drugs, fluff, nsfw under the cut
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✯ He's a handsy person, he loves holding hands, having an arm around your shoulder or waist, having you sitting on his lap, etc etc.
✯ An excellent kisser too, soft yet passionate, he loves to have one hand bracing the back of your neck or on your jaw, he just wants to touch you.
✯ I've talked about this before but... the hugs this man gives are incredible. Very warm, loving, and safe feeling. The best hugs come when you're stressed or sad, he's just so caring and will bring you into his arms with no hesitation (and if you want it), hand softly stroking down your back and arms, keeping you securely pressed against him.
✯ He's a gift giver. It's his love language and that is definitely shown in your relationship. Perfumes, flowers, candy/chocolates (if you’re into that), movies, his own clothes, and sometimes things he'll find when walking outside like pretty rocks.
✯ The dates can be pretty cute, picnics in a clearing in the woods, him taking you to some local restaurants and diners, maybe even some out of town just for a fun little day adventure.
And the best one yet, going to the Renaissance Festival. What's better than dressing up during pirate weekend, eating a giant turkey leg while watching two people joust, and buying a sword and other interesting trinkets at the end of the day.
✯ Nights hanging out with Jesse and Pete are a must, playing cards or videos games while eating pizza. They were very quick to take you into the group when you and Badger got together. 
And so as a result you were often at Jesse’s or Pete’s with a controller in your hand or sitting on the couch listening to your boyfriend ramble about another ‘script’ he’s written or a light hearted ramble about plot holes in a show he’s been watching. 
✯ Since it’s Badger I feel like I’m sort of required to bring this up, but if you don’t do drugs he’s not going to be the type to try and pressure you into it if you give him a hard “No.” 
✯ At night if you’re sleeping in the same bed, he’s not much of a cuddler (that’s more for when you’re both laying on the couch together), but he will have a hand laying on your forearm if you have your hand up next to your face, or a hand lazily laying on your stomach or waist.  
✯ Will make you laugh all the time, whether it’s intentional or not, he’s just the type of guy who’s always funny somehow. 
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✯ He's soft and sweet but he can be rough if you ask him to. A different side of him comes out if you beg hard enough.
✯ Not surprising to literally anyone but he's probably into roleplay, which is where this said rough side can come out. 
✯ Loves having sex after smoking weed (but will only do it if you’re comfortable with that).
✯ He’s not very loud but you can hear the whispery curses and small moans passing his lips.
✯ I think he'd be pretty thick, but about average size. 
✯ And is probably way too good at eating pussy. Like if he could he’d spend the rest of his life just doing that, he’s a fucking animal. 
✯ Likes missionary not because he's boring but because he likes looking at you. Also loves to fuck with your back to his chest, both kneeling on the bed (or in front of a mirror) with him thrusting up into you. 
✯ The easiest way to get him going is by sitting on his lap and kissing his neck while playing with his hair. 
✯ If you were to give him a blowjob that’s probably the only time you’ll hear full moans come from him. His head thrown back on the couch, his hands coming down to the back of your head and trying his hardest not to thrust up into your mouth, or push you further down. He wants you to go at your own pace but oh god... 
“Oh holy fuck... Baby please... Fuck you feel so good. I’m gonna cum-” 
✯ He can also be pretty talkative too depending on if he’s high or not. If he is he’s definitely a bit more talkative, praises falling from his lips every few seconds, telling you “Oh fuck you’re doing so good.” or “Keep doing that- please oh god...”
✯ He’s a switch, he doesn’t mind being on the top or or underneath you depending on how the both of you are feeling. 
✯ For anything particular he may be into I’d say he likes having his hair pulled, cockwarming, and I could be projecting but he probably has a bit of a breeding kink. 
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iheartnickmiller · 2 months
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Badger/Brandon Mayhew x gn reader hcs!
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He would genuinely be the sweetest bf ever, late night movie dates, getting high and doing stupid shit together
As you started dating he would probably introduce you to Jesse and Pete, becoming part of the friend group and fucking around with them
Badger would still probably call you dude and bro even years into the relationship
He would probably info dump about Star Trek and whatever his current interests are
mans love language is probably gift giving & physical touch, badger would prob send you a text of a rock and say it reminded him of you
Constant reminding you that he loves you man wants you to know that your loved
silly little dates at a local dinner or just going to the park
i feel like he would prob want a pet for you two to hang out with he seems like a type of person to want cats and dogs
bro would prob just like getting high and cuddling (me too)
make you watch his silly little scifi shows while cuddling on the couch<3
bro is so cutie patootie :3 thank you for reading :D
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spockvarietyhour · 2 years
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fruitposting · 2 years
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kylejsugarman · 6 months
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we never see jesse go to a concert in "breaking bad" because the last time he went to one, he got separated from badger and skinny pete and summarily sucked into the mosh pit and by the time they finally found him, he was soaked in guinness draft and smushed against the ground like
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hiiii im high and thinking abt intox sex w/ them
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i just imagine y’all are like. at jesse’s place smoking a bowl talking about dicks. yk doing bro shit
and you and jesse compare packers/straps (you are t4t) and badger’s like “WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE SO MANY DICKS”
and then it gets gay from there idk im high
def new fic idea :3
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destroyplaydestroy · 2 months
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I love Badger he’s so silly
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brbabcs · 2 months
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the complexities of addict to addict friendships are so often intertwined with really sincere care and love. sometimes they aren't, of course, but sometimes they are, and i look at skinny pete and badger throughout jesse's timeline in this perspective. i think about skinny pete and combo peer pressuring jesse to do meth in early seasons, despite him trying to stay sober; i think about badger and skinny pete later on being pressured by jesse to do the very same thing. i think about them talking about working the steps, and how addiction can so often skew your perspectives, and how isolation (particularly within abusive circumstances) can make you cling onto the misery loves company angle and not see the wrongs you are doing as you enact them. but something so striking about these moments to me, though, is that regardless of them, in el camino, when we have what seems to be a moment of relative sobriety (sans weed) with badger and skinny pete, we see this clarity and compassion. we see care and consideration. we see that friendship with no judgement, no guidelines, no prerequisite or debt tied to it.
what's important to me about this is how their friendship prevails. what's also important to me is how we see these echoes of how their friendship operated before, pushing through these horrific moments and aftermath of severe trauma (and torture). we witness the petulance from badger that we see way back when jesse and him had argued plenty of times, we see the leadership (and now, in a more well-adjusted and wholly well intended light) from skinny pete. we see the drive and loyalty that has kept those two, throughout all of those years, still at jesse's side. it doesn't take away from the ugly moments, nor does it take away from all the messy nuances of addict to addict friendships, but it does hold weight. it does give an importance and layer to the "comic relief" factors of this show. it makes them into more than a cut scene, a tagline, or surface level characters. it makes them active, present, people (and friends) who have seen jesse pinkman survive, and cared for him (in varying degrees of exercising that care) through all of it. it makes them feel real
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noellawrites · 11 months
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Out and About - Brandon "Badger" Mayhew x gn!reader
summary: just a cute date with Badger :)
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"Dude, is this a dildo?" Badger asked as he picked up an expensive-looking vase.
"Put that down!" you hissed, grabbing it from his grasp and setting it back on the showroom table. The last thing you wanted was to be stuck paying for an ugly vase your boyfriend broke.
"Sorry, jeez. It would've made a cool bong."
You laugh and nudge him. "Maybe, if it wasn't three hundred dollars. Let's get outta here."
The two of you walked hand-in-hand out the door and into the dry afternoon.
"Let's go in here," Badger said, pulling you into a very touristy-looking shop decked with t-shirts about chiles and aliens.
"I'm buying this," he laughed, picking up a shirt with a giant marijuana leaf on it. His eager smile was too cute to refuse, so you accompanied him to the register.
"You want anything, babe? Maybe this guy?" he picked up a stuffed wolf and made barking noises to accompany it.
"I think I'm good. I could go for something to drink, though."
After Badger bought his shirt, you led him to another section of Old Town where Blackbird Coffee House lay nestled between some nondescript shops.
"Sweet, they have a couch! Can you get me a smoothie?" your boyfriend asked before fully laying down on the coffee shop's cushioned bench.
You laughed to yourself and headed to the front to order. You were lucky to have such a fun and hilarious boyfriend to do silly things with you and accompany you on adventures.
After placing your drinks on a nearby table, Badger held out his arms to you.
"C'mon, man! We can both fit!" he exclaimed, much to the distaste of the other customers.
"Alright, sure," you smiled, allowing your boyfriend to lift you on top of him on the couch.
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chaotictomtom · 5 months
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🦡!!!
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vampyre-gutz · 1 year
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I am so gay for this man.
absolutely in love <3
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grudgecollector · 2 years
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so dearly | brandon mayhew
Pairing: Brandon “Badger” Mayhew / Reader
Summary: There was no place you felt safer than in his arms. 
Words: 760
Tags/Warnings: this is so fluffy I literally will throw up, SO SO SO SO SELF INDULGENT LIKE LMAO? can you tell :), very implied smut. 
A/N: this man has me in a fucking CHOKEHOLD! I’m so in love with him.
Anyway I was totally NOT intending for this to turn into what it did, I just wanted to ramble about how amazing I think his hugs are and then it turned into... well.. this. Enjoy :)
also it is so hard to find a good gif of him. Pain......
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You were sitting on the kitchen counter waiting for the popcorn you were making to finish popping in the humming microwave. The loud bursting sound of kernels bursting open and being coated with the butter that coated the walls of the bag. 
The front door opened followed by the sound of jingling keys. You watched from where you sat as Brandon took his beanie off, shaking his head to get any remaining droplets of water from the sudden rain out of his hair. His shoes were discarded with a thump beside the door.
“Jesus, like fuckin’ cats and dogs or whatever out there.” He says followed by a sigh.
His keys continuously jingled in his hand when he straightened back up and spun them on his index finger. He padded over to the entrance of the kitchen, dropping his keys on the breakfast bar. 
“Hey, baby.” Brandon greeted sweetly, a soft smile playing on his lips as you dropped down from your seat on the counter. 
His arms wrap completely around you, swallowing you whole in the jacket he was wearing. His cheek rests on top of your head while rocking back and forth where your feet lift a little off the ground. But not in a way that’s whipped you around, more like a comforting sway that makes you feel so loved in his embrace. 
He smells faintly of cigarettes and cheap cologne he probably bought from walmart. 
But it was so unbelievably and undeniably him. The warmth and passion radiates from his very being as he brings you closer and cups your cheek, bringing you in for a searingly passionate kiss, his lips soft and welcoming as they move against yours, making it feel as if the time was slowing down as he brought you impossibly closer with a gentle pull of your jaw. 
One of his arms is still fully wrapped around your middle, still rocking the both of you in a gentle sway, his other hand slowly making its way to the back of your neck as the kiss deepens, his tongue swiping against your bottom lip. 
It was almost impossible to describe how much love you felt for him, the closest thing you could even think of was one simple word. Ecstasy.
“I love you.” He whispered so quietly against your lips once you separated. 
It was hard to hear him over the rushing sound and heart thumps in your ears. Your eyes fluttered open only to be met with the beautiful grin of the man you found yourself so unbelievably infatuated with. His blue eyes practically sparkled as they looked into yours. 
“So much.” He brought you back in, his kiss a bit more searing this time. 
The microwave beeps for maybe the third time, but it fell on deaf ears as you melted against him. 
You feel his arm unlock from its hold around your waist, dropping down to your hand just as he pulls away from your lips. He walks backwards and pulls you towards the living room, a soft grin on his face before he turns around and guides you towards the couch. 
Once there he turns back towards you and brings you in for another kiss, helping you sink slowly down to the couch until you're laying with your head against the cushion, and he’s settling between your legs. His hand comes up to take hold of the back of your neck, his thumb pushing gently against your jaw and tilting your head upwards as he trails his lips from yours to your neck. 
“Fuck.” You whisper quietly when you feel him bite down just a little, surely trying to leave a few marks for him to marvel at later. 
His hands were so gentle against your body as one trailed from your neck, down your chest, and stayed perched at the dip of your waist just above your hip. His other hand gripped onto your thigh, guiding your leg to bend and press against his own hip. 
His hips ground just barely against your other thigh, allowing you to feel his erection that strained against the zipper of his pants. A whisper of a moan came from his lips at the miniscule amount of friction, his forehead pressing against your neck before lifting his head and looking at you. 
“Brandon.” Your fingers bury themselves in his hair, bringing him in for a swift kiss and whispering “Please.” against his lips.  
“I got you baby.” Brandon reassures you, cupping your cheek and bringing his lips up to kiss your forehead. 
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they are going to los pollos hermanos 🍗🐓
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spockvarietyhour · 1 year
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djooonts363 · 1 year
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Unironically one of my favourite characters (especially Badger)✌️
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