#bruh… this is PARADISE

[cassketti]

He’s such a LOOOOSSERRR

#i don’t genuinely support or worship satan. btw. Its literally SATAN so i mean. yk #but I’m not like religious. i jus liked paradise lost Ig LMMFAOOO #paradise lost #john milton #Satan #damn bruh i’m rlly drawing SATAN fanart 😭😭😭 #lucifer #(not the show) #cassketti art

[ispreadrabieslikewildfire]

When its summer im going to find a girlfriend and my parents are gonna think were homies but were hooking up and were gonna rewqtch sk8 the infinity together and then grab rat and learn how 2 skate

#never gonna hapoen but imagine bruh #idek random thought came out of nowhere <actually im listening to paradise #love sk8 #cant skateborad for the life of me tho #which reminds me i need to paint my skateboard to look like rekis #reki kinnies where you at (im one) #gotta find my langa bro #anyway gonna go back to study grindset mindset

[dantedeservedbetter]

I hope all the Mystreet characters will one day have their own unique style instead of giving them the most trash outfits that don’t even fit their color scheme most of the time

#aphmau #mystreet #aphverse #minecraft diaries #aphmau mystreet #when angels fall #emerald secret #lovers lane #love love paradise #specifically dante and lucinda too like hello #mfs are tossed to the side and don’t even have good fits either bruh #nana zane and vylad might be the only ones you can identify #Vylad don’t even count bruh #he’s dead

[yourfavorange]

This is me if you even care

#this is me if you even care #sleepy #spotify #poetry #cats #kawaii #paradise kiss #hello kitty #LOL #yung bruh

[graciousdragon]

i put on the mecore playlist for shits and giggles and it started off fine but now its just playing all the sad ones in a row. wtf youtube shuffle feature

#i got camisado | tengoku he ikou | the other side of paradise | devil town | mary on a cross | and sleeping powder all in a row #like bruh #using the | thing to divide the song titles cause tags don't allow commas and i didn't know what else to put

[cometchasr]

there are only 3 places people can live: japan, singapore, and western europe, in that order

#mine #looking at the data #european capitals have high public transit numbers #everywhere else doesnt #bruh #but yeah we have more train users than car users. which is fun #and of course #japan is urbanist paradise #you can (and people probably do) literally get around every day of your life without ever setting foot in a car

[usoratonkachi]

‘your gender limits you’ 😐 hope you die fr

#hell’s paradise spoilers #misogyny mention cw #? #like shut up bruh 😭😭😭😭😭 have u even seen what she’s done so far be fr #WHATEVEN IS JIS NAME I CANT STAND HIM #if u don’t shut up and leave her alone istg

[dollfaceksj]

Hey! So I saw you mention something about a new style of drabble series and I was wondering if I could request something so you can try it out?

College!JK, that’s a year younger than Y/N, that looks shy and quiet but is actually a fuckboy, he just doesn’t show it around Y/N because he respects her as his senior and being a mutual friend of his (Tae or Joon or any member)

aaa thank you! i was rlly considering trying it out and u’ve given me the opportunity. the idea is derived from @/jiminrings’ lunchbox lovers! they’re one of my fav authors so definitely check out their work <333

ps: THIS WAS SO FUN TO DO!!! i might do this for a lot of ideas i have cause its so quick and fun!!

taste of a poison paradise | jjk (m) #1

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jungkook and you cross paths every now and again, like right now when you’re sitting in taehyung’s small studio apartment watching the two of them play call of duty: black ops on taehyung’s small flatscreen

you’re seated on taehyung’s bed, back pressed against the headboard and you’ve got a view of the back of their heads as they’re sitting on the floor at the foot of the bed

“dude, how did you miss that?” jungkook groans loudly, his head thrown back in disbelief

“that’s the same person that killed you 20 seconds into the game! they’re just good.” taehyung wants to defend himself but they’re both being a little too loud and taehyung has already got several noise complaints

UNFORTUNATELY you have to be the rational one.

despite this not even being your place

“guys, quiet down.”

you have to remind these annoying fucks about the neighbors every 10 minutes.

they’re so annoying like???

acting like little kids ffs

taehyung glances at you over his shoulder and sheepishly says, “sorry.”

jungkook doesn’t say anything but you’re not surprised, the only words you two have ever really exchanged were a couple awkward ‘hello’s and ‘how are you’s

“you don’t have to apologize to me, taehyung, i’m just trying not to get you evicted!!!”

they both chuckle at that but are suddenly interrupted by jungkook’s phone buzzing

jungkook’s hand dives into his pocket and his other hand shields his phone from taehyung’s prying eyes

taehyung teases him about it. “what? is it another one of your little girlfriends?”

your ears perk up at the new info

NEW INFO ALERT

jungkook actually gets bitches?

truth or lie?

there’s no way bruh

or is he so bitchless that it’s become an inside joke ?

like he’s pretty cute you’ll admit that much

but he looks like he’ll combust any second when talking to a woman???

“you talk too much…” jungkook mumbles as he gets up from the floor, wiping his sweatpants clean after shoving his phone back into his pocket

you take the opportunity to tease the younger one, the guy that’s always too shy to look into your eyes for longer than 3 seconds

“oh, you get down like that?”

jungkook’s head turns to you after the words leave your mouth and for the first time, he doesn’t look awkward or shy to be engaging in eye contact with you

his eyes slowly drag down your body, lingering on your bare thighs

you almost jerk at the intensity of his gaze but you compose yourself, it’s just jungkook.

like he literally looks like he gets boners from just getting on a bus

just as he parts his lips to answer, his phone starts ringing again

“see y’all later.” with that, he walks out of taehyung’s flat

hm. that was

weird?

different???

tae glances over at you, a wiggle in his brows and a smirk on his lips. “he’s definitely gonna go get his dick sucked.”

you scrunch your nose up at his words. “i don’t need to know that.”

you can’t help it though. you’re a bit surprised

jeon jungkook???

having SEX???

WITH AN ACTUAL PERSON?

that does not sound logical to you whatsoever

he’s top 3 students in his year, he’s quiet and awkward. he plays video games, is obsessed with anime and is always covered in head to toe.

like that time you all went swimming and he was the only one wearing one of those damn rash guards.

with the amount of time he spends on discord you think he might have a discord kitten but that’s as much pussy he’s gonna get

in your opinion, he’s literally a pussy repeller. an anti pussy magnet. a bitchless los–

“what are you thinking about?” taehyung snaps you out of your thoughts.

shit

SHIT

you weren’t listening to a word he just said.

you raise your brows slightly. you contemplate speaking your mind but then you remember it’s just taehyung.

tae and you go way back and he’s one of your closest friends

you shouldn’t feel awkward to ask him anything that’s on your mind

“does he actually get laid?”

there’s a quick beat of silence

“why? you interested?” he smirks and wiggles his brows at you.

he’s so annoying

“gross.”

he laughs as he gets up from his seat on the floor and falls down next to you on the bed.

“you look surprised.”

“tae, he literally looks like he’ll bust a vein whenever he talks to me.”

taehyung laughs and shakes his head. “nah, joon and i told him to keep his claws off our beloved friend.”

there’s a scrunch in your brows as you process the new info.

NEW INFO ALERT

claws ???

off YOU?????

you don’t know whether to be amused or offended

you shake your head in disbelief. there’s no way he just said that

“you actually think that kid has a chance with me?”

tae glances at you with a tilt to his head.

he shrugs his shoulders. “either way. don’t pay him any mind.”

now you’re intrigued because no matter how believable taehyung seems, you still don’t believe it.

you refuse to believe it

he’s too

EUUGHHH??

you can’t describe it

and to think that they THINK he has a CHANCE with YOU???

absolutely fucking mindboggling

“you seem like you don’t believe me,” he laughs but then returns his attention to his phone. “i forget that you don’t really know jungkook that well.”

just as you part your lips to say something, taehyung adds, “hm. maybe it’s better that way.”

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[randomgentlefolk]

CPC CHAPTER 158

With each chapter updated, the more I sob to my cat (while wearing my plaid clothes of course)

Also this post is going to be long because I love psychology so much.

Tw: mentions of un-aliving oneself

Lorzanna fighting alongside each other....... that is the most badass way to say "we're girlfriends"

Lorena using the chains as whips and Suzanna doing fencing style!! THEM. I NEED MORE OF THEM.

Medic Syrah! It's like one of those I things I never know I want until I get it.

Aww Orson and Monika holding the portcullis together <3 they're so strong???

Frederick telling Syrah step by step on how to do first aid <3

Also, Frederick using his strategy skill!! He can finally show his talent for Leland to see >:D or, uh, not really since Leland is not currently in the room but ANYWAY

Beckett..Beckett, Beckett, Beckett.... Man got snitched and I'm having second hand embarrassment 💀💀 well he won't be Pastel Top 1 guard but at least he can be with Maria. Oh yeah finally!! He knows who the real Maria is!! I hope he won't forget when he's back conscious tho.

Fellas, let's give appreciation to our guard homies Horace and Old guard (he still needs a name)

Also may I just say Maria looks GORGEOUS in this panel?? HER HER HER??? Also her starting to wonder why Frederick is against the Plaid kingdom?? IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER Y'ALL.

I went from "Lance!! :D" to "Lance :'(" because damn...DAMN??? Bro tbh I'm relieved the gala foreshadowing is him getting hit on the head and not gettint CHOPPED but on the other hand DAMN. The commander did NOT have to do that DAMN. The blunt head trauma??? What if he hit head when he fell?? "So he won't hurt himself" my foot BRUH. I just checked again and HE HIT HIS HEAD. Bro is gonna get a concussion.

Also his face is still bleeding out. In case someone, uh, forgot.

Go Lorena and Suzie go help him! I know what he did was horrible but he's trying!!

Confrontation Time Yayyy...

Blaine. Blaine bro. Stop. Just. Okay there is a lot of childhood issues to be unpacked here. But you know what before talking to him before telling him what he should do maybe we should all just. Let him relax, for awhile. I mean ngl he looks awful, and I'm not trying to be mean here but he and Frederick clearly needs professional help. But let's unpack them one by one. Let's start with the pianist.

(Disclamier: I am not a professional. I am simply telling you my opinion in this post)

Holy shit. Someone give him a break. Give him lots of sleep. Anything to make this boy relax. Let me just say this right away, golden child syndrome. I'm blaming all of these shit on Leland. Y'all our lesson today is: don't put too much pressure on a child, don't compare your children to each other, and accept your child however they are. Please y'all this has happen too much. A child is smart and they achieves lots of things, then makes that their only reason of living, the only reason they are loved. That's horrible. In Blaine's case, I think he feels as if those achievements, those trophies, are a way to validate his life. It's like he cannot fail because if he fails automatically he disappoints everyone including himself.

We know that he has been 'thriving' since he was child. Let's say approximately since he was uhh 9 years old? That would be 12 years of intense hardwork hell sugarcoated by the paradise of 'winning'. Once again, not exactly the best childhood ever. Not to mention, does he even have any friends? We have never seen him mention any. So we can say that he doesn't have any support outside of him being 'perfect' (well, until Maria at least, but that was pretty short-lived :')

At this point I won't even be surprised if the reason he has been doing self care is only so that he looks good as a model and so that people love him.

Man, he needs intense reality check. Also I'm like 99% sure he definitely doesn't want to kill Frederick. The event of him and Lance beating the shit out of the bullies still live in my head rent free. Bro is VERY confused with his life right now and needs help.

Let's move on to the youngest now

Right of the bat I'm going to say:

Scapegoat child, self esteem issues, possibility of depression, and uh we're gonna have to add this now... possibility of being suicidal. Alright.

What is a scapegoat child? A scapegoat child is the child who is pretty much blamed for everything and takes attention of the center of the problem, if that makes sense. As far as I know, this is the child who recognize the actual problems in the family, and is the one to break the cycle of abuse. These children are the opposite of the golden child. And you know what it makes sense that both of them are in the same household. If there is a golden child to praise and give attention to, then there is the scapegoat who is blamed and left out. That is what Frederick is in his family.

Self esteem issues. This boy has been told he is pathetic, weak, useless, and all of those words for his entire life, to the point he actually believe that those words are his entire personality.

Now, I'm not gonna straight up say he is suicidal, though we have an evidence in the panel here. But if we look at the past chapters, he doesn't exactly actively try to die. Those moments where he fell of the Pastel hills are accidents. But we can also say that the suicidal thoughts just came recently. Especially considering what is happening lately. Being trapped in a deep hole with little to no socialization can really do some things to you...even if you're an introvert. We are social creatures. As much as we say we hate chatting with people, we also don't want to be alone with no social communication our entire life now, do we?

Anyway, I'm going to suggest this, there is a chance that Frederick probably has what is called passive suicidal ideation. He doesn't actively try to die, but he wouldn't care if he die. But I'm a little conflicted on this one. Maybe someone else who is better at this field of study can help me?

We can also assume that Frederick told Blaine to kill him out of desperation. There are lots of possibilities that I hope Lambcat will explore more in the future.

Also his coping mechanism of escaping reality is something to watch out for since he has shown signs of not being able to differentiate between reality and fantasy

Now, I just want to say that there is a chance that I'm heavily wrong here. But I'm just stating my opinion and I'm not trying to offend anyone. If there is something wrong in what I wrote please do tell me.

Okay, let's move on to the next scene now—

NAH BLAINE SWINGING THAT SWORD 💀💀 Bro is clearly so stressed istg. C'mon Blaine the curse tattoo doesn't look THAT bad. It looks aight if you ask me. I would even say it's unique.

Yeahhh! What Whitney said! Lmao I'm so sorry but this scene reminds me of Steven Universe and Spinel. Whitney just wanna talk it out :') he has changed so much from his old self.

YOOOO ALL THE ELDEST SIBLINGS ARE GIVING BLAINE A REALITY CHECK. Maria, Whitney, Calpernia. Snap outta it Blaine please.

"I'd like to cut in" Goals. I do also want to start my battle by saying a pun. I can't wait for Prez vs Blaine!! It's going to be sick.

THE MAIDS. HOLY MOLY (haha get it?). Of course they also have weapons. It makes sense considering how protective Jack is! Also

Was. Was the cleaver not enough? Lol 💀

I am even more hyped for Leland vs The maids!

Well, that's it for now. That was a long ass post lmao. I'm gonna go back to class.

Mono out! (But still in to hear your thoughts)

#cursed princess club #cpc

[periwinkleflyin]

The maze runner book

The things I learn about the BOOK trilogy of maze runner

TERESA IS NOT THAT BAD. in the movie they make her “betray” that she make herself. In the book WICKED told her to act to betray Thomas. And Teresa always treated so baddd. I actually felt bad for her. AND HER DEATH WAS SO UNNECESSARY BRUH. Why can’t she live? HELLO JAMES DASHNER ANSWER 

The female lead role actually Brenda. Bcs in the book, Thomas always stick up with Brenda most of the time bruh.

“WICKED IS GOOD” this is actually hard to explain. Well, yes there’s the “good” in the end. YES LITERALLY JUST IN THE END. And the one who make it good is  Chancellor Ava Paige which is the leader of the WICKED. Yes the leader turn against the WICKED itself. Anyway, Back to the “good WICKED”, Ava Paige know that at the end they still can’t find the cure (this is my thought) and she finally realized that this last of the immunes have to be protected not to be the mouse lab again, because there are not much left. So she makes the immunes to free and life safely in the paradise.

Minho actually an ass hole. Lol no offense, but he really REALLY CANT SHUT HIS BLOODY MOUTH. yeah sometimes I just get pissed off what he said. But I still love him <3

No comment about Thomas. He’s doing great 👍🏻 

In the book the never found the cure. Even they almost, but never full make the cure. And we never know if Thomas’s brain can really make the cure work.

CHUUCCCCKKKKKK in the book WICKED make chuck move to Thomas and get stab to “sacrifice”. Yes WICKED is cruel.

Newt’s letter is “kill me, if you have ever been my friend. Kill me”.

And in the death cure still have a suspicious things left. First, when Teresa said that Thomas left her first. Second, the last thing Brenda said in paradise. I think Thomas and the other still like in a trials. (My Theory) Bcs like I said the first sus, Jorge said he was hit in the head by Teresa group but why would she do that if they know each other, the meet and fought together in the scorch trials. I think Brenda and Jorge know about something. And I think they being told from Ava Paige to make Thomas escaped first. BUT WAIT IF my theory true, but Teresa group came first to in Denver. 🫥🫠 

In the book Teresa Thomas and Aris can speak in their mind, yes telepathic. In the maze runner (first book) Thomas only can telepathy with Teresa. In scorch trials (2nd books) Thomas found out the three of them can do that.

yes Newt. in the book newt killed by Thomas. In the book Thomas shot him in the head. YES SHOT WITH A GUN. In the film Newt actually stab himself right (?)

Vince in the book is fat......... ":| 

Hans scene is so unnecessary

and the grivers scene. (The last fight scene) like how the hell the grivers still turn on. and even they already fought grivers why JAMES make Thomas and the group fought the rat man and the gank bruh. like how they can do that, i would be dead. and they fought while the WICKED's headquarter falling apart. nice

#maze runner #newt tmr #minho tmr #thomas tmr #scorch trials #death cure #booklover #triology #teresa tmr

[exp123mon]

Watched all of Digimon Frontier!

46 - The Digital World, Destroyed!? Lucemon's Dark Reign -I love how they subtley show LordKnightmon's doubts with his questions. No body language or accusations. Just questions. -NEFERTIMON!! I always thought her design was cool as hell. Nice to see her show up. -More nice character moments in the library. I especially liked Tomoki and Junpei's. Then again they're my faves haha -Almost looks like the Royal Knights are actually on the ropes, or at least tied with the boys… then BIG DEMON LIGHT ATTACK AAAAAAAAH -Aaaaaand the big bad is awake. Ruh-roh!! -Angler saves the kids on the barest remains of a track haha. Also they've… built a track to the moon!! Because of course!! DIGIMON!!

47 - The Royal Knights Fall And Then…!! -Lucemon: Hey guys go to. the moon and. um. kill those kids. then i'll give you the key. promise. :3 teeheehee -BABIES BABIES YES!! I hate babies IRL but Digimon babies are JUST ARGH SO GOOD I'm gonna adopt them all -Patamon meets Lopmon and Plotmon TT_TT aaaaaaahahahaah -Dynasmon flying to the moon with LordKnightmon on his back was another great shot. -I'll admit I was surprised when the Royal Knights were actually beaten by the kids! …but unsurprised when Lucemon shows up to nom nom their data haha. -BRUH. I swear to god if I had seen this as a kid when it first aired I would've 100% wanted to smoochalooch Lucemon Falldown Mode. Like Myotismon/Vamdemon back in the day. Now watching it as an adult I'm just like "eww go die loser dork" lol -Paradise Lost is such a goofy attack I LOVE IT!! dude straight up DESTROYS THE MOON THOUGH. three episodes left how the hell they gonna beat this guy. maybe they don't. maybe I unwittingly am watching the one Digimon series where the good guys fail and die haha… ha?

48 - Light and Darkness Become One! Koichi's Last Wish -TT_TT -JESUS it wasn't enough destroying ONE moon but THE OTHER TWO get caught up in the disaster jeeeez -the kids survived on a little meteor!! -magma flying through space?! AND IT MAKES THE INVISIBLE INK APPEAR that was so funny why not just have it IN THE BOOK lol -OMG IT'S SHIBUYA oh turns out Lucemon just wanted a vacation to Japan that's fine then -YES SPIRIT EVOLUTION LET'S GOOOOOO! like sorry but I've missed the other kids using their Spirits so bad haha -The fight begins and the kids get wiped but… Koichi intervenes, protects them… and… -OH MY GOOOOOOD SUSANOOMON!!!!! I wondered earlier like when we first got Hyper Spirit Evolution if they were gonna join at some point AND THEY DID OH YEAH LET'S GO that bit was very good haha -very ballsy to actually like… kill off a main kid though

49 - Fight, Susanoomon - Lucemon Reaches the Human World -OH GOD IT'S THE PENULTIMATE EP!! -Hopefully Lucemon shows up and is just like "um. is this it?? uh. okay." and goes back lol -Susanoomon actually gets thrashed a bit, but isn't dumb enough to fall for Paradise Lost more than once!! It was satisfying seeing Lucemon punched in the face. -NANI. LUCEMON SAID NANI. Anime villains know they're screwed when they gotta break out the NANI?! -I love the touch of Junpei, Izumi and Tomoki shaking after Lucemon's defeat. They're happy and like "yay we won!" but still shook up and terrified. Nice detail. -Oh so even after the holy data is scanned the evil data remains and data can be evil so--OOH LORDY HE BIIIIG!! Junpei just shouting "THIS IS CRAZY!!" when the kids are so small in comparison was funny -Aww, we get the evolution sequences one by one for each kid. It's nice--it'll probably be the last time we see them. Sure it bulks up the run time but it's a cool little "farewell" too. -The rest of the ep is basically a long sequence of Lucemon then the kids returning to the human world and a little chase… then Lucemon unleashes Puragtorial Flame and HOLY CRAP. That sinister ending. Left on the "Obey me or die. Your choice" message in bright red on a black background. Imagine. Imagine like… that was just it. The End. Holy moly haha.

50 - Transcend Time! The Birth of a New Legend -Final episode!! -The kids mope since it seems like it's impossible to stop Lucemon. What can they do???!! Neemon suggests evolving to Susanoomon, but mircles don't happen like that… -EXCPET THE SPIRITS WERE THERE AND IT'S DIGIMON!! So miracles do happen like that!! haha should've listened to Neemon all along fellas -lol the scene where Lucemon erupts out the ground in Shibuya then gets immediately dragged down again… like, imagine the people seeing that. how can they explain that. like, it's not a full on kaiju attack. it's not a monster that appears and hangs around destroying stuff. there's probably little or no video evidence. it's just "rargh grahr!" then vanishes. like. how do you rationalise what you just saw there haha -also Susanoomon's anime model actually looks better than its 3D models and official art? I dunno it just feels a lot more sleek and elegant here. -SURPRISE!! You thought I was a giant demonic dragon monster from hell but I was secretly a disgusting grub in an beach ball!! -aaah the Spirits emerging from Susanoomon and slicing Lucemon up!! Loved it. -The Digital World IS SAVED OMG FINALLY. My blood pressure is plummeting as we speak… it's sad that it's another "you can never return" shtick though, aww. -OMG BOKOMON CHASING THE KIDS AND HE'S RUNNING OMG OMG OMG I HAVE TO INCLUDE IT:

-Okay so they DIDN'T kill off Koichi but holy crap Koji's VA in that hospital scene dude… TT_TT -Everybody is home. They've defeated evil, learned about the value of their lives and how they can become better, happier people. YAY!!

Well, that's Digimon Frontier! My only expectations going in were "it sucks!!" and to be very frank hell no it does not lol. (again maybe it's the English dub which is more janky but y'know) The later episodes did drag a little (mainly the Royal Knights stuff, where the episodes became VERY formulaic) but the smaller moments were still really good (especially the babies and Swanmon!!) but yeah aside from that, the occasional weirdness with Izumi, and that we didn't get much time with Koichi during down time to explore his personality more, I have no complaints. (The later eps sometimes dragging isn't even unique to Frontier, I love Tamers but it has the same issue) No show is flawless so it's like whatever anyways. Definitely more a typical isekai fantasy kind of story than something specific to Digimon but they tried something different!

I'm sad it's over, but now I get to move onto other new Digimon stuff!! (I mean after the Frontier movie)

I mean maybe lol. I'll more likely take a break and watch either a shorter series or wait until I've seen the new movie before starting Digimon Savers. These damn Digi-kids giving me Digi-heart palpitations and Digi-stress... ugh

#not art #digimon frontier #frontier watching

[e-adlirez]

OSCAR THE ROACH IS DEAF?

So this began with a thing where a friend in a non-English side of the world told me that her local copy of Quest for Paradise has a bit where a character teaches Geronimo Italian sign language because said character is deaf

I looked through the Internet Archive’s French copy of Quest for Paradise because it had it AND:

OSCAR IS DEAF AND THE ONLY REASON HE’S BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO EVERYONE NORMALLY IS BECAUSE HE READS LIPS WHEN SOMEONE TALKS TO HIM AND TAUGHT HIMSELF HOW TO TALK

HERE’S THE TRANSLATION OF THE EXCERPT:

In the evening, we stopped to rest. Oscar lit a fire... put up the tent... and offered us a delicious cup of hot chocolate.

While I was sipping it... I found a crystal key: strange strange!

Then I congratulated Oscar: "My friend, you are great! You know how to do everything!

He smiled.

"If you want, I can even teach you something useful and fun: LSF!

I asked, intrigued: "LSF?"

Oscar proudly explained, "Yes, French sign language. It's a language like any other, like French, Italian or English! But it has something more: it's a natural language, visual, not spoken! I know this language because I was born deaf. I use it with those who know it. Otherwise, I learned to pronounce the words and even to... read lips!"

I was in awe: "I didn't realize you couldn't hear!"

Oscar smiled again. "I may be deaf, but I can therefore read the words you speak on your lips and I can speak like you!"

Then he taught me this extraordinary language:

The next part of the chapter is six entire pages of demonstrations for LSF (a localization, which makes sense because the Italian copy has Oscar teach Italian Sign Language/Lingua dei Segni Italiana)

Now you unenlightened folk may be wondering “Oh cool! Does the English translation do the same thing and have Oscar teach ASL?” and to that I very sadly and indignantly say “NO”. They don’t even mention Oscar being deaf or anything that could possibly allude to it. Unless a game of charades counts.

Those two pages comprise the entire chapter titled “A Peaceful Night”.

Yes this is sad, yes this is pathetic, yes this is why the chapter is so short, yes Scholastic I am very disappointed in you, do better. If you dare say that learning about people who can’t hear is something too heavy for 6-10 kids then I WILL LEGIT SLAP YOU

Follow-up edit: APPARENTLY THEY EVEN USED SIGN LANGUAGE LATER ON IN THE BOOK IN THE SCENE WHERE CACKLE INTERROGATES G ABOUT THE HEART

In the English book G just does a thing like “why the hell did Cackle conveniently turn away from G in the middle of her asking for the heart” and he points to the pond while Cackle is conveniently turned away

APPARENTLY IN THE ORIGINAL G TOLD OSCAR IN SIGN LANGUAGE THAT THE HEART WAS IN THE POND, ALL WHILE TALKING TO CACKLE

LIKE BRUH SCHOLASTIC WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL YOU CUT OUT AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BIT OF LORE FOR WUT???

#geronimo stilton #kingdom of fantasy #scholastic what the hell #regno della fantasia

[amanipawx]

my dealer the snake : got some straight gas 🔥 this strain is called “free will” you’ll be high out of your mind 💯

me : this shit aint nothin bro

5 minutes later : that snake was lying bruh

eve , pacing : is the price of humanity worth paying paradise?????

#workshopped in the writers room #0 notes post #my dealer #tw weed #barking

[adambja]

have u really entered the void and manifested stuff from it or are you scripting lol

Like it's hard? I already did it lol this isn't scripting if it was i would say it is but it isn't and why are you even doubting me or to be specific doubting yourself? It is possible that you can enter period if you struggled with it I really don't have to struggle like you baby I am different from you the self-concept is different the feelings are different everything is different as I can sense it here with all your words and doubts I am not defensive or mad btw but I don't like it when people have that low ass self concept and full of doubts

finally listen all of this from 1 to 48 it's for everyone who reads it so it can become a part of them

It isn't "from it" it's "through it" the void state is JUST A METHOD NOTHING ELSE as if it's paradise or something?? BRUH

#success stories loa #law of assumption #loa #void success #loa success #self concept #manifesation #neville goddard #loa blog

[cosmichawk]

honestly i kinda disliked blade at first but now i'm like this wolf from awooga meme and not even in sexual way. it's like as if i was going down the street and then i saw a stray dirty sad cat on the side of the road and then i was like "omg how can i leave it there i have to bring it home". that's me and blade. he is so pathetic i want to create his own personal paradise

i wished on his banner bc i could and won 50/50. less than a minute later i was converted into certified blade enjoyer. AND THEN his ult animation fucking broke me and made me blade's 1# stan. "that paradise may be unreacheable for me-" bruh bladestie i will carry you there myself don't you worry

right now 50% of me playing star rail is me running around as blade and taking pictures at every scenic point. "oh bladie look who it is on the wanted poster!!" 35 pictures.

…i think i need help.

#i can't even remember when was the last time i went this insane over a character #i had a severe brainrot case over zhongli and ayato and welt but it wasn't like this #honkai star rail #hsr blade #ch - talk

[charmspoint]

Paradise lost where everything is the same but Eve gets to respond to at least one of Adam's monologs with just 'Bruh'

#lucy blabs #paradise lost #i think he really needs it