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awakentrashpanda · 8 months

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Welcome home incorrect quotes

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Eddie Dear: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.  Frank Frankly: Okay, but what is updog?  Barnaby Beagle: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.  Howdy Pillar: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.  Wally Darling: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.  Poppy Partridge: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.  Eddie Dear: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.  Howdy Pillar: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.  Barnaby Beagle: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.  Frank Frankly: What’s a henway??  Eddie Dear: Oh, about five pounds.

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Eddie Dear: Say no to drugs.  Barnaby Beagle: Say yes to drugs.  Frank Frankly: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

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Barnaby Beagle: Look at the buns on that guy!  Eddie Dear: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*  Julie Joyful: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!  Barnaby Beagle: I'm not going back to jail!

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Julie Joyful: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.  Wally Darling: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

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Barnaby Beagle, about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day painting and talking to yourself, okay?  Wally Darling: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!

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Howdy Pillar: Hello, I'm Howdy Pillar. I run a store now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

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Sally Starlet: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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Barnaby Beagle: Would you take a bullet for me?  Wally Darling: ...yes?  *Sally Starlet angrily burst into the room*  Barnaby Beagle: *running away* Great, thanks!

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Wally Darling: State your name, species, and intention.  Julie Joyful: Julie, rainbow monster, fun.

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Barnaby Beagle: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.  Frank Frankly: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.  Eddie Dear: Wasps?  Howdy Pillar: Terriers?  Barnaby Beagle: Wally.

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Poppy Partridge: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.  Frank Frankly: I would say infinitesimally.  Wally Darling: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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Wally Darling: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT UPSEXY IS!  Barnaby Beagle: Could you rephrase the question, in like, two words maybe?

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*Julie Joyful falls over*  Barnaby Beagle: Julie! Are you alright?  Julie Joyful: Is that you, God?  Barnaby Beagle: What?  Julie Joyful: It's just, you sound a lot more like Barnaby than I expected.

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Sally Starlet: Hey, Barnaby? Can I get some dating advice?  Barnaby Beagle: Just because I'm with Wally doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Wally Darling: Where’s Sally?  Barnaby Beagle: Doing stuff.  Wally Darling: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Poppy?  Barnaby Beagle: Trying to stop Sally from doing the stuff.  Wally Darling: And Eddie?  Barnaby Beagle: Trying to stop Poppy from stopping Sally from doing the stuff.  Wally Darling: I see. And what are you doing here, Barnaby?  Barnaby Beagle: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Eddie from stopping Poppy from stopping Sally from doing the stuff.

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Frank Frankly: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this neighborhood with a bunch of morons.

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Eddie Dear: Julie, what do you have?  Julie Joyful: A KNIFE!  Eddie Dear: Okay, have fu-  Frank Frankly: NO!

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Barnaby Beagle: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?  Wally Darling: What? Like J F K W S Q X-  Barnaby Beagle: No, like, U R A Q T.  Wally Darling: Awwww!

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Sally Starlet: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.  Julie Joyful: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?  Sally Starlet: I like the way you think.

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Frank Frankly: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?

Wally Darling: Yes.

Frank Frankly: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :-)

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Eddie Dear: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?  Frank Frankly: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

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Frank Frankly: I wanna die.  Wally Darling: We all do, you aren't special!

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Wally Darling: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.  Barnaby Beagle: Sacrifice? I nominate Frank.  Frank Frankly: Wait, what?  Barnaby Beagle: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.  Frank Frankly: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!  Wally Darling: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!

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Wally: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.  Barnaby: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*  Wally: That one. I want that one.

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Wally: My hands are cold.  Barnaby: Here, let me hold them.  Wally: My lips are cold too.  Barnaby: *covers Wally's mouth with his hand*

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Eddie: Uhh…Sally just asked if we want to…  Eddie: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”  Howdy, not even looking up from his phone: she’s asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.  Eddie: Oh, that makes more sense.

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Eddie: One time I went to hand Barnaby a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.”

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Jullie: What is the one thing I told you not to do?  Sally: Burn the house down.  Jullie: And what did you do?  Sally: I made dinner.  Jullie:  Sally:  Jullie:  Sally: And burnt the house down.

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Eddie: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong.  Frank: *Sipping their drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.

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Howdy: What are you getting Barnaby for the holidays?  Wally: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.  Frank: I'm getting Barnaby a divorce lawyer.

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Eddie: Why doesn’t Frank find me sexy when I bite my lip?  Poppy: What do you look like when you bite your lip?  Eddie: *bites lip*  Poppy: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Poppy: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!  Eddie: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?  Poppy: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.  Frank, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-  Howdy: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.  Sally: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...  Wally: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-  Frank: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.  Eddie: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?  Poppy: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.

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#barnaby b beagle #wally x barnaby #frank x eddie #wally darling #eddie dear #frank frankly #poppy partridge #sally starlight #julie joyful #sally x julie #lgbtqia #welcome home #welcome home arg #incorrect quotes

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ava-ships · 1 year

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Meet Holly Hopper!

Few of the scripts discovered from 1967 described that Holly is the sweet rabbit clown who loves to set up a show for all to see. Her personality is described as “a lady soft-spoken but a kind spirit”.

She would often be seen or paired up with Barnaby. B. Beagle, who was also her love interest through the show. Around that time is Holly is the most shy around Barnaby despite her friendly rivalry with his friend, Wally Darling.

Her most frequent friends were Sally Starlet and Poppy Partridge. The three of them would interact together for multiple episodes, including a musical episode in 1968 of them paying homage to the band, “The Cookies”.

Holly was inspired by the same professional circus performer and actress who voiced her, Lillie McGinnis. Not much information about Lillie was known worldwide but she disappeared around the same time as the show was ended in 1972.

Holly’s hobbies involved performing tricks with hoops and rings in her circus routine. Transcripts from her debut episode say that she loves to make people smile because she sees the goodness in the darkest of times. Her favorite food is butterscotch pie and sugar cookies.

(Reblogs are encouraged, pr0ship/c0mship DNI)

Taglist: @bun-selfships @lop-bunny-ships @cherry-bomb-ships @shayminxprincess

#I worked hard on this more than I thought #ava’s art #s/i: holly hopper #self shipping #f/os #self ship #self insert #welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home selfship

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beagleboysinc · 1 year

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Bunny - my funny dt17 oc who is a little lass adopted by Duckworth. She loves exploring and adventure, even if she doesn't get to go much. Didn't have friends a lot when she was younger, and loves her new friends with all her heart!

Reprise - a mad scientist on the starship Obbligato! She's dedicated to her work, trying to figure out the limits of magic. Tries to be optimistic, comes off as unsettling. She goes to bed late and gets up Early

Castor - the navigator on the Obbligato, like Reprise. Cannot fly for long distances. Fiercely protective of the crew. They make funny cat sounds sometimes! Agreed to join the crew to see more of the galaxy.

[Image IDs: Three images of my ocs, each corresponding with one of the options. The first is Bunny, who is a beagle/rottweiler who wears a big teal bow. She smiles and waves. The second is reprise, an orange and pink alien with a messy bun, a short tail, and an arm made of green magic. She talks with wide eyes as she gestures to a board. The third is Castor, an angel-like alien with blue horns and bird feet, he has black wings and short black hair, he wars a pink dress. They are pulling someone along with them. End Description.]

#marcel chatters #reprise lastnams might change I made it up specifically for this.

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welcomehomefeltfeelings · 3 months

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Can we meet the rrst of the neigbors?

"Oh, of course!" Wally smiled, taking your hand and leading you to the middle of town where the other neighbors were. "That's Barnaby!" He pointed to a pink beagle with darker pink and red spots. His jacket had chocolate boxes on it and his hat was a heart-shaped red hat. "That's Howdy!" He pointed to a light pastel green caterpillar with pink antennae. His uniform was a pastel pink. His hair was a pastel blue. Howdy raised an eyebrow at you, suspiciously.

"That's Eddie!" He pointed to a dark yellow-orange puppet. He was covered in love heart bandages. His hair was a pastel orange. His uniform was a pastel pink with darker pink pants and a heart-shaped mailbag. "That's Julie!" Wally pointed to a blonde-haired, light pink puppet. She had her hair up in a bun with a heart-hair tie. Her outfit was a pink frilly dress with pink hearts on it. She had white slip-on shoes. "That's Sally!" He pointed at a yellow star puppet, she wore pink overalls with a red heart on the pocket. "That's Poppy!" He pointed to a white dove who had red heart cheeks and a tint of pink to her wings.

#welcome home multiverse

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the-acid-pear · 5 months

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Dreamt w... Streamers tonite I guess. I was in my old house but living w my dad. It was bright and clean, sunny. It might have been my second house ever not my third. Anyway there were a few things going on, first I found some fucking school projects from Joel and one was a poster which has a very simple but decent enough drawing of the gollum's face along with others, it was kind of a brainstorming or planning thing, and I also found a map which I thought was of south America but then my dad was like that's that's Europe(which he called US or UN)! And I looked again and it didn't look ANYTHING like such but I was like oh okay. Map also had the names of the places written in thick black blocky font but in swedish bc y'know lmao.

There also was this sort of... Contest, or something? With a bunch of people, I guess made up. One guy I remember was El Momo who ppl started calling Momito or Momita for some reason. Guy was either native latino or asian and fat with small eyebrows short... Man bun like hair? And a bright pink beard that I think was dreadlocks. It was kinda lock shaped too. No sides.

Guy was shy and quiet but quickly got the public's liking for silly things like being cool and stuff.

There also was a woman who was playing a VR game and I don't know if she got almost or WAS run over my an old woman so she went "vieja conchuda descarrilada y tuberculosa!" which I still think is extremely funny.

There also, outside of the streamers or whatever, was a building. Judging by the position it definitely was the second house I lived in. The bit of the dream I remember was the second day since the building had been started and the skeleton was completely. It was a beautiful place, many floors and strong blocky pillars and to the right a sort of spiraling shape. On the first floor there was this big open square where a library would be with a huge window, too. And there was a beagle running around a coffee table. Despite being just made the building outside was already black and white. It was cool.

#luly talks #my dreams #note that since Joel barely shows his face my dream didnt bother giving him one

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grommy-blooming-texas · 2 years

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The Combiners' pets now have their names! (A discussion I had with @misfiresmisfits) :D

Combaticons

Onslaught - dog (Belgian Shepherd) Name: Sergeant

Blast Off - cat Name: Cynthia Elizabeth the Third

Brawl - turtle Name: Blastoise

Vortex - snake Name: Haxtrix

Swindle - crow Name: Crook

Stunticons:

Motormaster - dog (pit bull) Name: Meatloaf

Dead End - cat (British shorthair) Name: Grim (short for Grim Reaper)

Drag Strip - bearded dragon Name: Death Slinger

Wildrider - alligator Name: Stump

Breakdown - dog (Saint Bernard) Name: Baylee

Constructicons:

Scrapper - Weiner dog Name: Weinie

Hook - cat Name: Line (Hook doesn't know what to name his cat but the other Decepticons keeps calling her "Line" and Hook hates it)

Mixmaster - chameleon Name: Minimix

Scavenger - rabbit/bunny Name: Mr. Bun Bun

Bonecrusher - dog (french bulldog) Name: Bonecrusher Jr.

Long Haul - duck Name: Puddles

Protectobots:

Hot Spot - dalmatian Name: Apollo

Streetwise - German Shepherd Name: Rookie

Groove - beagle Name: Waffle

Blades - husky Name: Hunter

First Aid - Chihuahua Name: Princess

Aerialbots:

Silverbolt - swan Name: Grace

Skydive - parrot Name: Lancelot

Air Raid - eagle/hawk Name: Flash

Slingshot - turkey/chicken Name: Turkey (chicken), Chicken (turkey)

Fireflight - snow owl Name: Snowy

#transformers #Combaticons #Stunticons #Protectobots #Aerialbots #delete later #Grom's speak

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cirrus-ghoulette · 9 months

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I got tagged in an ask game by @everybodyshusband! Thank you felix ily <3

Are you named after anyone?

Nah, I just chose Bun because it's cute.

When was the last time you cried?

Uhhhhh... I think it's been a while? Two months or so. My gran was in hospital after breaking her hip and having a hip replacement on the same day and I was visiting during my lunch break and I didn't have much time to see her and I was very rushed and uh... Just had a little cry from the stress of it all fkdksnsn

Do you have kids?

God, no. I don't plan to have them either. I have my dogs, Esther and Jinkx, and that's all I need. I'm not good with kids unfortunately.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Yes! More so irl rather than online. But I'm terrible at telling when people are being sarcastic/pulling my leg.

What's the first thing you notice about people?

Um. I'm unsure. Probably their teeth?

What's your eye colour?

Hazel/green depending on how the light hits them.

Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings! Sometimes I watch films (ie- Moulin Rouge, the Danish Girl) and I stop the film before it gets sad. I've also never watched a single horror film.

Any special talents?

I had a weird gut feeling when Good Omens 2 was filming where I could tell if they were filming on any given day just by gut feeling (and then set photos would come out a few hours later). It was like a That's So Raven moment.

I'm also very very good at tracking down obscure garments made by the company I work for. And spotting garments made by the company in the wild, even if they're many years old. Did you know Secondo is wearing a knockoff of a scarf made by the company I work for in the Uno chapter?

Where were you born?

Just outside Glasgow, Scotland!

Hobbies?

Can hyperfixations be classed as hobbies? Apart from that, probably cosplay?

Pets?

Yes! Jinkx the Romanian Rescue and Esther the Beagle.

What sports do you play/have you played?

I was an equestrian for most of my teenage years, but I wasn't sporty apart from that. I unfortunately had to stop due to grown up commitments. I was an English rider, specialising in showjumping and working hunter!

How tall are you?

5'2. Liddol. As tall as Aurora.

Favourite subject in school?

Ahhh... Probably history? In Scotland, the history curriculum is split into Scotland, UK, and the World, so you did a topic from each one of those. I always found the Scotland topics really boring though dksjsnsn

Dream job?

I don't really have one! I quite enjoy the job I do right now. I work in ecommerce customer service for a luxury clothing brand.

Aaaaa I'm terrible at tagging people so uhhhhh @purlty and @sphylor and @mxsinizter but there's no obligation to do it! I just love all your blogs!

#Ask games

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abyssalcunters · 1 year

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*clears throat* aaaaaaa I have only just worked up the courage to request a lil blurb of my fave lil bun kroos

ahem playing with herself,,,,

That is if you're still doing blurbs based off asks and stuff

ASKING FOR SMUT OF CHARACTERS ON THE INTERNET IS HARD BUT I REFUSE TO USE ANONYMOUS

>:33333333 kwoos (under a readmore bc it do be just jackin it)

Kroos didn’t often wake up alone.

Either she was with her girls, comfortably nestled between Fang and Beagle (the latter of whom was usually grinding on her half-consciously), or she was with any of her several “nap mates” from around the landship. (Blaze, when she was around, was a favourite- broad stature and running hot make for a cozy nap)

Point being. Kroos was used to having company, of one form or another, when she woke up. It made things easier. Having someone at her side to hold sleepy conversation made the waking up and staying up easier, and having the warm company of her girls made, well.

Kroos shifted at the thought, damp spot in her underwear cold against flushed skin.

It made certain other things easier too.

She let her mind linger on the thought as she snaked her hand under the sheets, dipping into her pajamas, sweat-damp from whatever hazy dream had worked her into this state. Shame Beags ain’t here, she mused, idly brushing her thumb over the wetness gathering at her tip, could do with her mouth on me about now.

The thought was enough to send a tremor rippling up her spine, familiar images of Beagle’s… eager style spiking heat through her gut as she jerked her hips up into her hand, wetness spreading with each hasty thrust.

She didn’t last long, bucking into her own slick fingers, hoodie hem clenched between her teeth as she whimpered and shook apart, mess thankfully confined to her now-drenched underwear and pajama pants.

After a moment of catching her breath, slowly relaxing orgasm-tense muscles, Kroos yawned, glancing at the time on her phone.

Mmm… They’ll be back faster if I take a nap.

Kroos rolled over, kicked her ruined panties and pajamas onto the floor, and fell back asleep.

>:3 you too may request women beat meat. send ask -> ?? -> sex cum

#arknights #fic #ahehe :3 #thanks for the req :3 i had fun with this one

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m0stlygh0st · 7 months

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... so I fell head first into Welcome Home and a rabbit popped out :0

This is my self insert/oc, Luna O'Hare! She's bilingual (she speaks Spanish!) and she's a cartographer! Whether she's mapping out the neighborhood or mapping the skies, she'll always find ya, friend!

... and yes i ship myself with the big guy with the bad jokes, don't worry about it >w>

#welcome home oc #welcome home self insert #self ship #self shipping #self insert #also I'm sorry for not posting anything for a hot minute I'm like??? 17 days out from getting married IRL and have been busy lmao #i'm still thinking of a shipname also forgive me lmao #buns and beagles

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survey--s · 8 months

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614.

Do you have a fan/air conditioning on right now? Nope - I'm actually sat under a blanket at the moment as it's weirdly cold considering it's only August. I guess we're nearly in September though - it just feels like we've barely had a summer this year.

When was the last time you sang along with a song? Which one was it? Earlier today when I was in the shower. It was "He Set Her Off" by Emily Ann Roberts.

Are you currently wearing any hair accessories? Which ones? I have my hair up in a messy bun, so I guess two hair elastics plus an Alice band thing to keep the wisps under control.

Have you ever wished you had a different name? Which name would you choose? I used to wish I was called Samantha for some reason, but nowadays I'm happy with my name, though I prefer my nickname.

Do you often press the wrong keys on the keyboard? No - that only really happens when I switch from Windows to Mac, or change machines completely.

Have you ever customised an item of clothing? What did you do to it? No, I'm not really creative enough to do anything like that.

When was the last time you got a splinter stuck in you? D: A few weeks ago at work. I think.

Do you prefer drawing or painting? Any particular reason why? Neither, to be quite honest. I don't mind colouring in with sharpies or whatever, though.

Are you saving up for anything right now? What? Just life in general, really. I don't really need anything specific. My savings tend to go on car maintenance/tyres, the odd day trip out and maybe something like a new laptop occasionally. I don't really want for much materialistically.

Are you any good at playing pinball? I haven't played since I was about eight, so I'm going to go with no.

Do you own any figurines? Of what? I have a beagle in a teacup that my mother-in-law got me a few years ago. It sits on our bookshelf. I don't really like that kind of thing as a rule but this one is cute and of course it's from family too.

If you have any siblings, how much rivalry is between you all? I don't have any siblings.

When did you last have itchy eyes? A couple of days ago.

If forced to go camping, would you rather sleep in a tent or a caravan? Caravan. I have absolutely no desire to ever spend any time in a tent.

Is it dark outside right now? No, but it's weirdly grey and miserable for 1.30pm in August.

How often do you get jealous of other people? What is it usually about? I get envious of people with properly nice houses that don't need work doing to them lol. Also people whose dogs don't have separation anxiety -_-

Do you prefer framed photos or just sticking photos straight onto walls? Framed ones.

What’s your favourite type of cake? Either lemon drizzle, coffee & walnut or carrot cake. Or cheesecake, if that counts - not the baked kind though.

Have you ever woken up from a dream and believed it to have been real? Yeah, for a split second while I regain consciousness.

When was the last time you brushed your teeth? Before my shower this morning, so about four hours ago.

How tired are you right now? Not very.

When was the last time you had an argument with someone? What was it about? I don't remember the last time I argued with anyone.

If there’s a bug in your room, can you sleep or do you need to get it out? It depends on the bug. Flies or moths are fine, but spiders are a big no and I need them OUT lol.

How long have you gone without sleep? Ever? 48+ hours. But it's been about six hours since I woke up.

Can you drive yet? How good are you at it? Yeah, I'm a decent enough driver on our local roads but I wouldn't say I was a very confident driver.

Do you prefer travelling alone or with people? It depends where I'm going.

Did you listen to the radio today? No.

What was the last baby animal you saw? Simba our kitten. He's asleep right next to me at the moment.

Generally speaking, is it warmer or colder in your house than outside? Cooler, unless we have the heating on or the fire lit. It's lovely in here in summer but in winter it's bloody freezing.

When was the last time you threw up? Probably when I had that horrendous virus thing back in February. I barely made it out of bed for three days.

Do you give people high fives or hugs more often? Hugs.

Have you ever tie-dyed something? Yeah, we did it in art class once.

Name something you thought was cool when you were younger but don’t now: Baggy jeans.

How long does it usually take you to get to sleep? 10-15 minutes. It's staying asleep that's more of a problem for me.

When did you last get a papercut? I have no idea.

Which do you prefer: Blackboards or whiteboards? Blackboards look cute but whiteboards are easier to write on.

What sort of things do you have bookmarked in your internet browser? Nothing.

Are / were you spoilt? Would others agree or disagree with you? I don't know. I guess I was in the sense that I had a private education and never wanted for anything materially - we had a nice house and I had my own room and lots of toys, but I like to think that I didn't end up as some kind spoilt brat because of it.

What are you wearing right now? Leggings and a tunic top.

What was the last book you read? I don't remember, I haven't read a book in ages.

#survey #surveys

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matildazq · 3 months

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Chicago has reached the bipolar phase of its winter where it tries to kill us all by snowing, then getting outrageously cold, then snowing again before the temperature rises to just a teensy bit above freezing, then drops again. So the streets and sidewalks are deathtraps, but the Danger Beagle laughs in the face of peril. She still wants her 6+-mile walk everyday. So I have these yaktrax things that help at least a little with not dying of the sidewalk bashing in my occipital. They are a sort of rubber frame that, in theory, stretches around the outline of the sole of one's shoe. Except my winter boots are for dudes, because I have not found a pair for women that are not absurd in prioritizing look over functionality (see above re: mandatory 6+-mile Danger Beagling daily). I bought the yaktrax for my dainty lady feet shoes, though, and my boots are, of necessity, rather too big for my feet. The result is that he yaktrax seem to want to escape. Yesterday, I lost one and the Spousal Unit graciously hunted it down. Today, I suddenly realized outside the dog park that I had lost both. I was going to write them off, but I was pretty sure it had only been a short while since I lost them. An apparent digression: Lately, I have been re-listening to all of "Sparks Nevada: Marshal on Mars" in order. I am out of the Pod F. Tompkast, Spontaneanation, Stay F. Homekins, and The Neighborhood Listen. I am out of Craig's List and Settling the Score. Danger Beagling consumes a LOT of podcasts, friends. So, Sparks it has been, and I have this to say: —Goddamn if that theme song is not a jolt of endorphins every single time —Sara Watkins' POW! is still the POW! to beat —I can't believe I'd forgotten how straight @paulftompkins plays it when he sings the theme song when the Jupiter Spy is Sparks —I can't believe I'd forgotten how he then utterly destroys MEJ when the Jupiter Spy is Croach and MEJ is just trying to get through the song. ANYHOODLES. Despite my LIMITED HUMAN SENSES, and my life-long urban dwelling, I was inspired NOT to surrender to the loss of my yaktrax, because there's crunchy, crunchy snow all over, so I was leaving two sets of footprints (no, Jesus does not come into this), and I was reasonably sure that the tall weeds (Danger Beagle loves the tall weeds—she once flushed a Bun and a Barn Cat in rapid succession and she will NEVER FORGET) immediately next to the off-leash part of the dog park was the most likely place for them to have been yanked off.

Reader, I tracked those yaktrax. Praise Nanotech.

#thrilling adventure hour #Sparks Nevada: Marshal on Mars #Paul F. Tomkins #Marc Evan Jackson #Mark Gagliardi #Sara Watkins #Ben Acker #Ben Blacker

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league1news · 10 months

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Meghan Markle At Farmers Market With Dog: Photos – League1News

Meghan Markle was spotted at the Montecito Farmers Market with one of her beloved beagles. The actress turned royal, 41, kept a low profile as she sported a comfortable pair of black flip flops with a camel toned midi dress and a white linen shirt over top on Friday, July 14. Meghan accessorized with a large straw tote bag and aviator style sunglasses, keeping her hair back in a casual bun in the…

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queenofcandynsoda · 1 year

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Sol Fertilis OC: Marquita Sapienti

Marquita Sapienti

“Teenagers’ minds are scrambled. They have entered a stage of losing their childhood innocence and gaining a cruel, rebellious, and harmful mindset. I am here to make sure that they are put in their place.”

Name: Marquita Sapienti

Title: Great-Grandma, Great-Grandma Sapienti, Headmistress Sapienti (formerly), Matron Sapienti (formerly)

Alias: Great-Grandma Cruel, Great-Grandma Tea, Teen Beater, Psycho Bitch, Scarred Crone, Aunt Marquita (sarcastic)

Age: 49

Birthday: July 5th

Relatives:Mesochris Sapienti (Gamma Plus husband, age 47), Natalia Servello (Gamma Plus daughter, married, age 22), Gioconda Sapienti (Delta Plus daughter, age 19), Semut Sapienti (Gamma Plus son, age 14), Romero Sapienti (Delta Plus son, age 10), Mosi Sapienti (Gamma Plus daughter, age 6), Fulvio Servello (Delta Plus son-in-law, age 23), Flaviano Servello (Delta Plus grandson, six months old), Delos (pet beagle)

Rank: Delta Plus

Sex: Female

Household: Sapienti Household

Occupation: Great-Grandma, Tamer, Trainer, Teacher, Midwife, Junior Safety Patrol (Pre-Sol Fertilis, pre-attack), Amazonian/Peace officer (Pre-Sol Fertilis, post-attack), Tracker (During the Rosario Crisis), Headmistress for the Gioventù in Difficoltà Camp (During Rank Creation), Military Matron (WWIII), Granny (Post-WWIII)

Residence: Alexandria, East-Southeast, Mediterranea

Appearance: Marquita is a woman in her late 40s of mixed descent of Afro-Cuban American, from her US service member father, and Ethiopian-Italian, from her mother. She has dark skin and back-length, wavy black hair with brown eyes. Her face, while appearing youthful, is heavily scarred due to a violent attack when she was twelve. She has forest green lipstick, which has become iconic for her. She also has a dark green wedding ring. She is often seen with a sugary sweet smile.

As the Great-Grandma, Marquita wears a modest emerald green military dress with dark green buttons. She has a pair of dark green leather boots. She also wears a dark green halo hat. Her Sam Browne belt is dark green. There is a cattle prod, a crop, and a phone on it. She has a shawl whenever she’s outside.

As a Tamer, Marquita wears the high-ranking Tamer uniform. It consists of a military jacket and modest pants with black combat boots and gloves. Unlike lower-ranking tamers, who wear a standard duty belt, she still has her Sam Browne belt. On it, there are several attachments for a cattle prod, a small radio, a tranquilizer gun, a retractable ketch-all pole, a signal beacon, mace, a flashlight, three pairs of disposable gloves, a small first aid kit, and a small utility knife. Her hair is put into a bun with an emerald green military patrol kepi hat, which is a sign of her status.

For formal and ceremonial events, she wears a fern green modest gown dress and cloak. She also wears an emerald green peach basket hat, opera gloves, and a pair of low-heeled shoes. She has a pearl necklace with an emerald, a pair of pearl earrings, and a brooch.

As casual, she wears an emerald green modest shirt dress, a pair of loafers, and a pair of green earrings. Since she has yet to turn fifty, she is not allowed to wear clothes in the shade of Paris Green, which is reserved for Elders.

Skills: Marquita has acquitted many skills in her role of Great-Grandma, one of the highest roles that a female Delta Plus could have.

Combat: She has been trained by her father to fight in the forms of baile de maní and combative. She is highly skilled in those, especially after recovering from the Le Croci ambush.

Flexibility: She is extremely agile and able to dodge incoming objects with ease.

Interrogation: Marquita, since her early years, is very talented when it comes to interrogation. Instead of using a harsh response, she uses gentleness to break down resistance. This is more effective and prevents false confessions.

Midwifery: Despite being a Delta Plus, Marquita has learned how to deliver a child with very little issue.

Motorcycle: Marquita can ride a military-grade motorcycle without issue.

Teaching: She has amazing teaching skills for primary and secondary school students.

Tracking: She has incredible tracking skills, able to track one’s scent from hundreds of miles away.

Personality: Marquita is a strict disciplinarian who praised obedience and conformity. She is very strict and harsh when it comes to teenagers as she believes that they have the discipline to prevent them from committing horrid crimes later on, as per the Codice dell'Adolescenza. Despite her harsh nature, she is neither cruel nor sadistic. She stated that she has shown “tough love” and a “firm hand”. While she has a disdain for teenagers, she has more hatred for child abusers as she will make sure they suffer a painful death or suffer in the Fields. In special cases, she would either have the accused in brutal Barbarian fights where they have a low chance of survival or get executed by teenage Alphas and Deltas to show how it is their responsibility to ensure the safety of other ranks. She often has a calm and sweet demeanor towards children and the elderly despite the brutal scars on her face. Marquita has little issue with when they can frolic. She understands that sometimes, people MAY have to bend the rules a bit to help others. When she interrogates people, she approaches them with kindness instead of harshness. This is meant to create a sense of security and allows the suspect to be more open. She even brought in tea, milk, and cookies to get them to trust her. She has a habit of overworking herself, even when she was pregnant or has recently given birth. This

Likes: Marzipan, Children, Her family, Barbajada, Having authority, Board games, Beagles, Barbarian Fights, Minor Textile Arts

Dislikes: Teenagers, Child Abusers, Rapists, Youth Crime, Chaos, Drugs, Over-indulgence/ Gluttony, Extreme Desire/ Lust, People who abused their authority

About: Marquita is a Delta Plus woman who has the high position of Great-Grandma, a title of disciplinary actions, management of youth, and untamed pups. She earned the title achieved by the time she was in her 20s. She was born in Rome, Italy. She is a military brat as her Delta father was a US serviceman, who married a Gamma woman. Due to the Great Economic Collapse, her mother had to work two jobs and her father had to help with crop production. In order to keep her busy, her father signed her up as a Junior Safety Patrol at age 10, an American-based volunteer program for guiding children and the elderly to their places of destination. While working there, she met a fellow patrol named Lidia Pavia. The two became fast friends. While it started as a safe and fun program, it soon became dangerous when youth gangs started to become more violent. Marquita and Lidia had to use abandoned ketch-all to fight them off, especially when they had to protect the elderly from harassment. The youth gangs were named Le Croci, L'equipaggio del Rasoio, and Le Vipere Elettriche. One day, when Marquita and Lidia were riding their bicycles to patrol, they were ambushed by twelve members of Le Croci, who was the most violent youth gang in Rome. The reasons for this attack were revenge and a rumor that the two girls were getting paid. The beating was so brutal that Marquita was left with facial scars and a cracked skull and Lidia died shortly after. This incident caused Marquita to have an immense dislike of teenagers whom she viewed as “corrupted”. When the PNP heard about the assault, they created a program to combat youth violence. One of them, Fiammetta Berardi, visited Marquita frequently and helped her recover from her injuries. The older woman recruited her to be a member of the Amazons, an all-woman neighborhood watch organization. Marquita was able to fetch off many teen criminals and brought them to the police department. This caused many PNP party members to have a keen interest in her, allowing her to appear in many campaign events and speak on youth crime reform. This led to the early form of Codice dell'Adolescenza, a system of how to manage and curb violent adolescent behavior. Shortly after the elections, Cezar Rosario’s wife, Lillemore, was assassinated by a supporter of the Sovereign Defiance Coalition. Marquita was hired to help track down the assassin and SDC members as a part of Operation Wrath of Mars Sol. She successfully tracked them down in hidden locations, some hundreds of miles away. To the surprise of Mason Gleeson, who was a counterintelligence officer, Marquita has shown unorthodox skills when it comes to interrogation, showing a “motherly” and “heartwarming” tone to give the suspect guilt, breaking their will, and a false sense of security. This allows the officers to gain more information, helping to lead to the end of the Rosario Crisis. When the Rank Creation Laws became active, Marquita was fifteen years old. Due to her teaching abilities and prior will-breaking skills, she was assigned to be the Headmistress of a Camp, which is a place where children and teenagers from Orange and Red families are taken to, known as Gioventù in Difficoltà. Marquita was very hesitant to do it since it was full of teenagers but she was encouraged by Fiammetta to follow the Codice dell'Adolescenza. At first, the teenagers refused to give her any respect, even getting physical with her. The young woman decided to get a cattle prod and called in a group of young women, whom she referred to as “Nieces”. She used a “firm hand” and a new version of the Codice dell'Adolescenza, which is split into five versions now. As the Headmistress, Marquita used her sugary-sweet personality to create a system of distrust when gang members turn against each other for extra food and rewards. Then, she used brutal and public punishments to break the offender’s will while scaring the other teenagers. It became successful when the teenagers started to stop resisting conditioning and accept the early Sol Fertilis ideology. Gioventù in Difficoltà has become known to have a zero percent escape and fatality rate, causing other camps to adopt her methods. When World War III broke out, Marquita was still the headmistress of the camp until the teenagers were “calmed” enough for her to give the job to someone else. She became a Matron for the Sol Fertilis Army, which is the head of nursing. While dealing with soldiers’ injuries, she also helped civilians as well. In the later parts of the war, she is the one to help young refugees, child soldiers, and trafficked children out of the war and into recovery. Once the war is over, Marquita meets a young man named Mesochris Bazzi, a Gamma Plus whose father works in a sweets shop that specializes in marzipan. The pair started a relationship and got married months later. Because of her talents, recognition, and conditioning skills, Marquita is appointed as Great-Grandma, the highest title for a female Delta Plus available. She worked with several Ministries and their Departments, such as Academia, Counterintelligence, Droughers, Marriage & Family, Information, Youth, Leisure, Justice, Foreign Affairs, Industry, and Interior. Her fearsome reputation has reached worldwide with some teenagers being afraid of what she could do while others want to see what would happen if they provoked her enough.

Sapienti’s Law- A Sol Fertilian adage that is typically known as; “Malice kindness will lead to strong control” or “True power comes from suffocating mercy”.

#Sol Fertilis #oc #sol fertilis oc #Deltas #delta plus #omegaverse au #dystopian omegaverse #omegaverse #dystopia #dystopic #dystopian #Marquita Sapienti

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happy 1 year to my government!au fic lol . can’t believe ive been Thinking Incessantly about this thing for a whole year .

i am saying this out loud where people can see it bc a) aint nobody else going to be proud of me about it so im proud of me about it. b) 2nd worst year of my life so far & i’m still kicking & swearing so it feels a little bit good to see the milestone happen.

anyway it’s been disgustingly difficult to work in character descriptions in a way that doesn’t sound like enoby dark’ness dementia raven way so to celebrate 1 whole year of fic writing here’s the background info on my ocs:

90% of this will never, ever be mentioned in the fic. like it’s all superfluous info to everyone who isn’t me. but here we go lol

amos amsbury: middle tier pegasus knight, black, fire emblem lordship blue hair in very close curls kept short. no jewellery to comply with the pegasus corps guidelines, but wears little pearl earrings on his off-days. knits all his own jumpers. allergic to shellfish. looks complacent only in relief of bunny & clara, but equally as ridiculous. he has 4 siblings - 3 older sisters & a younger brother. very close to his grandparents growing up, totally his grandma’s favourite child as he likes the same music as his late grandfather & she taught him how to knit/fibercraft. his family live 1hr30 ~ from the capital, but due to working ridiculous hours, he doesn’t see them very often. wanted to work with (winged)horses from childhood. has made knitted blankets for sister 2′s children but is making a quilt for sister 1′s new kid.

benjamin ‘bunny’ bunbury: the Prime Minister’s office assistant, tanned & covered in freckles, rib-length rose-colour curly hair he keeps in a half-ponytail or a bun with quills stuck in it. punctuated by gold jewellery (he’s fond of brooches and asymetrical earrings). dresses like a victorian dandy with a rolodex of embroidered waistcoats. ridiculous sweet tooth. disgustingly upbeat & very much a morning person, to the chagrin of the other 2. his mother was one of dorothea’s close friends from the mittlefrank who died in the war. one of the conductors and his wife stepped in to raise him & dorothea felt an obligation to act as his godmother. she used to take him for ice cream at the port in enbarr. can’t actually cook food worthy of the name. went in for the heron cup at GM but came 2nd place.

clara chasuble: office assistant to minister von vestra, paler than parchment, deep purple hair - shoulder length, a bit limp, full fringe. wears glasses (shocking eyesight) with thin metal frames - squished rectangle shape. fastidiously wears matching silver stud earrings. wears office formal like its a school uniform - tie, trousers, blazer. lactose intollerant. makes homemade fudge with almond milk once a year (or bunny would not leave her flat ever). the one most likely to consider the consquences of actions, but not in a way that prevents her from being as equally ridiculous as the other two. she has 2 mums & 3 younger siblings under 10 y/o that she’s not particularly close with bc her mums won’t talk about the war inside the house. her family live south of enbarr proper, close to the port. earned an academic merit scholarship that would pay half her accomodation bill at GM, which is why she could reasonably affort to go. deputy head student of the beagle house in her cohort.

if the hair colours didn’t tip u off, they’re all bisexual (icons). and they’re hurtling towards a politically allegorical polyam triad. first and foremost they are shakespearian gravediggers before they are characters. to be in love with each other is the point of them. to be burdened with inglorious metaphors is the other point of them all. they’re supposed to reflect the relationships/foreign policies between each nation in fodlan: clara is supposed to mirror faerghus, bunny for leicester, amos for adrestia. the second point of them is to make ferdinand and hubert look ridiculous for hiring younger versions of themselves/their best friends, depending which way you want to look at it. i have a ridiculous amount of backstory for what are, ostensibly, political allegories. i think its all very funny. i am putting my intentions here just for posterity because it’s been a year & i’ve literally been planning endgame oc triad from ch4 and good god. i had to say it out loud.

where bunny & clara are effectively the derrivative of ferdinand-dorothea and hubert-edelgard, amos is the same blend of character traits from sumia and chrom fire emblem awaking. i deal *only* in references and intertextuality hahaha

#birb says what //#red tape!au #not to have emotions where people can see them but literally this fic has been so much fun to me #anyywayy here's the oc lore drop absolutely no one asked about #i have more to say but like god i need to get back to my actual work so badly #im aware my fic is not actually as good as it is in my head but i swear to god. i'll make it so. eventually. maybe by this time next year.

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