#burned out cookie

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

OMG SAW UR ASKS WERE OPEN AND I RAN SO FAST HFJDJSBS

Anyways ok so imagine *trips over my own feet* imagine uhm baking cookies *stumbling* baking cookies with Lilia:3

No pressure ofc! I hope u will enjoy writing this if u do! And make sure to drink after and take care of urself!

Flour Belongs In The Cookies; Lilia Vanrouge

Content; Gender-neutral reader, fluff, some pining

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; Cloudy, you do know how bad his cooking is, right? Besides that, I hope you enjoy what I did with this little prompt!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

You knew full well going into this that Lilia … wasn’t the best person to leave around food. Well, you didn’t know to the full extent how ‘bad’, ‘revolting’, and ‘utterly cursed’ he was according to his dormmates (and adoptive family? Still trying to wrap your head around that one, to be honest). 

Yet, as you were both adding ingredients to the batch of cookies you were making, he had done nothing to tamper with the recipe or mess up by accident. Perhaps Silver, Sebek and Malleus were just overexaggerating it? Lilia has been completely fine, a great helper even! 

“So,” you cleared your throat, breaking the quiet (which was both comfortable yet awkward). “Why did you want to bake cookies with me? Not that I mind, just curious is all.”

Lilia looked up from the wet and dry ingredients he was combining and offered you a cheeky smile with a wink. “Hmm, do I need a reason to do so,” he breathed with a silent chuckle, sneaking some of the raw dough into his mouth.

You tutted, taking the bowl away from him. “I don’t need you getting sick from eating that now–”

But your attempt at lecturing was silenced by a small puff of flour being slapped gently on your cheek; a white handprint now on it. “RUDE!”

Lilia was having a good old laugh, from either getting flour on you, the shocked expression on your face, or a combination of the two (knowing him, it was bound to be the last one). He was actually getting pink in the face because of it; was he even taking breaks from laughing to breathe???

“Ah, lighten up! Plus,” he paused and covered your hand in flour and gently slapped it on his cheek, “there, we match now.” 

His magenta eyes were twinkling with mischief and you found yourself gently shaking your head and chuckling. Sighing, you picked up some flour with your hands and made it look like you were just going to cover the countertop with it, but you swerved, and slapped it into Lilia’s hair.

Lilia coughed, and rubbed at his eyes, trying to get the flour out of his eyes, but once he opened them again, you were gone. So we’re playing games now? But he just wheezed in delight and gave chase, a cup full of flour on hand so he could repay the favour. After all, since you both had matching handprints on your cheeks, you deserved to be bestowed some flour on your head.

“And here you were saying it was rude of me for that first move,” he called out into the dorm. They couldn’t have gotten far now.

He heard the curtains ruffle, and he floated over, not making a sound.

Peaking oh so carefully behind the curtains, he spotted you, silently giggling to yourself. And that’s when he made his move.

“Found you!~” And he sprinkled the flour over your head; much more gently than you did to him.

You groaned, knowing it would take a bit to get the flour out from everything… but the way Lilia floated overhead made it look like he was sprinkling snow… was he always this pretty? Even with him covered in flour, you still felt your heart flutter.

You mentally slapped your cheeks though, and got yourself up. 

“Guess you did… but that was fun,” you chuckled, dusting yourself off to the best of your ability.

The moment though was ruined by your smoke alarm going off; it was a wonder that those even worked, but hey, at least they worked.

Rushing to the kitchen, you opened up the oven to have a mass of black smoke smelling of burnt food of some sort enveloping the both of you.

“What happened?!” You coughed out, trying to open up the windows and doors to let out the smoke.

Lilia grimaced, “Ah… perhaps I set the oven too high.”

And even though you had fun making the now coal-like cookies, perhaps store-bought would have been better…

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Tags; @afunkyfreshblog @eynnwwyjth @identity-theft-101 @ithseem @lucid-stories @ryker-writes @twistwonderlanddevotee @xxoomiii

#twst #twst x reader #twst x gender neutral reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #lilia vanrouge #lilia vanrouge x reader #lilia vanrouge x gn reader #just be happy the cookies burned and that you didn't have to eat them cuz he definitely messed with them when you ran #also enjoy getting flour out of the floorboards <3 #how tf did i write this in under an hour??? #cloudy! #cloudy do not trust this man's cooking PLEASE #lilia is a little shit and i love that for him

[trustymikh]

where is my beach episode

#i forgot fae's wings and i apologize #let's pretend he just folded them perfectly to be out of sight #anyway they both need to stay in shade #lily is pale\albino and burns to a crisp #and Fae isn't used to direct sunlight as his land is always covered in fog or mist #mik draws #elderlily #faelily #elder faerie cookie #white lily cookie #crk #cookie run fanart #cookie run kingdom #white lily crk #elder faerie crk #digital art #drawing #digital drawing

[groovyfrog420]

more of them. she packed him lunch for the road

(I have like 2-3 more comics planned we'll see how much I can get onto paper before I run out of steam)

previous comic

#once again not meant as romantic just silly besties #but if you want it to be then go for it idc #shadow milk cookie #cherry blossom cookie #shadow milk #shadow milk crk #shadow milk fanart #cherry blossom cookie fanart #Cherry Blossom calls everyone “darling” or “dear” #(shadowvanilla shippers I havent forgotten about you! #just taking a somewhat-break so I dont burn myself out :>) #(the promised arts I still comming I keep my word)

[pinkvaquita]

Do you think Shadow Milk tried to fight back the corruption? That he slowly watched his beloved friends get consumed in hate and chaos, doing everything he could to stop it from spreading?

That he suffered when Eternal Sugar tried to lure him into leaving his labors? With Silent Salt ignoring his questions? With Burning Spice destroying his work and forcing him to star again? With Mistic Flour not caring about any of his ideas to help? Do you think he spend days and nights, investigating through books and old documents in search for a solution? Not sleeping, eating or letting anyone stop him from his objective that was saving them? Do you think he bursted in anger everytime someone dared to interrupt him or distract him? Do you think he begged the witches for help? They were gods to any cookie, and Shadow Milk probably was thinking that maybe there was something they could do to save the slowly falling souls of his friends. Do you think his heart broked when the witches decided the best course of action was to just impriosion them if things went worst? That he refused, and search harder and harder for a solution that wasn't that? Do you think that maybe he messed with something he shoudn't have?... maybe playing to much with dark magic wasn't such a good idea. Maybe he started to practice it, to learn it from end to start and do anything as a way of practice. Do you think he had burnout from studying so much? That he tried to distract himself, but ended up just more irritated because of the cookies asking for his aid, and his friends just loosing themselves more into it? Do you think his lies started by making the others blame eachother for their problems even if it wasn't true, just so they would leave him alone? Do you think that he found some twisted joy in seeing them fight and lost in lies? That he did it again and again, just to finally take a break from all the tiredness and boredoom of the books? Do you think that Shadow Milk tried to fight back when he saw themselve in the mirror, his hands with jam splatered from some poor victim from his tricks? Or that he just smiled even more at the joy and adrenaline it bringed to him? Do you think he fighted back? Or that he slowly let him self also fall?

#Idk what did i did #this was supposed to be a small random hc but HOLY SHIT #anyways. feast and this shadow milk angst #his corruption was the result from the biggest burn out in history of cookiekinf #shadow milk cookie #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #cr kingdom

[snail-noodle]

PLEASE BURNING SPICE COOKIE!! ONE CHANCE!!! 😵‍💫💖💖💕💖💕

also look!! The ring!! Also holy moly do they have scars? Are those scars or just markings??? (Please devsisters let them be scars)

credit to @ECHO_HOHOHH on twitter!

#i need them so badlyyyy #burning spice is the one im excited to meet out of the rest of the beasts (first one having been shadow milk) #burning spice cookie #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk

[j-restlessgeek]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, we are done, first and so far only batch of käärijä and häärijä cookies :3

Big thanks to @nyx-aira who gave me advice and the idea :3. They are so cute.

I will clean up the edges once they have fully dried :3. I had so much fun making them and for a first time everything am very happy and proud. :3

#am really happy how these turned out :3 #we sadly lost two cookies to me burning them and one to breaking #käärijä #häärijä #käärijä cookies

[lilacthebooklover]

fallen hero headcanons & theorising my beloved

#1800 words in #and there's not even any dialogue yet #eternal sugar's just too fun too write #eternal sugar cookie #eternal sugar crk #idk about you guys #but i'm an “internal monologue until the character decides to speak” sort of writer #shadow milk crk #shadow milk cookie #fallen heroes #crk fallen heroes #crk fanfic #burning spice cookie #burning spice crk #silent salt cookie #silent salt crk #mystic flour cookie #mystic flour crk #beast yeast #cr kingdom #pure vanilla crk #pure vanilla cookie #crk theory #crk headcanons #i love giving the beasts personalities & backstories #even if this all turns out to be wildly wrong #i am having a blast #they should've hired me for the writing team smh

[cookierunauprompts]

Shadow Milk being gone for days on end and the other fallen ancient cookies wondering where he is. And the moment he comes back, Shadow Milk doesn't say anything about it.

So one day, they just follow him curiously. Into an abandoned place that was probably one of GBC's workshop at some point and follow him into the toybox where surprise, he's been with Goldie this entire time.

kinda just followed the first part with pre-corrupted ancients cause it kinda goes against the GBC canon that the other fallen ancients find out where the toy-box is.

Requested Prompts #39 - 💔

In hindsight, maybe he should have made a better excuse before he left to go check up on Golden Butter Cookie three days ago. Maybe it would have spared him from Silent Salt and Mystic Flour's suspicious gaze, and Eternal Sugar's concerned one. All three were feeling the same emotions, it's just that suspicion won out for Mystic Flour and Silent Salt. " Look, it's not something the rest of you need to worry about, okay?" He attempted to excuse himself, " Plus, I have things to attend to right now so if you could just-" " Is this about Golden Butter Cookie?" Eternal Sugar speaks up, causing him to freeze up. She takes that as being right on the money. Damn, curse her for being so in-tuned to the feelings of others. " it-" He pauses, turning away. " It's none of your business, why do you care anyways?" " Shadow Milk, she wasn't just your friend." Silent Salt begins, speaking up for the first time in this conversation. " She was dear to us all." He bites his tongue. " Shadow Milk, listen to us. You can't keep running away to pursue your own grief." Mystic Flour reasons, " You have to accept that she's gone, we spent at least ten years looking for her and she never turned up. Your cookies need you, just as they need the rest of us." " I know." He lies, it feels bittersweet to do so. And it seems like that's enough for them to leave him alone, he retreats back to the Spire of Knowledge immediately afterwards. He stood in his study, almost despondent to the world around him as he looks into the mirror. Briefly, he moves his hair out of his eye to reveal it's blacked out... whatever you'd call the white stuff that's usually white around cookie's eyes. He still can't believe that he tapped into dark magic just to find Goldie, but it would have been impossible to do otherwise... right?

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #cookie run au #cr kingdom #shadow milk cookie #cookie run au prompts #beast yeast #golden butter cookie tag #she doesn't make an appearance but she is mentioned #mystic flour cookie #eternal sugar cookie #silent salt cookie #burning spice doesn't make an appearance because he was out doing things. what things? i dunno

[i-am-dumb]

if you were to give every fallen hero/beast a unique speech quirk each, deltarune style. what would they be?

Oh this is a good one.

Shadow Milk obvously gets Jevil, but Roullx could also work.

Eternal Sugar could get Queen maybe?

Burning Spice gets Susie.

Mystiv Flour gets Swatch.

And last but not least Silent Salt gets Kris.

#cookie run kingdom #shadow milk cookie #eternal sugar cookie #mystic flour cookie #burning spice cookie #red spice cookie #silent salt cookie #not tagging this as deltarune #did this mostly based on my *predictions* about their personality so it may be just flat out wrong

[girlwithakiwi]

OH!

It’s fucking burnout.

#me trying for the past two months to figure out why i can’t write for shit #it’s burnout! my creative energy has been burned to cinders by stress from my job! #i realized i haven’t been sleeping well or writing or painting or doing any baking things more extravagant than pb cookies #any energy i have after i get off from work goes entirely to my kids #what a fun thing to realize! #i have switched positions at work though #so hopefully my days aren’t just full of me trying to find receipts while my coworkers gaslight me

[martyrbat]

its so funny recognizing yourself in your parents and by funny i mean im going to be sick

#i hate my mother. i love my mother. i will always be her child. i will always be a stranger. i hate my mother. i love my mother. #like same woman who points a gun at me on the regular and mocked and laminated my suicide note when i was a kid to pass out at a family bbq #and the same reason i have such bad body image issues and chemical scars and burns. #but also. thats my mother. its the same woman who married a stranger because her two kids were homeless under a bridge after #my bio dad stole her car. its the same woman who held my hair back when i was sick as a child. who made cookies when i was depressed. #its the same woman who i had to talk down because she wanted to kill herself before she hit me and called me weak. #i miss my mother. i dont know if i ever had a mother. i love her. i need to move and never be around her. #its so difficult when you KNOW she has mental illness that runs in the family too. i know what impacts her behavior and how alike we are. #i know its not an excuse for the consistent abuse she still puts me through. i know this. i know i shouldn't feel guilty for my feelings. #i dont know what my feelings are. #i hate my mother to the point ive tried to kill myself to not be around her. i love her more than anyone else. #when your mother is a prophecy of all you might be as youre a reflection of all she could have been *family guy death pose.jpeg* #anyways. sorry for the rant heehee i am normal and going to bed before i craw out my skin and into some yellow wallpaper ^_^

[cannonfullofcanons]

Albert Wesker arrived at Umbrella’s training facility when he was quite young, already cool, calm, and fully collected. There was no bright-eyed boy to be found in him, no childlike wonder at working with those he claimed to respect. Only commitment to his task at hand; utter brilliance, and determination to see things through to the end. He took to the work like a moth to flame, ascending rapidly above other new researchers, except for one: William Birkin, a man Albert initially found...detestable.

Wesker’s mind functions more on a psychopathic wavelength. If he feels anything for anyone, it is severely numbed, and he finds such feelings trivial in the first place. He felt no need for strong emotional attachments; it served as a distraction, something that would sideline his work. An annoyance, at worst. Though this stunted his social life when he was young, he learned to emulate certain feelings, to blend in. His mental state made it much easier to learn, as he could remove all distraction, but he had never felt a true bond with anyone. But William remains the sole individual to overcome that barrier. Though Wesker initially considered him a contemptible man, shallow and cowardly, his rivaly with William quickly became a bond. William was the only one in that damned building who could match his intellect. The only one he could carry in-depth conversations with regarding the viruses, without losing him in confusion. The only one who could match his ambition. And he quickly found William to be the only one who truly could supercede him. So he proposed they work together - an alliance of convenience, at least at first. Wesker never expected to find a long time friend in William.

Their combined efforts were beyond beneficial. Even Spencer had taken notice, as time rolled on. Wesker was ever so diligent in his work, particular about every detail; more than once he had lectured higher-level staff about taking risky shortcuts, as it would lead to instability in the final product. “What is the point of doing it if you will not do it right?” That was his question for them, one that earned him the ire of lazier staff. For Wesker was a perfectionist in his work, especially with bioweapons. In time, the order came down for them to start officially working together, dropping the facade of rivalry - preceeded swiftly by the termination of Dr. James Marcus. By then, he had long been a senior researcher, strongly influencing the bioweapon projects at Umbrella. His cold, unapproachable demeanor did him credit, more easily intimidated staff would listen to him without question.

In truth? Wesker never cared about Marcus. Nor about Spencer. To him, they were tools. Pawns of his game, elevating him over time. His true interest was in their work. The viruses he helped to develop. He played them like a fiddle, manipulation becoming among the greatest of his talents. He felt nothing when watching Marcus die, writhing pathetically on the ground - except perhaps...amusement. Yes, he did find Marcus’s position somewhat funny, in the moment. He stayed at William’s side thereafter, officially or not - aiding him in his work, making suggestions if William were ever stumped. Running distraction if William had something to hide. Finding, rather quickly...he actually cared about the man. It was a new feeling, and completely alien to Wesker. He loathed it, and yet...it comforted him. He had absolutely no idea what to make of it.

It was as he was struggling with this revelation that he left the company. The Tyrant project, the core of his interest, had hit a snag, and was stalling. His next stop was the United States Army, where he worked as a stealth operative for a time. He gained special tactics training, extensive training with firearms and close quarters combat - and this was much to his benefit when he was discharged, and recruited to S.T.A.R.S.. The new plant at the Raccoon P.D., Brian Irons, was forming a special tactics unit, and he wanted Albert Wesker to head it. The Special Tactics and Rescue Service. Wesker almost found it laughable. But he accepted the position regardless, and soon came to care for STARS as well - in a twisted way.

STARS, to Wesker, was naught but more pawns in his little game of chess. The leadership position gave him more room to do what he wanted, and free days were oft spent with William in the labs, getting updates and helping him with whatever was needed. Even then, although no longer officially in Umbrella’s employ, he still occasionally reported to Spencer and could access the labs. There was a four-month period, in 1997, when he distanced from William; STARS began to occupy more of his time, but he kept in touch digitally. He continued to support his friend at the company. But that was to change in July of 1998 - when his precious STARS unit would meet its end, at the behest of its own Captain. Wesker used them for bioweapon testing data, in a moment of convenience, as the virus had leaked in the Arklay Mountains. He did so almost giddily. He found great amusement in the work, and was fully open with William about his plans when the time came; he expected to meet up with William in the aftermath, especially with the virus William gave him, to preserve his life.

And that he did. He survived impalement by the Tyrant, though, much to his fury, failed to recover the combat data - nor Umbrella’s virus data. His betrayal bore no fruit. He returned to William some days later, now superhuman in body, but just the same as he was before in mind. The virus bonded with his DNA, stabilizing it in the process. He would not die that dark dreary night in Arklay. He spent whatever time he could with the Birkins, but had to be much more careful about it, as a dead man visiting was nothing to scoff at; he avoided public appearances whenever possible. Instead, he became a contact between the new company he worked for, and their spies in the field - one being Ada Wong. The company made plans to steal William’s research, and Wesker acted as the go-between -- initially, he had the full intention of sabotaging them. He only heard about the incident after it had occurred, through Umbrella’s channels he had tapped into. Spying on the company, just like before. He heard that HUNK had been sent in to retrieve the G-Virus sample - and that William Birkin had been terminated. This sent him spiraling into a rage, ready to enter that city and wipe out the team himself, though this did not happen. He didn’t run to Raccoon City to find his now-mutated friend. He knew better; dead or mutated, there was no returning. Instead, he did as instructed, having Ada retrieve the sample. Soon after, Wesker created a copy of William’s work, which he intended to continue, in the memory of his friend.

William’s death took a heavy toll on him. When around his fellow researcher, Wesker felt at his most human. It was an anchor he could hold onto. Losing him led to that feeling fading completely. Wesker became a monster even in his own mind, and he was proud of what he had become. He decided, then and there, he would retrieve Umbrella’s data and more for his own ends. And as he entered Sergei’s facility, to recover the data he lost at the mansion, he had only one regret on his mind.

That William Birkin, his only true friend, could not be there to witness his penultimate victory.

#{ File Found | Headcanon } #{ Practical Al | Albert Wesker } #and you best believe Albert kept tabs on the family and looked out for Sherry on occasion when William/Annette were preoccupied #though his first attempt at making cookies for Sherry ended in a burning stove and Albert swearing up a storm

[cessmaga]

I'm just gonna leave it here:

#except the other one alrealy down spiral and already crumble #burned out sexymen #cookie run kingdom #cookie run kingdom meme #almond cookie #clotted cream cookie #dark choco cookie #cookie run meme

[1980s-jean-ralphio]

between all the unrelenting holiday festivities at work and family functions over the next 3 weeks, the wedding i'm a bridesmaid in and the logistics of that, fighting for my actual life trying to avoid every bug imaginable at the germ factory school I work at, and all the crushing general holiday season stress, i actually feel like i can't breathe or complete a single thought before another one interrupts it.

#i'm not even doing any of the FUN holiday stuff i actually enjoy bc i either don't have the time or the energy #i have no time to make christmas cookies #i'm not sending out cards this year and waited way too long to make them like a fucking idiot and now its too late and i have no time #i'm not putting up my decorations bc i don't have the energy to even get my decor out #so all the the tiny handful of things that make this time of year year enjoyable for me personally arent getting done #i hate complaining but i just need to vent #i hate when things are just chaotic and non stop #i always crash and burn when it's all over and i'm probably going to end the year sick as fuck from all the stress catching up #tj talks

[cookiepubblepum]

fun pubble pum fact: did you know th AGHUGHADJ IM ON FIRE AUGHHHHAHFJHDSJFGHDGDHZ OH GOD HELP ME IM BURNING ALIVE AHGDHSJKWD

#cookie #fun facts #OH GOD #HELP #IM ON FIRE #IT BURNS #IT HURTS OW HELP IM ON FIRE #SOMEONE PUT ME OUT HOLY FUCK

[snail-noodle]

Someone on Twitter pointed this out, but you know how the hair colors for the Beasts are shown?

Burning Spice Cookie's hair is fully black :0

I never took full notice of that! I just find this info really cool about them :]

#it probably used to be red #or maybe not? #since their theme is more on the fire and destruction side i think having it turn black would be such a cool idea #can't wait for them to come out! #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #burning spice cookie