#but anyways like

[cuepickle]

Unable to get cowboy hop out of my head

#y’all know which fic I’ve been catching up on #that’s right #to b with love #maybe one day I’ll draw an actual scene?? #but anyways like #sheriff cowboy hopper going protective dad mode over Steve???? #UH #IM OBSESSED ACTUALLY #Jim hopper #doodle of the day #my art #stranger things

[babyjapril]

you ever remember that mapril 2.0 happened and how utterly stupid that is

#like i have thoughts and i wish i was a coherent eloquent person to say everything but everything just swirls together #but anyways like #ughhhh april just wouldn't marry matthew at the end of season 14 she just wouldn't #i have more thoughts but i can't express them i just hate her season 14 ending for her </3

[carnival-core]

I keep getting reccomended analysises of things like Velma and I Am Not Starfire and the like that ppl just do not like . And though I know nothing about the latter I know like . Fair enough . Etc

But it is really funny that "unlikable protagonist" is one of the biggest points of contention for both . Idk I just think it's a rlly dumb point

Idk if it's a matter of intent or what but "unlikable protag" is never a criticism for characters like Walter White, Patrick Bateman, Rick Sanchez, Peter Griffin, any of the Southpark boys, etc

So if I didn't know any better I'd assume the reason Velma and IANSF got this criticism is because the protags are women

#behind the tent #It might just be intent tho #bc . idk . YIIK and Scott Pilgrim got the unlikable protag criticism too I think and those are dudes #tho Scott used to be really likable for a while right like criticising him as a character is a new thing or #but anyways like #is there a show with a female protag where the female protag sucks and it isnt considered a detractor from the series #is there just some show where ppl go 'this lady sucks and we love her'

[bandzboy]

dude i just remembered this one tweet i saw like weeks ago where someone on twt said like "i miss when everyone was a multi now everyone just stans one group" and i'm just wondering like........ wtf has been happening on kpop twt for it to be so bad for someone to say this UH 😭

#that tweet had a lot of interactions too so #it made it even clearer to me #like...... it's a total different world out there #in here we talk about our different kpop groups and have a good time #i can't imagine what that is even like dkfjgkdf #and i guess it's bc the voting/streaming culture is huge there #and they claim you can only do that for one group #believe me i know this i had to witness it during kd #< awful times for me #but anyways like #insane... you people live like that #just stand whoever you want and have fun #it's nawt that serious omg #tris.txt

[pizzasteveofficial]

I wanna go on record saying I very much dislike Nickacado. He is loud, annoying, very stupid, and the video of him eating Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds and wasting all of it for his stupid gross tempertantrum tirades or whatever the fuck kinda toxic bullshit him and Orlin do made me so viscerally upset and angry while I was high, I don’t think I can forgive him he crossed a line so personal to me that he ain’t comin back

#like fr fr #this is ok to reblog cuz i really don't care #but if u stan him and this bothers u either block or ignore me whatever lmaaooo #like fr wasting food is a mortal fucking sin imo #im not talking about u ate 2 bites of ur regular meal and threw it out #I'm talking the fact he buys like 5-6 fucking chicken sandwiches and lets them all fall on the floor #or he does gross shit with it and makes it inedible #it makes my OCD hellbrain go absolutely nuts #'well Sarah why do you watch him?' #first of all #I am shown him against my will on all website newsfeeds for whatever reason #I also like to watch youtube poops of him because they are all artfully made and very fucking funny #nickacado is a crook is a fucking masterpiece #so is nickacado's super scooter special #but anyways like #the clips they get of him he's wasting the food and it just makes me so angry #and all he does is scream and cry like a giant baby like grow the fuck up lmao #put your big boy pants on stop shitting your pants

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away. #then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again. #ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about) #hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good. #xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!

[carouselcometh]

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

#Anyways :) I had a good day guess what popular painting I love that I saw and guess what I saw a new painting I really liked today :)

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever... #bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

[silverspleen]

Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.

What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.

Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.

#like it's cool it's cool but also IT HURTS. #BE UGLY #HAVE AN UNFLATTERING PICTURE OF YOURSELF #it's who you are #people are often unflattering and it's genuine #anyway stupid candid camera shots will always be my favorite pictures of myself #I like to see how I look when I'm not posing #the dragoon diaries

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles?? #i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny! #concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking! #(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots) #y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

[aesthetic-uni]

It’s that time of the year again

#uni talks about the universe #ides of march #julius caesar #is this anything #I’m too lazy to make anything else so #have at the #this man has been dead for 2068 slutty slutty years and we are STILL tormenting him #anyway happy holidays to those who celebrate it #more like resting in pieces haha #okay I’ll go now

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

#1k #why the fuck did this blow up #this post sucks #i turned off notifs after like 300 notes cause it got sick of seeing tags #and now I look and there's fucking 12k???? #y'all could be reblogging my makeuo and cosplay posts that I spend hours on but no #Tumblr is as tumblr does #anyways #10k #what the fuck why's it still going #20k

[cozystars]

!!! BUILT LIKE BILBO BAGGINS !!!

#cosmo creates #edits #dungeon meshi #this one is a personal favorite rn! I’m proud of how it came out :) #also if you can’t read the song credits it’s keep up by karma carr #so good but the full song is like. 2 minutes. I need more than that #anyways. chucklefuck. yesh #volume warning #as well as fast visuals! should’ve noted that earlier #flashing #jic #omg I misread the lyrics. OH WELL

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it #and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about #why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks' #you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it #anyway #mine #asexuality

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

#the good place #i'm binge watching it again and it just takes me out so hard #i get lost in the sauce thinking about this quote #the idea that those who hurt you are capable of being better people and then seeing them change and grow just hits me right between the rib #who am i kidding it stabs me like the senators stabbed Caesar #anyway #icy does a tag ramble

[marisatomay]

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

#like. sure. why not you know? anyway. #if you can look up what they were replying to