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joohanisms · 9 months

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your writing is SO good thank you so much for blessing us with your posts!!! i'd literally die if you wrote anything jungsu related because Oh Boy that man is so 😵‍💫 y'know??? he's so broad and his butt is so nice i need him to ruin my life you feel me??? mwah love u!!!

omg stop tysm !!!!!! i'm glad you like my posts 🥺

coming right up babes!!! he literally makes me dizzy why did they put the poster image of a twink (jiseok) in the same group as man who has the potential to throw me across the room

jungsu + he's so hot wtf 💭💫

cw: mention of marking, dirty talk if you squint, mention of manhandling, somnophilia (!!!), really quick because i have another work similar to this in the making :-)

yo... this man...

he's SOLID

COMPACT IF YOU WILL

grab his thighs. GRAB them. i'm saying leave finger shaped bruises on his milky thighs.

squeeze his ass.

leave nail indents on his shoulders.

i'm a tummy warrior. i'm against the abs agenda. and i am saying jungsu has a tummy.

soft and nice with a very slight happy trail because the company makes him wax it </3

bite him. bite him

MONCH on his waist. you better leave a mark

and i'm so sure he has beautiful squeezable hips for you to hold down when you suck him off <3

and his ARMS .

he can throw me across the room anytime he wants

is 100000% into manhandling. let him position you however he wants and he's hard already.

absolute king of piggyback rides.

and his calves... he has thick legs and i want nothing more than to EAT HIM WHOLE

on a softer note he's a DELIGHT to cuddle with <3 big, warm, broad boyfie <3

but let's think about this. he's not only strong but also heavy.

so... say you're on your hands and knees on the bed while he's fucking you.

and then he drapes his body over your back to whisper filth in your ears. he's pressing your body down so deliciously, forcing you to drop onto your elbows. and he's mumbling about how you're so pretty presenting your ass to him, such a cute little whore, made for him...

or perhaps you're fast asleep in a shirt of his and your underwear, and suddenly you wake up with a familiar weight on top of your hips.

"did i wake you?" he caresses your cheek, dipping down to peck your lips.

"a little," you mumble as he detaches from your mouth to leave light kisses on your jaw, "it's okay, though. i was bound to wake up soon anyway."

he pouts against your neck, "wanted to surprise you," sulking, he burrows his face on your shoulder. "wanted to wake you up on my cock."

you shudder at the unexpected statement, feeling the drowsiness leave your body. you lift a hand to pet his bleach fried hair, making a mental note to buy him some hair treatment.

"you wanted to fuck me in my sleep? so inappropriate, baby." he knows you're joking; he has waken up too many times to a tongue gliding on his cock. you like somnophilia even more than him, and he prefers being the sleeping part – he likes how his dreams shift into reality, especially when he was already subconciously grinding into your thighs over a wet dream to begin with.

waking up to him is such a treat, though <3

p.s.: just some food for thought... that video of him slapping jiseok's ass at a fansign????

#xdinary heroes fanfic #xdinary heroes imagine #xdinary heroes smut #xdh hard hours #xdh imagines #xdh smut #xdh x reader #xdinary heroes imagines #xdinary heroes hard hours #xdinary heroes x reader #xdinary heroes x reader smut #jungsu x reader

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lipglossanon · 3 months

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okay a longer one because i’m cobbling my ideas so i don’t sent you like eight in a row lol,,,,,, i was thinking of plagas leon and what if he just gave up- like instead of saving himself and ashley he just let himself go for her sake so it’s like a rumor he’s still in the castle and every so often they send other agents out there to try and find him but you’re the first female agent they’ve sent and he’s just ecstatic,, stalking you, freaking you out, moving things,, the whole ordeal and by the time he has you in the dungeon cornered and such you’re sobbing and begging but he just stops and watches you while you freak out and eventually sits across from you and you’re so confused but he just listens to you and when you think you can you try to get up but one of his tentacles stops you and he can smell how aroused you are so it starts to explore a little more and you’re absolutely both disgusted and intrigued like it’s cold and slimy and ribbed but it’s not unpleasant so you kind of accept it and think if there’s no way out you might as well get laid even if it’s An Experience,, which i’m sure it will be 🫣

- 💀

(i wasn’t going to add smut but imagine reader wakes up fully stuffed like every hole in one of the bedrooms and she’s trying to wriggle for more friction to get away and he just scolds her from the corner of the room to her horror he’s covered in black veins and is part bug but the lower half of her doesn’t really care not when he climbs on top of her and starts caressing her gently until she whimpers and gets a sharp smack across her cheek so she learns to quiet down when he’s in the room and he rewards her by actually using his dick to fuck her instead of the tentacles or his mouth or hands and she quickly starts to warm up to him and he just keeps her like a little pet until he can turn her which honestly probably doesn’t take long)

💀 anon, send in as many as you like! I truly don’t mind having 8 asks in a row 😉

Ahhhhh!!! Like beauty and the beast vibes 😭 he lives in that creepy ass castle and because he’s bored he knows that place inside out so when you show up he’s like oh wow someone new!!! And you’re so pretty and smell so good and he’s so lonely

And you’re of course freaked the fuck out cause you keep seeing something tall skulking out of the corner of your eye but when you turn you don’t catch anything, just seeing a hint of a strange appendage (is that a tail? Like wtf is that?)

Then finally when he breaks you down to the point you’re scared as fuck and trapped in the dungeon, he’s like awww just wanted to play 🥺 so he’s like soft touchy feely with his weird appendages and you’re just like well at least he seems nice enough? And it doesn’t hurt, actually feels kinda nice… and he’s not bad looking when you think about it (since we’re all monsterfuckers at heart 😜 )

Being kept as his pet!!! 🥴 🥴 and if you’re good you get his cock!! 💀 love it 👏 👏 as the months roll by into years, he lets you loose in the castle. At first it’s by leash and collar so he can keep an eye on you better but then eventually he lets you free roam with just a collar. And he tests you, leaves out your gun or knife or even leaves the front gate open to see if you’ll do anything. And at this point you’re so settled here and actually like being doted on and taken care of that you just ignore it all and he rewards you so nicely with letting you ride his fat cock right on the throne 🤭

Wow I got carried away 😵‍💫 but yes 💀 anon, beautiful idea 🤭

#ask box #💀 anon #lipglossanon #lipglossanswers #las plagas!leon

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cousinconnie · 2 years

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💿Holo, love!💿 I really love ur content it makes me laugh every time. I'm being tortured by my period cramps rn so could you pls aot boys+girls reaction to y/n having period cramps (it's not essential for them to be in a relationship btw)

Thank you so much in advance - may the inspiration never leave you

I love YOUR content 😭🥰 sorry these were a little late I’m fighting demons rn (Aka ear infection *sobs*)

These can be read as romantic or just best friendship!

AOT Period comfort

Eren-

At first he wouldn’t get it 😐

Mikasa’s periods were always light and he didn’t pay attention to his mom’s periods like that and he’s also a dumb boy, so when he sees you in pain like that he’s like “wtf, get up”

Immediately regrets it if you start tearing up.

You tell him it’s your period and it really hurts and he’s like “ohh 😧 I see 🤔” meanwhile he’s panic texting Mikasa like “help wtf is a midol ‼️”

He has the spirit though, will literally do whatever you ask, treats your period like it’s an unpredictable beast holding you hostage 😭

Mikasa-

Like I said I think she’d have light periods (Ackerman blood 😵‍💫) so she wouldn’t know exactly what to do at first if your cramping really badly, but she’s a quick learner!!

MASSAGE QUEEN she’s so fucking good at it omg.

Makes you drink water non-stop, at the tiniest mention of any sort of pain she’s giving you pain meds. Literally wants to call out of work that week to take care of you 😷

Armin-

PANICS

He knows what to do, like in theory. But the moment he sees you in pain, all knowledge will fly out the window.

Hot water bottles. He owns like 30 of them, they are all yours now.

Any time he sees something online that’s like “this (item) helps with period relief” he panic buys it 😭

Like he knows it might not do anything but what if it does!! He doesn’t want to risk it.

Starts tracking your period for you and warns you when it’s coming up 💀

Sasha-

Probably also has her period 🗿

She’s so clingy so of course you guys have synched 😭 if your cramps are bad expect her to show up to your place with a bunch of foods that are high in vitamins (like bananas and broccoli) and a container of gummy vitamins for you both to share. Like the two of you are just eating banana bread and cheesy broccoli for the whole week.

Jean-

King would treat you like glass at first.

Like obviously you’re in pain so you wouldn’t mind being treated gently but he starts to (almost) take it too far (like gets stressed out if you roll over too fast). He eventually eases up but still doesn’t want you moving around too much. Like he very much doesn’t want to see you in pain. Buys you one of those stuffed animals that you can put in the microwave to help you 🥺

Connie-

He has a younger sister so he’s prepared. Will massage your back 🥰 you guys will be staying in and watching YouTube together. Touch is his love language so be prepared for him to act like your own personal heating pad. Has a note in his phone labeled ‘y/n period things’ so he knows what snacks you like and what you don’t like because he doesn’t want to forget.

Reiner-

Worse than Jean 🗿 will not let you go anywhere like literally you are only allowed to go to the bathroom. The first time he saw to cry because of cramps his heart BROKE and he’s so scared of seeing it again. Has heating pads and pain meds in his house that are only for you (and occasionally Gabi).

Levi-

Is surprisingly chill about it

Like you’d expect him to hate everything that had to do with periods because,,, it’s messy. But he doesn’t care.

If you bring it up to him he tells you period blood is cleaner than dirt. Which he’s correct but also whAT A WEIRD THING TO SAY⁉️⁉️⁉️

He’ll get you whatever you need, even if you just want his company.

(If he sees you cry over a cramp he vaguely wonders if it’s possible to beat up your uterus for doing this to you 🗿)

Hange-

Like Armin I feel like they would panic

Like seeing you cringing and holding your stomach, they’d be like “omg they’re dying?!?”

It turns into you comforting them over it 😐

The next day they come to you and are like “ SO I stayed up all night researching uteruses and periods!! 😄”

Gives you a detailed report.

Now they know EXACTLY what to do, like they can sooth a cramp in seconds it’s actually wild! And they’re really proud of it lmao. Deadass the best person to go to if your period is super painful.

+bonus smau

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dean-winchester-is-a-warrior · 2 years

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Phew! What an episode!! Many, many, major spoilers below for The Boys S3 E6, Herogasm.

Okay... where to start with this episode. Let's start with the title event - Herogasm. How depraved do I sound if I say, it wasn't actually that depraved? Lol! I think I was just expecting something crazier? Is that crazy?! Lol!! Maybe I've simply read and written too much smut? 😂

Don't get me wrong, there were some crazy ass moments. Annie telling Love Sausage how good MM was at "cunnalingus". 😆

Annie: Yeah, he just gobbles that vagina right up! Just nom, nom, nom, nom!"

😂😂😂 Jesus!!

MM getting completely covered in come - "Lick it up, you big brown bear you." 😆😵‍💫😆

The guy with his dick on fire was pretty terrifying.

But just, all in all, I guess considering it was the boys and Herogasm has been talked about so much, I was just expecting more insane shit. Lol! Like for me, the first 15 minutes of episode 1 was WAY more depraved and insane! This was just a bunch of people having sex, some of it a bit kinky. 😄

Still enjoyable though. I'm a little sad Soldier Boy didn't take part, especially considering he apparently founded it!! 😜 (Founded it with Stormfront - or Liberty as she was known then! So Homelander and Soldier Boy both fucked Stormfront!!) 🤯

Anyway, much, MUCH more on SB coming up.

Now, for Kimiko and Frenchie. Holy shit!

First, Kimiko's heartbreaking texts to Frenchie:

Are you mad at me because 💋

It won't happen again.

💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭

And then that scene with her and Cherie and Frenchie. Poor Frenchie. I just love him so much and I hate Nina SO MUCH!! I was so cheering Kimiko on. (And wtg Cherie, coming in with the assist!!) I honestly thought Kimiko had her powers back.

But no, it was just her, which should have made her feel like a badass and an ACTUAL fucking hero, not a fake one like the SUPES. She came through. She saved them all!! So when she said to Frenchie that it just proved she was the monster, it made me wanna cry!! 🥺

Ugh, I just love them so much and I want them both to be safe so badly!! 😩😩

So now, MM and Annie. So...I feel like this is gonna be a really unpopular opinion, but, I think they're wrong. Let me explain.

The scene where MM was telling Annie about what happened to his family...his Grandpa - tears - so many tears! (Laz acted the shit out of that scene, btw!)

And I completely understand how that would trigger his OCD and a fucking lifetime of trauma. But I don't think killing SB is actually going to change any of that. When has revenge EVER given someone lasting peace. I think he has to deal with the trauma, and it sure would be great if SB would stop acting like a machismo, uncaring dick when MM confronts him about killing his family.

When MM was like, "You killed my family."

And SB was like, "Which one?"

I was like, "Fuck Soldier Boy!! You are an asshole!"

But wtf was MM thinking trying to go after him? The halothane was a dumb enough move, but then when it obviously no longer worked against him (maybe that's why SB was in the big chamber in Russia? Grew an immunity to the halothane?) MM goes after him with just his fists? 😲😲😲 And then later, just before Starlight stops him, he was cocking his gun to go after him. Like, really MM, a gun?!

And I get where both Annie and MM are coming from, but I don't think their solution is it, at least not on its own. I think they're gonna need a combination of MM and Annie's plan, along with Hughie and Butcher's plan.

Because to my mind, there's no doubt whatsoever that they're going to need more strength and firepower to defeat Homelander than just Starlight and Maeve (if she's even still alive! 😩😬)

So, I completely get Butcher and Hughie's reasoning (although it makes me very sad that Hughie's reasoning is also partly set in that toxic masculinity BS that little boys grow up with.)

Anyway, I just think that they'll need a SUPED-up Hughie and Butcher, maybe a temporarily Suped -up Kimiko, Starlight, Maeve, and maybe one or two more "decent supes", maybe Neuman, DEFINITELY Soldier Boy to have a shot at bringing down Homelander. Doesn't mean there aren't going to be problems there, doesn't mean it's a perfect plan, but they've gotta pull together to kill that SOB.

Anyway, I'm so sorry I've rambled on for SO long - but this episode was INCREDIBLE!!

I'll end with Soldier Boy. So, I still haven't changed my position on him. Hearing what he did to MM's family is completely horrifying, and he definitely deserved to be brought to justice for that kind of reckless disregard for civilians lives.

But to my mind, he's served that time. Nearly 40 years of torture? I feel like that's his debt paid. I know it doesn't fix MM, but as I said above, I think MMs help lies elsewhere. But a sincere and real apology (like A-Train gave Hughie before he...died?!! 😬😳😲) might go a long way to helping. Not holding my breath for that though.

Because, as we saw in this episode, that Toxic Masculinity BS is strong and pervasive in SB too, probably much more so than Hughie. He was born and raised in it. He won't even admit that he's experiencing major PTSD, probably because he thinks it's weak.

Both SB and Hughie's storylines this season have actually given me a wider appreciation for just how unbelievably damaging TM is, not just to feminism, not just to society as a whole, but to EVERY boy who's raised believing this absolute bullshit, and to every grown man who can't admit he has any emotions. It honestly breaks my heart.

So, when it comes to SB, I feel like I'm not sure he could ever uproot that horrible toxicity. I mean, I SERIOUSLY hope so, but it may be impossible.

But, for me, all of that, including the fact that he doesn't even remember what happens when he goes nuclear, it makes him more of a sympathetic character.

I still really wanna know what he did to his team to make them hate him so much? Did they just feel like he was out of control and too powerful to deal with? Or did he actually do something heinous that they wanted him gone for.

I'm so curious for more!!

Oh and, P.S. - the fight between Homelander, SB, Butcher, and Hughie was epic on another level!! I watched it 3 times in a row. I LOVE that they ACTUALLY scared Homelander enough that he flew away like the true coward he is. I need so many more team ups!! But I need MM, Starlight, Maeve, and maybe Neuman to join in.

I do truly apologize for how long I've yammered here!! I am really, really loving this season!!

#the boys s3 #the boys s3 spoilers #soldier boy #Homelander #butcher #hughie #Starlight #kimiko #frenchie #kimiko and frenchie

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here2bbtstrash · 1 year

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So. Much. Things. Happened. When. I. Left. Tumblr. For. A. While. WTF I AM OVERWHELMED W UR BLOG PLS I WANNA CATCH UP ON ALL UR RECENT WORKS SO BAD BUT ITS MY FINALS WEEK JESJJDHDJDJD. the only thing keeping me going is knowing that I get to binge ur master list again during my Christmas break 🥹🥹 but GOD I CANT SCRATCH THAT ITCH I NEED TO READ AT LEAST 1 OF UR WORKS JUS TO STAY SANE W THE DEADLINES 😭😭😭😭😭 I miss ur account so much u don’t understand 😩

OMG HI BABY!! WELCOME, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK 🥺

pleeeeease take your time i know i write like a maniac dslkjfdg but really, there is no deadline on reading any of my stuff, it's there for you whenever you have time!!!! and school is more important so pls study hard and take good care of yourself, eat and rest well!!! 🥰

you are so sweet, you're gonna do amazing on finals and then you can have ALL the porn as a reward 🤣 i was gonna suggest something short but i only wrote long things last month oops 😵‍💫

depending on how long you were gone, if you missed them, deep end and babygirl are both around 5k??? and ofc there's always the drabbles 🫡 you got this babes!!!! i am ROOTING FOR YOU 😘💜

#anonymous #mbox 📮

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aquagustd · 2 years

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YUSSSS.

your mind. your writing. you. literally one of the best authors on this app i swear you need to publish actual books cause..

first off. seojoon just… no. he’s so weird and there’s actually so many men that think like that, “you put ur head on my shoulder” ok? that doesn’t mean i’m in love with us pls. and the way he wouldn’t let her go. SIR. we were rooting for u!! (i mean i really wasn’t he was alr but i’m sure other people loved him)

WHY WAS I TEARY EYED DURING JUNHO AND OC’S FIGHT. she is such a good momma i hope she forever knows that 🫶 being a mom and disciplining a young child is so so hard. JK’S VOICE MEMOS 😖 the “does momma like black or white more don’t tell her” i cried, we all cried. the way he talks to him i can just imagine it cause jk irl probably sends cute voice memos ARGGG. junho ur dad will be back and if he doesn’t come back we will all be ur dad 🫤

yuri & yoongi 4ever. the love i have for them. yus do you imagine urself as yuri because i do… i’m ready for them to have many many cute Chubby babies 🫶 i love yuri sm she is an angel on earth i adore that woman <3

TAE AND OC DINNER , HER KISSING HIS MOLES 😵‍💫 the smut… the toe sucking… GRRRR. i was shaking a bit ngl. personally id never put my mouth near a foot BUT men who do… saur sexy. like 😵‍💫 THE MIRROR KINK THE 🐱 EATING WAS SOO…. i digress. the STUBBLe tickling her thighs.. i wanna die.

lastly… ABT TO GET sexy angry yoongi i’m so excited pls yell at me daddy 🫶 okay but actually i’m so curious to see his reaction to jimin… i will be patient!

anyways thank u again YUS YOUR MIND IS PERFECT UR SO TALENTED I LOVE YOU!

YAZ STOP ILY 😭😭🥺🥺🥺 tysm wtf ??? it’s literally a dream of mine to publish a book 🥺🫣 is that stupid.

lmaoooo 💀 i wonder who was rooting for seojoon. literally the definition of creep. who knows what he’s been doing when oc was asleep/wasn’t around

I KNOW their first fight ever 😭 & she felt bad after. no bc jungkook needs to make up his mind he can’t be saying shit like that 🫣 or i’m gonna fold

yoongi + yuri my fave couple on hie <3 her character is based on me lmao 💀 that’s why she’s so gay for oc pretend you didn’t see this

I WAS HYPERVENTILATING THROUGH THE SMUT YAZ. that’s why it took me 2+ hours 😩 literally same. shaking. the stubble ffs. YES that’s what i’m saying !!! i personally never sucked toes but on the other end 🫣 sexiest thing EVER 🥴

sexy angry yoongi pls 😳😀 yes sir yell at us

no thank YOU for being so sweet and reading my work <33 literally made my night 🥺

#fic: hie #squishies

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barryhbo · 2 years

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omg suki the letter.... it just highlights the infantilization of the innies, gives hints of what they might be doing in macrodata refinement, and i mean ???? INNIE -OUTTIE COMMUNICATION???? it was so good 😭

!!! it's got so much information in there i'm do surprised they didn't advertise it more tbh but god the innies really are just babies!! like mark was even told how his innie is literally only two years old. and god the implications of corporate espionage is so 😵‍💫😵‍💫 while i do think they're definitely refining the four tempers of a person when they're sorting through the numbers, maybe the people that they're refining have the severed chip and then with this 'balance' of emotions they're easier to control and don't feel bad about, say, killing loads of people and making it seem like an accident. but then i remember the baby goats and it's like wtf 😭

peg and peggy k beloved!! their relationship was honestly so sweet - the complete opposite to helena and helly akshdj. but peggy k getting excited over nail polish was so 🥺 and the genuine concern peg had for her !! ALSO she was in the break room for a month??? and it seems like she was being waterboarded??? mad stuff

#asks #bisociallyawkwardandchad #severance

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s-brant · 1 year

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i… am.. broken. what was THAT oh my god my heart. i wanted to cry like 6 different times while reading what the hell. where do i even start omfg

THAT MAN IS IN LOVE 😭😭😭 my god.. giving her the money after she told her she needed money to pay rent.. why am i crying 😭😭 he’s so sweet i’m not okay. i’m so glad her and alanis were able to talk things through and get their sense of closure. and then my poor baby thinking she left him for good after leaving to talk to alanis like 😭 this chapter killed me. this did it for me i’m so serious. they were making LOVE they weren’t making some porno. “say my name” BOYYYY i’ll say ur name as many times are u want. the gun play was so hot i’m gonna VOMIT

AND THE ENVELOPEKDJDJ he said silly girl 😭 fuck i’ve been waiting for that moment. since the very beginning he cared for her deep down without even realizing it. also when he took his glove off to hold hands w her under the table on her lap to ground her from ripping zayn’s head off. like come ONNNN you killed me. i’m dead. idk who’s typing this rn cuz i’m dead. done. gone. i will need 3-5 business days to recover cuz u actually broke me i cannot do this.

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO BAd i am so 😭 my babies deserve the world. SPEAKING OF BABIES????? no ik for a fact he’s a softie and is gonna love the shit out of that unborn child and treat her like glass even if he ends up not seeming to not want it.

idk wtf i wrote here but u must know. this chapter might be my fav im sorry i say that every time u post a new chapter but i’m so serious. she’s dead. i am she

you’re such a good writer this is so insane. you’re insane you psycho talented woman

HIIIIII SORRY FOR ALMOST MAKING U CRY SO MANY TIMES!!

oh harry is absolutely in love with her, like no doubt. he’s such a sweetie underneath it all and it’s so nice to be able to show that in him now. i know 🥺 he really thought she was done w him. him giving her the envelope was something i’ve been waiting soooo long to reveal, it felt so great to write it finally!

and 😵‍💫 speaking of babies, i don’t necessarily know if harry is even ready to be a father to a child considering he can’t even emotionally handle telling the woman he loves that he loves her, but we shall have to see about that lmao.

thank you for everything 🥰🥺

#asks #slvt4keepdriving

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1eos · 2 years

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i cannot get that cover of that chet baker song out of my head...... like NAWT the soft but husky vocals so good my hood music loving ass is obsessed with your piano medley.....i want every non singing kpop boy to be run over by leo's milf suv

#kidding abt the last part some one of the untalented ones are getting 70k fics written abt them #by ifans nd so that domestic fans won't call for the groups death bc they're all ugly as fuck #but it was really so good 🥺😵‍💫 like wtf

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meowzfordayz · 2 years

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Hello!! I was thinking of some of my generally favourite tropes and at the very top there's the "and there was only one bed" one 🌸 if you feel like it, I would love to read your interpretation of it involving Sanemi! Make of it what you want. Sending kisses 💞

Hiya! I’ve reread your request for ~days, and haven’t felt inspired. 😭 I could offer some quick hcs, but just can’t seem to brainstorm an entire fanfic. 🥺 Update: nvm... Ig this is actually a proper hcs fanfic now lol (I started writing those “quick” hcs, and then it suddenly wasn’t so quick anymore). 🤪🤗💗

Author’s Note: not much to report other than it’s super sunny outside !! ☀️ Which, isn’t related to this fanfic in the slightest lmao.

and there was only one bed

Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader

Word Count: ~700

CW: explicit language

~faqs~

Overall, I feel like Sanemi’s not too dramatic about it ??

Certainly caught off guard, but attempts to be suave like “it is what it is” *shrugs*

He has bigger fish to fry than to bitch about there only being one bed

Exception(s) being: if he hates you (which, you’d def know 😆) OR if he loves you (which, for the sake of ~tension, let’s assume you don’t know yet 👀)

If you’re acquainted (friendly)

Sanemi freaks out a lil — sure he doesn’t ~dislike you, but jumping from “they’re okay” to “let’s share a bed!” has him like 😵‍💫

Will offer to sleep on the floor, but if you insist on sharing, then he’s absolutely rolling an extra blanket to serve as a divider between y’all

So when he wakes up before you, an unfamiliar weight slung over his back, he almost shouts

Until he realizes it’s just your arm, unconsciously seeking his warmth 🥲

Does he remove it ??

100% yeah and also 100% immediately regrets it bc ngl it was kinda nice

If you’re acquainted (enemies)

Literally fights you for the bed

I’m talking one of you goes to sleep w/ a black eye

Lowkey a miracle you don’t get kicked out for fighting in the lobby lmao

He prob wins tbh

Gloats the entire morning after about how amazingly he slept 😌

If you’re friends (platonic)

Yanno those blissful, innocent days of sleepovers w/ friends when you were like, 7 ??

That’s you and Sanemi sharing a bed #platonically

No pressure, no awkwardness

You def banter about how the receptionist thought you were dating #as if 🥴

Just good vibes, tickle fights, and then competing to see who falls asleep first

Whether or not you cuddle is a mutual decision

If you’re friends (romantic)

MY DUDE

Sanemi is in shambles

He seems so angry ??

“There’s only one room?” his teeth clenching, “Yes sir,” the poor receptionist 😅, “Fine, we’ll take it.”

EXCUSE ME ??

Fuck, now I get to share a room w/ this grumpy ass

Not that you’re disappointed !!

But it’s def disheartening when the guy you’re in love w/ is clearly irritated by the prospect of sharing space w/ you 😔

Not to mention: you’re friends ?? 🤔

Yeah, one room’s inconvenient, but it’s not like you ~hate each other’s guts ?? 🙄

...

“THERE’S ONLY ONE BED.”

You frantically slap his shoulder

Like, Shut up shut up shut up, “I can see that, Sanemi. No need to yell.”

“First there’s one room, and now there’s one bed.”

The roughness in his voice makes you think he’s beyond pissed

But really, he’s beyond terrified 😣

How is he supposed to handle sleeping next to you when he can barely function within 10 feet of you ?????

“I can sleep on the floor?” you suggest reluctantly carefully

“No.”

You’re both surprised

He did NOT mean to say that out loud 😭

#no take backsies

“Uh, so you want the floor?”

“No.”

WTF ?????

“So… we’re sharing the bed?”

He nods

You raise an eyebrow

“Alright.”

He’s simultaneously applauding himself and sobbing — inwardly

Fortunately, by the time you’re fully unpacked, he’s calmed himself down Thank fuck

And the rest of the night is relaxing, enjoyable, playful

You are friends after all

He holds himself together until he’s positive you’re asleep

And then he legit squeaks

Like, an excited, giddy, I-can’t-believe-it squeak

Idc if that’s ^ ooc — pls and ty let this man have his head-over-heels moment 😤

...

“Sanemi?” you poke him

“Hm?”

“I’m sorry. I feel like you didn’t sleep well,” you mumble sheepishly

I mean, you’re not ~exactly wrong 😶

Bc he didn’t sleep at all 🙃

He doesn’t give a single fuck tho

Of course I didn’t sleep, you’re so insufferably pretty 🥰

You blink

“What?” he grunts, annoyed by your curious stare

“Err- Nothing.”

He rolls his eyes

Sanemi thinks I’m insufferably pretty ?! 🥺

...

FUCK

Is what he thinks when he’s finally in his own bed, alone, replaying his whirlwind of a weekend w/ you

He dials your number in an instant

Were you already anticipating his call ??

~Possibly

“That didn’t take too long,” is your greeting

“Fuck you,” he says, even as he melts listening to your soft, drowsy giggle, “Well? Tell me!”

“Tell you what?” you tease

“Am I pretty too?” he grumbles impatiently

“You’re the prettiest, Sanemi.”

His breath stutters at how immediate your answer is

“Not quite,” he murmurs, “That would be you.”

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akka 😭😭😭 hello!! how are you?? naur it's been so long that i forgot about you :( i had my preboards the last two weeks with no breaks so i had to study a lot!! literally after week 👋🏻

so akka how much did you get in your finals? and how was the paper actually, was it easy, medium or hard?? my papers were easy only if i had studied for them lmao. i actually didn't study much and i got all of my preboard one marks — math : 16/40, science 19/40, social : 11/40 (fyi. the passing mark is 14, so technically i failed in social studies 🤡) english : 31 and half/40 (and that's the highest in my pre board one!!) computers : 23/25 (i actually didn't expect to score top marks in my class) and finally hindi : 20/40 (i tried but expected less than 20 lol)

and tomorrow will be my last preboard 2 exam which is math and i haven't prepared it 🥲🥲 and then my last preboard, which is the third revision tests, they'll start from april 11 and end on april 19 :) so that's a lot of studying to do.

today was the best day because my english teacher appreciated me alot because she didn't find any spelling mistakes, grammatical errors or strikings/cuttings in my paper and she was pretty surprised and so i was 😲 i'm hoping to do well in preboard 3 as well, so let's hope to get all 40's in my thrid preboard.

i didn't write my preboard one and two well, so i rlly need to get my ass off bed and just start studying and as for 2521 — idk wtf will happen this weekend and i'm freaking out cuz there's still 2 episodes left which will release this weekend and the fact that the drama genre changed from rom-com to melodrama (what is that?) i just can't wait to watch the last two episodes of 2521!!

and coming to my love — my brain is not functioning properly because idk whether he has feelings for me or just like me... but it's going pretty well because all we had was sneaking eye contacts and when i stood near him for the first time, like 15 cm away?? i guess?? i think his height is 178 cm to 180 cm, yup that's right!! according to my calculations :)

akka, by any chance you know hand cricket?? i sent him this video and texted him — you and who?? and he was like "the whole class" lol. that's true we all play hand cricket in class and get caught by our teachers and another conversation is that he type "hehe" which is so cute and i always tell that to my friends and they tease about it in snapchat — they go like "hehehehheheheh" and that's so damn hard to not to smile. tbh he's so cute 🥺✨ he's so precious :(

one more thing is that you rlly looked so pretty on your face reveal, i saw that!!! you were really pretty 🥰🥰🥰💛💛💛 like you looked like a tamilian lol. and did i ever say this to you that my man is also tamilian???? lmao...

so in conclusion, i just want you to answer. read this and then look away, so if you look away from your phone now and the first colour you see is the answer — see purple, that's a yes and if you see a blue it's a no and if you see a yellow, then it's a maybe. so akka — will we have a second chance...?

well i'm curious for the answer akka... so how was your weekend and how have you really been and btw how did you spend your time with you mom and sis?? drink lots of water and eat healthy food. ily and take care akka 🥰🥰

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hihi 🦔 anon !! omg it has been a while, how have you been?? 🤧 i was wondering when you’d drop by but i realized that you were probably busy with exams !! 💗

i did pretty good !! i got As which is 90-100 here, but our scores are weighted based on the pluses and minuses so my A- (90-93) made my gpa go down a little 🤧 but i’m overall very very content bc i passed this writing requirement that i needed to graduate !! 🥰🌸 honestly a few of my classes were pretty hard but i think they would’ve been easier if i gave myself more time to prepare HAHAH i wrote like 5 essays that week and a lot of them were pretty long so it was just constant typing all day 😵‍💫 but oh my gosh congrats on your preboard scores !!! 🥳🥳 and you got the top score in your class for computers — that’s amazing !! 🤩

omg i’m assuming your math one is already done by the time i post this so how’d it go ?? :o and good luck in the next few weeks !! sounds rlly busy but you’ve got this 🥰💗 AND YES ALL 40S FOR YOUR NEXT PREBOARD !! 🤩🤩 english can be so tricky so that’s great that your teacher complimented you :’))

2125 changed to melodrama ?? :o omg i thought it would be lighthearted like weightlifting fairy HAHAH but basically it’s just rlly dramatic with its emotions rn ?? but i hope you like the next few episodes and its ending !! my friend and i are going to watch the penthouse together (although it’s going to be my third time watching it) 💖💖

oooh he’s been sneaking eye contact ?? 😌😌 maybe you can pick up on more signs and ask him if he feels anything in a month or so !! but omg that’s such a cute height difference 💕 also yesyes i know hand cricket !! HAHAH it’s always good when guys are fun texters 🥲 i told my friends this yesterday actually but i said it was ideal when a guy is interesting in person and isn’t a dry texter either

oh my goshhhh thank you so much 🥺🥺💖💖💖 i had no idea you saw it but thank you for such a sweet compliment !! 🤍🤍 also this is strange but that actually means a lot to hear that i look tamilian HAHAH and omgg he’s tamil LOLL 🤧

LMAODJJF THE FIRST COLOR I SAW WAS PINK but i suppose you can take it as purple bc it has purple stars on it 🥰🥰💜💜 but dw love you don’t need speculation, you got this on your own !!

but i’ve been well angel, tysm for asking !! ☺️💗 i had a great time at home with my family and got to eat a lot of good food :’)) and actually i have a little brother not sister !! ♡ but yesyes i got to unwind and spend a lot of time for myself and it was very relaxing 🌷🌷 i hope you’re taking time for yourself as well in the midst of your exams !! hope you’re doing well and take care 🥰🌸

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