Draco Malfoy is not the only problem with Dramione
Look, am I the only one who hates Dramione not because of Draco but HERMIONE?
Dramione antis (often Draco antis I notice) usually paint Draco as the toxic person in this ship undeserving of Queen Hermione. How he's a cowardly, dumb ferret and Hermione deserves a real man.
You know what Hermione deserves? A consuming career and a house full of cats! Ron can have her! I feel like I am dissing myself when I diss Hermione since I see a lot of my academic self in her but who the hell sees Hermione as wife or mother material??
No one deserves to be in a relationship with someone who hates them. Hermione is no exception. Hermione does not deserve to be in a relationship with a guy who stands by while she is being tortured or hurls slurs in her face. Or thinks she is worth less than trash.
But based on canon, we know who is more likely to attack their partner and commit domestic abuse. It ain't Draco. Like...do you not see how this girl treats Ron?! The guy she's supposed to like?! While Draco has never laid a hand on her, even when this girl slapped/punched him for no justifiable reason. Him making fun of Hagrid is not justifiable. Slap him when he calls you a mudblood and then we can talk Hermione.
Draco does anything to upset her and this vindictive shrew would probably turn him into a bug and squash him. Or maybe poison him. Or turn him into a bouncing ferret for nostalgia (I read a Dramione fic where Hermione did this - that definitely killed my recent short-lived Dramione reading spree). Magic provides a myriad of possibilities :).
At least with Draco, we don't really see him mistreating his (female) friends. None of his actions towards Hermione is irredeemable. After thorough redemption and maturity, he would theoretically treat Hermione well. His parents may be hostile but he can always just give them the finger the way he did for dear Astoria. Hermione on the other hand is shown to be constantly abusive to Ron yet she's one of the heroes of the story, hardly ever called out for her appalling actions. People need to wake up from their Draco hate and recognize Hermione's flaws as well in this ship. It's more than just her not forgiving him. She would literally hurt him. Like she already hurt Ron! And her own parents!
My mother told me that if your loved one hits you once, you need to leave. Immediately. Ron should have dropped Hermione as a potential love interest the second she attacked him. Because she will do it again when she gets angry.
So yeah, Ron can keep her. Poor Ron. Hermione is hardly a catch. For anyone calling me a sexist, that kind of attitude is not cute in a dude either.
Draco can do better than her. But literally, almost anyone is better than Hermione (I'll be over here enjoying my Druna content).
Actually, the only guy who probably deserves Hermione is Harry Potter himself. She actually seems to be sweeter to him and respects him more than Ron lol. Those two can be vindictive, inconsiderate psychos together while Ron finds better friends who don't see him as a dumb loser. Oh, and Ginny can find a guy who won't dump her the second she cries (like that "crybaby" Cho) or excludes her. Harmione is practically a match made in hell.
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as much as i am against this headcanon the thought of drayton being like 22 and beefing with a 14 year old is the funniest thing ever
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Also though…Are we going to discuss the blocking?
They’ve clearly split the minor characters into theater club vs crime club (L vs R), but specifically they broke it up by couples, or, in the case of Bob, Hopper, and Joyce…love triangles.
Looking at the Patty-Henry-Brenner blocking, and then staring back at my notes on Brenner dialogue like:
“What changed your mind? Is there someone else?” @ Henry irt Patty
“Do you think you can be normal and go to prom with some stupid girl?” @ Henry irt Patty
“He needs me, not you!” @ Patty irt Henry
“I’m all you’ll ever have.”
“You’ll come crawling back to me.”
“You’re as much a father to the children as I am.”
Hell, Patty and Brenner are wearing the same colors, just inverted irt: jackets and shirts.
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Anyway one of my most favourite things about the Barbie movie was Ken
Ryan Gosling was everything, the mood the life the moment
Simu Liu was incredible and he barely even did anything
But just
Ryan Gosling
Was so perfectly girl coded
And specifically horse girl coded
He got the full shoujo arc of learning to love and value himself outside of a romance and the most incredible song?? And fight scene?
This movie was For The Girls, but also specifically for the girls who didn’t like Barbie and it was perfection
Margot Robbie was incredible and all the Barbies were fantastic
Kate McKinnon was a revelation as usual and I’d fight lions for a Margot Robbie-Kate McKinnon Harley Quinn movie but it’ll have to be multiverse because Kate McKinnon would ALSO be pure magic as Harley and I crave it
But just
Ken was perfect. Exactly what he needed to be
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just saw someone complain on the scarian tag that "there's so much scarian smut on ao3" like my op in christ only 12% of the fics in that ship tag are Explicit that's so little, also have you heard of the exclude function?
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"I don't hate the ship by any means, but I've never really liked Henry x Ellie. I guess it stems from when I was younger and Fleeing the Complex came out every YouTube's reaction to Ellie was to call her Henry's "Girlfriend". It felt like people were just reducing her character to "girl". It also felt a lot like when parents make a big deal over their 3 year old son having a friend who just so happens to be a girl . Again, I don't hate the ship, but it's just not for me" submitted by anon
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are you still taking halloween requests? if not that's totally fine and i'm sorry for sending another when you've done a ton. i was just going to ask for maybe a zombie c!quackity :]
i actually got two asks for zombie q, i was kinda surprised by that! i saved the other one for later cos it included a second suggestion, but i did not realize this boy would be in demand. guess it makes sense, cannibalism and all
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