#butters rambles

[pileofpawns]

kenny having a brainfart after marj comes out to him and saying "wait are you still *professor* chaos??" and marj calls him misogynistic for implying women can't be professors and/or evil scientists

#plum rambles #plum shitposts #south park #stupid ass fucking posts #kenny mccormick #mysterion #marjorine stotch #professor chaos #butters stotch #1k

[lazylittledragon]

Not a baker so sorry if this is a dumb question but aren't you supposed to wait until cakes are completely cold to frost them? Are cinnamon rolls different? Is this witchcraft/science? Must know

oK this is a Great question bc that's what i thought too

normally: yes absolutely. for cake you should always wait until it's cooled because the icing just melts and slides around.

BUT for cinnamon rolls/other pastries you WANT that to happen!! if you ice them while they're still warm, it melts into all the grooves and if the icing has butter then it absorbs into the dough and makes it really moist and it's like the food version of a hug

#ramble #i'm not a baker either i just think it's fun #i'm not qualified for anything i just have 10+ years of trial and error #i've only used a butter icing bc i don't like cream cheese icing #i might try a glaze next time to see if it works the same

[p1f1]

ok so

in my heart i have headcanons very dear to me:

pudgy bebe stevens, tall butters stotch, asian wendy testaburger (just off the top of my head)

IF you tell me that they arent real and in the show theyre just pixels with high pitched voices i will cry and there is no doubt

#pifi rambles #pifi goes delulu and you watch #south park #bebe stevens #wendy testaburger #butters stotch

[butterfilledpockets]

I wanna draw B.E.N.T Raph and Leo like this so bad

#butter rambles #I just think it is really really funny #this is how they retreat so Raph can get in the last glare #short angry grandpa

[h-harleybaby]

Collab time guys 💅💅💅

I have problems I will ADMIT but so does Lime and Fae so me and Fae are doing a collab and it’s like, my first I’m so excited

I’m posting the hcs and Fae’s posting the fic soon so make sure to check out @imm0rtalken

cough cough btw this is plus sized reader but it’s not mentioned too much rn cough cough

Pervy Butters collab

• Butters is so the type to eat you out while he’s thrusting up all cutely and like, humping the air and cumming without touching himself because he gets off on getting you off. He’s someone who’s def more focused on your pleasure than his own

• You’re gonna question me but when he’s eating you out when you’re on your back he’s gonna have a pillow under his hips that he humps while he eats you out

• He’s not only a panty sniffer but he’s a panty stealer too 💅💅💅💅 HE FR HAS A SHRINE IN HIS CLOSET WHERE HE KEEPS THE PANTIES OF YOURS THAT HE’S STOLEN!!

• He has a super small collection of your panties and shirts that you’re never gonna see like, ever again. Ofc there’s a few that he’ll return because he feels really bad about them but I can guarantee you they’ve been covered in his cum and washed before they’re returned to your dresser

• There may or may not be some mysterious and very faint stains on them but you won’t question it, it probably just got like that in the wash… it was cum stains that wouldn’t quite wash out

• Butters was soooooo nervous about stealing them too because it’s at least the 2nd thing he’s ever stolen, the first being your shirts

• Like I said before, mans is literally obsessed with you and he doesn’t exactly know how to handle it. He uses your shirts as pillowcases (tell me he don’t have a shit ton of pillows) because it smells like you and he literally loves it cough cough he buries his head into those pillows and inhales your scent like there’s no fucking tomorrow cough cough

•He may or may have not went into your room to fuck with your curtains so you can’t close them and so he has like, constant access to your room. He just wants to look at your pretty face, what can I say 🤷‍♀️

• He totally asks Kenny about it though and he’s always kinda asking him for tips on how to handle things and stuff. He’s always going on asking what to do if he’s obsessed and how to ask them out ya know? Kenny’s his wingman fr

• Butters even admits to him that he’s stolen some of your stuff and Kenny’s just like “oh yeah I’ve stolen some chicks panties before, maaaaan that was a good night” and it gives Butters the idea to start stealing your panties

• Both Cartman and Kenny have walked in on Butters with his shrine, he probs isn’t sniffing them at the time but just looking at them with this like, almost twinkle in his eyes? Bros waaaay too sloppy it’s like he wants to get caught 🙄

• Kenny’s reaction is more excited Tbh, he’s like “dude who’s are those?! WHERE’D YOU GET THEM AND I CAN HAVE-“ . He’s fr too excited for it and he’s kinda proud of his friend?

• Cartman’s kinda weirded out by it and asking honestly too many questions. He’s like “why tf are you holding panties?? ARE THEY YOURS OR SOMETHING YOU’RE A PERV LIKE THAT???”

• Anywaysssssss

• Butters literally loves eating you out and he adores having you sit on his face, he’s definitely gripping your thighs to keep you on his face while he eats you out because he doesn’t wanna stop

• Did I mention this is a plus sized reader?? PLUS SIZE READER AND HER SCRAWNY ASS BF BUTTERS WHO WANTS ALL HER WEIGHT ON HIM BECAUSE HE LOVES HOW IT FEELS!!!

• I dunno, it just feels right ya know?? Scrawny love stuck, completely obsessed Butters buried between your thighs as he grips onto them begging you to let him give you another orgasm while he’s literally been cumming completely untouched because he just loves you that much

• He overstims the absolute fuck out of you because he gets sooooooo into it and would def live under you, eating you out for hours if you let him

• Butters would totally beg you to sit on his face and for you to cum on his tongue because he loves the taste of you

• “Please darling? Just one more time on my face? I promise I’ll be good for you”

#h harleybaby needs help #harley won’t shut her mouth #mom come get harley she’s rambling #south park x reader #south park x reader headcanons #south park x y/n #butters x reader #butters stotch x reader #butters stotch x y/n #Butters Leopold Stotch x reader #Butters smut #Butters x reader smut

[sketchy-tour]

Hiiihi hello is there an specific thing you like doing in your drawings? Like coloring, lineart, sketch, the reference, anything you want 💐💐

OH SKETCHES FOR SURE!!!! Sketching is so so relaxing to me. Its just me blotting down the image in my head as quickly as possible and it makes me so happy! The lining can be relaxing sometimes but oooo coloring my detested. I love SEEING it finished, but coloring takes oh so long. I fuss so much with the colors to make them look nice. It takes ages. Sketching, however, is nice and easy for me! Super fun! Here! Take some sketches of Wally I did recently!!!

Oh and here, have a WIP for a piece I'm still working on!!! On the lining phase, pray this doesn't take a million years to finish. But Wally....Wally catching frogs....

#ask #my art #sketches #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home wally #wally darling #wh wally #wally darling fanart #welcome home arg #But yea!!!!! #Sketches are my bread and butter. I can sketch for AGES!!! But finishing a work takes so much brain power #its a running joke with my friends that I never finish anything and they have to finish it for me #which is fun hehe impromptu collabs #But I'm TRYING to finish more stuff cause I like finishing fanart at least #personal sketches are okay to leave unfinished but fanart is such a labor of love and I want you to SEE my love!!! #Oh im rambling in the tags again my bad

[the-one-who-lambs]

Chapter 1: How Narinder Takes His Tea

The Lamb has defeated The One Who Waits and inducted him into their cult, and they aren't sure what to think about that. As they get a grip on their new godhood, they realize they need his expertise and allyship, but since they've robbed him of his last flicker of hope, tipping the scales in their favor isn't going to be an easy feat. As Narinder, formerly The One Who Waits, adjusts to mortal life, he's unwilling to let the Lamb's claim on his crown remain unchallenged. With the Lamb at his side, and his emotional turmoil cloaked beneath a thick layer of divine rage for a millennium, their rivalry shifts to an arrangement neither of them can quite pinpoint. The Lamb meets his sharp anger with outward mercy, bitter as they still may be at his betrayal. It's the complete opposite of everything he's learned should be true. A "director's cut" rewrite of the slow-burn, enemies-to-friends-to-lovers series I originally posted in the fandom's very early days, this revamped multichapter fic complicates the original plot elements and character dynamics, incorporates new Relics of the Old Faith content, and commemorates every moment I've cherished writing for my readers, for my new best friends, and for myself.

#hannah's rambles #cult of the lamb #narilamb #cotl #Hannah writes #narinder #the one who waits #the lamb #IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!! ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ohh my GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN Y'ALL #spinning in circles. banging on pots and pans. churning butter really really quickly #okay I need to go to bed I have to teach for 6 hours tomorrow

[peanutbutterex]

I think an underrated line from season two is “Frenchie it is a legume, they can kill you.” Just the way Stede says it cracks me up every time

#ofmd #stede bonnet #frenchie ofmd #so sad frenchie had to find out he was allergic after having the wonderful taste of peanut butter on his tongue #yes this is connected to my post about thanking roach for peanut butter #i am eating peanut butter what can you expect? #me to not unhingedly think about ofmd #psh if you think that you don’t know me at all #peanut’s ramblings

[potatobugz]

scenario in which butters runs away from home & disguises himself as professor chaos. grins

#south park #sp #butters stotch #kenny mccormick #mysterion #professor chaos #mysterion ofc knows its him #sorry if this is 'he would not fucking say tgat' moment i am ill #had the worst day ever today:thumbsup: #and an even worse time trying to post this lol #but im ok now things will get better etc etc #sorry 4 rambling on a south park comic. anywaysni like butters #first time trying to use panels too. very hard idk how you people do it #tginks abt this concept forever and ever bc i think mysterion and proffesor chaos friendship is awesome #(on a desktop ignore my piss poor spelling pls)

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

butters. send post

#colby rambles #south park #southpark #sp #sp butters #sp butters stotch #leopold butters stotch

[rybonucleic-ket]

did a thing

#jim beam posts #south park #ry rambles #low quality #bebe stevens #heidi turner #stan marsh #wendy testaburger #token black #tolkien black #jimmy valmer #clyde donovan #kyle broflovski #craig tucker #tweek tweak #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #sp

[thedarkcircuswritings]

SPOILER WARNING: CRK - The Cookie Laboratorium

Shadow presents to the... the notes of my reaction of The Cookie Laboratorium story!!~ Enjoy, enjoy! Too long didn't read: A lot of cookies = autism

*Romantic music starts playing when seeing Butter Roll Cookie*

Also is that a tiny piece of Dark Enchantress magic? Is he possessed? A part of the Cookies of Darkness??

666 steps,,, 😭Love the reference, but Pomegranate, girlypop, wtf, plz tell me you had breaks

This does make me wonder, since White Lily is out of sleep aka her fairy coma, how does she and Dark Enchantress work as separate beings now? The original we saw was a memory, but White Lily is now awake in Beast Yeast… If they see each other or touch each other, do they just fuse??

Pomegranate sounds like she’s constantly about to pass out, somebody plz put her down for a nap

So the researchers ARE part of the Cookies of Darkness? Never thought I’d see a magic-oriented group be part of alchemy and science now

MATCHA’S ADORABLE I LOVE HER

KIDNAPPING?? HELLO??

Butter Roll, stop being a himbo omg

POOR LICORICE COOKIE

Also. Licorice autism hc. 🥺 He hates sticky and goopy textures, as well as powdery stuff. He also hates getting dirty, probably the type to wash his hands three times. Special interest would definitely be magic!

Do you think raw cookie dough is just gore for the cookies? In human terms, it’d be just a bunch of human meat or something

Poor Matcha 😭 Pomegranate, be nicer to your autistic sister (Pomegranate is probably also autistic)

POISON MUSHROOM HAS A CAP ON HELP??

Wait does that mean that cap is their hair or

WHY IS EVERYONE BULLYING POOR MATCHA, LEAVE MY AUTISTIC BUDDY ALONE

MATCHA CAN CONTROL TEA LEAVES AND STUFF- THAT’S SO CUTE I bet she can read tea leaves too as predictions

Matcha meltdown :c

BABY COOKIES HAVE BEEN MADE, I REPEAT, BABY COOKIES HAVE BEEN MADE!! WE FINALLY KNOW WHAT A NEWBORN COOKIE LOOKS LIKE!!

#🎪shadow rambles! #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #the cookie laboratorium #cookie run kingdom update #dark enchantress cookie #dark enchantress crk #pomegrante cookie #matcha cookie #licorice cookie #poison mushroom cookie #butter roll cookie

[butterfilledpockets]

oh yeah shit

it me birthday! sorry for being dead, got a. ao3 authors note worth of shit goin on

see ya!

(jumps back into fridge)

#butter rambles #butter updates

[h-harleybaby]

I was hoping I could get a Professor Chaos x (captured) reader? Maybe leaning towards nsfw? But ofc not if you’re not comfortable with it. Hope it’s not to much to ask for!

I’m hoping you won’t be upset if I do straight up nsfw, I’m sorry!!! Let’s all thank Hannah for helping me because my brain was empty and I wanted to sob 💕💕 @hannah-h-pleb

TW: Stalking, probs dub con or something?? I dunno just be scared 😍😍

NSFW CONTENT

Professor Chaos x reader

• When Professor Chaos first kidnapped you he wanted info regarding Freedom Pals and good lord he was getting desperate. Or at least desperate enough to kidnap someone

• Soon enough he targets you because not only are you new to the team, you’re an easy target too. Plus it just so happens he finds you stupidly pretty

• He’s honestly been stalking watching you for a good while too so it’s a win win for him, he gets to gain info about his sworn enemies AND capture the pretty lady he’s been stalking he’s obsessed with

• Professor Chaos probably captures you during a battle between the Freedom Pals and Cartmans group, they were all too busy and full of themselves to notice you were gone

• Honestly he was kinda hoping that maybe the Freedom Pals would notice and he could get a nice ransom out of you but they never came for you

• I suppose it’s just the universe telling you that y’all are meant to be, or at least that’s what he kept telling you

• He definitely has you tied to a chair in his lair while he questions you about everything you know, which honestly isn’t much. Not that he’d know what little you know right now, turns out you’re more loyal than he thought

• It’s almost funny because as he interrogates you he can feel his pants getting tighter and tighter as he paces around his lair

• He just can’t help but get a boner with how pretty you look when you’re all tied up and scared!!

• But the sick thing is, you don’t JUST look scared, you’re enjoying this just as much as he is

• It doesn’t take long for him to act on his desires, and it doesn’t take very long for you to give in either

• Professor Chaos starts off more slow and passionate with soft neck kisses, palming your boobs, slowly fingering you, the works. He def wants to take his time with you to get you all worked up

• Professor Chaos fucks a lot differently than Butters does. Prof Chaos fucks, Butters makes love and all that

• And when he fucks you, he gets rough. The feeling of power completely takes over. He’s the type to pull your hair, spank you, and whisper utterly filthy things in your ears, maybe even chokes you

• That man completely ruins you in the best way, leaving your poor ass red with hand prints and your pussy practically stuffed to the brim

• When he’s done with you, you’re more than willing to tell him all you know now that he’s fucked you stupid and he ends up keeping you around

• Now it’s like you’re his little spy, observing anything and everything you can before you can come back to Professor Chaos and tell him everything and get fucked but that’s besides the point

• Somehow this goes on for a long time and the Freedom Pals were none the wiser to how you and Professor Chaos were getting busy behind scenes

• Within time the two of you fell in love, you learned to be just as enamored with him as he was with you

• I suppose the Freedom Pals really never really cared enough to see who was the rat among them, let alone see why their newest recruit had been going missing days at a time?

#h harleybaby needs help #harley won’t shut her mouth #mom come get harley she’s rambling #harley’s anons <33 #south park x reader #south park x reader headcanons #south park x y/n #butters x reader #butters smut #butters x y/n #butters x you #butters stotch x reader #butters stotch x y/n #butters stotch x you #butters stotch smut #butters scotch x reader #professor chaos x reader #professor chaos x y/n #professor chaos x you #professor chaos smut #tfbw x reader

[randomwords247]

Cooking and baking

A small pet peeve of mine with cooking and baking is when recipes say the container rather than the amount

Like, instead of saying "500ml of cream" you say "a pot of cream". Or "a whole can of corn". Like okay which kind of can??? What amount???? Corn comes in more than one size you can't just tell me a can. PLEASE i am begging you tell me the WEIGHT

This is especially a problem with recipes from different countries, for example America. Because your stick of butter is different to our butter. STOP SAYING STICK OF BUTTER TELL ME THE QUANTITY IN GRAMS PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

that being said I feel like I see this crop up in like american recipes in particular. Idk if I've ever seen a recipe in one of our cookbooks that does this....

anyway please just tell me the gosh darn weight I am dying here I have a family I JUST NEED TO KNOW THE WEIGHT

#ramble post #randy rambles #recipes #cooking #baking #'a stick of butter' is the worst for repeat offender i see that crap everywhere in american recipes #JUST SAY THE AMOUNT #like even if a recipe here uses 250g of butter (our butter is in 250g idk what size american butter is) IT SAYS USE 250G OF BUTTER #actually tbf i think butter size is not something thats like fully conventional cuz i just googled lurpack and it says that one is 200g #fun fact our butter isnt a long weird stick like americans. why is your butter like that that looks awful to get on a knife to spread #ours is still rectangular its just like more square #ALSO LIKE IDM CUPS. I have measuring cups that have cups AND ml. I WOULD GLADLY TAKE MEASURING IN CUPS OVER 'STICK OF BUTTER' 'CAN OF CORN' #also for the record what spurred this on is i asked someone for their recipe of something and half the stuff is quantified in this way. #'1 box jiffy cornbread mix' what the frick is that please i have a family #like no hate to them lemme be clear but also WHY ARE AMERICAN RECIPES LIKE THIS IM CRYING #i could be wrong that its just american recipes but i SWEAR ive never seen this in any of our british cookbooks but everytime i try and loo #up an american recipe online or ask an american friend for a recipe they give me quantities like this and im over here quietly dying as i #try and decipher what the frick they just told me to use. what is going on why are recipes there like this #(also idk if they do it for cream i just wanted to give an example that wasnt just can of corn or can of soup) #(SOUP AND CORN COME IN MULTIPLE CAN SIZES YOURE HELPING NOBODY SAYING JUST 'A CAN')

[apatheticallyromantic]

rewatching episode 2 and right before getting ambushed by the four fangs mizu hears the drums a goes “the drums. maybe I’ll just go look at the fun” SHE WANTS TO HAVE FUN!!!! Girl why are you going after some ugly white men YOU SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB!!!

#rambles #blue eye samurai #unironically this was so ?!?!?!!!!!?! #more fics exploring this part of her PLEASE the part of her that just want to have a lil bit of fun PLEASE #like there’s a lot of fics that explore her enjoying sparring as fun #and thats truly my bread and butter #but like festivals!!? games?!?? WHAT IF…. #mizu and taigen at a festival or some other event???? #playing card/board games?!!?!??!