#can I punch you dude

[bruciemilf]

Bitches be like " can't wait for Bruce to die lmao" and then have 10 consecutive panic attacks when Bruce gets sick for longer than a week (Jason Todd, Jason Todd is bitches)

#like literally i feel like we should talk more about the after effects of becoming robin but like. actively #like imagine your dad getting jumped by 10 people jump and having to shake them off. if he cant?? tough!! if he CAN? you still had #to be quiet in the batmobile as you watch your dad get hurt. sure it may be batman taking the punches but bruce takes the pain #like?? little jason todd crying when he sees bruce get beat up on patrol for the first time. he wins but he's still injured-- idk dude its #cool to think abt. #jason todd #bruce wayne #text #text post #dc #dc comics #batfamily #batdad

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Ares? Hephaestus? God of War? God of Machines? Please. Put some respect on their names. That's Mr. Frank's Dad and Mr. Charles and Leo's Dad to you, thank you very much.

#pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #the entire time Ares was on screen i was either thinking 'PUNCH HIM PERCY' #or 'thats franks dad! thats his dad!!!.... poor dude :(' #and whenever Hephaestus was on screen i was all 'LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO! THE FATHER OF CHAMPIONS' #'LEO AND CHARLES DAD IN THE HOUSE!!!! THIS MAN MAKES MACHINES AND HEROES ONLY NOTHING ELSE' #'Hephaestus god of building? more like Hephaestus god of fathering the most badass and loveable demigod sons' #i was a leo fan what can i say. he charmed me with his negative riz and short king energy #im a huge fan of how he spontaneously combusts and can't sit still for more than a second and writes 'cool guy' on his own arm in sharpie #and Charles. what can i even say about him. he was like THE guy. the quintessential boyfriend guy. you think responsible you think him #you think caring you think him. you think lovable you think him. Oh Charles. he is the Romeo of this series but only in metaphor because #hes way better than Romeo. he doesn't lust after 14 y/os and stuff #anyway this show is making me insane

[smallest-moon]

your honor im just simply in love with every version of him ♡

#yes they are all baby boy!!!!! #i want to smooch this man so badly you dont understand #give him the most tender forehead kiss run my fingers through his hair and let his head on my lap so he can take a nap #i just really really love him so much #going so mad over this fucking dude how dares he enter my life just a few days ago and make everything revolve around him #i care normal amounts about him #now excuse me i need to punch my pillow and probably write something where he gets absolutely loved smooched and cared for #since i cannot do it fr myself *sigh* #trigun #trigun maximum #trigun stampede #vash stampede

[kinixuki]

Thinking about training uniforms and spaces for these guys

#while i was drawing the sketch for this #i was cutting bread #it ended up basically like that #the tiniest cut but precision strike at the artery #im very talented #also used to randomass injuries at all times #it's fine #tw blood #narya #kalan #unnamed third dude #he'll probably get a name later #bc narya's fancy training group is only like 10 ppl #they get punched and slashed a lot #'well you can heal it easily whats the issue' #fisher #art #colored sketch #worldbuilding

[just-null-cult]

Noritoshi babygirled for like 2 episodes and never appeared again that is absolutely disrespectful I need more of him😭

ONG. Noritoshi's scenes in the anime were so fucking gorgeous (i'm still not over how they animated his lips and eyelashes and eyes and hair and clothes an-) and they so DISGRACEFULLY PUNCHED HIM OUT OF THE SCREEN TO BALANCE IT OUT.

yknow what, i cherish those moments he was on screen. his constant -_- face brought me unending happiness. if we saw more of him, we would all ascend to beyond human for witnessing such beauty and coolness in one man. that or our faces would melt off bc hes so amazing ahahaha (<- copium)

dont worry though anon. im also fucking drying up from lack of Noritoshi. Noritoshi withdrawls, if you will. thats the reason why i started postin, bc i wanna see Noritoshi being babygirl more often. I'm here w you anon, i'll feed us Noritoshi content.

#??? #cult leader cameo #[my ranting lmao ignore this.] #WE DIDNT EVEN GET TO SEE HIS CONDITION WHEN HE WAS DECKED #LIKE AT LEAST A SHOT OF HIM OR SMTH AFTER THE STRIKE #LET MY BBYG SPEAK ONE MORE TIME BEFORE HE FUCKING KNOCKS OUT #HOW IS IT THAT MEGUMI CAN GET PUMMELED BY THE KING OF CURSES THROUGH BUILDINGS AND BE ABLE TO STAND WITH ONLY A FEW SCRATCHES #BUT A DECK FROM A TREE CURSE IS TOO MUCH AND KNOCKS OUT A DUDE LIKE KAMO???? #FUCK YOU. I RESPECT A MAN WHO CAN GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A MOUNTAIN LIKE HANAMI AND SURVIVE #AND WE ONLY GOT ONE MORE SHOT OF HIM ON MOMO'S FUCKING BROOM.. WE DIDNT EVEN SEE HIS FACE. DAWG I WANNA SEE HOW MY PRINCESS IS DOING #AND THE BASEBALL EPISODE.. I LOVE THE BACKSTORY MENTION AND HOW HE STRIKED OUT BC HE WAS LOST IN THOUGHT. HES SO CUTE FUCK. #BUT CMOM. LET HIM HAVE HIS MOMENT. #HOLD ME BACK BABY #GEGE I JUST WANNA TALK BRO. I JUST WANNA TALK.

[ritasanderson]

Bro not listening

#warframe spoilers #he's such a bitch i love him #he's sooooo mad it wasn't his husband who woke him up 🙄 #necraLoid has no face but you can tell he want to punch a dude

[carlyraejepsans]

i got annoyed on twitter lol

#inspired by that guy who tried to correct me under my sans post because ''it's impossible for him ti have taken the photo'' so obviously... #asriel used his godlike powers to take the picture instead and put it there himself to tell sans he can move on???? like DUDE #frisk literally sees nothing weird with the pic which means they must be aware of it/remember taking it #if your justification is ''oh well the chronology doesn't line up so obviously it had to be God'' then it's not good evidence lmao #like you're literally forcing a deus ex machina into the story. might as well say it was toby dog. or gaster for all it's worth LMAO #sorry i know that person definitely didn't mean to be rude but there's something about the character limit over there that just #does away with any cordialities the moment you have to write something a bit longer #also it's sans lol. they tried to debate me on SANS. I don't pull any punches there LMFAO #anyway how's y'all morning going

[flamboyant-king]

Gachalings!

My tablet came in, so I drew more Ling merch! I also got holographic tape, so the Gachaling stickers can come in sparkle flavor!

(Also the circle puncher can't punch through tape, so I had to show off my intricate and professional circle cutting skills. ✂️)

#maybe even the pins can come in sparkle flavor...ill add that option... #but i premade packs with just plain stickers and plain pins because i didnt have the holo idea until wednesday #i hope the poke energies will sell. i hurt myself over those. im still punching holes in the backings #ill show you guys the picks when i finish. i asked my manager to try it and it was easy #darn my cubital tunnel. i would ask dad but he went away for the weekend #so its jsut me...slowly punching holes in cardboard...dude even the big hole puncher to cut out the pin circles hurts me #lefty can manage the button maker machine by itself. its all about leverage. so having a lower table makes it easier to press down #im done rambling but i just wanted to show you the new lings! i wont post the actual png because 'exclusive' hehe #little creatures #wiwi #lewling #hoardling

[eggsbenedictinurmom]

You can fight anyone no consequences, who any why?

him.

#main reason why outside of pure hatred in my soul is so i can take his shit for free #i mean you DID say there would be no consequences so might as well exploit that in the few moments after i beat him #and don't even try to tell me I'd lose. just look at him. he would NOT take a punch to the face #cult of the lamb #this dude. (derogatory) #cult of the lamb midas

[blueberryblogger]

just saw someone recycling ye olde "X character doesn't read as Y identity to me, someone who doesn't & has never held that identity & thus am not as intimately familiar with mannerisms, tropes & characterizations that are typically associated with Y identity. There is no evidence for X being Y and you guys are acting insane."

like. do you understand that you are using the EXACT SAME excuse that other people are using to shit on YOUR headcanon that you're so attatched too because it has so much evidence?

did it ever cross your mind that it would probably be harder for you, person who isn't X, to pick up on subtler tropes & identifiers of X that you've never experienced because you aren't X?

like you get how it sounds like you're shitting on other wueer people?

#blocking another god damn fantasy high account that i really liked #because when people say 'theres no evidence for your headcanon' and theyre wrong its bad and tbeyre erasing underrepresented identities #but when YOU say 'theres no evidence for this' you are good and correct and the rest of us are just stupid weirdos #like oh my fucking god bro #if i see one more person who isnt fucking gay say 'erm actually fabian cant be gay he liked girls' im gonna lose it #gay men also experience comphet! #and it's not because he's 'effeminate' #because he really isn't THAT effeminate or flamboyant #he dances and he talks like a rich boy and those are the only two things i can think lf #that make him seem 'effeminate' #but like. dude rides a motorcycle from hell. he fights with a sword and plays football #he punched someone on the first day of school & routinely punches and gets punched by his friends #like. fabian is wildly more stereotypically masculine than he is feminine #most of us think Fabian is gay because up until he took interest in Mazey #he had exclusively expressed interest in girls that were unavailable or unobtainable #his 'type' was literally toxic and/or unavailable women #which SCREAMS comphet to anyone who has fucking experienced it before #'yeah i love women but only the ones i cant have amirite lads' #'classic completely heterosexual man behavior' #anyway #i think its incredibly rude to take people seeing their lived experiences in a character and say 'youre insane bc i dont see it' #especially when YOU YOURSELF have a headcanon that a huge chunk of people cannot understand fully but accept anyway because they get it #because they understand seeing yourself in a character and how important that can be #unlike you #vagueposting #me when i vague for the first time in like 3 years

[swan2swan]

Straight Men will be like "I can't STAND having this movie with three women leading!" when they could just sit down and gaze intermittently at Brie Larson's perfect midriff for at least fifteen (on and off) minutes.

#like seriously she spends so much time in a tank top #arms #shoulders #just do some shameless ogling of the hot woman in her hot outfit and watch her PUNCH PEOPLE #that's the stuff that sold comic books you morons #not that I spent any of the movie doing that #the marvels #and for the teenagers and young adults I'm sure Iman is super easy on the eyes #also TeYONAH'S HAIR and eyes #like it's a MOVIE FULL OF WOMEN DUDES #am I objectifying right now? sure but also I mean I DON'T GET HOW THE INCELS CAN COMPLAIN #you get ACTION WOMEN #DOING ACTION THINGS #also there's a hot villain with a giant hammer #and samuel l jackson #and a cat #it's a top tier movie

[licorishh]

Most people really don't seem to understand that friendship is a two-way street.

They expect you to wait on them hand and foot as they rant about and constantly pour on you either their issues or their passions and when you finally have something you'd like to talk about you get a "Man that sucks :/" or a "Cool" in return.

Find somebody who doesn't do that. Then you'll have your best friend.

#i know i ramble sometimes and i'm extremely grateful that my best friend puts up with it :') #but see then in return i do the same for her because it would be completely unfair for me to expect her to act like a wall for me to talk a #or when i wanna show her something and i can tell she's being polite and it doesn't personally strike her fancy I MOVE ON #and she does the same for me and we have way frickin better communication and we have a frickin rad friendship #it's give and take #and also can we bring back the idea of being able to work through some things on your own? #like i am ALL FOR having a support system that can encourage you when things go wrong but some things can be solved on your own #i shouldn't be bearing the burden of figuring out your life for you you know? #i'm absolutely willing to help but if you're just going to spend all your time complaining to me and never ever take my advice #then there comes a point at which i'm literally just acting as your therapist and that's not how friendships are supposed to work #i've become kind of the designated therapist in a lot of friendships throughout my life #and it is exhausting constantly being complained at (sometimes over very minor things) #only to have that person or people COMPLETELY ignore your advice every single time you try to give it #that's not friendship my dude that's using me because you just want someone to complain to #like i said. support system good. treating your friend like an emotional punching bag to let out your problems 24/7 very very bad. #like when i was feeling completely unlike myself and irritated and frustrated for three dang years straight #i didn't really talk about it much because i knew it wasn't the kind of thing advice was going to fix #so i wasn't in the discord servers every two seconds “MAN I REALLY JUST DON'T FEEL GOOD :///” #because when other people do this to me there comes a point at which i'm like “WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT” #like i've given you all the advice i have and you have taken absolutely none of it nor have you taken any action on your own #so now i'm just here to make you feel better about yourself and that's really not my job #emotional support is necessary. patting you on the head when you refuse to do anything to better your situation is not. #tl;dr people who refuse to do anything to better their situation other than complain to ME about it 24/7 drive me nuts #and it drives other people nuts so please don't do it to anyone #don't bottle up your emotions but also don't let them come crashing down and drown everyone you know #just because you can't be bothered to put ANY effort forth to contain them #emotional regulation is attractive~~~ #society today has built such a culture of “it's not YOUR fault and if you cry about it hard enough someone will fix it for you” like no sir #sometimes it IS your fault and sometimes you DO need to take responsibility #and if it is your fault then absolutely no one but you is obligated to fix it

[antirepurp]

frontiers dlc is sonic 06 core im so alive about this

#soda offers you a can #i was curious about amy's playstyle in particular bc we haven't had playable amy with a unique playstyle outside of sa1 and 06 #i think she takes more cues from sa1 but since 06 does the same kinda it feels like a mix of both? #and knuckles' punch animations feel similar to his from 06 :) #and tails! i stg someone looked at how he plays in 06 and was like you know what i can do that #i don't think this is really spoilery but lemme know if you'd like the tag btw #there's a lot more to these dudes than i mentioned that pleasantly surprised me too

[naomiknight-17]

My day started by being woken by Leon knocking over the garbage bin, then I was further disturbed by a phone call from the doctor's office when I specifically asked not to be called in the morning, then I had to cancel my plans for the day due to the weather, then I came on Tumblr and someone got nitpicky about how I phrased something regarding Dungeon Meshi

I am in such a mood to fight someone rn I gotta restrain myself

Maybe I should go do some dishes

#and i was JUST telling a friend that we gotta resist starting internet fights sometimes for our own mental health #but #grrrrrrr me angy #me wanna fight errybody #gimme a punching bag #gimme a nail clipper and pinch up your skin gimme something to cut #that is an elvira kurt reference i am not gonna do that fr #can i just bitch that. someone who calls themself a fagdykeboygirl got offended that i used the phrase 'race-swapped' #when i was referring to a character.. whose race was changed... swapped even... #you got funny credentials for what's offensive my dude/tte #for the record i do not find any of the above offensive it just seems funny to me #to be ok with one but not the other #race-swapping can be done poorly! so can genderbending! #but i literally was just talking about a dwarf who became a half-foot #like. please #please get a hobby #mod post #angry mod #bitch mode #i really should go do some dishes lollll

[leatherbookmark]

oh god okay i understand that maybe not everyone is as indecisive/comfortable with saying "it depends!" as me, but like, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, but i just can't take people who call izzy a villain seriously

#he's a little annoying dude. i swear to fuck #'the real villain in the show is the system and izzy is siding with the system' babygirl he's a pirate 😭 he really isn't 😭 #he could NOT more clearly be -- he literally IS -- that kind of gay man who wears his leathers and anger as an armor because being scary ha #been his way of fighting The System => being consumed and destroyed by it; and who looks down and feels disgusted by flamboyant #and effeminate soft-handed gays because if they're this soft then they clearly haven't experienced this kind of abuse that would make them #harden up. ....you know what i mean. #like idk this show in general like... doesn't have a 'villain'? it's about stede (and ed's) journey and their development. not necessarily #about their Conflict With Someone/Something. i guess it might change in s2 but idk. there are just Situations in which they find themselves #and because of/md is a comedy no one really... holds things against other characters in a long-term way? izzy stabs stede and sells him #out to the english and ed punches him for the latter (which he says 'ok fair' about!!! like!!!) but does he go 'and for all the shit you've #done i'm Firing you as my first mate? no! he slams him against the wall and feeds him his toe but he's like. ok get up and back to work #and he doesn't seem particularly disgusted or upset with him in that final blackbeard's flag 2.0 moment. (nor manipulated; inb4) #like. it's a workplace romcom. the workplace is a pirate ship but it's a workplace and izzy is that annoying coworker who's a bitch and #often ruins everyone's fun but no one like... Seriously ostracizes him. more like applies some light bullying BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY. #COMEDY. do we remember that? #and like. it seems he's going to have a bit of a larger (?) role in s2... it really doesn't seem like the show sees him as a 'villain' or #even an active 'antagonist' either. like ok let's agree 2 disagree and may both sides block each others' asses into oblivion because god #knows both sides have some annoying people but mannnn sometimes... insisting that things Can be divided into Good and Bad... is worse? #shrimp thoughts #once again i wrote a tag novel about an incredibly silly thing. welcome to leatherbookmark

[deancoded-deangirl]

hello can nick and i get married yet just asking for a friend

#he's the weirdest dude but he's so fucking patient with me #i need someone patient and stable to ride the emotional waves with me until i get better at self regulating #so far i'm getting really good at telling him that i need a minute or i'm going to be mean and passive aggressive #so then he gives me a minute and i regroup and then can speak rationally #which is GREAT for me who was once so brutally cruel instinctively #anyway by patient and stable i didn't mean he's my punching bag #i just meant that he doesn't match my extreme emotions (he will match excitement and happiness) and thus provides a baseline #like he stays steady so when i'm upset or mad he'll ask why and i break it down and by the time it's broken down i'm like... okay #so there was no reason to be upset #and we talk about impact vs intent all the time like sometimes he a lil weird in talking so it comes off bad #but yeah he's just really stable and so it's easy to bring myself back if no one is hyping me up #and whenever i'm irritated with him i'll still call his ass and put myself on mute and fall asleep with him on the phone #he's very good at calling me out too (he's also great at taking accountability if he does something) #like one time he showed me a video and i only watched a sec before jumping down his throat #and he called me out and i apologized and redirected and all #one time he had an attitude (when I was upset) and i was like dude what's with the tone #he's also good at like... idk what to call it #but he told me during one of those times when i was upset that it wasn't fair to him to say no but then expect him to do it anyway #because how was he supposed to know when to listen to me and when to not? it was a no win for him and it wasn't fair #and you know what? he was so correct and true for it #i apologized for that too #anyway. when can i marry him. #nick