ERMMM COTL headcanons bc I'm insane and can't stop thinking about the bishops
(id draw them but my hands aren't working tonight >:[ )
Leshy:
Transmasc
That's it
He's transmasc
I said so
Heket:
After becoming Lambert's follower and "reforming" she takes on the role of cult chef
If Narinder comes anywhere near her kitchen she threatens to hit him with a ladle
She eats some of the ingredients as she cooks
Has a golden skull necklace not for immortality but bc it fits her color palette(this is why I gave her one dhdjhsksb)
Kallamar:
Rewraps his siblings wounds with utmost care
Also has a golden skull necklace, another thing for his collection
Shamura:
Constant headaches (they're not in my brain sorry Shamura 😔)
Narinder:
Wears the veil even after being spared by Lambert bc he is overwhelmed by the sights of the mortal world (I mean c'mon, guy was in a white void for 1,000 years!)
Chronic pain(he's just like me fr,,,)
Shaky hands
Thank you for listening the ramblings of a madman :3
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall of Reach” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Grunts in the forest
My buddy Master Chief pacing: the UNSC is lying to us
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Distance🌎, timing⏰, breakdown😫, fighting🤬. silence😶, the train🚂 runs off it's track🚋. Kiss me💋, try to fix it🤕, could you just try to listen👂? Hang up📱, give up🥺, and for the life of us👫, we can't get back🙅♀️🙅♂️
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in the club going nonverbal when the bass drops
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I WANT TO KILL THE MF WHO SONG THAT WEIRD ASS “FAMOUS” TIKTOK SOUND OF
“PERIOD AHH PERIOD UHH”
Cause now….THAT SHIT IS SSTUCK IN MY HEAD WTF
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then all of your friends, they'd try to kill us / but only beacuse they'd be jealous / that our love is deeper than edward and bellas
if i were a zombie, i'd never eat your brain / i just want your heart 💖
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okay okay okay okay tell me im not crazy but. but. noah schnapp is the ethan hawke of today. like. please tell me im not insane but noah schnapp as will byers 🤝 ethan hawke as todd anderson????
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text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real
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