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since the new life series is upon us lets all share our favorite series moments ill go first mine is this clip i have in my camera roll which i dont know which episode its from at all but i think its so funny for no reason where tango goes “yall want some milk?” and whenever ive brought it up to people in the past no one knows what im talking about but i need to share it
#cappy’s log#3rd life#trafficblr#ITS FROM 3RD LIFE. THATS ALL I KNOW#its so funny to me i cant tell you why#yall want some MILK?#life series
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pls tell me alexandre is ricardãos compromise of not being able to log in as richas to build. so theyre gonna be a brand new cappy
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For Jacob Seed, waking up next to someone in his bed was new. But it didn't mean that it was bad.
The golden glow of the early morning warmed Jacob's face, perched high on a marred cheekbone like the birds outside his bedroom window. It was but one of the disturbances that stirred him from a long overdue deep sleep, from a dream world that rarely arrived for the eldest Seed, and if it did, was often disrupted by foul memories of the traumatic variety. The other disturbance, a fingertip he guessed, still traversed across the planes of his back, following along the fault lines of scar tissue, weary muscle, and spine as one would a map. Her touch was featherlight, tender.
For as brash as she was, Jacob knew that she handled him with great, great care.
"You snore," Cappie murmured. A hint of lingering sleepiness colored her drawl. "You snore very loud."
He smirked into his pillow. Jacob hoped that it hid him well, veiled the relief that she was still there, still real.
"You're one to talk," he groused.
He smiled again at her scoff.
"What fucking ever, I do not snore–"
"Like buildin' a log cabin," yawned Jacob as he shot her an accusing look from over his shoulder. "You–"
That ethereal glow from the morning light kissed her dark hair, that mess of tangles and waves, and her scar that sliced down her face. It lifted with her smile, and if not her eyes–those shining things that glimmered like emeralds–that smile could trick Jacob, convince him that he was still very much dreaming.
Whatever he was going to tell her was abandoned in favor of a simple command.
"Come 'ere."
Her smile pursed into a knowing smirk, a telling sign that, like with most things, Cappie had no intention of cooperating.
"Make me," she chided.
Jacob rolled his blue eyes and groaned into his pillow. He liked it, how her finger resumed its curious journey about his back, how she took advantage of the rise of his undershirt to explore his damaged skin, a pioneer of sorts for no one knew such privilege. Well, not sweet like a lover. The scars had to come from somewhere.
The correction stalled him. Lovers? Was that what they were?
"Big Bad," taunted the half-dressed woman in his bed, his nickname falling from her full lips like a spell. It warmed him. "Big Bad Jacob Seed. Goin' quiet over there. Thought you were a morning person– Ah!"
By the front of the shirt– his shirt– Jacob snatched Cappie and yanked her down beside him on the bed, earning a sharp yelp. She writhed in his hold, crying out with glee as Jacob twisted in the bedsheets to settle Cappie beneath him, nestling himself between her warm thighs and the crook of her shoulder. A strong leg hooked on his waist as her fingers carded through his own mess of red hair, a good loser for once. Jacob inhaled her smell, of amber and the lingering aroma of last night's cigarettes.
"You stayed over."
Her hand paused in his hair, the locks fingered between her index and middle like worry stones.
"I did," validated Cappie.
The pad of his thumb ran across the knick on her collarbone, the skin raised and soft. They had a little rule: Don't ask. Jacob often caught himself about to break their own rule. He wanted to know where she's been, if someone hurt her. He wanted names.
"Is that okay?" Cappie added.
Jacob swallowed, put off by the sudden heaviness his simple reflection brought on. The air buzzed, made electric by the undercurrent of her question. It pounded against his cheek.
How could she ask such a thing?
Was it okay?
Jacob thought so. Well, it felt good that she stayed over for the first time, that after drinking on his back porch and swapping stories until midnight Cappie accepted his T-shirt. The offer felt easy, and as the conversation carried over from the back porch to his bedroom, Jacob wondered how it was that, easy. How easy she snuck into his life. How easy he wanted things to be. For her to stay.
"Yeah," Jacob murmured. "I like you here."
Her body sagged. Her exhale fanned his hair.
"I like it when you're here," Jacob admitted.
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So, I finished Nuka-World. I did everything but found one last core, and because I do not care about power armor, I let it slide.
Well, so far from all additional content, it felt most like a proper dlc. It was horrendous at it, but better than nothing I guess.
I really feel like Bethesda is allergic to having a cast of NPCs (which is even funnier considering Fallout 76 developments on this front). They know that they are good at environmental storytelling, so they kill the most of the cast and if you want story you are free to read all the notes. And the lucky few NPC that are left alive, well, wouldn't it be nice to be able to talk to them at least twice if it's not too much to ask for? For example, the theatre dad could be fun if you gave him musical inspired series of quests? Instead of reading about him in logs, randomly finding his dead wife on the other end of the map, and talking to him once before he fucks off, leaving you his hat and sword. Though I must admit, as a location fun house was... Fun?
Speaking about environments. I have.. a lot of negative feelings about the cappy quest and not only because it's the buggiest piece of shi-, I mean as a barely working.. quest. I would say, it was the point where I managed to form my problem with Bethesda Fallout. It, as a setting, treats me, the player, as emotionally immature individual with no attention span who is only motivated by greed and pop culture references. I do not like that.
Last but not least. Do you remember me having some strong words about trader npcs not changing clothes? Apparently I only needed to wait till the very end of the dlc, when I finish the only semi-request they didn't have any thurther comments on, as in turning on the power for them. Now they did change, and are all naked. I suspect that it is just conflict with Sim Settlements 2, but honestly? Could fool me.
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picked up the cappie log to add more eggshells under there (they like. dont come out. so i put the food and the calcium and stuff under the log and they eat it from there) and saw Three mancae chillin in a corner. and 4 adults. 🥹
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So… I did something super fun!
I decided to draw the jerseys from @drabblewithfrannybarnes AU series, Lucky Charms
It’s features, Wilson, Barnesy, Levs, Coach Barber, Yenzy, Cappy, Shea and Storm
Some of the jerseys feature little hints to their girls
Like Wilson, has a cupcake on his arm, for his cupcake, Barnesy has a clover for his clover, Cappy has a bug and Coach Barber has a little heart got his sweetheart.
On each of the sleeves it features a Lucky Charms log designed by me
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“DDD.FM”
Genre: comedy
Fandom: Kirby, Hoshi no Kaabii/Kirby of the Stars/Kirby Right Back at Ya!
Characters: King Dedede, Escargoon, Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, Chef Kawasaki, Waddle Dee, Meta Knight
Audience: last.fm users
Words: 1572
Date Published: November 24, 2022
Summary: The residents of Cappy Town hop on a new trend, Last.fm. King Dedede wants to become the top scrobbler.
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“So these things are called scrobbles, huh?” Escargoon shelved his hands to his hips as he looked down at the mobile device before him. He had stopped a Waddle Dee in the castle out of pure curiosity, and the Waddle Dee had been showing him his favorite app, Last.fm. The Waddle Dee nodded and averted his eyes from his phone to Escargoon. The Waddle Dee wore large on-ear headphones, Beats by Dre, regardless of his lack of external ears. Escargoon grabbed hold of the phone and scrolled through this Waddle Dee’s scrobbles. “And the Cappies are really into this stuff?” The Waddle Dee nodded and looked back to his phone. Escargoon perked up. “I’ve really gotta tell the King about this!”
Escargoon promptly entered Dedede’s lounge area with the stolen phone in-hand. The Waddle Dee struggled to chase after him. King Dedede loudly laughed at what he was watching on the big screen. On the big television above, the King was watching an episode of Himouto! Umaru-chan. At the moment, this was his favorite anime. Umaru-chan enjoys potato chips and cola, just like him. His loud voice bellowed through the halls of the castle before he turned to notice Escargoon. He wiped a tear of laughter from his eye before he spoke. “Whaddya want, Escargoon? You’re interrupting Umaru time!”
“‘I’m sorry, sire, but I recently came across this new phenomenon. It’s the hottest thing in Cappy Town right now. I think you’re gonna love it!” exclaimed Escargoon.
“And what’s that?” said the brash King.
“Last.fm! You listen to music on a phone or a computer and as long as you link your account to it, it logs it for ya! You can even install applications to log when you listen to mp3s!” Escargoon detailed.
“Hmmm…music… Haven’t we done this before?” asked Dedede.
“Don’t fret, your majesty! Cappies farm these logs as scrobbles! They see how much they listen every week and compare. There’s even Discord bots they use to compete.” responded his henchman.
“Scrobbles? Ahahaha! Why didn’t you just say so? I’m ‘onna be the king of scrobbles!” The King pressed a button on his remote, instantly calling Nightmare Enterprises. Escargoon rounded the King’s chair and the Waddle Dee shook with nerves. At this point, he wasn’t getting his phone back.
“Long time, no see, King Dedede!” said the salesman.
“No more talkin’! I need scrobblin’! You’re gonna get me a scrobblin’ monster!” spat the King.
“We don’t have a monster that scrobbles for you, but I think I might know a fancy tool that can help you…” the salesman insisted. Next to him on the screen, a popup window appeared. “This, King Dedede, is Open Scrobbler.”
“Hubba hubba!” the king rubbed his hands together.
“This website lets you scrobble songs manually, so you can scrobble anything you hear without having your account all linked up,” the salesman paused before slyly speaking again, “or, you can scrobble any type of entry you want.”
“Alright, sire! This is big! You’re gonna rack up scrobbles in no time!” Escargoon couldn’t hide his excitement at the King’s vision of success.
The King wore a wide toothy smile on his face and laughed, “That sounds great to me, N.M.E.!”
“One more thing, king; Open Scrobbler isn’t part of Nightmare Enterprises. So we can’t help you if you catch repercussions for your actions. That being said…Au revoir!” The salesman signed off and the TV went black.
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Tiff and Tuff were hanging out with Kirby down in the square scrobbling together. They had a Spotify party going which allowed them both to scrobble the same song at once. Suddenly, Sober by Project Dani started playing through their bluetooth speaker.
“Tuff, what is this music?” asked Tiff, “I don’t really like it.”
“It’s an acquired taste,” answered Tuff.
“Why don’t we listen to something we both like, like Brentalfloss?” suggested Tiff. Kirby looked towards her.
“I don’t want to listen to Brentalfloss. It would be bad for my weekly scrobble report!” replied Tuff. Kirby looked back to him.
“Is that all you care about? What about just hanging out with me?” questioned Tiff in a rage. Kirby looked down. He was sad and worried about his friends fighting.
“Hey, Kirby, why don’t you decide what to scrobble with us?” Tuff handed his phone over to Kirby. Kirby then excitedly smacked the phone screen until a different song started to play. It was World is Mine by ryo (supercell), famously sung by Vocaloid performer Hatsune Miku.
“Poyo! Poyo!” Kirby smiled and jumped excitedly at the sound of the music. Just then, Chef Kawasaki came walking by.
“Hatsune Miku? She’s my favorite! I’ve scrobbled Vocaloid songs more than any other!” he said happily.
“Wow! You scrobble too, Chef Kawasaki?” said Tuff.
“Yeah! I’ve got over 1,300 scrobbles this week alone,” the chef beamed.
“No way! I don’t have nearly that many,” cried Tuff, embarrassed. His attitude suddenly changed. “Oh well, at least I scrobble gamer music.” He held up his phone to show his scrobbles. His recent scrobbles included the Sonic Heroes soundtrack and songs from various Friday Night Funkin’ mods.
“That’s great, Tuff!” Chef Kawasaki remarked supportively, ”It says we have high compatibility!”
Kirby stayed by the speaker amazed by the music, when King Dedede came strolling through town with Escargoon by his side. “Gamer music? I bet you I know a thing or two about that!” proclaimed the King.
“Huh? What do you mean?” whined Tiff. To her, it was disappointing to hear that Dedede had hopped onto the scrobbling trend. This meant he would compete.
“I got 52,000 scrobbles just this week,” he declared. Beside him, Escargoon crossed his arms and nodded. “And I’ve got more gamer music on my weekly report than you could ever listen to!” Dedede held his phone out with his Last.fm profile open for the group to see. Escargoon stretched to see over the King’s shoulder.
“The Persona 5 Original Soundtrack? I didn’t know you had it in ya, sire!” announced Escargoon.
Tiff examined Dedede’s profile carefully. “Hey!” she shouted, “It says here that you listened to The Home Depot theme for 18 hours yesterday!”
Dedede broke a sweat. “That’s because I did! You ever heard it? I could listen to it all day long! Heheh!” Dedede nervously smiled and turned his phone back to himself. Tiff’s feet scuffed the stone beneath her as she turned back to her friends.
“Can’t you guys tell that Dedede is faking scrobbles? There aren’t even 52,000 minutes in a week!”
More Cappies gathered round. Kirby and Tuff both looked up at Tiff and Chef Kawasaki looked confused. “How do you know how many minutes are in a week?” asked Tuff.
Escargoon was ready to bite nails he didn’t have. He then drew courage and gave voice to a brand new idea. “That’s because this account is for all the Waddle Dees at the castle! It’s a combined amount for all of us! We call it DDD.FM and we’re all connected!”
“Poyo…” Kirby turned confusedly towards Escargoon.
“That sounds like cheating!” pouted Tuff.
“We could do it, too!” said a Cappy from the crowd.
“Yes…you can,” said a mysterious figure. In the trees, Meta Knight was perched, watching the crowd.
“Meta Knight! Where have you been?” Tiff called out.
He opened his cape to reveal a bright golden trophy whose shine pierced eyes in the sunlight. “I was busy accepting my Grammy with the 8 Bit Big Band,” spoke the knight in a low voice. Through his mask, Meta Knight began to speak once more, “There is only one way for this to happen. The King is using Open Scrobbler to manually insert false scrobbles. But, if we are all allowed to go against him, you need to find a way to combine all of Cappy Town’s scrobbles.”
“How are we gonna do that?” cried Tuff.
Kirby looked determined to help his friends, despite his previous confusion. King Dedede rushed behind the crowd and opened Open Scrobbler in a panic. His plan was to add more scrobbles than the Cappies could possibly combine together. Kirby noticed this and stepped forward toward him, separating the crowd.
“Wait, Kirby!” shouted the dishonest King.
Before he could think, Kirby had sucked up his phone — and swallowed. Kirby flipped up into a transformation. He gained a reddish color with a white “as” last.fm abbreviated logo horizontally across the back of his body.
“This is Scrobble Kirby!” announced Meta Knight proudly.
Kirby turned back to the crowd and charged up energy from the Cappies’ mobile devices. He combined their scrobbles together, and their accounts all became one.
“This is not good for my scrobbles,” mumbled Tuff, disappointed to see that so many scrobbles would mix together into the same report.
Cappies scrambled to check their phones. A combined total of over 1 million scrobbles appeared on the profile. The weekly total read 302,407 scrobbles when Kirby finished charging his energy. He then dispersed the energy and returned to normal, granting Dedede his phone back.
To 302,407, Dedede’s 52,000 was nothing, regardless of whether or not he recorded false scrobbles. At the sight of it, the King’s jaw dropped and laid agape for the duration of the encounter.
Escargoon took Dedede by the hand. “Oh come on, sire. Let’s go calm down and watch Chi’s Sweet Home.”
#fanfiction#fanfic#my post#scrobblefic#kirby#please dont take this too seriously#I didnt even edit it
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Gaming Log for February 20th 2024
Nintendo Switch Lite
1. Pokemon Scarlet- caught a Tarountula and added data for Tarountula to the Pokedex
2. Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu- caught a Rattata and added data for Rattata to the Pokedex
3. Pokemon Brilliant Diamond- caught a Bidoof and added data for Bidoof to the Pokedex
4. Pokemon Quest- did level 1-1, cooked a meal, added Pidgey and Rattata to my team and the Pokedex, and started cooking again
5. Super Mario 3D World Bowser's Fury- started a file got three green stars and a stamp on the main game and a cat shine on bowsers fury the first cat shine
6. Super Mario Odyssey- teamed up with Cappy, beat a Broodel, went to the cadascade kingdom and got the first power moon
7. Harvest Moon Mad Dash- did level 2 and got 3 gold stars
Nintendo Gamecube
1. Harvest Moon Magical Melody- got the fire prevention note, the stationary note, and the night owl note, foraged, mined, watered my crops, bought and planted cabbage seeds, harvested and shipped my turnips, and gave a gift to Joe
2. Super Mario Sunshine- got the return of Petey Pirahnna shine sprite
3. Harvest Moon Another Wonderful Life- gave a gift to Rock, planted tomatoes, watered my fruit trees, two of them sprouted, took care of my cow, milked my cow, sold milk, trained my dog, fed my dog, got a chicken, and foraged for mugwarts
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Key plays Fallout Shelter (summer 2020)
So I decided to finally try Fallout Shelter before it disappears like the mobile gacha spinoff that it is. I originally planned to play only seven days, but kept playing (at a much slower pace) a bit longer. During the ten days I played, I managed to finish four questlines. In this article, I will relay my overall experience, review said quests, and then talk about some miscellaneous things.
My experience
I started my vault, got my first two dwellers, and did the tutorial. So this is one of those games where everything you want done takes between 2 minutes and 2 days. Since I'm the kind of person who just stares at the screen and waits for things to happen, combined with bad luck with the Rush mechanic, stuff took even longer. Before the day ended, I found the Mysterious Stranger, got a Hardened Minigun, got the vault's first child, and made a lot of rooms, going to bed feeling satisfied despite the rocky parts.
On day 2, I open the game and completely ran out of all my resources. trying to Rush so I can get resources back only makes the situation worse, so my only solution is to scrap everything and make a better vault. After that, I completed a challenge that got me my first Mr. Handy which got my mood back up. I later also find a Pickaxe and a Gauss Rifle.
Day 3 also had a bad start. Basically right after I start the game, mole rats invade a far-off room with no dwellers close by, and the moles proceed to spread through the vault and almost kill everyone. I finally rescue Bottle and Cappy, whose questline I had started a day or two before, by the time the day ends, I also get invaded a few times by Feral Ghouls and Radscorpions, pitifully fighting back as I barely unlock nuclear reactors.
As if to mirror the previous day, the morning starts with Deathclaws attacking the vault. I fight them off, do quests and challenges, and find an
Armor-Piercing Minigun.
Days 5 and 6 are somewhat uneventful compared to the ones before. I take it easy and play a bit more passively. I unlocked the garden and water purifier, found another Gauss Rifle, and got my first max level (50) dweller.
On the 7th day I got a Lunchbox to celebrate my first week. It had no rare items in it. I finished the Climbing the Ranks questline, and got Sarah Lyons as a reward. I managed to fully upgrade my weapon workshop, leaving me with no money, and reached 100 dwellers in the vault, achieving all the goals I had set for myself. Another cool thing that happened is I got my last legendary junk, completing that tab in my log.
I decided to keep playing because some parts were fun enough, and wanted to finish the two other questlines I had started. However, on day 9, I open the game and some kind of glitch happened, which made the cooldown for watching an ad for free stuff be 210 hours, and it also made challenges stop working at all.Day 10 ended, I finished Almost Human and Journey to the Center of Vaultopolis, and I am done with this game.
I originally planned to highlight my most valuable dwellers, but the glitch really destroyed all my motivation, so I'll talk about the quests I have done.
Quests
First off, I'll talk about the two one-off quests I've done. Getting Started is the tutorial quest, and there's nothing special about it. You just get in, kill a Glowing Radroach, and leave. This proves you’re somehow qualified to be the overseer. The only other one-off quest I did is Can't Stop The Signal, in which a raider is using a strange signal to control Radroaches, which is pretty interesting. I've also done a few daily/weekly quests as well as Random Encounter quests, but those aren't saved in the log for whatever reason, and I can't remember them well. Now for the questlines I have done:
Nabbed from Nuka-World
Raiders have kidnapped Bottle and Cappy, the mascots of Nuka-World! Obviously you have to go save them, because you love them so much. Also they're real living beings here. Along the way you come across a group of ghouls who you do not have to fight if you don't want to. That honestly surprised me, and I instinctively went with the peaceful option even if it meant less experience and and loot. After that, you get to the lair of a wastelander who was raising radscorpions, and on the way you kill her pet Glowy. You don;t have to fight her, and she directs you to the Nuka-Cola Factory, where Bottle and Cappy are being held. At the factory, the raider boss is defeated, and Bottle and Cappy are saved. After that, they visit the vault from time to time. Tapping on them when they dance will give caps, and sometimes Nuka-Cola Quantum.
I think the quest was alright. I did it first because it was a limited time quest. I'm not too big a fan of Bottle and Cappy, especially animated fluidly like that instead of being animatronics like in Fallout 4, they're really uncanny here. Again I was surprised that I could choose peace, and I like that one of the mobs was named, even if just in one dialogue.
Climbing the Ranks
So the Brotherhood of Steel thinks your vault would make for a great BoS outpost, but they need a little help at some factory and call for your help. Once you help them, they want to recruit you as a soldier, and ask you to help some more, though the quest descriptions describe it as "proving your Vault is good enough to be an outpost" despite the BoS being the ones asking to make it one. So you save the next team and become a Soldier and get sent to save another team. You do so but their leader was kidnapped and taken to the Nuka-Cola Plant, completely different from the Nuka-Cola Factory. You head there and save none other than Sarah Lyons! She joins your vault as a reward.
I started this questline because it was short, being only 4 quests. The inconsistencies with the quests descriptions and dialogue bother me, but it doesn't really matter that much, and your vault being an outpost or you being a soldier have zero consequences on anything at all. Seeing Lyons was surprising. I don't really rememeber her much as a character, but I do remember that her Brotherhood is a faction I liked, as they're trying to help everyone. The last thing I have to say about this quest, though this applies to the whole game really, is that they made the female Power Armor look way more... girly for some reason, instead of it looking the same on male and female dwellers as it should.
Almost Human
The Railroad was trying to sneak some refugee synths close to your area but they got captured by raiders hired by the Institute. Now, them resorting to random people from the wastes is nothing new and happens as early as Fallout 3, but it's still strange. Anyways, this is a short and straightforward quest: You save Railroad agents and free the synths.
Once again, I started this one because it was short and I wanted to squeeze one last questline to write about before I was done playing. Really standard Railroad quest aside from being against raiders instead of synths. I quite like the reward though, a suit of T-45a power armor, which is basically a prototype made before the standard T-45d.
Journey to the Center of Vaultopolis
This is a long one, made out of 15 quests. I started it before Almost Human, but of course I finished Almost Human first. It begins when you find the journal of Paula Plumbkin, an overseer looking for the legendary Vaultopolis. You follow her steps along the wasteland, checking on vaults and rescuing people, stopping by a Super Duper Mart halfway to resupply, In there, you find another page of her journal, saying that Vault 525 is Vaultopolis, and they used a G.E.C.K. to make it so. You find the supposed location of the vault there, only to meet Paula Plumbkin, who was actually a raider all along. After you defeat her, you head to the real location of Vaultopolis. It's just a vault with nothing special. All Paula wanted to do was kill everyone and make the vault her base.
I liked the mystery this quest had at the start. You're just following a vault overseer looking for an utopia. Along the way she apparently got captured by feral ghouls who were saving up humans for meals, which is something smart that animals do but I wouldn't really think that feral ghouls would do that. Anyway, at the end it's revealed Paula was a raider and was leading you to her, which implies everything that happens, from her being captured by ghouls to a different Vault being attacked by named raiders was all made up by her in order to lead you to her which makes absolutely no sense in my opinion. All the people you visited before meeting her called her nice so they were all in on it? Or did she slowly become a raider as her adventure went on?She does say the wasteland "toughened her up" and the quest description calls her a wannabe raider, but again, that's all weird. The plot twist really surprised me until I thought about it a bit more, and overall the whole quest felt like a waste at the end.
That's it for the quests I've done. Before the glitch happened, I also started Horsemen of the Post-Apocalypse Part 1 which I also find quite intriguing and am tempted to continue to see how that turns out. That questline's three parts have 18 quests combines, making it the longest line in the game. Up next is random little bits I wanted to talk about.
Things unique to Fallout Shelter
As I've already noted before, you can get a never-before-seen prototype power armor in this game. It's not the only item like that. I did not want to cross-check every type of armor here, so I'll only highlight the Power Armors, as well as weapons and creatures.
First I want to talk about the creatures. All the monsters in the game are returning from previous games, except of course most named raiders and monsters. I met a few names raiders, mostly in the Journey to the Center of Vaultopolis, as well as a Glowing Radscorpion named Glowy. Most of the original creatures though are pets. There's a lot of new breeds of dogs and cats, and nearly all legendary pets are new named animals, with only some that are returning characters, like of course Dogmeat, though while most of them do not exactly match their appearance in previous games, at least their description does. Among the pets though is an animal brand new to the Fallout franchise: parrots. There are three different types of parrots with five legendary parrots.
The other creature type I wanted to mention are simple wild animals. First off are rats that like to wander in your vault rooms when no one is in there. They are smaller than the rats seen in previous games, and dig into the ground when people get into the room. They are merely silhouettes though.
The other type of wildlife you may come across are bats in caves. Those really surprised me! As far as I know, this is the first time bats appear in the franchise, though giant mutant bats were planned to appear in Black Isle's Fallout 3, AKA Van Buren. Unlike rats, bats are actually textured. Another creature in caves are insects that flock to floodlights.
Power Armors
As mentioned above, a few of the power armor models are unique to this game, because they wanted the armors to have tiers. For that purpose, a are the weakest, f the strongest, and d the middle ground. All d and f versions do appear in Fallout 4.
T-45a is a prototype and T-51a are prototypes, while the description of T-60a makes it sound like it's just regular T-60. There is also a unique variant of T-60 worn by War from the Horsemen of the Post-Apocalypse. It is vastly superior to even T-60f but I don't know much about it yet. If I make another article about Fallout Shelter, I will talk about the rest of the unique pets and armors.
Unique Weapons
The game's weapons are mostly Falout 3 and 4 weapons, including the unique weapons, but there are a few new ones. The closest thing to fully original weapons are some of the melee weapons: The Pickaxe, and to a lesser extent, the Fire Hydrant Bat and Relentless Raider Sword.
The Fallout franchise has had pickaxes before, as background objects, but this is the first time one can be a weapon, beating Fallout 76 to it. The Fire Hydrant Bat is a tiny version of the Super Mutant Behemoths' melee weapon. It has the potential to deal the most damage out of all weapons in the game. The Relentless Raider Sword is interestingly the only New Vegas-related thing in this game. It's shaped like a bumper sword, but appears to be a normal piece of metal instead of a bumper. Another noteworthy thing related to this weapon is that there was an unused weapon in the files using the Relentless Raider Sword’s appearance and the Sniper Rifle’s name, but its internal name was Bumper Sword. (source)
The most interesting unique gun is Henrietta, a modified lever-action rifle held by Old Longfellow. He does not own this weapon in Fallout 4, nor there seem to be any traces of it in the game's files, and it is the only Fallout Shelter weapon to have visible mods. Here are the rest of the unique weapons that are only in this game:
The Lone Wanderer, a 10mm referencing the Fallout 3 protagonist, the Red Rocket, a BB Gun referencing the in-universe gas station chain, the Magnetron 4000, a Gauss Rifle, the Railmaster, a Railway Rifle, the Farmer's Daughter, which may be a surprising reference to Fallout 2's Miria whom you are forced to marry, Mean Green Monster, a Plasma Rifle, the Lead Belcher, a minigun,
Apotheosis, an Institute pistol, Technician's Revenge, a Junk Jet, Little Brother, a pipe pistol, Big Sister, a pipe rifle, and Dragon's Maw, a plasma thrower. Another weapon of note is Charon's shotgun, which is NPC-only in Fallout 3 but playable in Shelter. There is also a lot of half-implemented unique weapons, and the only actually working but unused weapon is Amata's Pistol, which is basically a Hardened 10mm pistol.
Afterword
After playing for ten days, I had a little fun. I'm still curious about the Horsemen of the Post-Apocalypse questline, but I'm done for now. I didn’t say anything about the music because I think it’s all from Fallout 4, which is fine. The graphics are good enough too. I don't really have anything else to add, so I'll end it here. Thank you for reading!
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i don’t know who may have been clamoring for stuff abt my salty’s lighthouse au, but i’ll yell more about it anyway. here’s some stuff about how i write some of the characters
zorran’s an overdramatic bitch, there’s no way around it. he gives top hat a run for his money (to be fair, the zero fleet kind of have to take him seriously when he’s upset because he’s their leader).
the stars and zeros are in the middle of a massive debate of whether or not top hat’s actually british (the general consensus is that he’s not). top hat’s unaware of this.
sunshine is no longer allowed around logs after one too many incidents where she ended up in serious danger working with them. this includes not being allowed within 5 yards of someone transporting logs (much to her annoyance).
warrior is of average intelligence, but he’s aware that people think he’s a dumbass and accepts it because he finds it funny. besides, he thinks it’s better if he gets stuck with that label instead of his brother.
cappy is overworked and tired and hates almost everyone for making his job/life more difficult (except zb and steamer, but they’re on thin ice). this is because he’s the coast guard, port authority, and the customs launch all at the same time, he just gets the label on his hull repainted whenever necessary.
in contrast to tugs!hercules, this herc is extremely awkward around anyone he finds attractive. his crush on lillie is a one-sided thing here: she finds it cute, but she’s older than him and would rather just stay friends/coworkers.
the zero fleet don’t like steamer (or zb hanging out with him). zb’s completely oblivious to this while steamer has no idea because he’s never met them.
you’d think that boomer would be great at demolition because things keep breaking/malfunctioning/sinking/catching fire around him, but he’s not. every time he’s tried demolition duty, the explosives fail to go off and the buildings don’t come down (until someone other than him checks.. at which point then things start working).
zak has a mildly frightening fascination with fire/explosives. during a fire, zorran once had to forcibly tow him away from trying to watch it more closely. he’s not allowed to hang out with billy for this reason.
billy’s lowkey sad that sunshine and the star fleet almost never contact him outside work unless they need him to blow something up.
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So Ev*l D*ck hosted a bb6 reunion with everyone but Maggie, Ivette, Michael and Cappy (Jblow even showed up!) and here are some takeaways:
-Howie is now a big believer in Bigfoot
-Jen would’ve preferred to have been on the Sovereign Six side of the house
-April couldn’t stand Ivette and only worked with her because of Maggie (she said she and Jen wanted to flip the whole game but couldn’t)
-Ivette/Beau and April/Jen barely knew each other
-James would call Sarah from jury by waiting for the handler to go to sleep, steal his phone, then delete the call logs afterwards lmao
-Janelle had like 6 potential partners before Ashlea (and one of them knew Beau)
-James and April both said they would’ve voted for Janelle over Ivette
-April wanted to keep Beau over Ivette at F6, but Maggie basically guilt-manipulated her into keeping Ivette (she was the swing vote)
-April said that Ivette “poisoned” a lot of the friendship against Janelle early on, and later April was serious about working with Janelle at F4
-They all really respect Maggie’s gameplay now
-Ashlea was evicted first for not washing dishes
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everyone wake the fuck up. new dtau fic just dropped
#cappy’s log#is that. my tag for that i forgor#hermitcraft#dont feel like it has the significance for allt he tags but. them! Hello!#i have no schemes up my sleeve#not at all#:3
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i feel liek everr since i changed my channl name to this it gives me power on a daily basis like hwo when you log onot a game they give you daily money n shit ? yeah . the days where we discuss stupid shit and cappy sends cursed videos or imagery is us going on quests to grind xp and oh what the fuck am i talking about
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bathbomb and seaside?
bath bomb - what is the best form of self care?
Ohh goodness, this one is a really challenging question to answer because I am notoriously Horrible at self care.. qwq My favorite way taking candlelit baths in the dark while listening to oldies + indie pop! I also really like logging out of all my social media for a few hours and going on a walk, playing stardew valley, or taking a nap. ^^ I’m sure other people have much better methods, though! it’s actually one of my resolutions to get better at taking care of myself + stop working myself to the bone!
seaside - ideal date?
bro do not even get me Started on this :pleading_emoji: lmk if this is Lame- the only dates I have ever been on were a) going to see The Secret Garden as a Cappie w my boyfriend who was also a Cappie + sitting in the debate room after the show waiting for these two schools to stop arguing over who should get the nomination for featured actor and b) getting lost in the streets of nyc 15 minutes before curfew, all because the dude and I could not navigate our way back to the hotel from chipotle [they were 3 blocks away from each other.... ;w;]
My ideal date is super lowkey, and mostly involves the person I’m with + i sightseeing in some place neither of us are incredibly familiar with, maybe dropping by some stores and boutiques and being Idiots in all of them. It’s colder outside [so there’s less bugs uwu], and we’re just walkin, talkin, and taking in the views around us.. we stop at a cafe to get hot cocoa, but somehow end the night at the beach while the sun sets + have 3 or 15 Deep Conversations as it gets dark and quiet... big ooga booga hours
#i am terrible w dates bc i am Terrible with the concept of myself in intimate relationships aha#truthfully idk I think i could even enjoy going grocery shopping as a date.. if it's with the right person anything could be lovely yk?#thank you for these shannon!! <3#they were both challenging ngl but they made me come up with a lot of nice things to do while i was trying to answer them! ;w;/ <3#starsplatinum
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The Three Captains: The Night Before Christmas
Author’s Note: This was inspired by and based on a Jeff Dunham episode. For all you Jeff Dunham fans you should probably know which one, but in case you don’t, here is the link. >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifK-k8Ii8Xw
And if you haven’t heard of him, go check him out; he’s amazing!!
Captain Underpants belongs to Dav Pilkey
Captain Blunderpants belongs to his original creator
and Captain Smartypants belongs to @artistcaptainbendy (I think)
*The three Captains are preparing to read The Night Before Christmas to their Georges and Harolds. Cap is the one who will read, and Smarty will softly play Christmas tunes on a guitar while he does so.*
Cap: T’was the night before Christmas—
Blundy: And Mr. Krupp was at the movies.
*all the boys laugh a little*
Blundy: Or eating Edith’s cafeteria food.
Cap: Would you-?!
Blundy: What? I’m just trying to include everybody!
Cap: T’was—
Blundy: HOLD IT!
Cap: What?
Blundy: The heck is “t’was”?
Cap: It’s in the story.
Blundy: It’s stupid.
Cap: It’s tradition!
Blundy: Tis it?
*all the boys laugh again*
Cap: T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the house—
Blundy: Why’s it always a house?
Cap: What—
Blundy: There’s kids that live in apartments. *squeaky voice* How does Santa Clause get to the kids in the apartments, uncle Cappy?
*all the boys laugh*
Blundy: He has to buzz in. *makes a buzzing sound* Santa Clause!
*they laugh again*
Cap: And all through the apartments, not a creature was stirring—
Blundy: Except for the weirdos in 2B.
*all the boys laugh*
Blundy: They’re drunk and hitting each other with nerf swords.
*they laugh again*
Smarty: *annoyed* Oy vey.
Blundy: That’s Smarty’s term for “I wanna throw myself into a hole.”
Smarty: More like I wanna throw you into a hole.
*all the boys giggle*
Blundy: *smug grin*
Cap: *Ahem* Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Blundy: Mouse? You wish! You’re in an apartment, that’s a rat!
*all the boys laugh*
Cap: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care—
Blundy: And believe me, the room could use some fresh air.
*all the boys laugh*
Blundy: Seriously, how the heck did that tradition start?
Cap: What?
Blundy: Hanging up dirty laundry hoping Santa will fill em with goodies! UUUEUEGH! *child voice* I wanna suck on this candy cane but it smells like someone’s feet!
*Blundy’s boys laugh*
Blundy: Good thing the tradition wasn’t underpants. *child voice* Sally, what’s in yours? *girly voice* Lincoln logs!
*all the boys laugh hard*
Blundy: *girly voice* And some Baby Ruths too!
*all the boys laugh again*
Cap: You are ruining this story!
Blundy: You’re the one eating outta your own underpants.
*all the boys continue to laugh*
Blundy: Hey, isn’t this the part where the kids are sleeping with sugar plums dancing in their heads? I think they’re hallucinating. *cheerfully to the boys* Don’t do drugs, kids!
*Blundy’s boys laugh a little*
Cap: *irritated sigh* With mama in her kerchief and I in my cap, we had just settled down—
Blundy: For an Uno game where Cap’s cards are a large stack.
*all the boys laugh, and even Smarty giggles a bit*
Blundy: *sparkly eyes* Aww, Smarty, you thought it was funny too!
*all the boys and Smarty still laugh*
Blundy: Now you have to get to the part where Santa gets busted for breaking and entering; where the heck’s that?
Cap: It’s not breaking and entering!
Blundy: Oh, keep reading, I think it qualifies!
Cap: As I drew in my head and was turning around, down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
Blundy: He fell down?
Cap: Yes.
Blundy: Doesn’t it say his face is all red?
Cap: Yeah?
Blundy: He must’ve been hanging out with Rudolph for too long. He got a red nose too but then it spread and his whole face started glowing.
*all the boys laugh*
Cap/Smarty: *annoyed*
Cap: He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
Blundy: Y’know, if you really think about it, we’re always feeding this guy milk and cookies. Next time we oughta prank him and give him prune juice and toothpaste Oreos instead.
*all the boys laugh*
Blundy: I can’t wait to hear next year’s story. The Night Before Christmas Part 2: Santa’s stomach hurts like heck but at least his breath smells good!
*all the boys laugh harder*
Cap: Can I finish this story?!
Blundy: *sparkly eyes* Oh please do!
Cap: He sprang to his sleigh, and to his team gave a whistle—
Blundy: Let’s get outta here, my eyes are burning from the overdone tinsel.
*all the boys laugh a little*
Cap: But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all—
Blundy: Oh crap, I ran over your bike.
*all the boys laugh loud*
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DJ Wifi December Day 26 - Warm By the Fire
Aaaand I’m back! I have all the oneshots finished and beta’d for DJ Wifi December, so we’re in the home stretch now! Anyway - this is a continuation of Day 20 - Christmas Tree. Struck in a childhood getaway of Nino’s, our heroes try to find a way to pass to the time.
@purrincess-chat
Enjoy!
Read on Ao3
With the logs burning merrily in the fireplace, Alya had enough light to look around the cabin of Nino’s uncle and let herself paint over the drab surroundings by pretending what it might have been like in its heyday. She imagined a little Nino running around the place. She imagined the cabin full of life and sound and laughter, a far cry from the musty silence broken only by the roaring of the fire.
“So,” she began, as much out of curiosity as a desire to strike up a conversation, “what did you do for fun out here?”
He glanced out the window, where the snow was already coming down hard. “Well, me and my cousins liked to run around in the yard, or explore the woods. It might not be a big forest, but there is still plenty of secrets to be found out here. And besides, when you’re a kid, it all seems so much bigger than it is.”
“Hm… that option isn’t looking too hot right now, babe.” Even if she had wanted to go out into the cold - which she didn’t - her boots were more for style than for trudging through the snow. Admittedly, there wasn’t much snow right now, but that was quickly changing. “What else?”
Snorting, he replied, “‘Isn’t looking too hot’? I dunno, I think it looks pretty cool outside.”
“God, you spend too much time with Adrien. His humor is rubbing off on you.” She rolled her eyes but they both began giggling. “But seriously, what else?”
He shrugged. “We didn’t really come out here to do much of anything, you know? It was more like a getaway, a place the family could hang out. We’ve kind spread too far apart for casual visits.” He scratched his chin thoughtfully, searching his memory. “Card games, I guess. The adults liked to play poker while we were outside. Drinking, smoking, talking while they thought we were out of earshot. But for us kids, when it got too dark and we had to come back inside, we usually played Go Fish.”
“Still got the deck in here somewhere?” She had plenty of experience with a bunch of card games under her belt, since she was often the one stuck with watching the twins growing up.
“Sure, but…”
“But what?”
“I’m kinda a world renowned master of Go Fish, and I don’t want to absolute destroy an amateur like yourself.” He brought up her hand that he was holding and kissed the knuckle. “Sorry, babe.”
She knew she was being baited - he had that look in his eyes where she knew he was teasing her for the sake of getting her fired up, but despite knowing all this, it worked all the same. “You’re going to regret those words, cappy.” She pointed toward the kitchen where she was guessing the deck was hidden. “Go get the cards. I’ll move a table in front of the fireplace so we’ll have some light.”
After shuffling the furniture around and dusting off the table, they began playing. The world outside faded to so much background noise as the night wore on and the fire continued to burn merrily.
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