#car ppl are fuckin weird

[swordofthefang]

How extra Pontiac people be acting when someone says Camaros are better than Firebirds and we immediately have to prove them wrong

#car ppl are fuckin weird #I would know #I am a car ppl #pontiac firebird #Pontiac #pontiac trans am #firebird #trans am #fbody #pony car #third gen fbody #knight rider #knight rider meme #Firebird meme #car meme #firebird memes #knight rider memes #Kitt #turbo boost #my stuff

[sanstropfremir]

Everytime you think that's the worst hyb3 will get they sink lower like I expect the worse of that company but they still manage to surprise me

https://twitter.com/TheNuggetsShow/status/1673084680600702976?t=_MqyqrOSbPlm4SZHbjmSpw&s=19

#uh. you guys know that eta stands for Estimated Time of Arrival right. you know thats an extremely common acronym. right. #that pretty much all eng speaking ppl use in daily life....? #i dont like hybe and i never will but the teaser is literally just 15 sec of a car driving and the song is called eta. as in. #ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL. which is something that you would say when telling someone about travel plans.....like....when you are driving.. #the names are a very unfortunate coincidence but maria eva mikel are EXTREMELY common first times.........its literally mary/eve/michael #it could just be actor or character names #like yes the coincidences are there. i do not blame spanish ppl for noticing them right away bc of course they would. its natural #but currently there is nothing in what theyve shown in the teaser that 'actively promotes terrorism'.................cmon now. #tbh saying that the car in the teaser is alluding to how the group used carbombs is like. hysterical to me #its not even blowing up ITS JUST DRIVING #like there arent a million kpop mvs with cars ACTUALLY blowing up in them... #carbombing is like. literally the number one terror method used by literally every group. IF the car was blowing up in the teaser #i would be significantly more skeptical. but once again. it is literally JUST DRIVING #FOR A VIDEO OF A SONG CALLED ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL #also this tweet got deleted literally five minutes after i looked at it so. #text #answers #newjeans w #look. yes the coincidences are fuckin weird and if it turns out that thats actually what they were doing thats so fucking unhinged #but i can very very easily see how this is just a series of unfortunate actual coincidences.

[sharkface-daydreams]

No, but, OK- Chilchuck and Church would literally be that joke of not liking each other until the moment they both tell everybody else to shut up at the same time and they share a moment- "We are the same... finally, somebody who GETS me". Tex is legit impressed with the union work Chilchuck has set up, she wants to get in on this, does he need a bodyguard?

Laios and Caboose are vibing. Laios also thinks Locus is So Cool, and they're both socially inept in opposite ways, but in the sense that it kinda fits together.

Tucker is over there trying to hit on Marcille and Falin, no need to be jealous ladies, plenty of him to go around, and he'd never want to ruin such a great friendship, just gals being pals. Kai is also flirting by she Knows.

Grif wants Senshi to adopt him (and Senshi is 100% cool with that, this poor boy is so hungry), and he has to ask Simmons- "Dude, is this how you feel about Sarge? Like, all the time?". Simmons is trying to math-hack all the fantasy rules.

Carolina just killed a dragon (what, like it's hard?). Wash is like- "Well, at least nothing is gonna run over me here in wacky magic land", and then the first car in this world ever hits him. Doc is having a FUN time learning about all the weird flora and fauna here, O'Malley is already trying to become some combination of dark wizard/necromancer (but he's not good at it).

Donut meets Evil Aslan, and is just- "OK, I'm just gonna skip ahead and kill you right now. I've been through this song and dance with demon-gods, I know how it goes".

Lopez can eat living armor. like, just "raw" or whatever.

There. RVB-Dungeon Meshi crossover. I got that out of my system

ok it's still airing so my watch buddy won't watch with me yet and i have yet to sit and read the manga so im taking notes

chilchuck is a chad, got it.

caboose immediately gets a new friend, that tracks XD <3 love that for him

simmons is me in an isekai, i hate this, thank you <3

of COURSE carolina kills a dragon. of course <3 i love that for her ('what like it's hard?' elle woods has done so much for this world thank u goddess 🙏) but wash omg 😭⚰ it would happen to him. someone invents THEE first like motorized soap box derby car and itjust fuckin. smashes his kneecaps and keeps going RIP king 🙏

i love. i love all of this. question for you though. i love the implications of Lopez eating living armor raw which i know nothing about. does this count as cannibalism do you think? or do you think lopez sees himself as the ghost within the shell, separate from his armor? (or do you hc there's an android in the armor? :o i do when it's convenient for fic alsdkjflkfd)

also. this makes me think of something i want to share finally. (ill put under a cut bc adding 13 pics is a lot)

a long time ago when this picrew was first available (it's only patreon now i think? ppl kept stealing the assets💢 and such so the artist got understandably mad and took it off picrew site :( i made... RVB RPG PORTRAITS!!!! (they still have an rpg maker one but its very different)

also dont kill me but its taken me 3 years to realise i didn't make tex 😭

Red Team:

Blue Team: (had to put Church between them or they'd fight ☺)

And the mercs <3

#my writing stuff #kind of #this would be a different fantasy au #we just got a letter #rubykgrant #<33333333333333333333333 ruby i love it ty #sorry it took forever i got it JUST as i was gonna put my phone away and go to sleep last night 😭😭 #but aaaaaaaaaaa i love these im so sad the picrew is gone but im even more mad at fuckers who steal art #dont fucking do that!! #dungeon meshi #am i allowed to put that in this tag? its a crossover #rvb #red vs blue #red vs dungeon #hm. or purple vs dungeon #red vs blue vs dungeon? #aaaaaaaaaaanyway #i think my ritalin kicked in. lol. lmao #FUN RVB THINKS #i just remembered my AU tag 😭

[unhingedkinfessions]

(TQ USER IM NOT YELLING I JUST TYPE LIKR THIS I FORGOR I HAVE TO PUT A DISCLAIMER EVER TIME OR WHATEVER) HAI !! FIRST TIME SENDING AN ASK HERE LMAO. SO I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS KINNIE DISCORD SERVER DRAMA I HAD SO I MIGHT AS WELL SUBMIT IT HERE.

SO IM A VRISKA SERKET KINNIE, UNFORTUNATELY. BUT BACK IN 2022, I BELIEVED I WAS DIRK STRIDER, DUE TO SHITTY IDENTITY ISSUES AND PROBABLY OTHER THINGS. I HAD RECENTLY GOTTEN MY KINNIE BOYFRIEND (NOW EX) INTO HOMESTUCK, AT THE TIME. WE’LL CALL HIM SODA. SO SODA HAD MET THIS GIRL ON TIKTOK, GOING BY THE NAME TRANSFEM TEREZI. SHE HAD A BUNCH OF FOLLOWERS AND WAS GENERALLY WELL KNOWN ON HOMESTUCK TIKTOK. SO THEY BECAME BESTIES, AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS NEAT SO I STARTED TALKING TO HER ON DISCORD. WE BECAME BESTIES AS WELL !!

SO WE ALL KINNED FROM HOMESTUCK, THEREFORE WE DECIDED TO MAKE A HOMESTUCK KINNIE SERVER. AFTER A FEW DAYS IT WAS DONE, AND TEREZI INVITED ALL OF HER FOLLOWERS. ALL OF US BEING DUMB AND HAVING NO MODERATION EXPERIENCE, WE MODDED RANDOM PEOPLE, WHICH WILL BE IMPORTANT L8TER.

THE SERVER WAS PRETTY ACTIVE AND EVERYONE WAS HAVING FUN. FOR LIKE 5 DAYS. ONE DAY, I WAS AT THE BEACH WITH MY FAMILY AND MY PHONE WAS IN THE CAR. ONCE WE WERE DONE, I CAME BACK TO CHECK IT. AND THERE IT WAS, 100+ NOTIFS. I WAS CONFUSED AND WENT ON DISCORD, ONLY TO SEE THE HORRORS:

TONS OF DMS FROM 6 DIFFERENT PEOPLE, 3 DIFFERENT NEW GROUP CHATS, 5 PEOPLE ASKING ME WHAT HAPPENED, AND SOME PEOPLE TELLING ME TO DIE. I WAS SO DAMN CONFUSED, SO I LOOKED TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON AND ASKED ABOUT IT.

APPARENTLY, A GUY NAMED BEEF NUTS JOINED THE SERVER AND STARTED SPAMMING SLURS AND SCAT JOKES, AMONG OTHER THINGS. REASONABLY, ONE OF THE MODS BANNED HIM. THIS TURNED OUT TO BE A HORRIBLE IDEA, AS ONCE HE WAS BANNED, THE OTHER MODS AND SOME MEMBERS GOT PISSED AND STARTED SPAMMING “JUSTICE FOR BEEF NUTS,” WHICH HAD CAUSED TEREZI TO JUST GET STRESSED AND FUCKING LEAVE THE SERVER WHILE IT ALL WENT DOWN??

SOON ENOUGH, THE SERVER WAS IN SHAMBLES. EVERYONE WAS CONFUSED AND THE OWNER HAD LEFT, PLUS CHANNELS WERE CLOGGED. EVENTUALLY, WE DID DAMAGE CONTROL, AND FIXED IT UP.

AFTER THAT, EVERYONE WAS FUCKIN PISSED AT TEREZI. WE DUG UP A BUNCH OF STUFF ABOUT HER AND JUST DECIDED TO H8 HER. WE CALLED HER ABLEIST AND RACIST AND TRANSPHOBIC, AND WENT TO HUNT HER DOWN AND HARASS HER, BECAUSE DUMB CHILDREN.

AFTER SHIT GOT REAAAL BAD, SHE DECIDED TO RESPOND TO THE ALLEGATIONS. HER RESPONSE WAS BASICALLY “IM A SYSTEM NOT A KINNIE NOW ACTUALLY. ONE OF MY ALTERS IS JUST AN ASSHOLE” AND EVERYONE BELIEVED HER I GUESS BECAUSE PPL STOPPED TALKING ABOUT IT.

MORE HAPPENED L8TER BUT IM SAVING THAT FOR ANOTHER ASK. REMEMBER ME AS VRISKA ANON. BAI :333

ok thats cool and all but all i asked is if you wanted fries with that not so happy meal. a bit weird that you're admitting to harassing some random maybe-system who got overwhelmed and prolly didnt deserve to get hated on like its such a funny story. from what youve said here in this drivethrough with the broken sign and cracked pavement it sounds like you guys were weird and in the wrong. "dumb children" 2022 was last year own up motherfucker

have a bit of shame and compassion in your heart girl we aint your friends. but what do i know im just a humble worker here at uhkfdonalds or some shit

#anonymous #mod dave #not a kinfession #executive decision on that tag this is barely tangentially kin related #kin server stories #caps #like thats a bit much dont you think

[ventiswampwater]

Bo and Lester Sinclair

AHHHHHHH, the stinky men themselves 🦍 + 🐀!!!

disclaimer: imo, any situation in which u "date" either of these two men would have to be predicated on some absolute tomfuckery and a hostage-type situation. LMAO. I see no other conceivable world where you'd just........run into them and have a normal ass relationship jhfdsjhfjdshjsdf they are so deeply ABNORMAL. so warnings for stockholm syndrome/dubcon headcanons below!!

once again under the cut bc a bitch truly does TALK

feel free to send me a character of ur choice for headcanons and I'll give u 3 pros and 3 cons of dating them. if ur so inclined!!!!

boseph

sidenote: I've been on a sabbatical from Him™ recently. he's been on the backburner. I've been hoovering down DIFFERENT fictional shlong. HAPPILY. so tell me why I was scrollin thru these gifs of him goin yum yum there he IS HIIIIII BABY hehehehe muy deliciosio. ?????? so fuckin embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!

ANYWAY.

3 PROS

dick game is fucking immaculate. I HATE to fuckin say it. literally crying screaming THROWING TF UP. bc come on. I'd LOVE. more than anything. to tell u with CONFIDENCE that it's subpar. but I'd be fuckin lying to u AND myself. and the gods would smite my fuckin ass from existence. so yeah. it's good. u know. the kinda dick game where he absolutely does not care if this feels good 4 u. and it's mean and awful............but somehow it's makin u astral project into 328798329832 different galaxies. it's SUCH a fuckin shame. smh.

despite being a FAKE ASS LARPING "mechanic", I genuinely do think he's handy and knows his way around vehicles/how to fix things. he's very much a car guy. <-this is also a CON. have u met a CAR GUY before??? immediate no. but I'm considering it a pro. bc u will definitely have to bring him sweet tea down to his stupid shop one summer afternoon. and the garage doors will be wide open and he'll be blasting korn or slipknot or some shit. and he'll be workin on a car engine in a slutty wifebeater with a slutty lil rag tucked into his slutty lil belt loop. and he'll be sweaty and covered in grease and annoying. he'll complain about how ur interrupting his work. and then u get banged on the hood of the car bc he's a skank. so it's a pro.

I just feel like he smells G O O D. like. AS MUCH as I call him stinky. I unfortunately think he consistently smells good. like. the kinda smell that makes ur brain go ooga booga cavewoman-mode and forget ur basic motor functions. sigh sigh SMH

3 CONS

EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN FOR THIS LOSER

MEAN dom (this is also. regrettably. a pro)

it would be SO fun to peg him. u will never peg him.

mommy issues out the fuckin WAZOO. daddy issues too. every issue in the fuckin book. get ready 2 be seen less as a person and more as a weird conglomeration mishmash projected fantasy-nightmare. he's dedicated his whole adult life to maintaining a murdertown in his beloved mama's memory. his mother also fucking hated him. he's very aware of that. recreates and sexualizes his trauma to feel better about all that. yikes!!!!!!!!!! YIKES!!!!!!!!!!

lester

3 PROS

full of boundless enthusiasm!! genuinely interested in what u have to say!! will happily talk to u for hours about whatever dumb shit u have boppin around ur brain!! most ppl are usually unsettled by him (honestly, for valid reasons LMAO. I mean. he IS leading u to certain doom in his big bro's helltown), so having someone around who doesn't treat him like an oddity has him BUZZING.

he's a v strange but thoughtful gift-giver. I definitely see him as the kinda guy to randomly give u weird lil trinkets. like here u go. he whittled down this wood into the shape of a catfish for u. he's coming over to present u with a bizarre taxidermied raccoon w/a frilled dress and tiara. both the dress and tiara are made of recycled chip bags and six-pack rings. u love it

I feel like he makes a MEAN gumbo. u wouldn't even know it's made of lizard tails and alligator eyeballs. unless he told u. which he will. w/a huge grin while ur mid-mouthful

3 CONS

actually LITERALLY stinky. like. RANCID. DIS-COS-TANG. I'm not discounting the fact that he takes baths in like. a metal tub in his backyard w/dial soap. from time to time. but come on. he's a bit putrid. a bit foul.

I v much feel that he hasn't navigated a lot (if any) normal adult relationships. so get ready for some pie-in-the-sky goofy affection that skews pretty immature. he means well, but there's a lot of cognitive dissonance and general weirdness there. he's hardly been shown any good representations on how relationships should work, so his interpretation is...................boyish. and strange

I.........feel like he's clingy. just. smthn about him. as happy-go-lucky as he might appear, he's v liable of getting his feelings hurt if he feels like ur pulling away/losing interest in him. all the sinclair boys are pretty DEEPLY maladjusted lmao. I could see him being the type of personality to sulk around. he's the baby of the family after all. just a lil guy (affectionate) (derogatory)

#sighs. screams. vaults off bridge. #my mcfuckin dudes............................ #SIGHING DREAMILY (HATEFULLY) #sam speaks #ask game #house of wax

[thetriggeredhappy]

Was wondering, over here -- what's your favorite type of Scout characterization(s)? I've been in this fandom for almost a decade, and (imo) everyone's got a slightly different spin on him, ranging from "category 5 annoyance, cartoonishly egocentric" to "earnest but afflicted with Early 20s Brain" to anything anywhere in between or beyond that. Got any specific hallmarks you're fond of? Stuff you tend to disregard?

hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

alright so naturally i’m always the type to drift towards characters who, even as you’re reading them, you can kinda see the lenticular way they can be interpreted. you can tell by the author’s tone how the character interprets themselves, and how they’re interpreted by the viewer, and how they’re interpreted by whoever they’re talking to—three-dimensional, in shortform. with grey areas. sort of taking them outside of their trope and giving them the leeway of, at times, even assuming that the media itself is biased regarding them.

which is how i approach tf2, as well—the medium they exist in is, by virtue of being an absurdist comedy, an unreliable narrator.

so when you posit the stances “scout is like if gaston was wicked annoying and 150 pounds max but didn’t notice” vs “earnest, flawed early 20s dude without a ton of perspective on his life”, as if they’re two ends of the spectrum, my answer is, they don’t have to be.

i’m not a huge stickler on interpretations of characters, to be honest, but i do have a few icks with some interpretations of scout. any interpretation that implies he’s one of those dudes who says things for shock value or for a reaction really irritate me, mostly because there’s nothing in the text of canon that would even remotely imply that. scout wouldn’t say some weird shit about a girl going to make him a sandwich or whatever, he’d draw a picture of spy getting hit by a car and then hand it to spy because they don’t get along. giving scout these weird greasy traits just because at a glance you might characterize him that way in the netflix live-action remake, it just comes across as like. like maybe you don’t know what you’re talking about actually. like, the cheapest easiest possible characterization. the wish dot com characterization.

and i know it might seem a little bit like the pot and kettle on this one since i do take such heavy liberties with the characters, but here’s the thing—my argument isn’t that changing the characters in your fanwork is Bad. that’s all fanwork. that’s all interpretation. my argument is that making tf2 characters weirdly bigoted and filling in weird shock value stuff for no reason is fuckin’ lazy.

it’s much harder, and much more vulnerable, and takes way more time and effort, to try to write these characters with good jokes, or with human personalities, or with actual motivations and thought into their behavior, etc etc. and going “scout says [insert alphabetical list of homophobic slurs], because it’s the 70s lol they hate gay ppl” just tells me you’re not capable of writing well.

that’s not to say i even want scout to necessarily be a good person. i think it’s actually kind of funny that he decided to like, learn manners and etiquette and put on a prom for miss pauling, because having a dude who kills people for money do some cute shit like that is weirdly sweet, in a roundabout way. i think the canon of the text would imply that scout tf2 is kind of a sweet dude. but like, y’know. obviously nobody on the team is mentally or emotionally well. mentally and emotionally sound people don’t die and murder for money. writing scout as particularly egocentric, overly concerned with his own life (either in an anxious way or a narcissistic way), loud mouthed, temperamental, a sore loser, unsportsmanlike, those are all takes i’ve seen that have been really interesting spins of his character.

my favorite traits in him are probably things like him being a hugely impulsive talker, way exaggerative of positive emotions (like whenever he or someone else does some cool shit), maybe a little overdramatic and whiny about the small things, him being dude who will see his friend punch someone across the bar and will sprint over to punch them too, a real ride-or-die guy, kinda stubborn. maybe a little catty sometimes, earnest in a weirdly brave sort of way, clumsy or bad luck or both. dude with a weirdly nonexistent sense of shame or embarrassment except about, like, if he finds out he was wearing his shirt backwards when talking to Miss Pauling or something silly like that. and not even necessarily all of these at once! i just like these characterizations in general, and scout tends to get these ones.

this went on longer than i meant it to, sorry. anyways. scout teamfortress my beloathed

#shut up me #everybody talks #i don’t necessarily disagree with more villainous horror-esque content with him. i just don’t personally enjoy the genre

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

billy and max were not californian enough in my humble socal opinion. like i’m not saying all californians have had my exact experience. but. come on.

where was the bitching about the cold weather and the lack of good mexican and chinese restaurants nearby. never have i met a californian that wasn’t ready to throw down for in n out when out of state ppl try to talk shit, even if it isn’t remotely their favorite burger place. i just know max would go crazy over the fuck all to do in town within a month or two. the largest city is probably hours away, cue billy quickly realizing the only entertainment at hand is shitty high school parties.

you’re telling me max wouldn’t throw a fit about the lack of giant skateparks? that billy wouldn’t take every opportunity to bitch and moan about having to get chains for his tires and the menace of ice and snow on the roads fucking up his car? billy refuses to button his fuckin shirt in november, he’s going to die as soon as the temperature dips below 35F. i know not every person from socal is as much of a bitch as i am about low temperatures but most of us are not built for temperatures below like 40 or 30F. actual snow is going to happen and max is going to eat shit trying to skateboard through it. i had to defrost my car for the first time during a cold snap last month and i thought i was losing my mind, billy is going to fucking hate what cold temperatures can do to your car, especially if you park it outside on the regular.

white bitches love mexican food, have you seen how they get about chipotle? one day billy and max are gonna be home alone and go ‘we should get mexican takeout tonight’ and suddenly realize they live in the fuckin heartland now, the chances of finding a good (let alone decent) taco place nearby depend entirely of the percentage of mexican immigrants settling in bumfuck indiana to actually open a place. or at least somebody from texas.

i desperately need max and billy throwing down for in n out. i don’t care about your opinion on it, your average bitch from california will not stand for actual slander against it. lucas tries taking max to the local diner and puts his foot in his mouth (”it can’t be that good, max”) after trying to insist that the burgers in hawkins are leagues better than whatever they had back in california. steve and billy nearly brawl again because billy fuckin loves the skinny crispy in n out fries and dares to put them above mcdonald’s fries and steve thinks he’s fucking crazy.

depending on where they lived in california, the lack of mountains would probably be something weird to get used to. travelling past the mountains and through flat land makes the monkey in my brain go ‘where big rocks go??? why so exposed??? too flat!!’ and i can’t help but think of max constantly doing double takes at the sheer amount forest around hawkins and the distinct lack of mountains nearby lol. california is huge and there’s loads of different biomes within it, but you’re not gonna find very many forests, especially in the areas billy and max probably lived in (i think in runaway max they lived in san diego? but that’s shaky half-canon at this point).

give me the weird slang differences between the midwest and the west coast. i had a teacher from wisconsin call water fountains ‘bubblers’ once and i swear it gave me whiplash. i love regional slang. idk if it depends on the person’s age or region or if its interchangeable in some places, but the face i’m picturing billy making after hearing somebody call it ‘pop’ instead of ‘soda’ is priceless. there’s also no fucking way billy hung out with californian surfers in the 70s - 80s and didn’t pick up some truly atrocious slang that pops up now and then. max thinks he sounds fucking dumb, but then billy makes fun of the fact that she can’t roll her ‘r’s and it starts another bitch fight. more of max and billy both saying ‘like’ way too much as a sentence filler and everyone else making fun of them.

i don’t know, i want more fun and interesting and annoying little things that people from different states do. billy and max moved across the whole damn country, i want more conflict from that than just the obvious issues.

#billy hargrove #i'd tag max but idk how likely i am to get ppl jumping down my throat about it lol #sketchy speaks #my text post #tagging this as harringrove bc the bit about steve and billy brawling after bickering over ridiculous shit is just how they flirt #anyway other ppl from california dont come for me ik my experiences are not universal but i am firmly a socal bitch first and human second #catch me projecting all my highly specific experiences onto billy and max #me 🤝 billy #i'd rather be dead in california than alive in arizona energy #billy's wild ass burger chain opinions are my own #i will go to bat so hard for in n out fries my friends hate it lol

[pinkchunder]

Weird workin in a shop cos some ppl i work with act like theyre a better class of worker, lookin down on the blokes we serve who do manual labour, or look down on the delivery driver we have or summit. Which is fucked.

Then u get many customers who look down on you, like ur there serving boy. Look disgusted wen they have to pack their own bag, or we make em clean up their own kids sick lol. They wont even say hi as they come up to the till. Nose in the air, silence, hand already out waiting for the receipt while ur still scanning items.

And then ill be scrubbing on my hands and knees like that damn post abt sugar being so cheap now and spillages are jst written off. And the ppl will literally walk right over u and cram past where ur knelt. And idk how u can be in that position and look down on any job.

My coworkers take gr8 joy in fuckin over shop lifters too, one temp boss i had literally said she wants 1 of them to get hit by a car. Another mocked a lady for stealing pot noodle cos its so cheap, confused as to why she wud bother, when her words as he took it off her and chased her round the store was "please im just so hungry".

Then as you try let a customer off a few pence u got in ur wallet so they dont have to put their essentials back, they call you a fucking idiot for wearing a face mask and call you a pussy for being afraid of corona.

And it just absolutley rots my brain daily to the point that im not mentally there at work anymore cos im not sure i can be. This has like zero point just like recovering from a shift. And bein guilted into doin overtime. And i feel crazy.

#feels like witnessing and being in a tragedy every day #im the fool but idk why every1 is laughing at me #and everything is just falling apart around us

[albatris]

small amendment to chapter one of rental car

nat has technically been [loud car horn noise] the same as everyone else in darwelaide and. his car. his car functions briefly under the same sort of illusions as the ethel house does. which is why like. when nat goes to investigate later, no one can remember seeing his car parked by the reservoir despite it being there for over a week. the car is There but no one is capable of holding it in their brains, except for one guy and his grandma who can see it because they're not [comically loud sound of overhead jet plane] like everyone else in darwelaide

WHICH MEANS. lmao. that nat finally gets out of the car in chapter one. realises he's made a mistake and he's in even more danger out in the open. wants to go back into his car. but he's under the same influence as everyone else and his mind is flipping inside out and he no longer thinks his car exists. he cannot see his fuckin car anymore. and has to work really hard to even hold the memory of ever having been in his car in his brain

I don't think nat actually goes as far as to believe his car was never there, as in, as soon as he leaves the car he stops knowing he had just been in his car, but once he's out of the car that car is gone. vanished. it might still kind of be there but its weird and unreal and flimsy and not quite there, iffy relationship with reality, nat looks at it and sees it but doesn't see it and feels vaguely nauseated and like it's Not Really There, and to his brain It Very Much Is Not. bad bad bad bad feeling. fake car. illusion of a car. and when he turns away That Car Is Gone, And That Is Indisputable Fact

which is why he doesn't just. get straight back inside and go back to hiding

I like the idea because it's very stupid and because it's a fun little set up for the stuff I toy with a bit later, where like..... I mean, the ethel house, obviously

but also the fact that members of the gang routinely discover [pots and pans clatter out of a cupboard with deafening noise] and are like oh my god what the fuck is this I should tell someone and then upon moving away from it, their narration just immediately returns to normal like nothing ever happened

bc as a reader you CAN hold that information and you're becoming increasingly stressed that the characters can't

it's only when yvonne sees it and is talking to nat on the phone and mentions it that ppl start to realise something is up!! bc nat asks her later like "oh hey what was that weird thing you mentioned seeing when we were on the phone? we should investigate? you seemed really concerned??" n she's just like "what weird thing?? lmao"

n idk it would be fun to have that play out in chapter one way before anyone has the context to be terrified by it. fun little treat

[loudestcloud]

I'm sick of ppl the poor kids to be grateful for the bad, thoughtless shit we get in donated stockings I won't be thankful for ruined Christmas'. I will acknowledge that it's no ones fault but also it is because we could just stop filing every single stocking with the same shade if pink or blue. Give it some spice, some reds some orange and green, anything else.

I as a kid asked for the boys stockings twice and they said no for no reason other than I was a girl. My family and I explained that I don't like pink and I like cars so its more likely to be in the boys and that'd make me happy but they didn't care, no matter how early we asked in the planning process. It ruined my Christmas to get all the pink and sparkling stuff and this isn't because I'm trans its because its not what I liked and I knew someone could have fixed that. And little kids, age 4-8, did not want hair gel and perfume but thats what we got! And we had to be soooo grateful for what? Literally what kid in the 2010s wanted that that young? It was awful. Also i got a bear one year. Just once. Out of many many years, one bear. A little pink bear hand picked by a classmate of mine and i miss him to this day but isn't that fuckin weird? We get hair and body products but never a fuckin toy? But be grateful kids cos someone is dying in Africa 🤪

#rant #Christmas #winter #charity

[petrosapian]

Fuck it, I'm also bored, so since I love you I'm gonna say Gwevin, and since I'm evil I'm also gonna suggest Gwengit.

classic, sure has been a while since ive visited anything ben 10 related

who hogs the duvet: Gwen, small but mighty

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Kevin, little needy but Gwen is very quick to respond

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Kevin, get a little over anxious about it

who gets up first in the morning: Gwen and her fuckin 5am ass

who suggests new things in bed: Gwendolyn maam

who cries at movies: Kevin big softee

who gives unprompted massages: I thihnk both really, theyre very stressed ppl

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Both but Kevin more so

who gets jealous easiest: lmao theyre both jealous ppl

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Kevin

who collects something unusual: mm idk if cars or magic artifacts are really weird

who takes the longest to get ready: theyre both pretty quick i think

who is the most tidy and organised: Gwen definitely

who gets most excited about the holidays: Gwen

who is the big spoon/little spoon: alternates but Kevin is ususally little spoon

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: Gwen is agressively competitive

who starts the most arguments: Gwen lmao

who suggests that they buy a pet: Kevin definitely

what couple traditions they have: hmmm i think a lot of soft low key ones like going over each others scars and the like

what tv shows they watch together: cooking shows, get very worked up

what other couple they hang out with: whoever ben is dating at the moment so they can back up his poor partner

how they spend time together as a couple: just nappign or reading around while they do like separate tasks together

who made the first move: who the fuck knows

who brings flowers home: kevin

who is the best cook: kevin

gwengit

who hogs the duvet: gwen, will concede nothing to argit

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: the other could be dead for all they care

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: argit but theyre awful. half eaten day old pizza hut type of fare

who gets up first in the morning: Gwen

who suggests new things in bed: hmm

who cries at movies: neither, stone cold

who gives unprompted massages: Argit but theyre awful

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: neither

who gets jealous easiest: Gwen

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Argit

who collects something unusual: Argit collects like gum wrappers or some weird horder shit

who takes the longest to get ready: Gwen puts more effort but shes quick

who is the most tidy and organised: Gwen by a mile

who gets most excited about the holidays: Gwen

who is the big spoon/little spoon: hmm. if they had to gwen would be little spoon

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: both are obscene in this respect

who starts the most arguments: its a 50/50 split

who suggests that they buy a pet: i dont think they could handle a pet

what couple traditions they have: idk nothing

what tv shows they watch together: shark tank

what other couple they hang out with: no one wants to

how they spend time together as a couple: they dont

who made the first move: who knows it just happened

who brings flowers home: neither

who is the best cook: hmm. kevin

#ben 10 #gwevin #gwengit #this ask is sooo long lmao #lots of luv bestie

[dudeurwangsout]

its so strange bc i actually really think this could benefit me more than i had initially thought. i have needed u for a very long time and its weird, i still do, but i can also discover my old needs

i am excited for you to be your old self again and for me, too. i really liked who i was and this is freeing for me. its made me rethink relationships and we're too serious about it right now. who cares about anything. i just care about you. just bc its not serious doesnt mean i dont care. i still love you just not as hard or as intense as before. and i was wrong to let that preoccupy me. i think you showed me that there can be too much of a good thing and i was loving a little too hard. thats really good to know about myself and im just trying to curb it

i think i find comfort in knowing i loved with all i could and it was not the best and it was rough around the edges and i do have my regrets, but i dont think i regret loving you. maybe not yet at least????? i think i have to at least question it all for the sake of my own wellbeing

oddly enough. i know i really need the space bc i just. its hard when i see u look at me or at my body. sometimes it secretly feels good when i see ppl check me out. i dnt want them i just. it feels good ppl are looking my way u know. i would feel toooooo guilty to tell u that. thats why this mf blog exists lmao. i feel like that aspect of living with u kinda drove me away. i really tried. i gave it my all when i see now i didnt have to. we were fine the way we were. i want to go out and be taken out. so badly

i know that theres a lot in store for the both of us. u have so many opportunities and u have the whole career ahead of u. i havent even started so theres a lot to discover. im so excited for what u will tell me when i come sleep over to urs. in a lot of ways im so glad that i kept some secrets from u. like that i know some of ur friends who dont know what i know about them. or like, the icks i have about u. or that i plan to buy a vibrator when i get home cause the sex has been like a minute long. ik u think im such a fuckin slut but man. i just love showing ass when its not appreciated by the bf at home :/

mayb its good u dont have my loc either. i doubt ill post up to the club but i want to go on loooong long walks and drives at night. i wna do things u approve of but i dont even think u were comfy w me calling my friends. i am not really sure what u want me to do sometimes. i also dont think its really up to u to decide, but i let u, for now. it just sucks when u can do the same. i remember when we fought in the car bc i couldnt get a haircut the same time u did. i wanna get tattoos. i wanna talk to other friends bc i guess yeah u do resent them bc im more free around them. im more free bc i never feel judged or condescended to. i know you dont mean to. and i shouldnt compare. but i just cant be myself around u either and ill fix that the same time u fix ur shit u know? ily

[crepuscollo]

today was such a good day in the morning i called with menna then i went to walk with zaina we go mais el sham then we went and sat 3al ba7r then cats attacked us cuz we had shawarma then we went and ate in scientific center and i saw sandy and lizzy and i said hi to sandy and she said hi back and idk i didn’t rlly acknowledge lizzy and neither did she and then me and zaina ran for a bit then we walked home and listened to songs then i called w menna for a bit then i walked to her then we went to arabica together and studied a bit and she got sb and i got tim horton and in arabica we started a live video on her spam and a bunch of ppl joined like amy and maria and maya and meme ges and sara nbs and mimi nbs and mclak and yara and renee but the most memorable one was hashem he didn’t say much he said smth to us and smth to yara but i was so on edge bec of him joining and i didn’t look nice and i was sooo fuckung red like when he joined my heart dropped bro. oh and he said smth ab arabica being such a nice spot

anyway maria posted a story and we got mad at her this was like a whole thing.

also when we were in % there was a grp of guys they were kinda cute they were huddled up around one guy on his phone texting a girl idk what they were saying it was weird i was so invested but couldn’t hear enough.

anyways then after the maria thing we left and went to trolley tried to buy a vape but he wanted our ID and no place sells to like fuckin 15 yr old girls so we went to mac we got fries and sat warah.

we didn’t see belal or kareem but there was 2 guys passing by us and one of them (ok so guy 1 is the one wearing black and guy 2 is the one who was wearing white/grey)… anws guy 1 looked back then i got the idea to wave at them but i was too late then they suddenly stopped and turned around and came back then guy 1 was singing like “to us” and idk what the other guy was doing bs el mohem i waved at them then they came to us and idr much ab what happened i’ll j kinda sum it up:

in the beggining he was like i have 2 flowers in my car … i think it was all caught on the recording..

then we had to leave cuz menna had to go home but my mum had arrived so i was running to get to her then i saw kareem in front of mac and he stood to talk to me so i told him hi w keda then he said ray7a fein so i said my mum and pointed to her and then he said ah ok then i said nice jacket and gestured to as if i was wearing a jacket and he said thanks then i smiled and idk if i said bye or what bs then i left.

also we saw fady when we were going towards mennas house but idth he saw or recognised us and he didn’t look back fa i couldn’t say hi to him.

also me and menna were in a “talking mood” so we were like talking ab shit and i told her that i k*** and m** *** with 2 girls before and i said there was nkd stuff involved and i told her khaled wanted to kiss or kiss on the mouth and she told me she knows rakans secret but doesn’t wanna say but i think that a girl sucked him off it’s smn we don’t know.

[weird-dere-fics]

Nawt me waking up at 3am exactly.

But anyway another strange dream.

Having to do with cookin and bnha/Haikyuu. Though I’m starting to forget the bnha part.

Idk I was with bakugou but like I am completely forgetting his part now.

Uh at some point I am at home eating food. And that food is shark mest and also lobster. But it’s like a whole mini shark? And a while lobster n it’s weird. Cus like you know both have been like boiled n cooked n shit.

But it’s like after eating both still looked completely unaffected by being eaten? Was weird. Left the food where it was after so it could dry out before desposing if it for some reason.

I come back later and those shits are still ALIVE. Like I see the shark sway it’s tail from time to time like it’s trying to move.

The lobster is able to completely move actually. But at first I don’t see it actually moving it’s body in certain parts, but like it’s moving in space to get closer to me n my mom???

Like that shit began chasing us down with all its might. And it was actually pretty fuckin scary. To the point where me and her fuckin evacuated the house and just started driving somewhere. Called my dad who was supposedly at work in my dream to warn him not to go home so he doesn’t get pinched or smth.

And it was weird cus when she was calling him I know she was reaching my actual dad, but like then as she was calling it went to like a cut scene of like the handsome doctor fairy from fairly odd parent but it was like a person??? And he was like talking to ppl about his YouTube channel. Which implied that was my dad???

Aaaaand then I am standing at a literal 4 way intersection, a specific one here in my college town. It’s day time (when my mom and I were leaving it was night. Mom n car completely disappeared btw.) And at all side are a shit load of Haikyuu characters. And like,,, Kita says some shit about supporting Bokuto (he says it in a way like ‘Why would I something something something I forgot).

Does some weird move where he jumps across the intersection with his arms like behind his back in a weird way, hits a volleyball that was coming his way while in that weird position in the air, then lands on the other side.

Uuuhhh at some point I guess we returned home but we’re worried about where the fuck the lobster was?

Btw the lobster was hella weird. Like at first while chasing us it looked like an irl lobster. Then it was reminiscent of the shrimp from shark tales but larger?

You knew the shell of it was gone but it still made a clicking sound when it moved?????

Anyways back to the intersection, after Kita did the thing my ‘dad’ (the doctor fairy man) is is slow mo catching fucking Anya forger like she was the ball Kita just received all fancily. Completely misses her (purposely) but gets her beanie which separates from her head as she’s falling which has the fucking lobster in it.

And then I woke up.

#i always be havin the weirdest of dreams y’all #like what is my brain AWN #hate when I have dreams about some shit chasing or attacking me #dere musings #dere’s dreams ☁️😴🧸💙

[dromaeocore]

HOLY FUCK YA'LL I HAVE DISCOVERED MY THING(TM) AND IT'S HYPOSENSITIVITY

#WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SEMSE #SHIT THIS IS WHY I CRAVE ADVENTURE TOO #I NEED #THE E X C I T E M E N T #personal #brain stuff #You EVER JUST #[eats stuff out of the trash] [eats Literally Everything because it Does Not Bother You and you Need The Sensory Input] #[everyone stares at you in horror and also would NEVER believe you have a sensory processing issue] #YOU EVER JUST FUCKING LOVE CONCERTS AND BLASTING MUSIC IN UR CAR BECAUSE FINALLY U FEEL ALIVE #YOU EVER LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF FUNCTIONING UNLESS YOU'RE SITTING IN A WAY THAT GIVES MAXIMUM PRESSURE #YOU EVER JUST RUN AND JUMP ONTO EVERY SURFACE AND PPL THINK UR WEIRD AND RECKLESS AND STUPID #I hit SOME things for hypersensitivity too but not nearly as many #fuckin hell man #this literally explains so much??? #like i'm the fucking. Garbage Disposal Friend. I'll eat ANYTHING. I have No Preferences. #people are fucking Shocked that I'll literally try anything #like what this isn't normal??? i thought You Guys were weird for not liking Everything #ALSO LIKE #I LOVE EATING AND I WILL EAT LITERALLY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING BUT I ALSO DON'T FEEL HUNGER??? #LIKE I DON'T REGISTER THE SIGNALS MY BODY IS SENDING ME #I'M SO HYPOSENSITIVE TO IT PEOPLE LITERALLY HAVE TO REMIND ME TO EAT #and fucking touch omg??? I used to Flip Out if someone touched me lightly #full pressure or NOTHING #I'M RAMBLING IM JUST. WOW #I'M STILL A NASTY GARBAGE BOY WITH ZERO STANDARDS BUT THERE IS A REASON FOR IT NOW OKAY

[soldier-poet-king]

Recent google searches: how to message my pub trivia team telling them I'm really sorry but I'm having An Episode(TM) and am almost completely nonverbal and cant leave the house so I'm bailing tonight

#mental bullshit tag #i think im funny but its just sad and pathetic #they think im a flake #bc like 3 other ppl already bailed #2 are having relationship problems one has a flu and then theres me #fuckin baby with my no words and heavy stim sweaters and the too loud cars #I'll re emerge tmrw afternoon probably #still look and feel like shit #but able to speak quietly and go to my meeting #then come straight home and bake maybe #if i have everything on hand #the grocery store feels too much too loud rn #i know i often feel better if i go around ppl #but sometimes it gets worse #cant really tell what is depression isolation and what is weird sensory overload anxiety hiding #usually it's both