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mouschiwrites · 8 months

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PLEASE DO MORE SILLY SOUTH PARK, LIKE..

Maybe the Main 4 (& Butters, if you do him?) with a reader that’s Scott Malkinson’s cousin?

Yippee more South Park!! :D

South Park - Main 4 (+ Butters) With Scott Malkinson's Cousin

Cartman

He was absolutely DUMBFOUNDED when he found out you were Scott's cousin

Like, to him, you're way too cool and amazing to be related to someone like him

So when you first told him, he thought you were joking

"Don't even joke about that, Y/n. Scott's way too gross to be in your bloodline."

"...It wasn't a joke??"

"What."

You'd get upset when he poked fun at Scott, always rushing to defend your cousin

Cartman tries to dial the teasing down a little for your sake

(he also just doesn't want to get on your bad side)

Let's be real though, it's Cartman; he's not giving it up completely

He'll sometimes refer to you as "the cool cousin" and Scott as "the lame cousin" when talking about you both

Kenny

The first thing he blurted when you said Scott was your cousin was:

"Scott's your cousin? Then why don't you have a lisp??"

"Pfff— that's not how it works, Kenny."

You'll have to help him if you want him to be nicer to Scott

He just doesn't see the problem with a little lighthearted teasing, especially since he doesn't actually hate Scott

But once you explain to him that what he's doing is harmful, he'll give it up

He'll even apologize to Scott if you go with him

He's genuine when he says sorry; he doesn't want to hurt anyone that's important to you, no matter how funny it is

That being said, he'll still poke a little fun at him once he gets closer to Scott

Scott will poke fun at him back

Now that they're established as buddies, you have no problem listening (and giggling) as they banter

Kyle

Kyle sort of tries to separate you from Scott

He knows that Scott gets bullied a lot, and he doesn't want the same thing to happen to you

So he keeps you away from each other whenever possible

"Ooh! My cousin's over there, we should go sit with him."

"Uh, let's find somewhere else to sit..."

He knows that it's a little cold, but he's only trying to protect you

Eventually you figure out what he's doing and you confront him

When he explains it's because Scott is generally disliked by everyone, you're heartbroken

You force him to help you fix Scott's reputation

He begrudgingly agrees, mostly because he feels bad for keeping you away from your cousin

With your drive and his brains, you actually do manage to raise his status a little!

But uh... that just means that the other bullying targets (cough cough Pip cough cough) get more attention

Stan

Stan does not care who you're related to

He was a little surprised when you told him, mostly because you were pretty different from Scott (in his eyes at least)

But after that initial surprise, he was over it

He'll try to be nicer to Scott when you invite him to hang out with you

He also attempts to get the other guys to go easy on him

"Come on, guys. It's just a lisp. It's not even that funny."

Scott starts to grow on him a little, but not to the point of wanting to be close with him

You both sort of become Scott's protectors, standing up for him when people try to rag on him, even when he's not around

Butters

Unlike Stan, he made a big deal when you told him you were Scott's cousin

He got so excited,,,

"Scott? I know him! He goes to our school! Ooh, we should invite him to hang out with us!

And thus a new friend group was born

Scott's very grateful to have actual friends

He starts to become especially close with Butters, which you think is adorable

Sometimes people refer to Scott as your "third wheel," but it never feels like that when he's around

You three meet up at least once a week to watch fantasy movies/TV shows and geek out over them

You and Scott team up to convince your parents to let Butters come to family events too

You don't really need to though; both your guys' parents already love him, and they LIVE for your little friend group

The people at school... that's a different story

At first you faced a fair helping of bullying for hanging out with Scott, but it subsided until people pretty much left you guys alone

Not that you really cared anyway, all you cared about was having fun with your boyfriend and cousin :)

Thank you for this awesome request! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did :) Thanks for reading, take care!!

(divider by saradika)

#south park #south park x reader #kenny mcormick #kenny mcormick x reader #kenny x reader #stan marsh #stan marsh x reader #stan x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle x reader #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #cartman x reader #butters stotch #butters stotch x reader #butters x reader #south park headcanons

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nightttdreamers · 2 months

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Night Shift | Craig x Kenny

AAA chapter two is heeeere its mostly silly fun before we actually start the fake dating part hehe pls enjoy (and check it out on ao3 for better formatting pls)

AO3 Link | 4k words | Chapter 2/?

Craig and Kenny strike a deal.

Craig has never been a morning person, but recently, it feels like every force in the world is trying to keep him in bed.

There’s the brief, near blissful moment when he’s just woken up. He can barely hear his alarm, the sleep not quite shaken off yet, unaware of what the day brings. Then, inevitably, his first thought washes over him; Tweek dumped you.

Just knowing that this is going to weigh on him all day is exhausting to think about. He doesn’t waste time wondering what he did wrong or how to best avoid the other anymore. The exhaustion comes from knowing that Tweek’s absence is just something he has to deal with now, every damn day.

Before, the habit of trying to beat his boyfriend to the first ‘good morning’ text motivated him to get up. But lately, he always spends a few minutes letting his alarm ring out, trying to delay his day for as long as possible. But, then his phone begins to buzz to life, and he knows he can’t ignore the real world any more.

On this particular morning, the urge to pull the covers over his head is particularly strong. Not only did he work late last night, but the fact that he looked like an idiot in front of Kenny is also hanging over his head. Craig groans, recalling their bizarre interaction.

“You wanna be my boyfriend?” He had asked.

Kenny looked bewildered, a mixture of surprise and concern on his face. But, before Craig could even go back on his question, Kenny replied, “Like, for money?”

Unable to bear the look on the other’s face, Craig turned away, pulling out a pack of Kenny’s usual cigarettes. “No, that would be stupid,” he stammered out. “I’m being stupid, fuck. Here, I can-” He took the magazine that Kenny had been holding and scanned it along with the Camels. Finally, he looked back up at the blonde. “Anything else?”

Kenny’s brows knit together as he looked at Craig. His lips were pursed together, shifting around his face like he was trying to talk without opening his mouth. “No,” he said after some pause, drawing out the word. “That’s it.” Kenny slid a few bills across the counter, not looking away from Craig as he took his items.

Craig thought that if tried to speak again, he would say something even worse than what he already had, so he simply nodded.

Kenny headed towards the door, shooting Craig an awkward glance back just before he left. “Take care of yourself, man.”

Craig rolled over onto his stomach, pressing his face deep into the pillow in an effort to stop his brain from playing the memory over and over again. When that didn’t work, he turned his head to the side, grabbing his phone from the nightstand and finally turning off his alarm.

He squints as the screen lights up, serving as the only light source in his room. There are two notifications from Clyde, one sent around 2AM linking a YouTube video called “BAD DAY Better Watch This 😂 1 Hour Best Funny & Fails” and another sent 20 minutes ago, asking “Tolkien had to make up a test please pLEASE can u drive me today PLEASE?????”

Craig gives the message a thumbs down and ignores the typing bubble that immediately appears (he’ll end up driving Clyde, of course, he just wants to fuck with him first). His next notification is a Snapchat message from “kmck69,” a username he doesn’t recognize until he opens the message.

kmck69: were u being serious b4

kmck69: it is a rlly stupid idea

kmck69: but also im down if ur down

Craig reads the messages, then reads them again just to make sure he’s not hallucinating. As an added measure, he checks the user’s last story and, sure enough, it’s a selfie of Kenny holding a beer, Cartman lurking in the background, with the caption “5 screenshots and i piss in cartmans drink.”

Once Kenny had left last night, Craig had spent the last hour of his shift overthinking every detail of their interaction. He didn’t even know where his bizarre idea had come from, it had just slipped from his mouth before it was fully-formed. Hearing that Tweek was out hanging around with some goth kid infuriated him beyond words or logic. The only coherent thought Craig could form about it was that something had to change. He didn’t want to keep rotting in his bed, head swimming with thoughts about his ex. He just wanted to do something.

Asking Kenny to pretend to be his boyfriend was just the first idea that came to mind.

He hadn’t expected the other to even justify him with a response beyond their uncomfortable conversation. But, apparently, Kenny was mulling it over until nearly 4 in the morning when he texted, which is far more thought than Craig put into it.

It’s a stupid idea. He knows it is, they both know it is. But, it’s something.

spacemancraig: Yeah I’m down

He stares at his screen for a moment, quickly feeling the prickle of anxiety in his chest. It’s useless to sit and wait for a response, so he puts his phone down and pulls himself out of bed. The second he actually rises from his mattress, his phone buzzes to life, and Craig almost drops the device in how quickly he grabs it.

(Clyde) Literally I’m already ready I won’t hold you up I’ll even buy you starbucks or whatever gay shit you like

(Clyde) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

(Clyde) I’m sorry for calling you gay and starbucks gay bro PLEASE don’t make me walk

He sighs, typing out a quick response before he puts the phone down for real.

(Craig) Fine

—-----

Kenny stumbles into Chemistry three minutes after the bell, handing their teacher a crumbled-up excuse note before shuffling to his seat. It’s not uncommon for him to be late, and normally Craig would pay it no mind. However, normally he’s not anxiously waiting for a Snapchat from the other.

Craig can’t take his eyes off him, his notes trailing off as he drowns out the voice of their teacher. He’s not sure whether Kenny’s changed his mind and is brushing him off, or genuinely just oblivious of the holes Craig is staring into the back of his head. The blonde just rummages through his bag and pulls out a few sheets of paper, not even sparing Craig a glance back.

Somehow, in every class he finds himself staring at the back of a blonde’s head. He wonders if he might be the problem.

At first, Kenny just chews on his eraser and passes notes to Kyle sitting beside him. But, after a few minutes of this, he turns and locks eyes with Craig. Before Craig can even try to communicate something quietly across the row separating them, Kenny turns away again, and Craig wants to throw his textbook at the other’s head. Before he can, though, he feels his phone buzz to life in his pocket.

kmck69: we have 2 talk abt it obv

kmck69: do u have work 2nite

Craig rolls his eyes as he reads the messages, unsure as to why Kenny needs to use the least amount of characters possible when he texts.

spacemancraig: No

kmck69: cool well i do

kmck69: im at the bijou from 4 to 12

kmck69: if u want free popcorn tho u can come after 10

kmck69: thats when concession closes so its kinda old but tbh still good

spacemancraig: Yeah I think I’ll pass on the stale popcorn

spacemancraig: But I’ll come by

kmck69: ur loss

kmck69: word tho

kmck69: also cute username lmao

Craig’s face scrunches up as he reads the text, glancing up to look at Kenny. The blonde looks back at him, flashing a smile, and Craig just flips him off in response.

kmck69: ooh rawr ur so scary and mean

kmck69: can u leave me alone im trying 2 learn >:(

He wants to retort that Kenny was the one who started it, but typing that feels incredibly childish. Instead, Craig rolls his eyes and tucks his phone away, looking back up at the lesson.

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There are a lot of points today when Craig’s wondered when his life took a wrong turn. Losing sleep over a conversation with someone he has never really given a shit about, feeling like shit the entire morning waiting on a message from the aforementioned someone, and now, he’s at South Park’s lamest and only movie theater at 10PM on a Thursday.

Maybe it wasn’t just a wrong turn, maybe it’s an eighteen-year downward spiral and he’s just getting closer to rock bottom.

The Bijou is, of course, dead. Craig only goes when they randomly decide to screen something from the Criterion Collection. He and his friends used to hang around the place more often, but then Tolkien got a home theater and every movie started being available to stream, and they didn’t have to secretly spike their slushies in the Black household. Now, the only people that frequent The Bijou are the elderly and his 15 year old sister, for some reason.

He decided to wait until 10PM to go. Not because Kenny made the stale popcorn sound appetizing, but he figured the later he went, the less likely he was to run into someone he knew. He parks his car a few blocks down the street and walks to the theater, hands tucked in the pocket of his hoodie. The marquee has been defaced, as per usual, and just reads “PENIS” followed by the scrambled extra letters from whatever movie title it once said. How original.

The ticket booth is empty, and when he steps inside, the theater is just as deserted as he expected it to be. Craig isn’t exactly sure of his next move as he lingers by the entrance, looking around. Just walking into the theater without a ticket to look for Kenny feels wrong, but so does just standing around awkwardly. Before he can choose, though, someone speaks behind him.

“I’m sorry, sir. We’re not selling any more tickets to our last screening- Oh, Craig?” Chirps a voice from the concession stand. Craig turns, coming face-to-face with Butters. The other boy smiles at him, far too brightly considering the two of them are not friends. The most they’ve interacted in all of high school is the rare occasion that Craig visits the Bijou, in which he affords Butters a small head nod as a greeting if they meet eyes.

“Hey, Butters,” Craig says. “Is Kenny around?”

Almost comically, Butters cocks his head to the side. “Kenny? I didn’t know you two were friends!”

An abrupt silence comes between them, and Craig just waits for Butters to tell him where his coworker is. However, the blue-eyed boy just looks at him with a quizzical expression on his face, and Craig realizes he’s waiting for a confirmation.

“Uh, sure,” Craig mumbles after a moment. “Friends. Friendly, I guess. So, where is he?”

Butters beams at his answer, starting to wipe the countertop he’s standing behind down as he responds. “That’s so nice. He needs friends who won’t get him into trouble, you know? And he was just talking about you the other day.”

“He was?” Craig asks, but before Butters can elaborate, the two are interrupted.

“Craig!” Shouts Kenny from across the theater. Clad in a button-down, black skinny jeans, a red vest and matching bow-tie, he looks starkly different than he did this morning. The almost formal outfit doesn’t look quite right on him, and Craig realizes he’s never seen Kenny in something that wasn’t two sizes too large. When the blonde arrives at the concession stand, he’s grinning, looking at Craig so excitedly that the dark-haired boy has to turn his face away.

“It’s me, don’t cream your jeans,” Craig says, earning a little snicker from Butters.

“I’ll sure as hell try,” Kenny replies, not sounding nearly as sarcastic as Craig. “I was starting to think you were bailing. It’s late, man.” As he speaks, he lifts himself onto the concession counter and sits, dangling his legs.

Butters frowns, putting his hands on his hips (Craig didn’t know that people did that in real life, but it suits Butters’ cartoonish mannerisms). “Aw, Kenny. I was just wiping that down.”

Kenny rolls his eyes, swinging his legs around to the other side of the counter and hopping off. “Happy?” He asks his coworker, who lets out a little puff of air in response and returns to his cleaning. Kenny shoots Craig a funny look, and Craig feels like he’s missing something. “As you can see, Butters and I take a lot of pride in this establishment.”

“That sounds awfully insincere, Kenny,” Butters grumbles, mostly to himself. “I do take pride in this establishment.”

It’s pretty weird to watch Kenny and Butters interact like this. They’re both oddballs in their social circles, especially Butters, and he can’t help but feel a bit out-of-place talking to them, especially outside of school. Craig absent-mindedly slides his phone from his pocket, checking the screen, just out of habit.

“Got somewhere to be?” Kenny asks, and when Craig looks up, the other is staring right at him, of course. He’s holding one of the soft drink cups, filled to the brim with popcorn.

Craig tucks his phone away. “You were serious about the stale popcorn?”

“It’s just gonna get thrown out,” Kenny says, popping a few kernels in his mouth. “Did you want some?”

Craig narrows his eyes in suspicion, responding with an unsure hum. One time, in the 5th grade, he saw Kenny pick up an earthworm from the sidewalk and swallow it whole. He did it, of course, for five bucks from Clyde, but Craig still doesn’t trust his taste.

Kenny rolls his eyes, opening up the machine to fill another cup. “Don’t be a princess. It’s still good. Right, Butters?” Kenny asks as he slides past his coworker, crossing to Craig’s side of the counter.

“Oh, I don’t like to eat the popcorn much,” Butters replies, attending to the machine once Kenny’s done with it. “I gotta smell it all day, then clean the machine, scrape all the burnt pieces. I used to think movie theater popcorn was one of the yummiest smells, but now it doesn’t really get my tummy rumbling.”

Talking to Butters is weird, Craig thinks. He’s not sure if he’s ever heard anyone else use the phrase ‘tummy rumbling’ in his life. He glances at Kenny, who seems entirely unphased by the other’s weird expressions.

“Yeah, okay,” Kenny says with a small shrug. He hands one of the popcorn cups to Craig, who takes it reluctantly. “I don’t know why I asked him.”

“Not that this isn’t thrilling,” Craig says, turning fully to Kenny. Butters is pretty engaged with his cleaning, but Craig doesn’t need him hearing any part of this conversation, so he speaks low. “Can we talk now?”

Kenny lets out an amused puff of air. “Butters, I’m gonna go do theater checks” he says, not taking his eyes away from Craig. “Craig’s coming with me.”

“You better not just be sneakin’ him into the movie for free, Kenny,” Butters grumbles, but his coworker is already walking away, waving a hand dismissively. Craig spares Butters an awkward glance before following behind Kenny.

“You do that often?” Craig asks.

“What? Sneak people in?” Kenny replies. He shoots a look back at Butters, making sure he isn’t listening before he continues. “Not all the time. I’m not really into losing this job.”

Right, Craig thinks, Kenny actually needs this job. The thought makes him a bit uncomfortable, that Kenny has to put in the hours at a shitty movie theater to pay for things he actually needs. Meanwhile, Craig works so he can get out of the house and have some spending money.

Kenny glances behind them, then slides a vape out of his pocket and hits it. He turns his head to the side, courteous enough not to blow smoke right at Craig, though not enough to pick a less obnoxious flavor.

“Sorry,” Kenny says, noticing how Craig wrinkles his nose at the scent. “Butters doesn’t like it either, probably because it’d get us in trouble.”

“So you don’t care enough about this job to not vape?” Craig asks.

This time, Kenny blows the cloud right in his face. “Be nice to me, Tucker. I let your sister sneak in here all the time.”

Craig pauses, taking a second to process what Kenny just said. “You what?”

Kenny stops too, poking his head into the closest screening room as he speaks. “Yeah, she comes by a lot. Here, this one’s empty,” he steps into the theater, holding the door open so Craig can follow. It’s a bit odd-looking inside. It’s not often he sees empty theaters with the lights on, especially not clean ones. Kenny takes a seat in a nearby row, throwing his legs over the chairs as he munches on his popcorn. “Don’t worry, no one’s gonna hear us. I cleaned this one an hour ago, and I’ve only had to kick out people who stayed after a movie like, three times, so we’re good.”

Craig takes a seat a few spots away from Kenny, giving the other room to sprawl out. “Why did they stay?”

“Sometimes they just fall asleep. One time there was a couple fucking, though. That was pretty sweet. In that row over there,” Kenny points behind him, a smirk on his face.

Craig blinks and wonders what ever happened to the Kenny he went to elementary school with, the one who rarely spoke except for the occasional dirty joke. Focus, Craig.

“Uh, so about last night,” Craig begins, straightening up a bit in his seat. Kenny mirrors him, showing that he’s listening. “I was just talking without thinking. It is a really fucking dumb idea.”

“But you showed up to talk about it,” Kenny notes.

Craig sighs. “Yeah, I did. Because I’m really fucking dumb. And I’m sick of the sympathy from my dumb friends. And you said you’d be down.” Kenny just looks at him, and Craig finds himself talking just to avoid the awkward silence. “If you’re not anymore though, that’s fine. There’s no pressure or anything.”

“I’m still down,” Kenny says with a small nod. “As long as I’m paid for my time. God, I sound like a hooker.”

“You’re not a hooker,” Craig adds a bit too quickly. “We don’t need to actually do anything, I don’t think.”

“So what do I have to do?”

Craig doesn’t answer for a moment. Apparently, this tells Kenny all he needs to know.

“Oh, so you really didn’t think this through, huh?” Kenny makes an odd clicking sound with his tongue, shaking his head. Craig thinks he’s trying to be funny, but it’s not helping how embarrassing the conversation feels. “Okay, Craig. If you want Tweak to take you back, what do you think would really get him all pissed off and hot and jealous?”

“Hang on-” Craig sits up a bit, raising a hand as Kenny speaks. “I’m not trying to get him back.”

“You’re not?”

Craig opened his mouth, but words couldn’t quite seem to come out. Was he trying to get Tweek back? There were plenty of couples in South Park that broke up only to come back together. In fact, he’d stop getting hopeful when Bebe and Clyde would split, as it was inevitable they’d be sucking face again within a week. But, he’d never thought about that possibility for him and Tweek. They didn’t break up because of a fight or mistake or something stupid. Honestly, Craig still couldn’t quite pin why they had broken up. All he knew is that Tweek didn’t want to be with him anymore. The thought of trying to get his ex to change his mind and take him back hadn’t even occurred to him, and right now, it just sounded pathetic.

“Jeez, I didn’t know that would be such a tough question,” Kenny muses, bringing Craig out of his thoughts. “It’s fine if you want him back, man. I don’t judge.”

“I don’t” Craig says, maybe a bit too assertively as it makes Kenny lean a bit further away from him. “He doesn’t want to be together, whatever. I’m not gonna try to trick him into getting back with me. I just want people to know I’m cool about it.”

Kenny makes a little high-pitched hum, his face scrunching up. He takes another hit of his vape, looking thoughtful as he does so (as thoughtful as someone hitting a neon green cylinder can). “Okay,” he says, blowing out smoke. “We’ll make everyone think we fucked.”

“What the fuck- Kenny,” Craig stammers out, shaking his head as he speaks. “How would we even, who would fall for that? What’s that even gonna do?”

Kenny leans forward again, resting his arms on the arm of the chair and once again being too close to Craig’s personal space. “No, Craig, listen. This is one of my better ideas. If you immediately start dating some dude, everyone’s gonna think it’s a rebound and people know I’m not really the dating type. It’ll be weird, someone’s gonna see through it because I’m not not gonna hook up with someone else. But- if people think we just fucked, they’ll be like, ‘Wow Craig moved on and he doesn’t give a fuck and he’s so cool,’ which is your goal, right?”

Craig stares at Kenny, wide eyed, and Kenny stares right back. It’s impossible to focus on what the blonde is saying with that eager look in his eyes, like some kind of dog waiting for a treat. However, when Craig actually does start to process the idea, he realizes Kenny’s making some good points. Kenny raises his brows, still waiting for a reply. Craig lets out a sigh, looking up at the theater ceiling. “Fuck. That’s- Yeah, that’s a good plan.”

“I know!” Kenny starts drumming his fingers along the side of the seat, and Craig can tell he’s beaming without even looking at him. “I want sixty-five.”

Now, Craig looks back down at Kenny, who is making a face like that wasn’t a ridiculous thing to say. “Bucks? You want sixty-five dollars?”

“Cash,” Kenny adds. The two just stare at each other for a moment because every time Craig looks at Kenny, apparently Kenny’s already looking at him.

“I’ll give you forty,” Craig offers, hoping his tone sounds firm enough to stop any further negotiation.”

“Deal,” Kenny finally leans back in his seat and Craig feels like he can actually breathe again. If they’re gonna do this, he needs to talk with Kenny about personal space. And maybe that god awful vape flavor too. Shit, they’re actually doing it.

Craig nods before his brain fully catches up, like he’s convincing himself this is real life. “Okay, yeah. Deal. Wow.”

Kenny glances over at him. “You good? You can’t back out now. We said deal.”

Craig is still nodding, rubbing his palms on his thighs. “We’re good. I just didn’t really think you’d say yes. I don’t, uh, have much of a plan.”

Kenny puts his hand on Craig’s shoulder, giving it a little squeeze. “Don’t worry your pretty little head about it, dude. ‘Cause I already have a plan.”

“My head’s not-” he starts, then lets out a breath, pinching the bridge of his nose. “What’s the plan?”

Kenny stands, looking back down at Craig with a grin. “If there’s one thing I know, it’s how to get people talking about my sex life. And lucky for you, I have just the party to get this rumor started.” Kenny rubs his hand on a chair, then sticks it out for Craig. “You trust me, dude?”

Looking up at the blonde, the sheer dumb confidence on his face, his stupid uniform bowtie, there’s no way Craig should feel at ease. But, he has forty bucks and his reputation on the line, and Kenny might just be the best shot he has at escaping his current hellhole situation. Craig stands, gripping Kenny’s hand.

“Fuck it,” he says. “I trust you, let’s do this.”

#crenny #fanfiction #south park #craig tucker #kenny mccormick #fake dating au #tweek tweak

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marzonomy · 1 year

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Updated Request Rules

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT SUPPORT ALL OF THE TOPICS I WRITE ABOUT (Serial Killers, Yandere, etc)!!

Requesting:

Please be a little specific! "[X] x S/O" is just too vague, and leaves nothing to the imagination. Even a simple adjective ((Yandere [X], tall s/o, anything that's not against the rules)) is good enough!

Characters I'll write for :

Wally Darling, Howdy Pillar, and Barnaby B. Beagle

Creepypasta List Link :

South Park List Link(aged up + slightly different personalities bc that's what happens when people grow up and it's mad weird to see aged up sp content and like, everything about the characters is the exact same.) :

Danganronpa list link :

Jasper (Steven Universe)

Blue Diamond (Steven Universe)

Spaceman Benny (Lego Movie, SFW only)

Manray (the Spongebob villain with huge tits)

Rob (The Amazing World of Gumball, aged up)

Jack Box (the Jack in the Box mascot)

Spamton G. Spamton (my silly beloved!!)

Dr. Two Brains (Wordgirl)

John Doe (Mortisfox)

Heim (House Hunted 2/mortisfox)

Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)

2D (Gorillaz)

Flippy (Happy Tree Friends)

Rick Sanchez (C-137, J-19 Zeta 7, and Prime - Rick and Morty)

Topics I'll write about :

The basic topics everyone writes about

Yanderes

Smut/Lemon/NSFW (kink friendly)

Dub-con (will have a tw)

Topics I WON'T write about :

Pedophilia

Canon x Canon (except for polyamory)

Canon x OC

Anything proship or comship

#requests #requests open #creepypasta x reader #steven universe x reader #danganronpa x reader #wally darling x reader #yandere x you #barnaby beagle #howdy pillar #barnaby x reader #howdy x reader #x reader #south park x reader

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numbbface · 11 months

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Another silly drawing idea... idk thought it was also fitting in a way especially cartman's and how their news outlet can be out of pocket at times.

(could've been harsher? but i don't really vibe with that energy.. also too brutal, maybe🤷)

Yes, another inspo art from those instances from my country's news outlets: (literally just found these in the depths of my gallery in the fb folder and my dumbass brain thought it was golden)

#south park #southparkfanart #sp stan #stan marsh #sp kyle #kyle broflovski #sp kenny #kenny mccormick #sp cartman #eric cartman #i spent too much time doing the letters by hand when i could have typed it out #i literally don't know what i'm doing anymore

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everythingwasnormalhere · 14 days

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Cool! What was Cartman's reaction to finding it out?

kk so this is funny,,, at first pre-syscovery cartman was terrified. well, just as anyone would be if they were getting posessed on a daily basis ig XD

they progressively started being more aware of their memory problems and behaviour changes, but until 17 they just paid it no mind (at 17 mae put them in danger and they were scared so they told kyle, kyle told the others, and they all tried to help cartman figure out wtf was going on)

now, they were playing heroes with kenny one night (all their other friends were busy), and kenny offhandedly mentions "you know, this might not be the best time but i think you're a system". grim (the coon) was fronting, and he was like "not a good timing but the fuck is that" and kenny explains it the best he can (he's not a system and he doesn't know that much, just the basics)

but grim, that bastard, just. doesn't mention it to anyone else in their system 😭 so a couple days later kenny asks them "so, did you look into what i told you?" and cartman (sam or collins fronting) is like "wdym". kenny notices he doesn't remember so he just lets it be

instead kenny tells their other friends, they're confused "what do you mean cartman has other cartmans, in his head" "i had enough with 1 cartman there's more??", but after some thinking they decide that yup, cartman is most likely a system

now there's just telling them

they try to find the best moment and stuff, yk to not upset cartman and everything,,, but then while they're hanging out kyle just bursts out after the most obvious switch ever "cmon dude there's no way you don't know you're a system stop pretending". collins who just got to front is all "what's going on???😭😭" while kenny's trying not to laugh, and then they all explain and since collins has more memory sharing than others, everyone else half-remembers :)

since then they start trying to communicate between headmates with notes and stuff, also using their friends as a way to send each other messages, although they master insys communication eventually :) and obvi at first it was confusing but soon they just felt glad to have figured it out<3

#this helped me finish shape the story so ty :D #cartman's brain sillies #south park #south park headcanons #south park au #south park fandom #south park hcs #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #plural headcanons #plural cartman au #cartman has did #my au #syscovery #egg carton

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free-spirit-roses · 1 month

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south park oc origins (pt.3)

prev: pt.2

okay now the fun shit starts.

what's a South Park oc without a silly name? meet Page Write, named after the fact that she is literally a concept on a piece of paper for the purpose of fanfiction in my brain. with every oc i write theres a story theyre meant to be part of, and the name of Page's story is Seasons of Colorado (the tag makes sense now doesnt it).

in the starting concepts i wasnt sure if i liked naming her Page Write so for a time she was Page Ryan, but that was extremely short-lived. her original design had more red-brown hair and tanned skin, but i decided against it to embrace being more of a copy-paste self-insert.

she was, at some point, a new kid. she moved from New Hampshire to Colorado in either elementary or junior high. primarily my focus for her story is high school, where she is easily summed up as a tsundere emo tomboy.

fun facts!!:

her middle name is Shirley

she likes witchcraft!!

good friends w/ Stan but when theyre depressed together its like fire and gasoline it only gets worse

has a vendetta against Kyle (hes pretty and shes mad about it)

wants to hate Cartman but just cant?? they probably bond over music and teasing Kyle together

she and Craig are like soulmates but in a sibling way (gosh i wish best friends were real)

friends w/ benefits situationship thing with Kenny?? idk its complicated

has a hard time getting along with the girls, maybe its the repressed femininity

hangs out w/ Tweek a lot, wants to go apeshit and spray-paint highways with him or smth. unhinged partners in crime <3

philosophy & anthropology nerd

active Marsh fam hater :(

is simultaneously scared of & wants to fight Butters' & Kenny's parents

protects Butters like a younger sibling

unironically thinks Clyde is the funniest person on the planet

"if anyone mocks me when i stutter they get punched in mouth no hesitation"

her parents are friends w/ the Broflovskis

did ballet before she moved to South Park

if she ever participated in a sport it would be swimming or ice hockey

sings a LOT

#south park #south park oc #sp oc #seasons of colorado fsr #south park original character #south park fandom #southpark #south park new kid #sp new kid #sp fanfiction #sp fandom #south park fanfiction

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ozziesjester · 2 months

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I love your South Park si so much I would love to know more about him (this is also a reason to talk about South Park bc I know sweet fuck all besides what I played of fractured but whole which was not a whole lot)

OH I WOULD LOVE TO INFODUMP ABOUT HIM lemme put this under a readmore incase it gets long

ok ok so. he's based loosely off the new kid in the fractured but whole. charlie and his parents lived in denver before his mother died. his father fell into a deep depression and decided moving away from the memories of her would be the best route. also he became an alcoholic and stopped taking care of himself and all that. worth noting as well that charlie is a carbon copy of his mother, which led to a lot of...... complicated.... feelings from his father toward him

charlie was diagnosed with autism around 5 years old when he never started talking, so he was homeschooled up until moving to south park. his dad figured he could socialize with kids his age and get him out of the house for 8 hours a day so, win win LMAO

ofc around this time charlie doesn't know he's trans (or really what transgender is, he is very sheltered), and he tries hanging around the other girls but they don't really. Get him. everyone keeps trying to make him talk and try to put makeup on his face and he hates how it feels so he stops.

the Guys, though? they seem cool. they're playing outside in the dirt with silly costumes on, and charlie wants to be a part of it! he starts hanging around the back during their games, sort of trailing behind them because he wants to Belong somewhere.

i don't really consider him Part of the main group of guys? honestly, i think he's closest with butters and kenny. kenny likely told him what transgender is and got everyone to start referring to him as charlie, even if most the time they just call him soup. not like he can really object to it, plus they like him enough to give him a nickname so it's Fine

...honestly i'm kind of stream of consciousness-ing here so i'm gonna write if i think the boys would respect soup's identity

stan: was confused, didn't know what transgender was. asked his dad what it meant and got "the liberals are transing the kids" lectured by randy, so he decided he was fine with it to spite him kyle: is transgender. yes kenny: he's fine with it if soup shows him his boobs eric: ....i'm conflicted. i think Yes but only because he thinks it'd be unfair to be a huge dick to a girl, so he can be mean to soup because he's a boy

OKAY RIGHT ANYWAY. i don't have a specific character i ship soup with... i think he's kinda passed around the group because he goes along with anything. it's Stan's Turn to watch the resident autistic kid. he hangs out at stan's house a lot actually. randy is drinking buddies with soup's dad so he sleeps over sometimes

soup's dad is also friends with mrs. cartman, the two are so amazed that their children get along so well. papa campbell remarks that charlotte's always had such trouble making friends, and liane laments her poor eric has the same issue. meanwhile upstairs cartman is convincing soup to sit still so he can give him a lobotomy

soup is just so happy to make friends. he doesn't really care that they're all a bunch of douchebags that nearly get him killed on a weekly basis, he likes being around them. i think he likes kenny the most... randy likes HIM but the feeling is. probably not mutual

thank you so much for the chance to dump soup lore oh my god this shit has been festering in my brain for years ily if you read all this muah <3

#puppy answers #soup tag #i love my boy

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jewpacabruhs · 2 years

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no but cartman saying he doesnt deserve the guys... hes still exploiting them ofc, and remorselessly, but for once hes acknowledging it??? like a huge cartman trait is the way he does mental gymnastics. like he tried to get sympathy out of the boys and they interpreted it as smth life threatening so it was actually worth helping him over - and usually, to cartman it would seem legitimately life threatening. like this silly boob surgery seemed dire to him. cartman oscillates between knowing he's being a slimey shit n not caring bc hes getting smth he wants, or actually wholeheartedly believing smth and actually passionately (or even desperately) pursuing it bc it seems vital to him. i thought this situation was the latter, where he got consumed by a weird random convinction, like he has in the past. but that line, a line hes never rlly expressed the sentiment of prior, shows a blurring... like i'd thought it was a situation where it felt real, so he'd actually appreciate the help (which he has done in the past! he is capable of it), but then he said that, which proved he was bullshitting and aware the tits thing was a scheme n bullshit... like his mode's are blurring. n then his pride won out by the end of the ep n he did smth stupid like idk my brain's a mess i got a lot goin on but um cartman development he is evolving but not cleanly. hes a mess hes twisted i luv him

#txt #mine #im sayin a lotta nothin

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bojackhorsemanobviously · 1 year

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heheh i always get big brain ideas for these silly things

@ccartman

write a fictional story about bojack horseman playing santa claus at a mall with eric cartman as his next child customer who sees right through his disguise

Bojack Horseman was feeling particularly down this holiday season. He had been struggling with his own demons and was trying to find a way to spread some cheer in his life. So when he was offered the job of playing Santa Claus at the local mall, he jumped at the chance.

As he sat on his throne, surrounded by fake snow and fake presents, he waited for his first customer. The next child in line was none other than Eric Cartman, a notoriously mischievous and skeptical kid.

"Hey, fat man," Cartman said as he climbed up onto Bojack's lap. "I don't believe in you, you know."

Bojack was taken aback by the kid's bluntness. He had expected some skepticism, but not outright disbelief.

"Well, that's okay," Bojack replied with a weak chuckle. "I'm just here to spread some holiday cheer."

Cartman rolled his eyes. "Yeah, sure you are. You're just some washed-up actor who needs a paycheck."

Bojack winced at the kid's words. He had been trying to leave his past behind and start anew, but it seemed like his reputation had followed him.

"I know who you really are," Cartman said with a sly smile. "You're Bojack Horseman, the guy who used to be on that stupid sitcom. You're not Santa Claus."

Bojack sighed. He had been caught. "Okay, you got me," he said, taking off his beard and hat. "I'm not really Santa Claus. But I'm still here to make kids happy."

Cartman looked at Bojack for a moment, then burst out laughing. "This is hilarious! You're like the saddest Santa Claus ever."

Bojack felt a pang of shame in his chest. He had hoped that playing Santa Claus would help him feel better about himself, but now he just felt even more pathetic.

But then something unexpected happened. Cartman's laughter slowly died down, and he looked at Bojack with a new sense of understanding.

"You know what?" Cartman said. "You may not be the real Santa Claus, but you're still trying to make kids happy. And that's pretty cool, man."

Bojack looked at Cartman in surprise. He had never expected the kid to show him any kindness.

"Thanks, kid," Bojack said with a small smile. "That means a lot."

Cartman hopped off Bojack's lap and walked away, but not before turning back and giving Bojack a thumbs up.

As Bojack sat there, he realized that maybe he didn't need to be the perfect Santa Claus to make a difference. Maybe just showing up and trying was enough. And maybe, just maybe, he could find a little bit of holiday cheer for himself as well.

#THE SADEST SANTA EVER IS BEST LINE #ai fun #ccartman

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deadbraincellz · 9 months

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silly stuff about the south park simpsons crossover that only exists in my brain because yes

•the simpsons are going on a road trip, but they total their car while in south park! yay!

•guess they’ll have to stay with the marshes for a bit hehe!

•will stan and bart bond over having infuckingsane dads?

•yes.

•cue kyle being petty and jealous

•wendy and lisa become besties because how can they not i mean???

•kenny and bart as besties idk it just feels right

•ken teaches him all the cool swears and bart teaches him all about the krusty the clown show

•cartman is cartman

•marge and sharon are the most powerful duo in the au fr

•randy and homer are a very close second though

•i mean how could they not be????

#south park #the simpsons #help me #please

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birthbike7 · 2 years

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