#cause wtf

[lomltrentarnold]

BITING MY FIST AND CLAWING AT THE WALL

#WHY IS THIS MAN SO FINE #like i genuinely squealed and jaw dropped #CAUSE WTF #hes genuinely so so so #🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 #dominik szoboszlai #lfc #@ #liverpool

[cinnamon-coffees]

no it’s just the fact that a man who i literally had to google referred to the barbie movie as a movie based “on a plastic doll with big boobs” after saying how amazing oppenheimer was. and then taylor swift was just existing and he said taht “the big difference between the golden globes and NFL is we have fewer camera shots of taylor swift” genuinely, sincerely, shut up.

#golden globes #taylor is a barbie #taylor swift #barbie movie #taylor swizzle #1989 taylor's version #barbie #taylor stans #taylornation #barbie girl #the man taylor swift #cause wtf #girlhood lost at the gg this year

[bakiuwu]

You were caught in 4k just take the L and walk away, you commenting under incest nsfw art of baki and jack saying how stunning it is with tha reaction pic, even if you think the art is good......it's fucking nsfw art of two brothers fucking are you serious!!!!

And plus your following stvd...yikes, they literally draw incest and pedophile like come on now, so you following them doesn't really help your case

Also I'm sure you knew this was wrong to draw, cause you only showed kouze reaction on your Tumblr....hmm its like you know not to post Jack's reaction cause ya know....incest lol

This drawing isn't helping you beat the baki x jack allegations either....just saying

Also this explanation makes no sense.....and adding emojis doesn't help either

But anywho.....just take the L and join the pile of other problematic baki artist, it's sad really I use to like your art but your just like the rest shameful @banano-saan

#baki the grappler #baki dou #son of ogre #baki hanma #jack hanma #honestly a bruh moment #just take your L babes #i made a full post just to let everyone know #cause wtf

[loversinthebodega]

why are we planning a birthday trip to DR for an 11 year old? who tf does my brother think he is?

#i’m cackling #cause wtf

[jgnico]

Im not unpausing. I'm not watching Yuuji break down. I can't do it. Nope nope nope nope, I hate jjk, worst anime I've ever watched, worst manga I've ever read, Gege should get jail time for creating it.

#gonna become a boruto blog or something #CAUSE WTF #jjk liveblog #jjk s2 liveblog

[drowninginthoughts27]

Today a queer person told me that I “don’t look queer” I instead look “hella straight” 😐

#this stung a bit ngl #cause wtf #em rambles

[veronicathegoddess]

it's always so funny when people think i'm cool and confident and the type of girl that doesn't get hurt and is always put together like i didn't apply to be on a dating show bc the guy i liked applied to be on it and then cried for multiple nights after he blocked me on everything like a week after i told him i liked him and he only explained why after he saw my messages telling his friend that i was up all night crying about him and then literally did cocaine because i self sabotage when i'm heartbroken and now idk where to go from here cause i feel like i've definitely hit new lows but will i most assuredly find a new low to hit in the next week or so unless i get over him? yes, yes i will.

#this is so embarrassing #like genuinely #this is humiliating #and thats why im posting it #so i can feel shame #cause clearly i dont know what that is when it comes to him #i always said batman could waterboard me and not get this type of information out of me #but i am not openly posting it #because honestly #i need to get it out #cause wtf #like genuinely what tf is wrong with me #anyways this is half of the reason why i was missing for so long #the other half also involves men #so slay #rants and ramblings

[ao3-deviance]

I've had a cold for a week and feel miserable, so here, have some sick Bakugou:

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Bakugou closed his eyes, breathing through his mouth slowly. He set down the spoon. 

He was an adult. He was an adult who was sick, yes, but he would not throw a tantrum. Kirishima was trying his best and Bakugou was not going to make it worse. He wasn't. He wasn't, he wasn't, he–

"Katsuki?" 

Bakugou swiftly covered his mouth with his hand, waving desperately with the other until he felt the trash can being shoved in his hand and he threw up the soup quickly. 

"Shit," Kirishima cursed, holding a wet rag for Bakugou to wipe off his mouth. "Is this a new symptom? What can I do?"

"Not a symptom. I just. I can't eat anymore of this canned soup, Ei," Bakugou rasped, voice seventy percent gone as of the last forty-eight hours. 

"I thought soup was the best thing for when you're sick," Kirishima trailed off, worried, and he took the uneaten soup away. Bakugou dropped his forehead on the table weakly. 

"It is, but I've only had soup for every meal for the last week. I can't do it anymore," Bakugou groaned at his scratchy voice. He hated this. He wasn't prone to getting sick often, but this time it had hit him hard and he was miserable after a week of being unable to breathe. 

"What would you like?" Kirishima asked, and Bakugou could picture his concern without even lifting his head. "Some tea?" 

Bakugou barely managed to keep from pulling a face. Ugh, more tea. He didn't even like tea on a good day. 

"I want a fucking burrito."

Kirishima blinked. "A…burrito?"

"Yes, a spicy burrito. With fucking jalapeños, salsa, guac, all that shit."

"I don't…think you're supposed to eat that kind of stuff when you're sick?" Kirishima said, though it was more like he was asking it. 

Bakugou imagined sneezing or coughing up jalapeños and he sighed, defeated. "No, I shouldn't. But I really fucking want one."

"We'll get one as soon as you're better," Kirishima promised sincerely. 

Later, as Bakugou cuddled up with Kirishima on the couch, fighting between being too hot but also wanting a blanket, he relented to having one leg wrapped up and one leg free, dropping his head heavily on Kirishima's shoulder. 

"Sorry I'm being a brat," he mumbled weakly. 

"You're sick, you're allowed to be a little bratty," Kirishima soothed, kissing his forehead. 

"Don't kiss me, you'll get sick too."

Kirishima giggled. "That how you got sick in the first place? You been kissing people at work?"

"Fuck you," Bakugou grumbled. "I want to sleep for a week. My head feels like it's going to explode." 

"Here." Bakugou sighed as Kirishima draped his warm hand over his eyes, blocking out the light. "I could go get you a warm cloth, but–" Bakugou clutched onto him, refusing to let him move. "Exactly, I doubt you want me to move after it took you so long to get comfy." 

"Stop talking and let me be miserable," Bakugou wheezed. 

"Yes, dear," Kirishima murmured, bundling him up in his arms more securely. Bakugou melted against him as he started to brush his fingers through his blond hair, rubbing at his back with his other hand. 

#kiribaku #bakushima #my writing #bakugou katsuki #kirishima eijirou #fluff #sick fic #i live alone and apparently havent had a cold in years #cause wtf #this shit is awful #and no its not the Big C #i took 2 tests both negative #but its been 7 days and im still not feeling better #fuck this shit

[jdogslover]

uh i lied, i might post a lot but prob not on here

#i'll just be reposting pics from this account on insta most of the time #bc a lot of insta hu fans dont most much on there #also somebody needs to teach matt how to straighten his hair right #cause wtf #bbg no #who told you to straighten it like that dawg #also jay needs to put a hat on #i dont wanna see him like that ever again #hollywood undead #j dog #johnny 3 tears #funny man #da kurlzz

[yvmoveon]

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#realizing that my former professors are now gonna be my coworkers is such a weird feeling fr 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 #cause wtf #and they all vanilla too 😭 #gah dang man

[human-trainwreck]

Can we get the ESPN announcers fired for life and forbidden from saying players names? Thanks

#cause wtf #it’s bad #sebostian aho #kill me #was no one else available? #carolina hurricanes #hockey #canes lb #hockeyblr

[strangebrainrot]

If yall want a prime example of why my username is what it is, let me tell you about a document I'm working on for @deviantroomba

So roomba is my husband (yes I mean that literally- I got married this year and forgot to tell yall) and also the DM for an irl dnd campaign I'm in with a couple friends. This campaign takes place in a world of his own creation.

My character happens to be a paladin from an island that's very religious. As such, I have been working on an anthropological document outlining the structure of the religion, the hierarchy within the clergy, how it's reflected in the island culture, etc.

I have talked with him At Length about the culture of this island. The document is already somewhere around a thousand words and I'm just getting started.

This is why my @ is strangebrainrot

#nonsense from j #felt the need to share #cause wtf #at myself #i also have a similar document for my version of omegaverse

[ohhhrico]

I really just want a fuck buddy. I think I want to just have sexuationships for the rest of my life, the emotional involvement has become too much for me. I just want something simple and I want to be alone for the majority of my day.

The part of me that wants a partner wants the relationship to be at a distance. But I wanna fuck, REGULARLY. So yeah, I’m gone probably cheat, which I don’t wanna do. Karma is a bitch.

#lesbian #loner life #self love #black lesbian #cause wtf

[aphroditesmoon]

driving lessons so hard im starting to think that the "women cant drive" shit is real

#cause wtf

[lovedeluxe92]

why is everyone so anti covid vaccine and why the fuck is my 80 year old grandma being told by her CANCER DOCTOR that she shouldn’t get it.

#like it just creates medical neglect i feel like #cause wtf

[sithfar]

OH MY GOD????? 😭

#is this for real #like for real for real #cause wtf #this is so insane #I’ll be thinking about his headline for a long time #wwe #vince mcmahon