#chewing on the carpet

[ifyoucandaniel]

why are jegulus authors the best wolfstar authors…. like stg they’re putting smth in their side wolfstar tag. every time i read a jegulus fic and it’s got background wolfstar and the author switches prospectives or has an epilogue for them it’s always the most scrumptious kicking screaming giggling wolfstar i’ve ever read. and they always NAIL their characterization ??? what is it

#like what kind of crack are they doing to write the most mouth slapping wolfstar there ever was #like you see them in glimpses and you’re on your knees begging to know what’s going on with them #and then the author graces you with a chapter from remus’ perspective or an epilogue #and it’s the most absolutely insane perfect characterization of wolfstar you’ve ever seen #speaking from experience #like this shit has me pounding on the floor with my fists #chewing on the carpet #wolfstar #marauders #jegulus

[zouisalmightie]

TO ALL THE HATERS THAT SAID WE WERE MAKING BUDDIE UP IN OUR HEADS HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE???

#am i ignoring the fact that fox et al purposefully stifled the queer love story we all knew was happening? yes i cannot deal with that rn #SO SUCK MY DICK WE TOLD YALL IT WAS CLEAR AS DAY #AND NOW HERE IS OLIVER HIMSELF LIKE YEAH HEY THAT WAS KINDA FUCKIN GAY THERES A QUEER ELEMENT TO HOW IVE BEEN PLAYING BUCK RYAN IS A #BEAUTIFUL MAN HIS JEALUSY WAS HIM NOT UNDERSTANDING HOW HE FELT IM RRADY TO CHEW CARPET #buddie #i love being right always

[biggest12fan]

Whenever 3 interacts with his companions i dissolve into a puddle. he's so gentle and caring with them i can't jsbsjzhxjdjsjdjd

#chewing up the carpet #screaming into my pillow #eating the wallpaper off the wall #gnawing my hand off #is it because of my daddy issues? #ok lets be honest its always the daddy issues #i am so normal #doctor who #dw #classic who #dr who #3rd doctor #third doctor

[rottmnt-residuum]

3 SILLY THEORIES COMING RIGHT UPPP

1 - This one is too on the nose I think but anyways- since Frankenstein’s monster is made of old body parts, the EPF might try using other mutant body parts or elements and kind of make Donnie their own kind of monster soldier thing. That’s it… that’s the whole thought process 💀

2 - Dr. Frankenstein created the monster for several reasons, but one of them was to try to create a new species. The EPF could be studying mutants to try to replicate the mutagen or something of the sort, to create mutants they can use. The baby mutants in your concept art could be one of their tries at it.

2.5 - The EPF could also be trying to mutate people who are near death so they can be useful again, as that was another one of Dr Frankenstein’s motives, to renew life.

3 - Mixing 1 & 2.5, they could lose Donnie somehow (See : BISHOP SHOVING HER HAND IN HIS BRAIN), not quite death but IG a kind of brain dead ish?? And as an attempt to bring him back to his former use, and also as an experiment to see if they can use this to their advantage, they use other mutants body parts or whatever they’ve studied ( maybe Mikey’s ninpo... hmm) to kind of Frankenstein him and bring him back.

YALL IM NOT GOOD THEORIZING- But congrats on one year of Residuum!! WOOO 🎉🎉

50%

90%

2.5. 0%

3. 25%

#anniversary theorython #clawing at the walls and chewing the carpet you are so close

[skoulsons]

do u know how much it mean to me. to see this scene in live action.

#im going insane but we knew that already #yall who don’t know the games have seen NOTHING #I will be an absolute wreck tonight #I will biting my limbs off #chewing the carpet #smashing electronics #ripping game disc cartridges apart #jumping out my window #the last of us hbo #joel miller #ellie williams #tlou spoilers

[scramble-crossing]

"Sho isn't interesting he's just hot" you are so wrong. you could not possibly be more wrong. that man has not showered in three years. he smells like a used mcdonalds bag filled with rancid fruit set on fire and then stomped out by sweaty cleats. his hair has congealed into a solid unwashed mass you couldn't get a brush through with the hand of god. he has no job. he just mooches off his teenage entourage. he wholeheartedly believes that math puns are the Highest form of conversation and centers his entire speech pattern around them regardless of the situation. he isn't even good at math. you are lying to yourself.

#the first part? yeah what about it. i can be normal <- chewing through the carpet as we speak

[murdrdocs]

Just thinking abt Hobie's lips. Just his lips and the things that they do. Nothing crazy.

Just the way his cockney accent rolls out of them, making you absolutely weak in mind when hes whispering a whole lot of "good girl" 's and "just like that" 's as ur sucking him off.

Him using them to eat the ever loving FUCK out of you, until ur shaking there's tears streaming down ur face, and even then he wouldnt stop cuz hes such a tease.

Hobie's lips, that lovingly graze over the nape of ur neck, kissing (or biting😈) all over it, sending shivers down ur spine, straight down to your pussy?

He's probably such a good kisser, too. The type to kiss you until ur completely breathless and ur begging him to put them on you again.

But yea, nothing crazy lmao

eye … i can’t do this like there’s absolutely nothing for me to add i think i’m speechless but like thoughtless

#chewing the carpet #ripping my eyelashes out

[glamrock-freddy]

Hmgnhm coughing up an au. Have some undercooked doodles

#vanny is supposed to have that carpet sample fursuit vibe yk #ok um. whats the deal with silly willy. well he's still fucked up and kills children but he cares about his own in this au!! #he doesnt regret any of the murders his only regret is involving his kids #so hes still stuck in ultimate hellscape #um. mike burning his dad for the first time is a big misunderstanding #cause at this point he's like oh fuck my dad is out there and he murdered all those kids and killed my sister hes gonna kill m e #so he burns down the place and goes about his day #and vanny is like #inspired by his crimes but not like ooo possessed by an ai #cause i hate that it feels like its bringing up unnecessary sci fi shit to the table #anyway she is the one who creates glitchtrap #its basically bonzi buddy if it was on steroids and also made your animatronics aggressive #fnaf au #ill make up more stuff jts almostidnight for me hello #oh yeah i forgot about glammike #uhhhh #charlie is the one to bring mikey boy back #cause a he can atone for killing his little brother by not sucking and helping this kid who's about to get his kidneys chewed out by monty #and b . so mike you know what's a computer right. well you gotta hit a bootcamp cause you gotta dismantle that bonzi buddy shit #and maybe stop vanny from killing anymore kids

[rosesradio]

i know the mouse thinks that having Ricky help Carlos with a song for Seb in s2 was just a Straight Ally Being a Bro—and in the context of Ricky and Carlos’s friendship alone it was—but that event just screams queercoding when looked at with the context of Ricky’s character. (I’m thinking the “friends? lovers?” comment & just him around EJ in general)

#i could totally see a route where Ricky is like hm. i kinda wanna write a song for a boy now… #dis knee i’m chewing bricks peeling up the carpet etc #ricky bowen #caswen #hsmtmts

[hrtley]

marble hornets self insert except he shows up twice and mentioned once after and is never seen or talked about again

#marble hornets #jay merrick #my oc #my art #doodle #I'M SO FUCKING RUSTY WITH DIGITAL ART RAHHJJHG #chewing the carpet give me a minute

[piganatur]

Jihyun: drew his picture in the afternoon but there’s a moon like it’s nighttime Jaewon: drew his picture at night but there are birds like it’s daytime

the contrast, the parallel, the complementation *cue Werner du Plessis talking about the sideways eight/infinite symbol @the stage greeting*

#also don’t get me started on jaewon drawing two birds and the symbolism of freedom and shit bc I’M about to chew on the carpet #the eighth sense #여덟 번째 감각 #smattering of thoughts

[eddies-house]

i need Style feat. Harry Styles more than i need oxygen at this point PLEASE

#im manifesting #its always in the back of my mind #LIKE HOW GOOD WOULD THEY SOUND TOGETHER #PLEASE #MOM AND DAD #im chewing up the carpet #vics thoughts #harry styles #taylor swift

[weretoad-art]

What even was my style this year???? XD

#i know it's growing pains but :chews on carpet: #mildly amused that Than ended up bookending the year though #maybe that means I'll actually make progress on that original fic idea next year.... #hope springs eternal XD

[cherrio-krispz]

This is Bonkers. He came to me in a dream. He is a shark oc I think

he ate my fucking homework in my dream btw

hi so I drew him cuz he cute

#friend oc #sharks #sharkies #i love sharks #sharks!!!! #carpet shark #not undertale related #bou bouquets friend #bou friend #GRASPS #chews him up like starburst candy

[larrylimericks]

13Mar23

Louis’ sartorial choices In Tokyo all but destroyed us: Black suit, scoopneck showing His chest piece, eyes glowing; “Yes, Daddy” said all of our voices.

#larry #louis #louis tomlinson #all of those voices #aotv #tokyo premier #he is not of this world #louis walked the red carpet in tokyo for his first of three aotv premier #and had us chewing our knuckles at how gorgeous he is #a black tank(?) under a black suit #collarbones and it is what it is on display #white adidas #not unlike his husband’s q&a look for the mp premier #it was also wonderfully reminiscent of his maroon shirt look #at the premier for this is us #we also got pics of louis from an interview beforehand #in which he’s wearing a gorgeous 28OP jumper #gray with huge black roses #no one’s really leaking details about the film #yesterday a troll made it sound like the movie was bullshit 3.0 (or are we on 4.0?) #reports today seem to refute that #but don’t go into much detail #limerick-lt #march 13 #2023

[greatwesternrailway]

bessie looking at the cat. not pictured: the cat growling and giving her the death stare of all time.

#ignore the gross carpet #i took the rug up to protect it from getting chewed