#chicken vs egg

[ghostcrows]

its not like im the only lonely person in the world. and usually im fine being alone. until im not. due to being some kind of social pack animal or something. annoying. but im not the only one. but the thing about loneliness is that it is isolating. lol. the one thing about the isolation is that its lonely

#and when im around people its a whole new set of stressors #i need to be alone often #but i need to feel like it matters if im in peoples lives #and....i need to...be able to really believe it #it really is like a horrible symptom of mental illness to be unable to feel loved and wanted #or a horrible symptom of trauma i guess. whatever came first #chicken vs egg #and its like...i dont know...i just dont feel...idk #maybe it makes you take that love for granted. which is a shame #its like running power through a frayed cable #it gets through...but its not strong enough

[candlestar]

Out of the frying pan (egg) and into the fire (chicken).

#candles calling #chicken vs egg #please ignore the shadow under the egg that I couldn't delete #I say as I point it out #inspired by a conversation with a friend

[splatoon-confession-box]

the zelda triforce map is nice to have and all but i wish they could just bring back shifty stations. i miss the old gimmicks and i was genuinely so excited to play on them during the splatoon 2 splatfests, and they all felt so special and unique :(

#splatoon confessions #splatoon 3 #splatoon 2 #shifty station #i remember the egg vs chicken one and i'd kill anyone trying to get inside my bunker when they closed lsdkfns

[darkstarcore]

Wahoo!!!!

#dragon has a gamer moment #splatoon 3 #splatfest #every single x100 battle i’ve won in splatoon 3 has been when my team’s ink color is yellow #team paper. team money. team frye. all yellow. all x100 battle victories #also in splatoon 2 i think i won a x100 battle while using yellow ink too #yeah i did! the chicken vs egg rerun splatfest i won a x100 for team egg #apparently yellow is my lucky color for splatoon

[atlantis54]

now presenting: the announcement for the spicy vs sweet vs sour splatfest, rewritten by an ai

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatfest #splat3 #i also have the scripts for the ai rewritten cats vs dogs splatfest #and the scripts for the ai rewritten chicken vs egg splatfest #lemme know if yall wanna see em #tw ai #ai generated #shiver #frye #big man

[sea-me-now]

missing most of this splatfest…

#i have a lot going on today and tonight #i’ve never been busy enough to miss the majority of a splatfest #expect for the chicken vs. egg repeat i guess #i missed the whole second day because i was driving to another state #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 splatfest

[joyridingmp3]

wish I had money to see a nutritionist or someone who has information about food

#i wish i knew like #how to eat healthy #and obviously fruit and veggies yeah i love them #but in a way that is specific to me and my body type #and which kind of exercises I should be doing #and for how long #and how much of everything I should be eating #I wish someone could just sit me down and tell me like #these are things that would be good for you #to have for breakfast #and these for lunch. and this for dinner. and these are some reasonable and achievable exercise goals and routines for you #I'm trying to google it but it's really hard to understand #i think?? i should be trying to get more protein? and definitely iron #so i guess? that means food like spinach and chicken and egg #and then if it's lots of protein would i be better off investing in weight training vs cardio? #mine #food mention #exercise mention

[lemonlurkrr]

Anon who are you have you been sending me splatfests to me this whole time oh my gODODOSJDNFLFBAKEHWOWYRIQH

#lemonreplyrr #HAAOSSKFNVKDHFKSHS #I DIDNT EVEN #I SEARCHED UP RETRO VS MODERN AND #HMMMMM #I DIDNT PLAY SPLAT 1 SO #a little disappointed in myself I DIDNT realize what was up seeing chicken vs egg and mayo vs ketchup together #LIKE. I read ‘mayo or ketchup’ and went huh thats kinda familiar I wonder why anyways- #HAAOSSKFNFMSKAJS

[miyawaki]

wait that zoom call video is actually hilarious

#ver.txt #zuhas theory on why the egg came b4 the chicken and the entire 1 butt vs 2 butts debate #when one of them was saying something and it cut to kkuras face right up to the camera #theyre comedians i need more

[xumoonhao]

happy pride everybody ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

#sage sent me the video 💖💖💖 #this really is something I’ll never forget. dino going into his thoughts on chicken vs. egg and hoshi going first of all Wrong second of #all gay rights <3 is the funniest fukcing thing i Swear #svt #dino #hoshi #vid #Youtube

[littleapocalypsekitten]

So, a post came across my dash / to my attention about diet and of course it's the meat-eaters vs. the vegans as usual. And it's got me to thinking about my place in it and how I'm just... a non-starter in the argument. In terms of vegetarianism and strict veganism, those who are "evangelistic" about it run into a full-stop with me and there are reasons why that have little to do with me trying to justify "carnism" in the greater whole and whatever. It has everything to do with "press me and I'll just self-identify as evil and call it a day." From a personal standpoint: Here is how I grew up. My father was a butcher. He worked as a retail butcher. Furthermore, I grew up in the country (specifically in the desert) - but in a neighborhood where it was quite common for people to raise their own meat and some of my earliest memories involve this. We had a pig that my parents let me name "Charlotte." She became bacon and while I don't remember it entirely, my father said that I came out to "help" (at 4 years old) when most little girls would have run away from that. I *do* have memories of helping him with our chickens (not that "helping" at that age was anything more than watching or maybe doing a little plucking). Later on, when my dad decided that he was tired of doing double-duty at work and at home and we just bought our meat, we continued to raise chickens for eggs. Sometimes one would get out of the pen and be mauled by our dogs or get into the neighbor's yard and get mauled by the neighbors' dogs and would be lingering away, running and hiding and slowly dying from infection. I was older then and was happy to help Dad catch the chickens and to hold a dying chicken still while he took the mercy-hatchet to its neck. (These were not eaten, of course). I had uncles and aunts who hunted. I never took it up (and kind of regret it, as venison and wild turkey are delicious). I DID take up fishing. I've looked my food in the face as I've put it into an ice-bath or taken the tip of a knife to ike jime... I tend to say a little prayer, but, you know, fish-blood is on my hands... And I always feel a part of nature when I'm catching my own food. Get some nice beef sometimes from a friend whose family has raised their own cattle... And, yeah, there was a time in my youth when I considered becoming a vegetarian. My sister drew me back with how good roasted turkey is. In other words, when answering the question of "If you had to kill your own meat, would you eat like you do now or would you become a vegetarian?" and how most people would choose the latter option? I'm one of those rare, one in a million people who *might* choose the former option. Although, I expect I'd eat meat more rarely if I had to go through all the steps of dealing with it myself, because raising / butchering is very difficult and annyoying - even my pro butcher-dad just gave it up after a while because he got sick of taking his work home with him.

All in all, while I do want livestock as a whole to be treated better, when it comes to the ethics of eating it at all? I was raised in a way that makes me chill with death and life-cycles. If I get my way with a natural burial, the worms will eat me one day.

#food #food ethics #meat eating vs. veganism #I'm an omnivore and expect I will always be #I respect other people's choices #but I will readily self-identify as evil #when you're raised a rural kid back in the 1980s #just thinking of how weird I am #I really do think with ethical questions most people would be inclined to vegetarianism #if their financial and nutritional and flavor-needs were met #now if given the choice of an all-meat diet and a vegan diet... #I'd go for vegan because there is more variety in veggies and fruits than in just meat #I've heard of red meat and salt diet by manosphere right-wing manlings #I do like some vegetarian and vegan dishes and want to eat more of them #but you know if I could get my own rural land again... #one of my dreams is raising egg-chickens #and possibly meat-chickens

[shallowstories]

Jack gets into Dean's anime collection, but he skips the hentai and gets obsessed with trippy stuff like Angel's Egg.

#spn + anime #angel's egg #Youtube #jack + the story of the chicken and the black snake #spn + the bible #spn + religion #tfw + fishing #tfw + faith #jack + nephilim #spn + flood narratives #spn + reality vs unreality #spn + blind faith #spn + amnesia #theme ideas #inspiration #videos #theme analysis #spn + making meaning from nothingness #spn + faith when the miracles happen and when they don't #spn + leviathan #spn + the empty

[whiskeyote]

hmm if my stellate ganglion is literally damaged/injured did that make the PTSD worse or did the PTSD cause it in the first place

*jazz hands* THINGS I CAN'T ANSWER ABOUT HARLEQUIN SYNDROME

#t #chicken vs egg cagematch edition

[dogtoling]

OK. . . seems i missed the whole 'chickens are controversial in splatoon' thing. . . why?

To put it short there's evidence both for and against them existing, and this is without me actually looking anything up so i might be missing something.

cases for chickens being extant: there's been chickens present in SOME form in several splatfests, they're not mammals so they're not NECESSARILY extinct, despite being domesticated animals and thus being unlikely to survive it doesn't mean it'd be IMPOSSIBLE because pigeons and other relatively human-dependent birds still survive in Splatoon, and of course there are many instances of Eggs being a staple in inkling culinary culture. egg is everywhere

cases for chickens being extinct: we only actually See chickens (or chicken, as in food) in splatfest art and splatfest dialogue which isn't (or at least definitely wasn't until Splatoon 3) canon-compliant at all. We havent actually seen chickens in-universe to my knowledge, nor had them mentioned outside splatfest. probably the biggest nail in the coffin is that there IS a chicken statue in Splatsville, and typically when there are big animal statues in the cities those are statues depicting extinct animals. this is something from an interview that touched on the crane and tortoise statues in Inkopolis Square; which also confirms that it wasn't JUST MAMMALS that suffered and went extinct, it was also other miscellaneous land animals and even random birds which I think me and initially a lot of other people thought were just. Fine and safe. But if a random bird like a crane can be extinct now then chickens are absolutely not safe just because they're not mammals. although eggs are in like every food it's not really been confirmed in any way that those are CHICKEN eggs (although that is the most likely), they could as well be farming domesticated pigeons or something

So really it's a big case of no real confirmation they DO exist, but also no real confirmation they DON'T exist, but also the only context we see them in-universe is in a context where every other animal depicted there IS extinct and it's like a lore thing. So the existence of eggs is a big hint TOWARDS them existing but could easily mean nothing whereas the other one is more in line with proving they do not exist. it is a very uncertain situation for the chicken

HOWEVER!!!!!! there is hope for the chicken. splatfests in Splatoon 3 have had more in-universe accurate themes and dialogue so far (meaning they dont randomly make up shit like "marina's landlord is a narwhal" and "inklings eat red meat" or whatever the fuck in that sea food vs mountain food one we didnt even have that one it was regional). SO THIS MEANS! in the next splatfest we Could get a somewhat stable answer to if chickens exist or not. of course the other 2 options are extinct animals whereas the chicken is 50/50. i'm HOPING the dialogue touches upon this fact and doesn't just talk about all of those like they just Exist. basically we are very close to some kind of progress on this issue that would be Somewhat credible because while splatfest dialogue has never been a credible source in the past, it has been WAY better in S3

TL;DR we just don't know. Chickens are a mystery

#mailbox

[void-tiger]

Domesticated for egg-laying is pretty body-horror but…I’m hungry and that’s a stable protein source. Just make sure the hens are compensated for the constant drain of calcium and protein and other nutrients with access to Really Good Food.

#shitpost #chickens #…yes this isn’t the case of factory farms AT ALL and you buy what you can afford so that you can eat and LIVE #but like. sometimes ya think about the existential horror that is being a chicken and perpetually ovulating ie Birdy Periods lol #…and like. you can tell the health of the hen by how thick an egg shell is #cheap eggs come from factory farms and are. so thin. that poor hen #but…sometimes the Expensive Hopefully Free Range vs ‘cage free’ eggs #will be very very thin. and it’s a…uh. you okay little birdy? #can I get you some mealworms? calcium block? a vacation?

[betterlifeinoverall-rethabilep]

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