#chris cwej

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Random Doctor Who Facts You Might Not Know, Part 6

The Fourth Doctor once almost drowned in a lake while following giant cat footprints.

While "pimping up" Bessie, the Eleventh Doctor turned her into a monster truck.

The Seventh Doctor takes five to six sugars in his tea.

The Seventh Doctor once admitted that he enjoyed destroying worlds.

The Second Doctor once found parts of the Sixth Doctor's outfit in his TARDIS wardrobe. He decided that he would never wear such a thing.

Khavûl, the main enemy in the "Chronomancer" audio starring the Sixth Doctor, Mel Bush, and Hebe Harrison, is a Drornidian and a Paradox Mage. The planet Drornid would play an important role during the War in Heaven.

In the far future where it is not meaningful to measure time, Evelyn Smythe became a CyberController.

While training to be an astronaut, Steven Taylor played the titular character in a stage production of Hamlet.

The Eighth Doctor has kept kittens in his pockets before.

Chris Cwej has used body bepples, a form of genetic alteration that can change one's physical appearance. He has taken the forms of a person-sized teddy bear and a catboy with tufted ears.

The Doctor was given an avatroid named Badger when he was very young because he needed a tutor, friend, and protector. Badger gives literally almost rib-cracking hugs.

When Rose Tyler and the Tenth Doctor considered getting a pet for the TARDIS, they found a pet store that was run by peaceful Cybermen. Only when Rose protested against the conversion of mice to Cybermice did the Doctor defeat the Cybermen.

The Second Doctor was once seen offering a prayer to "the gods of his own people."

The Eighth Doctor also took Charley Pollard back in time to kill the would-be dictator as a baby but was foiled as well.

The Second Doctor can play the recorder hanging upside down.

Through his forced regenerations, the Doctor lost the ability to make a good soufflé.

The Master once set Jo Grant up on a date with Mike Yates.

Dalek casings are made of polycarbide and dalekanium.

Rose Tyler was once infected with a lagnon grub, so the Tenth Doctor put her into a dream where he was dating Jackie and Mickey had an Amazonian girlfriend. The resulting jealousy drove the grub from her body.

While most future incarnations looked at the First Doctor with deep respect, the Eleventh Doctor did not, calling him a selfish idiot and a coward.

Glitterguns are effective weapons against the Cybermen.

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28

#doctor who #dw #dr who #classic who #new who #big finish doctor who #big finish audios #big finish #dw eu #doctor who eu #doctor who expanded universe #eighth doctor #fifth doctor #sixth doctor #tenth doctor #first doctor #eleventh doctor #rose tyler #chris cwej #steven taylor #evelyn smythe #second doctor #charley pollard #the master #jo grant #mike yates #war in heaven #mel bush #hebe harrison #fourth doctor

[doctornolonger]

7 years later: Coloth has arrived.

The Book of the Snowstorm, brilliantly crafted and compiled by @aristidetwain, is AVAILABLE NOW in print, epub, and Kindle!

It includes a new story from me, “The First Noël”, as well as literally dozens of other stories. Welcome to the Library – just be sure to wear something cozy. Winter has arrived!

#coloth #the book of the snowstorm #arcbeatle #can't understate how thrilled I am about this release #the first noel #chris cwej #arcbeatle press #auteur #lucy wilson #?!?!?!???! #i do such nice things with formatting and then tumblr sabotages me lol #hopefully you're viewing this on tumblr.com/doctornolonger rather than doctornolonger.tumblr.com

[wanderingmadscientist]

A Faction Paradox film was discussed by Lawrence Miles and a representative of a Warner Brothers subsidiarity in 2003. The representative had obtained an early copy of Political Animals from Image Comics and expressed interest in obtaining the rights to consider a film adaptation of the story. However, Miles had learned just earlier that day that the comic's third issue had been cancelled, and the representative lost interest after Miles described the story as "Amadeus with monsters".

Never forget that we almost got a Faction Paradox movie. It would have probably sucked, true, but then we could have said that the reason it sucked was that the Great Houses had sent Chris Cwej to sabotage the movie.

#faction paradox #faction Hollywood #chris cwej #doctor who #dweu #war in heaven #the enemy #Lawrence Miles #political animals #the great Houses #great houses

[wgough42]

Discuss

#Seventh Doctor #Ace McShane #Bernice Summerfield #Chris Cwej #Roz Forrester #VNAs #virgin new adventures #Doctor Who

[raspberry-gloaming]

I'm currently at a point where because I've got into Gallifrey, I follow or have at least browsed people's blogs who love other dweu stuff. And I thought it might be fun to say what I currently think and know about eu characters/companions so when I have in the future delved deeper into the eu I can look back and compare and laugh and see how much is accurate! There's gonna be a "read more" here because this gonna get Long.

Also please let me know what I've got right and not and also tell me more about these characters if you are fans of them!

Benny: starting off strong i know some stuff about her! she's an archeologist from the future (wonder if she ever met River) and she travelled with... one of the doctor(s)? Possibly Seven? She is besties with Brax and sometimes works for him and his collection. Probably must be able to put up with bullshit because of those last two points. Has a husband called Jason and at least one kid, which, iconic, female adventure and action protagonists should get to be mums more often its always the childfree so big up Benny for that. made a cameo at the end of Gallifrey IV.

Evelyn: I have heard her. A little. I basically skipped through the apocalypse element because I wanted to understand some of the reasons that Romana is the way she is in Gallifrey, but didn't listen properly because I got bored. Is an old lady, which is great - its great to see ages mixing it up a bit, instead of the 19-25 year old girl primary companions we consistently get in nu-who. Travelled with Six and is/was a professor at a university. Not sure for which subject though.

Fitz: Canonically bisexual and wears a leather jacket. I've seen A Lot of shipping him and Eight, and these shippers seem to have a similar vibe to Two/Jamie shippers. I don't know much else, except that his time with the doctor is probably fucked up because from what I have gleaned, Eight's companions Go Through It like big time.

Compassion: Faction Paradox which I believe is in an alternate universe (also the faction paradox timelines seem to have have a different vibe of names to the main universe ones, every time I'm on the "Individual Time Lords" category on the wiki and see a name that seems out of place it turns out to be a character from Faction Paradox.) Is a person (human i think?) but is also a TARDIS? Like you can go into her and travel? Where tf is the door this is very cursed. Also used as a breeding machine to make more TARDISes as well? By Romana? Idk but this seems pretty fucked up in an icky way. And fucked up in a non-icky way too. I'm just confused tbh. Not sure which doctor is involved in this one.

C'rizz - Possibly people can't say his name right? Is that him? Alien boy, travelled with Eight and Charley. That's about all I know.

Chris Cwej: I know even less about him, hes the other possibility for people mixing up his name or something. Think he travelled with Seven. Idk why but he gives me dick vibes.

Hex Schofield: Travelled with Ace and Seven. Is from 2021 or something and says "sus." Which yh that was a thing but he was made before among us existed that's a cool coincidence that it turned out like that.

Liv and Helen: They exist. That's it I know nothing more.

Molly O'Sullivan: Also exists. Travelled with eight?

Charley Pollard: Has a Nazi for a sister - Blind Eye my beloved. Calls herself Edwardian even though she's from the 1930s, idk if its like a character point or an accidental fuck up by the writers. Has a romance with the doctor in some form. And also a pretty messed up relationship with him i think. Actually just a pretty messed up time. Especially because I think she was in Scherzo which I hear Wild Blue Yonder was inspired by. So good luck girl you're gonna need it.

#doctor who audios #big finish #dw #doctor who #dweu #charley pollard #liv chenka #Molly O'Sullivan #Hex Schofield #bernice summerfield #c'rizz #chris cwej #doctor who compassion #evelyn smythe #fitz kreiner

[familyparadox]

What the Bad Wolf did to Jack vs What the time lords did to Chris Cwej parallels

Ohhh new who Faction Paradox parallels Cwej like Jack did not want to have more than one life but that’s what he got. If you add it Clara who got duplicated loads but not clones but Biodata duplicated and became immortal as well you have the messed up relationship to time and life trio. Nerve consider Jack and Cwej parallels thank you for this. Might do something with this at some point point in my very large fic I have been writing for a while.

While we at it we could also talk about River and compare her being uploaded to the Libary to Chris become the V-Cwej in Cwej: the series in which he gets uploaded in to every other Cwej.

#doctor who #dweu #faction paradox #doctor who eu #vna #chris cwej #captain jack harkness #clara oswald #Cwejen #river song #Cwej: the sereis #parallels

[theangelshavethephonebox]

Is this anything

Image description: a screenshot of a poorly edited meme. It's Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99 with the subtitles "they think I made Kevin gay with my magic genitalia", except an image of a drawing of Chris Cwej's head has been pasted over Holt's, and the words have been crossed out and written over to read "I cured AIDS with my magic genitalia". End ID.

#image described #doctor who #dr who #dw #chris cwej #damaged goods #meme #brooklyn 99 #incorrect quotes #doctor who incorrect quotes

[legok9]

Doctor Who cover art by Jon Sullivan

The Death of Art

So Vile a Sin cover

The Room With No Doors

Oh No It Isn't!

Ship of Fools

Deadfall

Oblivion

Dry Pilgrimage

Where Angels Fear

via Jon Sullivan's ArtStation

#doctor who #bernice summerfield #virgin new adventures #vnas #doctor who eu #dweu #7th doctor #seventh doctor #jon sullivan #chris cwej #roz forrester

[natequarter]

why are companion fates either "sad the doctor left them" or "destruction of their entire planet" or "whatever the fuck happened to chris cwej"

#chris cwej #doctor who

[starlit1daydream]

#doctor who #nuwho #classic who #doctor who eu #big finish #mlm #achillian #gay #harry sullivan #adric #fitz kreiner #captain jack harkness #jack harkness #jamie mcrimmon #chris cwej #bisexual #not tagging the actors this time since idk what i'd be doing with the EU ones

[quads-and-monsters]

Proving that straight sex is dangerous: The Chris Cwej method.

Chris Cwej has gay sex: Gets blown in the back of a cab in the 80s, trace elements of his 30th century super semen are used to cure AIDS.

Chris Cwej has straight sex: Cries during and after sex, proceeds to end the world and die of radiation poisoning before regenerating into a redditor.

Still think straight sex is a joke???

#it's true #look it up #chris cwej #virgin new adventures #doctor who #faction paradox #pride month #lawrence miles #russell t davies

[lurking-latinist]

also this book is not just about wrapping up the VNAs and Seven’s era as a whole, it’s also specifically setting up for the TVM. We’re sending him off to his death. But before it all ends we have to tell him we love him:

I don’t know, sometimes franchise-based storytelling is kind of lovely.

#(forerunner of the newwho style of regeneration episode?) #doctor who #doctor who novels #seventh doctor #chris cwej #lungbarrow

[tardistogongen]

So, since I didn't really promote anything while I was sick with Covid, shamelessly sharing this book I put a lot of work and love into. It's a (free!) novel written to celebrate Arcbeatle Press' 10th Anniversary. You don't need to know jack shit going into it, and other people tell me parts of it are deeply moving. Deals a lot with mental health. Also features Chris Cwej from the Doctor Who Virgin New Adventures because why not (and he's legally licensed to appear!). So yeah. Go enjoy it. It's free. Have fun.

#chris cwej #warsong #free fiction #scifi novel #lady aesculapius #doctor who #academy 27

[dalesramblingsblog]

The Gary Russell double feature comes to a close, as we shift our focus away from the venerable Professor Bernice Summerfield towards one Jason Peter Kane, and welcome Chris Cwej back to the fold in Deadfall.

(Yes, this is the most obvious subtitle I've ever done, why do you ask?)

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#doctor who #bernice summerfield #virgin new adventures #dale's ramblings #gary russell #wilderness years #jason kane #irving braxiatel #chris cwej

[doctornolonger]

From the official Arcbeatle Press announcement:

Cwej: Down the Middle established itself as a unique journey in science-fiction, and now it’s back in a new and updated edition from Arcbeatle Press on March 21st, 2023. Featuring new art and corrections to the original edition, this is the definitive version of the story. “It’s how I always wanted Cwej: Down the Middle to be experienced,” said the book’s editor and creative force, Hunter O’Connell.

#chris cwej #cwej #down the middle #hunter #awesome cover by my friend Jacob Keith #get hype!

[familyparadox]

How does one think the 7th Doctor’s first meeting with the Faction went down. We know Seven met the Faction Paradox before Alien Bodies but we have no details of this encounter.

Out of universe is is clearly a reference to the VNA version of Alien Bodies but I often wonder how the in universe meeting happened. To me it seems that Roz and Cwej would have been with them and involved the Klade as mentioned in Father Time (however is could Fitz and Anjie with eight)

#doctor who #dweu #faction paradox #eighth doctor #doctor who eu #edas #the seventh doctor #chris cwej #roz forrester #fitz kreiner