#clap of my asscheeks

[toxooz]

yall knew it was only a matter of time 🤡💀

#ghost #ghost cod #when ur trying to do stealth kills but the clap of ur asscheeks keeps alerting the shadows #my art #fanart #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty modern warfare #modern warfare #muscle #cod mw2 #cod mwii #ghost mw2 #simon riley #simon ghost riley

[sparkytheandroid]

#grinch #metal gear solid #hmmgnghr colonel im trying to sneak around #but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the whos

[raisans-art]

Ok soooooooo

C!Wilbur coming from Utah made me think of the Mormon capital, Salt Lake City, and then was like: is c!Wilbur Mormon? I think he’s Mormon. He’s Mormon now.

So I drew him in the Mormon fit

It’s Mormon time

#dsmp #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #dream smp #dream smp fanart #dream smp spoilers #tommy I’m trying to sneak into the temple but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting god

[cupophrogs]

If... if Drew's pants were torn up by the train crash... was he just pantless until he got through the schoolhouse???

Yes. Yes he was.

“The crash really tore my pants up, I did what I had to, man! At least I know how to sew.”

#“Ollie I’m trying to sneak through the Schoolhouse. But my pants are shredded and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Miss Delight​“ #No Pants? #this made me laugh my ass of in class #thank you MCA #Drew’s pants are just Miss Delights skirt sewn to his shirt #phrart #character design #art #ask Drew #ask the three d’s #the three d’s #poppy playtime #poppy playtime oc #drew poppy playtime #better his pants then his legs(his legs still got considerably fucked up lmao)

[alphabitchnkari]

@skxrbrand

"Xam-zan! Xam-xam!" N'kari butchers Kha'xanzyr's name further as he barges into the Architect's side of Inferinus once again.

The training khornate troops all try to look down and avoid eye contact, just in case their commander decide they were mocking him.

"Xammy, don't ignore me! There's Khornate business that need handling, and my poor Slaaneshi sensibilities is too delicate to stomache it!"

#skxrbrand #N'kari: the claps of my asscheeks-

[thelearnedsoldiertoo]

Jaina Varré

Aka "Count Cheeks"

This is an adaptation of a VERY old RP character of mine by @cadhla182, who seems to literally never miss. The character was one I was already planning to get art done of but the pose was inspired by my, ah, appreciation of how my wife looked in skinny jeans. Hence the moniker of Count Cheeks, coined by Cadhla themselves xD

She's a Vampire who's been through a Lot™ and somehow maintained a broadly good alignment despite it all, though given her position in one of the hotbeds of Vampire high society--partly because no other region would be safer for her--she has to put on airs and pretend at being a monster.

She has a much more intricate backstory--a former crusader, a period as an enforcer--but unfortunately at least four of my players follow me here and I didn't want to have to gate this beautiful art behind my DM spoilers tag, so I'll leave it at that!

#pathfinder #pf2e #my ocs #vampire oc #obligatory bad joke; #hrngh countess i'm trying to sneak past the crusaders but I'm too dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the paladins #okay i'm done now #anyway tysm cadhla I love it! #and that chibi took me the fuck out xD

[sungrave]

Everybody taking important screenshots of lore and hidden details:

Me: hehe, buttcheeks...

#lies of p #this game is so cheeky #im trying to sneak around but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting gepettos puppet

[koskela-knights]

So @zephyrone01 and I have been talking about Ilmo and uhhhh 👀 anyone else noticing that for some baggy pants his ass is quite present 🍑

(Thnx for Zephyrone01 for this clear shot 😏 I slightly edited it to prove my point)

#oops thirst post #we theorize that his butt is an object of power actually #considered it might be from all the motorcycling he does #AND CHOPPING WOOD #ilmo koskela #Ilmo trying to hide from the Taken but he is dummy thicc and the claps of his asscheeks alert the Taken from miles away #and maybe the signals weren't even from the lake but just from him #u know they had to scrap the skinny jeans from the concept art or ilmo would have been too distracting to the player #my ramblings #my posts

[luxury-nightmare]

tumblr has babygirlified this man. They also turned him into a vampire

#across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #spiderman 99 #Tbh we had our work cut out for us #Man’s is double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon #Packing some serious birthday cake #“Spider people I’m trying to capture the anomaly but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting morales”

[dingleshartbeaufoy]

Dude I’ll be walking several feet away from a door or plank or chain or something and it fucking gets tossed around anyway does Henri just have an utterly massive ass and it slaps when he walks and it knocks down everything in his path w

#henri clement #amnesia the bunker #ouugh I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thick #and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the stalker

[sae-mian]

HANG ON A SECOND.....I DEFINITELY REMEMBER A MCH POINTING AN LB AT ME WHILE AT A BEACH NODE EARLIER...... was that u. were u sniping miette like the football (I HOPE SO)

AKDNFNAKDNDKAKBJAKD I FUCKEN WISH

no i was the poor innocent blackmage that was getting primal rended on every 5 seconds OTL

so if someone was out there throwing Bigmassive Fireball at miette, MAYBE THAT WAS ME-

#ffxiv #my luck with frontlines is atrocious #im more of a cc and rival wings gamer eheh #im just an innocent blackmage who has never committed any wrongs #but the clap of my asscheeks alerted every warrior on primal :'(

[the-only-unicorn-cheese]

it it’s mormon time

#de tru cheez #digitial art #shitpost #Wilbur Soot #c!Wilbur Soot #mormon wilbur soot #dsmp spoilers #probably? #dsmp wilbur soot #dsmp shitpost #dsmp fanart #no i will not elaborate #Tommy i'm trying to sneak into the mormon temple but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting god

[billygaysanguine]

HOW DID YOU GUYS EVEN FINF THAT POST

#skulduggery pleasant #I WOKE UP TO SO MANY PEOPLE REBLOGGING “the clap of my asscheeks is alerting taciturn mcgill” WHTUTURHSH5.?7?? #THAT POST IS FROM LAST MAY. I was ahead of my time. I guess. #vaurien scapegrace

[marigoos]

Joycon drift so bad I caved in and am browsing repair kits. I am FIXING these bitches just watch me

Also fuck Nintendo

#I even tried to check cheap new controllers but they're all out of stock WONDER WHY #absolute shit hardware. worst controllers I've ever put my hands on #let it be known that what finally prompted this was a failed sneak attempt in ff7. #'clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards' moment but instead it was Cloud's apparent inability to walk east (or stay still) #what hurt most was Barret making fun of me. it's not my fault it's the planned obsolescence T^T #(yes I could have gotten it for another platform but honestly I'm more likely to play on a portable device. curse me)

[hellboundhimbo]

ill be real with you dawg i am not paying attention to what's going on LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING CHEEKS.

#DAMN SHAWTY DO IT CLAP? #hrnng. josuke im trying to sneak around #but im DUMMY THICK #and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the enemy stand user #bit too late in the game to start a nico reads jojolion tag but eh maybe #jjba #jojolion #nico reads jojolion

[jemandthesingalongs]

this art kills me every time why did heroes of dragon age give justinia’s ghost such a dumptruck ass

#dragon age #hhnnhnh im trying to solve the mage-templar war but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting corypheus #there was NO NEED for this