Pt:2 of how different Rory roles would react to you sitting on their lap (idk if I forgot the title of it already-)
Willie
He’d let out a quick whimper as he’ll blush deeply. He would immediately place his hands up, like a small puppy dog. He would be very confused, and very flustered. He didn’t expect this from you at all, so he would just stare at you in confusion. He can’t deny he didn’t like it, he loved it.
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Euronymous/Øystein Aarseth (Rory Culkin)
He would be a bit startled, not too much though. He’ll smirk a tiny bit and place his hands on your lower abdomen and lean back, humming softly. He would trail his hands up and down your body as he bounces his leg up and down.
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Clay Roach
He would stir in a confused manner, looking around. Then, he would shrug and rest his head against your back and start falling asleep, snoring loudly as he mumbles your name, or random things. (You’re his little cuddle buddy :3)
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Jack Thurlow
Jack would put his cigarette down in his hand and tilt his head to the side in a confused manner, then flash a tiny smile. He’d giggle a bit and lean against you, wanting some comfort.
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Chris Kenton
Chris would blush a bit with a tiny giggle. He would wrap his arms around you gently and caress your shoulder with his thumb, stuffing his mouth on your shoulder (not biting). He’d take a deep breath and close his eyes, starting to mumble some sweet nothings to you.
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Clyde
He’d take the weed out of his mouth and look at you with a very confused, to the point where he’s probably stuffing his face in yours. He’d blush a bit and shrug, then put the blunt back in his mouth.
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Marcus
He’d blush a bit and shrug it off, rubbing your hips with a tiny smile. He’d giggle a bit and sigh. Marcus would lean against you and take a strawberry, chewing on it kind of loudly to break the awkward silence.
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Daniel Cooper
Danny would whimper quietly in a repeated way, blushing as he looks down at the floor awkwardly, then back up at you. He’d flash a shy smile and look away, putting his hands to the side. He didn’t know where to touch you, so he didn’t want to be a perv either.
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Clement
Clem’s eyes would widen as he’d freeze. He didn’t think you’d like him like him like that, but he didn’t hate it exactly. He’d giggle a tiny bit and cling onto you, closing his eyes.
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What should I have in my assassin's bureau?
Most Bureau's function as news post and informational military base, which means you can live there. It can be a place to store weapons, food, drink and waters/wines (not to dine on but medicines and also flame lighting materials), as well as other medicines, bandages and cots for sleeping and or blanket rolls for sleeping.
A List of Needs:
Thread, twine, string, flax, needles
Cloth, bandages, sheets, linens
Glues, pitch, nap (a type of black pitch), saps, salves, ointments
Foods, nonperishables (rare), bread, cheese, wines/liamints (fruit juices)
Candles, wax, tonement (for sealing wax, clays, pottery), pottery bake (cornstarch, baking soda (medly), flour, meal
Bed rolls / blankets / mats / cots
Wood, firepots, pits, snap (kindling), fax (fat for burning/oil), and Fax is a templar word.
Fishing net / fishing cap. You could take an old shirt, and cutting small holes in it would filter water, you could "dress" the shirt onto two poles and it would be propped up in a place to let water filter through it. Or people would take a longer sleeve shirt after dressing the two poles and tie the arms together to make a net, and fish would be gathered from inside the shirt they swam into.
Brooms / rock salt for floor (kept bugs and pests at a mini), and sometimes people knew how to weave a floor mat from twine or grasses. (Not pretty things)
Cooking oil from foods gathered for lamp oil and candle making. Lasted anywhere between 35 mins to 3 hours depending how it was made. People would take red wine, and mix it with the oils, and it would last over a period of hours if the flax wix or wood wick was long enough. Only noble people had white wines.
Most bureaus are brave enough to post the assassin logo somewhere on the or about the property. In some times past, it was Illegal to have the insignia on the wall, door or roof or sign, in front or around the side of the buildiing or in the back. Bureaus then resorted to the use of the Jerusalem Cross in order to signify they were good people of the mark. Many also took to create a cross on their robe or uniform. Usually a red, or white emblem with yellow or black trim and some white.
Pope Clement III basically told bureau's they could not post signage of any logo or establishment, or they would be fined money, he feared "briganides" moving against him. This lasted until the middle of the 1200's, and in the north did new bureau's start to post signage out-front and also on their roof.
It is important to note that early bureaus were modeled after Monasteries. The idea of a home, peace, prayer and help in the monastery was greatly admired by early Assassins. If you study this article, you will see that this is true:
Rule of Saint Benedict - Wikipedia
It is also clear up from Pope Clement III's death the Catholic Church instigated most of the wars of the lands until and past Pope Gregory's IX rule.
Pope Gregory IX - Wikipedia
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Book 2Chapter 21 - A Battle in the Mountains
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Ralph gets his battle with the mountainfolk, and makes a new friend(?)
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"Nay," said Ralph, "they have done well with their shooting, let them rest. As to my thrusting my sword through the man, Captain, I had done that before, had I been so minded. At any rate, I will ask him if he will serve me truly. Otherwise he seemeth a strong carle and a handy. How sayest thou, lad, did I take thee fairly?"
In the morning, they got up early and ate a little, and Clement gave generously to the Warden and his wife on behalf of their group. They saddled their horses and departed, and the road was rough, but it was all downhill and the streams ran eastward.[1]
They rode all day, and when the sun was setting they camped at the foot of a round hill in a valley with water and grass. Looking down from there, they could see a beautiful plain ahead, and Cheaping Knowe, all pretty and blue in the distance.[2]
This was a lovely place, and they would have happily relaxed there if they had not needed to be on guard more than any previous night, for Clement thought that the wild men would attack them that night.
But all was peaceful through that night, and in the morning they got on the road quickly, riding with their armor on and their bows strung: and three of the armed men rode ahead as scouts.
They had not been on the road for two hours before the scouts returned and reported that the next pass down the way was full of Bandits.[3]
The group was at that time riding a high, bare ridge, and would have an advantage over the thieves if they were attacked from their current position; but if they kept going forward, they would have to follow the road into a dale that was surrounded by the wild men. There were sixty two of them, but only about twenty were fighters, pulse Ralph and Clement (who as a strong fighter hen he needed to be). Of the others, some were just boys, and among the Merchants, there were three old men and more than one was skittish. However, all of the men were armed and they had many bows, and some of the merchants’ assistants were skilled archers.
So they discussed things, and some argued that it would be best to hold their ground and wait for their enemy from a place of advantage; but Clement and the older fighters disagreed with this. They brought up that although they could see the plains below, it did them no good, and Clement told them to think about how night would eventually fall, and that the longer they waited the more bandits there might be. Therefore, all things considered, it would be better to attack at once and try their luck in the valley. After some discussion, they all agreed to this—except for a few who were so scared that they could not see the reason behind it.
So, these frightened members of the group were left behind to guard the pack animals and merchandise; they did this while the fighters and bowmen went forward without further preparation, and Ralph rode between Clement and the captain of the fighters.
They came to the path down into the valley, which cut its way through a hill of clay and dirt, so that it was surrounded on the left and right by steep, slippery cliffs, from the tops of which they thankfully were not attacked with stones. Also, the path was short and they rode six people abreast and were quickly through it. As he rode, Ralph saw a few of the bandits at the low end of the path where it widened out, and they shot some arrows at the merchants, which did not wound anyone but did rattle off of their armor. When Clement saw those people—and heard the noise of their shouting—he lifted up a great axe that he carried and cried out “St Agnes for the merchants!” and spurred on his horse.[4] They all followed him, and they came clattering and shouting down the steep road like a stone flung from a sling, driving right into the valley as a group, so that the stragglers were left far behind.
The wild men,[5] who were poorly armed with broad shields and mostly wore animal skins, made no attempt at defense, but fled as quickly as they could towards the steep slopes of the valley, and then turned and began shooting again, because the companions would not pursue them and risk being split up and overrun by their horde of enemies. Instead, they kept together and followed the road along the south side of the valley, initiating the first confrontation and bloodshed. The thieves still shot their weak bows from the hillside, but barely made a dent. The archers of the group returned fire, letting the melee fighters rest their horses. They gathered their pack animals behind them and were not afraid to stay in this place for a while because the ground behind them fell away in a steep cliff with a few bushes, the kind that no one could come up without climbing on their hands and knees, and even that would not be easy.
When the archers had shot for a while and some of the thieves had fallen to their arrows, the men were encouraged by the retreat of the wild men. Ralph, seeing that some still hung around the slope, cried out: “Master Clement, and you, Captain, it would be bad to leave these people behind us as we go, in case they follow and shoot at us from the rear.”
“That’s true,” said the captain, who was a man of few words, “let’s go. But Clement, stay here with the lads and bowmen.”
Then he cried out: “St Christopher aid us!” and he shook his reins, and all the men who were armored and mounted followed him against the thieves. But the wildmen, seeing the horses coming at them, backed up the hillside a little and held their ground, and some of the horses were hurt by their arrows. The captain had them stop and dismount, while Clement brought the archers closer and shot at the thieves who were closing around the fighters or attacking the horses. Then the companions went forward bravely on foot, coming into melee with the thieves, slashing and stabbing. The wildmen used axes, hammers, and spears, and they were not at all afraid, having the high ground advantage. They were strong and quick men, though not tall.
Ralph fought bravely, and was wounded above the knee by a spear, but not very badly, so he kept fighting and cleared a space around him with great slashes of Upmeads’ blade. Then as the wildmen fled back, there was one of them who stood his ground and swung a long-handled hammer at him, but Ralph dodged under the blow and caught him by the throat, pulling him out of the group.[6] With that, the wildmen scattered before the well-armed fighters and fled up the hill, and the fighters hardly pursued them, for their armor made them slow. Because of this, they did not capture any more of those men, though they killed some, then turned back to gather around Ralph and congratulate him on his capture, for they were happy that the battle was over. And Clement, who had left his bowmen when the Companions were fighting the wild men, was there with them.[7]
Ralph said to him: “Well, have I gotten myself a servant and thrall at a good price?”
“Yes,” said Clement, “if you think a ferret would make a good hound.”[8]
The captain said: “Stab him with your sword, knight.”
Another said: “Let him run up the hill and our bowmen will shoot at him.”
“No,” said Ralph, “they’ve done well with their shooting today, let them rest. As to my stabbing the man, Captain, I would have done that before if I wanted to. At the very least, I’ll ask him if he will serve me faithfully. Otherwise, he seems like a strong enough man, and skilled. What do you say, my man, did I capture you fairly?”
“Yes,” said the man, “You are a strong lad.”
He did not seem to care about the swords around him, and all together seemed like a somewhat handsome, warrior-like man. He was of average height, strong and well-built, with black hair that was shaggy like an animals’ mane, and bright blue eyes. He was dressed in a short coat of grey wool, with a vest of ox-skin armor laced up over it. He had no helmet or shoes, but wore woolen leggings around his legs.[9] His shield—made of wood and ox-hide—lay on the ground a few paces away, and his hammer next to it, both of which he had dropped when Ralph first grabbed him, but he still had a large, ugly knife strapped to him.
Ralph said to him: “Which would you rather do—be killed, or serve me?”
The man said, grinning, but not meanly: “I guess I would rather serve you!”
“Will you serve me faithfully?”
“Why not?” said the man. “But I will warn you that if you beat me—except in a fit of anger—I’ll put a knife in you at my first opportunity.”[10]
“Oh,” said one of the men. “Just kill him now, lord Ralph.”
“No, I won’t,” said Ralph. “He has warned me fairly; maybe he will serve me faithfully. Master CLement, will you lend me a horse for my man to ride?”
“Yes,” said Clement; “But I am doubtful of your new squire.” Then he turned to the fighters and said: “Don’t dally, my masters! Get the horse and let’s leave before they regroup!”
So they mounted and rode away from that valley, and Ralph had his man ride beside him. The man said to him as soon as they were riding: “Take note that I will not fight against my kin.”
“I wouldn’t ask you to,” said Ralph; “but do take note that if you fight against us, I will kill you straight away.”
The man said: “That’s a fair bargain!”
“Well, I will take your knife then, lest it tempt you—which is the habit of cold iron and women’s bodies.”
“No, master,” said the man, “let me keep my knife, as you are a good man. In two hours, we’ll be away from the threat of my people, and when we come down into the lands below, I’ll kill as many people as you want me to, as long as they aren’t of my kin. Honestly, the people down there are evil and alien.”
“All right then, lad,” said Ralph, laughing, “keep your knife, but keep this in mind: if you kill any man of this fellowship except for me, I would rather skin you alive than kill you.
“It’s a bargain then,” said the man, “and I agree to it.
“Good, now tell me your name.”
“Bull Shockhead,” said the man.[11]
Then the fellowship got to riding quickly down the slopes of the mountain on a much better road, and talking together was not easy. They kept a good watch both ahead and behind, but they were not attacked again, though they did see some clumps of men on the hillsides.
So a little while past noon, they came down the lower slopes of the mountains and foothills, which were green and free of stones. There they saw cattles and shepherds, and a homestead here and there, and fields surrounded by fencing.
Now they were down populated lands again, and they displayed the banners of their fellowship, which were Agnes, White Fleece, Christopher, and the Ship of Nicolas, the last of which was the banner of the traveling knights of Whitwall, and Ralph was glad to ride under the banner of St Nicholas, his protector, and thought that it might bring him luck. They showed their banners now because they knew no one here would be so foolish as to attack the Merchants, whom they looked to for many practical and recreational goods.
Now that they felt safe, they stopped and camped by a nice little stream and ate their dinner, and Ralph split his share with his thrall, and the man was hungry and ate well, causing Clement to say mockingly: “You feed your thrall too well, lord, even for a king’s son. Are you trying to fatten him up to eat him?”
Then some of the others picked up the joke and told the man to stop eating, so that he wouldn’t get fat and therefore would live longer. He listened to them, furrowed his brows and looked fiercely from one of them to the other. But Ralph laughed out loud and waved a finger at him, and the man’s anger fled as he began laughing, and began eating again with gusto. He sighed in contentment when he was done and was drinking his wine.
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[1] Minor notes: Warden’s wife is called his “helpmate” here, which is just an old term for partner. I initially thought it might be another Morrisism, but that seems to not be the case, though Morris may have been fond of the term due to his feelings on relationships. Also, the original line is “but it was down hill, and all waters ran east,” which I think is pretty.
[2] This isn’t a valley in the sense of “low place surrounded by higher ground,” but a mountain valley, which is like a long, winding, sloping depression that runs between/down mountains. Google some images—they’re beautiful.
[3] Originally “Strong-thieves,” which is the same thing but not in common use anymore. I maintained capitalization.
[4] I assume St Agnes is the patron saint of merchants (originally, “mercers”) but I’m not going to look it up.
[5] Time to talk about wildmen! I talked about them before (see 1:5 notes), but that was a mythological view and this is a much more practical explanation (i.e. the actual, real thing that was conflated with the myth). Much like the previous discussion of the eastern lands, this is not a racial thing. The wildmen are not a metaphor, analogy, or representation of native or indigenous people groups. These are people who did not integrate into medieval society and continued to live in clans, refusing the rule of lords. These are hillbillies protecting their way of life (and individual freedoms), not indigenous people fighting colonizers.
[6] My assumption is that he grabbed the man’s clothes near the neck and not the actual throat, but that would be cool.
[7] My summary of events (I always have trouble following battles like this, so I thought I’d lay it out plainly): The Companions rode down into the valley from the west, attacked by archers ahead of them. When they fully came into the valley, the wild men scattered, but the Companions did not split up to pursue them. Instead, they followed the road south (I assume protected on the west-side by the wall of the cliff). This brought them to a steep cliff where no one could easily climb up behind them. There, the horsemen and foot soldiers separated. The wild men gathered together on the opposite side (I assume the northern slope of the valley), and the horsemen rode at them. The wild men were part way up the slope and used this vantage point to shoot their bows. As before, their arrows couldn’t pierce the Companions’ armor, but they injured some horses. Because of this, the men dismounted and came at them on foot, supported from behind by the archers (led by Clement). The melee was violent and Ralph fought bravely, and just before the wild men broke and scattered (running up the slope where the Companions could not follow easily in their armor), Ralph caught one of the wild men and pulled him back, causing him to be left behind and captured.
[8] Clement is saying that the wild men aren’t good for taking as servants.
[9] “Hosen made of a woollen clout tied about his legs.” “Hosen” is an older word for leggings or stockings (worn a lot in the middle ages). “Woollen” means “made of wool.” “Clout” has a lot of meanings, but all sort of mean cloth or leather, especially referring to pieces or scraps of them. That, combined with the fact that they are tied around his legs makes me think he’s wearing like, patchwork leggings, probably not well-made.
[10] This is the second time someone’s been like ”nah I’m fine with being beaten for a good reason.” I assume it has to do with medieval/victorian views on violence against children/servants. It seems that beatings are okay as long as they have a purpose and aren’t just being done for fun. However, that’s just the Lady and this wild man’s view of their oppressors, and we’ll see that Ralph isn’t exactly cool with it. Also love the casual attitude has about both being enthralled and also killing his master.
[11] Here we finally meet Bull Shockhead! A few notes: he is from the Bull clan, which gives the first part of his name, and “shockhead” refers to someone with wild, unkempt hair (which implies his hair is extra messy, even by wild men standards. His age is unknown. His age isn’t stated (at least not that I remember), and he’s called “carle” (which is generally used for older men) and “lad” (which is generally used for younger men). He and Ralph both call each other “lad,” so it is my assumption that they are close enough in age to not know who is older.
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