#coconut shrimp gremlin villain!stephen

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Villain!Stephen: I’m extremely upset.

Tony: Why, what’s wrong?

Stephen: There’s Cinnamon Toast Crunch pieces in mY BOWL OF COCONUT SHRIMP!

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Villain!Stephen: Peter got bit by a radioactive spider and became Spider-Man... so if a radioactive shrimp bites me—

Tony: no.

Villain!Stephen: you’re no fun, I haven’t even shown you my Shrimp-Man suit designs yet!

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Villain!Stephen: what’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp?

Tony: a krilling spree.

Stephen: no it’s fucking murder!

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Tony: Put it this way- would you walk into Cooper's and order the first thing off the menu?

Villain!Stephen: I do! Coconut shrimp.

#source: the office (deleted scenes) #tony stark #shrimp gremlin villain!stephen #stephen strange #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #coconut shrimp gremlin villain!stephen #do i need to make every shrimp reference a villain!stephen quote? #YES of course i do

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Wong, on the phone with Tony: now you’ve done it Stark!

Tony: what’s going on?

Villain!Stephen, just kinda floating up and down and hugging a shrimp plushie: TONY PROPOSED TO MEEEEE DNDJDJD I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY!

Wong, to Tony: he won’t shut up... congratulations but please come get your shrimp obsessed dumbass before he starts barbecuing in celebration again, I sincerely doubt you’re marrying him for his cooking.

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Villain!Stephen after a bad day: fuck EVERYTHING I’m starting a shrimp reviewing channel on YouTube. Every restaurant i go to I’m going to live vlog my immediate responses.

Tony: shrimp-themed ASMR.

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Villain!Stephen, about to have dinner: Where’s all the shrimp here? Where’s all the shrimp? There’s only three shrimp!

Tony: in that giant container, there’s only—

Villain!Stephen: yeah! three shrimp!

Tony: there’s usually more than that.

Villain!Stephen: there’s usually like ten!

#tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #source: curb your enthusiasm #the shrimp incident #shrimp gremlin villain!stephen #coconut shrimp gremlin villain!stephen #the fact that this ep is called ‘the shrimp incident’ is sending me

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Villain!Stephen, gently putting a piece of coconut shrimp on Tony’s head: Happy birthday!

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Villain!Stephen: *laying on Tony’s bed with a single piece of shrimp on his lips while a harp magically plays on the other side of the room*

Tony, entering the room: what are you doing?

Stephen: I’ve been trying to get your attention all day, this was the most foolproof plan i could come up with. I’ve been trying to call you for hours!

Tony: oh? why?

Stephen: you’re out of milk.

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Villain!Stephen: GODDAMNIT! THAT’S UNACCEPTABLE!

Tony, rushing into the room: what’s wrong babe are you okay?

Villain!Stephen: someone on chopped overcooked their shrimp appetizer... Tony i am MORTALLY WOUNDED.

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Villain!Stephen: I’m not a villain per se, I’m just a man who enjoys vibin and eating shrimp cocktail.

Tony: okay yes, but you also blew up the front steps of the Met at 4am on a Thursday.

Stephen: it was only for fun! i made sure to pick a time when nobody would be there, and i repaired them right after!!

Tony: then you broke into an upscale grocery store!

Stephen, eating the aforementioned shrimp cocktail and drinking expensive sparkling cider: I deserve only the finest seafood, Anthony.

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Villain!Stephen, laying on the floor for no reason: how *could* you Anthony?

Tony: what? I thought you liked the shrimp gremlin nickname Steph, you were the one who suggested it!!

Villain!Stephen: i would never want to be called something so generic! I told you to call me the coconut shrimp gremlin for the Vishanti’s sake!

#tony stark #stephen strange #shrimp gremlin villain!stephen #incorrect ironstrange #ironstrange villain!stephen au #ironstrange #coconut shrimp gremlin villain!stephen #this hc gets weirder everyday

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Villain!Stephen: I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a delicious shrimp cocktail appetizer, but people just aren’t hungry.

Tony:

Wong:

Mordo:

Villain!Stephen: this is the part where at least one of you, preferably my *boyfriend* says “I’m fucking starving!”

#tony stark #shrimp gremlin villain!stephen #karl mordo #wong #incorrect ironstrange #ironstrange #incorrect stephen strange #stephen strange #villain stephen strange #coconut shrimp gremlin villain!stephen

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imagine, if you will, a despicable me au where tony is gru and villain!stephen is vector

featuring bruce as dr. nefario

peter, harley, and morgan as margot, edith, and agnes respectively

(in a shrimp!gremlin au, stephen would buy frozen shrimp from them instead of cookies)

but instead of the canon ending i want them to team up to fight some other form of evil (what’s the name of the guy who runs the evil bank/vector’s dad? anyway, team up against that guy) and then fall in love in the most enemies-to-lovers cracky way possible

anyway this is an ironstrange, irondad/eventual supremefamily, slow burn au disguised as 3000% crack and if i had to think it, im posting it bc y’all need to as well

hope everyone is staying safe🤍

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Stephen: Self care is sitting on the beach, alone, hacking into coconuts while the ocean stays a respectable distance away and offers moral support.

Tony: Have you ever, as you say, hacked into a coconut and said “I’m in” like a computer hacker?

Stephen: If I have, no one would have heard it because I was on the beach, alone, with only the ocean as my distant witness.

#tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #hacker voice: im in #beach #coconut shrimp gremlin villain!stephen #self care is #self care #more stephen angst #self care with ironstrange #(bad day shitposting)

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Villain!Stephen, crying in the middle of the night: by the way, I cooked all of the shrimp you had in the freezer out of panic.

Tony: that’s okay, it be like that sometimes.

Stephen, crying harder: never say that to me again.

Tony: sorry. Just trying to cheer you up.

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