Mom: "Oh... you're in the hot tub... alone?"
Andrew: "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"
Mom: "You and Ashley just seem inseparable."
Andrew: "We can do things without each other, mom."
Mom: "Fair point. Sorry for doubting you."
Andrew: "..."
Andrew: "Okay good she's gone"
Andrew: *Lifts hand*
Ashley: *Comes up gasping for air.*
Ashley: "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK!"
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Dating In Toronto IV
… That’s what my dating life looks like right now – nutrients must be injected. I could also use some nutritious men – not in a cannibalistic or porny kinda way.
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I don’t know what’s going on. Do I look retarded in my photos? Too fat? Too ugly? Too casual? ugh! Should I have settled for B2 or put up with the guy who told me to braid my hair, and also what undies to wear.
Maybe I’m…
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shirt idea
an image of texas and overlaid on top of it it says "TETAS"
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it's always sunny in philadelphia is just ed edd n eddy for adults
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Tommy saw the cunt slaying skit brought us all back to his side and decided he needed to grab his sawed off shotgun to keep the rent down. The sawed off shotgun had a flag that says "tubbo is having sex in the next room probably" inside.
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Hi Pinky
What is the funniest Moment in TOA in your Opinion.
That is a hard question lol. Can't think of any one particular moment really...
I suppose broadly speaking I like the humour and banter with certain characters, and call me immature but I find the more crass and fart related humour still funny, especially the puns. One of my favourite scenes is definitely the one with Steve and Jim exchanging poop related puns before they get sent to Strickler. 😅 And then the confrontation scene after of course.
Also, as much as I like Strickler, I find him getting whacked about immensely funny too. Like when he got rule number three'd and beaten up by Barbara's broom...
Oh! And the entirety of Hero of a thousand faces never fails to make me laugh. And the Creepslayerz episode and The reckless club.
I think the humour is generally good throughout the series. But mostly season one and a few episodes in season two.
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Noelle: "I didn't know you worked at Subway?"
Asriel: "Oh, I don't..."
Noelle: "Oh..."
Asriel: "Why did you think I worked at Subway?"
Noelle: "I overheard Dess saying you gave her a footlong."
Asriel: "..."
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Dating In Toronto III
… and a bunch of other shit. (and FYI, Garageband is acting up again, so annoying I sound muffled, and I didn’t change any settings). I should make this dating in Toronto thing a series – it kinda already is, but I don’t want it to last too long.
As you know, when I cannot sleep, if I am in dating mode, I will hop on various apps, POF/Hinge, and check people out. After one of those nights, I…
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Honestly we should be doing a version of the 4chan Cup on tumblr too, fire up a modded copy of Pro Soccer Evolution and get to work, get whatever memes and fandoms are big enough to make players and teams, find some interestingly weird bloggers willing to provide commentary
either it recreates the Cup or we get a new Tumblr Crowdfunding Scam, either result is a win
for an idea of how elaborate this shit can get:
(cw in tags, they’re easy to miss but I’m covering my bases)
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I FUCKING CANT WITH THIS MAN
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Peacemaker is, completely unironically, my favourite fucking super hero show.
I love these bastards I love them so much
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Bo Burnham inside songs as Skulduggery Pleasant songs, chosen partially due to vibes:
'Shit': literally any of them but particularly Val in phase 2
'Unpaid Intern': Fletcher Renn
'Any Day Now': Ghastly Bespoke while he's working as an Elder
'The Future': Larrikin but specifically as I've written him in my fic Time Out Of Mind
'Microwave Popcorn': probably Saracen Rue
'Don't Wanna Know': Skulduggery Pleasant I guess
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