#cus I feel it's a bit more appropriate?

[procrastinatinglumi]

More (late) Xmas gift!

Pooch sans is by | this one is for @doloshroom / @undergut-au

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#late xmas present #fren #pooch sans #memory!sans #tried a different style for this one #cus I feel it's a bit more appropriate? #I'm not sure myself to be honest #but :D

[digitalagepulao]

Sun Wukong, the Monkey King: my design notes [!! click here for the full line-up !!] [click here for just the goodies on tumblr]

also titled, "I underestimated my file sizes" TAT Separate images and info below the read more, beware this is LONG <3

Stone Monkey: himbs baby, that is all <3 he's mostly based off the François Langur, but some of his anatomy and proportions lean more on the Gray Langur and Macaque side of things. His facial fur sort of forms a pentagon shape for the five elements, and I gave him ginger fur cus it's a common depiction for him but also baby langurs are very bright orange, and him not growing dark feels like an apt display of his more childish side, both good and bad. His nails are golden for a bit of a "hidden gem" from a stone egg. Also keeping the tail either in a spiral of C-curve when "engaged", and when droopy it has a feel of a heavy rope. Old World monkeys don't have prehensile tails, he can use it for balance and basic mobility but it's not a third hand for the sake of keeping his monkey-ness.

Handsome Monkey King: in one of the poems the monkeys are said to weave grass for mattresses, so I can see them coming up with a crown of woven grass and never-fading leaves and flowers for their king at the very least. His face skin is darker as an adult, but not much else changes overall. The fuzzy upper lips and sideburns are a feature of the species I'm basing him on and it felt like a good fit to add. I also love the forest langurs are so long-furred, makes for a good way to give him dimension but also, the linework style reminds me of old woodcut shorthands for fur. Added a jade coin for the symbolism, and it feels fitting that the king of such a miraculous mountain would have a treasure like that on him. Placcid chill eyes are imperative, dude's not had an existential crisis yet, he's straight up vibing.

Sun Wukong: during his odd-ten years away from home, he learned human manners so he can stand but, I can see him still needing to lean on his tail to keep up his balance here and there. As he reaches the Western Continent (India) and learns the Way under Patriarch Subodhi, he adopts proper clothes for an apprentice and eventually becomes a Rishi. He dons his facial paint from then on, and after he masters the Way, there's a brightness in his pupils to show his cultivated immortality. The beads are purple solely to stand out over the deluge of oranges that is his design.

Great Sage Equal to Heaven: really went all out on this one orz this is Wukong at his most egotistical and ambitious, and I wanted his fit to truly embody that. Took bits from Peking Opera costumes and common depiction elements of him, with some bit of extra for appropriate levels of flair, like the phoenix feather design. I wanted to go for a mountain pattern mail but I couldn't figure out how to draw it, so I winged a pattern. I,,, doubt I'll ever draw this armor as detailed as here, but I wanted it to feel a bit overwhelming to look at, while also seeming like it doesn't quite fit him perfectly like it's swallowing him. Bit of a "baby wearing their parent's shoes" kind of vibe; he's stupidly powerful but he doesn't have what it takes to sit on the throne of Heaven. Also I leaned his expression to how he might appear during the Havoc in Heaven and then his bet with the Buddha. Full unbrindled rage murder monkey <3

-- Ruyi Jingu Bang: can't quite move on without my notes on the golden-hooped cudgel, now can I? The secondary hoops are there for further design appeal and for my own visualization of how the staff changes size (the hoops move over the staff's length as if to push it outward or inward). The metal is dark damascus alloy, though the pattern can be omitted for ease of drawing. One hoop end depicts a dragon, the other a phoenix, and in the middle of the staff is the canon inscription as described in the books, in seal script. Glow is optional and mostly for aesthetics.

Sun Pilgrim: out of his stolen armor, Wukong seems to swim in his robes but in a less overwhelming way. Went for the simple fillet headband cus his face is busy enough as it is. I know he's skilled enough to skin a tiger into pretty decent squares, but after one too many battles, anything would get tattered. He wears red, teal, black and yellow, four of the five cardinal colors, while white (the West) is still missing. His red and black half-robe doesn't fully cover the yellow underneath, a call back to his golden armor; he tries to use his wisdom and teachings to fight back the impulses of his past, but they still shine through at times. I kept only the leg bangs for dynamic elements to better show movement, but also one could say he's got.... golden hoops (haha get it, like his cudgel?? :oD)

Victorious Fighting Buddha: leaned hard on the actual portrayals of the Buddha. Seeing that he's depicted with dark/blue skin, it felt appropriate to let the guy grow out of his baby ginger fur and into adult black, but a patch remains where the golden headband used to be. I didn't want to give him long hair so no bun, but instead, his fur has a sorta lotus-petals shape now rather than his single point. His face paint changes into a more domino-mask style, and his brow white line resembles a teardrop urna. I made the mail piece he holds longer to keep the flowy bits of his previous outfits, and I turned Ruyi Jingu Bang into the sword he wields.

Hello hi, this robbed me of three days of my life and I'd like to receive compensation x.x Anyway hope you enjoy this lad, I know I do! Also if you wanna send me asks about him pls feel welcome to, I'd love to chat about this bastard monkey (affectionate) (loving) (i`d die for him)

#jttw #journey to the west #xiyouji #jttw sun wukong #sun wukong #jttw fanart #monkey king #stone monkey #victorious fighting buddha #buddha victorious in strife #sun pilgrim #bell dragon art #expedition to the west au

[riaki]

> under warm kitchen lights and puffy silk sheets dad!aki hayakawa x reader hcs/drabbles

man... i finally finished this. oh my word wc: 3.2k :cry: cw: fem!reader (use of mother terms but no explicit description), brief mention of hospitals, kids omg so scary boy n girl not proofread!!

i always find myself writing waaayyyyyy too much for these 'short' drabbles/hcs/whatever they are. i think this one got even worse than the yoshida one. anyways its ok cus i live laugh love aki

also thank u @twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat for feeding me ideas with canon hayakawa family interactions :3

it's hard for him, to say the least.

while parenting is a new experience for the both of you, it's more than appropriate to say aki's the least bit familiar. putting up with denji and power (begrudgingly, he'll tell you-- although you never believe it) certainly has him battle-ready and prepared, albeit with a slight darkening of the circles under his velvety blue eyes and a minute downward tug on his chapped lips that need yours on them for rejuvenation when he thinks about the tiring journey lying ahead on a path of family that's only been slightly worn. but then you smile, squeezing his calloused hands that are bigger than yours and intertwining your fingers gently, and he forgets there's supposed to be blood between them as he presses a light kiss to your forehead and tells you in that smooth velvety voice that he's ready for whatever pandemonium your rascals will cause as long as you're there with him.

truth be told, there's nothing in this damned world that aki wants-- yearns for than a life of normality with you. he doesn't have a lust for a revenge that festers and infects, anymore; the only thing on his mind when his work gives the luxury of a time of rest is how wonderful it'd be to start a lively little family of your own as you smile at him or card your hands through his damp hair when you share a lukewarm bath surrounded by cold austere tiles in the darkest hours of the morning, having found him covered in a thin veneer of chilling sweat only moments ago, knuckles pale white as he clung to the duvet. more often than not you find a knot between his dark brows; a heavy weight on his shoulders that's perceivable but frustratingly intangible-- like an ugly patch of weeds in an old, worn garden that's not worth saving, but still has enough life within it to be marred by rot and degradation of soil. but when you wrap your arms around his neck and hold him flush to your chest, so close to your heart-- the place where he thinks he deserves to be furthest from-- when your lithe fingers work so gently it's almost painful to soothe the crease on his nose bridge and the tension between his bare shoulders, he's so bold as to dare to just hope for a life further than nights of hollow intimacy that, in vain, attempt to sew and patch up the gaping valley between the wants of his heart and of his mind. further than exhausted mornings littered with extinguished cigarette butts and framed with curling smoke, pale sunrises and slow, languid movement that reflect the growing shadows beneath his tired eyes; further than the bitter scent of the black coffee he always makes for himself because the pathetic attempt at at romantic in him insists that your sweet lips are the sugar and cream to his life enough. but in truth he can-- and thought he'd always be able to taste that overwhelming tang of something equitable to sourness on his tongue when he downs the bland caffeine, like the feeling that crashes and overwhelms him when he realizes that what you have right now? is just an illusion for his poorly-kept facade of something he wishes could be more. something with a shared bed and an extra room painted bright pastel, a bunk bed tucked into the corner and kids' toys scattered all over the place.

(and as much as you tell him otherwise, some small part of him that he's tucked into the darkest recesses of his mind will always, always believe that you deserve someone immensely better than him-- better than a cynical devil hunter with nothing to offer but years of bottled tears, unspoken words that die on his parched tongue, and withered feeling in his heavy limbs that come with the sensation of dragging himself through the pool of molasses that is the routine of life-threatening missions he throws himself into by a hollow ambition. but he's never, and if he's being honest, he doesn't want to have the heart to end things with you. and imagining you, holding hands with someone else, laughing that bubbly bright melody and smiling that cheery grin in any direction but his, makes his heart hurt uncomfortably and his cold blood boil.)

and so, when the fever dream that's your wedding day comes around, he wishes he had met you early enough to be addicted to the taste of your lips instead of the rough, paper end of a cigarette and the numbing thrill that settles in his diluted veins at the hit of nicotine clogging his lungs, before it's disillusioned and the despondent cycle repeats. you don't know the half of what he'd give for that. either way, he believes it a miracle that he even got the chance to see the starstruck look in your gorgeous eyes when he slid that silver band onto your ring finger; that he lived to see the day where the familiar touch of your tender hands coupled with the refreshing bite of cold metal on his skin, treating him like some elegant thing in your garden; a lily of the valley when in reality he's just some weed that should've been rid of. a flower who's bell shaped bunches of milky petals hang from the stalk like a condemned man on a court platform, yet still so bright and graceful you could forget the plant was poisonous. when aki had laid eyes on that pretty ring, tucked into a black box of deep velvet on a shaded patch of street one sunny afternoon, he immediately thought of how nicely the elegantly-cut gem would match your dazzling irises; he takes extensive care to make sure the luster suits as an addition to your appearance instead of a distractor-- after all, when he looks at his then future spouse, he wants to be drawn to your eyes, then the ring tying you two together like a red string on your pinky fingers. that, and the way your gaze will soften as it lands on him, in the way that could only happen when the purest angel from heaven chooses to spot the bastard straight from hell out of the crowd who dared to nose his way into your ethereal presence. it's truly befitting, he thinks; your touch is featherlight even when all he does is weigh you down like a ball and chain locked to your ankle, bound by softly-spoken vows and a promise amongst the white of veils and pretty cream flowers. and aki is a selfish man, so he's only glad he decided to weave your fates together, even if it meant the good and bad mingled to paint a splash of gray on love's canvas.

that's the story of your love on weighted scales that runs through his buzzing mind the night your sweet little kids ask their mama to recount the tale of your plunge into devotion together to them, far different than the telling words which seem to sweeten tenfold as they fall from your lips onto eager ears that soon turn deaf, sleeping soundly in your arms. for all the aloof, coldness and silence he's ever turned out into the harsh world your family lives and breathes in, aki's surprisingly loving as a father-- he can't help the gentle soft spot he has for your children when he remembers the big, teethy grins with little cinnamon pastry crumbs scattered around their curved lips and round cherry cheeks are a result of your combined efforts; the streak of tenderness you unearthed in him finds itself being yanked wide open by two pairs of small, grubby hands that are tiny enough to wrap around the length of his thumb, like a little pair of gloves that sponge the inpurity from his hands and make his eyes soften, crinkle around the edges in the way that you love. it's certainly not an unfamiliar feeling; the one invoked deep within his hardened chest buds and unfurls within his organs when your kids take their first breath of fresh air-- well, as fresh as clinical hospital air and stark white lights can get-- is the same one that hit him like a truck when his gaze inevitably finds its way back to you every moment you're near him. cupid's arrow has long burrowed into the cavity of his chest, and if he's honest, he doesn't mind at all. if you had the energy to, you would've snuck a quick picture, if not mental, and made a little sweet teasing fun of him for being so dumb-- no, starstruck; a fool absolutely enamored with two little reflections of you and him. the product of literal years in blood, sweat and tears; maybe some coffee, and definitely some love.

and while aki may involuntarily be an intrinsic liar to his very core by nature (you still love him either way, even when he tells you he tried to stop your baby boy from crawling onto the kitchen counter over the sink and clambering onto two shaky toddler legs to paw at the jar of peanut butter in your cabinet), you're not. so you'll enjoy the strawberry blush that seeps its way across the soft skin of his cheeks that you've mapped with fluttering kisses and trembling hands when you tell him just how much of a great father you think he is to your kids, on the nights when he gets home with sufficient energy to whip something up for the haven of cozy warmth he calls 'home'. you'll prep a warm stew together that makes your daughter's mouth water and eyes go round as saucers as she clings to aki koala-bear style, legs wrapped around his neck and fingers curling into his raven hair as she watches him stir the broth with one hand (the other resting firmly, yet gently on her ankle) to melt the icicles clinging to the awnings of your windows for frigid winters. or, maybe some cold soba for those humid summer nights to enjoy amongst the symphony of cicada buzzes and city sounds, watching lights flash by as you laugh and reach out to wipe the soup off of your son's cheeks when the noodle he was indulging on goes up a little too fast, missing the way your husband's eyes fall on you ever so affectionately. you'll enjoy a sweet, tender kiss in the golden hazy glow of your warm kitchen bubble, full of lively mirth as you carve out silly little smiley faces and stars out of potatoes and bits of cucumber and carrot. on the rare occasion you decide it's a good idea to let your kids contribute a little, the immediate and guilty regret you feel when you watch your daughter slip up and knick her little finger gets washed away by a familiar, blooming feeling of adoration, almost sickeningly sweet in its intensity as you pause to watch aki kiss away the beads of ruby red blood welling on the cut, rubbing her 'boo-boo' so tenderly it makes your heart hurt as you gently plaster a cute sunflower bandaid over the cut while your baby girl stares at your husband with such wonder you think he might be a knight-in-shining-armor in her wide round eyes. and it makes his bleeding heart skip a beat when you tell him you see him the same way, too. there's always guaranteed to be a fresh plate of intricate bunny-shaped apple slices as dessert after dinner, and on slow nights spent in the company of family, there'll be a quick and intense battle of rock paper scissor or sticks between the love of your life and your beloved children on who'll be the lucky winner to put their head in your lap tonight.

(although, aki rarely lets himself win, because he knows he'll be able to later that night if not in that fond moment, sure to become a treasured memory.)

aki sees himself as a good father; he's strict when he needs to be, and he always tries to make time for his kids. he's even stopped smoking in front of them; in the house, as a whole. he had to pepper you with a few sweet, slow and intentional kisses and light-hearted apologetic words when you demanded to know why your requests for him to stop slowly killing himself with each drag fell to deaf ears, but suddenly you got a little more intimate and out popped a few kids-- and he'd stopped. of course, those were enough to pacify you; he made your resolve weak, like the sweet wobbly jello you indulged your daughter to as you watched your husband work out a crossword puzzle with your son. sometimes, you have to remind him sternly not to curse in front of his kids. but when he reminds you of the vehement stream of swears that always left you when you had to change less-than-pleasant diapers in your earlier parenting years, he’ll chuckle at the flush on your face, because you seem to elicit a lot of those from him. he’ll smile, because he’s finally found something worth the effort. and he'll run a hand through your hair and press a kiss to your forehead because you've made him capable of caring (and he knows how to distract you). sometimes, though, he thinks he's a little too soft on their pleading looks and puppy eyes on the nights when lightning streaks across the sky in frightening arcs, claps of thunder rumbling across the dark clouds when the streets of tokyo are enveloped in curtains of rain showers, when one (or both) of your beloved kids peeks their head from the doorway, a little 'can i sleep with you guys?' escaping as a timid peep. he watches in a sleepy sort of amusement as you nod, one hand lazily curling around your waist to keep you close to his side as he rests his chin on your shoulder. and it's your turn to stifle your amusement when a small, quiet mumble of protest leaves his mouth as your kid sidles into the covers between the two of you, effectively splitting you from your husband. if he was impatient, you know he'd have half the mind to pick them up and plop them at the edge of the bed to have you all to himself, but on most nights he'll just observe in quiet affection when you scoop up your son or daughter in your arms, cradling them to your chest and playing with that head of soft hair, humming gently in a way that makes his heart melt at the edges

sometimes, when 'uncle' denji and 'auntie' power are over, they'll poke fun at him in their usual, disrespectful and chaotic manner, because it doesn't take a pair of keen eyes to see the way he looks at you like you've hung the very constellations in the sky; like the stellar designs in the firmament were all carefully crafted by your hand. he's no overdone zodiac freak, but he dares to say the stars aligned the night he was finally able to call you his and only his. denji and power get along incredibly well with his kids; it almost makes him jealous. like you, his resolve is incredibly easy to weaken with the right expression and the right words; your kids must've picked up a few tricks from your book, because they know exactly how to play him into the palm of their tiny little hands. denji and power spoil them to no end; the wonder duo indulge the kids through games of tag and roughhousing, treating them to a wide array of candy and sweets that guarantee a doctor's visit the following week. he swears the pinch between his eyes you worked so hard to eliminate returns little by little when he watches them run around the place he used to call his safe haven, leaving a trail of absolute destruction and havoc in the form of torn magazines, splintered puzzle pieces, apple sauce sludge, tiny lego blocks (that leave a lifetime of pain), and pairs of his socks. it only gets worse when they learn how to negotiate; he makes a mental note to blame denji and power, because there's no way in hell your children figured out how to bargain from you or him. whines of "aww, but uncle denji lets me take the toys outside, dad!" and "buy me that neko charm, or else i'll tell mom you knocked over her plant pot yesterday!" (which, for the record, isn't true. that was 'auntie' power.) that being said, it's a given family outings are narrowly avoided disasters; as the kids grow, aki swears he'll have to start keeping them on a leash, or they might end up accidentally shoplifting your local 7/11's supply of sour gummy cubes, or have fed daffodil seeds to each stray cat on your condo's street under one blink of a weary eye. at the end of the day, he always caves with an exasperated sigh and an irritated 'fine. but don't tell your mom, okay?'. after all, he's always been a sucker for you; who's to say he's not the same with your kids?

unserious hcs... :3

def the type of dad to mutter 'no she didn't' or 'they probably deserved it' under his breath when ur daughter's school principal calls u both in to tell u she stuck her chewed melon gum in three different girls' hair that day

unreasonably competitive w his children. god knows why

yells at ur kids a lot and starts pouting like the grown ass man he is when u scold him for it ("sorry, love. i got used to it. power and denji were a hell of a handful.")

tucks them both in n denies it with everything in him when u ask if he likes making them beg for goodnight smooches

tells them to fuck off (in childrenspeak) when its ur marriage anni / date night

when they were rlly young, u guys used to all do family showers and or baths together but then water would get everywhere and the rubber duck would be fought over n bathbombs would overflow and the kids would get mad at each other so u dont do that anymore...

an absolute goof and doesnt know what the hell hes doing at first... one time ur son was choking on a cherry pit and he didnt know what to do so he just. shook him. by some miracle it worked (if it was denji or power he wouldve js smacked their back unnecessarily aggressively)

unrolls his cigarettes and makes origami shapes out of them; once ur daughter got her ears pierced he made a pair of crane earrings for her from the paper (clean ofc. i hope)

thoroughly enjoys forcing himself into mother daughter nights and he grumbles but secretly loves when ur daughter practices makeup on him or braids his hair

hopes and prays like an idiot that his kids see him as a cool epic devil hunter awesome sauce dad and not a silly pathetic failwife househusband (that's only for u to think)

stitches up any clothing, pillow cases or stuffed animals that r falling apart, also makes sure that no color bleeds when washing clothes and that nothing shrinks cus he does all the laundry for evryone

helps u make a family photo scrapbook and tape polaroids to ur fridge. lets the kids cut out patterns and shapes (his fav r the nutrition facts for some weird reason) from their juiceboxes and kids' magazines to put in the scrapbook

whenvr ur napping he always tells them to shut up. or he just forces them to nap too so he can be lazy and crawl into bed w u

a very good dad !!

hes such a loser oh no.. i should've just used the unserious hcs for the entire thing. i rambled im sorry it will happen again. i love himr

my (riaki) stuff. don't repost and/or plagiarize !

#i j remembered thatm y school's swim had states today and yet im here writing instead #ooops!! its okay. i also have two essays to write but we up!!!! #eeeee i write too much but its ok. i lovr dadki!! !!! #gonna aim to post every weekend starting now #she says #aki hayakawa x reader #aki hayakawa x you #csm x reader #aki x reader #the aki in my head doesn't really value or like himself anymore :( #give him a hug #i think this has more words than the req amt im supposed to have for my essay #i have like 400 on it rn BYE #billet-doux

[fr33ze-y0ur-br4in]

Hey so I saw that your requests were open and you’d be open to do Khonshu stuff. I’m so excited because he’s like my go to but there’s not a ton of content to keep me fed so I’ll just as a simple fluff head canon stuff from you. I understand if you’re busy or whatnot so no rush, have a beautiful day!

.:*・°☆. Murder Bird My Beloved.:*・°☆.

My link list is here

Pairing: Khonshu x GN!Deity!Reader

Summary: general fluffy headcanons for Big Bird Khonshu dearest (includes backstory for “meeting” I suppose, maybe how you got together? (A/n: they kinda merged together), and then just general fluff stuff)

Warnings: it’s so much omg, Reader is god/goddess/deity of Promises and has a counterpart that’s the deity of Karma, GN!Reader, 2nd POV (“you” is used in reference to reader), Y/N not used, possible spoilers for Moon Knight, canon-divergent in most aspects, as usual probably cringey, also as usual should be POC friendly but if any descriptions of skin color are detailed please let me know so I can fix it, Reader’s godly form is said to have “eyes […] so golden they seem to reflect […] stars […]” but they have an unspoken human form that doesn’t have such specifics

Word Count: 1,134

Genre: headcanons, fluff

Beta/Proofread?: yep!

Notes: I told my friend to hear me out on Khonshu and she just sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose🧍listen I can eXPLAI- It started out so well but went down in quality in the second part ;-; Would anyone like to hear about what my OC that Reader is based of looks like cus I love how she’s designed

How you met + Getting together:

Technically speaking, you had always known of each other’s existence, just rarely having spoken

Given that you are not part of the Ennead, you and your counterpart were not held to as high of a pedestal as them.

You, being the deity of promises, and your counterpart, being the deity of karma from broken promises, often kept to yourselves, only going to the other deities when necessary so as to not be reeled into fights and rivalries

Honestly it worked

No one really had an issue with either of you and you had few issues with the other deities

The only reason that you would have a negative encounter with another god would be if they broke a promise, swear, or deal they made with anyone else or if their Avatar did so

That being said, you and your counterpart always knew when and if someone would break a promise. Much like Ammit, you judged someone’s (or something’s) character before anything bad happened, looking into whether they would keep their end of a bargain when they made it. Similar to Khonshu and to the disappointment of your counterpart, you didn’t give punishment until after the deal was broken, giving them a chance to change their decisions.

This is why Khonshu held a certain level of respect for you whether he’d admit it or not

He knew that even though someone was almost guaranteed to continue down the same path or fate they begun, there was always that slim chance that they’d be able to change their path, either giving them salvation and rightful rewards from you two or appropriate punishments for their wrongdoings

He saw that you were all similar in style and execution of your duties, though he held a certain level of fondness for you that he didn’t hold for your counterpart

Perhaps it’s the way your eyes are so golden when in your true form that they seem to reflect the very stars Khonshu tends to manipulate

Perhaps it’s the way you’re the reason people gain a second chance, your counterpart wishing to be more like Ammit in that they believed you should punish the bad before they can affect the world

Perhaps it’s the way you have your own set of rules that you are determined to stick to:

Minor broken promises that have little effect on the world and anyone in it are not to be punished with anything more severe than a lingering feeling of regret for a bit of time

Promises broken having something to do with love are to be punished over time, rarely having an instant punishment to quickly get over, and shall have a lasting effect on the person or people in the wrong

Mortals are to have only three chances to break a major promise before their punishments are to be fitting for their level of importance to the course of the world

Gods, sometimes understandably having to go back on their word for the sake of the greater good, have five chances at most to break positive world-changing promises

You and your counterpart are to never break a major promise more than one time, two times being the point of worthy imprisonment

Never in your several thousand years of existence have you felt it necessary to break any or your rules, always sticking to them no matter what

Your counterpart, unknown to you being slowly corrupted by Ammit, disagreed with the rules and thought that humans shouldn’t break a promise more than once to be worthy of punishment, deities should have no restrictions on their deals, and you two of all people shouldn’t have to be punished for your wrongdoings

After Ammit and your counterpart nearly succeeded in taking all bad in the world and turned it in their favor, you helped the Ennead to imprison the two of them burying them deep in tombs so as to never be released.

Khonshu saw how even you, the counterpart and friend of the Karmic deity, were unwilling to bend your principles even if it meant taking on the entirety of the world’s promises and karma on your own

He decided you would be a good person to have on his side, beginning to call upon you in any situation he deemed fit, even daring to call upon your own judgment within the Ennead’s circle of decisions whether the other gods saw it appropriate or not

This is how over the course of a few thousand years, it became known to any who heard legends of the two of you that you belonged to each other, finding a mutual love for each other over the time you share

General Headcanons (after establishing relationship):

If you weren’t already a god/goddess/deity, you’d better believe he’d make you one. Although since you already are one, he holds you to the highest degree of devotion possible, not having any regard for whether or not it offends the others

Even though you didn’t, he’d treat you as though you helped to hang the stars above

Boy you have him wrapped around your godly finger 💀 (

Probably the typical “I hate everyone and refuse to listen to anyone except my perfect wonderful amazing lovely wife” type of god, yk?

Genuinely thinks you can do no wrong, it’s probably not even healthy but he loves you so it’s fine

(okay I know this is probably so unlike him but I am so obsessed with the idea that anyone resembling a crow in any way loves to bring random shiny things to people they like so I can just see him bringing you random bits of precious metals and gems to the point that all that he collects is able to be made into a whole ahh shrine or smt for you)

Not a headcanon but I’m now realizing i should’ve done human!reader cus that’d be easier for general headcanons but I’ll make that later

After he gets banished, you become more enraged than you ever had been, choosing to follow him instead of staying with the others

Hopelessly devoted to youuuuu~🎶

Falls even harder if that was possible

He makes sure that any Avatars he picks are worthy in your eyes

After a particularly difficult mission Marc took on, before the events of the show, Khonshu considered dropping him altogether

You easily convinced him to do otherwise, telling him how crucial he’d be to the world in the future

The only reason Khonshu held onto Marc and Steven for so long even if he’d threaten to drop them was because of your words always echoing in his mind even with the slight doubt that came with seeing Steven’s performance

After the events of Ammit, he never doubted a word you said again, always taking your words as the highest level of truth to be said

A/n: I’m sorry the last half sucks, I tried to make it as well as possible but I think my tiredness is getting the better of me seeing as it’s now 11:30 at night for me rn- I hope you like it either way <3

#khonshu x reader #khonshu #khonshu fluff #Khonshu headcanons #khonshu x you #Khonshu x Gn!reader #gn reader #gn!reader #Khonshu fanfic #moon knight fanfic #moon knight x reader #moon knight x Gn!reader #.:*・°☆. Claire’s Original Posts.:*・°☆. #.:*・°☆. Claire’s Original Fics.:*・°☆.

[primaviva]

'Writes minors in unsafe situations'

But didn't you write Gwen as a serial killer?? Is that not an unsafe situation? Or does that not apply to you for some reason? Didn't Talia write a fic where she aged up Miles and made him have a baby?

Are you seriously mad at her writing a damn fanfiction? Y'all didn't seem to have issues with her before so it seems you just want to be mad about something. Stop with the picking and choosing

Don't be a hypocrite

“don’t be a hypocrite” don’t be senile bree…

let’s tackle this real quick. if you follow me you know most of my fics are based on COMIC gwen unless specifically said otherwise to the plot or the description, meaning she ages from 17-21 in my writings which is appropriate. that’s why most characters are randy, avril, harry, etc because i go off the comics that have more information and world building. and if we wanna keep going off your lopsided logic let’s bring up the actual scream movie since you’re bringing up ghostface gwen… baby billy was 17. stu was 18. do you know that this is because they were in their senior year and were legally becoming adults?? so it’s not crazy or unsafe considering they are gonna be damn near adults?? you tried, next!

now talia, let’s add some context. she never aged up miles so let’s start there. she also never made him and reader have a baby. what you are tryna do is spin the narrative, try to rationalize and reap together any last bit on brain fell to hit her with a “gotcha” moment and it’s not gonna work. and baby girl what’s w the inconsistency of not double checking your shit?? cus i stand on my business and who i associate with so i asked talia myself and also investigated which took two clicks.

let’s show you the fic, which literally summarizes the plot in the first two paragraphs.

notice here how…. it says they are in visions academy?? notice how…. it says that it’s the robotic baby project that most high schoolers get if their school offers a home ec?? it’s a cute, creative, well written, and completely wholesome concept.

yk what’s not safe tho? writing a fic of miles smoking and not aging him up which multiple people have come to talk to me about since they feel more comfortable to say how questionable the content you spit out is. the smoking thing wouldn’t even be justified with an age up, but at pests it would’ve showed some moral effort! whats not safe is writing a fic about reader indulging in drinking which is a clear self insert and making her go see miles while drunk. you know what else not safe? probably the most outrageous one sent to me but ITS NOT CUTE TO WRITE AN AGED UP MILES FIC WHERE THE READER IS A YANDERE, STABS HIS GIRLFRIEND NECK THEN SLASHES HER FACE, THEN ON TOP OF THAT KILLS MILES BY SLITTING HIS THROAT. take that in and reread the insanity.

context: reader finds out miles has a girlfriend, so she breaks into their place with a balaclava and knife. i don’t even need to tell you why it’s wrong and weird jus skim😭😭😭😭😭

stop picking and choosing when to apply common sense and critical thinking 🙏 especially on my page cus this shit is WEIRD. just accept your situation instead of tryna rationalize it with deducted views that aren’t even fact checked.

#🪷 — dalia’s spam #tried and failed #next!

[bebeyeyo]

ditto : i want you so, want you

genre: fluff, ending angst

pairing: chaeyoung x tenth!member

ditto short series: nayeon, jeongyeon, momo, sana, jihyo, mina, dahyun, tzuyu

»»————-　♡　————-««

oh how much chaeyoung loved you so. besides mina, you were her go to.

you both acted so childish, and to others it may have been annoying, but you both didn’t care as long as you had each other.

you both were still in school at the time, only graduating soon after her and tzuyu, she helped you with your studies, helping you pass.

although you weren’t the best rapper in the world, there were often times where you had to. thankfully, chae was there to help.

you both did so much together. you drew, made ridiculous photos, you even helped chaeyoung with her tattoo ideas as you both had gotten older.

no doubt chaeyoung was so touchy sometimes, but you didn’t mind it one bit. chaeyoung, just like the rest of twice, loved to show you affection.

whenever she could, she’d come up behind you, holding you and mina by the waist, tickling your sides playfully.

chae still remembers that day you came with her one vlog to collect some strawberries and make strawberry jam.

another hobby you both did so much; picking strawberries.

it was something you both did often to try and make any strawberry creations, like following youtube tutorials on how to make homemade strawberry milk.

or making those santa strawberries that you get thrown off by so much because of the salty piece of meat that is in the sweet strawberry, but you bare it because you don’t wanna hurt chae’s feelings.

likes to laugh at you, mainly because she just finds you so funny. anything you do she’d laugh at.

has a huge thing with listening to music with you. anywhere you both are if appropriate, one AirPod would be attached to one ear, playing the song. which is why you and chae have the same taste in music a lot.

she loved how you’d come home from school, telling about what trendy things are happening, what friends you made, what classes were easy and what was hard. then she would get jealous because some classes for you are easier than what she did.

you know who’s laughing in the group from her laugh. you don’t even have to look, you hear her laugh and you know.

you were supposed to be a guest with chae on youngji’s channel, but unfortunately after your confirmed paperwork documented from the doctor, you couldn’t.

you heard how sad youngji was since she didn’t get to meet you. you wanted to meet her badly as well. which is why you were thankful when chae got the opportunity to bring youngji to visit you.

chae hasn’t been the same, just like all the girls, whenever you were speaking such sad words with a smile on your face.

she still wanted to get another tattoo, but now a different one was permanently on her skin.

your nickname on her inner wrist.

it did hurt knowing the needle was near a sensitive part of her skin, but she didn’t care. she wanted to get it for you.

now whenever she looks down at her wrist, she thinks of you even more than she already does.

just like jeongyeon, she carries your lovely with her at all times. keeping it hugged up against her chest.

she’ll turn her phone towards your lovely, as if she’s showing you something cool she found.

the nights where she makes your homemade recipe for strawberry milk, she puts all of her effort and love into it. with every crush of the strawberry she gets to.

she makes sure to make enough for the girls, placing it in a pitcher in the fridge before pouring her some as well.

used to it, she grabs a second cup, “do you want some, y/n? it’s your favorite-”

she turns around seeing she’s the only one in the kitchen.

her smile slowly fades before placing the second cup back into the cabinet.

she slowly takes a sip of the strawberry milk, smiling only a little before grabbing your lovely that was placed safely against the flower vase, her phone, and her cup before leaving the kitchen.

#darling-twice #twice chaeyoung #twice x tenth!member #chaeyoung x tenth!member #kpop angst #chaeyoung angst #ditto short series

[fairy-pd]

girlies im doing it

strap in for

Thomas Hewitt x age regressor!reader

WARNING: reader's little age is around 1-8 yrs old and okay with physical touch. GN reader, no mentions of what the reader's appearance is. Use of strong language, and use of the terms daddy, dada and papa. May not be appropriate to read while age regressing!

((this is my first time ever writing a hc drabble, sorry for all the mistakes aaaaakqksksk!!!!!))

BIG on the daddy/papa/dada stuff. will die. will melt. will blush and, most importantly, will do anything for you as long as you call him any of the above

You got this man wraped around your little finger

You were already the most precious thing in his life but after he found out you had this softer, more innocent side that was even more dependent on him??? you're the purest, most angelic thing ON EARTH to him now and he will do ANYTHING to keep you safe

Tbh he doesn't really understand what's going on, even if you explain it to him. He knows its something very far away from any kind of sexual stuff, this much he gets, and isnt bothered at all by the whole thing; he understands its something completely harmless that makes you both happy

Tommy boy is ye old Provider™️, sometimes to his own detriment

It makes it hard for him to throughly discipline you cus 1) he doesn't wanna make you upset, and 2) he doesn't understand that boundary setting goes both ways, and that he is allowed to have his own boundaries respected

This often leads to him trying to juggle between his responsibilities around the house, his own basic needs and taking care of you

As kids do, you'll end up testing his limits and he won't ever tell you "no", which can lead him to feel a little upset (not mad!!) over something you did

Picture Tommy grumpy all day long cus you bit his finger a little too hard

You'll have to talk to him about this when you're out of your headspace, about what kinds of things he doesn't want you to do and what kinds of things you're okay with him doing to enforce boundaries

You'll have to give him lots and lots of reassurance about his caregiving

Will freakout if you cry. In the TCM 2006 universe he hasnt been frequently around super small children, as far as I know, so he doesn't know that little kids cry that much about things that are so??? nonsensical???? sometimes

'Why are they crying about the cockroach I stepped on??????'

He'll spoil you as a result of his adoration for you, his permissive-leaning style of caregiving and his inexperience with children

Expect lots of hand-sewn gifts. You'll have all the plushies and clothes in the world if it the depends on this man

Expect also all the cuddles, kisses, head scritches, hand holding, all the nine yards of our big boy's biggest love language: physical touch.

He is going to be really gentle, even after you reassure him that he wont hurt you cus ur not made of porcelain, cus he is kinda terrified of scaring you shitless again and making you fear him. It tackles into his abandonment issues

But honestly? There's very few things in his life that make him feel so...fulfilled, and the biggest one is being your caregiver

A provider at heart, as I said earlier, Tommy loves the feeling of taking care of the people he loves and making sure they have everything they could possibly need. It makes him feel important to be relied on, and to be the person people come to when they need help. Makes him feel needed, valued, appreciated

So imagine what your little babbles and love declarations do to this poor man's heart

Nothing in the world compares to when you come crying to his open arms saying "I missed you, papa..."

Or when you tell him he's the "bestest most handsomest daddy in the whoooooooleeee wooooorrrrldddd"

Or even better, when you wrap your arms around his neck and your legs around his front, tightly, when he picks you up

He swears to God one day you're gonna make his heart explode

How in hell did he manage to find a baby so pure, so innocent, so goddamn tiny at heart like you??? how??? what did he do to deserve you???

He LOVES coming to your little makeshift bedroom in the basement to hang out after a hard day of chopping, killing, and chasing people all around town

He won't ever greet you with his bloody apron on, doing his best to present himself as clean as possible in case its "baby hours" as he calls your regression

You're not really allowed to go anywhere without him or Luda Mae, so you end up missing him a lot (and sometimes having meltdowns, all by yourself :(( ) and being extra clingy when he eventually shows up

He made you a little doll of himself, using an old dress shirt he was gonna give to his mom to use as a rag, and it smells just like him, which comforts and calms you down a little till he comes back

The softest, most caring and wholesome cg ever, thats all

Thats it for today aaaaaa!! I think ill eventually post a follow up for this cus its late, Im sleepy and this man makes me so so so so happy I cant even😭😭😭

Thanks for reading!!

#sfw agere #agere little #agere blog #age regressor #agere #agere slashers #agere slasher #thomas hewitt x reader #thomas hewitt #thomas hewitt x you #thomas hewitt fluff #thomas hewitt x ageregressor #sfw regression #slasher fluff #I ALSO WANNA CLARIFY #Its okay if you're fat!! Its okay if you're heavy!!! They didn't cast a professional wrestler to play Tommy for no reason!! #He CAN pick you up #he WILL pick you up #he is strong and no you wont ever hurt him honey!!! #dont you worry about that!!! #my writing #horror agere

[spirits-art-blog]

Finally done! Ever since I revamped my old fnaf ocs I've wanted to make nice looking refs for them, unfortunately life + other interests meant that they were all made months apart. Some of them are a little inconsistent cus of this, such as Star's mascot design not fitting the other mascots due to me designing her first; however I'm still happy with how all of these came out.

If you're interested in hearing quite a bit about the story of these guys then feel free to read below :)

The main setting is a theme park known as Mirror Creek! Mirror Creek acts as a fun getaway for children and their families while also sprinkling in some education about the animals living in the world around them. The park is split into 6 sections; three of them being an arctic environment with "large mountains" and a snowy atmosphere, a savanna environment that also hosts some of the most thrilling rides in the park, and the main plaza which is filled with the many "houses" that belong to the characters living in the park as a well as a grand stage for regular performances.

Speaking of characters, there's quite a few of them at the park. Mirror Creek has quite a diverse cast that can either be found wandering the different areas or at their own themed attractions, some of these characters include an old polar who tells stories and two loch ness monster styled siblings that take turns as the guides to a submarine ride. However the most popular characters are the main band that represent the park: Star the wolf, Spirit the bunny, Lissa the squirrel, and Astro the eagle!

Star is the guitarist of the band, however she will take the lead or duo in certain songs. While meeting guests, Star acts as the cool older sister type and encourages kids to be more active. Spirit is her best friend and the two can be found walking together.

Spirit is the lead singer of the band and has a very bubbly and extroverted personality. When talking to kids, she can easily match their energy and loves giving big hugs. She also like to blurt out random facts.

Lissa is the bassist of the band, giving back up vocals whenever needed. While she was never programmed to, when walking around to meet guests Lissa will commonly talk about engineering, while this does intrigue some kids, many end up a bit lost once she gets into more detail. Workers have started accompanying her when roaming in order to stop her in case she might reveal the robotics of all the characters to children.

Astro is the drummer of the band, he's also the least likely to add vocals during performances. He acts more relaxed when meeting guests and can give a quote to just about any book you can think of, as long as it's appropriate for children. He usually uses these quotes to try and give quick moral lessons to the kids he meets, as well as encouraging them to read more.

All of the main band perform twice a day, with special events having certain exceptions, such as holidays or guest stars. And unlike the other characters at the park, the band is not restricted to one specific area.

As you've probably noticed, the characters Satya and Carter are not part of the band. These two are siblings that are restricted to the savanna area of the park, where their themed ride is located. The two are pilots that travel around the world, Satya loves the thrill of adventure while Carter worries about staying away from danger. The two of them teach kids to be curious and how to be safe doing it.

This went on a bit longer than I thought so I'll leave the actual fnaf horror for another post. :)

#Fnaf Mirror Creek #Fnaf oc #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #Spirit's OCs #Sona | Spirit

[viksalos]

ok anyway i’m gonna draft this cus this might just be me getting mad about a thing that is very specific to me idk

basically i saw a post (and it really doesn’t matter who wrote it cus it’s more than a year old now and it didn’t even break 300 notes) which was making fun of people for claiming to have religious trauma when OP assumed they hadn’t been to X amount of catholic services. this by itself is a bit silly bc catholics gatekeeping religious trauma as being exclusive to them is obviously myopic, but one of the tags was like “you don’t have religious trauma you have ptsd from familial abuse that used religion against you” and im like. i fail to see how that’s not religious trauma?

like i’ve said before on this blog, my religious education was primarily reform jewish via my mom with smatterings of various christian denominations mostly via my dad; you could not measure any amount of “christian religious trauma” i have by continuous service attendance but like yeah my experience of christianity is still primarily one of punishment, alienation, antisemitism, supersessionism. and like sure, my dad is a dipshit who never stuck with anything for very long including going to any one church, so no that trauma does not include X hours of christian education or whatever. but boy oh boy did he still like weaponizing our “christian heritage” when i exhibited any proximity to judaism!

and i also feel like *part of* my difficulty with christianity is specifically not knowing what the fuck christians are talking about when they talk about concepts that are seemingly basic to them and having to piece it together after the fact from the random smattering of things i *do* know. and these concepts are just woven in the fabric of US society; everyone seems to understand them instinctively but me! or like i’ll be talking with my (ex-)christian friends about our various bad run-ins with christianity and then it’ll be my turn to talk and they’ll look at me like i have three heads because they can’t conceive of religious trauma that’s specifically centered around christian antisemitism. or i’ll be talking with my jewish friends and because *they* had a more rigorous or conservative jewish education, i won’t fit in with them either--and this too can be partially due to religious trauma on their part!

i guess the other thing too is, this post was kind of in keeping with a different post i saw about protestants appropriating catholic iconography when trying to make art about *their* religious trauma. and on the one hand it’s funny to me that we’re supposed to care about the trappings of a colonial institution being appropriated, on the other hand it’s funny as an outside observer cus i do think the iconography they listed as examples are more alike between catholicism and protestantism than they are different. like i remember some of the examples were stained glass and gothic churches (protestants also have those; i live in a city with many protestant gothic churches) and multi-eyed and winged angels (those are described in the tanakh; they are not exclusive to either of you).

and like maybe it’s corny but i do think they have become kind of signaling things for people with religious trauma to find each other and talk about their experiences. are these particular symbols necessarily 100% authentic to everyone’s experience? probably not, but 1.) they make cool art, and 2.) the looming and foreboding nature of some of these symbols (i’m thinking of the exteriors of gothic churches especially) can be evocative of the sense of alienation one feels when you’ve definitively decided you no longer want anything to do with the church, but it’s still ever present. imo these types are mad because they want exclusive use of the cool art symbolism more than they want to facilitate community. if you wanted to say that art symbolism is not a solid basis for a community, THAT would be an argument i’d respect, but that’s not what y’all said.

#text #oh i remembered why i'm mad about this. it's pass0ver #idk. the idea that chr1stians are the only ones harmed by chr1stianity just gets under my skin ig! #but like i said i found this on someone's blog who was just hating on a band i like so it's probably not that serious #<- vent post i wrote in april but actually i think i was kinda right about this so i'm gonna post it lol

[bitchkay]

~Rio Voleri taking your virginity

CW: [n]sfw 18+, virginity loss, rio being a sweet boi, rio hating himself cus he didn't know, mention of oral(reader receiving), no implied gender for reader, no explicitly stated sex for reader but vaguely implied to be afab, I gave rio experience cus every time this mf goes into a sex scene or something just more intimate than kissing he suddenly knows what tf he doing so nah🤨

Rating: Explicit(18+ mdni)

It wasn't planned. Having your first time with Rio just kind of… happened. You thought you were at the same level of experience so the topic of your virginity was never really brought up but I guess not. Either, he's good at faking it or you now have an unreasonable reason to be jealous. You couldn't blame yourself though, this is Rio we are talking about. His supposed 'innocence' was charming at times, and after a scolding from Sherry, it really did seem like he was trying to be a suitable partner to you; be romantic and such. This, however.. this was unexpected. Making out in his room usually escalated just enough to be appropriate, you usually just fell asleep in eachothers arms. But this time was different. You wanted more. You were ready. Time seemed to move in slow motion as you let down your boundaries and gave yourself over to him. The way Rio touched you wasn't practiced by any means, he fumbled a couple times but it was clear he wasn't clueless. Well if the way he ate you out was an indication. Stripped bare before one another, you trembled a small bit feeling Rios cock rest against your lower belly. Not once did you feel pressured into anything with him, everything felt so natural going forward. Though whether you were a virgin or not, who wouldn't be nervous with the fucking log attached to his waist. Ok it wasn't a log, but what the hell, that's supposed to go inside you?! You weren't going to back out, of course not, you wanted this. You wanted him. You felt his blunt mushroom tip line up with your virgin hole and lifted your hand up to his chest pushing back. "Wait!" "Hm? What is it Sunbeam? Do you want to stop? We don't have to–" "I.. I've never done this before…" Welp the jig is up, at this late stage you'd have preferred not to say something especially in the act, but there's no going back after this. Rio paused processing your words before sitting up and burying his head in his hands. "I should have asked! This is not how it is supposed to be! Oh creator forgive me! We can stop right now if you would like. Dragon's teeth, what kind of paramour am I?!" "Rio!" He truly seemed disappointed in himself, ready to curl up in a ball and cry. If he knew it was your first time, he would've done something, made it special, maybe not have cheese flavored breath. He rambled on against his palms, scolding himself for behaving so uncouth, for seeking you out like an animal. He felt so bad and look at your neck! He's gone and left bruises on your unblemished skin! "Rio! It's okay!" "... it is?" "More than okay… I want this. I want you." You reached out for him, sitting up in front of him, holding his cheeks. "You want me..?" "If it's with you.. I don't mind." Rio felt like he's been handed some sort of responsibility, but with your consent this is something he intends to carry out. And so you did it. Alot slower than maybe originally anticipated but you wouldn't trade any of it for the world. "Does it hurt?" Rio tended to you, reassuring you at every turn allowing you to control the pace. He was able to hold back for your sake. "P-please don't cry.. is it too much?" He was definitely big alright but you could take it, it just took some… getting used to. Rio kissed your face lovingly as your hips sat flush together giving you time to adjust, waiting for your word to continue. It wasn't planned but it was still special to you both, loving one another fully without restraints or limits.

"Am I making you feel good?"

©bitchkay.tumblr.com

Longer than the usual imagine but would you rather without the substance😩😩

#rio voleri #court of darkness #fanfiction #otome fanfic #tw smut #voltage inc #cod fanfic #court of darkness fanfiction #smut #18+ minors dni #tw virginity loss #kay's writing

[pinkseas]

[parasocial bestie] IM UP IM UP IM UP GOOD EVENING BESTIEE actually i was awake a lot earlier but my body is like eh 5 more mins than my mind is so i napped that took more than an hour than i wanted cus i didnt catch my 20min alarm <///3 good thing no early classes 4 me to pull that out ew. 35K THOUGH LETS GOOOOOOOO YOU ARE SURPASSING UR LONGEST FIC ALSO 40K GOAL WHAT THE FUCK

crackles knuckles puts them in a sizzling pot and stirring um. if u need my input id prefer to not get my flow cut off even if its 40k tbfh but i can get why it can be too much that splitting it is needed BUT like,, you need a really good spot to cut it if you do so HMMM im gunna be fr if its about me then id have it stay as a oneshot, and ive seen oneshots that are 50k simply cus the author finds it fit than them being lazy to split it and its good not to cut the reading flow yknow. but for necessity of others reading it esp new readers etc etc it does sound more appropriate to split but with the wordcount you dont expect it to be two chapters it has to be a lil more T_T but there's always the "Entire Work" button on ao3's display so........

[honestly my final word is keeping it 40k oneshot LMAOOOOOO @other readers you WILL finish it in one sitting no matter how burning hot ur ass is]

GOOD MORNING BESTIE !!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD no bc napping is both the devil and my bestest friend ever it really do be like that i am SO glad you dont have morning classes thank fawk

40k goal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel like. idk. like surely i cant write THAT much more. but i also have a lot unfinished. so like at Least 40k. kind of scared to see how far it goes but also rly excited to see how much i can do

and i definitely get that !!!!!! yeah no like. idk if something is written to be a twoshot there's generally a shift/tone change/planned part where it splits. so you expect and work with that interruption and it works SO well. but this was NOT intended to be a twoshot and evne though the once break place would work itd also interrupt a bit maybe ??? but its also a REALLY good place to break if i can get the chapter lengths more equal. if its a genuine halfway point itd be fine but rn its just in a really weird place and itd kinda suck so i have to wait and see :sob:

anyone else who is reading this be so fr with me. just Generally Speaking with Any Fic would you click on a 40k oneshot or would that be too much.

#parasocial bestie tag #SORRY IM LIKE REALLY REALLY BRAINDEAD CANT THINK OF MORE TO SAY EVEN THOUGH I RLY WANNA START A PROPER CONVERSATION/TALK TO U MORE :SOB: #i hope ur day goes well <3333333333333333

[eirikrjs]

What's your take on Arthurian legends, do you think they will be introduced? PS - Get well soon Soren!

Considering non-Vivian Arthurian characters, yes, I think they do have a solid chance of being introduced at some point! But, as usual, maybe not in the way we'd want.

We'd get one or TWO (pushing it) knights--relatively minor ones like Bedivere or Lionel. Never Arthur because Atlus prefers obscure now, except Zeus, unfortunately. Maybe Gawain if they want to bite into that irresistible Cu Chulainn discourse. They'd be Genma of course. Maybe Morgan to oppose them or something.

And then, what would they be, really? How would they serve the story? That's the question answered only by uncomfortable truths.

Our SMT5 knight, Sir Banned-From-Sucking-His-Thumb, wasn't particularly well integrated into the game's story (I know it's SMT5's story, but roll with me here) except for his eating of the Salmon of Knowledge, which ties into the theme but doesn't affect things much. He's just a typical hero archetype with some faint connections to the Fairy Village (typically Celtic or "British" in flavor) and its quests and he could have been swapped out for anyone else similar.

I feel like a similar fate may be in store for our Arthurian hopefuls: just as kind of random boss choices devoid of most of their context that stick around later to merely comment on the world or offer quests. That's why I think having opposing pairs would help; including Morgan or even Mordred to oppose Bedivere at least gives their appearances an extra dimension over Fionn's lone wolf. Or say Arthur does appear--they could pull the SMT thing where it's more about him wishing to be some older deity pulled out of their/Walker's/Graves' ass rather than actually portray the character of Arthur. (Walker calls him "Celtic Zeus." And as an aside, Arthur & knights would be good for variety in Law reps.)

But the "uncomfortable" thing here is wondering: was SMT actually consistently good at appropriate context for bosses? I think SMT1/2 actually fare the best here, and naming just a few: Yama ruling the prison, Vishnu vs. Ravana, Mara actually being Mara, and the most justified Lucifer battle. Nocturne's are mostly based around Reasons (ex: Thor is a Yosuga strongman). Things begin to falter in SJ--what the heck is happening with Mithras and Bootes?--but everything gets tied up by the end. In SMT4, the Defense Divinities' identities seem arbitrary (other than being Japanese, which is still the point). And, as has been talked to death, SMT4A is just really bad at this. Whether or not SMT5 is worse is a bit too much to think about at the moment for my tired brain.

(P.S. Soren is doing better!)

#smt #arthur #smt5 #fionn mac cumhaill

[chekhovs-claymore]

Maybe it's just the dog trainer in me, but you know what I really want from a minecraft update?

Dogs.

Not just tamed wolves, domesticated dogs.

We already got cats, now let's do dogs! And I know how it should work too.

Stray dogs spawn in villages, just like cats, and they're tamed with bones... but also when you breed two wolves there's a small chance you'll get a dog instead of a wolf, cus, domestication.

There's would be different breeds of dogs, and each have a different appearance, stats, and function. They would also have a occupation block, kinda like villagers do, (maybe it's literally a dog house, wouldnt that be so cute?) and would stay within a certain distance from that block.

They would have 3 modes.

Sit / Stay (dog would stay put until told to do otherwise.)

Follow (dog follows player.)

Work (different for each breed, defined below.)

1. Great Pyrenees

The Great Pyrenees is a livestock guardian dog, often used by farmers to protect livestock such as sheep.

Work Mode: The dog would stay within a certain distance from it's occupation block, and kill any foxes, ocelots, or wolves to enter that area.

It's in-game function would be to protect your livestock, like sheep or chickens, from predators.

You just put down an occupation block in your sheep pen, and the dog would freely roam that pen, guarding your livestock from wolves.

Because the Great Pyrenees' purpose is killing wolves and foxes, it would have slightly more health.

2. Border Collie

The Border Collie is most commonly used to move livestock. Now you might think this would make it obsolete in Minecraft, since we have leads and livestock will follow you while holding the appropriate food... but I've noticed that when moving livestock, I always seem to have a few stragglers that I have to go back to collect. (Also I have a soft spot for Border Collies and I just want them to be included.)

Work Mode: Herd the strangers towards you so you don't lose any, and you don't have to make several trips.

The Border Collie would have a much faster movement speed, but lower health since it's purpose is not combat oriented.

3. German Shepherd

Commonly used as protection dogs, this is your hostile mob fighting dog. It's in-game function is pretty simple, it does everything your tamed wolf does.

Work Mode: Stays within a certain distance of the occupation block, and kills any hostile mobs to enter the area.

Put this good boy outside your front door, and no more zombies will come knocking.

He would have higher health due to his combat focused purpose.

4. Bloodhound

Here's your sniffer dog.

Work Mode: Lead the player to specific items.

Show this dog an item, and if there's more within a certain distance (let's say 50 blocks in each direction?) it will lead you to it.

This one feels a bit over powered though, so we're gonna nerf him a little.

There's a small chance the Bloodhound will get confused and lead you to a similar item instead of what you showed him. The more valuable the item, the higher that chance becomes.

If there is a storage block (chest, barrel, hopper, dispenser, etc) or player with that item nearby, the Bloodhound will lead you to that.

The 50 block limit also applies vertically. He can smell 50 blocks up and down, so if you ask him to find diamonds, there could be diamonds 51 blocks down that he would not be able to find.

Also, here is a list of other things I would like included in this dog update...

Dog armor. Similar to horse armor, and could be found in all the same places as horse armor such as villages, or dungeons.

Cute behaviors like chasing their own tail, the little head tilt that wolves do, and sleeping on the bed like cats do.

Mixed breeds / mutts. Similar to horses, who are a mixture of their parents genes. If you mate two dogs of different breeds, the offspring should be a combination of the two. For example, a Bloodhound / Border Collie mix could have the model of the Bloodhound, the coloring of a Border Collie, and the stats/functionality of the Border Collie, etc. It's randomized.

While the Bloodhound is in Work Mode, his nose should be on the ground, cus it's cute.

Different colored collars would be cool

An item called a dog whistle, if you blow it all your dogs within a certain distance will change to follow mode and come to the player.

Different dog breeds should have different sounding barks, and wolves should howl, not bark.

Stray dogs should chase stray cats in villages.

I am VERY open to more suggestions. Thoughts?

#minecraft wolves #minecraft #minecraft dog #minecraft update idea

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Lore stuff . mostly abt underdevelopment. not angsty, more in, 'I have Been thinking abt this.'

being the Village Idiot: ostracized by lit. everyone you meet. anyone that is kind overemphasizes how "smart you are... considering" or that you are "intelligent in your own way" -

which, like, you dont realize what is happening here. Everyone can tell that you are slow, behind, both in socialities, body development, and the practicals of math, language, sci, history. during my parent-teacher conferences my dad would, point blank, answer with a precise timelines n examples re: "did she miss any development milestones?" and i couldnt comprehend it despite. i saw this person he was describing as an "other"

probably the most glaring example that shouldve cued me into - i am, Behind - is that when middleschool-me was tested for gifted, i was near immediately put into the special needs classes afterwards.

i did realize it was abnormal - i confronted the teacher, but i thought - "im here because you think i have depression!" - to which she went... o_o ...

like. absolute 0 logic connects happening here. i was cycled thru kindergarten classes n appropriate while i was in the third/fourth grade- and i didnt realize that is. Weird. until a few days ago.

also, homework started in - second gradeish - and I thought it was "optional" despite, you know, everyone handing theirs in and going over it in class. it wasnt until fifth that i was told that no, I, Too, needed to do HW - and i struggled bc I Hadn't ever done it before.

and to be clear. it was Village Idiot, i'm not - exaggerating, Everyone Knew. there was a test, in my elem classes, that - everyone flunked, sans one person. and the teacher went, do you know who passed? i was pointed out, named, and everyone was like. What. my success made everyone else feel even more of a failure - "she, the Token Stupid, passed. you all should feel ashamed n embarrassed of yourselves" to which they were

me: :D and i passed bc i double-checked my answers for once!!

as i got older i did better in, 'filling in the blanks'. i became very good at the - memoric, portion, of school - this exact same scenario happened in my teenage years. "everyone sans one failed." and my classmates' eyes slid to me, =_=, bc i always passed

i think now it's a bit hard to comprehend me as, 'stupid,' thanks to in some form of masking. it takes... a bit of, 'getting close,' to go. Something Went Wrong Here.

[pixiecaps]

I remember like, the first time I saw you. I hadn’t recognized your pfp, and after seeing it a few times on my dash I decided to click. After scrolling a bit, I came to the realization I had followed you on accident (something that happens plenty to me). I usually would’ve unfollowed, but you seemed just interesting enough for me not too. A few months later, I’m surprised when you follow me back, especially since I don’t make original posts, and am not ranboo-centric.

Nowadays, you’ve managed to become one of my favorite mutuals. I always get giddy when I see you in my notifications, and 90% of the time I make note to see what post you liked and/or reblogged. It’s the “I’m getting a good grade in reblogging, something that is both possible to achieve and normal to want.”

We aren’t close mutuals, though I definitely wouldn’t mind it. I’d love to send more asks, however I’m horrific at carrying conversations and also have some social anxiety that makes me nervous. I also don’t want to intrude, as previously mentioned we aren’t close mutuals, and I don’t want to be pushy or annoying, haha. And I would start by responding to some of the posts you make that expect responses, but I don’t refresh my dashboard enough to see them in time. And I don’t know if it’d be appropriate to ask for a discord, which I’m better at checking, because I know it’s usually used for friends.

All in all though, you are funny and witty, and I often to stop and read your posts when otherwise I’d scroll. I like your opinions when you do decide to get serious, and despite some non-common interests, you present them in such a way I can easily engage in anyways. I wish you lots of love and luck, take care of yourself, and keep your chin up, king!

(P.S. sorry for the rlly long message whoops, I hope I’m not too late to send this.)

helllooo anon i think this was for the ask game:0 im sorry i didnt see this hours ago im pretty sure you sent this around the time i went to sleep but yes hii hello!!

“interesting enough” LETS FUCKING GOOO. okay! i usually follow back people i’ve seen around a lot on dash or urls i recognize in my notifs!! i must have recognized you:)

thats so sweet thank you i appreciate it😭 also wanna thank you for sticking around the idea that you’ve grown to rlly be fond of me after accidentally following me is heartwarming

ah dude don’t worry about. look i started this blog because i had horrific social anxiety and my irls were encouraging me to make new friends!! so even though i was shaking and wanted to throw up (that bad ik) i started posting and slowly but surely it wasn’t as scary anymore. it takes time so you can take your time dont feel pressured to interact if you dont want to. that being said i don’t mind if people who arent “close mutuals” send an ask or dms me. you become a close mutual by doing these things ya know😭 oh!!!! you can ask for discord too!! all mutuals are allowed to :) i however suck at holding conversations too so be aware of that lmao

AW TY!! ehehe you like my takes🤭 genuinely though i try to stay away from discourse or serious topics cus it may come off intimidating and thats the last thing i want to come off as but im glad whenever i do make a few posts like that you found it easy to engage:) i will! i am trying my best to take care of myself and for u i shall hmmm i was gonna say go outside but i already have plans to do that so it’d be disingenuous. i’ll just drink a lot of water today 👍 omg have u ever noticed theres no water bottle emoji on ios. i wait every update to see if they added one but nope. i would use that emoji so much…

anon congrats on getting the award of longest ask ever sent BAHSJD i woke up and saw this and my eyes popped in a good way

( also adding this after i posted this. i know anons dont usually like their own asks to stay hidden so i need you to know you seem lovely:D )

#pix asks aaaa #anon #long post