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rowretro · 2 months

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✧𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓✧

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✧CHAPTER 19✧

5 years have passed and those 5 years have been filled with more fights and drug cartels trying to attack the Nishimura family. Riki was trying to let go of the drug business, with his hands stained with so much blood and his family constantly being under attack. However, once you pick up a gun there’s no letting go of it. Kyle was now 10, still somewhat unaware of the drug business. Now he is 10, he does understand what’s good and bad, Which just makes Yeonjun’s job much easier.

“Well aren’t you a little cutie~” y/n cooed as Kyle sighed “Mom I’m not cute anymore- I’m literally the coolest kid in my school- stop emba-” he cut himself when he saw y/n go to Yeseol who was playing with her toys “what is my little expert doing today?” y/n asked as the girl smiled up at her “I’m making pasghetti!” She squealed, as Kyle frowned. “Awww pasghettti- you’re so cute~” Y/n cooed, cradling the 5 year old as she kisses her forehead. “Kyle, I packed your bag for football sweetie, daddy will drop you off kay?” the girl adds before heading to the kitchen.

Kyle walks over to Yeseol, his arms crossed as he stared down at her. “Want sum pasghetti?” the girl asked as the boy frowned “We all know you can say it! Even I could when I was 5” Kyle said as Yeseol pouted. “Kyle are you ready to go?” Riki asked as he grabs his keys. “Yeah- I’ll be in the car-” He said before running to the front seat. “Daddy!” Yeseol squealed, making grabby hands at Riki, smiling, he picked her up and twirled the little girl around. “Daddy will be back soon sweetie, go play with mommy for now~” Riki said, before placing a soft kiss on the little girl’s forehead.

“Mommy…. Happy buwfday!” the 5 year old said as she gave y/n a cute little drawing of the 4 of them, in pink, smiling, she picked up the girl, kissing her cheek, she sat on the sofa with Yeseol in her lap. “You drew this on yourself? No wayyy…. Daddy helped you didn’t he?” she playfully narrowed her eyes as the 5 year old started whining. “No no sweetie I’m joking, it’s just so beautiful~” she complimented, hugging her softly.

Meanwhile, Riki was driving Kyle to football. “Kyle, score some goals and come home a proud footballer, and don’t forget, have fun. It’s not all about winning” he pointed out as the boy shrugged “But you do know I will end up winning anyway right?” the boy asked as Riki snickered. Just as Riki was going to go in for a hug, Kyle held his hand up.

“We don’t hug we high five or fist bump.” He said as Riki rolled his eyes playfully. “Also please don’t tell mom about the lost sweater… she thinks it was stolen, and my pencil case, and my old glasses, and my-” “Kyle it’s ok- I won’t snitch on you for losing those things, as long as you back me up about that lost shirt, She got it for me on valentines day…” Riki trailed off as Kyle nodded, heading off to the pitch.

Riki bid him goodbye before driving home, the scene he was met with was already horrifying as is, smashed, gunshot windows. He didn’t bother parking in the garage, he left his vehicle and ran inside the building, feather stuffing from the pillows, smashed furniture, and trickles of blood. “y/n, Yeseol?! Please tell me you’re ok-” he called out, with hopes that none of them were hurt. To his luck he found them, in a corner, Yeseol safely hidden in y/n’s arms.

“Are they gone?” Y/n asked as Riki nodded, bending down to their level. God it was heartbreaking to see his 5 year old covering her ears, as she snuggled into y/n, the little girl probably confused about what was happening. Crying, she walked over to Riki, hugging him, the male carried her, gently rocking her and reassuring that everything was ok while Y/n just glared at him. She helped the maids around a little with the cleaning, as the windows get replaced by bulletproof ones, more than just one window on each windowspace.

Riki walked into the living room that evening, a first aid kit in his hand as he approached y/n. She had been ignoring him since the incident, her heart still pounding every time she thinks about Yeseol, or what could’ve happened if it wasn’t for her fast actions. “Show me.” he simply said as he opened the box, the girl frowned “What is there to show? I'm perfectly fine, no thanks to you.” She said as Riki sighed. “Honey, running your wounds under cold water won’t solve it. Just show me them please…” he asked as the girl did so.

There were no major wounds, just a few pretty deep cuts, a big one across her palm. Every little cut and drip of blood was a reminder that Riki was a danger to the woman he loves, and the kids he holds dearly to his heart. It fucking hurt his heart as he hear her soft hisses and whimpers from pain. Why was he like this? Why can’t he just stop? Wasn’t Kyle holding onto his dear life as a baby enough of a reminder. Running away from his gang life clearly put him in more danger, but embracing this life still puts his family in danger.

“I know you’re mad at me… but… I’m sorry, also Yeseol is in the garden” he said nonchalantly as y/n glared at him “YOU LET OUR 5 YEAR OLD IN THE GARDEN IN THIS DARK???” She asked, maddened, before running to open the door, as she did so, she froze in her step.

“Happy Birthday babe~” Riki said with a mischievous smile as he back-hugged her. Both kids were there with Heeseung, the boys, Riki’s parents. A beautiful birthday cake, and the most ethereal view she had ever seen, her eyes on the beautiful pink lanterns flying up, along with balloons. “God I hate that I can’t stay mad at you” she pouted as Riki kissed her nose.

✧𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓✧

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toomanytakennamesagh · 3 years

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(A very detailed) TMI Hogwarts AU

Cuz it’s been stuck in my head and I don’t have the time, patience, or talent to write an actual fic

This is part 1

Clary’s the quintessential Gryffindor- Good, brave, willing to fight and do anything for her friends, ridiculously impulsive and stubborn

Simon’s Gryffindor

Isabelle’s Gryffindor

Jace’s Gryffindor- It was a tie between that or Slytherin

Alec’s a definite Hufflepuff

Y’know what Imma put Magnus in Ravenclaw. He’s a witty dude, clever, super wise. Does really well in exams even though the teachers see him mostly chatting or distracted in class.

So yeah Jocelyn ran away. She found Luke, who helped her find a job and a life in the small town he lived in.

She did not try to find a way to suppress Clary’s magic when it did show up. Mostly she just put up a bunch of wards and booby trapped parts of their house, keeping secret Portkey’s in random locations.

And because I hate it when parents keep a super important secret from their kids, and it’d be hard to explain away the weird stuff that happens around her, Clary grows up knowing about her magical heritage. She’s been told time and time again to keep it a secret from her classmates, so she never really found any close friends she could confide in

UNTIL Simon moves into town, and gets introduced to her third grade class. He’s kind awkward and shy (his dad just died, but no one really knows about that yet), so it wasn’t long before a couple of bigger boys decided to pick on the new kid. Clary hated seeing people get hurt, so she quickly stepped in and threw stuff towards them until they ran away.

She had to get benched for three recesses, but it was worth it, and Simon came by every time to make sure the girl who helped him wasn’t too lonely

They were best friends after that

Another thing about Simon: Weird stuff happened around him his whole life. It’s actually why his family had to move- people were starting to talk about that Lewis kid who somehow swept a table full of legos clean, made toilets explode into mean kids’ faces, turned lights on and off whenever he started crying

Rebecca, his (wonderful, loyal, I loved her scenes in the series oh my gosh) big sister who walked him back and forth from places, because people they knew their whole lives were starting to look and say and act mean towards her brother, and she wasn’t having any of it.

His mom was terrified of him, after the denial wore off. It was his dad who calmed her down, telling her that it was still their little boy, that Simon was just as confused just as confused as she was.

It wasn’t long before Simon had one of his accidents, but fortunately it was in private, and Clary was there too.

They were playing hide and seek on Simon’s house, and somehow when Clary found him, his left leg was completely invisible. For a moment Simon was quiet, looking at his first and only friend and wondering if she was going to get scared and call him a freak like the others.

But no, Clary’s eyes got big and wide, and she breathed out, “You’re like me.”

The next day Jocelyn came over to Simon’s place, sat his mom down, and explained everything to her: The wizarding world, Simon being a muggle born, magic schools. It took awhile but his mom was on board with it, relieved that there was an explanation, that somebody else knew what was happening.

Rebecca and Simon were eavesdropping. Afterwards they went to the library and checked out as many fantasy novels as they could, with Clary looking them over and saying which ones sounded close enough to the world her mother told her about.

The mom’s became as close as Clary and Simon are, often sharing stories of their kids, with Simon’s mom coming and asking Jocelyn for advice whenever he had accidents.

The Hogwarts letter came when they were eleven. Clary ran to Simon’s house the moment she got hers, and they both jumped around and screamed together.

The first trip to Diagon Alley was terrifying for the Lewis’s. Jocelyn helped them with most of the shopping list, whispering warnings and tips throughout for the next year, and everyone carefully ignored how they were being stared at- their weird clothes, gadgets, obvious confusion at some of the stores. They got out relatively unscathed, until Jocelyn got recognized by one of her old classmates from Hogwarts, who she pretended not to see and quickly walked away from.

Clary and Simon, on the other hand, were having the time of their lives. They ran from shop to shop, whispering excitedly about all the candies and toys there.

The only thing that dampened their mood was when they got to the robe shop for their fitting, and met the meanest, rudest, (prettiest) boy.

He had looked over at Simon’s and Clary’s clothes, then at the Lewis’s who were standing a distance away, and snorted. Said something about muggleborns and mudbloods with this look on his face, like they were smaller than him.

Even though Simon didn’t know the M word, Clary very well did. How dare this (really cute why does someone this mean so cute it’s not fair) say that about her best friend.

And since Clary couldn’t stand bullies, she shoved him hard, until he fell down. Then yelled at him extensively about rude words, he had no right to say that about his friends, how dare he, until Jocelyn heard the commotion and had to physically drag Clary off of him.

And Simon was there, not knowing what the big deal was but feeling touched anyways. And then a ridiculously good-looking family came over, finding a boy on the ground and a mother scolding her redhead. Jocelyn saw them, and froze.

It was the Lightwoods. So the parents kinda both stop for a second, and it would’ve been more than a second if Alec and Izzy didn’t see Jace and run over, Alec glaring daggers at Clary, and Isabelle going forward and preparing to punch the girl for hurting her brother.

And then after enough prodding, they find out what happened and force the two to apologize. Well, Clary had to apologize to Jace, and Jace had to apologize to Simon.

Like, I headcanon that the Lightwoods are pretty snobby in this au, okay?

But they’re trying to get better

Like they look at Simon and his family in the distance, and a part of them still thinks they’re better than them, but they also recognize that it’s not okay

Backstory on Jace: He was born by Stephen and Celine before Celine died in childbirth, and Stephen got sent to Azkaban (and died a few months later), so he got raised by someone who was really Valentine Morgenstern.

Michael Wayland is not dead in this fic and he is not used as Valentine’s alias. I want him to live. I got too attached to him too quickly in the short story.

AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT JACE IS A HERONDALE THERE WILL BE NO SURPRISE SIBLING TWIST IN THIS AU PLS

So he’s been raised on these elitist beliefs, and is still, like, eleven years old, and he’s being slowly trained out of it by the Lightwoods

And getting smacked by an angry (cute) eleven year old girl definitely did help

Or at least it seemed to. Jace got really quiet when they left the shop, but not in a sullen way.

It was similar to the way Alec and Izzy saw him looking at broomsticks, or quidditch matches, or hearing about magical weapons and wars, or when he was listening to the prettiest piano music

I just wanna imagine tiny Jace looking up at a yelling Clary and getting starry eyed, because (barring his sister Izzy) here was the coolest girl he’s ever seen

Like he got fond of Clary when she slapped him “For the other ten percent” tell me this isn’t how Jace gets a crush on her.

They don’t see them when boarding the train, though. The crowd was too big for that. Clary and Simon shared a coach. They kept whispering to each other about all the plans they have, the nights they’ll sneak out of their dorm room and just explore the grounds.

#tmi #the mortal insturment #hogwarts au #tmi hogwarts au #clace #clary fairchild #simon lewis #isabelle lightwood #jocelyn fairchild #alec lightwood #jace herondale #maryse lightwood #robert lightwood #the mortal instruments #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles

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baeheekang · 4 years

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the Mysme LIs + V-Day (18+ for spice)

i’m baby in this fandom but i got the idea,,, pls enjoy

Yoosung:

shows up to your house with grocery store flowers, wearing a bow tie

secretly wants one of the cute plushes but doesn’t want to be treated as less of a man because of it so he Suffers unless you buy him one

takes you someplace with really good ramen and then to a shop that sells all kinds of Nerd Shit like tabletop games and retro console gear

gets adorably flustered when asking if you want to hold hands or kiss

made you a cross-stitch of whatever you geek out about, be it Mario, Doctor Who, or evolutionary biology

tidied up his dorm room for you (the tiny closet is bursting at the seams with clothes that were littering the floor mere hours ago)

promises that this round of LOLOL will only take 10 minutes tops and gets sucked in but will tell his guild to cover for him when you initiate makeouts

1.5 hours later, and he’s wearing nothing but a headset and a smile, calling anyone who aims for his avatar or tries to shit-talk him a “virgin who can’t drive” with newfound confidence

Jaehee:

your cafe has lots of heart-shaped patisserie and latte art, plus a myriad of chocolate and pink, red, and white desserts

imagine if that cafe becomes kind of a local hangout spot for LGBT+ couples??? it would be so blessed to see a bunch of wlw couples come in for an adorable Valentines’ coffee date and just share a nice tender Look about it with your gf

buys you some fancy chocolate and not-so-fancy boxed wine to share

likes to watch and make fun of hilariously bad romance movies with takeout, in comfy pajamas

clipping and painting each other’s nails,,,,

unpopular opinion maybe but I think she would Not want to bring Zen DVDs into your V-Day date, he’s your mutual friend and that would be Too Weird (her birthday, on the other hand....)

basically think a Galentine’s day sleepover but you’re girlfriends so you make out and/or have sex

Zen:

will legitimately ascend to a higher plane of existence if you give him flowers, go on, do it, please

switches out the black turtleneck for a bright red one and his everyday cologne for a spicy date night scent

spends most of your lowkey dinner date ignoring his beer and getting lost in your words and your eyes

today’s his cheat day, order him dessert (feed him and he’ll Die)

his grandest gesture of romance is dramatically throwing his last box of cigarettes off the roof of that building you first hung out on

wrote something super cheesy but 100% genuine in the card he gave you

gifts are not outrageously expensive but very personal

he’s always a slut for romance so you bet he’s gonna be horny all day you better believe that boy gets pegged

shamelessly goes to rehearsals the next day with visible love bites

Seven, Jumin, V, and Saeran under the cut

Seven:

you are going to the Korean equivalent of Chili’s or Applebee’s, sorry to break it to ya if you were expecting fancy

he is going to wear a perfume that smells like the sexiest thing he can think of, New Car Smell, and give you a bouquet of printed-out surreal memes folded into rose shapes

your gift has a package of glow in the dark ceiling stars taped to it

he is also going to try to bring Saeran on the date to bond with him cause damn it, V-Day isn’t just about romantic love (Saeran is Grumpy)

somehow the date is good in spite of the twin third wheeling, leading to a lot of flirtation on the car ride back and along the way to the bunker

Saeran fucks off to his room immediately, leaving you to go at it all you want (Seven has costumes, wigs, and makeup--your pick)

embarks with you on a 2 am half-off chocolate adventure covered in a messy blend of your makeup and his own

Jumin:

usually he just puts Elizabeth the 3rd in a cute pink outfit and showers her with toys and treats and he’s still gonna do that

But,,,

he’s got a fiancé to please now, so he’s waking you up with a cocktail with breakfast and some fancy underwear that he doesn’t demand you wear but does strongly encourage you to

1000% bought an expensive sex toy

had the foresight to ask before taking the day off so he could have all day to shower his fiancé in gifts and affection

gets very wine tipsy and starts fully crying because he just loves you,, so much,,,,, cuddle him please

sends a message in the RFA chat like ‘happy to have a beautiful night making love to my beautiful future spouse😽’ instead of just updating his status like the old man he is and immediately both Jaehee and Zen leave the chat

brunch in bed

just,,, so many cuddles

screw flowers, you’re getting an adorable succulent bouquet

gifts you an album of all the art he’s made of you since you started dating, plus a very sappy and beautifully made card

also gives you an audiobook that helped him a lot through the whole ‘suriving a cult and an abusive relationship at the same time’ thing

takes you to see the ocean together and look for sea glass or cool shells and kneels down to make sure not a grain of sand is left on your feet by the time you’re ready to go back home

quiet, intimate dinner at a private table in a very swanky restaurant

will laugh lightly at every bad ‘haha, V-Day’ joke or pun you make

takes so many Polaroids throughout the day

Saeran:

will take any and all flowers but he can Tell when you’ve spent a bit more on em

gives you a semi-ironic card that has, like, ‘I don’t hate you’ written in a heart on it, but a genuinely heartfelt message inside

will not try to third wheel his brother into your adorable date

splits a huge sundae or ice cream parfait with you and miraculously doesn’t get any of it on the preppy button down and pink floral tie he chose to wear today

loves a trip to a nice park or some botanical gardens or like, a natural history museum (he deadpans a lot about the weirder taxidermy pieces and rolls his eyes when you point out marshmallow root and give him a Look, but he can’t stop himself from smiling a little)

big on hand-holding and nose nuzzles

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totsukanotsurugi · 7 years

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Oc x Male reader | "Like you"

(M/N) wakes up with the sound of the door bell ringing; rolling to his back he groans as he remembers Kye is not at home to receive the food delivery so he has to do it.

Kye is in Osaka at his brother's highschool graduation and if (M/N) is totally honest, even when he thinks it’s really nice of him to do that and is also happy for the youngest Sakami's success, he can’t help but feel sad for not spending Valentine’ Day with his boyfriend. Going to Osaka with him wasn’t an option, as sadly as it sounds, he had never have a very good relationship with Kye's family, but he would never ask the ravenette to cancel family-time. They always spend time together, anyway.

“And maybe that’s why the flat feels so empty now.” (M/N) thinks, while he starts putting things on the kitchen cabinets, “’Cause it’s the first time I've stayed here on my own.”

Even if that thought is a little sad, he can’t help but chuckle as he thinks how right their friends are when they say Kye and him are “one of the sappy couples”.

It takes him a while to put all the shopping on the right place, and almost as if it was planned, on the last bag along with Kye's cereal and some fruit is a red heart-shape box, making (M/N) frown in confusion, because he is sure he didn’t put that on the list.

“Maybe they added it by mistake.” he thinks. It wouldn’t be the first time something like that happens; they have send shampoos, cereals and even kids toys by mistake before.

Taking in on his hands, (M/N) inspects the box. It has little pink, white and dark-red hearts all around it, it’s not really big or heavy and it smells nice so there’s probably some kind of candy on the inside. There is also a little white card pasted on the front. He doesn’t mean to be snoop, but curiosity takes the best of him and he decides to read it.

“They may not be as sweet as you, but I hope you like them. PS: Save some for me? – Love, Kye”

A big smile appearing on his face as his (E/C) eyes scan the letters on the paper. He is also curious at how his boyfriend manage to buy him chocolates and send them via the shopping, but decides to not think so much about it as he opens the chocolate box.

On top of them, every chocolate has a little design related to Valentine’s, a heart, a kissy-lips shape, or just something that makes them look cute, like little dots or a specific patron of lines. And the three on the centre form the phrase “I love you”, with each word on one of them.

(M/N) almost runs to the bedroom to get his phone, wanting to take a picture of the candies before he can eat all of them. He takes the photo and tries one with dots, making a satisfactory sound as soon as the chocolate taste touch his tongue.

“Thank you! They are awesome; don’t know if I can let some for you. Love you more, bunny.” he text Kye, attaching a picture a of the box already with four-less chocolates.

Kye sends back a crying emoji and (M/N) answers with a kiss one. And then, they get in an “emoji competition” on which they have to add one emoji more than the other does, until it gets difficult to count how many they have to type and they agree both can love each other just as much.

~Time~Skip~

It’s noon and (M/N) has decided that he has to find some hobbies that do not involve Kye, since over the past three days he was only been able to read his new Stephen King’ book, clean the house and watch animal documentaries. Completely avoiding any anime suggestion on Netflix as he would be in for the wrath of his boyfriend if he watch them.

At one o'clock, he is sure he will die from boredom if he doesn’t do something and so (M/N) abandons his position on the sofa to go to the office and work on the book he is currently editing. It's an Asian cook book, which makes him think about Kye and theirs first “official” date, and he decides he will buy the book as soon as his publishing company starts to sell it and then cook something for the young boy.

Normally when he edits there is background noise from his boyfriend watching tv or listening music, and since the boy is not at home, the noise is not there either. Even when he prefers silence sometimes while he works, (M/N) can’t help but wish Kye were here.

Not wanting to think as he did that morning, the (H/C) boy goes to the music file on his computer choosing to create “his own noise”.

As soon as he opens the file, his blue eyes land on the other one at the top. “Hear me, pls” is the name and he wonders if Kye created it and if he did, when?

Still confused, (M/N) obeys the file and clicks on it so he can play it. When it opens he finds there are at least twenty songs plus one word document. For a few seconds he is indecisive about what to do first, open the document or listen to the songs?

“Maybe it would say what this is about...” he thinks as he double click the archive, hopping is the right decision.

“As cliché as it sounds, all these songs make me think about you when I listen to them. PS: Hope you like them as much as I like you... – Love, Kye”

Again, (M/N)’s lips curve into a smile when he reads the words written by his amazing boyfriend, and quickly he clicks on the ‘play all’ option while he takes his phone on his hands, typing a text.

“You are the cutest of cuties! I love you so much, babe... and I don’t accept otherwise. “

This time Kye doesn’t reply and he gets into the conclusion that his boyfriend is probably spending time with his family so he can’t answer, but (M/N) doesn’t think to much about it as he listen through his new favourite songs.

~Time~Skip~

At dinner time, even when shopping just came today, (M/N) declines the idea of cooking and orders pizza, almost regretting it as he realize Kye is not there to eat the pineapple for him.

Seriously, whose idea was to put fruit on pizza?… Pineapple is fruit, right?

(M/N) thoughts on awkward pizza’ toppings are interrupted by his door bell, indicating his dinner arrived.

He pays and thanks the delivery guy and then returns to his position on the sofa infront of the tv.

Once again, by the third time that day, (M/N) experiments the emotion of surprise when he opens the pizza’ box and finds a post-it on the inside that reads:

“Meet me at the park and we can share this pizza PS: Am I cheesy enough? :b – Love, Kye”

The silly-love smile is back and as quickly as he can, (M/N) takes his car keys and the pizza, gets out of the house and manage to get to his destination without breaking any speed limits in less than ten minutes.

The park is not really big, so it doesn’t take him to long to find his boyfriend sitting on one of the bench and without wanting to wait any more, he runs towards him. Phil put the box on the bench as the ravenettte stand up and then throws his arms around his neck.

“I missed you so much…” he says, breathless.

Kye’s arms quickly find their way around his waist, bringing (M/N) even more close to him. “I missed you too, Kitten.”

They stay in silence a few minutes, simply enjoying hugging after almost four days without seeing each others. It also gives time to the (H/C) boy to control his breathing so he can speak normally again.

“I can’t believe you’re here, thought you’ll be back in other two days.”

“I was, but when Sebaru found out I was planing on staying there on Valentine’ he said he would kill me if I did” Kye explains with a chuckle, “He was the one buying the tickets, you know?”

“Really?” the oldest asks a bit surprised, “I think I really like him.”

“Should I be worried?” he jokes, pulling away from the hug just enough to see his boyfriend’s face, and when he shakes his head, Kye leans down to press his lips with (M/N)’s soft ones.

They kiss slowly and gently, but a the same time both of them can tell how much the other loves and missed them with just the movements of their lips. It’s perfect, they are perfect together, both guys think.

~Time~Skip~

“So you just entered and added the box to the list?” (M/N) wonders.

“Yes, I guess it’s a good idea we have an account together, after all.”

They are sitting on the sofa a home, (technically cuddling, with (M/N) sitting between Kye's legs) after their little picnic at the park, Kye answering (M/N)’s questions about the mini surprised that day. Already confessing how he almost begged the delivery guy to let him put the note on the box.

“And the playlist?”

“I made it the morning I left. I knew you would be working at some point and that I was going to be away for Valentines, so... I don’t know... I thought it would be cute.” he explains, slightly blushing.

(M/N) turns is head a little, pressing a light kiss on his jaw, “It was really cute, like you.”

Ver

#oc #oc x reader #male reader

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foxes-evermore · 7 years

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Whenever I imagine Andreil’s apartment its kinda sophisticated, you know, like a couple house plants, soft white carpet, some simple wall hangings, But like,,,,,, this is the home of the boy who literally never stops eating sugar and the boy who draws fox paws on his university homework???

- it’s a 2 bedroom apartment with one bedroom dedicated to just the cats, complete with toys, rhinestone dishes, a whole wall lined with those things that cats climb on, a queen size matress with a bunch of soft blankets, a fish tank for the cats to look at (not accessible to kitty paws, because neil only made that mistake 4 times thanks), - listen,, summers are hot and if Neil bought them a princess themed kiddie pool that they keep on their balcony along with 2 orange camp chairs then that’s none of their neighbors’ business - they have a tool kit for when stuff breaks but like. It’s composed of all those annoying awkward tools that come in the boxes when you buy furniture that you have to put together yourself - their tv stand (that neil had to put together himself) is a little crooked and unstable and Andrew isn’t sure how Neil messed it up when there were instructions, but he “hates” it - remember that mattress in the cats’ room? useless. The cats sleep with the boys, against Andrew’s protests. It gets more use from Neil and Andrew when they have really bad nights and need to sleep alone, or from nicky when he visits - they have a snowcone maker where most people would have a coffee maker - they also have a whiteboard on one wall that was supposed to be for grocery lists and reminders and whatnot but one day neil drew a cute stick figure blowing a kiss at another stick figure and the next day Andrew had changed it to one stick figure strangling another and now it’s just like a thing, like one of them draws something every day and then the other draws a response - all of their dishes are from discount post-holiday sales. Halloween wine glasses, Christmas plates, st. Patrick’s day cups, thanksgiving mixing bowls and platters, Valentine’s day napkins,, what a mess - they have like, 5 different rugs and like,,, they’re all horrible??? they aren’t even placed strategically?? One is kinda tossed haphazardly in the hall, one is in the kitchen in front of the sink, one is half hidden under a bookshelf, one is hung on the wall??? Pls,, who let these kids decorate??? - No couches. No chairs. Only beanbags.

#its way past my bedtime im so tired #but like imagine the foxes coming coming to visit them and being horrified #:^)#andreil #tfc #aftg

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The Smash Tier List We ACTUALLY Care About

The Waifu/Husbando Valentines Voted Tier List!

S Tier - Too good for this world; instantly would ship with self

A Tier - High quality Waifu/Husbando

B Tier - Not a primary choice, but solid potential

C Tier - Mediocre Waifu/Husbando, too many problems to be a truly viable choice.

D Tier - PLS NO, NOT THEM

Rank Bayonetta as a Waifu/Husbando

B+ (7) She’s got that walk but prehensile hair is kinda gross. Does she wash it? Is it oily?

Rank Bowser as a Waifu/Husbando

A+ (10) Best dad. Spikes could probably damage my toilet though.

Rank Bowser Jr. as a Waifu/Husbando

C (3) Too young and immature. Has cool toys though.

Rank Captain Falcon as a Waifu/Husbando

S (11) I WANT SOME MOVES TO BE SHOWN TONIGHT

Charizard as a Waifu/Husbando

A- (8) Not actually a dragon

Rank Cloud as a Waifu/Husbando

A+ (10) GENKAI WO KOERU he can break my limits tonight

Rank Corrin (Male) as a Waifu/Husbando

C (3) It’s generic anime boy #29513.5

Rank Corrin (Female) as a Waifu/Husbando

A+ (10) A girl dragon with a pretty face

Rank Dark Pit as a Waifu/Husbando

B- (5) Too emo

Rank Diddy Kong as a Waifu/Husbando

B+ (7) Too young but clearly knows his way around nuts

Rank Donkey Kong as a Waifu/Husbando

B (6) He’s the first of the DK crew

Rank Dr. Mario as a Waifu/Husbando

S (11) I like a man with a degree and an advocate for self-medication

Rank Duck Hunt as a Waifu/Husbando

A (9) He knows when to hold his fire

Rank Falco as a Waifu/Husbando

B (6) He fell hard in smash 4.

Rank Fox (Melee) as a Waifu/Husbando

S (11) He would finish me with a TORIYAAH and MISHUN COMPREE

Rank Fox (Smash 4) as a Waifu/Husbando

B+ (7) I like honesty but too much is a problem

Rank Ganondorf as a Waifu/Husbando

D (1) He’s too old/slow/evil

Rank Greninja as a Waifu/Husbando

B (6) I like the tongue and the ninjaness

Rank The Ice Climbers as Waifus/Husbandos

A (9) Clearly into pleasure denial and grabby shit

Rank Ike as a Waifu/Husbando

B- (5) That’s a big sword

Rank Ivysaur as a Waifu/Husbando

A (9) Tentacles. But too young.

Rank Jigglypuff as a Waifu/Husbando

B+ (7) I do not want to sleep with Puff. But her bair can get me off anywhere.

Rank King Dedede as a Waifu/Husbando

B (6) I like a man in charge.

Rank Kirby as a Waifu/Husbando

A (9) He’s cute and clearly a good sucker.

Rank Link as a Waifu/Husbando

A (9) He’s so pretty in Smash 4. And he has explosives.

Rank Little Mac as a Waifu/Husbando

C- (2) He can’t recover and he wears a purple tracksuit.

Rank Lucario as a Waifu/Husbando

B (6) He gets stronger with the more damage he takes.

Rank Lucas as a Waifu/Husbando

B- (5) That hairdo. Those hexagons. And he’s like 6. That’s kinda gross.

Rank Lucina as a Waifu/Husbando

S (11) Time-traveller princess is bae.

Rank Luigi as a Waifu/Husbando

C (3) Slippery fucker has no confidence.

Rank Mario as a Waifu/Husbando

B (6) Solid and hours of entertainment.

Rank Marth as a Waifu/Husbando

A+ (10) Almost as pretty as Lucina.

Rank Megaman as a Waifu/Husbando

B+ (7) I wonder if anything other than his name is mega?

Rank Meta Knight as a Waifu/Husbando

S (11) He can shuttle loop me all night long.

Rank The Miis as Waifus/Husbandos

A- (8) They exist? I know they’re not legal though.

Rank Mr. Game and Watch as a Waifu/Husbando

B (6) Lucina already fills for my flat waifu.

Rank Ness as a Waifu/Husbando

C- (2) Too young.

Rank Olimar as a Waifu/Husbando

C+ (4) I like a guy in charge.

Rank Alph as a Waifu/Husbando

B (6) I like a guy in charge and wearing blue.

Rank Pac-Man as a Waifu/Husbando

B+ (7) He swallows a lot. I like that.

Rank Palutena as a Waifu/Husbando

A+ (10) Have you seen her trailer? Also, I like a leader girl.

Rank Peach as a Waifu/Husbando

A+ (10) Have you seen Armada?

Rank Pichu as a Waifu/Husbando

B+ (7) I too like being hurt when I try to do anything.

Rank Pikachu as a Waifu/Husbando

B (6) Too mainstream.

Rank Pit as a Waifu/Husbando

B+ (7) I can’t wait to corrupt this angel.

Rank The Pokemon Trainer as a Waifu/Husbando

A (9) HE WANTS TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.

Rank R.O.B. as a Waifu/Husbando

A+ (10) I hope it’s good with other toys too.

Rank Robin (Male) as a Waifu/Husbando

C (3) He’s so slow.

Rank Robin (Female) as a Waifu/Husbando

A- (8) She’s a lady in charge and she can wield dark magic on me tonight.

Rank Rosalina as a Waifu/Husbando

A- (8) She’s a lady in charge and I can be her Luma tonight.

Rank Roy as a Waifu/Husbando

B (6) He’s our boy.

Rank Ryu as a Waifu/Husbando

A- (8) I hope this isn’t as difficult as executing a Shoryuken.

Rank Samus as a Waifu/Husbando

A (9) Explosives, armor, and able to grab me from far away. She can charge me all night long.

Rank Sheik as a Waifu/Husbando

A- (8) It’s a ninja with a chain. I like that. I don’t like its ability to vanish on the spot.

Rank Shulk as a Waifu/Husbando

C (3) Is there a Monado to make him more handsome?

Rank Snake as a Waifu/Husbando

A+ (10) Explosives and that ass. Also that voice.

Rank Sonic as a Waifu/Husbando

C (3) He has bad games.

Rank Squirtle as a Waifu/Husbando

B+ (7) Water play, but too small.

Rank Toon Link as a Waifu/Husbando

B+ (7) Bombs, but too young. Also gets beaten up by pigs.

Rank Villager (Male) as a Waifu/Husbando

C (3) Too evil. Can sympathize since he’s buried in crippling debt.

Rank Villager (Female) as a Waifu/Husbando

C- (2) Even eviler. Can sympathize since she’s buried in crippling debt.

Rank Wario as a Waifu/Husbando

D (1) Too smelly and I don’t like his games.

Rank Wii Fit Trainer (Female) as a Waifu/Husbando

B+ (7) She can give me a workout tonight. Still, I don’t like yoga.

Rank Wii Fit Trainer (Male) as a Waifu/Husbando

B- (5) Not muscular enough.

Rank Wolf as a Waifu/Husbando

A+ (10) My playtime with Wolf won’t end that soon.

Rank Yoshi as a Waifu/Husbando

B (6) Long tongue is a turn-on, weird digestive system is not.

Rank Young Link as a Waifu/Husbando

C (3) Too young. Still drinks milk.

Rank Zelda as a Waifu/Husbando

A (9) A lady in charge who dabs.

Rank Zero Suit Samus as a Waifu/Husbando

A+ (10) I like the whip and heels. She can hunt for my bounty.

Rank Random as a Waifu/Husbando

D (1) I don’t like surprises.

Rank The Sandbag as a Waifu/Husbando

A+ (10) I like a man that enjoys punishment. Also, I like practicing with him in solo.

#super smash brothers #shitpost #i want wolf back

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