Crk reacting to Sleepy! Baker sleeping in unusual spots
Featuring: Pure Vanilla, Dark Cacao, Espresso
Summary: Baker(you) Is always so tired, you could fall asleep anywhere! So that’s exactly what you do.
Pure Vanilla
• He was looking all over the castle for you! He knew you slept a lot so he checked places with comfy spots to lay in like your bedroom and anywhere with a couch. He asked other people in the castle if they’ve seen you but no one has.
• He was getting worried and decided to hurry to his office to write letters to the ancients kingdoms to ask if you left randomly to their kingdom.
• When he finally made it to his office, all of his papers and pens were scattered across the floor. And there you were, sleeping on top of his desk. He knew it would be a pain to pick up and sort the millions of papers he has, but he can’t be mad at you! He took so many pictures of you cause it was so adorable!
• He doesn’t want to wake you up since you look so peaceful! He grabs blankets and pillows form your room to make you more comfortable. He gently raises your head and places the pillows underneath and places the blanket on top of you.
Dark Cacao
• After a few minutes of looking for you himself, he sends many of his guards to look for you to. He tells the watchers to not let anyone into the Kingdom until they find you. As the seconds pass he gets more concerned about where you could be. He sends Crunchy Chip outside the kingdom to go look for you along side some crème wolves.
• Dark Cacao went to his room and accidentally dropped his sword, when he bent down to pick it up he saw an arm poking out from under his bed. He got a closer look and it was you!
•He didn’t dare grab you and pull you out. He told the rest of the guards that you were safe and to not wake you up. He made sure no one made a lot of noise and if they woke you up there would be consequences.
• Once you woke up, he helped you out from under his bed. He then questioned you about how you got under there, why were you under there, why didn’t you sleep on top of the bed instead of under it, and many other questions.
Espresso
• He was working on his coffee magic in his lab again. The smell was strong and kept him awake. He’s been in there for the past few hours, theres was a slight brown fog from all the coffee grounds.
• After awhile he ran out of coffee beans and had to get more. He went over to his cabinet unsuspecting of anything being wrong with it. Once he opened it all he saw was you. You were laying in a way that your body wraps around the cabinet shelfs.
• He just stared at you, wondering how you didn’t wake up from all the coffee and his yelling. He was thinking of a way to get you out of the cabinet without waking you. Latte walked in and saw you in the cabinet and just stared. “Is that Baker?” She said. “Yeah…” Espresso closed the cabinet with you still in it. “Im not sure how they got there and Im not sure I want to.”
• Once you wake up and crawl out of the cabinet like you were in a horror movie. Espresso ask if you’re ok and if he should get healer since he’s not sure what even happened for you to get in there of all places.
I like to think that Pv at least inherited some of Sm's mischievous antics so it's basically like this:
Vanilla: *mischief*
Cacao: *chilling with coffee on the table*
Vanilla: *gets on the table*
Cacao: ..what are you doing
Vanilla: *yeets his coffee*
Cacao: IM- NOOOOOOOO
//While that is pretty funny I think PV wouldn't have his mischief be that mean XD especially since that coffee could end up on someone. he'd probably run off with the coffee though
You know another thing I noticed with the Beasts and our Ancients? The Beasts were baked and dropped into their positions and the Ancients were baked to grow up (whether you believe they were baked as babies or as children or teens already) and choose/get led into their positions.
Unless I’m wrong but nothing really shows that the Beasts had a life like our Ancients did before they got their SoulJams or became kings/queens (White Lily only technically recently got her kingdom)
Pure Vanilla and White Lily went to an Academy (whether as children, teen, young adult is up to you to decide headcanon wise) and at some point met Hollyberry, Dark Cacao and Golden Cheese. I remember somewhere, I could be wrong, that they were just a group of adventurers (One of PV’s lines in the Cookie list if you have him is “I haven’t been on an adventure for a long time!” Or something like that) and eventually split off when they found their SoulJams. I don’t mean split off as in their friend circle because they all came together after PV’s kingdom/castle was founded/made and made a promise in the Solarium of Unity. White Lily was there (WITH HER OWN SOULJAM BTW) for PV’s coronation(which kinda questions where the others were? Y’all weren’t there for your best friend’s coronation? Unless they were there just off screen ig or they were in the process of receiving their own SoulJam or founding their kingdoms while this was happening. After all we don’t know the order of the Ancients founding their kingdoms). So you can kinda see the passage of time with the Ancients with their sprites, if they have or don’t have SoulJams, and what they or others say.
The Beasts were just said to have been baked and then given the SoulJams. Hell maybe we have a situation where the Beasts were teens as well when they were baked but thrown into their positions to wield the SoulJams because the Witch(es) only thought about whether or not these 5 could wield them. So the Beasts are just misguided children (not saying they are children currently. if they were baked as teens they obviously grew into adults and if not, they are already adults). Because also the Witch(es) did nothing to help them really with their powers. Kinda just let them figure it out for themselves and when they went batshit with said powers, just opted to seal them away.
Maybe our Ancients were planned from the start to be the new holders of the SoulJams (i'm basing this off their descriptions on how they were made/born except Golden Cheese mysteriously doesn't have a line or anything in her paragraph saying how she was made) and the Witch(es) hope they can redeem the Beasts.
If the Beasts do get redeemed, I'm hoping they're like the Diamonds in SU where they're silly little aunts/uncles and use their powers for helping Cookies or develop new powers as well to do that.
my big big big wife.... dark cacao..... but sea beast au...
doodled this to get out of art block and somehow it took two hours..... ermrmmm chat what the sigma
anyway i love my big fat wifey sea beast cacaooooo