#daryl dixon incorrect quotes

[celtic-crossbow]

Lydia: Hey, Daryl? Can I get some dating advice?

Daryl: Barkin’ up the wrong tree, kid.

Lydia: But you’re with Y/N?

Daryl: Don’t mean I got a single clue how I did it.

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[lilgoblinbitch]

daryl and carol fluff requested by @kwaydays

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*Y/N walks by. Daryl can't help but stare at her for longer than he should've.*

Carol: Daryl, you are just too obvious.

Daryl: Wha? *He is still watching her walk away.*

Carol: *snickers and nudges him* go talk to her!

*Daryl gives Carol his famous side-eye sneer.*

Daryl: Why would I do tha'?

She was his best friend, and she always saw right through him, no matter how much he denied it.

Carol: Come on, I'm not stupid. You know I know that you have feelings for her! Trust me, she likes you too. I know all the secrets!

Of course she did. Carol was omniscient. But Daryl had a habit of doubting himself.

Daryl: Don't matter.

Carol: *sighs and puts her hand on his shoulder* Stop doubting yourself, you're adorable and you deserve love, pookie.

*She smiles and ruffles his hair, and he blushes.*

Daryl: Alrigh'. I'll talk to her.

Carol: There we go. That's my pookie!

Daryl: *scoffs* Stop.

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first time writing incorrect quotes, lmk if i should write more ₊˚⊹♡

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[arrowenchantress]

Daryl: *Is carrying bags of stuff they just found*

Y/n: *Holds out hand to help*

Daryl: *Aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold Y/ns hand*

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Random person in Alexandria: Wow, your group is so strong. What’s it like being with them?

Y/N: Well, imagine being with some completely mature, civilized, and responsible people

Random person: Oh, wow! That’s great-

Y/N: *having flashbacks to every chaotic moment that has ever gone on with everyone* Now throw that image out the window

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[daddygrimes]

carl: why are you holding hands?

y/n: studies show that holding hands can reduce stress.

carl: oh, i though you were dating or something.

daryl: we are.

y/n: we’re also really fucking stressed.

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[twdxtrevor]

Y/N: would you love me if I was a worm

Daryl: why would i love a worm

. . .

Y/N: (hours later) *sighs loudly*

Rick: what's wrong y/n

Y/N: daryl said he doesn't love me

Daryl: AS A FUCKING WORM

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[hannibals-favourite-meal]

*The group is getting into the car*

Rick: I’m driving.

Y/N, out of view: Shotgun!

Glenn, turning to face Y/N: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Y/N: WOAH-

Y/N, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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[ysoandi]

*playing twister*

Rick: Right hand red.

Daryl: *ends up on top of Y/N*

Y/N: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Rick: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes - The Walking Dead Edition.

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Y/n: "So, Daryl is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night."

Rick: "What, Why?"

Y/n: "Because, I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row."

Daryl: *arms crossed and pouting* "You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass from walkers."

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Rick: *walks into the room*

Y/n: "He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?"

Daryl: "Well, it looks like it’s his own blood this time."

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Y/n: "Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Rick..."

Daryl: As you should be.

Y/n: "No, for real, he's kind of-"

Daryl: "As. You. Should. Be."

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Daryl: *whispering* "So when are we gonna tell them?"

Rick: *whispering* "Just give them a minute."

Y/n: *Pulling harshly on a door that clearly says push.*

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[celtic-crossbow]

gif by @jaaryl

Y/N, trying to put out the kitchen fire: Shit! We need an adult!

Daryl, trying to help: We are adults!

Y/N: We need an adultier adult! Go get Carol!

Daryl: An’ let her see the kitchen on fire?!

Daryl: Hell nah! I’ll get Rick!

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[sam-moose]

y/n: is stabbing someone immoral?

Daryl: not if they consent to it.

Negan: depends on who you're stabbing.

Rick:

Rick: YES?!??

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[arrowenchantress]

Rick: Where’s Daryl and Y/n?

Glenn: Daryl’s teaching them how to drive.

Rick: *screaming* Daryl never learned how to drive!

Meanwhile:

Daryl: So there’s two pedals. Sometimes three but you can ignore the left one.

Y/n: I don’t think-

Daryl: The lines on the road are more suggestions than anything, like the speed limit.

Y/n: Are you sure that-

Daryl: I’m not sure how to turn on the blinkers. Ready?

Y/n: uhhhhh….

Daryl: *Shouting* Go! Go! Go!

Y/n: *floors it*

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *knocks on door*

Rick: *opens the door* Hey, N/N, what can I do for-

Y/N: *grinning, wearing a witch hat* Trick or treat!

Rick: *confused* Trick or-? Y/N, you’re trick or treating in the middle of the apocalypse?

Y/N: *more serious now* Trick or treat

Rick: *sighs* You can’t just-

Carl: *appears next to Y/N out of nowhere, wearing a pirate hat and his eyepatch* Trick or treat!

Rick: Not you too-

Daryl: *appears out of nowhere behind them, wearing a blanket tied around his shoulders as a cape, excited* Did he choose trick?!

Rick: *scared now* Wh-what? N-no-

Michonne: *walking in with her sword and pointing it at Rick* Trick or treat?

Rick: *almost crying because he’s so confused* What are you even supposed to be?! You’re not even dressed up!

Y/N: She’s a ninja. Duh. Now, answer her question

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[daddygrimes]

daryl: how do i make a date really romantic?

carol: try being mysterious.

*later, on a date with y/n*

y/n: so, where are we going?

daryl: none of yer fuckin' business.

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[twdxtrevor]

*Daryl and Y/N starting to get hot and heavy*

Y/N: daryl wait, I have something to say . . Knock knock

Daryl: seriously Y/N you have to do this no-

Y/N knock . knock .

Daryl: FUCK, who's there?

Y/N: dewey

Daryl: dewey who?

Y/N: dewey have a condom handy . .

Daryl: . . your lucky I love you

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[ittybittydino]

Rick: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Rick: One... two... three.

Daryl : ...

Rickl: ...

Rick: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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