#knock knock jokes

[twdxtrevor]

*Daryl and Y/N starting to get hot and heavy*

Y/N: daryl wait, I have something to say . . Knock knock

Daryl: seriously Y/N you have to do this no-

Y/N knock . knock .

Daryl: FUCK, who's there?

Y/N: dewey

Daryl: dewey who?

Y/N: dewey have a condom handy . .

Daryl: . . your lucky I love you

#twd #the walking dead #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes #twd quotes #knock knock jokes #daryl dixon fanfiction #daryl dixon fanfic #the walking dead daryl #daryl dixon #daryl dixon drabbles #daryl dixon fluff #daryl dixon imagine #daryl dixon twd #daryl dixon x reader #daryl dixon x y/n #daryl dixon x you #daryl twd #daryldixon #twd daryl #norman reedus

[marbled-polecat]

Fives may need to work on his comedy routine, but at least it distracted the droids long enough to blow up the base! Captain ‘I used a droid head as a puppet’ Rex is very proud. 

#arc trooper shenanigans #small troopers #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #tcw #the clone wars #knock knock jokes #bad clone jokes

[vikram-campbell-wolfe]

Serena: Knock knock.

Bernie: Who's there?

Serena: Chocolate and honeycomb.

Bernie: Chocolate and honeycomb who?

Serena: Honey comb your hair; it looks like Vikram nested in there overnight.

#knock knock jokes #berena #bernie wolfe #serena campbell #vikram campbell wolfe #incorrect quotes #possums

[delulu4marauders]

31 October, 1981, Potter Manor

voldemort: knock knock

james: who's there?

voldemort: you know

james: you know who?

voldemort:

james:

james: crap.

#marauders headcanon #voldemort #halloween #happy halloweeeeeeen #31 october #james potter #knock knock #knock knock jokes

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

Me: Knock, knock.

My friend: Who’s there?

Me: Woo.

My friend: Woo who?

Me: DUCKTALES! WOO-OO!

My friend: Oh my God. Shut up.

#Tried this today #😂 #my girl friend knows about my obsession with this show #ducktales 2017 #disney #ducktales #disney xd #knock knock #knock knock jokes

[imagine-darksiders]

I want to kiss him on the mouth

#Darksiders #darksiders genesis #War #Strife #Horsemen #himbo #knock knock jokes

[lolli-says-stuff]

Alex: knock knock

Yassen, sighing: who’s there?

Alex: interrupting cow

Yassen: *sigh* interrupting co…

Alex: MOOOOOO

Yassen: …

Alex: :)

#alex rider #yassen gregorovich #alex rider tv #alex rider books #alex rider incorrect quotes #yasha gregorovich #yasha #yassen #knock knock jokes #I am so sorry #so so sorry

[getacluu]

A little joke Graffiti wants to tell Billie, and to all the Billie Bust Up fans.

Graffiti: Hey, Billie. Knock knock!

Billie: Who’s there?

Graffiti: Boo!

Billie: 🤨 …. Really?

Graffiti: 🥺 …..

Billie: … (sigh) Oh, okay! Boo who?

Graffiti: Don’t cry, Barnaby. We’ll come to your party.

Everyone: 😱 NOOOO!

#billie bust up #knock knock jokes #bbu barnaby #barnaby billie bust up #getacluu #bbu billie #bbu

[drlqra]

WE'RE LITERALLY HAVING A KNOCK KNOCK WAR 😭

the fact that i got him with the joe mama too 😭😭

#bsd akutagawa #bsd #bungo stray dogs akutagawa #ryuunosuke akutagawa #bungo stray dogs #knock knock #whatever is this called #PLSSS I CANNOT STOP CRYIGNANJDF #knock knock jokes

[obby98]

What does a transsexual morning person drive?

A trans AM.

#obby98 #joke #random funny #funny #just saying #pun #dont @ me #it was just a joke #dral with it #trans #gay #lgbtq #have a laugh #punny #very punny #very funny #for real though #transexual #car #trans am #am #vehicle #joking #knock knock jokes #knock knock joke #? #pride #trans pride #gay pride #i can practically hear the people whining about this post

[dangerkeith3000x]

#mart virkus #christopher nolan #memento #comic #webcomic #funny #knock knock jokes #ghost #haha #time travel

[msboutofcontext]

#magic school bus #out of context #ms frizzle #ashlee walker club dupree #jessica walter #knock knock #who's there #licha #licha who #licha rolling stone #boo #you suck #knock knock jokes #bad puns #dad jokes #i've got a better one in here somewhere #get off the stage #weathering #erosion #Rocks and Rolls

[amyandshaun]

#interracial couple #mixed couple #drawing #so cute #interracial couples #interracial relationship #interracial #illustration #in love #love #knock knock #knock knock jokes

[writerofweird]

PSA to all cows

You can say "who" instead of "moo" if you want to. Be yourself and do what makes you happy.

Interrupting people is pretty annoying.

#humour #humor #joke #jokes #knock knock #knock knock joke #knock knock jokes #cow #cows

[clockwork-windmills]

knock knock

who’s there?

SS Burya

SS Burya who??

SS Burya gays.

#ace attorney #dgs #dai gyatuken saiban #the great ace attorney chronicles #tgaa #tgaa spoilers #dgs1 spoilers #dgs spoilers #asoryuu #i thought of this ages ago like. almost a year ago #and it still amuses me #but also ow dgs1-2 man #bury your gays #knock knock jokes

[nexfox-art]

My baby sister: knock knock

Me: who's there?

Baby sister: bone

Me: bone who?

Baby sister: woof woof!

I don't care what any of you say; this is peak humor

#funny #lol #jokes #joke #knock knock #knock knock jokes #siblings #sibling life #funny content #funny post #funny jokes #humor #tumblr humor