#random funny

[st4r-t3ars]

The classic Star Wars meme

#for your enjoyment #general kenobi #general grievous #star wars memes #star wars frog #classic memes #obi wan kenobi #frogs #mantis #random funny

[jmichellew-1]

“Why no pastor, I in fact do NOT hear the sound of skin sizzling.”

#obey me #obey me luficer #obey me fanart #obey me nightbringer #random funny

[obby98]

What does a transsexual morning person drive?

A trans AM.

#obby98 #joke #random funny #funny #just saying #pun #dont @ me #it was just a joke #dral with it #trans #gay #lgbtq #have a laugh #punny #very punny #very funny #for real though #transexual #car #trans am #am #vehicle #joking #knock knock jokes #knock knock joke #? #pride #trans pride #gay pride #i can practically hear the people whining about this post

[thedonutdeliverygirl]

Hey, wanna buy some fresh goats milk?

Thanks for the inspo @waitingforthesunrise

#goat milk dealer #random funny #funny #random idk how else to tag this

[discontinued143]

#funny #neighbors #funny neighbors #random funny

[fracturedxpieces-2]

Jack Sikora when you try to show him modern technology:

#David Bowie #random funny

[seriousturd]

#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol) #and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

[mindflayer-inc]

Batman AU

Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.

After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.

Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.

Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?

Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):

#incorrect quotes #batman #batfam #robin #commissioner gordon #bruce wayne #tim drake #joker would probably find it funny #riddler would call cps #random thugs would give batman shit for “giving” robin a gun #yeah 45 magnum isnt standard issue but its funnier if it was

[queenmiii]

#memes #aww #cute animals #lol #haha #random #turtle ducks #funny #funny memes #funny stuff #adorable #cute #funny shit

[wizzidoodles]

In honor of Lucifer’s debut, I’d like to bring back this masterpiece

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel art #funny post #random post #this is so stupid but it’s hilarious to me

[linktoo-doodles]

i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth

#laius thorden #laios touden #kabru #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #Linktoo art #labru #narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway #the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me #its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations #just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him #the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him #hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process #meanwhile #laius is just autistic

[arowrath]

REBLOG if you think they FUCKED RAW !!!!!

#text #sui joke #sry 2 the innocent bystanders (random ppl clicking tbe post to see the original) #im not even really a frerardie but one guy in my notes got mad abt it so i was like WELL I AM WHEN ITS FUNNY ! #so srry abt this post U understand

[obby98]

What kind of cake does a Hispanic Doctor recommend?

Les stresses

Les stresses....

#obby98 #hispanic #hispanics #take a joke #knock knock jokes #knock knock joke #joke #jokes #random funny #funny #humorous #tres leches #three milk cake #pun #dr. #dr #doctor #this joke makes no sense #funny anyway #spanish #mexican #mexico #just saying #please don't at me

[bioethicists]

this is going to sound simplistic + i promise you it's not: stop following people whose entire schtick is being cruel or fighting with others online. even if the ppl deserve it! even if it's not a ~problematic~ cruelty! even if you agree with all of that blog's opinions!

it's one thing if someone snaps back when provoked or posts the occasional "get a load of this guy". nobody needs to play up respectability for people who haven't given them respect in return. but if someone's online identity centers around being needlessly mean for laughs + they're constantly seeking out socially acceptable, easy targets for petty cruelty, that's a red flag. there's a huge difference between not taking shit/cracking a joke + mocking others as your several-hours-a-day hobby.

especially if, when they are inevitably in the wrong + mocking someone mercilessly to their 50k followers over something petty goes south (shocking!), they become extremely defensive or block everyone or play the victim or dismiss it as "well, how was i supposed to know they were autistic? i'm autistic + i don't meow in public" or whatever.

this isn't a "well i knew all along" post bcuz nobody should be shamed for being in the dark about something like this but many of the popular bloggers who have later been exposed for serious harassment or abuse should not have shocked us. if someone's blog is 90% shit like "you should light yourself on fire because you watch x anime" or "look at this so-called lesbian bitch + her ugly fucking boyfriend at a kink convention- it's giving drowned rats", should it really shock you that they are also being cruel or abusive in less internet-acceptable ways? if they've already shown you that they get a such a thrill out of being vicious that they do it daily + are regularly rewarded with thousands of followers?

#it's so bad on other social media platforms too #like the number of tiktokkers whose fame is just being MEAN but in a funny way #towards ppl who have done nothing to deserve it but also are not like. oppressed groups #half the time it's ppl who i also personally dislike or dont relate to but don't deserve like. repeated violent harassment #like sure i also dislike marvel movies but it's far more embarassing to run a blog dedicated to mocking + suicide baiting random marvel fan

[and-corn]

if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it

#comic #comics #comic art #relatable comic #original comic #web comic #webcomic #humor #humorous #funny comic #cute comic #wholesome comic #comic writing #comic strip #true story #shower thoughts #funny thoughts #random thoughts #late night thoughts #deep thoughts #inane ramblings #illustration #storyboard

[galapogos]

I 🧡 listening to music :-D

#random icons #messy icons #dogs icons #funny icons #trashy y2k #y2k layouts #random moodboard #messy moodboard #aesthetic moodboard #alternative moodboard #weirdcore #aesthetic icons #alternative icons #lq icons #cute icons #pet icons #edgy moodboard #edgy aesthetic