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forgetminot · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes - The Walking Dead Edition.

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Y/n: "So, Daryl is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night."

Rick: "What, Why?"

Y/n: "Because, I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row."

Daryl: *arms crossed and pouting* "You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass from walkers."

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Rick: *walks into the room*

Y/n: "He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?"

Daryl: "Well, it looks like it’s his own blood this time."

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Y/n: "Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Rick..."

Daryl: As you should be.

Y/n: "No, for real, he's kind of-"

Daryl: "As. You. Should. Be."

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Daryl: *whispering* "So when are we gonna tell them?"

Rick: *whispering* "Just give them a minute."

Y/n: *Pulling harshly on a door that clearly says push.*

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all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone · 2 months

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Russell: 95% of my job is just like, keeping Troy alive. Dwight, Frank and Sherry: ... Russell: And let me tell you its not a fucking walking in the park! Alright? Last time I left Troy unsupervised his truck got flipped into a ditch and he lost a fight with a fucking tree AND THEN Dwight, Frank and Sherry: ... Russell: He tripped into a goddamn trap. You'd think since he was so tall he could see where he was going but NO! Troy with a tree branch still in his shoulder: You're exaggerating Russell: Am I Troy? Am I??

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blueteller · 11 months

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So, I discovered the "random incorrect quotes generator" and had some fun with it. Here you go 😂

Alberu: So. Choi Han and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Cale: *sighs* …What did Choi Han do? Alberu: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and… Choi Han: *smiles innocently* Do you need a steering wheel, Cale-nim?

Cale: We need to get through this locked door. Bud, give me your money Bud: …Ok, here? Cale: *pockets it* Thanks. Choi Han, kick down the door Bud: …

Eruhaben: While I'm gone - Raon, you're in charge. Raon: Yes!!! Eruhaben: *whispers* On, you're the one actually in charge. On: *whispers back* Obviously.

Basen: Where's Lily? She isn't answering Violan: I'll call Basen: Father and I have both tried six times ea- Violan: Lily! Lily: *in distance* Yes?

Cale: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Choi Han: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Raon: Smad! Cale & Choi Han: … (How can he be so cute)

Tasha: Alberu, tell Mary about the birds and the bees Mary: *stares silently* Alberu: *sweats* Alberu: …They're disappearing at an alarming rate

Cale: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm f***ing pissed Gods: *shiver* (Why do I hear boss music-?)

On: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Raon: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? On: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Hong: …edible! Cale: *shivers in the distance*

Cale: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 billion gallons? Choi Han: *thinks carefully* If you stabbed me, you could just heal me with a potion, and then we could buy another big-a** villa somewhere Clopeh: *enthusiastic* You could stab me too, and then you'd have 20 billion! Choi Han: *pulls out his sword with a smile* …Good thinking

*Archie and Paseton sitting in jail together* Paseton: So, who should we call for help? Archie: …I'd call Cale, but I think I feel safer in jail

Rasheel: *sarcastic* How petty can you get? Mila: *smiling* I once edited historical documents to win an argument I was wrong about Rasheel: *scared* What the f-

Alberu: ...You know those things will kill you, right? Eruhaben: *pouring himself a glass of vodka* That's the point. Choi Han: *smoking 10 cigarettes at once* We're trying to speed up the process. Cale: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Witira: You have to apologize to Paseton Archie: …Fine. Archie: 'Unf*** you', or whatever

Cale: Looking left cause you don't treat me right Choi Han: Looking right because you left Raon: Looking up cause you let me down Alberu: Looking down cause you f***ed up White Star: *bleeding from having his arm ripped off* …What is wrong with you guys??

Alberu: *walks into his bedroom* …Hello, people who do not live here. Cale: Hey. Choi Han: Hello. Raon: Hi cookie prince! Hong: *chewing* Alberu: You know I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only, right? On: *shrugs* We were out of cookies

Cale: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than 'f***' Raon: Human, you poopy dumbo!! Cale: … Cale: …that works, I guess

Alberu: Instructor-nim, why do you always wear black? Choi Han: So that when someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is a valid response. Alberu: *thoughtfully* Hm. I should try that at the next nobles meeting

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Eruhaben* Eruhaben: *hairflips* Fool, are you blind? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived. Also, if you could drag comb through that hair you would be a 7 at most, everyone knows I'm a constant 10-

Raon: Human, you'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens - but it seems I made a mistake! Cale: *sighs* ...What did you do this time?

Deruth: You see, children, nothing in life is free- Lily: Love is free! Basen: Knowledge is free Violan: Artistic inspiration is free Cale: *smirks* Everything is free if you simply loot it

White Star: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Sheritt: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away. White Star: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

(Cage remix) Cage: *drinking* I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Taylor: ...I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away? Cage: Death isn't real, and neither is God God of Death: *sobbing in the distance*

Deruth: Cale… just how many kids do you have? Cale: …Biologically, emotionally, or legally? Deruth: 0_0

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #humor #tcf humor #incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf #crack #tcf crack

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nightshadow1607 · 1 year

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Aizawa: I recognize that the HPSC has given an order, but given that it’s a stupid-ass order, I’ve elected to ignore it

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Hizashi: Can you teach me how to hoe?

Nemuri: Rude

Nemuri: *sips wine*

Nemuri: But yes

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Thirteen: What are you doing?

Snipe: Helping Majima find look for his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago

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Young Hizashi: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different products

Young Hizashi: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Young Hizashi: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good

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Aizawa: *wakes up after a power nap*

Aizawa: Did I die? Is this heaven?

*knocking*

Nemuri: Open up!

Hizashi: It’s us, Zashi and Nem!

Aizawa: Oh. It’s hell

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Hawks: My demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run

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Nedzu: I made tea

Aizawa: I don’t want tea

Nedzu: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea

Aizawa: Then why are you telling me?

Nedzu: It is a conversation starter

Aizawa: That’s a lousy conversation starter

Nedzu: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate *sips tea*

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Hawks: When you’ve work in the Hero Business as long as I have, you develop thick skin

Best Jeanist: *walks passed by Hawks* Yellow is not your color

Hawks: YELLOW BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!

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Interviewer: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Hawks: Not if they consent to it

Mirko: Depends who you’re stabbing

HPSC PR Manager: YES?!

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Recovery Girl: God give me patience

Yagi: I think you mean “give me strength”

Recovery Girl: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead

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Endeavor: I have no fears

Best Jeanist: What if you woke up one day, and All Might became Number One again?

Endeavor:

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Ectoplasm: That’s it. It’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you

Snipe, examinating his gun: Earth isn’t a planet

Ectoplasm, exploding: How the FUCK is EARTH NOT A PLANET--

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Thirteen: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Majima: Not me

Vlad King: *sighing* It’s Aizawa’s turn

Aizawa: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die

Hizashi: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational

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Hizashi: *screams*

Endeavor: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Yagi: Should we do something?

Aizawa: No, I want to see who wins this

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Nedzu: I am, as the kids say, awake

Nemuri: Don’t you mean woke?

Nedzu: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect

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Aizawa, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back one day with a box of nine kittens

Hizashi:

Hizashi: What’s in the box?

Aizawa:

Hizashi: Shouta, what’s in the box?

Aizawa: I think you know

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Miruko: So you can fly, right?

Hawks, confused: Yes?

Miruko: Which means hypothetically you could backflip off the HPSC building

Hawks, eyes lighting up: I could!

Edgeshot, muttering: Not my circus, not my monkeys *leaves the room*

incorrect quotes because why not? (pro heroes edition)

#aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #kayama nemuri #snipe mha #hawks #principal nedzu #best jeanist #miruko #recovery girl #endeavour #ectoplasm #thirteen mha #powerloader #vlad king #edgeshot #incorrect qoute bnha

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azar-rosethorn · 10 months

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Security Breach Incorrect Quotes Part 3

Once again there will be stuff in here that's exclusive to my AU, which I still have nothing figured out about yet, so when those things do come around, just pretend like u know what's going on

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Sun: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

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*Glamrock Freddy is casually searching around the room*

Monty: Hey Freddy, what’re you looking for?

Freddy: My will to live.

*Gregory walks into the room*

Freddy: Oh, there it is.

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Roxy: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more?

Glamrock Chica: But if less is more, then just think of how much more 'more' will be!

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Glamrock Bonnie: *trying to fight off Vanny's control over him*

Monty: You can do it, Bonnie!

Monty: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch!!

(Monty this is why everyone thinks you killed Bonnie you idiot)

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Vanessa: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Monty: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

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Glamrock Chica: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Gregory, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

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Sun: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Roxy: ...what happened?

Sun: I made a VERY bad mistake.

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Sun: honk.

Glamrock Chica: WHAT.

Sun: HONK.

Chica: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

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Vanessa: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Roxy: Fake?

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Vanessa: Dammit, Roxy, you ruined everything!

Roxy: You’re welcome.

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Glamrock Chica: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?

Gregory: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Glamrock Freddy: Bonnie! I thought you were dead!

Glamrock Bonnie: No, just in deep cover.

Freddy: ...But it was an open casket.

Bonnie: It was very deep.

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Roxy, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Glamrock Freddy: I will short circut the language centre of your systems if you say anything like that ever again.

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Glamrock Freddy: I love hearing Vanessa shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

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Glamrock Bonnie: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Glamrock Freddy: I asked Bonnie out.

Roxy: Oh, I’m sorry.

Freddy: Why?

Roxy: Well, I assume he said no.

Freddy: No, he said yes.

Roxy: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.

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Chica: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Roxy, blushing: Okay.

Gregory: It's fucking summer.

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#five nights at freddy's #fnaf incorrect quotes #fnaf gregory #fnaf security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #glamrock bonnie #montgomery gator #roxanne wolf #chica x roxanne #fnaf #fnaf vanessa #5 robots 2 humans sb au

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spacefinch · 1 year

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Pokemon Incorrect Quotes: Sinnoh Edition

Team Galactic Grunt:AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaHHHHhhhhh!

Looker: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

Dawn: I'm in me mum's car, vroom vroom.

Johanna: Get out of me car!

Dawn: Aww.

Barry: *handing out Drifloons* I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Cyrus: I don't have one either.

Dawn: *filming*

Professor Rowan, walking into his lab every day:

"Hello."

Lucas: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire.

Flint: *touches electric fireplace*

Lucas: Oh man, he’s a magic man.

Looker: Why don’t we just relax, or turn on the radio? WOULD YOU LIKE HAM, OR—

Fantina: Hi, I'm Fantina and I'm your freestyle dance teacher.

Looker: *slides down a ramp* Good evening.

Dawn, Lucas, and Barry (gathered around a lettuce): Cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su, LETTASU, LETTASU, LETTASUUUUUU!

Barry: We actually have the chip reader now.

Lucas: Oh yeah? *pulls out Dorito* hmmmm….

Barry: Oh it’s not gonna work with that kind of chiiiiii…….

Transaction completed.

Barry: I go to Home Depot

Barry: I eat the tools

Palmer: Stop it

Barry: Crumch

Cynthia: I swear, the next one of you to say "weird flex, but okay" is going to regret it.

Bertha: …

Flint: …

Aaron: …

Lucian: Preposterous boast, but alas.

Cynthia: *facepalm*

Lucas: Early to bed, early to rise, Burger King burger with Burger King fries

Dawn: Later to rise, later to bed, Burger King burger on Burger King bread

Barry: Eat at morning, eat at night, I participate in a Burger King fight

Volkner: Normalize replying to emails with "what."

Lucas: Hey did you hear that Joe contracted ligma? They had to do a surgery on his updog.

Professor Rowan: Who’s Joe? What’s ligma? What’s updog?

Lucas: *inhales*

Dawn: Non-binary people don't owe you androgyny.

Barry: One does owe me money, though.

Dawn: No offense but…

Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople

Been a long time gone, oh Constantinople

Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople

Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople

So if you’ve a date in Constantinople

She’ll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

Why they changed it I can’t say

People just liked it better that way

Lucas: asadsfjdsglgjlks

Professor Rowan: What is that?

Lucas: It's a keyboard smash

Rowan: How do I do that?

Lucas: Just press any key lol

Rowan: 7

Barry: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology and not grave robbing?

Cynthia: As an archaeologist, I find this a VERY AWKWARD QUESTION.

Barry: Answer the question, grave robber.

Barry: Before you leave the house, think of the acronym "WOWEE:"

Wallet

phOne

Wkeys

Egg

Egg (backup)

Volkner: You don’t have to "ship" things… just a reminder.

Lucas: Yeah, you could deliver them inste94q0ugpwsb nglsjki/rrhxbijbvnldkzOLHLNF>O(PJFVD

Volkner: Poor thing… walked right into an electrical fence while speaking…

Looker: *banging on door* OPEN UP, IT’S THE POLICE!

Lucas: It’s okay, I’m innocent.

Looker: THE FASHION POLICE!

Lucas: *looking down at sandals over socks* Oh no.

Fantina: Spirits, if you are here, speak to us.

Roark: JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED—

Volkner: *reading AA battery label* Aaahh.

Volkner: *reading AAA batteries: AAAAAHHHH.

Volkner: *reading AAAA batteries:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Palmer: Barry, go put those popsicles back.

Barry, grabbing all the popsicles and sliding away: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHIIIIIING

Cyrus: We all die someday. You either kill yourself or you get killed. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

Barry: Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? I find that hard to believe. Stop feeding me these lies.

Lucas: Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

Dawn: And to be honest, it was a little bit frightening.

Lucian: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Byron: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Lucian: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Byron: Hmm... I've been drinking cola and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

Cyrus: Team Plasma is going to change the world.

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: For the better?

Cyrus:

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: . . . For the better, right?

Flint: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Cynthia: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Volkner, zipping into the room: FLOOR IT!

Flint: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!

Cynthia: You're GOING to burn the building down.

Flint: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES!

Volkner: DO IT!

Cynthia: NO.

Roark, in front of a fence with Cranidos behind it: Even the babies are some of the most dangerous animals in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure and there's no possible- OH MY ARCEUS

Byron: *hands Barry a harmonica*

Byron: you play it, you get a million Pokedollars, but a million people will die-

Barry: *furiously plays harmonica*

Byron: BARRY NO-

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that-weird-skeleton-bastard · 5 months

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✨Cult of the lamb incorrect quotes✨ (bishops edition) (and lambert is there too)

Leshy: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

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*While the Squad is in a battle* Shamura, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! Leshy: Take it back now y'all!

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Heket: What did you get on your shirt? Lambert: Rust. Heket: From what? Lambert: Weapons. Kallamar: Time for more adult supervision.

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Lambert: Man, I’m gonna get fat if you keep feeding me all these chips and junk! Narinder: I’M NOT! I was eating them and you took them. Lambert: You said I should try some! Narinder: I said they were good. Lambert: That’s not how I heard it.

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Heket: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Kallamar: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back... Lambert: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Leshy: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Shamura: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Narinder: Mental stability, my old friend! Heket: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

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Leshy: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Kallamar: Leshy, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Leshy: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly? Heket: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

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Lambert, handing a balloon to Narinder: I have no soul. Have a good day! Narinder, walking off: I don't have one either.

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Leshy: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? Shamura: ICARUS?

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Narinder: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Heket: Narinder: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Heket: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin? Narinder: The same way I make onion rings! Narinder: *grabs a chainsaw*

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Leshy: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Heket: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Leshy: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Heket: But I heard a siren. Narinder: That was Kallamar. Kallamar: Sorry, I got nervous.

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Heket: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh... Kallamar, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you? Heket, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???

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Narinder: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Kallamar: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Narinder: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Kallamar: You forgot pride. Narinder: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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Shamura: Show me Pennsylvania. Leshy: I don’t know Canadian geography.

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Shamura: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Lambert, Narinder, & Leshy: Okay. Shamura: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Lambert: Bold of you to assume I have money. Kallamar: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Narinder: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Narinder: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it. Shamura: Narinder, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Lambert?

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Lambert: Narinder- Narinder: *sighs* Shamura used to call me Narinder... Lambert: ...Because it's your fucking name.

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Narinder, holding out a cookie for Lambert: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you! Lambert: *Ugly crying* Narinder, holding out another cookie for Leshy: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! Leshy, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?!

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#cult of the lamb #cotl incorrect quotes #cotl shitpost #cotl memes

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pevensiechase · 1 year

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars Incorrect Quotes As Said By My Friends

Ahsoka [about Barriss]: I was friends with a murderer... ------ Anakin: Okay, we're not gonna eat cucumbers today Obi-Wan: Those are celery Anakin: It's the same thing ------ Obi-Wan [about Anakin]: Is he making a second Orbees pool? I swear, if he's making a second Orbees pool... ------ Anakin: I did jiu jitsu! I'm so smart! - [ten seconds later] Rex [about Anakin]: Anndddd...he's on the ground ------ Echo: Well, we should either video this...or- Fives: No. There's no other option. We're just gonna record it. ------ Obi-Wan: You just went from pop to Beethoven. ------ Ahsoka: Why did you use such a big knife for a strawberry? Anakin: It's the only one we had left! ------ Echo: They're already dead! You can't assassinate someone if they're already dead, Fives! ------ Kix: I can't wait to go to forensic science. And we're gonna look at more femurs and pelvises and humeruses. ------ Tech: The people in my physics class didn't know what a kriffing seagull was! ------ Kix: Wait, go back. That one. That one's the medkit because that's the symbol for bacta. Jesse: Wait, you know what bacta is? Kix, the literal medic for the 501st: *looks into the camera like on The Office* ------ Wrecker: And then they set the place on fire! It was hilarious! ------ Cody: My entire life is a joke. ------ Fives: I knew. I was just making sure that you knew that I knew. ------ Boost: WHY DO I ALWAYS PUT THESE SOCKS ON INSIDE OUT?! ------ Fives: Where's the cleaner? Echo: In the other room. Fives: This thing? The thing that looks like a goose? ----- *toilet flushes* Hardcase: HIYAHHH Jesse, walking out of the bathroom: *shrieks* ------ Fives: You want me to think? Do you know how dangerous that is for me to do? ------ Anakin: Chartreuse? It's a yellow-green. I learned that from Blue's Clues. And the color was chosen by a cat named Periwinkle. ------ Tech: I have no idea how football works. It's like "throw the ball, touchdown! 5 points!" The rest of the Bad Batch: Uhhhh, it's 6 points. Tech: Wait, a touchdown is 6 points? I thought it was five points! ------ Obi-Wan [to Anakin]: Do you see what Yoda says? Yoda is right. ------ Cody, reading paperwork: WHERE DOES IT SAY KRIFFIN' WALT DISNEY? ------ Anakin: Charge your phone, woman. ------ Hardcase: Oh, I knew a horse that did that! Jesse: That horse was autistic.

(Part 2, coming soon!)

Edit: Part 2 is up!

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

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radicaldadood · 2 years

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Rottmnt incorrect quotes based on some legendary Halloween vines cuz it's SPOOKY MONTH BABY if u don't recognize these vines then ur too young man (I would've do edits but I'm lazy)

Sunita, whispers: you guys wanna hear something scary?

April: yea

Sunita: ..my grades.

April: *shrieks*

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Leo, crawling while getting chase by Piebald: AAAAaaAaAAaaAaaa-

April: YALL STFU I GOT WORK IN THE MORNING

Leo in lowercase: AAaAaa-

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??? in scary voice wearing ghostface outfit: Are you home alone?

Donnie: no, my friend April's over.

???: What did I tell you bout having people over?

Donnie: DAD!! STAPH!!

Splinter: ok sorry Purple, sorry.

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Serial killer: *walks closer*

Big Mama: no no!

Serial killer: *slide their knife onto the wall*

Big Mama: n- My new wallpaper.

Big Mama: *change form*

Seriel killer: ah shit-

Big Mama: *charge*

Serial killer: AAA-

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Turtles: trick of treat!

Hypno: I've got a trick.

Turtles: we prefer treat.

Hypno: ...*fold cards grumpily*

Hypno: then get the faq off my property.

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Mrs Cuddles: *sneaks behind*

Raph, turn around: AAAAAAAA- *points* SPIDER!!

Mrs Cuddles: *HIGH PITCHED SCREAM*

Both, run while continue screaming: *MC carrying Raph away*

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Serial killer: gimme the knife so I can kill you!

Mikey: no. Say "can I borrow it?"

Serial killer: can I borrow it?

Mikey: here you go. *runs* AAAAA-

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April: if there's any spirit in this room..

April: tell me, does this sound like Shakira? LELELOLELOLE

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*creepy intense music*

*red stains falls on Donnie's shoulder*

Donnie: *rub the stains*

Donnie: *looks up slowly*

Splinter, on a roof: my popsicle is melting.

Donnie: DANG IT DAD!!

Splinter: I can't get down.

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Saw guy: Would you like to play a game?

Sunita: nooo please no!

Saw guy: no seriously, play a game.

Sunita: ok-

*later*

Saw guy, holding monopoly money: you're totally cheating!

Sunita, takes his money: nope, I won ahahah!

Saw guy: UGHH!

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Splinter: alright sons, before you keep your candies let me see what you have in your bags so I can check it.

Mikey: oo I got a snickers!

Leo: I got drugs.

Splinter: give those to me!

Leo: get your own!

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Splinter, reading Mikey's halloween drawing: I had a grat tim win I was checmcret. I had los avi macup on my fas. (I had a great time when I was trick or treating. I had a lots of makeup on my face.)

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April: I love Halloween, it's the one time of year you could be whatever you wanna be!

Cassandra: I'll never be what would I be what I wanna be.

April:

April: I'm gonna be a witch!

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Draxum: trick of treat.

Leo: ooh shit! W-what are you supposed to be?

Draxum: myself?

Leo: you did a good job cuz you are ugly mf-

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Turtles in transparent walks in: *laughing*

Turtles: *stop laughing when they see their laid bodies in horror*

Mikey:..I think we're dead...

Turtles: ....

Leo: EY LOOK HOW DONNIE DIED

Donnie's body: *laying face flat on the floor ass in the air*.

Others: *LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF*

Donnie:

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forgetminot · 1 year

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MASTERLIST

♡ Fluff ✷Angst メDeath ✧Smut ✿My Favourites

Leon Kennedy

Three Questions - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ♡✷

Talk To Me - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ♡✷✿

Be Careful - Leon Kennedy x Ashley Graham ♡✷

Till Death Do Us Part - Leon Kennedy x gn reader (Based on Corpse Bride) ✷メ

Promise - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ✷✷メ

Teach Me - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ♡

Trust Me - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ✷♡

Broken - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ✷✷

Egg? Egg. - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ♡

Promises And Excuses - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ♡♡✿

Safe And Sound - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ✷♡

Home Sweet Home - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ♡♡

Bubble Bath - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ♡♡✿

All For You - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ✷♡♡

Aftercare - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ✧♡♡

A Familiar Face - Leon Kennedy x gn reader ✷

Arthur Morgan

A Quick Sketch - Arthur Morgan x gn reader ♡♡

Sharing Cigarettes - Arthur Morgan x gn reader ♡♡

Distant Memory - Arthur Morgan x female reader ♡✷✿

Paranormal - Arthur Morgan x gn reader ✷

Daryl Dixon

My Hero - Daryl Dixon x gn reader ♡♡✷

Please Don't Go - Daryl Dixon x gn reader ✷✷メ

Dean Winchester

All Of You - Dean Winchester x male reader ♡♡

I Don't Bite - Dean Winchester x male reader ♡✷

Rick Grimes

Stay With Me - Rick Grimes x gn reader ✷✷

I'm Not Going Anywhere - Rick Grimes x gn reader ✷♡

Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes - The Walking Dead Edition

Incorrect Quotes - Resident Evil Edition

Incorrect Quotes - Resident Evil Edition Pt.2

Incorrect Quotes - Leon Kennedy x Y/n Edition

Incorrect Quotes - Leon Kennedy x Y/n Edition Pt.2

Incorrect Quotes - Stranger Things Edition

Incorrect Quotes - Leon Kennedy x Y/n Edition Pt.3

Incorrect Quotes - Arthur Morgan x Y/n Edition

Incorrect Quotes - Red Dead Redemption Edition

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all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone · 4 months

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Okay so I don't like how Serena died {FTWD thoughts}

Serena shouldn't have been dead, we should have been able to see Troy and her and Tracy be a family and be happy.

Serena shouldn't have been sacrificed for the plot in order to bump up the Clarks. No, leave Troy and his wife and their happiness alone

IN WHAT UNIVERSE WOULD TROY LET HIS WIFE GO ON A RUN ALONE???? Like, just NO. WTF.

Serena would have helped people, yes, I think she was a good person, but I don't think she would have put her life at risk like that especially when there was the chance she might not come back and cost Troy his wife and little Tracy her mother.

ALSO how did Alicia save Serena? Like after she got bitten they sent out a call for help, and Alicia answered. But it would have had to have been super quick response wise. You gotta cut the bite off quick.

Also we’re supposed to believe Troy Otto wouldn’t know what to do and where to cut?? Come on people

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I Hate You More Incorrect Quotes

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Sasha: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Marianna: Sasha? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.

Sasha: I'll stop twice on the way back.

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Sasha, texting Cody: Cody there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Sasha: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Sasha: Cody

Cody: Cody is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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Barbra: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.

Seth & Sasha:

Seth: Was it Sasha?

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Cody: *Gives a bouquet to Sasha*

Sasha: You know I'm allergic.

Cody: That's the point.

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Sasha: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Cody!

*Neither of them die*

Cody: …

Sasha: …

Cody: So do you wanna talk about somethi-

Sasha: No thank you.

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Athena: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?

Sasha: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Rhea: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Seth: Yeah-

Sasha: *kicks in the door*

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Marianna: I'm never having a debate with Sasha again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

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Seth: A decision had to be made.

Sasha: And you fucked it up!

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Athena: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Sasha: I'm a knife.

Cody, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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Seth: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?

Randy, exasperated: WHY?!?

Randy points at Cody: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!

Randy points at Sasha: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!

Randy points at Seth: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Randy: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Barbra: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Sasha: Is that a picture of you?

Barbra: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Sasha: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Cody: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Marianna: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Barbra: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Rhea: If I fall…

Dom: I’ll be there to catch you.

Marianna: *looks at Randy* What if I fall?

Randy: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Cody: *watches these two interactions*

Cody, to Sasha: And if I fall?

Sash: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Sasha: Cody annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Rhea: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Sasha: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

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Sasha: The stars are so beautiful...

Cody: They're just giant balls of gas.

Sasha: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Cody: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Sasha: Oh...

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Cody: Are you ready to commit?

Sasha: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Seth, walking into Cody and Sasha’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.

Cody: What was it about?

Sasha: No, don’t ask them that!

Cody: Why not?

Sasha: Cause they’ll answer!

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Seth, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Seth: THERE. Now send it.

Dom:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Seth: JUST DO IT!

later

Marianna: So what does it say?

Cody, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."

Marianna:

Athena:

Sasha: Gross-

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Athena: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.

Marianna: Go to church.

Marianna: WAIT—

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Marianna: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Randy: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Marianna: I—

Marianna: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Sasha: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Sasha: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Athena: Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Sasha: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Athena: You forgot pride.

Sasha: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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Sasha: Hey, Mom?

Barbra: Yeah?

Sasha: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Barbra:

Barbra: Where’s Seth?

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Cody: We call that a traumatic experience.

Cody, turning to Seth: Not a "bruh moment".

Cody, turning to Athena: Not "sadge".

Cody, turning to Sasha: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Randy: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Dom: ...

Dom: What a stupid fucking quote.

Dom: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

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Dom: *writing a letter*

Dom: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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Barbra: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.

Barbra: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Sasha: ...Thanks.

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@alyyaanna

#oh my fucking goooood #cody rhodes #cody rhodes x you #wwe imagine #cody rhodes fic #cody rhodes imagine #wwe smackdown #cody rhodes smut #wweedit

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❈ Intro

Hello, I’m Kelps the Shifter formerly know as Miss Shifter. I’m a POC girl and a minor. I’m here to help with your shifting, shifting motivations and manifestations troubles. I’m basically here for anything spiritually or shifting related. I’ll also be sharing some of my experiences along the way.

❈Masterlist

||Meet Me in My Drs||

Main Walking Dead Dr

Vampire Diaries Dr

Disenchantment Dr

Shameless Dr

Diabolik Lovers Dr

|| Dr Quotes||

Damon Salvatore

Quote One (Character Ai)

Quote Two (Character Ai)

Quote Three (Character Ai)

||Dr Memes||

tvdu (Bonnie finding out about my powers)

My Walking Dead Dr as memes

My Vampire Diaries Dr as memes

||Dr edits||

Me and Damon (First look vs Last)

|| Incorrect Quotes||

The Vampire Diaries

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

The Walking Dead

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

||Dr Dreams||

The Vampire Diaries

Zombiess 🧟‍♀️

||Lyrics as People in My Dr||

Walking Dead DR

The Vampire Diaries DR

Disenchantment DR Shameless DR

❈My Desired Realities

The Walking Dead (I have 6)

The Vampire Diaries

Disenchantment

Shameless

Diabolik Lovers

Work in Progresses

H20/ Mako Mermaids

Big Mouth

Inside Job

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just-sonic-things · 5 months

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Incorrect Quotes (Sonic Edition!)

Some of these are from my weird mind, so don't mind me!

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Shadow: *Posing for a picture* Sonic: *Taking forever to figure out how Shadow's phone works* Shadow: Sonic, I am BEGGING you. I will never look this good again. Hurry the FUCK UP.

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Knuckles: *Banging his head on the wall out of frustration* Amy: Stop that! You'll hurt yourself! Knuckles: Would you rather me explain why I'm upset? We both know that'll make you JUST as enraged. Amy: … *Starts banging her head on the wall*

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KNUXADOW SHIIPP c: Knuckles: Hey Shadow, wanna know my favorite letters of the alphabet? Shadow: I'll humor you I guess… Knuckles: U R A QT. Shadow: *Silence* That was both smooth & so fucking stupid

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Espio: Being a ninja means I'm always on guard, always on point Knuckles: Never returning my texts. *Espio looks at his phone* Espio: … Shit–

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(Tails after discovering a drink called "Battery Acid") Tails: Sonic. I KNOW you know better than this— Sonic: *Has already drank 2 glasses* Dude, I'm practically hearing colors right now… I don't know how you thought I "KnEw BeTtEr"

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Espio: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— Vector: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

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MORE KNUXADOW!! Shadow: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Knuckles: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Shadow, already taking off his clothes: God, Knuckles, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Espio: You know what. It's time I go outside and do my meditation. I bet it'll be a lot nicer out there. Hearing the birds, gentle winds... *In comes Sonic beating Eggman's ass again* Espio: *Slowly closes the door* And we are now closing the door. Breathe in... *Door closes* And out...

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Tails: Hey Knuckles, you know what the best thing about you is Knuckles: *Smiles* Aw, what is it buddy? Tails: I love how you'll say absolutely anything that's on your mind. Even if it's dead fucking wrong! Knuckles: ... *Deep inhale ; Sarcastic tone* Gee, thanks. You wanna know what's great about you? Tails: What's that? Knuckles: *New York accent* Fuckin NOTHIN'. You unappreciative little shit-

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Even MORE Knuxadow!! :D Knuckles: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Shadow! Shadow: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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... Can you tell Knuxadow is my top tier ship? X3 *The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting* Shadow: *Walks in and sits on Knuckles' lap* The Squad: … Sonic: Why are you sitting there? Shadow: There’s no free seats! Tails: But we made sure there was enough room for- Knuckles: *Hugs Shadow tightly* There are no free seats.

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Shadow: There should just be a day where I can avoid everybody in the WORLD. Amy: You could literally do that any day of the week if you wanted to. Shadow: Yeeaahh, but there's this one guy- Amy: Knuckles is the exception. Not the rule. Shadow: See, you GET me-

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Espio: I am a ninja. Sonic: No, you’re not. Espio: Did you see me do that? Sonic: Do what? Espio: Exactly.

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Sonic: So like... We have gay men, lesbian women, bi men and women and vice versa... So what's that one where you're sure you'd rather just have a chili dog or two than sleep with anyone ever Knuckles: I'm pretty sure you just described being Asexual. Sonic: ... A sexual what?

#sonic fandom #incorrect quotes

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hot-girls-favorite-is-daniel · 3 months

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Conversation between me & my friends (slightly edited) as six the musical incorrect quotes:

Anna *watching Hazbin Hotel w the gang*: wait so the god of hell, first demon ever there is French…? so what does that tell us about French people?

Kat: wait….

Anne: I’m right here.

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Anna: it’s kinda bright

Kat: not really ??? Anna: well that’s because I have blue eyes and you have brown eyes so the world is brighter for me so therefor I’m happier

Kar: probably true

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Anne: *on her Snapchat story* I love u Mr.Beast, I want u forever n ever, no one can take you away from me

Kathy: Anne it is 7 am are you mentally okay?

Anne: yeah I just really love Mr.Beast

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Kat: *in the queens gc* GUYS

guys

wake up

hello?

HELP I JUST FLASHED MY BISTLE WHISTLE AT MY DEAD GRAMMA!!!!

Lina: …Kat it is 7:15 in the fucking morning what the fuck fin you mean by you “flashed your bistle whistle at your dead gramma”

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Mary: *from the other side of the house* BITCH-

Kat: you know I’m sexy UGH don’t call just text me

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Elizabeth: *paragraph long rant about annoying kid at school and why they don’t wanna be friends anymore but aren’t sure*

Anna: also an erection is when your d#ck gets hard

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H#nry: YOUR CHEATING ON ME. ?!?!?!?

Kat: Girl you added me to a group chat with all of your wives :|

(This one was not edited btw 🤭)

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Anne: I love my family and all but one time I said I hate Sheldon from Young Sheldon and they asked why.

Jane: haha. Wait why?

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Elizabeth: ugh fuck

Anne: THAT IS A BAD FUCKING WORD AND I WILL NOT FUCKING TOLERATE YOU SAYING THAT SHIT

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Anne: how was school today?

Kat: I told someone to shut the fuck up today so I’m very proud of myself because that took some confidence

Anne: good for you :D

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Anna: *in gc* my gramma doesn’t know how to text very well… (very misspelled weird autocorrect one thing said I will bite you for some reason ??)

Jane: oh god, I hope she doesn’t bite you ???

Anne: I hope she does.

Lina: what is wrong with you now I have a mental image of Anna’s gramma biting her arm

Anne: omg Jeffery Dahmar core 😝

Jane: okay that’s a bit much….

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Lina: Jesus is actually so hot…

Kat: Nooo Mr.Beast is my POOKIE

Anna: you know who’s hot… *image of Nick Avacado*

Anne: no, the hottest is Freddy Fazbear, if I was crying child I would have kissed Freddy IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Kathy: what about golden Freddy?

Anne: mwah mwah mwah

Kat: what about spring trap?

Anne: I want his trap

everyone: WHATTTT

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Anne: what if I drove the hours to your country and pulled up outside you house(castle?) and walked in and said “it’s so preppy in here” what would you do then?

Lina: …..where do you even come up with this stuff?

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Kat: *while Anna is sleeping* RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL ,ET DOWN YOUR LONG EYEBROWS……OH WAIT….YOU DONT HAVE ANY

Anna: …….why is there someone outside my window

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Jane: why are you the way that you are?

Anne: because I drank the among us potion at exactly 3 am, I got it from the dark web, and supposedly when I drink the among us potion at 3 am I turn into the imposter from among us

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Mary: *post the among us potion video with the title “go hang out with your younger sibling: the younger sibling:*

Jane: *replying to story* Oh no! What happens when you drink the potion?

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*the queens in the car*

Lina: hey siri Text Jane that’s good to hear COMMA hope you are doing well PERIOD

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Kat: who would you say is the bullied one out of this group???

Mary: you.

Kat: haha 🙂 fair 🙂

(also the queens all know fnaf lore now bc I said so it doesn’t fit them I just need them too)

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fancyfeathers · 4 months

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Society of Protection (Yandere Bungo Stray Dogs x reader x original characters) (normalized yandere au)

Incorrect Quotes

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Dr. Stevenson: Here's some advice

Fukuchi: I didn't ask for any

Dr. Stevenson : Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

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Leo, pointing: May I sit there?

Gaston: That's my lap

Leo: That doesn't answer my question, Gaston.

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Jane, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Lewis: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Jane, with the tone of someone who is used to Lewis: Outstanding.

Jane: This is what I’m talking about people.

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(Name), watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Alexandre: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Atsushi: You saved me. I owe you my life. (Name): No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Lewis: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Dr. Stevenson, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Lewis:

Lewis: fsh

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Dr. Stevenson, tending to William’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

William: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Jane : How petty can you get?

Gaston : I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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*Victor and Alexandre skipping stones on lake*

Victor: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Alexandre, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Jane about (Name): Apparently we're getting a new Society member.

Lewis: Are we stealing them?

Henrik: New or used?

Jane: Just wonderful responses, both of you.

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Dr. Stevenson: god give me patience

Tecchou: uh, don’t you mean ‘god give me strength?’

Dr. Stevenson: if god gave me strength, you’d all be dead.

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Dazai: You want me so bad, it's like crazy.

(Name): Who told you that?

Dazai: The voices in my head.

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Fyodor: Is it because I'm sp-

Gaston: Oh you're special alright

Leo: Especially fucking annoying.

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Lewis: Oooh, a train!

Henrik: We’re in a train station, Lewis

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Emma: I need to borrow your knife -

Henrik: Which one? I have my pocket knife, my hunting knife, my people opener knife, my kitchen knife . . .

Lewis: I'm sorry your what knife?

Henrik: My kitchen knife?

Lewis: No, the one before that-

Henrik: Oh! My people opener knife! Yeah that one is great!

Lewis:…

Emma: I need to borrow 'people opener'

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(Name): I am a responsible adult!

Ango: *raises brow*

(Name): I- I am an adult. I think.

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Leo: *tapping fingers on table*

Gaston: *taps fingers back furiously*

Ango: …What’s going on?

(Name): Morse code. They’re talking.

Leo: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Gaston: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Gaston: I have been thinking of ways to kill Fyodor every day for the past 7 years.

Ango: So...you have been thinking about Fyodor every day for the past 7 years?

Gaston, confidently: Yes!

Ango:...

Gaston: Wait I didn't mean LIKE THAT

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