#david is lowkey bi and Michael is highkey bi

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David Tennant vs furniture.

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #david tennant #good ineffable husbands #welsh seduction machine #the white curl #crowley #soft scottish hipster gigolo #david and michael #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #David can’t sit straight to save his life

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Michael talking about/confirming having a crush on a man on The Assembly tonight.

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #the assembly #can we please stop calling him straight now? #i think Michael has been telling us exactly who he is for a long time now #between all of the film roles he's played and talking about his attractions to men in real life #Michael is not hiding #even if he doesn't label it specifically #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #gifs by me

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They literally went from this:

To this:

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #david tennant #good ineffable husbands #welsh seduction machine #the white curl #crowley #david and michael #young michael sheen #bright young things #miles maitland #good omens bts #biggest drama queen tournament #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #low profile lovers

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| Michael as Miles Maitland in Bright Young Things, 2003 vs. Michael talking about David on The Assembly, 2024.

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #the assembly #bright young things #miles maitland #the parallels are paralleling #sometimes i think about the fact that Michael has played so many queer roles #and how they all represent different parts of him #and how he keeps saying that he pours so much of himself into every role #life imitating art #or vice versa #or both #i think Michael has been telling us exactly who he is for a long time now #even if he doesn't label it specifically #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #discourse #gifs by me

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I am entirely floored at the discourse that's been happening on social media (mainly Twitter) since Michael confirmed that his first crush was on John Taylor, to where I actually saw someone describe Michael as a "non-practicing bisexual."

Not only does this go right back to what I wrote last year about how in the past it was only okay for men to be gay/bisexual on TV and in film as long as they never acted on it, but I am nearly 100% certain that if Michael had said his first crush was a girl, no one would think he hadn't thought about kissing or having sex with them. In one fell swoop, this manages to disregard every other comment Michael has made about finding men sexually attractive, not to mention him going to the Scala Cinema in Kings Cross in the '80s--a place known for having late night gay orgies and nicknamed the 'Sodom Odeon'--and coming up with an entire head canon for Aziraphale and Crowley revolving around that.

Also, Michael Sheen has not spent the last five years making it extremely clear--both on and off screen--that he would fuck David seven ways from Sunday (and probably already has) just to have his sexuality erased by calling him a "non-practicing bisexual"...

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #and you best believe there are more examples than this #but my god #i can't even with this nonsense #'non-practicing bisexual' i mean #what does it take at this point #other than Michael being photographed with his lips vapor locked around David's cock #i'm having war flashbacks to David's 'not an active participant' BAFTA interview #do people honestly think that means neither of them have actually been with a man? #i think Michael has been telling us exactly who he is for a long time now #david is lowkey bi and Michael is highkey bi #ineffable lovers #thoughts #discourse #gifs by me

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When you get caught by the librarian trying to sneak away for a snogging session, and some heavy petting, in the library.

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #david tennant #good ineffable husbands #welsh seduction machine #crowley #the white curl #soft scottish hipster gigolo #david and michael #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #where is the lie

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That’s how it starts, two unsuspecting hearts.

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #david tennant #good ineffable husbands #welsh seduction machine #the white curl #crowley #bright young things #miles maitland #ginger littlejohn #unsuspecting hearts #soft scottish hipster gigolo #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi

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Why do they look like they’ve just come out of a church and are announcing their marriage to the world press?

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #david tennant #good ineffable husbands #welsh seduction machine #the white curl #crowley #soft scottish hipster gigolo #they’re idiots your honor #they’re married #sheet got real #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #david and michael

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So, it looks like the SAG-AFTRA strike is finally over which means Michael and David can re-enact this moment and actually just snog for several very long minutes on camera before pulling back and straightening* themselves out and nonchalantly continuing to talk about the kiss in GO 2...

*As much as it is possible for either one of them to be straight, at least...

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #good omens 2 #sag-aftra strike #there is also a very very hot end-of-strike MS/DT fic on AO3 #a fitting celebration for this new soon to be extremely gay era #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #bless #please universe make this happen #ineffable lovers

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After seeing all those stories of Georgia going shopping with David (I'm honestly surprised that David knows how to drive, I don't know why), I think David is fed up with so much video.

@electronic-chocolate @victorianlonging Okay, so...I have indeed seen all of the stories that are referenced here, and I think a couple of things can be true at the same time. But let's first get the visual up for anyone who hasn't seen it (all in one video, for ease of viewing):

The first thought that I had is how reminiscent this was of what we've seen recently, with Georgia filming David when he seemingly really doesn't want to be filmed (such as at that festival last month).

What also came to mind is something I think at least several of us thought of (if my DMs are any indication), which is that David is clearly, visibly annoyed. There's no real way to not notice it, with him looking incredulous in the car (though I did laugh when he said "I'm not dressed for this," given how adorable he looked without even realizing it), and then when she sets the tone by immediately using the word "content." There's no question that that's what the objective of this was: To have content of/with David that Georgia could post to garner attention.

Once they're in the store, we see him balling up the shopping bags in his hands, which to me came across as a sign of anxiety. And given how non-confrontational we know David is, it's almost amazing to hear him respond to Georgia's "Say hi!" with an immediate "Nope." And the whole thing sort of becomes what you might call a self-narrating zoo exhibit (or "self-paparazzi," as I recently heard someone aptly describe it) where David is literally just trying to shop for groceries while Georgia is sticking a camera in his face.

We also notice that at one point, David is recognized by some fans and stops to take a picture with them, which when you think about it is likely a regular occurrence, since he has one of the most famous faces in the country. But because that is the case, you'd also think he would feel a sense of relief when those interactions are over and he no longer has to be "on"...until he goes back to Georgia and she is filming him. And as good-natured as David is, there's no doubt that it must get a little tiring after a while.

All that said--and in the interest of providing a balanced perspective--it is possible that David was playing things up, to an extent, and perhaps even exaggerating some of the annoyance that we saw. And there was something else about this that stood out to me, and that deserves discussion: His shoes...

Yes, David was wearing gay pride Doc Martens. GAY PRIDE BOOTS, ladies and gentlemen and those of other gender persuasions. And when we realize this is the case, everything about this vlog/series of stories starts to gets very interesting. Because while the shoes were by no means the focal point of the Insta stories, Georgia had to know that David's eagle-eyed fans would clock them right away. And clock them they did (and I also noticed this pair of Pride-themed Doc Martens, and would not be at all surprised to learn that David owns a pair of those as well).

Leaving aside the fact that no straight man on this Earth--no matter how strong an ally--would wear those boots (I mean...come on), I almost saw this as a callback/follow up to Georgia's story from a few months ago where she appeared to use "their" pronouns when talking about David (rather than he/him). Much discussion was had at the time of this being a way to "test the waters" for David to start being more open about his sexuality/identity, and this almost feels like a continuation of that.

Having heard from queer followers of mine who are not fully out to their families/friends, it seems that it is not uncommon for folks in that position to wear things to drop little "hints" around people they are not ready to disclose to yet. And when you think about the number of "hints" from the last few months--the nonbinary pin, the pronoun Insta story, David getting emotional talking about Pride Month on that podcast, and now these new Insta stories wearing those boots--it makes you wonder if it's all building toward something.

Whatever the case may be, it's still difficult to overlook how uncomfortable David looked at times in those videos today--even if he was playing things up. For my part, I would genuinely rather never have Georgia post anything about David again than see him in her posts knowing that he is uncomfortable with it. I also agree that her hunger for content seems to be increasing, but I would also like to hope that if David did seriously ask Georgia to stop filming--for any reasons--that she would do so.

So I suppose we'll have to see what (if anything) this all leads to, and what will happen if/when she films him again. Happy as always to hear others' thoughts in the comments...

#electronic-chocolate #momoanderson #victorianlonging #reply post #georgia tennant #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #he is wearing gay pride boots i'm-- #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #but i love that he is slowly telling us who he is #David is lowkey bi and Michael is highkey bi #it is puzzling to me that everything with her gets written off as a joke #especially when we're talking about David looking noticeably uncomfortable #but i will leave it to my followers to make up their own minds #i just hope David knows that he is lovely #and deserves good things #thoughts #discourse

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Presented without comment: David calling himself Liberace in one of Georgia's "BAFTA blog" Insta stories yesterday...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #georgia tennant #when i tell you that i screamed #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #especially in light of the Attitude mag interview #no 100% straight man on this Earth would ever describe themselves as Liberace #but i will leave it to my followers to make up their own minds #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #although the 'lowkey' bit is questionable right now #oh david #discourse

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(And hopefully each other soon in GO season 2...)

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #i am also good with them not kissing on screen but kissing off screen instead #where is the lie though #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #please tell me again how people think this man is 100% straight #if anyone is wondering if i am talking about Michael or David: yes #richard II #wilde #twitter #kissing #discourse

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Did you see the bts vid where David said that Ncuti looks good in his pants??? (british definition) followed by "It's a good place to be" which felt like it had double meaning. I think you may have to start rethinking your "low key bisexual" tag. XD

If you haven't seen this vid, raining-stars-somewhere-else posted it on their blog.

Also, bonus - Ncuti's face when David said that. It was like "Oh damn you're really saying that".

Ha. Oh, boy. Well, I hadn't seen it until I got your Ask, but...damn. For anyone who hasn't seen it, the video can be watched here, and here is a gif of the moment in question, and, erm...wow, David...

I was honestly beginning to wonder if anyone even noticed that Ncuti was in his pants (underwear) the whole time, since it was never pointed out in the show, and, well...we can safely say that David definitely noticed. Jesus.

I mean, I'm not going to even argue about how this could be interpreted heterosexually, because no 100% straight man is going to say another man looks good in his underwear, and then follow it with "It's a good place to be." Just...bless David for not even bothering to hide it anymore, and the fact that he also said it while wearing his Crowley-esque sunglasses speaks volumes, in my opinion. ("Give a man a mask and he will tell you the truth," etc. etc.)

But you're right, I probably do need to rethink my #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi tag, because our lovely David is certainly giving Michael a run for his money at this point. And thinking about David's video diary from last week and him joking about Michael being cast as 15, well...if this had been Michael, I don't think any of us would have survived. Hopefully we'll get to see them together again soon, though, along with David's newfound highkey bi-ness...

#mage8 #reply post #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #ncuti gatwa #doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #behind the scenes #oh david #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #and i love that Ncuti just rolls with it #i think he has slowly come to terms with his identity #not all at once but cumulatively over the last few years #saying a lot by saying very little #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #can we say 'midkey bi'? does that work? #to be determined #discourse #gif by me

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Thinking about how I've previously written on my blog about David having a thing for men who are thiccer/bigger than he is, and then this answer of his from an interview in the Guardian in 1999, and, well...

(Also, for those who may not know, a "Lonely Hearts" ad is a personal ad, or what people did before dating apps existed...)

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #it's interesting as well that he doesn't specify a gender in his answer #which is delightful #and i love that Michael is both his emotional support pet and his big Welsh bear #they are perfect together your honor #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #also David recreationally kisses men like it's going out of style #i'm just saying #this man is a bi disaster and i love him #ineffable lovers #discourse

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David Tennant stroking another man’s hair, flirting with Alex Brooker, singing about a vibrator, wearing that wig and dancing and swinging his hips like that and finally, MICHAEL SHEEN MENTION. Bragging about being above Michael in the Dilf list like a little brat like WOW he’s about to get his ass spanked tonight

I am honestly so living for David bringing out his bratty bottom side, which I feel like is a side we don't get to see nearly often enough...

(Also, for those who haven't seen the full video of David's appearance on TLL, you can watch it on Youtube here.)

I know the moment in the gif above is supposed to be him as Gwyneth Paltrow, but all I was getting was campy, bisexual British Kurt Cobain, right down to the jumper (which oddly does look like something Kurt would've worn in the grunge era). And we can't remotely overlook the fact that David was wearing rainbow/pride gear from head to toe tonight, from the rainbow buttons on his shirt (you can see them under the jumper) to the Tardis trans pride flag pin all the way down to his rainbow socks...

And then, of course, there was the Michael mention. At this point, it honestly feels like whatever is happening between them is a big open secret (at the very least, I have a strong feeling the host Adam knows, and probably also Josh Widdicome), because it is impossible anymore to have one on as a guest without bringing up the other. In this case, it almost felt like the DILF of the Year competition was another excuse to mention Michael, and then to see David fully preening over outranking him was just...beyond glorious.

As to the aforementioned spanking, I fully concur with you. There's something in particular about this show, knowing that it was filmed live, and it's almost as if David behaved as bratty as he did because he knew a certain Welshman would be watching (giving very similar vibes to when David was on the Late Late Show in 2021). I can already so clearly picture the exchange between them after this (hopefully immediately after, since Michael is still in London and David could readily have gone to see him once the taping ended)...

"I'm more DILFy--DILFy, is that a word? Hmm--than you, Michael. According to the Internet people, that is." "Mmh. Yes, the all-wise, all-knowing Internet people." "You don't agree?" "Brat." "Ah, but you love me." "Don't think I could stop if I wanted to." "So you don't mind that the Internet thinks I'm more of a DILF than you?" "I think I'm the one who gets to fuck you, so the Internet can get bloody stuffed." "Funny, I was rather hoping I'd get stuffed right about now." "Cheeky slag. Turn around and take your trousers off." "You're so easy, Michael." "Shut up, Dai."

So yes, David's appearance on The Last Leg tonight was certainly quite something. I truly love seeing that part of him come alive, the part that he once spoke of in an interview where he talked about being a little boy and putting a towel on his head to entertain his classmates. I think deep inside, David has never stopped being that little boy, and there is something so special about seeing that part of him getting to be free.

Definitely hoping as well that we might get to see/hear Michael's reaction to all of this, but he still seems a bit quiet on Twitter these days (and if he's busy spending long nights with David, one can hardly blame him). I suppose we'll just have to see what happens...

#phantomstars24 #reply post #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #the last leg #david your bratty bottom is showing #some people hold up a rainbow flag. David Tennant turns himself into one. #i just love seeing him happy #this was seriously one of his queerest TV appearances to date i would say though #performing for an audience of one #why does this seem so plausible though #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #amazing #ineffable lovers #good omens rpf #discourse #gif by me

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This will forever be one of the funniest things, and one of the sweetest things too.

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #david tennant #good ineffable husbands #crowley #the white curl #welsh seduction machine #soft scottish hipster gigolo #the hug of love #they’re husbands #angel aziraphale #aziracrow #david and michael #michael and david #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi