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thedeaddandy · 1 year
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The Professor wants a Battle that’ll go down in the heavy, heavy book we call history!
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ragecndybars · 1 year
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Hamuko 'Hams' Arisato and/or Minako and/or Kotone for the bingo Also, Apricorn
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KOTONEEE!!! I love Kotone omg, she's such a sharp contrast to Minato and it makes FeMC route so unique and interesting despite not having many story changes, and her social links are some of the best in the series!!! I LOVE how much personality she has, too -- I will stand by my opinion that all of the Persona protags have canon personalities beyond just being blank slates, but Kotone's is definitely made the most clear. Characters who refuse to admit that they're hurting and instead always try to act strong and cheerful for the sake of others my beloved <3
and Apricorn: Favorite fossil Pokemon -- That's hard, tbh... I love Tyrantrum and Aerodactyl and Carracosta, but I think I have to give Archeops the crown. I love that little guy (though I freeze up whenever I have to face one in battle... he's a strong boy!!!)
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symphonicvocalist · 2 years
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Destiny x Pokemon!
Ok so I spent all night thinking about what pokemon some npcs would have and I made full teams for the Vanguard. Zavala would have a: Tyrantrum, Tyranitar, Mega Metagross, Aegislash, Bastiodon, and Carracosta. These mons are both imposing and can be seen as figures of protection in the Last City which fits Zavala, he’s definitely a rock/steel type trainer and would use Metagross to balance out Ikora and Cayde’s pokemon. Ikora would use: Mega Medicham, Meowstic, Gallade, Absol, Gothitelle, and Hydreigon. Ikora is all about honing one’s skills so having pokemon that feel both powerful mentally and physically would fit her, I also think that Absol and Gothitelle would be good for helping Ikora stay alert to danger due to what they’re capable of, Hydreigon is just a beast and Ikora would def tame one. Cayde would be all about fast pokemon so he would have: Talonflame, Charizard, Blaziken, Noivern, Ludicolo, and Aerodactyl. Cayde would be the type of trainer to flaunt his prized pokemon so Talonflame would fit him a lot, he’d have a Blaziken since Colonel and it are both chickens, he’d have a Ludicolo because he’d probably like it’s overall personality. I also think that his Charizard or Noivern would have belonged to Andal and he’d take care of it for him, the Guardian would also probably get his Talonflame later on too.
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gojira007 · 5 years
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Okay so there will probably be a lot of misses here but: Nidoking, Aggron, Garchomp, Carracosta, Aerodactyl, and Tyrantrum. Why? Kaiju.
On the one hand it’s true: of these six Tyrantrum and Nidoking are the only ones I’ve ever put on any of my main teams but hey!  That’s as much because I sat out Gens III and IV as anything else.  Besides which the theme is delightful and aptly chosen!  I definitely dig it as a notion, so thanks for putting it together 8D     
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terra-writes · 6 years
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Mystic Messenger Pokémon AU
This wasn’t a request, but it’s something I’ve thought about off an on for almost a year and a half now. I might expand on this more one day but if any of you guys have suggestions about this feel free to send them in! Also I didn’t include MC in this because I left it open for you guys to interpret and determine how your own MC falls into this AU! Anyways I hope you enjoy! Also sorry to everyone wanting Vanderwood but I don’t feel comfortable writing for him as I don’t feel like there’s enough content with him in the game for me to get a handle on his character and do it confidently.
Also big thanks to my friend Mary @maruthor for helping me out with this AU! And putting up with my shit but
Warning: Spoilers for character’s routes below, read at your own risk
Yoosung:
This boy
This sweet boy
Of course, he ends up running his own Pokémon clinic
It’s not a Pokémon Center, they’re weirdly ornery about having to have a Nurse Joy run those
But it’s a small clinic in a more remote area of the Kanto region and it suits him just fine
He probably ends up doubling it as a mini Pokémon daycare service after and incident with Seven’s ditto and two of his own Pokémon
And the fact that Seven gifted him a ditto of his own after said incident because he’s “just trying to help his friend continue to earn a living”
Yoosung doesn’t have a lot of Pokémon of his own, but he’s acquired a few that were given to him or left behind by patrons who couldn’t keep them anymore for whatever reason
Those Pokémon include: a Glameow from Jumin, Blissey, Noctowl, Pikachu, Glaceon, Lillipup and Rattata
The Blissey came from a Nurse Joy as a Happiny as a thank you for his help during an outbreak of a Pokémon illness that had shown up one day
His own personal partner for his clinic was an Audino from the Unova Region where he went to study Pokémon medicine and care
Occasionally he’s called out of the clinic to care for a sick or injured Pokémon
So he does travel some, but not as often as other members of the RFA
He’s the only one Jumin trusts to care after his many cat Pokémon and precious Elizabeth the 3rd
Not that he himself is too thrilled about that
He even takes the overflow from a nearby Pokémon Center occasionally and probably most often travels out there to help out when needed
Zen:
Zen is obviously still an actor
But instead of just doing musicals, he now does full-fledged Pokémon movie productions
He has two partner Pokémon he’s had since before his career that appear on stage with him
One is his Milotic, and the other is his dusk form Lycanroc
He’ll never forget the day his feebas evolved
He credits his Milotic as one of his biggest inspirations to keep going
Since it was his Feebas at the time that helped keep him positive during the time before and after he ran away from home
It was one of his days that he was feeing more down than usual
It was a complete accident that he had come across a prism scale
And at first he didn’t know what it was, let alone that his Feebas could even evolve
But he had thought it was pretty and wanted to give it to his friend as a thank you for being there for him
When his Feebas started to evolve to say he was surprised was an understatement and he was blown away by the sheer beauty of its evolved form
But seeing his now Milotic in front of him gave him a new sense of hope and self confidence
He didn’t meet his other partner until after he was running with the biker gangs
He had come across the little Rockruff at the time digging through some trash cans in an alley
Remembering the hard times he faced while still living on the streets, he decided to take the Pokémon home with him without a second thought
He was once again awestruck when his Rockruff evolved
He decided to do some research about his new friend, and so he was aware of the two evolutionary forms of Lycanroc, and the rarer third evolution form
He had been visiting his favorite spot up in the mountain with his two Pokémon
Trying to clear his head, and train his Rockruff to help it evolve
When it started to glow and change form, he thought it was going to be the Midday form, he didn’t realize how low the sun had gotten during the time he had been up there
When the evolution light faded and he saw the Dusk Form staring back at him
He was over the moon with excitement
Since that day he worked harder on his acting career, and with the three of them on stage he was quick to draw the eye of many fans across the regions
Occasionally he is propositioned to work with other Pokémon as is partners, but he always refuses
His dream was to preform yes, but he would never abandon his two closest friends who helped get him where he was today
Occasionally he takes his two partners to compete in Pokémon Showcases in and around the Region
It helps keep him and his team in top shape for the cameras, and it allows him to enjoy friendly competitions with his friends
Once he joined the RFA, Jumin had gifted him an Eevee for one of his birthdays
When it evolved into an Espeon, Zen was a mix of emotions
Even though he knew that Espeon was a fox Pokémon, the fact that it still vaguely looked like a cat was enough to set his allergies on edge
He refused to give it away though, he’d never abandon one of his Pokémon, but he swears that the trust fund kid planned it
And though Jumin would never admit it, in a way he knew that it was a likely outcome given Zen’s personality which was why he did it
Jaehee:
She currently runs a Pokémon Café in Lumiose City
She needed a break from all the stress working under Jumin brought to her life so one day she just turned in her resignation letter and opened up a café
With a little help from Jumin
He felt a little betrayed at first, but he got over it fast and offered to open it up under his company
As a parting gift he gave her a shiny Swirlix as well as it’s needed evolutionary item
Only after he tried to give her a cat Pokémon for the mascot on several occasions with which she had to put her foot down
Eventually she decided to use her Lucario as the café’s mascot, since it was with her since before her parents passed away
It took some time, but eventually she was able to make the business take off with the help of some of her Pokémon who also worked as staff
Some of her Pokémon include: Leafeon, Shuckle, Miltank, Mienshao, Stufful, Kirlia, Vespiquen, Chesnaught, and Lurantis
Jumin:
He’s the Ceo-in-line of his father’s company
Which produces a wide variety of Pokémon items as well as things for their trainers as well as regular citizens
C A T   D A D
He has so many cat Pokémon
It’s probably why Jaehee quit tbh
The main problem, is his Skitty, Elizabeth the 3rd who was gifted to him by none other that Jihyun one year after his Delcatty had an egg
Elizabeth is a hyperactive Pokémon with an eye for destruction whenever Jumin isn’t around
I like to think that his Skitty is like May’s from the anime
Other than Elizabeth, he has: Persian, Alolan Persian, Purugly, Liepard, Luxray, both genders of Pyroar and Meowstic, and Incineroar
He also has an Espeon which he adamantly refuses to admit looks a little like a cat to Zen in order to keep messing with him
And to further mess with Zen (partly) he has a statue of Elizabeth the 3rd on display in the park near C&R, which so happens to be a park Zen has to walk by every day to get to work
He also has a Dragonite, an Urasring and a Kindra for extra protection
Is habit of trying to make cat-related projects is still a big thing with him
He one day wants to open up an entire island just for cat Pokémon
Jaehee had been able to narrowly keep avoiding that disaster every single time, but his new assistant is going to have some work cut out for them
Probably inadvertently the reason Mewtwo exists
He heard Mew being described as “the pink cat Pokémon” and that was all it took
He often travels to watch Jihyun compete in contests when he can
Especially if he hears that he’ll be using his Delcatty
He’s also seen quite a few of Zen’s showcases but he’ll never say anything to him
Also keeps trying to use his position to get really rare Pokémon and Mega Stones/Z-Crysrals for the other members of the RFA because he knows he can be quite hard to get along with, but he does care about the other members whom he considers his friends and in some cases family
Saeyoung/707:
Since Saeyoung loves space so much, he works at an observatory or at the Space Center in Mossdeep City in Hoenn
His Pokémon have a lot to do with Space and technical work, so he ends up with an interesting mix of Pokémon
He used to work initially as a Professor’s assistant studying fossil pokemon, but the work proved too much for him
He left amicably to work at the space center, so he could still be involved with the RFA and his brother more
Still has an Aerodactyl and a Tyrantrum from that time whom he bonded with and was allowed to take with him
He was also gifted a Torchic from the professor when he first started working there
Also owns a Chatot for the sole purpose of playing pranks on his co-workers and the rest of the RFA much to their annoyance
His Pokémon include: Clefable, all 7 colored Minior plus a shiny Minior, Starmie, Lunatone and Solrock, Beheeyem, Porygon-Z, Reuniclus, Vikavolt, Ditto, Castform, and Rotom
Absolutely won’t stop asking Jihyun if he too could have a Skitty, to which Jihyun always finds a way to politely avoid answering the question and changing the topic
He also owns an Espeon, which is from his childhood and is part of a set of twin Eevee’s him and his brother had befriended before they were rescued from their home
It’s his ultimate goal to one day own a Deoxys and maybe a Jirachi
Ends up owning a Poipole for research after a trip to the Alolan Region to help investigate Ultra Wormholes ends up going haywire
Jihyun/V:
He definitely travels a lot across all the regions
He’s still an artist, so he often takes pictures to paint later on in his studio
He was a nature photographer, so his Pokémon are a lot of grass types supplemented by a few other types of Pokémon to even things out
His starter Pokémon was a Bulbasaur, and it’s his most trusted companion that he takes with him everywhere
He probably shed a few happy tears each time it evolved
The first thing he did when he learned about Mega Evolution was to get a Venasaurite for his most trusted companion
Jumin probably offered to acquire one for him, but Jihyun declined, wanting to make the journey himself
He also participates in Pokémon Contests
His Pokémon definitely reflect that artist side of him
Some of his Pokémon are: Florges, Delcatty, Beautifly, Bellossom, shiny Sylveon, Alolan Ninetails, Togekiss, Gallade, Altaria, Roserade, Cherrim, Gastrodon, Leavanny, Whimsicott, Lilliagnt, Cinccino, Sawsbuck, Volcarona, all patterns of Vivillion, Riombee, Smeargle and Bewear
Definitely has every single grass type starter
And probably a Primarina
Jumin does worry about him though, so he made sure to gift him some pseudo-legendary Pokémon for his own piece of mind over his friend’s safety
especially after hearing about some of the more dangerous areas Jihyun tends to end up in for the sake of his art
Not that he thinks Jihyun’s Pokémon are weak
So from Jumin, his Pokémon are Aggron, Tyrannitar, and Metagross
He was also gifted an Amaura from Jumin, who thought it would be enough to fit his aesthetic while still being a somewhat powerful Pokémon
And Jumin just likes spoiling his friend with cool Pokémon when he’s allowed to
Since Jihyun is rich, he definitely has a house with a lot of land around it so that he can keep so many Pokémon
They’re some of his biggest inspiration for his art, and he likes capturing them in their natural element when he’s not traveling or competing
Definitely has seen and befriended a Celebi on one of his trips and visits as often as he can
Seven also gifted him a Bruxish one year as a joke knowing it was an eyesore of a Pokémon
None of them were expecting Jihyun to absolutely fall in love with it and make it the subject of his art for the next 8 months
No one has the heart to tell him how they really feel about it
He’s just so happy to share everything about his splotchy fish someone please save him
Saeran:
He used to be an admin under Rika
But he ended up leaving
He was persuaded by Saeyoung to become the regional professor’s assistant
He was skeptical at first, but he found the job surprisingly rewarding and healing after everything he had been put through with Rika and his past
The Pokémon didn’t judge him for the deeds he had done, and it allowed him to work through his own issues as well as atone for all the misfortune he caused under Rika
While still pursuing a greater cause that would benefit everyone
Ends up as they kind of person who befriends Pokémon really easily, so he ends up with a lot more than he started out with
Which makes it even better that he works for a Pokémon Professor who is more than willing to help house and care for all his Pokémon
The Eevee he had from his childhood evolved into an Umbreon, which is the only reason Rika had allowed him to keep it
He also had befriended a Swirlix while he was working for Rika, but had to keep it a secret lest she think it made him “weak”
He was able to evolve it after joining the RFA with the help of Jumin and Jaehee
He absolutely adores his Slurpuff and will fight anyone who tries to talk shit about it
He has quite a few Pokémon from his time as Rika’s admin
Most of them were ones she gave him to make him look “strong” and keep him in the mindset of the Saeran she created
She wouldn’t tolerate him having any Pokémon she deemed “weak” that might bring out Ray
His Pokémon include: Shiny Charizard, Nidoking, Arcanine, Alolan Marowak, Rhypherior, Granbull, Weavile, Houndoom, Staraptor, Sharpedo, Krookodile, Bisharp, Braviary, Hydreigon, Pangoro, and Midnight Form Lycanroc
Has a Magikarp and a Wimpod he raised in secret because he related to how people perceived it as being weak and useless
He may have shed a few tears when they finally evolved into a Gyarados and a Golisopod respectively
Jihyun probably also gifted him another Eevee at some point to help him reconnect with his brother and he absolutely cried when it evolved into a Sylveon because that’s only possible if there’s a strong bond of love between trainer and Pokémon
And it helped him prove that he was on the right track to healing all the lingering wounds from his past
After he joins the RFA, Jihyun probably gifts him several Flower Pokémon knowing how much he loves flowers
So he ends up with a Megainum, a Sunflora, a Florges, a Bellossom, a Roserade, and a Comfey
Eventually befriends a Zoroark on the professor’s grounds that he uses to get back at his brother and his Chatot
He eventually stumbles across a Mimikyu during one of his business trips to Alola
He absolutely falls in love with it and relates to it
Eventually with permission he grows a field of flowers that Shaymin need to switch forms and absolutely loves watching them all migrate, and that time is always one of his happiest
This boy just needs a lot of love in his life and he probably ends up with so many Pokémon because he can’t just abandon any Pokémon he finds that are hurt or struggling
Rika:
Founder and leader of Team Mint-Eye
Which also operates under the name “Magenta” in some instances to avoid authorities
This is still mostly the same Rika from the game that we see
Someone who wasn’t able to find a healthy way to cope with her past trauma and mental illness
And only got worse through the unhealthy relationship her and V had with one another
She uses Pokémon that she thinks represent the darkness and her “devil” within her and some that she uses to help control and manipulate her Believers and Admins
Her Pokémon include: Delphox, Gengar, Hypno, Honchkrow, Mismagius, Girafarig, Solrock & Lunatone, Sableye, Cacturne, Seviper, Banette, Dusknoir, Haxorus, Musharna, Cofagrigus, Gothitelle, Chandelure, Malamar, Dragalge, Trevenant, Salazzle, and Nihilego
Used to have a Darkrai and a Cresselia captured for her own use but Saeran ended up freeing them on his way out
Has plans to add more Ultra Beats to her lineup and the lineup of her Believers
She also has a Wigglytuff that Jihyun had given her when they were still together to try and help her stay on the right path but she doesn’t like using it and keeps it far away from her in the other end of her base
Not to say she’s abusing it, because despite everything Rika has done she’d never, but she just doesn’t like being reminded of that time
She operates largely out of the Alola Region but before she was in Sinnoh on account of Darkrai and Cresselia
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quartings · 6 years
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All my previous Pokemon game teams (that I can remember)
Sapphire: The first game I ever beat -Sceptile (I like dinosaurs, my favorite color is green, so it became my favorite Pokemon) -Pelipper- (I really liked Wingull’s design!) -Ninjask (What can I say, I love how gimmicky the whole Nincada line is, and Ninjask was really fun to use!) -Aggron (It looked cool when I saw it in guidebooks, plus Aron looks really cute too!) -Camerupt (I guess I just wanted a fire type on the team and I didn’t like torkoal as much) -Huntail (Just like with Nincada, I really like gimmicky evolution lines, and I preferred the orange and blue of Huntail compared to the pink and purple of Gorebyss) Pearl: My brother’s copy, but I had a big say in recommending -Empoleon (Piplup is my brother’s favorite starter and overall Pokemon) - Staraptor, Kricketune, Luxray (All early game and Kricketune was the only one we wound up regretting) -Abomasnow (We had to use HM slaves for a lot of the game, so Abomasnow was a quick and easy late game catch) -Palkia (We decided to us the version mascot)
White: I decided to find parallels to my Platinum comp team! -Serperior (Parallel to Sceptile) -Archeops (Parallel to Rampardos, Gigalith was used prior) -Mienshao (Parallel to Gallade, Conkeldurr was used prior) -Eelektross (Parallel to Electivire, Zebstrika was used prior) -Chandelure (Parallel to Porygon Z) -Hydreigon (Parallel to Salamence) X: A parallel to my B2W2 comp team! -Chesnaught (Because I’ve chosen grass starters in all prior main games I got for myself) - Mega Charizard Y (I guess a parallel to Chandelure, but really, who could pass up a free Kanto starter?) - Malamar (Parallel to Gallade) - Heliolisk (Parallel to Electivire) - Tyrantrum (Parallel Rampardos) - Goodra (Parallel to Hydreigon) Sun: Decided to do a Bionicle theme team! -Decidueye (I liked it the most, plus grass/flying Rowlet is so Lewa) - Midday Lycanroc (The only really speedy brown rock type in the game- and a happy puppy no less! Pohatu!) - Wishiwashi (Water and unity- definitely Gali) - Mudbray (Partially black and really tough ground type for Onua) - Turtonator (I wanted a red fire type introduced in these games that wasn’t Oricorio, so the volcanic Turtonator was my best option) - Alolan Ninetales (A mysterious white, ice type loner fits Kopaka very well!)
Let’s Go Pikachu: Not a main game I know, but I’m planning to just do Manga Red’s team of Pikachu, Venusaur, Gyarados, Snorlax, Poliwrath and Aerodactyl!
Gen 8 and potential Sinnoh remakes: A little early, but I’ve been wondering what I should do this time! I no longer have a set comp team of 6 since Gen 6 to copy. I was thinking that sans starter, I might use a team of Pokemon whose bst are all lower than 480 for kicks. Or I would immediately start off with a nuzlocke, maybe one where I can only use found revives to revive any casualties to be a bit more merciful. I tried a mono dark team in Ultra Sun, but that wasn’t too fun. What do you think? Any more suggestions? 
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Champ-line Shenanigans Part 1
Incoming Call! Please hold!  Please adjust your audio!
Call Participants include:  Sterlingsilverchampion - Steven Stone @sterlingsilverchampion MasterSenpai - Lance @fabulance Kawaii motherfucker - Cynthia @shironax
Call Connected! 
sterlingsilverchampion
"Hello? Is this thing working?"
MasterSenpai
"Hello, yes. Mr. Stone. You ordered how many Pizzas to be delievered to yoir office? 30? That will come to 550,000P plus tax."
Kawaii motherfucker
"Pizza???? Oh please tell me you got my garlic finger order too. I know it's the other side of the world, but still."
sterlingsilverchampion
"Don't scare me like that, that happened to me once before! ... Garlic finger order? Isn't that a Unovan thing?"
Kawaii motherfucker
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it iiiiissssssss.... I've been stuck in here so long I can't even go to Unova, gotta bring it to me. It's a shame ice cream melts."
MasterSenpai
"It does sound rather tasty! Bring us some Steven. You can pay to have sent to us before it get's cold, right?"
sterlingsilverchampion
"You really think that they would get there in time? They would have to fly on an Aerodactyl to do that, and where would they land? What if they served pizza and ice cream, which would melt or get cold first?"
Kawaii motherfucker
"Well put one of your never melt ice things with the ice cream! Duh. Have a fire type hold the pizza while Aeordactyl flies on over. It'll work!"
MasterSenpai
"I mean I have a Charizard and she has a Glaceon. Come on Steven, keep up! Also can't you just have your fancy devon tech teleport the pizza to us or have Metagross teleport it us and come back?"
sterlingsilverchampion
"Well I could just get Claydol to trick a flame orb under your pizza and Tourlamine to lightly powder snow the ice cream. What do you think?"
Kawaii motherfucker
"Perfect!!! Shall we expect it within the hour?"
sterlingsilverchampion
"How badly do you both want it?"
Kawaii motherfucker
"..... Very."
MasterSenpai
"I'm close to just sending my Dragonite to get pizza, Steven. This is taking forever! We'll be starved by time they finally make the pizza, let alone deliever it."
sterlingsilverchampion
"You poor things. Fine, i'll take care of you all. I'm ordering it online as we speak and it will be there for both of you in a small bit. Hold onto your appetites until it gets there!"
Kawaii motherfucker
"Oohhh ordering online- I never thought of that! Thank you so much, Mr. Stone. ;p"
MasterSenpai
"I-I don't think I can make it. Cynthia, I'm leaving my Haxorus to you if I die from starvation before the pizza gets here. Steven gets Tyrantrum."
Kawaii motherfucker
".......... You know how many dragon eggs I'll have with Garchomp and your Haxorus??"
MasterSenpai
"You'd be blessed with many Gibles, Dragon Granny."
Kawaii motherfucker
"WHO'S A GRANNY"
MasterSenpai
"Who's asking?"
Kawaii motherfucker
"I AM YOUNG THANK YOU"
MasterSenpai
"Thank me how? Does it involve cool artifacts or will be a demonstration on how youthful you are, Cynthia?" You could hear Lance fighting back a couple snickers among the sound of shuffling papers.
Kawaii motherfucker
"-- How can I prove my youth with artifacts? What- I'll show you my Everstone? Of course I'll show it." Loud grumbling in her background, along with keyboard typing.(edited)
sterlingsilverchampion
He comes back and blinks for a moment. "I can't leave you two without hearing playful bickering. What did I miss this time, and what Everstone are you talking about?"
MasterSenpai
"Naturally you come back when a stone is mentioned, Steven." He chuckles. "You'll have to feed us pizza to get the details on the Everstone, Stone."
Kawaii motherfucker
"-- The Everstone that apparently keeps me so young. Lance here called me a Grandma!" More grumbling in the background, Cynthia casually looking herself over in great detail in a mirror.
sterlingsilverchampion
There's a pause and then a chuckle when he moves away to drag a couple rock samples across his desk. "You look fine, Cynthia. Besides, is that your secret to staying youthful, Lance? Pizza? Also it should be on the way now that I think about it."(edited)
Kawaii motherfucker
A little more pleased noises came from her end, then resuming keyboard taps to signal her getting back to work. "Thank you, Steven. At least someone think I look nice. .... And I hope. You guys can probably hear my stomach growling through this thing."
MasterSenpai
"Oh, come now, Cynthia! You'd make a hot grandma if your Garchomp had a bunch of Gibles running around! Also good, cause I can't hear your stomach over mind growling."
Kawaii motherfucker
"... Hot Grandma. Please- calling me a milf now will only make the fans worse." Grumbles under her breath. That would be too spooky for her.April 9, 2017
sterlingsilverchampion
"Baby Pokemon? Lance, you're going to make all of us turn into grandparents at this rate." Cue the Tyrunt squealing in the background. "You have to admit though, they're great company. Now I'm not sure with a bunch of gible, since I assume they teeth as much as an Aron."
MasterSenpai
"They do learn how to bite everything rather early on in their development. Also be proud! You'd both make hot grandparents. Trust me."
Kawaii motherfucker
"Gible bite everything. I swear, just after raising one, I had to replace every piece of furniture I own. Along with all the scars I have no of them chewing on me. Baby Gible may just be the worst."
sterlingsilverchampion
"Does that make you a hot grandparent too, Lance? You do seem to have a lot of baby dragons running around." Pauses at what Cynthia said. "At least they didn't end up eating your fridge. That happened to me when I first found my Aron." Chuckles to himself and keeps on working. "It was expensive too, so my father wasn't too proud about that."
MasterSenpai
"Granddaddy Lancey. I'm amazed it hasn't become a thing yet. Also feel free to leave all the biting baby dragons with me for a week. I'm a pro at dealing with younglings that want to explore and bite everything."
Kawaii motherfucker
"... Grandaddy Lance- I've heard of Daddy Lance on the Pokeweb, but that's about all. I wouldn't want to be a sexual grandparent. Seems a little... weird. But you can definitely have the munching Ginles. I want em back as Gabite though. That's when thew rocks."
sterlingsilverchampion
"..." He wrinkles his nose. "I'll never look or hear that word the same way again. People have such odd kinks interests- oh, your food should be there for the both of you, by the way. You might want to have your pokemon answer the door unless you want that food getting stale by the minute."
MasterSenpai
All they hear are dragons roaring and the high pitched squealing of a man. "HAXORUS NO! Goodra put him down! DRAGONITE SHARE!" You then hear more roaring and Lance yelling in the background.
Kawaii motherfucker
Cynthia's not even there anymore to hear that beautiful chaos, there was a smash as her chair hit the back wall when she stood up, and loud thumps going down some stairs, then silence. She went to get the pizza. Meanwhile, baby Noibat was left behind, and invaded the thing that had voices coming from it. "Noooooooooooi."
sterlingsilverchampion
Steven just... blinked and sat there in his seat with papers in his hand. What just happened? He opened his mouth to speak- then closed it. "...Wow, Maybe I should've given them a heads up earlier." Well, at least the Noibat kept him company while everyone else was either making a lot of noise in the background or currently away from their devices. "I hope no one broke any legs."
MasterSenpai
"KOMMO-O! NO. NO BREAK BREAKING THE PIZZA MAN BECAUSE HE SMELLS LIKE FAERIES! DOWN!" You hear more dragon roars, screaming and eventually everything becomes eerily quiet on Lance's end.
Kawaii motherfucker
"Nooiii- Noiba!" There's some tapping on Cynthia's side, a wing flapping against the mic confusingly. Cynthia MIA.
sterlingsilverchampion
He quietly shuffles in his seat and clears his throat awkwardly. "Noibat, go make sure Cynthia didn't trip down the stairs." He asks through the mic before sitting there, completely baffled. "...Did I just witness a murder scene through an audio program?"
MasterSenpai
"Dra?" You hear a confused Dratini on Lance's side of the call, before hearing someone plop down in a chair and placing a box down near the phone. "Dra!" You can hear faint chewing and happy dragon noises.
Kawaii motherfucker
"Nooooii!" Noibat heard that, and bravely dove from the desk to go off and search. It may have taken a minute or two, but there was activity on her mix again in a bit; Cynthia now sitting back at her desk, eating while chewing. "Mm- phowwy. Waf gettim a dwink."
sterlingsilverchampion
"..." All he's hearing right now is chewing so he slowly lowers the volume on the sound before continuing on working. "I hope that pizza was worth the wait." He chuckles, shaking his head before shuffling through papers. "Just keep your chewing to a minimum, i'm starting to get goosebumps."
MasterSenpai
"Better than wetting yourself by having hungry dragons answering the door." The sound of happy Dratini noises overwhelmed the sound of chewing on Lance's end.
Kawaii motherfucker
Cynthia started munching with her mouth shut now, as happy Noibat noises come from her end as he nibbled on pizza as well. "Mmmm Steven, you didn't get any? It's delicious."
sterlingsilverchampion
"I swear, i'll have to order from another place next time because that pizza guy is going to be scared out of his wits from those dragons of yours." He shakes his head, resisting a grin as he signs off another document and huffs to himself. "I'm not hungry right now, but thank you Cynthia. Besides, pizza grease is the last thing I need on my desk. That, and I would have to return Tyrunt to his ball if I was going to have to order anything and he gets cranky when I do that."
MasterSenpai
"...no. We're not having you pass out from hunger at your desk, Steven. One of us can and possibly will come down there, bust into your office and force feed you pizza with our mouths if you resist. You're already skinny, you don't want to have just strong chest muscles and starved everything else as  body-type."
Kawaii motherfucker
"Hold on- I got this Lance." A few ruffling and shuffling noises were heard, then a pop, and a little affectionate growl from a Pokemon. Muffling commands were given and the Pokemom took off like a jetplane into the sky. "I'd open your window, Steven. Or it'll get broken down."
sterlingsilverchampion
He blinks, taken aback for a moment before finally focusing in on what the two were saying. "I can't really coo-" Wait, open his window? The sound of a chair rolls back and a couple footsteps echo before a window could be heard being rolled up. "Cynthia..." Steven called over to the device as he looks out the window worriedly. "...What am I to expect?" He took a few steps back from the window too, just for good measure. "You didn't send your Garchomp out did you?!"
Kawaii motherfucker
"I-... No." Little whistle from Cynthia, meanwhile her little air delivery gift arrived. Garchomp swung into the open window left for her, holding a single slice of pizza to present to the Hoenn champion. A serious depth in those eyes- he better accept her gracious gooey gift. "Eat up, Stone.~"
sterlingsilverchampion
"...Cynthia, you didn't..." Well, now there's a Garchomp in his room and she looks like she could tear him to pieces if he declined the request. "Uh... How do you approach a Garchomp without getting bitten again?"
Kawaii motherfucker
"Oohhh- uhm... Calmly? She's pretty friendly. Just make sure you accept her gracious lil' gift there.~" Cynthia had a hand over her mouth, trying to hide her snickering.
sterlingsilverchampion
He stares at the Garchomp for a moment before very carefully holding out his hands for the slice of Pizza. "Uh... That's a good Garchomp... it's alright, I won't do anything rash-" ...Suddenly the audio is full of crashes and sudden aggressive growling. "...Cyn...La... Is try....to fe...me!" ...The audio is shaky and the only thing to be heard is a curious Tyrunt noise.
MasterSenpai
"Tyrunt. Watch. This isnone way you assert your dominance when you get bigger." Lance instructed over the phone, snickering bewteen pizza bites.
sterlingsilverchampion
"Ruuuunt~?" Tyrunt growls approvingly before suddenly another thrashing sound is heard, then the scraping of scales. Fumbling is heard over the microphone before finally! "...Ugh, it got pizza all over my shirt. Cynthia, your dragon was trying to feed me." A sigh, then he carefully gets up to get a plate to put the almost cheese-less pizza on it before returning to his seat. "Lance, don't think I didn't hear you either, you're teaching Tyrunt bad manners aren't you?”
Kawaii motherfucker
Cynthia cackles.
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bostonchungschwa · 7 years
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IN GOOD NEWS CELEBI CAN NEVER DIE. Neither can the legendary beasts technically. Anyways the Dino Dads lets play but in Fahc Pokémon world. Someone is definitely riding around on a Tyrantrum and someone's flying around on a (mega) Aerodactyl.
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