#demanding scratches

[trungles]

So I’ve been working on this Sphinx illustration on and off for fun (it’s not quite done, and I’ll pop it up on Patreon when it is), but then I was immediately overtaken with the notion that a Sphinx would just be the most disastrous mythical animal. She’s like if your cat could operate a can opener and also insult your wardrobe and quote Vanderpump Rules. Plus you’d need to keep her indoors because she would be murder on the local alkonost population.

#sphinx #illustration #oh my god what kind of scratching post would your sphinx need #what if your sphinx decides she hates wet food and demands cheetos #you would have to keep a spray bottle handy for your sphinx #YOU GOTTA KEEP A LITTLE LASER POINTER ON HAND TO DISTRACT YOUR SPHINX WHEN SHE STARTS ASKING RIDDLES #It would be so hard to have company over

[angeldreamsoffanfic]

based loosely around this song from måneskin - enjoy lovies!

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“AND THE WINNER IS… CORRODED COFFIN!”

Steve Harrington can’t help but holler as the band is announced, his hand being squeezed tightly by Robin Buckley- who lets out her own squeal that could pierce a person’s ears. The two roommates clink their champagne glasses together, hearing their cellphones buzz from wherever they had set them for the moment.

“Fuck, just- shit I’m not supposed to curse up here, huh?” Eddie’s voice is low as he stood on the stage, surrounded by the entire band. The expletives are mainly blipped out for the television version; but Steve couldn’t help but laugh as the audience laughed in real time.

“He’s such a doofus,” Robin fondly teased, eyes bright as she crowded Steve closer. Steve let his eyes dart down to watch Robin curl her legs up under herself, as she dips herself to rest against Steve’s side.

Gareth, Jeff, and Grant all look fondly towards Eddie— all with different varying stages of just pure exasperation written across their faces.

“Anyway-” Eddie drags the word out, holding up his spare hand as the other cradles the award to his hip. The crowd simmers and Eddie shook his head for a second, before dropping his hand to curl back around the microphone. “We thank everyone for this, this’ll be our fourth year in the making of winning this thing, and that’s not a thing we take for granted.”

Gareth stepped up next, and Eddie stepped away with a fond smile on his face. Steve couldn’t help but furrow his brow as both he and Robin leaned forward. That hadn’t been the start of the speech that Eddie had read him just a few days prior over FaceTime.

“Dingus? What’s going on?” Robin asked softly, her nails digging tiny half moons into the palm of Steve’s hand.

“I have no fucking idea, Robs-”

“We have so many people to thank, but we want to focus specifically on the people who helped make this happen.” Gareth’s voice is soft, and Steve knows in the back of his mind that this clip will inevitably make it onto one of the TikToks that Robin insisted (forced) he watch.

“We, however, want to really extend a thank you to our record label.” Jeff spoke up next, his eyes almost glinting as he took his space in front of the microphone.

“Supersonic Records has been a ride to work with and we’re thankful for the opportunity.” Grant droned, voice monotone as he bent his head to speak into the microphone.

He then stepped back, and Eddie was back in the place at the microphone. The rest of the band flanked him, with Grant easily pulling the award out of his hands.

“Which… is why we fucking quit.” Eddie has the microphone in his hands, and Steve let out a small punched out noise at the firmness that is bleeding heavy over Eddie’s words. “Fuck our contract, fuck you Supersonic Records.”

“If I can’t be with my boyfriend in front of this fucking world, there isn’t a point anymore.” Their isn’t time to bleep out Eddie’s curse word, and Eddie bares his teeth as he holds the microphone close to his lips. “Yeah, that’s right folks- not only do I have a boyfriend, Supersonic wanted to hide it from all of you.”

“And we’re done being their pawns,” Gareth is grinning as he leaned into Eddie’s space, and both Jeff and Grant let out loud whoops as the audience cheers loudly along.

Eddie leers then, all teeth and gums as he stared straight into the camera. Steve felt something sink and burn low in his gut, even as Robin let out a squeal from right next to him.

Eddie has the microphone pressed against his lips, and Steve swore if he was any closer- static would be the only thing that came over the amplifiers. His brown doe-eyes are rimmed in a careful swipe of black liner, and he drops his left lid into a quick wink.

The camera zoomed in, just as Eddie made sure to point right toward it.

“Steve Harrington, I bought a plane ticket… and I am coming home to fuck the shit out of you.”

The show manages to bleep the swear in time.

Somewhere deeper in the apartment Steve and Robin are in, he can hear their phones go crazier.

Steve can’t find it in himself to be annoyed either.

#angeldreamsoffanfic #steddie #steddie ficlet #steddie fanfic #rockstar!eddie munson #platonic stobin #corroded coffin #they end up trending on twitter after this #steve has a twitter but doesn’t really understand how to use it #eddie posts two photos on twitter a day later when fans demand updates #the first: eddie and steve hugging in the airport #the second: a mirror photo showing off how scratched up his back is #steve has eddie show him how to retweet it #twitter breaks

[aroaceleovaldez]

it is so extremely underutilized that Nico is heavily implied to have powers of just. anything ghosts are reportedly able to do.

we know canonically that he can drop temperatures to freezing/to the point where it creates frost, and does so involuntarily or unknowingly at times. We know he can project emotions and memories out onto others, just in general and with physical force - both his own memories/emotions and general emotions as well, such as radiating an aura onto his enemies so that they would fear him more. We know it's heavily implied he can straight up create illusions and inflict madness upon others. We know he's eerily silent when he moves and seems to just appear in places. We know he can control/walk through/mess with dreams. We know he can become intangible and pass through solid objects and terrain without even realizing it.

like, that alone is so much! but the fact that it's implied that's not it? there's MORE?

Where's Nico fucking with EVPs and speaking through radios or static or TV. Throwing his voice. Nico remotely setting things on and off, or draining batteries, or making cell service fuzz out. Nico totally turning invisible (also a Hades' Helm of Darkness thing, so double reason for Nico to be able to do that). Where's Nico inflicting sleep paralysis. Where's Nico straight up making the walls bleed. Let him do more ghost stuff!

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #headcanon #headcanons #he's a dramatic lil shit and you know he loves fucking with people #i demand more content of Nico doing movie-level haunting/demon-possession stuff Just Because He Can #just him going ''oh haha yeah i can float ominously but like. only stationary and in whatever would scare/frighten you the most'' #''not very practical but hilarious when you wake up at 3am and i'm on your ceiling'' #nico scratching his friends from an entirely different room but like. the way cats do when they want attention #the argo II crew looking like they live in a horror movie because Nico got lonely #the gang walks into the common room of the Argo II to find the blood scrawled on the walls #but it just says ''WE'RE OUT OF PAPER TOWELS'' #they ask what he wants for dinner and turn on the TV between channels and he just tells them his fast food order through the static #nico knocking cups off of counters just to fuck with people #nico remotely controlling a ouijia board but he's just spelling out swears

[tswwwit]

hiii im rlly high rn and just realized that if bill loves physical sensations, he'd absolutely be into alcohol and drugs. even tho he's way too powerful to have an actual addiction. he just does it bc the high is fun to experience. anyways love love loooove your writing!!!! i get super absorbed when i read your stories!!! thank youuu wish you all the best!!!!!!

He sure does! Bill's a guy who likes to party, and that involves more than just some music.

Unfortunately Dipper hates it when he smokes, so Bill has to sneak around if he wants a cigarette and throw in an extra shower.

#answers #I feel like Bill's more of a drinker than a guy to get high but boy does he love a drink #Super likely to find him with a margarita or martini in the evening #It's also canon that he spent a good portion of their 'break' in Confessing It miserable and sloshed #Other things Bill enjoys that aren't those things #Manicures or pedicures and weird food and dancing and getting his hair done. #Back scratches and having his hair played with and backrubs #Dipper gets enlisted for that last set and frankly it's one of Bill's more enjoyable demands

[rileyclaw]

More owlcraft au when??

i feel like an old woman on a bench throwing bread out to a homing of pigeons growing aggressively more demanding

soon..,, i promise . Im crunching on an animatic currently but have the next comic already paneled out

#yes i DID google what a group of pigeons was called and google too was in fact baffled by my query #riley talks #the demand for more owlcraft is hilarious actually. good bc i enjoy making them they scratch the mentally ill part of my brain especially w #well

[gordonsicedcoffee]

EMMANUELLE VAUGIER Winner of the Most Thrilling Killing award for SAW II at THE FUSE FANGORIA CHAINSAW AWARDS (2006)

#''most thrilling killing'' is such a wild award title pls #but she looks SO beautiful stunning incredible here #so. I will let it slide #emmanuelle vaugier #addison corday #mine #saw ii #saw bts #<-kinda. not really. #but I have one singular tag for all this. so we do what we can <33 #BTW. this is the exact vibe I'm demanding they rise 2 for the next addition to this franchise 🌹💞 #cannot WAIT for saw xi: the bachelorette. #bachelor in paradise. scratch that. saw trap. #the bloody bachelor. #u get it. u know

[dragon-spaghetti]

She's being a stinky smelly girl

#drag rambles #bella the yorkie #she kept scratching my chair demanding to be let up for snuggles 😭 #girl I am DRAWING #art sneak peak in the bg there oop

[angelscarousel]

kitties that arrived in my mailbox today! ^.^ unfortunately they are defective, a mistake on my end. these B-grade charms have 2 in stock, for sale right now on my etsy!

#alan wake #alan wake 2 #remedy entertainment #mr scratch #remedy games #i dont plan on making better quality charms of this design because there was no demand. but we will see.

[fatuismooches]

OKAY I MAY HAVE BEEN BOMBARDING YOUR ASKS BUT.

idk for pantalone, maybe a cat known for lavishness? those really expensive cats? or maybe a dragon because you know those dragons who keeps treasures!!

OKAY NOW. reader in general? maybe a some sort of bird? or maybe just the 'being' of human because you know how crows are known to befriend humans (while they're kinda aggro against other species). maybe a sheep or a dog? for following zandik for so long.

but fragile reader? Butterfly. IM SORRY, BUT FRAGILE READER IS A BUTTERFLY. You're just a beautiful, gorgeous, epitome of what everything should be! Wonderful, kind—pretty patterns signifies your personality... But oh so fleeting. It's hard to catch you, to keep you, especially when you're dying. You're like a beautiful experience, a pretty butterfly gracing dottore a moment of serenity, landing onto his outstretched finger... But you don't stay for long, because the wind will carry you away, wings fluttering... And it hurts, because butterflies don't really live that long :3333 TEEHEE BYEEEE

OH MY GOSHHDWJQDBWDDD KAI YOUR BRAIN IM DISSOLVING THESE IDEAS ARE SO FREAKING GOOD.... Ouhhh I can definitely see Pantalone as a lavish and pristine black cat 😭 His fur is immaculate and shiny yet so fluffy and smooth... lmao I know Meowlone is very particular about his diet. AND DRAGONLONE. Another one of my anons said that too and I just. wow that makes a lot of sense. You're definitely his favorite treasure <3

MHM YES i was initially planning on making reader another kind of bird specifically a sparrow (another one of my followers recommended that too) because apparently ravens do eat sparrows... yes but hear me out first, I'm going to use this drastic difference to show how unique you two's relationship is and how despite against all odds, you two are equals and all if you get what I mean 😌 OKAY BUT I love the idea of reader representing the 'being' of humanity omfg DWBDWQDB you feel so special that out of everyone creatures and humans like he chose you. And a sheep and dog too... oh gosh all these ideas are sending me into creative doom it's too hard to choose 😭

OH MY GOD FRAGILE READER BEING A BUTTERFLY IS PERFECT. I LOVE THAT SO MUCH. Beautiful but fleeting... ah I love that. Kind, lovely, sweet, and gentle... but none of it is everlasting. ouch. Your lifespan is a mere drop in Dottore's eternity... a passing experience that he experiences for just a moment before you're gone once more. Oh my God. THE BRAINROT UGHHHH!! Mhm,, i think i'm going to portray reader with two different animals pre and post illness because your idea is far too good not to write omfg... KAI I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I USE YOUR IDEA. I'll be sure to credit and tag you when the fic is done!! 😌

#smooches talks #moots: kai <3 #SEEING U IN MY INBOX MAKES ME SO HAPPY U DONT UNDERSTAND. i always smile so hard #when am i gonna get a crow friend irl... #scara is the cat who will scratch you but pantalone is the cat who will come up to you and demand you brush his fur and pet him

[radioactivehydronerd]

Enough with the familial vs romantic Spamano discourse their dynamic is just that of a cat and its owner

#he scratches he's annoying he hisses at you he demands food and cuddles but only if he asks first. it's romano #antonio puts up with all of it because lovi's cute he's just like that by nature #hetalia #hws romano #hws spain #frambles

[lilidawnonthemoon]

#first pic is cracking me up she stayed like that for 20 minutes #paws up! #DEMANDING those belly rubs and chin scratches #my cutie #she used to have such short hair now it’s so long on her stomach especially 🥰 #cats #fluffy #cute #funny #adorable #lovely #cuddly #nap #kitty #black cats #pink

[chippendyke]

Love when people unironically call Chairface a DILF like Lol. That’s a funny joke. Good one. Almost had me there

#💜 #he had a kid but he’s not a dad #by any stretch of the imagination #he would get angry for people demanding he ‘pay child support when he doesnt even have a child’ #like theyre personally attacking him because they hate him #nobody has been able to convince me otherwise #I’ve always wanted to make scratching post fankids for fun but it’s just not his heart #it’d be stoolface’s deal all over again

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I kind of want to try making mead or ambrosia 👀

Obviously not right now because I have Shit To Do; but maybe during the summer after I’ve moved

#alcohol mention #Apparently you can make mead out of honey and I love honey so of course I have to try it #I want to make more food from scratch so I can reduce my plastic consumption #because my ten-year goal is to convert to a completely anticapitalist zero-waste lifestyle #Just for me… I don’t put pressure on anyone to do the same unless they’re well-off and being ridiculous about their consumption #Except for maybe encouraging people to switch to reusable water bottles if they’re in an area where the tap water is potable #(like where I live) #or flaunting my canvas shopping bag that I got for 5 dollars at a hardware store whenever possible #Okay I guess I do push people a little bit #But it’s all reasonable things directed at people I know are physically mentally and financially able to do those things #or I’ll just casually mention microplastics and pollution in conversation as a “fun fact” #But I’m not ridiculous about it with anyone but myself #I hold myself to some weird standards that I don’t hold others to and I’m fine with it #Obviously it’s the corporations’ faults that everything is the way it is and no single person can make a huge difference #But if everyone does one thing to help the planet; then it might buy us some time to change the system #There is also the issue of supply and demand; if more people reduce plastic intake then less plastic will be produced #But again: it’s very hard to be ethical in this society. EVERYTHING enjoyable is packaged in plastic and it sucks #(ok not literally everything but consider: most candy is wrapped in plastic and clothes have plastic tags and chips are in plastic #sushi is in plastic containers and meat is in shrink wrap or styrofoam and most modern chewing gum is a byproduct of vinyl #toys are packaged in plastic etc. etc.)

[dragongirlbunny]

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#highkey cannot wait for the pathfinder game i am running to be over #it is fun and i dont want to rush it #but also i do not have the ability to write a game from scratch for a rules heavy system #it is simply too mentally demanding #which sucks because i love the system and i love worldbuilding and i love gming #but to do it properly and do it well requires more time and brainpower than i can spare #at this point i have a skeletom for the rest of the campaign that i ''''just'''' need to flesh out and run #but like. thats still gonna be several months 😮‍💨

[hollywoodsargeant]

hi i love merch

#as a society i demand more logan merch. just in existence #my collection must grow #i do have plenty of other nonsense between teams n other drivers but this is all the logan #the phone case is my best purchase #ignore the scratch it still makes me sad #sorry i just love. making my interests obvious to anyone who looks at me #even if it involves going outside in AMERICAN FLAG TSHIRT.