#dig them jokes out

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

Ugh everyone dunking on Steven are soooo cringe 🙄

Shane and Ryan are grown men who stood by this decision, so please dunk on them too lmao.

#watcher #sorry i think it's funny to dunk on steven and his tesla and expensive lifestyle and finance bro ways #i just think it's unfair to forget that they let him do that!!! they looked at that and went 'yeah i'll stand behind that' #so #let's dole out the dunking accordingly #but i do get why ppl hone in on steven specifically because like #the optics of going 'we're strapped for cash!!! anyway here's our new show about me traveling all over the world and eating gold!' #are not great good buddy ol' pal #they are in fact EXTREMELY hilarious #to be clear i'm not saying go and harass them #and in fact most that i've seen are people making the same sorts of gold-flake tesla jokes which i think are understandable #considering the aforementioned optics #i just think people hand-wringing over all the 'hate' steven gets are forgetting that he's living a life 90% of his audience can't afford #*because* of his audience #ALREADY #ya dig??

[tswwwit]

Though I haven't gone into much detail about Stan and Ford in the Familiar AU, I've thought of something funny.

The Stans went on Unspecified Adventures together when they were younger men. Partners, in fact! And while I'm likely never going to get into the details of their eventual falling out - there's potential in those adventures!

Who knows. Maybe monsterfucking kinda runs in the Pines family, but not the one you'd think.

Stan chatting up a Siren, before Ford has to yank his brother back by the shirt. Wondering where the hell Stan went, only to find him partying with some nymphs in a lake and coming THIS close to being drowned. Hell, maybe when Stan describes one of his exes as a 'shrill harpy', he's being literal about it.

A twenty-something on the prowl and on the adventuring path is gonna run into SO many tempting creatures - and the number of times Ford saved Stan's dumb ass from human-ish ladies would go into the DOZENS.

#this is a shitpost #Not necessarily canon but funny for me to think about #'Holy Moley Look at the bazoongas on that gal!!' #'Stan that's a Medusa. Do NOT look up' #Yes I know Oglaf did that joke but it's still funny to me #There's so many mythical beings that are basically DESIGNED to tempt straight men and you know Stan stumbled into a bunch of them #Ford out here with face in hands watching Stan flirt with a lady then having to save his dumb brother's ass #For the love of god Stan do not follow strange women into bogs because 'she really digs me!' #She's going to eat your bones Stanley. No not like that. Please. #That's all in the past but it certainly makes for some memories #Dipper meeting or hearing about one of Stan's Exes and going Dude what the Hell #Oh Yeah?? Like Dipper's one to talk #Said with a meaningful glance at Bill's stupid grinning face

[sonknuxadow]

i complain a lot about sonic resellers but monster high resellers are just as bad . probably a lot worse actually

#trying to re buy some of the accessories one of my dolls is missing ..... #im not paying 30 dollars for a tiny doll jacket. what is your problem #does anyone have a spare toralei jacket. that they can send me. for free (joking) #also the amount of people im seeing straight up lying about the dolls they have being from 2008 or something #the first monster high dolls came out in 2010. idiot. and the ones youre selling arent even THAT old #also the amount of people who are buying very recently released dolls just to resell them for double or triple the original price. #i already knew about how bad it was im just thinking about it because im actually digging through it all rn.

[rotisseries]

alright im giving in im finally asking. what in the everloving fuck is narines

HIIIII HELENA honestly I'm so glad you asked I think you'd love them but BASICALLYYYYY one of my mutuals, hella, @tbos-main, has this really cool original fantasy wip, the blood of serpents, which I am OBSESSED with so I do fandom post about it like any other media, and two of the characters are nate and rin. well. naithairan and herines technically but I'm on nickname basis with them. and I can explain tbos in more detail but since you asked about narines specifically, they are two characters who are very much on opposing sides of the central conflict and in a way that IS irreconcilable like. it has to be genuine all consuming hate it's bad. but they're also narrative foils and parallels and whatnot and outside of the main ideological difference in regards to the central conflict, they are very similar people in a very fucked up way, they're both martyr figures with a lot of religious themes, they both have had to learn the language of violence well, they both are willing to go to unfathomably low depths of morality and monstrousness in the pursuit of protecting the people they love, they're both incredibly calculating and callous, and so they have this INSANEEE dynamic that is very much "I see me in you I see everything I hate about myself in you I need to kill you because I need to be killed but yet I cannot kill you because that would be like taking a knife to myself and we recognize each other deeply and intimately in a very specific way no one else can and I HATEE you for it" and so like. they should fuck about that. obviously.

#and they are NOT CANON I SHOULD WARN. IT STARTED AS A JOKE BECAUSE THEY ARE SO INCOMPATIBLE AS A GENUINE SHIP #CANNOT BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS EACH OTHER. #but the GREATTT thing about their homoeroticism is that violence is like. chill to both of them #like they're both trying to hurt each other as much as possible they're trying to break each other #but neither of them is greatly affected by violence. so the way they choose to break each other instead #is that very occasionally in these homoerotic and non canon scenes #there will be a touch of gentleness. there's a scene where nate bites rin HARD and draws blood but he kisses first #and rin FREAKS out he's like “don't you DARE.” #and then the vivisection. where rin literally unironically gently talks nate through having a HAND DIGGING IN HIS GUTS🫶 #many such cases #and that touch of gentleness is too much from the worst person on earth who you hate so much #and it's worse than violence to them it's worse than violence to experience that from each other #which is just. SO INTERESTING THEY ARE SO INTERESTINGGGG #I'm assuming you mostly asked this though cause of my tags on that post I rbed from you #so as for THAT #hella has a bit of saying she hates this ship so much and one time #she said basically “dark tbosmaucu is the only universe where narines absolutely couldn't happen thank god” #and then later at some point basically jokingly said it's cause they're medicated in that one #(medicated as in. nate self medicates. with hard drugs.) #and dark tbosmaucu btw is the acronym for “dark the blood of serpents modern au cinematic universe” #cinematic universe both because that's always a funny joke and because we do genuinely have like 6 or 7 versions of tbos modern aus #and the dark one is just basically modern au but you go really ham on the tragic backstory like aftg levels of what the actual fuck #which theoretically should bring the levels of trauma in the modern au the closest to how they exist in canon #and yet. hella shut down narines in that universe😔 #anywayyyy. sorry I leave incomprehensible tags on your posts do you still think I'm hot😘 #ask #miseria-fortes-virios #hi helena!

[firefighterbracket]

If Buck vs Eddie ties or is within like 5% (47.5-52.5 or smaller margin) I'll redo the poll with the saddest puppy dog eye pictures I can find

if that poll gets a tiny margin or 50/50, I'm doing it again, only this time they'll be covered in blood

#not a poll #this is mostly a joke #but you're killing them #4th buddie showdown poll will be eddie climbing the ladder vs buck trying to dig him out of the mud #💜

[sysig]

Finally doodled HL Mod Stanley <3 (Patreon)

#Doodles #The Stanley Parable #TSP #Because HD Remix Stanley and Ultra Deluxe Stanley have basically the same character model I've never felt the need to differentiate them #I'll joke sometimes about Stanley's soul patch but other than that lol ♪ #But the HL Mod uses a different character model in the intro! Different clothes different hairline different skin tone! #So I went and looked around at what character model he might be - there are about ten male Citizen models in HL2 so there's some options #I was convinced he was either 07 or 09 and smol helped me settle on 07 - I was content to just leave it at that but then #I decided that since it's a mod I can just go dig through the backend files and get some actual confirmation #And I only found files related to mCitizens 05 and 06?? Which was definitely not the skin tones or textures as seen in game #So I dug around a little more and there's a face map of a blue-eyed man just hanging out in the files?? :0 Who is he #We never see that Stanley from the front and I couldn't figure out how to move the camera around in the intro cutscene :( #I'm not even sure if it isn't prerendered lol - if it isn't I'd also consider plugging in some body model glitch cheats but I don't know how #So! For the meantime I'm satisfied enough to just use the face map as a general indication of Maybe Stanley #As well as what we can see from behind and to the side - at least enough to make some guesses! #The main differences are his clothes - hair - and I swear I see a mole next to his right ear on his behind-view #The face map also has a mole above his lip hehe ♪ It's cute! #I'm not sure how much HL Mod Stanley would differ from HD Remix - they share a handful of actions! #I do still think he'd be indignant to the Narrator's shenaniganary lol #I could also see him a bit younger :) From a literal understanding of the mod coming before the full release lol #But I also just enjoy HL Mod Narrator being like thiiiiis much more paternal than all his other iterations - ''Daddy'' notwithstanding lol #Him calling Stanley ''sport'' started right here! Plus how patronizing he is in some of the endings - it's just slightly different hehe ♪

[bluecubeblues]

Yaaay it's The Art of War !!

#jsab #ooc #jsab fanart #just shapes and beats #jsab level designs #jsab oc #jsab art of war #jsab the art of war #Art #oh boy o sure do Love War (joke. joke.jok) #um. i swear their character will make more sense later 👍👍 #realistic portrayal of a gardener (on their hands and knees digging thru dirt) #shes mostly friendly to everyone but shes also. fed up. tbh #just fed up #theyve got some stuff goin on #to anyone wondering why i skipped new game/long live the new fresh: #i may save the boss designs... for a later point... if thats okay :< #i stoll have many thoughts and doodles of them inside my brain but im still figuring out The Lore tm. so bear with me pleas :( #in the meantime: heres art! literally!

[marshmellowtea]

“my self insert doesn’t like actor cuz they’re traumatized from wkm” lame. boring. just have your self insert traumatize him back and be done with it

#i’m JOKING #who killed markiplier #actor mark #marshy speaks #this post does out to that unwritten fic i have where y.n. digs around in their bullet wound cuz they swear they can still feel the bullet #inside of them while a horrified actor looks on helplessly #is it obvious that i wanna write something gory so BAD

[bunnyb34r]

Me for the last two weeks: I gotta clean my fucking room before Christmas

Me every day for the past two weeks: not today. I got time

#marquilla #i just give up shgdgdgd #no one is MAKING me clean it by then it's just my aunt and her judgy ass family are coming over and just the off chance #of them seeing my room and how cramped it is bc my bed takes up so much room it stresses me out man #i have a laundry basket ive been digging out of all week on the floor. TWO of those tiered supply carts (i have 3 but one is in the kitchen #bc it holds my art shit and i work at the table when i paint) anyway FULL OF SHIT #easter bucket with peeps i refuse to throw away bc hey i MIGHT want them! maybe!! #it took me til October to throw away last years Christmas candy im not even joking #next to my bed is my nest (and supply cart) got my bed nest. and my food stash #rn it's: cheerios. corn chips. cookies i really loved last year and cannot stomach this year. bread. and usually cake #unless i ate it already #ANYWAY im tired and i have no energy and im gonna blame it on compounding stress/grief + fibro + cfs and im gonna. #add in passing kidney stones bc well we just dont know if im all done :) #me to anyone who will listen: WANNA SEE MY STONE?!

[ladyseidr]

me having stage fright abt writing henry at first because What If I Can't Pull It Off versus me now swirling him around in a glass beaker like what the fuck is wrong with this man

#☽—— ⸢ ooc ⸥ #.tbd. #f n a f / #i made a joke one time that the animatronics are the sanest individuals in the fna.f series and i stand by it #henry looks like your dad friend actually ranges from chaotic good to true neutral at any given time #'well he's better than william' darling the bar is on the ground and william is digging #i heard henry em.ily has escaped 40 OSHA violations. i heard he gets law suits & wins them. i heard he's down bad for a serial killer. i h— #sorry i'm being mean to him rn but it's out of love. i'm not saying he's a horribly bad person i'm saying he's. complicated lmao #anyway what if i made him a wire too FKSDFHSDALFHSDAJ

[gibbearish]

so like i want to talk more abt what suicidal means but the problem is "suicidal ideation presents in two general forms, active and passive. the thing most people think of as suicidal is the active version, where the person *actively* desires to be dead and/or is making a plan to get there. the passive form however gets almost no attention in media so many people experiencing it are unaware they are even depressed, much less passively suicidal. some examples: not wanting to experience death but feeling like you wouldn't mind if you didn't wake up tomorrow or just stopped existing; feeling deeply exhausted with just the entire concept of being alive; even feeling like you want to run away, change your name, and start a whole new life; none of these look like suicidal ideation to most people because they don't involve actively doing anything to get from point a to point b, especially the more abstract ones like the start a new life thing - but remember that in order to truly start a whole new life, you have to destroy your current one. it's not suicidal as in wanting to actually DIE die, it's just. wanting something close enough to scratch the itch. but just because you haven't booked the ticket doesn't mean you don't still revisit the 'vacation activities at point b' tab occasionally to daydream, yknow?" is i think very informative and specific, but its also quite long and run on-y so people are v likely to tap out like a third of the way through it, whereas "suicidal doesnt necessarily mean wanting to die" is way shorter and therefore catchier, but is also the kind of nonspecific phrasing that gets you a thousand angry anons about how you said all suicidal people are just pretending they actually want to die or some dumb shit. so it's a fun line to toe

#especially when youre far too lazy to dig up sources however if u google passive suicidal theres a lot of info #pretty front and center altho you will get jumpscared by the size 1000 font suicide hotline number #or maybe you wont but i sure was. why was it so big #in this house we simply post both as part of another hashtag relatable post in the hopes that the two for one bargain #will entice viewers to read the whole thing and go 'wait but /i/ feel like that what do you mean' #and then make a meta joke about it in the tags so the viewers think we're hip and cool #nah but seriously i see ppl not knowing abt this . so much and every time im like !!!!!!! no youre not crazy youre not supposed #to feel like this!!!! #so its one of the things where im like nah idc if im being annoying abt this as long as i hit the one (1) todays lucky 10000 who needs it #this one i dont remember seeing on any articles but id like to propose also that having trouble imagining your future can count too #and like obviously all of these have exceptions right like. ppl can just want to start a whole new life for non suicidal reasons #but if theres a pattern of these things or you find yourself being drawn back to one over and over again thats #when you should start being like ok somethings afoot #like the imagining ur future one you could easily have trouble visualizing things or even just Not Be Especially Imaginative #...or... it could be that deep down you dont feel like you /have/ one so your brain just. steers away from the subject entirely #and ykno. knowing which one it is is usually pretty helpful LOL #anyways. sorry theres no paragraph breaks i could not for the life of me figure out a good spot for them #/suicide #/suicide mention #/suicidal ideation #/depression #/death mention #and of course i think also like a lot of things this is more of a spectrum than a binary like obviously 'run away and #start a new life' is def a bit less active than 'id be ok w it if i didnt wake up tomorrow' but theyre still both on the lassive side #passive* #eugh im rambling now and not even in the slightly contained way the post itself is #im hitting post without rereading for the 40th time otherwise ill remember another tangent so if theres #any errors left my apologies

[sunlightmurdock]

#it’s nice and cosy in this hole I’m digging myself don’t worry about me x #<- a joke #i’m having a great time #we’re gonna get them all out #everything is fine #bradley bradshaw #rhett abbott

[tinogiehd]

i think it’s only fair to take george’s words on his sexuality as fact until he officially says otherwise. it’s not really anyone’s place to try to look for hints. time and time again people are made to talk about their sexualities before they’re ready because of people digging and making assumptions. like to be honest some of y’all are starting to sound like leaktwt at this point. he’s okay with the shipping and that’s great keep going with that and the jokes are very funny but when it comes to truthing his actual sexuality giving him labels he hasn’t claimed yet is invasive

here are my thoughts on george's sexuality if you want to give it a read 👍 it's from a bit ago but my take is pretty much the same however with recent developments I think that there is nothing wrong with taking things said at face value. I hope that when you say his "words on his sexuality" you are including the "I like guys" moment. if you are, then I think we are on the same page with it

#the same way that tub.bo putting a pride flag in his bio was his way of subtly telling us he likes men #or ran.bo.o making gay jokes was their way of coming out #I don't think it's out there to assume the cute date snaps and the kissing snap and I Like Guys and so on could be the same thing #I don't find them to be hints of anything but rather forms of expression #like I don't think he's straight and I'm open about that. I don't know what he is I don't claim to know but I don't think he's straight #and it's not me digging around for clues or little easter eggs it is quite literally me watching his streams and looking at snapchat storie #I said this before but events do not exist in a vacuum and sometimes if you step back and look at the whole picture you go Huh. #when I take a step back and look at the whole picture I go wow I would be shocked if dnf WEREN'T dating #I am a truther. being a truther I cannot believe that george is straight #I'm not stripping his autonomy by presuming that based off consensually released public content #he knows how he is perceived - from his earliest content he's been conscious of his public image - and if he wanted to change that #then he is a grown man who is capable of doing so #he's capable of restating that he's straight or telling dream to tone it down with the dnfing if that's where he takes issue #and to act like he isn't is frankly strange #<- not at you just in general #anyways sorry for the essay I wanted to explain myself and it's been a minute since I have #if you want to have a discussion about it you can dm me #discourse #aya asks #ref

[sir-klauz]

So I got my sim to go to Glimmerbrook and I was just trying to find an area to fish in but I couldn’t in this part though I finally came across a small mound of dirt (the ones that allow you to dig) and… she dug up a fish (minnow) out of the ground. I suppose to saves me… going fishing now…

Got me some foul fish dug up straight from its muddy grave to eat.

#LMFAOOAOWJEBRKEO #I did not know you could dig up fish out of the ground #are cats leaving them thereee lmfao #jokes #sims 4 gameplay #my sims #sims 4 simblr #the sims #sims 4 memes #sims meme #sims funny #sims community #the sims community #sims 4 spellcaster #glimmerbrook #sims 4 #the sims 4 #simblr

[ducktracy]

Idk how influential you are on the LT fandom on a Whole but you definitely inspired me to check out the originals, and especially appreciate Porky/Daffies more. It helps that my favorite short for years was Yankee Doodle Daffy!

AWWWWWWWWW THIS IS SO SWEET THAT IS 100% MY GOAL THANK YOU!! you don’t know HOW much this means to me!

i tend to stay away from fandom spaces/don’t consider myself a part of the fandom, so quite honestly your guess is as good as mine—i HOPE people think of me or associate me with these cartoons HAHAHAHA but 100%, my goal is to spread the joy of the originals and shed a light onto the people who made them and how their experiences and input inform the cartoons as a whole, and maybe how our perceptions of these shorts and characters have changed as time has gone on…

there’s no right or wrong way to enjoy the franchise, but i really do think it is a more fulfilling experience to Experience The Originals for yourself. i really enjoy talking about cartoons that are given less love from a mainstream angle and that 100% includes the Porkies and Daffies (and is also why i’m so adamant about spreading The Porky Gospel; he gets such a bad rap and is so underappreciated and every person i’ve spread my gospel about him to seems to really like or appreciate himself after HAHAHA. Daffy will always be my #1 favorite but he doesn’t really suffer from this, though i absolutely think his ‘40s persona gets a lot of misunderstanding as well)

THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME GENUINELY. making the plunge and checking out the cartoons is the best decision i’ve ever made. there’s a lot of rightful hesitancy to be had since there are SO many cartoons and it’s hard to find a starting point (and not to mention the many, many, many, many aspects that have aged poorly and/or were poor to begin with), but i can’t begin to tell you how fulfilling this experience has been.

so, if anyone who’s following me is cautious about making the plunge, i encourage you to give the originals a chance, ESPECIALLY if you’re into more modern LT media to familiarize yourself with the source material. you absolutely do not have to be a nut like me and watch every single in chronological order, but these cartoons are so ingrained and formative in the animation landscape today that i think anyone with an interest in animation should definitely give them a chance. and, if you’re a bit of a history nut like me, it’s very fun to see the evolution of culture as a whole as the years go on… radios evolve into TVs, the rambunctious attitudes of the shorts during the war years take a more domestic turn after the war, celebrity references depend on the decade, even the stylings of music, and of course the art styles of the shorts themselves… it’s so fascinating from a multitude of reasons. i really can’t tell you how happy i am to hear this (and Yankee Doodle Daffy is a GREAT favorite to have!)

#i’ve never fit particularly well with fandom spaces because i’m a bit of a contrarian and very stubborn/dedicated to my points of view and #often times they’re viewpoints or interests not largely reciprocated by other people and so i just really enjoy marching to the beat of my #own drum. i don’t go in tags or look up fanart or anything like that #not that that’s a good or bad thing but i feel the originals as a whole are undercirculated in fandom spaces or misinterpreted/viewed with a #very fandom centric point of mind if that makes sense. and while there isn’t anything wrong with that i personally encourage people to seek #out the real thing and frame their experiences from and opinions from that because sometimes a game of telephone happens if you know what i #mean. like i’ve seen people say Bugs Bunny was 100% intended as a gay icon in good faith and that’s just blatantly false. i WISH the #intentions were in good faith and he 100% is a gay icon but… these cartoons were made by people who made fairy jokes and described their #units as being filled with ‘drunks and queers’. i’m 100% for reclamation but i think it’s ignorant to assume they weren’t laughing AT us #while making those jokes… and i guess that’s just my issue with fandom as a whole with that sort of misinterpretation. #not at all trying to be like ‘i’m better than you because i watch the originals’ FAR FROM IT i don’t think i’m better than anyone at all but #i do tend to wish people would watch the originals more and familiarize themselves with them because i feel so much more fulfilled as a #result and i want others to experience that same joy #AHHHHHH i’m sorry i hope this doesn’t sound preachy or egotistical i’m in too deep i don’t wanna come off as the fun police or like I Am A #Genius You Are Doing It Wrong way. i’m digging myself in a hole here and gotta stop but basically thank you #anonymous #asks #long post

[saevus-brutalis]

Vincent quality lore part 3/??

#oh youre eating good TONIGHT #yes he listens to podcasts and YES he went on one as a guest #its some undeground gossip/standup/general talk abt shit happening in the NC show; lots of listeners but not really mainstream #not on the radio or anything; gotta dig a little to find it but its v popular amongst certain groups #and for like their 500th episode as a special they decided to reach out to some of the underground legends/pop culture figures/merc wtvr #and invite them onto the show; they invite V (Vincent) kinda as a joke; not really expecting him to agree but jokes one them coz he did #since he listens to their show #on top ot that that during that 500th special they all would smoke blunts and just have fun; make it really chill and funny ep #also in the future once he retires; moves out to montana he starts his own podcast basically talking abt everything and nothing #mostly abt his job and shit thats happening and his take on it #lore: vincent e. vahn #oc: vincent elijah vahn