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sexshopapasionados · 2 years

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🍆 Vibrador Ultra Soft 🍆 😋 Disfruta en grande con este vibrador con testiculos, es muy cómodo de utilizar y los relieves a lo largo de su cuerpo le dan un realismo y una textura muy excitante. Es ideal para estimulación de zona G femenina y punto P masculino. 😲 La principal característica de este vibrador es su resistente soporte perfecto para adherirlo a cualquier superficie. 📦 Envios ✈️ a todo Chile 🇨🇱 📍 Tienda Física ubicada en Las Rejas Norte # 22 ♦️♦️♦️ Metro Las Rejas L1 🌐 #CatalogoWeb www.apasionados.cl 🤳🏻 #WhatsappDelivery +56995381900 // +56981303119 #vibrador😍 #vibradorrealisticos #dildo🍆 #jugueteschile #juguetessexuales #vibra #nuncadejesdejugar #sexshopchile #sexshopchileno #sexshopapasionados #sexshop🔥 #insta #instachile #instasex #sexshopchile #sexshopenchile #sexshopensantiago #sexshopenlasrejas #sexshopapasionados #sexshopchileno #metrolasrejas #metroEcuador #metrosanpablo #metrocerrillos #metrosantaAna #metroUdeChile #metrocumming #metroblanqueado #metroGrutadeLourdes #metroloprado #metropudahuel (en Las Rejas) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChsBXAAL4tV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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hotvampireadjacent · 4 months

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Twas the night 🌑 🌙 before 😂 DICKmas 🍆❄ 🌌🌠🎄and all 💯 through the house 🏠 🏠, BIG 😱 ERECTIONS ⬆ 🍆 WERE STIRRING 💯👌👀, AS BIG 😱😩 AS A MOUSE 🐭. 😮🙌🌭🌽Their SCHLONGS were hung 🍆🍑 ⬇️ from their groins 🍆 with good 👌 care 💅, 🏒 In hopes 🙏🙌 🙏🏼 MAGIC ✨🧙‍♂️ PUSSIES 🐱 😻🌈😜 soon 🔜 would be there. 😮😮 The SLUTS 👅💦 were all 💯 nestled, snug ⬆ in their beds 🛌 😴🛌 while dreams🤔💭 of RED 🔴 ❤️🔴DILDOS danced👯💃in their heads😊😴👅 And daddy 👨💍😍 in his 💦 G-STRING😉🌚, and I 👥 in the SACK🛏🎊😄 had just settled 👍 down 🔻 for a LONG😉📏📕📙 winter’s THWACK‼️🔞🗯😝

Only a few ⏰ more hours 🕐 🕰 til ⬆ Santa 🎅 🎅🏾CUMS!!! 👊🏻💦🎊 Make 💘 sure 💯 your 👉🍆💦 cookie 🍪😳 🍪 is yummy 😋🤤 ✔️enough for him 👴 🎅🏿 to eat 👅🍑! 👅👅 Send 📨📬 this to 1️⃣2️⃣ of your 👉🏿 SLUTTIEST 👄 😈 DICKMAS 🍆❄ 🌽COCKSUCKERS 🌽 to get 🉐 BUTTFUCKED 😵😵😵 by Santa’s XXXtra 🎅🏾 long 🕚 💈 North 👆 Pole 💈! 💈Have a MERRY 🎊 DICKMAS 😜👃🏻💦 and a SLUTTY 🍆💦 😜 NEW 🆕 YEAR 📆📅 😘😘😘

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mythologyolympics · 5 months

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Ancient World Dashboard Simulator

🐢 aristotlestortoise Follow

I'm so sick of these philosophers waving dead chickens around to prove their point like that's not contributing to unnecessary food waste when children are starving in Gaul

🦷 diogenessimp Follow

and who says they didn't eat the chicken afterwards you presumptuous garum sipper

besides how would that benefit a starving child in gaul diogenes did that in athens thats like 6000 stadia away from gaul

🐢 aristotlestortoise Follow

As if donating a day-old chicken that had been used as a prop isn't a hazard for food poisoning or something geez

How about you bring in a live chicken and demonstrate your point with that and then donate it to a godsdamned farmer who can do something with it

🦷 diogenessimp Follow

look neither of us understands diogenes whole school of thought as well as he does and if he thinks using poultry for props is the best choice then imma trust he knows what he's talking about

🦣 giantwoolybones

do you guys know that you are arguing about a dead chicken

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👨‍👦 corophilus

not to be an art critic on main or anything but has this sculptor ever heard of a dynamic pose

#a boy this age would be moving!!

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✊ p-o-p-u-l-a-r-i-s Follow

The people just don't seem to care about how Caligula keeps beginning new construction projects with public funds. People are homeless and starving and he puts up a new theater in the middle of the city as if we need that.

Now he's claiming to be a god?? Plus there's rumors he has sex with his horse.

It's very important that you contact the members of the senate to let them know the people are ready to rise up if they don't depose Caligula. We should get organized and flood the streets.

🎽 crixusstan

I see you not reblogging this. Come on, this should have 200k notes

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💸 achaemenid Follow

Dude, this invention of the coin is so iconic. Cyrus is gonna go down in history for this one. I mean that in a good way.

🪙 lydianmetallurgy Follow

Sorry but Cyrus stole the entire concept of the coin from us and I'm sick of people acting like we didn't have contributions to make to advancements in science and culture just because we were conquered by your stupid empire. Cyrus is a tyrant and just wants to gather as much power as he can.

🦁 daniyye

Cyrus let my people go back to our homeland, so he's all right by me

#by the rivers of Babylon we sat and wept when we remembered Zion #now we don't have to do that anymore!!

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🥇 gladiatorheadtohead Follow

Remember, you're voting for who you think would win the fight, not who you like the best.

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🐺 lyca

just left my den and there's just 2 human babies lying on the ground all alone

wtf do i do

🐺 lyca

so i happen to already be lactating so i guess... i just have 2 more cubs now?

🐺 lyca

guys these babies are so cute. i think they're going to do great things one day

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🍆 miletus-leather Follow

The best sex toy shop in Miletus. Come see our selection!

🦌 artemisbow Follow

I'm not one to harsh on a small business trying to make it but I've been to this shop and women are an afterthought here. You'd think the only people interested in dildos were men the way they act here.

🍆 miletus-leather Follow

Women should be weaving and taking care of their children, not coming into our sex shop.

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#dash simulator #dashboard simulator #ancient rome #classical rome #ancient greece #classical greece #ancient persia #ancient israel #ancient lydia #bonus since i know you want to know gaul was 13000 stadia from athens

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diybabe666 · 2 months

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Taking a seat on this long thick dild0 🥵

Pt 2 of my new 4 part dildo riding series is now out on my all access OF 💋🍆🍑 will be on MV and fansly soon. Starts off in jeans 👖

Here's the full description

Big dildo ride! My new dildo series will be 4 parts! Heres pt 2, Short 4 mins 🎬 "Slut takes a big dildo ride break in the restroom"

Using the longest toy I have I suction it down and prepare to ride for you 🖤💋🥵

Starts off in jeans, teasing you and rubbing my ass on that lucky dildo, then boob my jeans are off revealing my butt plug then another transition to my bare booty.

Queue the oil for my ass cheeks and then here we go team, my ass is taking the 11 inches no problem 🥵

Nice angles, giving myself a workout riding this fat cock, my ass looks amazing as I twerk and shake my ass while riding.

Please enjoy sweeties. More dildo action is on the way!

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hotudla · 7 months

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“Good boy, just relax and open your mind and butt for deep pleasure. Pull down your pants. Offer your hole. Swallow the dildo and my words as you feel the thrusts of their fuck.” 😵‍💫🍑🍆 Click here to enjoy this hot straight bro turned into a horny bottom slut, and check out more hot stuff from this studio right here:

Gaming bro mind controlled

Hypno cock slut

Ready to play and obey

Spidey turned into a feet slave

Naughty employees

Superman under hypnosis

Collin hypnotized by Lance (Part 1 and Part 2)

Officer Draven voodoo controlled

Locker room mind fuck

#manup #hypnoporn #swingingwatch #good boys #hypnogif

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sexshopapasionados · 2 years

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😋 www.apasionados.cl con su línea de consoladores realísticos nos presenta el Rocky N°5. Su principal característica es que contiene testículos y sopapo adherente a cualquier superficie plana y adaptable para arnés. 😱 Características: Material: Silicona Largo total: 17cm Largo insertable: 13.5cm Diámetro: 4cm Color: Piel 📍 Las Rejas Norte # 22 ♦️♦️♦️ Metro Las Rejas L1. 📦 Envios ✈️ a todo Chile 🇨🇱 🤳🏻 #WhatsappDelivery +56995381900 #conso #consolador #consadores #consoladorrealístico #consoladorrealistico #consorealistico #dildo🍆 #dildorealistico #juguete #juguetes #juguetesintimos #jugueteseroticos #juguetessexuales #juguetesexual #sexshopchile #sexshopenchile #sexshopensantiago #sexshopenlasrejas #sexshopapasionados #sexshopchileno #metroChileEspaña #metrocumming #metroSantaLucia #metrosanpablo #metroPedrodeValdivia #metroBaquedano #metroUCatolica #metroULA #Ñuñoa (en El Peral, Region Metropolitana, Chile) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChLHAzgpYoD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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newhope8 · 4 months

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Individual Stories I've Read💙

Whether part of a more developed master list or a simple stand-alone tale ... 💕🤗

Like Throwing Petrol on a Fire (Hyunjin)

Lactation & Nursing Kink (Chan)

Stain (Lee Know)

Sharing is Caring (Minsung & Y/N reader)

Before the After Party (Hyunjin & Y/N reader)

Come My Way (Han)

Breeding Kink (Han)

Birthday Surprise (Chan & Y/N reader)

Free Use (3racha & Y/N reader)

Sleepy Sex {somnophilia} (Lee Know)

Breeding (Lee Know)

Period Sex (Lee Know)

Pee Kink (Han)

Unexpected Alpha (Chan)

Play, Part 1 (Hyunjin & Han)

Play, Part 2 (Hyunjin & Han)

Sweet Venom (Hyunjin)

Releasing Pent Up Emotions (Lee Know)

Milking Farm (Chan, Han, Lee Know & female Y/N reader)

Bath Time (Changbin)

Breeding Kink (Chan)

Fake Boyfriend on Family Vacation (Chan)

Fuckery with Custom Dildo (Han)

Female Cat Hybrid in Heat (Lee Know)

Sleepy Sex (Han)

Wedding Night (Chan)

Pussy Drunk (Lee Know)

Behaviors during Sex (all 8 members of SKZ)

Fatherhood (Han)

Fatherhood (Chan)

I Want To Try Something (Lee Know)

First Time (Chan)

Tell Me All About It (Chan)

I Dare You (sex chocolates with Hyunjin)

Living in Ruins (camping trip with Lee Know)

To Cum or Not to Cum (Hyunjin as a gynecologist)

For Your Eyes Only (y/n reader is newly pregnant with Hyunjin, her husband)

The Cat's Revenge (sex denial with Lee Know)

Wait Your Turn (ot8, SKZ poly) 💦💦🔥🔥🥵🥵

Omega Pregnancy (ot8, SKZ poly) — this short fic is suitable for all ages & is very wholesome (in every sense of the word), there's no smut or sex, just the briefest mentions of pregnancy & a 100% consensual relationship between 9 individuals all living in the same house ... 🥰💕

Sweet First Time (college-type environment, Jisung & y/n GF have their first 🍆🐱 moment)

Kitten (loving on New Years Eve, Lee Know)

Rainy Days (y/n caught in the rain, Chan & Felix)

Cozy Pink Socks (Jisungie wears socks during baby-ing session) 💦😏🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶

Enjoying a Present in Public (y/n & Jisungie)

Overheard Dom-like Behavior (y/n & Felix)

Spicy Music Playlist in the Car (y/n & Changbin)

Reuniting after Time Apart (y/n & Chan)

Sweet & Slow (y/n & Binnie) … very tender Dwaekki 🥹🥹🥹

Just the Tip (y/n & Jisungie) 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️😮‍💨😏

A Happy Moment at the End (y/n & Minho)

Sleep Well (y/n & Chan) 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️😏

Daddy Will Take Care of You (y/n & Chan)

Just One More, Puppy (y/n & Chan) 🚀💦🌶️x5

Hot Roommate (y/n & Hyunjin)

All Mine (y/n & I.N)

Hickey (y/n & Minsung) 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️💦🥵

Best Friend’s Brother (y/n & Chan)

Best Friends (y/n & Han) … friends to lovers

My Dear (y/n & Han) … friends to lovers in the best way possible, trust me on this one 🥹🥹🥹

Punishment from Doms & Subs Alike (poly ot8 relationship with the y/n character ***all parties are consenting adults***, 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦😈😈😈)

I Need To Finish My Work (y/n & Han ... 💦💦💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈😈)

Stop Lift Button (y/n & Minho are in an elevator 😏💦🥵😈)

Pretty Little Princesses (y/n, Han & Felix play dress up ... you'll see) 😏💦🥵😈 -- spice level on this one, oh definitely five [5] chili peppers' worth ... 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️😈😈😈😈

Back in 10 (y/n & CEO-type Han)

Show Mommy (y/n & Minho)

#fanfic smut #masterlist #kpop masterlist #18+ mdni #minors do not interact #no minors please #stray kids smut #stray kids fan fic #stray kids fanfic

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masterharry6470 · 15 days

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Any submissive ready to go into the dungeon with me?it’s gonna be erotic 🍆🍆🍆🍆💕💕💕come with your dildo it’s gonna be explicit

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acourtofwhatthefuck · 21 days

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how big do we think Azriel’s 🍆🍆 actually is? im not sure I could take it 😩

It SCARES me to think of what’s going on inside those leathers, bestie 😩😩my favourite dildo is 7in and I think that’s about all I can manage before I feel like I’m birthing godzillla so azzy better not be much bigger 😩😩😩

#ask #and that’s on fictional dick sizes #stretch me open and call me Barbara #azriel #acotar

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erenspussy420 · 2 years

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twst guys who would totally let you use them as a 🍆🍆 part 2

Part 2, to using the twst boys as you’re 🍆👅. I take no criticisms on this, it’s brainrot at it’s finest.

Fem Reader insert

Everyone is 18+above.

MDNI, 18+ONLY

If anyone knows how to link posts to each other please tell me, I’m very dumb.

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Leona Kingscholar: Yeah I fucking said it, but I have a point! And so does he! And so did you with the way you promised him he can use you as he likes next time. All he had to do was let you use him and he could sit back and enjoy the show. He's taking you in his dorm room, even if the windows are wide open who the fuck is even ballsy enough to try and take a peek? No one, who still has any common sense. With that, Leona lays on a mountain of pillows, watching you drool on his cock, using your hand to make up what your mouth couldn't fit. You’re hands on his hips, bobbing your head up and down, mewling, when his hand gives you guidance to take more. Your top is gone, with your tits out free for him to enjoy earlier when you massaged his cock between them, they’re still covered in his thick white seed. He lays back with a smug look on his face, as you pleasure yourself with his dick alone. Maybe he should let you do this more often.

Neige LeBlanche: Even with his sweet and usually calm composure, his hand that holds his tea cup is shaking so bad he spilt half his tea before he could even set it down. Oh, how can you do this to sweet, innocent, doe eye Neige? Because you want to, and he usually can't say no to you even to this. Neige has to sneak out of his own dorm to yours as he shared a room with some of the dwarves, the thought of you using him urged him to sprint faster in the forest. He has to be careful ok, can’t have fans find out. Even if the idea of you, with your phone out camera rolling as you fuck Neige into the bed, both of his wrist held over his head were in your grip, and a camera pointed down on him as he begs you to go faster. He has complete trust in you, but the idea of you two on camera is thrilling. You kiss him hard, rolling your hips down on him, before telling Neige he’s going to be your toy until he’s emptied everything in you. He hopes he can make it before the first bell in the morning. Bonus: He gets his own video of you using him, he was so lucky to have his phone on silent in his dressing room, because he sure damn wasn’t silent in that video.

Azul Ashengrotto:

Azul's glasses cracked the second you tell him you want to use him as a dildo. He's so fucking happy no one is in the office except you two when you told him that. If he wasn't trying to stop from dying, he would admire your bravery. He's a hot mess though, so please give him time ok, he'll do it for you ok. But human form, gotta work your way up to living the tentacle dream. With pants off, boxers shoved down, you're making yourself comfortable on his lap, grinding against his dick, as his hands dig into the armrest of his chair. The heat of your cunt on him, grinding down on his hard dick, how badly he wants to be in you, but you won't let him yet. Then the praises for him as a dildo, from the way it stretches you out, the feeling of it throbbing and how it’s cute, is make it hard for him to swallow, especially the way you describe wanting his tentacles in you, cause the tentacle dildo back at your dorm isn't enough. He can feel his body burn up at that, you- you have a tentacle dildo at your dorm. His mind is racing before he knows it you shuffled back a bit, taking his wet cock into your hands squeezing it as the pearly white cum milks out. He's gasping, writhing in his chair. "Oh this dildo is so good, mmm I just wonder how many more can I stuff in me next time?" Fuck, he can stuff you as much as you want.

Rook Hunt: Please, please look at him and tell me he wouldn't. He would be so ecstatic at the idea of it. You don't have to even convince him, just stop him from going all out ok. Rook is a great lover, so supportive, he takes in account of all your needs and praises your courage when you two are in his room, surrounded by rose petals and nice smelling perfume in the air. He even tied himself up for you for easier access, don't ask how he did, but it's very nice of him. Gag him, please. You might want to, but you're going to miss out on him praising you to his full vocabulary. You're so beautiful in his eyes, even with sweat beading down from you, as you snap your hips down on him, taking him fully to the hilt, you're bent forward using his legs as leverage as you continue to pleasure yourself on him. He has a beautiful view of your behind, his eyes dilated at the sight of his cock coming in and out of you so smoothly, the slick of your pussy on him. Is it so bad he helps with a bit more thrusting for your pleasure? The way you're moaning as you shove your hips down wildly on him, has him pick up the pace for you. He's very glad the mirrors on the ceiling are showing the most beautiful reflection for him.

#twst headcanons #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcannons #twst azul #twst leona #twst neige #twst rook #rook hunt #leona kingscholar #neige leblanche #azul ashengrotto #spicy writing #twst x y/n #reader insert

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chloeangelic · 8 months

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Angelic Joels' appearance and 🍆 HCs !!

Here's a general overview of my main Joels, including visuals of how I see them in my head as well as some useful stats. Hopefully this aids in your reading experience.

🍆 info and dirty spicy HCs are under the cut!!!!

LET'S ROCK OUT WITH OUR 🍆 🍆 COCKS 🍆 🍆 OUT, LFG !!

Choose your fighter aka tell me who you would bang first 💕

Love Me Back

Overall 🍆 appearance: Very thick. Head is wider than the shaft. Only a few veins that bulge out, also thick. Length: 8.9” Manscaping situation: Trimmed, even coverage. I imagine this to be the hairiest Joel overall (chest, legs etc), but def trims to keep things neat. Dominance level: Low-moderate, takes on the dominant role just by virtue of being very touchy and vocal, giving praise/compliments, tossing his girl around, massaging etc. Notes: Most Javi P-like in bed (see Narcos S1 E2), out of all the Joels, in terms of passionate-touchy-feely-tendency. This is the Joel I would most like to bang.

Belong to me

Overall 🍆 appearance: Smooth texture, one bulging vein along the top surface. Length: 8.6” Manscaping situation: Trimmed. Dominance level: High, but not degrading. Notes: Highest exhibitionist tendencies, most into semi-public and public messing around/fucking.

Reflection of the Moon

Overall 🍆 appearance: Looks like a standard big ass dick, nothing to write home about in terms of appearance. Slightly smaller tip than shaft, but looks proportional. Length: 8.2" Manscaping situation: None, he has more important things to do. Dominance level: Dominant ish, but in a low commitment way. Likes to speak in a mocking tone. Notes: Probably the most into dirty talk, shoots the biggest loads in terms of volume.

Without a Warning

Overall 🍆 appearance: Probably the prettiest, most dildo-looking. The veins are evenly distributed and overall skin texture is smooth. Even thickness from base to tip. Length: 8.4” Manscaping situation: Trimmed down to probably 1cm, described as “Short, thick, neatly trimmed” . He's a bit vain tbh. Dominance level: High, but depends on his mood. Can be very aggressive/degrading if desired/if brat taming, otherwise can be pretty chill. Is good at reading the room and determining which style is most suitable. Notes: Highest body count out of all the Joels by far - this guy fucks, and should be sponsored by Durex.

Yes Father

Overall 🍆 appearance: Least thick. Underside of the head is very curved, highest amount of veins. Length: 9.3” Manscaping situation: Short hair, meticulously and neatly manscaped to the point of neuroticism. Dominance level: Weird and fucked up inherent dominance from being an authority figure, otherwise not heavy handed. Notes: Second highest body count.

#joel miller smut #joel miller fanfic #joel miller x reader #joel miller HCs #dirty HCs

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dreaminofu · 5 months

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#i’m sorry i know it’s evil to make you choose #käärijä #bojan cvjetićanin #bojere #häärijä

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