#dirkdirkgoose

[ask-dmsmp-dirk]

how is your chia pet bushel going?

Well… at first I have to admit I was a little scared of him… but since moving him to my bedroom I’ve been enjoying having some more company around. I’ve named my Bushel ‘Anchovy’ (I tried to stick with the Bushels’ ‘traditional’ naming convention… in hindsight maybe I should have chosen an orange pizza topping…) and have been having a lot of fun giving him new hairdos whenever his leaves start to grow too long and cover his eyes! I’m particularly keen on styling him to resemble myself. I once used him to hold a spare pair of glasses, and then realised I could accessorise him to look like another glorious Dirk statue. Although, the more I look at him the more I think he resembles an allay… I think he’ll fit into my family well. I’m hoping to take down some more Bushels so that I can grow him some siblings, then once they grow up I can have a magnificent army of plants that worship me instead of Siri. Hopefully Anchovy will grow up to be a bit less… strange… than the other Bushels though, luckily he has me to guide him onto the right path AND provide him free entertainment!

#dmsmp #dirkdirkgoose #loresmp #minecraft #I Sure Hope He Doesn’t Build A Bomb #Soon he will be able to read write and count #don’t look too closely at the drawing #first post #I plan to build him a play pen soon #Taking Siri’s advice and no longer water boarding him

[beaubirds]

Gaming today!!! But what will we be playing >>? https://www.twitch.tv/beaubirds

#pummel party #twitch #streaming #dirkdirkgoose #sirirah #live

[king-zeus]

Why have you moved to golsetralia? I heard there's way better places then there. Like.. anywhere else! Because that DirkDirkGoose fella is kind of you know... But I wont say it but why move there?

i don't need to tell you what my purpose for moving is, silly. but lets just say.. i spy with my little eye.

#answer from the squarehead #reply #dmsmp #anon

[kunimno]

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. @dirkdirkgoose stimboard suggested by @beaubirds ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ.

#satire

[tinybra]

My uncle sent me 3 of the Alice in the Country of Hearts books for helping him out on something for a class, and I am really REALLY happy because of them. I almost forgot how books made me feel until the other day and now.

#meenahsglasses #dirkdirkgoose #magical-pignite #We've been spending most our lives living in otaku paradise #Kanny being Kanny #Other

[haussier]

???

You're the senpai. ;)

#asks #Dirkdirkgoose #Anonymous #senpai notice me

[askthehetaliaships]

F: Romanada and I aren't... friends... exactly... 

#Franada and Prumano #Asks #dirkdirkgoose #Are you happy dirkdirkgoose? #You made Gund jealous and he in turn hurt Florence #ARE YOU HAPPY?! #Romanada #Pruame #Shoutout to cookieprusiana #I know you love pruame

[kingdomoftyto]

Thanks for the Fics!

I got a great response to my call for Homestuck fanfics. :3 Thanks, everyone! I shall dig into these and perhaps be able to come to a more informed decision about whether I like the ships or not.

Here's a quick list of the fics people have sent in (so far--I'm not opposed to expanding the list), all of which I will at least attempt to read (I would reply to all the asks/submissions individually but there were a lot!):

Erisol

"The Other Side of the Heart"

"What the Water Gave Me"

"Buried Hatchet"

"If You Don't, You Don't"

"On Passion and Buckets"

"Broken Magic and Lost Love"

"Himeros and Eros"

Katnep

"Picture Purrfect"

"Fortunately, For Us"

"Herding Cats"

"A Crown of Bleeding Hearts"

"ArsenicCatnip"

"A Heart of Gold"

JohnDave (shoutout to onewayworld for submitting a metric ton of these!)

"First Door Down"

"The Finer Details of Gay Cluckbeast"

"The Complex Art of Playing House"

"age/sex/location"

"Like Forgetting the Words"

"You're Better than Your Tears"

"Blasphemy"

"Crystal Hearts and Thread"

"Common Misconceptions"

"red"

"The Axiom of Being in Love with Your Best Friend"

"John's Backstory--When Good Heists Go Bad"

"The House on Sea Cliffs"

"Bear and Bull"

"Strider's Edge"

"GCAT"

"Blue Skies"

"Vacation"

"Spaceman"

"Amazing Places"

"The Heir and His Knight"

"A Very Important Day"

DaveKat

"White and Red" (although one anon specifically said that the characterization isn't any good)

"Looks Just Like the Sun"

"Chains"

"Red Converse"

"Sins of My Religion (Close the Door)"

"File it Down, Polish It Up"

"Steelbent"

"An Artist and his Model"

"Baby Daddies" (hahaha what seriously)

"stop me if you think you've heard this one before"

"Pick Up All the Pins"

"If I Had Words"

"Only Plays for You"

"A Little Off the Top"

"From Black to Red Because of One Bucket"

JohnVris (Hhhhrrrg I'm not excited for it but I'll read it because I said I would XD)

"Loophole"

John/Davesprite (Omfg I really want to read this one just because it has Davesprite)

"Corner-Elephants and the Color Blue"

Bro/John (Oh dear. XD I forgot about how popular this ship is.)

"Don't Point that Finger at Me Unless You Intend to Use It" (Oh dear.)

#yurix-a #shninjiji #midnightpandora #dirkdirkgoose #onewayworld #callmeraven13 #obsessed01616 #suzyuzumaki #nicolas-is-in-a-cage #and a bunch of anons #shipping #fic rec #Homestuck

[spacebeyonce]

dirkdirkgoose replied to your post: good morning!!!

Hey there friend~ How are you today?

hello, hellooooo! I'm okay. Trying to talk myself into calling the dentist. I'll have it done by noon, I'm sure of it, I think u-u

#dirkdirkgoose #freakin' out about wisdom teeth removal hollaaa

[aphcanada-remade]

dirkdirkgoose replied to your post: cantspellawesomewithoutme replied to your post: ...

What’s wrong with Pitch Perfect? It’s like the bestest movie ever in the history of ever

i have different opinions about that

#dirkdirkgoose #masu replies

[beaubirds]

WE'RE ONLY A COUPLE VOTES BEHIND WE CAN WIN THIS!!! https://twitter.com/thedmsmp/status/1627464822076936192?t=kQuZc1NHSAEuiAN_4qb6KQ&s=19

#vote #vote for Beau!!! #i could kick Dirk's ass i swear #but light heartedly because we're buds #but he's going in tHE GROUND #beaubirds #dm smp #twitter #dirkdirkgoose

[beaubirds]

STREAMING WITH THE FAMOUS DIRKDIRKGOOSE LETS GO GET IN HERE BEFORE IT BLOWS UP. KEEP TALKING DIRK AND NOBODY EXPLODES https://www.twitch.tv/beaubirds

#keep talking and nobody explodes #streaming #twitch #live

[haussier]

How am I the senpai though

Because you are closer to anime. And you're just so senpai-like. 

#asks #Anonymous #Dirkdirkgoose

[haussier]

Darn it

Pfffffft. Nice try, senpai. ;)

#asks #Anonymous #Dirkdirkgoose

[haussier]

ey lil mama

Mary.

#asks #Anonymous #Dirkdirkgoose #what a NERD

[tinybra]

An abundance of Vriskas. From left to right, top to bottom, they belong to Heather, Farrah, Mary, and me.

#drawings #magical-pignite #meenahsglasses #dirkdirkgoose #beautiful aren't they? #Homestuck