Show Lloyd: "i want someone to take me out"
Movie Lloyd: "like on a date?"
Movie Lloyd: "or with a sniper-"
[Show Lloyd not breaking eye contact]
Show Lloyd: "surprise me"
Movie Lloyd:
Movie Lloyd: "are,,, are you okay?"
[Show Lloyd starts sobbing violently]
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My brain is fixated after seeing FNAF and realizing Josh was in a lot of movies that drastically shaped my childhood (and current) tastes in fiction but I can't find them available anywhere so I'm just sitting here like
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BELOVED TURNABOUT TERROR
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i love the "36 pages magic trick" essay. the Real Point is simply to be the google doc embodiment of human misery. this is just what happens when ur in too deep, when ur so in love, so attached to a piece of media that you are ready to go through L E N G T H S to try to make it look better in your own eyes when you hate what it has become, and you are in extreme denial about you not liking it. it is simply Denial in the form of a google doc. its a call for help. and we've all been that person. we've all written our own versions of a 36 pages magic trick essay for other fandoms, other pieces of media who'se sequel we disliked but could not accept dealing with our real feelings. it's not just a conspiracy theory, its Art
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And people still question why I wear a mask at work.
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Current mood: bored and alone in a new city, messaging my ex
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How funny would it be if I make Teeth AU Jameson a trans man but he has no idea because he has never seen another human naked & Anti doesn’t exactly have sex ed textbooks so he just assumed-
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What happens when they shave. Is it forbidden in the culture to dye your hair
Is vegeta just mad bc he had to make peace with that widows peak really fast
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"No worries. I will not force my presence on you."
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found another new alter, he is a shithead stoner who eats too much. fuck you buddy
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I'm reading this 70k fic and I'm almost done but halfway through the author started using en-dashes for dramatic pauses, like ellipses, first a couple of times a chapter and now at least once every other paragraph, and it's driving me up the wall
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I’ve been playing oot on and off for a couple of years now and the biggest reason is that I get lost in the dumbest places where not even the dumb rock can help so I like to think Navi is just as lost as me
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