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queerholmcs · 1 month
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i lied. what the hell is this.
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ladythot · 1 year
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Kaoru and Doyle spoiling their s/o with gifts? S/o's a bit modest, how would they spoil her?
Them admittedly spoiling their s/o is prolly a %100 canon take lolol but there's just a slighttttt difference
Kaoru Hanayama—
Gets you anything you touch from one of the stores you seem to find entertainment in. He's pretty persistent, the mere expectation of you happily holding onto something he gifted whether you feel guilty or thankful—has nothing on the bare happiness he finds every now and then. Hanayama tends to be quite unreadable around you and the others, since he blurs more than the actual quality, he's still fairly 'that' readable to anyone with a good eye but, you're never sure about his intentions—he does this 'lowkey' right-or-wrong decision he serves himself by questioning you whether you really like the thing you just picked up in awe from a store. If you tell this man yes, he'll store a list of what he could gift you only on special days. He knows you're pretty stubborn about being gifted so, he'll send them all at your front door without him showing up and hearing you nab. (Yes I hc canon hanayama would only gift someone on special days bc he doesn't want them to go all crazy like the other bitches)
Hector Doyle—
Unlike hanayama, Doyle is pretty indecisive in giving big gifts to someone who can't accept them, sometimes he won't show and sometimes he will after handing them a gift, if it's a small gift he'll probably show up—but if it's something big, he'll leave it at your front door too. He knows listening to you nab at him about how 'expensive' or 'big' the gifts were will only make him feel a bit bitter and will not talk to you about a day or two until you finally feel appreciative or appreciated<3 (though he'll say "No need for thanks" LOL)and when he learns this was the only way of ushering you to just take the gifts and leave, he'll do it more frequently.
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statelysapphic · 9 months
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Letters to Emily
Emily Prentiss x Reader
Summary: When Ian Doyle takes away the one person you love, you find solace in writing her letter.
Warnings: Typical talk of Emily being dead. Hurt. Let me know if I missed something<3
A/N: Hi friends! It’s been a while. I’ve been working on this for a while, and idk how I feel about it. I very lightly edited this. Feedback is appreciated as always. Ao3 Link. Enjoy!<3
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July 26, 2011
Emily,
I accepted the job. I’m not sure what would piss you off more though: the fact that it’s a desk job or the fact that it’s in Phoenix and I’m leaving Quantico. Leaving the team. I know you’d tell me that I’m making a huge mistake but it’s just too painful.
JJ brings me coffee every morning, just like you did, and even though I know she means well, it’s a painful reminder that you will never bring me coffee again. When I look up from my desk in the bullpen to see the empty one across from me, I’m reminded that I won’t be able to watch you work anymore. I loved watching you pour over files, watching the gears turn in your head. Putting the pieces together and catching the bad guy. You were brilliant.
Emily paused as her vision blurred, the burning sensation of tears threatening to spill catches her attention and shifts her focus. She was angry. Angry at Doyle for forcing her into this mess. Angry at JJ for not telling her that you transferred. Angry at Hotch for even approving your transfer request. Angry at Derek, Spencer, and Penelope; Did they even try to convince you to stay? She took a deep breath, and then another. As she felt her heart rate return to normal, she wiped the tears away from her cheeks and continued reading.
Everything here is a painful reminder of you. Everything. I walk past a framed photo of you every single day and it guts me. Every single time. I can’t keep doing it, so I’m running. I know you’d be so disappointed in me. Virginia isn’t home without you, Em. It stopped feeling like home when JJ told me you “never made it off the table.” I don’t think I’ll ever find your feeling of home again.
I’m not sure how to tell the team about the transfer. Maybe I’ll buy them a round after this case and break the news to them then. Booze and karaoke should soften them up, right?
I don’t think they’re going to take it well. I just hope they skip the guilt trip.
I hate to end this on a sad note, so I will say that I think Arizona will be good for me. Lots of sunshine and wide open spaces. New people, new experiences. I actually think I’m excited, even though I feel guilty for it. I suppose that will get better with time. I don’t know if I’ve told you this, the one item on my bucket list is to go rockhounding out west. Maybe I’ll treat myself once I get settled.
I miss you so much, Em. But I love you even more. Always.
Emily refolded the letter and slid it back into its envelope. As she placed it on the coffee table in front of her, she finally allowed herself to cry. She had done everything in her power to protect you from Doyle and her past. Although you were physically safe, it was clear from your letters that the emotional toll was severe. She was only about halfway through the stack that she found in your bedside table, and she still had three months worth left to read. She knew she wouldn’t finish by the time you got home, but that was okay.
The raven haired woman sighed, picking up the next letter in the pile.
August 12, 2011
Emmy,
Fuck I miss you today. I wish you would’ve been here to ground me though that. Or kick some ass for me. The movers were nice enough to break my bed frame while bringing it up the stairs and then denied doing it. I watched him drop it, babe. I wasn’t even mad until he denied it. Don’t worry, I called the manager and received a full refund for the trouble.
I wish you were here to cuddle on this couch with me. I miss the way you’d hold me. I felt untouchable when I was in your arms. I think you’d like this new apartment though. The master bedroom has a killer view AND a balcony. It also has plenty of south facing windows for my houseplants, and room for many more. My collection has grown exponentially since you’ve seen it last. As odd as it sounds, they’ve helped me through this.
Sorry for the short letter today. Who knew moving halfway across the country would be so tiring? Could’ve fooled me. I love you, Emily. Always.
Emily chuckled lightly at your sarcasm, but soon felt the tears return.
Sadness began to fade within Emily, and anxiety soon took its place. She was unsure of how you would react when you came home after a long day at work to find your not-actually-dead partner sitting in your living room, reading your private letters, no less. Sure, they were technically addressed to her, but she knows you never thought anyone would read them. Maybe this wasn’t the best way to do this, but Emily vehemently rejected all help that the team offered. Hotch offered to call your Supervisor to have them sit you down to talk you through it. JJ nearly begged Emily to help in some capacity, already feeling immense guilt over the situation. Though, she almost let Rossi accompany her when he offered, and she was beginning to regret not doing so.
The regret faded almost instantly as Emily heard a key in the front door. Her heart rate increased and her chest became tight. The reality of the situation had settled in for Emily, and the uncertainty was paralyzing. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, a sorry attempt to calm her nerves, as she braced herself to face you. She heard the door shut, followed by footsteps that grew louder and louder until there was silence. Emily didn’t dare look up. Even as she heard the loud clatter of what she assumed were your keys colliding with the hardwood apartment floor.
“E… Emmy?”
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sequinsmile-x · 7 months
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Stained Glass Windows - Chapter Forty Seven
Life was complicated, but they wouldn't have it any other way.
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Hi friends,
So sorry that it's been a couple of weeks since I updated this <3 I promise I'll go back to updating this once a week.
As of this chapter we are officially in Season 6 of CM, and there will be some recognisable plot lines from that season but set in this universe, with of course the notable absence of Ian Doyle...that doesn't mean there won't be drama though ;)
Please let me know what you think of this chapter, your feedback means the world <3
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A full list of warnings for the fic can be found on the Series Master List and will be updated as we go along.
Read over on Ao3, or below the cut
Emily blows out a breath, her cheeks briefly puffing out with it, as she examines her hair closely in the mirror. It was shorter than it had been in years, the lengths of it scraping at her shoulders whenever she turned her head, short, almost sharp looking, layers framing her face and leading up to her bangs. She wasn’t entirely sure how she felt about it, no matter how many times Aaron assured her she looked beautiful, but her hairstylist had told her it was the best way of covering up the fact she was starting to lose hair. 
Postpartum hair loss, as it turned out, was no joke. 
She hears a familiar cooing noise from behind her and she turns to look at Lily, unable to stop herself from chuckling at the sight of her daughter and the wide, gummy, smile she had on her face the moment Emily looks at her. 
Emily felt a strange sense of pride that she was the only one Lily had smiled at so far, the infant always seemingly overjoyed when her mother was in the room, although she’d never admit that to her husband who seemed a little disappointed he hadn’t been the reason Lily had smiled yet. 
“I don’t know what you’re smiling at sweet girl, it’s all your fault Mommy had to have a haircut,” she says as she walks over and lifts Lily out of her bouncer chair. She stands up straight and secures her baby in her arms, and it’s only when she’s walking out of the room that she realises she’d been able to do so without it hurting at all, without any residual ache from her c-section scar. “You’re totally worth it though.” 
She checks herself in the mirror one more time and, despite the haircut she hadn’t quite got used to yet, she feels more confident than she had in months. She felt more at home in her new body, more used to the changes it had gone through. She knew it was still early days, that she was still only two months post-partum, but she felt like she was turning a corner with everything. 
The last step, the one thing she desperately wanted to do, was to have sex with her husband. 
She’d only been signed off for strenuous activity for a couple of weeks but they still hadn’t gone any further than the soft kisses that had become part of their daily lives. She knows Aaron is trying to take her lead, that he doesn’t want to make her feel pressured into anything, but she missed him. 
She checks the time and realises Aaron and the team will be home soon. They’d been on a case in Atlantic City for a few days and he’d sent her a text to say they were on the way home. 
She looks down at Lily, smiling when the baby looks up at her and smiles, something that Emily knows will never lose its shine. 
“Shall we go to the office and see Daddy and all your friends?” She asks, kissing Lily’s forehead before she walks towards the front door, “They’ll be excited to see you after a few days in Atlantic City. I took Daddy there for a weekend away once,” she says, placing Lily into her car seat, “You’re too little to know about all of that now but there was a lot of sinning and winning,” she smiles as she strokes the tip of Lily’s nose, eliciting a wide smile, “But don’t tell Daddy I told you that, it will be our little secret.” 
She gets herself ready to leave the house and grabs the diaper bag, still not quite used to just how much stuff was needed to go anywhere with a tiny baby. She secures the car seat on its base and double-checks that Lily is strapped in properly before she closes the door and gets in the driver's seat. The moment she starts the engine Lily starts to cry and Emily sighs sadly. 
“I know baby,” she says as she starts to drive away, “The car is so mean.” Lily had hated the car from the very start, something Emily had been assured was normal and that she’d get used to it, but it didn’t make hearing her baby cry any easier. Especially when she didn’t want to leak milk through her clothes, “How about I play your music for you?” She switches on the car’s audio system and shakes her head, a wry smile on her face, when The White Album starts to play and Lily immediately stops crying, “A Daddy’s girl already.” 
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The moment she walks onto the BAU’s floor Penelope is on her, an excited smile on her face as she takes Lily’s car seat from her and carries it the rest of the way to Derek’s desk where she puts it down.
“Peaches,” she exclaims as she looks at Emily, before she lifts Lily from the car seat, “Love the new hair,” she turns her attention back to the baby, “And look at you Miss Lily you’ve gotten so big.” 
Emily chuckles and raises her eyebrow at her friend, watching as Dave, Spencer and Derek all stand behind her to look at Lily as Penelope holds her against her shoulder, “Thanks, Pen. What are you doing here anyway instead of in your office? Did you sense I was nearby with the littlest Hotchner?” 
Penelope narrows her eyes at Derek when he laughs before she turns her attention back to Emily, “As much as I would love to say I have cute radar for this little one,” she says, rubbing her hand up and down Lily’s back, “I’m actually here for the gossip.” 
Emily watches as her friend tilts her head towards Aaron’s office and she follows everyone’s gaze. The door was closed as were the blinds and she furrows her brows, “Is Aaron in there?” 
Dave nods as he sits on the edge of Derek’s desk, “Along with Strauss and JJ, they went in there the moment we got back.” 
“They were holed up in there before we went on the case too,” Derek says, and Emily frowns, wondering why Aaron hadn’t mentioned it to her, a sense of foreboding making her stomach churn. He only ever held stuff back from her when he felt like he had to protect her, something that irritated her no matter how well intentioned it was. 
“They were? Why?” 
Derek shrugs before taking Lily from Penelope, claiming it was his turn as he held the baby, “No idea, we couldn’t get a straight answer from them.” 
Lily cries, shifting unhappily in Derek’s arms who immediately looks panicked, and Emily takes a step forward only for Dave to offer his hands to Derek who hands the baby over.
“Cosa c'è che non va, piccolo,” Dave says as he paces slightly, smirking at Derek when she stops crying almost immediately. 
“She doesn’t speak Italian, Rossi,” Derek grumbles, crossing his arms over his chest, and Dave laughs. 
“She’s two months old, she doesn’t speak English either,” Dave replies, raising his eyebrow and Emily shakes her head at both of them.
“Babies don’t start to recognise language until they are 6-9 months old,” Spencer chips in, “But in the first few months they start to pick up on tone of voice and how to interpret emotions in voices.” 
“I don’t know why I read all those baby books when I could have just asked you, Spence,” Emily says, patting him on his shoulder. It felt good to be here, to be surrounded by the people she knew were her family, and for a brief moment, she almost regrets the fact she wouldn’t be part of the team moving forward. Grief for a part of her life she’d never get back takes up space in her chest for a few seconds before Lily starts to cry again, and it all fades away as she looks at her daughter. It was worth it. Every change and sacrifice she’d made in her life was worth it because she was going to make sure her daughter knew she came first no matter what. “I’ll take her.” 
She eases Lily back into her arms and feels the usual sense of relief she felt every time she held her little girl against her chest. She looks back up at her friends and feels her cheeks go red when she realises they are all staring at her. 
“What?” She asks, clearing her throat and raising her eyebrows, stopping herself from smiling when they all look away quickly as if they had been caught doing something wrong. 
“Motherhood looks good on you,” Penelope says, a wistful look in her eyes, “That’s all.”
“But don’t worry,” Derek adds, his hand on Emily’s shoulder as he squeezes it, “You still look incredibly intimidating even when you’re holding a baby.”
She chuckles proudly and opens her mouth to respond but is cut off as Aaron’s office door opens and Strauss walks out, stalking away without even looking at them. JJ and Aaron follow shortly after with solemn looks on both their faces.
As soon as Aaron’s eyes meet Emily’s she feels the earlier uneasy feeling in her stomach take root, immediately blooming, the flowers spreading to her chest and clogging her lungs.
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The journey home is a silent one, Lily fast asleep in the back of the car, exhausted from being loved on by everyone. 
Emily keeps casting glances at her husband, her eyes fixed on how tightly he’s grasping the steering wheel. As they pull into their driveway she clears her throat, “Honey-”
“Not now, Em,” he says, cutting her off, the tone to his voice not one he often used with her. He sighs as he turns off the engine and turns to look at her, “Sorry, just…not yet,” he says and she nods. He smiles gratefully in return and looks into the back of the car, his smile going soft when he sees Lily’s still fast asleep in the reflection in the mirror they have attached to her car seat, “Want me to get her?” 
“Yeah,” she replies, unclipping her seatbelt, “I fed her before we left Quantico, so you can probably take her straight upstairs.”
She knows he liked doing that. That he treasured the moments he had with their daughter when he got back from a case, and she thinks he needs it now more than ever. He reaches over the centre console and presses a kiss to her lips, “I’ll take her up, meet you in the living room?” 
She nods, cupping his cheek and kissing him again before he pulls away, her thumb pressing into his dimple. She follows him into the house and watches as he takes Lily out of her car seat. It never failed to amaze her how gentle he was with Lily and Jack, how delicate he could be with hands that made a standard issue Glock look like a toy gun. 
He carries Lily over and holds her so Emily can drop a kiss on her forehead, “See you in a few hours when you’re hungry again, sweet girl,” she kisses her again and stands up straight to look at her husband, “Do you want some scotch?” 
He nods and secures Lily to his chest, “Thanks, sweetheart,” he turns and heads for the stairs, “Come on Lily-Pad.” 
She blows out a breath as she watches them go and heads to the kitchen to pour him a drink before carrying it through to the living room. She takes a sip of it before she puts the glass down and sinks into the couch.
JJ was leaving the BAU. 
It was a shock, something Emily hadn’t seen coming at all, and based on how the team had responded she hadn’t been the only one. It was another change for a group of people who didn’t always handle change well, and residual guilt for leaving the team herself was sparking in her blood. She knew things would be different, but JJ would still be in their lives, just not in the way they were used to. 
Emily felt bad for her friend for being forced to do a job she had tried to turn down, but in a way that felt a little selfish, most of her concern right now was for Aaron. She knew her husband, she knew he’d shoulder this. That he’d take the blame from the team as if he could have stopped this, as if he hadn’t tried. It was a burden to bear that he rarely shared, one she wanted to help him carry. 
“I tried to stop it.”
She turns at looks at him. He was standing a couple of feet away from the couch, his tie and suit jacket now gone and his hair ruffled from where he’d run his fingers through it, one of the tells he could never hide from her. 
“I know you did, honey,” she replies, offering her hand to him, linking their fingers together when he takes it as he sits down next to her. She squeezes his hand and rests her head on his shoulder, “I know.” 
He sighs and turns to kiss the top of her head. His chest felt tight, heavy and stuffed full of everything he knew he’d have to do now. The thought of navigating the team's reactions to this, to hiring a replacement not only for Emily but for JJ now too. Two gaps in his team that felt insurmountable, the women who had left them irreplaceable in every way. Emily lifts their hands to her lips and kisses his knuckles, smiling at him as their eyes meet. 
At least Emily was right here with him. He hadn’t lost her. She hadn’t gone anywhere, hadn’t left a literal hole in his life. She’d made a decision to protect their family, something he thinks made him fall even more in love with her. 
“Can we talk about something else?” He asks, wanting to think about anything other than this, “I just…I need a break.” 
She nods and squeezes his hand. She was no stranger to needing to digest things herself first, it was one of the many ways they were similar, and she could give him this. 
“Lily’s social security card arrived today,” she says as she leans into his side, feeling the tension seep from his shoulders as she changes the subject.
He smiles softly, “She’s a whole person recognised by the government now.” 
Emily rolls her eyes at him and fights a smirk, “I have no idea where we’re going to keep that until she actually needs it.” 
“I have Jack’s,” he says, running his hand up and down her arm. She looks at him curiously, and he smiles wryly, already knowing what she’s thinking, “Haley has the same…level of skill as you when it comes to keeping important documents safe so she asked me to look after it. I’ll make sure it’s kept with his.” 
She hums and keeps her eyes fixed on the profile of his face, giving herself a moment before she carries on, pulling the folded envelope out of her jeans pocket before she hands it to him.
“It’s not the only thing that arrived in the mail today.” 
He smiles curiously at her, the crease she loved in between his eyebrows making an appearance, and she has to bite the inside of her cheek to stop herself from smiling too hard. He unfolds the envelope and frowns as a credit card sized piece of plastic falls into his lap. He lifts it and turns it over to stare at it, his breath catching in his chest when he realises what it is. It was her social security card but it was new, the name on it standing out to him, forcing him to blink a few times to make sure he was reading it correctly.
Emily Elizabeth Hotchner. 
“I applied for it when I did Lily’s at the hospital,” she says, shrugging as if it didn’t mean everything as he looks up at her, “I wanted to surprise you.” 
He laughs, the sound catching in his chest, mixing in with the pride and love he felt growing there, “You…you changed your name?” 
She nods, biting her lower lip as she tries to hold back the emotions that take her by surprise, her eyes burning with unexpected tears, “Yeah,” she says, clearing her throat to stop her voice from shaking, “I changed my name.” 
It takes a second for him to react, but he hauls her into his lap, swallowing the squeal she lets out with the movement as he kisses her. She settles herself into his lap, her knees on either side of his hips and her arms around his neck. 
“I thought you didn’t want to,” he says, the hand not grasping the card in her hair, tangling in the shorter than usual locks. It wasn’t something that had ever bothered him. He didn’t need her to have the same name as him to know she loved him, and one of the things about her he’d always loved was her independence, her absolute surety of who she was. But seeing her name matched with his had lit something he didn’t know was there deep in his belly.
“I didn’t,” she says, running her fingers through his hair, “But when I was in the hospital and Lily and I had those bracelets on,” she smiles as she thinks about the hospital bracelets they’d kept, her emotional attachment to physical things seemingly only increasing the longer she was with him, as if physical imprints of their love could be found on them, “Our names were different and I wondered why I wanted to keep the name of two people who always put everything but me first instead of sharing the same name as my family. The same name as you,” she smiles, not judging herself for once as a tear slips past her lashline, “I’ll still be Prentiss at work I think, but I’ll be Hotchner everywhere it counts.” 
He stares at her, awe and love for the woman pressed up against him threatening to overwhelm him, “I love you.” 
It feels like a ridiculous thing to say, but it’s all he can manage, and he only hopes that she knows it’s so much more than three simple words, that he’d never be able to get across what she means to him. 
“I love you too,” she replies, stamping her lips against his before she takes the card from him and groans as she looks at it, “This means I need to get a new driver's license and I’ll end up with this haircut on it.” 
“You’re beautiful,” he says, wrapping his arms around her and tugging her impossibly closer, taking the opportunity to kiss her exposed collarbone, unimpeded by hair hanging down past it, “So beautiful.” 
She sighs and holds him close, encouraging him to continue to kiss her skin, her eyes drifting shut as she settles into the feeling of it. She rolls her hips against his and groans as he stops, pulling back from her, his eyes full of desire and concern in equal measure. She’d be offended if she didn’t know he’d stopped before they’d even really started because he was putting her first, making sure she was entirely comfortable before they carried on.
“Em-”
She smiles at him and crawls off his lap, standing up and offering him a hand, “Come on,” she says, pulling him close when he stands and kissing him, “We probably have time for a joint shower before she wakes up.” 
He puts his hands on her hips, a tension to his grip that she knows is stronger than the one he had on his self control, “Are you sure?” 
She nods and leans in to kiss him, swiping her tongue through his mouth before she pulls back suddenly, “I’ve never been more sure of anything.” 
He doesn’t need any more convincing, his arms banding around her from behind as he guides them up the stairs, both of them muffling their laughter and groans as they barely disconnect from each other all the way to their bedroom. They successfully sneak past Lily’s bassinet and into the ensuite. 
The moment the door is closed Aaron is on her, his hands under her shirt and his lips against hers, and Emily loses herself in the feel of him. 
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fritextramole · 1 month
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watching the stars go by
part 2 of an Eric van der Woodsen playlist - best heard in order
tracklist and quotes under the cut
Columbia River ~ Lomelda
Everybody tries to fall in love but I just keep making friends When I sort through the stars at night I'm looking for some kind of sign of the end
42 ~ Sage Crosby
Barely know where I've been Always getting distracted On the edge of falling in
Take My Hand ~ Matt Berry
So say you'll come, please don't go You could be the one for all I know Well, I don't know you, though I'd sure like to I can see the light, it looks like you
Life Eternal ~ Ghost
Can you hear me say your name–forever? Can you see me longing for you–forever, forever? Would you let me touch your soul–forever?
Come As You Are ~ Nirvana
Come as you are, as you were As I want you to be As a friend, as a friend As an old enemy Take your time, hurry up Choice is yours, don't be late Take a rest as a friend
Lump ~ The Presidents Of The United States Of America
Is this lump outta my head? I think so
Limo 4 Emos ~ Watsky
And you deserve greater, I know I'm no savior But I'm here right now, so let's go Kinda feels like we've been running every day of our lives And shattering hearts and havin' ours cracked But if you went and threw the broken hearts in a pile And added the stack, then what do you have?
Dear Sister ~ The Pretty Reckless
Dear sister, can you help me lie? I’ve told the truth so many years But no one seems to wanna hear that I’m not someone else inside
I Wanna Boi ~ PWR BTTM
I wanna boy to keep the bed warm while I shower I wanna boy to keep the bed warm while we're watching tv I wanna boy to keep the bed warm When the whole house is freezing I wanna boy who isn't anything like me
I Want to Kiss You ~ The Spook School
I want to run my fingers through your hair And hear you say you’ve never done this before With someone like me
Fog ~ The Regrettes
When you say my name I start to feel crazy I can't help but wonder how we got here I look at you, fog starts to clear
What You Stole ~ Matt Doyle
Still I’m taken by the depth of your eyes I was weakened in the moment we met While I’ve always had a list full of lies I don’t need to use a single one yet I’ve already lost control Those eyes will be the death of me, I’m sure I’ll let you keep what you stole If you promise just to take a little more
You Are My Sunshine ~ Kina Grannis
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are gray You'll never know dear, how much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away
like i’m all you know ~ LJ Mercer
I am safe and I'm warm tonight I'm reckless when you're on my mind I'm this close to catching a flight
I Will ~ Mitski
I will take good care of you, I will take good care of you Everything you feel is good if you would only let you I will wash your hair at night and dry it off with care I will see your body bare and still I will live here So stay with me, hold my hand There's no need to be brave
Buzzcut Season ~ Lorde
And I'll never go home again (Place the call, feel it start) Favorite friend (And nothing's wrong when nothing's true) I live in a hologram with you
Tonight Tonight ~ Celeste
I was listening to love songs, no one listens anymore I thought of who you were beneath the clothing that you wore I tried to tune you out, but you could never be ignored You could never be ignored And I'd rather be myself, although it's never seen on show Looking for your shadow in your light beneath the door And I want you, oh, so badly, no, I've never wanted more
Alone, Pt. II ~ Alan Walker, Ava Max
And all the cool kids did their own thing I was on the outside always looking in Yeah, I was there but I wasn't They never really cared if I wasn't We all need that someone who gets you like no one else Right when you need it the most We all need a soul to rely on, a shoulder to cry on A friend through the highs and the lows
This December ~ Ricky Montgomery
I wanna see you with your head wide open Empty in the ground, gone without a sound Just another white elm growing at the end of town
i <3 u ~ boy pablo
Who could I trust? Needed a shoulder to cry on You meant much more than that You took me by surprise The way you walked into my darkened life You sent the storm away Never expected you to be a friend to me You meant much more than that
To Be Alone With You ~ Sufjan Stevens
You gave your body to the lonely They took your clothes You gave up a wife and a family You gave your ghost To be alone with me
Nice And Quiet ~ Bedouine
I've tried so hard To be there for you It seems it may mean Disappearing for you I don't want to run I don't want to try to fight it Every time I try I find new ways to deny it I will try my best to Keep my head nice & quiet For you
Vampires ~ Wishing
But now it’s night time And I just need you here beside me Because when you’re gone it’s like I can’t breathe And all I want to do is get away So tell me that you’re outside You’re out there waiting in the moonlight To take me places that I can’t reach
Me & My Dog ~ boygenius
Tell your friend I'll be alright In the morning, it won't matter I wanna be emaciated I wanna hear one song without thinkin' of you I wish I was on a spaceship Just me and my dog and an impossible view
Duvet ~ bôa
And you don't seem the lying kind A shame that I can read your mind And all the things that I read there Candlelit smile that we both share And you know I don't mean to hurt you But you know that it means so much And you don't even feel a thing I am falling I am fading I am drowning Help me to breathe
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Amelia’s Ikemen Vampire Contact List
The contact names and group chats I would have for these chaos men.
Napoleon Bonaparte - Panty Sniffer👀☹️
Either this name or “Trashy Fanfic Author✍️💕” would be my contact name for him
IRL Napoleon wrote a self insert love novel, so I’m saying Ikemen!Napoleon did that
It would probably switch between those two, if I’m being honest
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Fucking Germaphobe✋🙄
Pretty self-explanatory
I’d make fun of him for it and he’d probably yell at me for sneezing and coughing around him-
SORRY I CAN’T CONTROL WHEN I SNEEZE, YOU CLEAN WHORE-
Leonardo da Vinci - The Bisexual Cat Man💗💜💙🐈‍⬛
One, this man sleeps like a fucking cat
Whenever and where ever he wants
Two, you can’t tell me Leo and Comte haven’t at least had one maybe maybe not drunk night of sex together
Also, it’s a historical fact that Leonardo da Vinci, in real life, was most likely gay
But I’m saying Ikemen!Leo is definitely bisexual
His sex drive doesn’t discriminate-
And there I go rambling again, this isn’t my headcanons on what these sexuality of these weirdos is, it’s what their contact names would be in my phone-
Arthur Canon Doyle - Attention Slut Writer💃✍️
He doesn’t charge for attention, he gets it for free-
Also we’d probably just end up sending each other weird memes that we find while we’re up and on the internet at, like, one in the morning
Vincent van Gogh - Bubba😇🎨💛
As I’ve stated before, the van Gogh brothers have unofficially adopted me, so I’m their baby sister now
And I’m pretty sure people would ask if I’m actually related to them since me and Vincent both have the baby face curse-
Theodorus van Gogh - Bubba🖕🥞💙
Again, unofficially adopted older brother
Except we’re assholes to each other because that’s how we show our love to each other
Even though the bitch calls me a damn hondje-
I’m using salt instead of sugar in his pancakes for a month-
Dazai Osamu - Window 🪟
Seriously that’s all I got
He just climbs in through the windows to get into rooms, even my room
He’s a weirdo, but so am I, so I can’t really judge him-
Isaac Newton - Apple Pie 🍎🥧❤️
I’m his mom friend, I’m allowed to tease him
Also it was either this or “Fucking Nerd 🤓” and I didn’t want to be that mean
Also I’m the only one allowed to make apple pie for him because I don’t make fun of him for it outside of one tiny comment-
William Shakespeare - Wilhelm Shookspear🎭📝🍐
Tbh, I’d mispronounce his name just to piss him off
And then I invite him over to piss off Theo so that Will won’t be mad at me because I find him at least decent
Also, he’s Vincent’s bestie, why would I keep my unofficially adopted big brother away from his bestie he’s probably kissed while drunk once or twice
Le Comte de Saint-Germain - Mommy Comte🥰🥰
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Comte is the mother of the mansion and Leonardo is the chill as fuck dad
Also, the residents are his children
It’s literally canon that he unofficially adopted them
Sebastian/Akihiko Satou - Husband 🥰
Self-explanatory
I could’ve been mean, but I love him too much and he’d revoke my affection privileges for a week and replace them with twice as many forehead flicks
Meanie bobeanie
But I love him-
Vlad - Strawberry Shortcake🍰💐🥀
It was either this name or “Dusty Old Man😐”
And he’s pretty as fuck, so that name didn’t really fit in my opinion-
I give him free strawberry desserts, he gives me free flowers to decorate the mansion with
It’s a win-win, really
Johann Georg Faust - Pyromania💥💥💥
Tbh, I’d make fun of him for his death all the fucking time
Mutual agreement that we insult each other and try to kill each other half the time and the other half we civilly interact with a sprinkle of petty insults
It’s fun!
Charles-Henri Sanson - Baby Blues💙💙
He has pretty eyes, what do you want from me?
Also he’s a babie, he needs love!
I’m borderline adopting most of these idiots at this point but I don’t care-
THEY’RE TRAUMATIZED AND ADORABLE!!
ESPECIALLY CHARLES
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lyndwyrm0 · 7 months
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W.B Obbly's Obelisk Observer Society ( @gargoyle-doyle )
Timeline of the obelisk throughout the ages :-) get cozy this is a big long post :0
All of these are dated either by the original sources of the images or by us, through cunning cleverness and wild assumptions. Thanks for tolerating our inaccuracies and please feel free to point out anything you think is a mistake! I will site as many of the sources that I can track down in our files without losing my mind, if i left one out it's for your own safety (it was probably an accident). For the images that are really small I will include zoomed in/circled versions at the bottom of this post :-)
(this is not all of the images we have of the obelisk, just the ones that are relevant enough to give an idea of what it looked like/ where it was throughout the 1, 1/2 centuries it was on Southsea beach)
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This drawing is dated 1729, and (I'm not sure if the quality is going to be butchered when I upload this) but there is a *tiny* little wooden post towards the left of the water which is listed in the written key as "6 Felton's Gibbet who stab'd the D of Buckingham". (scroll to bottom for zoomed in ver)
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1765: listed as "10. Feltons Gibbet" and is the post of wood in the near centre of the image. (zoomed in version at bottom :3) one source says that this image (or one very similar) is from 1750 instead. Believe whichever one you want :))
The gibbet post was replaced with the obelisk sometime around 1782
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(est) 1830's: we got this image from the Portsmouth Historic Environmental record on their facebook and they had it listed as around the 1830's. Our obelisk is (most likely) the one on the right.
Around the 1850's onward things become really confusing and, in our files, very disorganized.
Southsea esplanade was built around 1852, along with Clarence pier around 1860. We think that the obelisk was moved during this construction (not very far, just further inland) along with the other monuments along the beach.
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According to this Hampshire Telegraph from 1884, W.H. says that it was sometime around 1850 that Frederick Fitzclarence added the inscription on the obelisk, commemorating the construction of the esplanade. Among the other things Fitzclarence was doing to 'make his mark' on Southsea beach, he added two monuments dedicated to the Duke of Wellington and Admiral Lord Nelson which also went missing - might be W.B. Obbly Society's next research task :))
Then there's This link: H. Percy Boulnois says that "Amongst other improvements which I carried out along the sea front was the re-arrangement of the various monuments" so potentially he had something to do with the obelisks obscurity during this time period. I'm not too sure but I think this is sometime in the mid 1880's seeing as he was elected borough engineer in 1883 (I recommend reading the History in Portsmouth page linked above because it's super interesting; he also built Canoe lake and was friends with Arthur Conan Doyle - although it seems like there were very few people who weren't friends with Arthur Conan Doyle during his time in Southsea)
Anyways, all of this ^ was just to say that we have a few drawings that I might make a separate post about (I will link it here if I do ;) but I'm not adding them to this timeline because we can't even be entirely sure that the obelisk is in them.
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These two photos are the first photographs we have of the obelisk! Both are dated from 1854 and found on the royal collection trust site. The first one is titled "The fleet at anchor" and the second one is titled "The Neptune coming out of harbour" and also shows either the Wellington or the Nelson monument as well.
Even though I said I was going to make a separate post about this, I'm terribly unreliable and lie constantly so here's one of the drawings that confuses us from around the 1850's:
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This is one of the many drawings we have with a wacko looking version of the obelisk, so wacko that we can't even really tell if that is the obelisk in the background. My current theory is that artists who drew Southsea beach hated drawing the obelisk so they just took as many creative liberties as possible to make it look completely unrecognizable. But given the placement in comparison to the 1854 photos where the obelisk is literally visible ??? still can't be too sure honestly lets just move on before I get upset
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The only date that I can find for these two drawings is 1871, both from alamy images, the obelisk would be one of the structures near the 'street' in the bottom left. In the second image it looks like it has been removed for construction? (also clearly visible in the second image is the bases of the Wellington and Nelson statues on either side of the tramlines - which is interesting as neither of the actual statues themselves are there despite the fact that according to their memorial page the Wellington statue remained in place at least until 1874? This means one of these sources is wrong and I'm out to find out which one >:-( if anybody is even reading this and happens to know something pls tell me imbegging
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In 1881 there is this newspaper extract (Hampshire Chronicle Feb 5th 1881) that claims the obelisk was removed for construction and found to be too decayed to be re-erected so instead it was replaced by a fa-simile. RIP to the original obelisk :(
Another article from 1881 says that the new obelisk was painted brown instead of white because people thought the original white looked moldy and gross (lol)
We still have photos from after the article where it still appears white, but honestly it's colour varies a lot so whatever
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1892, obelisk is the white structure in the centre of this photo
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1894, I think the obelisk is just barely visible in the shadows to the left of the pier
Between the 1890's and the 1930's we have a sad gap in our photo collection BUT there are plenty of newspaper extracts that mention the obelisk so we know it was definitely still there during this time period, I won't include all of them as I'm planning on making a separate post dedicated to the newspapers mentions. (acquired through our buddy David who gave us access to the online newspaper archive)
*we do have one photo estimated from 1900 which i've added at the very bottom of this post
The most notable newspaper entry from this time period is Feb 22nd 1902 and it says that the obelisk was blown down in a storm. (sorry its blurry)
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We know that it was at least rebuilt by 1915 which is its next mention in the papers.
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1930: This image is from the evening news March 13th, 1930. This is a photo that we would kill to find the original version of, as it is maybe our best bet of getting a good look at the inscription. I'll probably go into more detail on a separate post.
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1934, from a newspaper article signed "W.G." that we think was written by William Gates based on the monuments and memorials website.
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Skipping to this image dated "1930's" that I found randomly in one of my textbooks while I was doing my geography homework, which just happens to be one of the best images with have of the obelisk from this era. My best guess is that this is mid - late 1930's (based on absolutely nothing other than intuition and the cars in the photo) Thank you to my geography teacher for assigning local sea defense's as a research task as it led me to the Southsea coastal scheme booklet :)
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1937, there are a lot of photos just like this one from old Southsea postcards with the obelisk far in the background but this is the only one I have with a specific date - thus making it timeline worthy
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We have this image dated as 1939, making it the most recent photo we have of the obelisk so far. Portsmouth music scene website has a really similar image of the pier (scroll wayyy down on that link), with the sign advertising "Hugh Frossard and his broadcasting band", who performed at clarence pier in June 1939.
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The zoomed in images ! sorry these are still kind of blurry
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(this is a black and white version of the 1894 clarence pier pic because you can see the outline of the obelisk better)
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Bonus images!! I dont have specific dates for these two but I really like them :-))
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*This is the one estimated around 1900, but I can't remember where I found this image/where I got that date from which makes me suspicious
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It's also super hard to see the obelisk in the background but here's the best close up I can get you
Bye!!
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Oh actually there’s running gag in how convenient that a lot of historical figures are in one game
AC syndicate is one of the most infamous, because despite it taking over a year. We meet Frederick Abberline, Charles Dickinson and Darwin(actually there a lot of tongue meta jokes with him. As his theory of evolution is still accurate in ac. He doesn’t know that humanity to primatesto what dogs are to wolves), Karl Marx (sadly you can’t kill him), Alexander Graham Bell, Nightingale, and the motherfucking Queen Victoria
Not counting dlc with Arthur Doyle and Deup Singh
And yes we do have dlc centered around Jack the Ripper
Oh shit I forgot there ww1 segment where you work with Winston Churchill
Another thing, so in the halo series, there a propaganda line of “Spartans never die, there just Missing In Action”
It took Herdotus in odyessy, yes the Father of History (or Lies to the Egyptians), saying that Spartan poem of them being immortal I went
“Wait that where halo got it from?!”
Actually leaks said William Adams is going to be in the game too. I presuming third act or late game, wait could Adams travel to other places after becoming a samurai? I can see him being used a mechanic to explain how we can go to other countries like India
Btw I meet Rolo of Normandy in Valhalla when he was 17…in a medieval bdsm dungeon while he blindfolded and wiped
Dear god Middle Ages England was truly the apocalypse
Also I only realize it after the endgame…young Rolo actually lives in my settlement for a bit
But yeah I can see them making up a relationship with Yasuke and William Adams. Oh another joke
A Japanese: another Gajin join us?’
Yasuke: Yes and make him a proper samurai this time
Oh this is Valhalla main menu theme. But rest to sure the ac red music will be authentic
https://youtu.be/bApSPN-5TxQ?si=FcMKeReMxCuxGpxW
Hell the teaser trailer I sent actually ends with the game Japanese cover of ac iconic song ezio family
Lots of stuff ending with Oh shit I forgot there ww1 segment where you work with Winston Churchill
Doyle and Churchill don't quite fit, Deup Singh either but in the other direction
It took Herdotus in odyessy, yes the Father of History (or Lies to the Egyptians), saying that Spartan poem of them being immortal I went “Wait that where halo got it from?!”
Josephus is a good historian to read too, and it's entirely possible that's where they got it, not sure the poem tho so can't say for sure.
Actually leaks said William Adams is going to be in the game too. I presuming third act or late game, wait could Adams travel to other places after becoming a samurai? I can see him being used a mechanic to explain how we can go to other countries like India
Ya Tokegawa let him go back to England even at some point, he had freedom of movement probably had to still have permission from the boss to leave Japan but well
List of foreign-born samurai (Yasuke doesn't make the cut because they can't 100% prove he was or wasn't a samurai.) but this list goes through their credentials or however you want to put it.
For Addams it was
250 koku. He was granted the rank of Hatamoto, a fief and 80-90 servants. Interpreter and shipwright of Tokugawa Shogunate.
Only one managed a higher worth.
Btw I meet Rolo of Normandy in Valhalla when he was 17…in a medieval bdsm dungeon while he blindfolded and wiped Dear god Middle Ages England was truly the apocalypse
Not just in Europe either, though that's where we have the specific information about things, shit was bad in Asia, the middle east, and Africa too. Lots of those areas had the same problem too.
But yeah I can see them making up a relationship with Yasuke and William Adams. Oh another joke A Japanese: another Gajin join us?’ Yasuke: Yes and make him a proper samurai this time
I take it Yasuke managed to pick up the language ok then, Addams did ok but still had a interpreter with him all the time too just in case.
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Oh that's pretty
Hell the teaser trailer I sent actually ends with the game Japanese cover of ac iconic song ezio family
I didn't catch that apparently, that's cool af
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quill-of-thoth · 1 year
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Re: medical school in your post abt Watson and Holmes' ages: "medical school" isn't a thing in the UK. You study medicine as an undergraduate (i.e. straight out of school at 18) and the course takes 5-6 years depending on the university. So Watson's age is perhaps 18 + 5/6 + some years (?) in the army, i.e. 26 at least.
Hi Nonny, thank you so much for the information! Based on my research into the late 1800's, a five to six year medical school stint is less likely (though possible): most men going to medical school (read: attending university with the intent to get a medical degree, though there were some institutions that were only for studying medicine) and graduating in the 1870's and 1880's were emerging with MD degrees at the ages of 22 or 23. There just wasn't as much medicine to be schooled in yet. So this doesn't change too much regarding Dr. John Watson's biography prior to A Study in Scarlet Here are a handful of other doctors who graduated in the 1870's through 1900, for context. Dr. Theodore Acland (graduated age 22) Christopher Addison (graduated age 23) Thomas Allinson (graduated age 21) Alfred Barrs (graduated age 22) Thomas Bond (Graduated age 24, known for his work in criminal profiling, particularly for his attempts to profile Jack the Ripper)
You'll notice that all of these last names start with A or B, and that's just an artifact of how I checked my work. Once I found a list of late 19th century english physicians, and looked up a dozen famous doctors of the approximate right era I quit looking: the ones that were in their middle or late twenties when receiving their degrees were in the minority, likely because, for reasons I mentioned in the original timeline: the Victorian doctor spent two to three years on his professional education before getting a degree and entering some sort of practice - whether he became an army doctor like Watson, worked in a hospital, or became a junior partner in another physician's practice.
Wikipedia does a large list of famous 18th century doctors, for anyone else looking to do a little recreational research today. I've been sticking to people with articles that are more than stubs, with definite years of birth and graduation, (So not William Henry Allchin, great name by the way, who received his degree at age 25 but who I just don't have the data on to know if he started medical school a couple years later than average or what,) and unfortunately to the men, to make sure I'm getting a broad enough sample of Watson's contemporaries, given that a lot of women who were doctors did not take the exact same route in their studies, either needing to spend more time traveling to institutions that would take them, being denied entry to their examinations due to gender, or a whole host of other things. There were also a number of men finishing degrees at 25, even among the people I dismissed as being born too early to be a good comparison: not everybody went directly to medical school at 18 or 19, and of course you have to consider things like travel taking forever and disease being harder to treat when determining if any individual was a year behind or so in their course of study. Specializing into newer fields also took longer: briefly looking at people who went into neurology (then a much newer field) or specialized in pediatrics, they tended to gain their degrees a little later. (Fun note: While scraping through this list I found a couple of famous fellows named Beddoes: whether we decide Watson is searching for aliases to protect the guilty or Doyle is inventing names for characters, we may know where he got the name for poor Mr. Trevor's friend in The Gloria Scott.) As always, I am being incredibly normal about this. Hope it helped! Someone at least.
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Jo, feel free to save and answer this ask whenever you have the time, but I love your writing style so much and I'm curious to know what your favorite books are? I used to be such an avid reader as a kid, but I find it so hard as an adult to find books that really hook me. It's like I need something more enjoyable than Faulkner but not anywhere near as formulaic as Nicholas Sparks, but those are the type of books that fill up many recommendation lists!
I love a nice, long novel that follows a character and their development over timen (can you tell why I like your work?). Some of my favorites are East of Eden, Vanity Fair, and I Know This Much Is True.
What have you read that you couldn't put down?
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ohhhhhhh what a question. This is gonna need a read more.
I will admit to being a huge fan of young adult lit, despite being 33. A group of my friends and I go to YALLFest every fall to shout at our favorite authors. Some of my favorites from this category are Taherah Mafi (specifically her stand-alones "An Emotion of Great Delight" and "A Very Large Expanse of Sea"), Libba Bray (The Diviner's Series!!!! The Gemma Doyle Trilogy!!!!), Leigh Bardugo (specifically the Six of Crows duology and the Ninth House series), Sarah Dessen (though I'll admit this is mostly out of loyalty and nostalgia at this point and I think if I read her books fresh as an adult i would not love them like i did growing up), Marissa Meyer (The Lunar Chronicles!!!!!!!!!! but another that idk if i would love if i read them NOW instead of at 20), and E. Lockheart (WE WERE LIARS!!!!!).
As far as fiction meant for real adults lol I haven't been a fan of any of her books since the early 2010s but Jodi Picoult was really formative when I was a teenager and is honestly the reason I went for a writing degree. I thought I'd be her when I grew up (haaaa). I really liked Sara Gruen (EXCEPT for the one about monkeys WHO LET HER WRITE THAT), Tara Conklin, Kevin Brockmeier, Margaret Atwood (i once tripled the page assignment for a paper on Handmaid's Tale about a decade before it was a show and got a B for going over the page limit >:( true story). I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE fan of Brunonia Barry - can't recommend The Lace Reader or The Map of True Places enough!
Ok, for my ults - in the YA category it's Maggie Stiefvater (Raven King series, again - not sure how this will read as an adult person but I read them first in my early 20s and I was DEEPLY attached and she's one of the smartest, most wonderful people and I've met her several times and gone to her writing seminars and she's just..... a god tier human and great writer).
For adult fiction ult... N.K. Jemisen. I named the Professor in MFFMHH after her!!!! Nora is like........ literally a genius in our generation. Her trilogy The Broken Earth Trilogy fucked up my brain so bad I'll never recover (and it's also the key inspo for This is a Love Song, my WIP! It's technically a crossover of parts of the world from this series, plus bangtan lmao). It's a GUTTING analogy of colonization, racism, slavery, oppression... hidden behind an almost sci-fi/apocalyptic backdrop. It is SERIOUSLY so so so so so so so good but it will break your brain and fuck you up.
let me know if you end up reading any of these!!!! i love to talk about books!!!!
<3 <3 <3 <3 i hope you're having a good week!!!!
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detective-writes · 11 months
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Introduction and (future) Masterpost!
Hello! My name is Rayx and I decided to revamp a dead sideblog to be something I wanted to try! Here you will find writing but it'll be from requests (either sent in the inbox or DMs)! I will have anon on in but it will be turned off if y'all don't behave.
What I will write, what fandoms I write for, and what I won't write for is under the cut!
Brief DNI: TERFs, H//rry P//tter fans, bigots, prosh//ppers,
Fandoms I'll write for:
Star Wars (The Clone Wars TV show, The OG trilogy, and the recent movies mostly. I have yet to watch the prequels and haven't finished other media.)
Sherlock (Doyle's, Elementary and BBC's mostly.)
Hitman 2016
Hannibal
Fablehaven
Lockwood & CO
Heavy Rain
Red Dead Redemption
Undertale (and any AUs that aren't NSFW)
Supernatural (I haven't watched the finale so please don't spoil anything)
Ace Attorney
Detroit Become Human
Venom (I haven't watched the second movie yet)
Legend of Zelda (I haven't played/watched Tears of the Kingdom)
My Hero Academia (I didn't watch all of it but I watched enough to get an understanding of characters)
Markiplier and Jacksepticeye Egos (is that still the term?)
AFK Arena
More to be added
Fandoms I might write for:
Danganronpa (I've only watched gameplay of THH though)
Attack on Titan
Death Note
Gravity Falls (I'm on the last season but haven't finished)
Rick and Morty
Scooby Doo
Love, Nikki
Slashers (it's under a 'maybe' because I'm not too confident in writing the slashers well but willing to try!)
Cookie Run
What I can write:
Character x Character
Character x Reader
Character Headcanons
Ship Headcanons
X Reader Headcanons
Hurt/Comfort
Fluff
Angst
AUs
Specific Tropes (enemies to lovers, "there's only one bed", etc)
What I won't write:
NSFW (I have a sideblog [ @detective4sideblog ] where I share my NSFW writing and do take requests. This is going to be a SFW blog.)
Inc//stous Pairings (*looks at SWs Clones in specific)
Adult Character x Underage Character
V//re
Over-the-top violence
Anything relating to self harm
Abusive Relationships (even if it's on par for the pairing, I do not feel comfortable writing that)
Ships I Will Write:
Note: Feel free to ask about any I did not list!
Star Wars:
Codywan (Obi Wan/Cody)
Rexwalker (Anakin/Rex)
Padtine (Satine/Padmé)
Obitine (Satine/Obi Wan)
Anakin/Rex/Padmé
Obi Wan/Satine/Cody
Ploit (Plo Koon/Kit Fisto)
Skysolo (Han Solo/Luke Skywalker)
Finpoe (Poe/Finn)
Poe/Rey/Finn
Most other ships you can think of from SWs, feel free to shoot an ask to make sure!
Sherlock:
Mormor (Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty)
Johniarty (John Watson/Jim Moriarty)
Johnastian (John Watson/Sebastian Moran)
Mollrene (Irene Adler/Molly Hooper)
Hooperan (Sebastian Moran/Molly Hooper)
Specifically Victorian Johnlock (John Watson/Sherlock Holmes)
I think that covers everything, though there's others but regardless.
Hitman:
Dianseven (Agent 47/Diana Burnwood)
Hannibal:
Hannigram (Hannibal Lector/Will Graham)
I don't know any other Hannibal ships but feel free to inform me, I'll gladly write for 'em :)
Lockwood & CO:
Locklyle (Anthony Lockwood/Lucy Carlyle)
George/Lucy/Lockwood (is this a ship? Either way, listing it)
Heavy Rain
Jars (Norman Jayden/Ethan Mars)
I might write for Norman/Blake if I like the prompt enough but they aren't my cup of tea. Same goes for Ethan/Madison.
Ethan/Grace (*shrugs*)
RDR
Vandermatthews (Dutch Van Der Linde/Hosea Matthews)
Arthur Morgan/Kiran Duffy (I can't remember their ship name atm)
Charles/Arthur Morgan (I can't remember the shipname again)
Most other pairings you can think of that don't break my "won't write" list :)
Undertale
Sansby (Sans/Grillby)
Burger Guy/Nice Cream Guy
Papyton (Papyrus/Mettaton)
Undyne/Alphys
Soriel (Sans/Toriel)
SPN
Destiel (Castiel/Dean Winchester)
Sabriel (Gabriel/Sam Winchester)
Bobby/Crowley
Like I said, I haven't watched the finale...or much past season 5 or 6 so...yeah.
Ace Attorney
Wrightworth (Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth)
Detective Gumshoe/Phoenix Wright
Maya Fey/Franziska von Karma
Larry Butz/Phoenix Wright
DBH
Reed900 (Gavin Reed/RK-900)
Hankcon (Hank Anderson/Connor)
Markus/Simon
North/Markus
North/Markus/Simon
Venom
The obvious canon Venom/Eddie Brock
LoZ
Zelink (Zelda/Link)
Sidlink (Prince Sidon/Link)
Mipha/Link
Mipha/Zelda
Link/Sheik
Midlink (Midna/Link)
Midna/Zelda
MHA
Honestly anything BUT Midoriya/Bakugo.
Egos
Darkstache (Wilford Warfstache/Darkiplier)
Antiaverage (Antisepticeye/Chase Brody)
Anti/Marvin the Magnificent
Chase Brody/Marvin
Schneeplbro (Doctor Schneeplestein/Chase Brody)
Googleplier/Chase Brody
There's more but I'm forgetting them 😭
AFK Arena
Thane/Baden
Treznor/Nevanthi
Idk any other ships so feel free to request
Masterpost:
Will be updated in the future :)
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promptsfromthecrypt · 2 years
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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒  𝐌𝐘  𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋  𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑  𝐇𝐀𝐒  𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃      ♡      𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎  𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.
per  request  in  high  demand ,  here’s  a  list  of    absolutely  batshit ,  out  of  pocket  things  my  original  character  has  said.    triggers  and  nsfw   will  be   present  in  this  specific  meme.
“ i  acquired  coffee  and  i  know  temporary  peace. ”
“ all  jokes  aside ,  the  idea  of  a  gay  agenda  doesn’t  make  sense.  if  someone  influences  you  to  suck  cock ,  you  probably  already  wanted  to  suck  cock. ”
“ i  am  way  too  hot  and  sleep  deprived  to  deal  with  anything  beyond  the  veil  right  now. ”
“ you  got  the  motherfuckin’  right  to  remain  violent.  hollywood  undead  said  so. ”
“ yeah ,  i  have  nfts.  nice  fuckin’  tits. ”
“ oh ,  you’re  in  his  dms?  you’re  shooting  your  shot?  i’m  his  sleep  paralysis  demon.  i’m  in  the  corner  of  his  room  reciting  the  bee  movie  script  and  there’s  nothing  he  can  do  about  it. ”
“ i  don’t  give  a  shit.  if  you  tell  me  jack  and  sally  weren’t  mean  to  be  i’ll  take  your  kneecaps. ”
“ woke  up  feeling  like  it’d  be  a  fine  day  to  challenge  god  to  a  knife  fight  in  a  denny’s  parking  lot. ”
“ someone  give  my  number  to  paul  rudd  or  bill  murray. ”
“ ( name ) ,  i  am  free  tomorrow  night  for  dinner  tomorrow  night  when  i  am  free. ”
“ the  shrimp  urge  to  fry  rice. ”
“ the  problem  with  pretty  men  is  that  they  know  it. ”
“ let’s  all  be  real  here.  by  now  you  know  i  only  watched  twilight  for  the  dilfs. ”
“ speaking  of  november–––  i  think  the  whole  ‘ no  nut  november ’  is  admirable.  not  for  me  though.  i’ll  be  substituting  with  no  bra.  you’re  welcome. ”
“ i’m  so  hot  today.  and  for  what?  to  be  perceived?  no  thanks. ”
“ what  if  i  fed  ( name )  to  the  new  york  rats . . . ?  hail  raatma  type  shit. ”
“ regular  people?  boring.  only  dilfs ,  cult  leaders ,  and  danger. ”
“ speaking  of  dilfs––– ”
“ thinking  about  them  again.  them  is  aliens.  thinking  about  aliens  again. ”
“ i  have  a  masters  in  dilfology. ”
“ where  are  the  dilfs?  i  was  told  there  would  be  dilfs  here. ”
“ my  body  is  most  definitely  a  temple ,  but  that  temple  just  so  happens  to  be  a  year–round  spirit  halloween. ”
“ curse  of  michael  myers  tommy  doyle  was  an  aquarius.  i  will  not  elaborate. ”
“ it’s  the  audacity  for  me.  instead  of  a  spine ,  because  you’re  a  spineless  fucking  coward ,  that’s  where  you  store  the  audacity. ”
“ if  you  tell  me  i’m  right  about  literally  anything ,  i  will  have  a  spontaneous  orgasm  right  then  and  there.  you  have  stroked  my  ego  to  a  nut. ”
“ what  can  i   say?  i’m  in  demand. ”
“ find  the  silver  lining  and  offer  the  rats  your  enemies  so  you  can  befriend  them  and  come  to  an  agreement  to  leave  each  other  alone. ”
“ i  could  break  him.  i  could  snap  that  fucker  in  half. ”
“ tits  out  on  a  friday  in  november  is  wild  for  sure. ”
“ my  only  redeeming  qualities  are  that  i  have  great  tits  and  i’m  literally  always  right. ”
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krys-loves-otome · 2 years
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Starting The Day [221B-Arthur]
Rating: Teen/Just on the edge of Mature Pairing: Arthur Conan Doyle x Reader Summary: Arthur starts his day with you. Warnings: Suggestive language and actions. It's Arthur, and as we all know: Arthur=just a slight notch above PG-13 Notes: Various times when ao3commentofday posts about different names for varying lengths of fic (drabble, ficlet, etc), on the list, there was a format used by the Sherlock fandom called 221B where you write a piece that's exactly 221 words, the last word starting with the letter B (in reference to Holmes's address, 221B Baker Street). While I have not participated in any Sherlock series fandom, adaptation, or whatever of that respective collective fandom, I thought it would be fun to try the writing format on Ikevamp's Mr. Doyle himself. Because I think it'd be funny and fun
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Also on Ao3!
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"Luv, I might just kiss you."
"You say that every time you see me." 
"And have I ever not delivered on that promise?" Arthur stood up after you set his breakfast tray down, wrapping his arms around you and kissing your nose. “I never seem to be able to start my day without seeing your lovely face.”
“I’m sure the coffee helps out more though.” You reach for his wrinkled shirt, little blue dots sprinkling the cuffs. A sure sign of his late-night escapades, now that he was dating you.
“Oh? This certainly wakes a man more than your delicious coffee.” He smirked, reaching for your collar, his fingers gingerly brushing your jaw, the ink long dried enough to not mark your face.
“Laundry day, Arthur,” you reminded him with a small smack on his wrist, pointedly ignoring his little pout. “it’s going to take forever to get that ink out.”
Arthur sighed. “Pity. Sebas has you on the short rope today, does he?”
You smiled.
"I have the advantage of knowing your habits, my dear Arthur. I let you have your way, and nothing would ever get done.” 
His frown deepened in spite of your fingers making quick work of his remaining buttons, the cotton fabric sliding off his arms. 
He starts, however, feeling your brazen hand on his belt.
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yumedoca · 8 months
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I've been noticing your posts of Detective Conon (is that how it's spelled?) anyways I'd been noticing them and tbh I'd forgotten who it was and I'd been seeing the little boy wondering why he looked so familiar before I remembered where I'd seen him.
He's from the Lupin III X Detective Conon special. That's when it clicked that you were posting Detective Conon. Bro I didn't realize it was him till I remembered this- 😭
[Warning: Rambling's of a fangirl Ahead]
Hai there! Hope you're having a great day!!
Yeah, The Conan (as in Arthur 'Conan' Doyle) X Lupin special was a thing, lol. The thing is that I'm just like you except I'm on the other side of the spectrum, I've only watched Detective Conan, but I haven't watched Lupin at all. I've watched the special as well, but it seems that it was more Lupin focused (I heard it was made for anniversary or something??), so I was kind of confused for some of the parts. There's a crossover movie as well, but after my reaction to the special, I figured that I'd watch both after I have consumed Lupin media. I still haven't watched it but that's because I'm too busy to watch anything at the moment now, but once I'm able to have more free time, I'd love to start watching Lupin since it seems like a lot of fun!!
I'm pretty sure the crossovers were made because both shows share the same animation studio. Detco's (short for detective Conan) mangaka, Gosho Aoyama is a huge fan of the series, even stating Fujiko is his ideal woman. There's even a character who's based off of Fujiko in detco as well!
As for Detective Conan, considering all the fandom I've seen you be a part of (You have great taste BTW), I feel like it would be a shame if you didn't check out the series because I feel it fits perfectly into your tastes. I myself started the series when I heard there were Urusei Yatsura references in the series:
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Couldn't find a clear anime counterpart of this so have the manga version instead. This is only just one of the references though.
And while looking up the reference, I came across a small plot summary and it intrigued me. Then I started the anime and I've been obsessed since. Like Ace Attorney, Detco is a mystery series with tons of lovable characters. It also has an overarching plot which keeps you intrigued at the same time. A series filled with Love, Thrill, Shock and Suspense to the brim. I would highly recommend it!!
You can experience the series by either manga or anime. I'd say for you anime might suit better since the manga is still ongoing, over 100 volumes, is officially licensed but it has localization (the names, 96% of the fandom uses the Japanese names), it is readable on the VIZ app for a small subscription, but the localization problem still exists. Of course, you can read fanscans without localization as well. Mangadex is good site for that.
As for the anime, it has over a 1000 episodes (+ movies and OVA and other stuff) but that's because it has tons of fillers. 65% of the series is canon to the manga. You can easily look up a filler list and watch which are canon according to that. There are good fillers, but you can watch those in your own time. There are movies as well, which even though not canon, I'd definitely still recommend.
I'd say if you're watching the TV series in the quickest time, it would take a few months. I think I took 5-6 months, but I also took a lot of breaks in between so it isn't all that relevant.
Anyways, even though watching Detco is time consuming it is still something I do not and will never regret because of story and characters this amazing (and memeable) and I'm pretty sure everyone else who have watched it feels the same.
Detco does have a sister series called Magic Kaito which is much shorter in case you've decided not to watch Detective Conan. It's a phantom thief focused series with 5 volumes and 25 something episodes. However, if you do watch Detco, you will come across Magic Kaito whether you like it or not..
In the end, the choice is up to you. Sorry for all the rambling, when I start talking about any my favorite things I just can't seem to calm down..
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If you have any queries, feel free to ask! I'm open to any discussion!!
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lauriemorganthal · 8 months
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[billy crudup - 52 - he/him] Introducing LAURIE MORGANTHAL. Word on the street is they are an EDITOR & PUBLISHER & CEO, having been around for THIRTY-FOUR YEARS. Despite an otherwise clear record, sometimes they are known to engage with THE BROTHERHOOD's affairs. Though they are A WORKAHOLIC and RESERVED, they can also be CHARMING and ECCENTRIC. In the chaos of New York City, they're sure to fit right in.
[ sky - 23 - she/her - gmt - no triggers ]
tw: abuse, alcoholism ↴
✧・゚— B A S I C S
— NAME: Florian Henry Morganthal
— NICKNAME/S: Laurie (preferred name)
— D.O.B.: 24th August 1971 (age 52)
— GENDER, PRONOUNS, SEXUALITY: Cis male, he/him, bicurious
— HOMETOWN: Daytona Beach, Florida, USA
— AFFILIATION: Gang - The Brotherhood
— JOB POSITION: Editor & Publisher ; CEO of Empire State Books
— EDUCATION: Bachelors and Masters in English Literature from NYU
✧・゚— P E R S O N A L I T Y
— MBTI: INTP – the logician
— POSITIVE TRAITS: Eccentric, charming, creative, patient, observant
— NEGATIVE TRAITS: Meticulous, reserved, calculated, ambitious, a workaholic
✧・゚— F A M I L Y
— MOTHER: Nancy Alexandra Morganthal (née Harrison)
— FATHER: Mitchell Robert Morganthal
— EX-WIFE: Emily ‘Emmy’ Isabelle McGregor (formerly Morganthal)
✧・゚— A P P E A R A N C E
— FACECLAIM: Billy Crudup
— EYE COLOUR: Brown
— HAIR COLOUR: Black with flecks of grey at the temples
— BUILD: Average
— HEIGHT: 5’ 10”
— SCARS/BIRTHMARKS: A 7cm vertical scar on his left forearm from a tree climbing accident he had as a child
— BODY MODIFICATIONS: N/A
— CLOTHING:
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✧・゚— F A V O U R I T E S
— FOOD: Apples (and apple related desserts)
— DRINK: Scotch whisky
— BOOK: The Hound of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle
— FILM: Schindler’s List (1993)
— TV SHOW: Justified (2010-2015)
— SEASON: Autumn
— COLOUR: Blue
✧・゚— B I O G R A P H Y
— Laurie was born at 5:55pm on 24th August 1971 in Daytona Beach, FL, to Mitchell and Nancy Morganthal. He is their only child.
— As a young boy, Laurie spent many a day at the beach. He mainly went with his friends under the supervision of their parents and spent hours digging trenches in the sand and snorkelling in the sea. He always finds the beach relaxing and, as an adult, wishes he would go more often.
— Laurie grew up wanting to be a pilot like this father. For Halloween he would dress up as a captain and would get his father’s name tag to pin to the jacket. Despite idolising his father, Mitch was away for work for a lot of the time and Laurie’s mother grew paranoid. She began to think he was purposely staying away and having affairs. He always seemed to be making excuses and disappointed both Nancy and Laurie. He missed birthdays and anniversaries and didn’t seem to care very much. Laurie always felt conflicted: Mitch was his father but he was an absent father and figuring out how to feel about the situation was more confusing than anything else.
— Nancy would take out her anger and frustration about Mitch on Laurie. He endured shouting, screaming, and sobbing, and very rarely suffered physical abuse, but when he did he would hide under his bed sheets or in his wardrobe. He would often sneak around the house just so his mother didn’t see him and accidentally trigger a response in her. He never had any lasting physical scars, but the emotional ones were there for life.
— It was during this period of turmoil when Laurie found an escape in books. Thanks to his teacher at school, he was encouraged to read more and instead of spending time with other children he was tucked away in a corner somewhere with a book. He quickly went from falling behind in class to being the student with the highest grades in reading and writing.
— He was bullied for being a ‘nerd’ amongst other things and, against his nature, Laurie punched an older boy in the nose when he stole Laurie’s favourite book from him. Nobody physically messed with him again, but he was still called names and teased until he was 12.
— As he got older, Laurie’s relationship with his mother began to fail. She was drinking a lot, lost her job at a law firm, and was between shifts at local beachside restaurants and bars. At night, Laurie had to put himself to bed when his mother went out to work and had to cook his own meals (eventually being helped by a neighbour who took pity on both him and Nancy and volunteered to assist them).
— Nancy had every right to be paranoid, however, because Mitch was having affairs. She threw his stuff out for him to collect and changed the locks on the doors. He tried to apologise and make up for his so-called mistakes, but Nancy put her foot down. She stopped Mitch from seeing Laurie and kicked him out of their lives for good.
— When he was 9, Laurie’s parents divorced. Despite what she had said about Mitch in anger and hatred and in gratitude for getting rid of him, Nancy was always an emotional wreck. She often cried when she thought Laurie was asleep and would stay in bed most days. Laurie himself, when he wasn’t at school, took care of his mother in the best way he could as neither of them had any other family.
— Laurie didn’t see his father again until his 16th birthday. Mitch showed up to the house uninvited, but because Laurie wanted him there Nancy couldn’t object. Mitch’s gift to his son was the promise of a college education; he had set aside money to be used in another two years for Laurie to go to whatever university he wanted. They both knew by then that Laurie was no longer pursuing his childhood dream of being a pilot and Laurie told his father about his passion for literature. Mitch was supportive and was thrilled that Laurie wanted to go to NYU. Their relationship never fully healed from the strain it took when Laurie was a child, but the two were civil and Mitch never saw Nancy unless absolutely necessary.
— Laurie found popularity at NYU when he started his English Literature degree. He lived in halls of residence and gained many friends from across all different courses, but mainly in English courses. After promising himself not to drink after what happened with his mother, he was peer pressured into partying and consuming alcohol. He never became a heavy drinker, but sometimes found it difficult to stop drinking once he started, but this was usually only the case when he was particularly stressed or angry. He also went out with his first girlfriend during his first year.
— Following his graduation and after struggling to find a job for months (after taking shifts at a diner to earn money) Laurie landed an opportunity at a small publishing house in the city. He started from the bottom, essentially doing the mundane tasks before being being given a chance to do ‘real’ work. The senior members at this company trained him and taught him all the tricks of the trade and set him up for life. Today, that particular company no longer exists as it went bankrupt, but Laurie himself employs several of his old colleagues in his own successful company out of gratitude.
— Laurie lived with an old roommate at the time, which made it slightly easier to pay rent, and through that friend at a Christmas party he met his eventual wife, Emmy, who was starting out in her career as a cardiologist. They were mad for each other; they dated for two years and were engaged for a little over a year before getting married and taking their honeymoon in Italy.
— Emmy wanted a children and also to move closer to her parents in Austin, TX, but Laurie’s mind was fixated on his work. He was rarely out of the office and even when he was he was cooped up in his study at home. Their relationship broke quickly; Laurie and Emmy were always bickering and began to resent each other. Not two years into their marriage, they were divorced and Emmy returned to Texas. It wasn’t until months later that Laurie felt regret for what happened: he had a beautiful, talented, wonderful wife and he let that go without even realising how much of a mistake he made. But in true Laurie fashion, he distracted himself through his work and having flings with other women.
— Between the ages of 27 and 43, Laurie worked at several different publishers in the city and worked with many prestigious clients. He even did some work for a publishing company in London very briefly. He’d been considering setting up his own company for several years and now that he had made a name for himself he felt capable and confident enough to do. Thus began Empire State Publications: named after Laurie’s self-proclaimed home and set up in a Manhattan office building. It specialises in novels, but also publishes comics, magazines, and online works.
— He is the editor and publisher of Val Dupont’s @yarn-spinning hit books from the ‘Margot Sees Magic’ series. Laurie is trusted by Val to ensure their creative vision gets across in their books and that all mistakes made during the drafting process using Val’s speech-to-text technology are corrected. The two formed both a professional and personal relationship.
— Through Val, Laurie was roped into the dealings of the Brotherhood. He believed that his skills and personality would fit in and could be put to further use and found himself in communications, using his connections in various social circles and industries to pass along messages and intelligence.
— Laurie also never sees either of his parents anymore. He cut himself off from his mother after his divorce because of her continued toxicity and doesn’t know where his dad is. He’s glad that neither of them are around and that he can focus on his own life without having to worry about anyone else. It might seem selfish, but after years of putting up with pain and putting his mother first he can finally be free.
✧・゚— W A N T E D C O N N E C T I O N S
— EDITORIAL ASSISTANT: This muse would work closely with Laurie, organising his meetings and doing other admin jobs as well as supporting other editors. The two of them would more than likely end up as friends outside of the office too, but that can be UTP!
— AUTHORS & EDITORS: If your muse is a new author or a bestselling author, then they might have their book published and edited by Empire State Publications, or maybe by Laurie himself! Or perhaps they’re an editor who has been around since the company’s founding or are just starting their new job at ESP. Either way your muse would know Laurie in a professional setting.
— FLINGS: Laurie likes to frequent bars, usually higher-end ones, on his quieter evenings and will flirt if he’s in the mood. He’s incredibly charming and skilful in the art of persuasion, which can lead to sharing drinks and perhaps even an invitation back to his apartment. If your muse chooses to stay, then they can expect an interesting night ahead.
— AN OLD FLAME: if you, like me, would like explore Laurie’s softer side and explore his younger years, then your muse could be his very first girlfriend! They met at NYU and were mad for each other and fate had a cruel hand in splitting them up- the rest is up to you!
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jhsharman · 1 year
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It is clearly an expression or song lyric, even as I was not familiar with it. Given this is from the writer Frank Doyle -- who casually dropped lines from his listening list in his stories -- my quick guess is "Frank Sinatra!" -- and sure enough, Frank Sinatra covered the song. But this correction of the word "don't" becomes ever more interesting because -- a story from the next calendar year later and uncorrected with a reprinting within two years of the other reprint --
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Haphazard slightly ad hoc editing, not knowing it is correct one day, and is the other day? Conscious or Unconscious bias and fear of leaving the Black character speak a broken English that is allowed with the White character? One staff member knows the song or senses it there and the other doesn't?
"Little Green Apples" is a song written by Bobby Russell that became a hit for three different artists, with their three separate releases, in 1968. Originally written for and released by American recording artist Roger Miller, "Little Green Apples" was also released as a single by American recording artists Patti Page and O. C. Smith that same year. Miller's version became a Top 40 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 chart and on the UK Singles Chart (and a #6 hit on the Billboard Country chart), while Page's version became her last Hot 100 entry and Smith's version became a #2 hit on the Hot 100 chart. The song earned Russell a Grammy Award for Song of the Year and for Best Country Song. In 2013, "Little Green Apples" was covered by English recording artist Robbie Williams featuring American recording artist Kelly Clarkson, which became a top 40 hit in Mexico.
But the lyrics lead to a conundrum. Someone transposed it wrong somewhere.
And if that's not lovin' me (lovin' me) Then all I've gotta say (gotta say) Is God didn't make little green apples And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the Summertime.
And the other line of note.
And if that's not lovin' me (lovin' me) Then all I've gotta say (gotta say) Is God didn't make little green apples And it don't snow in Minneapolis when the winter comes.
It is still "Don't", though. The corrected Chuck Clayton becomes like Pat Boone singing "Isn't it a Shame?" for the benefits of proper English.
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