I was thinking about some funny Hermitcraft/Empires citizen memes that could happen now with the crossover but then I thought about the Dream SMP refugees sending messages to their family and friends that stayed in the Dream SMP, telling them about how cool it is that they are on Empires and suddenly people from Hermitcraft came over and they're having a lot of fun! Some folks that hadn't seen eachother since they were on the Dream SMP have met again and catched up so maybe with portals to new realities opening they could have one to the Dream SMP and easily meet with the people they miss so much that are still there!
And they send the message.
…There's no reply.
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i'm claiming slime kids #33 (kaya), #76 (astroid), #127 (shell), and #441 (calsie)
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the dsmp has a school right? like it has to bc ctubbo has a law degree. does that mean that theres just some guys named brad who teacher algebra to the vice president of Tuesdays?
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Did you know? the chances of an immortal and feral cryptid living in the middle of a lush forest in an underground library reaching all the way down to bed-rock and covering the exact area that you and your partner have chosen to begin constructing a new country that runs on a business of gambling, are low; but never zero.
Awesamdude wasn't exactly sure how he got into this situation; with fucking bed-rock under his feet, sitting on a strange chair (what did Carina call it? A bean bag? Weren't those wiped out during The Devastation?), as Quackity and Carina discuss the creation of a new currency. That depend on putting a value on everything depending on its worth. Including someone's life. What the fuck.
(Normally he wouldn't be peeved by these kinds of things, but being around Carina mad him so exhausted that he wanted to do nothing more than to plop onto his bed and take a nap for a thousand years.)
Sam looked around the shelves, which ended up making him feel even more exhausted. There was a brown leatherbound volume. Its wasn't much significant in itself but Carina had slapped a paper label on it with the message "L'manburg's declaration of independence. Stole it from the ghost of it's founder. Pretty neat." That just made him want to bash his head against the wall.
Sam looked over to the open book on the table. The book was too far away and the handwriting too messy too make out its contents, though it seemed slightly familiar...
With a jolt, Sam recognized it. The Rule Book of the SMP. back during the beginning of the server. He viciously stomped down every fond memory that came with the writer of that book.
"Yeah! And if they refuse to pay up, then torture is always an option." Carina said, pausing only to take a sip from her cup.
Quackity made a small noise of approval. His tea was untouched, too busy thinking to even drink it. He said, "How about we only keep the value of each material to ourselves?" He looked at Carina with a sharp grin. "It would certainly make things interesting."
Carina returned the grin. Sam realized that the main reason Carina always made him feel this exhausted was due to what she was capable of doing. It reminded him of how many things she had burned with Sapnap. Chaos was her nature. Hell, Carina was the embodiment of Chaos.
Carina leaned forward, a glint in her eyes that Sam knew meant trouble. She offered her hand for Quackity to shake. "Well buddy, I guess that makes us partners."
Sam sipped his tea, (the memory of Carina telling him she made it with some long extinct fruit came to his mind. Orange was it?
Quackity leaned forward and shook her hand.
This is either going to end extremally good or extremally bad. Sam mused. but one thing was for sure, with Carina involved the ending is sure to be extreme.
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So why you decided to make an scenario about the dsmp citizens memes and make it with a twist of angst? I am now sad because of it.
Because my brain works in mysterious ways ~
But yeah, I was indeed thinking about mcyt citizen memes when the implication of the state of the citizens of Dream SMP came to mind and I simply could not mention how fucking horrifying it is to think about it that way.
But since I made you sad you can have some Empires / Hermitcraft citizen memes with no sadness this time :)
Edit: this is the post the asker was talking about
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Tubbo: I read it in the Dream SMP times!
Right guys. It’s time to bring back the citizens of the smp memes. Let’s go. It’s canon.
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! Disgraced president goes to a party! Public hopeful this one won’t end in death!
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