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recycled-phantoms · 13 days
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[CHARACTERS (left-to-right): Ember (it/he), Zera (they/one), Monty (fae/faer), Cherri (ae/aer), Shiro (fang/they), and Ren (ze/vis)]
Posting my OCs here for the first time! Welcome to the scene my ATSV-inspired AU, Earth-413-B! (more on that below the cut btw)
Before that, however, I want to mention that Ember used to be my Yugioh self-insert OC. Originally, I had made it for the sole purpose of traipsing around with the YuuGang, and eventually he evolved into a fully-fleshed-out OC, that still sometimes appears in my self-indulgent nonpublished Yugioh fanfic.
With that out of the way, please read below for a bit of background on Earth-413-B!
It's the year 2010, in a universe where those fantastical sci-fi musings of the 80s came to fruission after a series of devastating earthquakes around the world led to an almost-apocalyptic existence: Earth 413-B.
Several corporate, science, engineering, and tech giants have emerged from the destruction to rebuild the world one incredible advancement at a time–the biggest being CarpCo, a company funded by the reclusive Adrianna Carp in 1998, who supposedly went mad after pursuing a cure for mortality, and started to destroy the very work she helped to create.
With these scientific advancements came the re-emergence of underground alchemical and magical guilds thought to have been dissolved during the Enlightenment, such as the Guild of the Silver Rose, the College of Alchemical Fellows, and the Lost Library Collective–all of whom have extended their reach to take over some amount of educational provisions, and who have sought to combine both magic and science to form the tech that places like R-NYC thrive on, as well as to extend the knowledge of these magics to all people through free education in any field thinkable and beyond.
Almost immediately, CarpCo took over the governing body in R-NYC, and is now ravaging the city with an assortment of robotic adversaries, referred to as "Hound Drones", "Class-5s", "Razorteeth," and "BattleBots".
I want to say more, but I don't want this post to be too long, so I'll leave it here. If y'all wantto know more about my silly little guys, then please lmk and I'd be happy to deliver!
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Troll language rules theory
Words that are the same as ours:
-Highblood lingo includes all human words except anatomy terms, time, romance and some other words exclusive to Alternia
-Coffee, numbers, feelings except romantic ones, naturally occurring structures, places and phenomena (caverns, sea, etc), verbs, weapons, anatomy terms, most candy, most fruit, most clothes, some fish, some insects
-Some TV series and celebrities with the added “Troll” before the name
Words that are descriptive or synonymous versions of ours:
-Vegetables
-Animals (generally related to a unique characteristic or sound; might contain beast,  vermin, creature, fiend, fowl or bug)
-Parts of the house (block replaces room) , artificially occurring structures (like bridges)
-Movies, books, drinks except coffee, kitchenware, tools, accessories, appliances and decoration
-Bicycle, skateboard, pedestrian conveyance and others
Words that are apparently the same to ours but with different meaning and nuance:
-Romantic feelings
-Buckets
-Day and night inverted as well as related terms
Portmanteaus
Quadrants
Jobs (generally mixes sections of words from a violent job or activity with normal one). A theory for job naming convention is further discussed in the linked post
Compound words and completely new terms
-Food (often related to grub which is mostly used as flour, meat and sauce)
-Some anatomy terms
-Time (seasons, festivities, sun cycles)
-Punctuation marks
-Motorized vehicles
-IT related items (like cartridges, TV and computers)
-Money
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itswildwinters · 3 years
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my wips:
ongoing
- @bottomlouisficfest fics: prompt 323 and prompt 413
- Fic for @titleandtropeficfest (Dystopian, title: Starry Nights into Holy Days)
- Sequel to those who from the Pit of Hell, roam to seek their prey on earth
will be written in the near future
- Art conservator Louis/Painter Harry
- Vampire/Witch, Murder Mystery AU (Historical, vampire Harry, Witch Louis)
- Hunger Games AU (exes to lovers, Fake/Pretend Relationship)
- Unrequited Soulmate AU (angst)
- Royal AU (based on this stunning drawing)
- Enemies to friends to lovers, Friends with Benefits, PWP (for a friend)
- Game of Thrones, PWP AU, enemies to lovers
- Pirate AU (A/B/O, Historical, enemies to lovers)
- Snowpiercer AU
- Sci-fi AU
This post will be regularly updated.
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shrimpkardashian · 4 years
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I have a list of ~900 albums from 2019 that I still want to eventually listen to / review [IMPOSSIBLE PROJECT ALERT]
For this project (already 125+ releases deep), which is just impossibly daunting and makes me head hurt. IDK how to streamline this process or is any “critic” out there really listening to “all” the good music? It’s impossible I guess... BUT needless to say, these have made this list from an even larger pool of music that I either listened to briefly and immediately dismissed or (gasp!) never even came across my radar (radar = many many music blogs I follow via RSS). 
Anyway, because I’ll most likely never get to this (whatever this is, an Xgau parody or something)... Here is the list (please ignore some of my notations/typos):
1 matana roberts, coin coin chapter four 2 jeffrey lewis 3 negativland 4 camedor 5 the darkness 6 jai paul [leak] 7 shikoswe 8 anatolian weapons 9 cakedog, doggystyle 10 carly rae jepsen (LP, plus single w Gryffin) 11 parsnip 12 the comet is coming 13 girl in red 14 ezra furman 15 the kvb 16 freddie gibbs & madlib 17 say sue me (single) 18 denzel curry 19 fatamorgana 20 vivian girls 21 wobbly, monitress 22 helado negro 23 anamanaguchi 24 paul demarinis 25 comet gain 26 personal best 27 king princess, LP? big little lies single 28 marble arch 29 mini dresses 30 matt christensen 31 jade bird 32 black mountain 33 body meat 34 pat, Love Will Find A Way Home 35 acid arab 36 the 83rd 37 common holly 38 wicca phase 39 mark ronson 40 spirit in the room, single 41 rebe, “pienso en ti a todas horas” [just a single?] 42 a giant dog, neon bible cover LP 43 hey collosus 44 moon king (meh/ or *) 45 vanity productions 46 velvet negroni 47 g perico 48 budokan boys 49 skryptor 50 oscar scheller 51 the muffs 52 larry gus 53 these new puritans *** 54 angel olsen 55 bleu nuit 56 meatraffle 57 josephine wiggs 58 jennifer vanilla 59 big|brave 60 rico nasty 61 friendship, dreamin' 62 mike, tears of joy 63 bellrope 64 gbv 65 machìna, archipelago 66 toy, songs of consumption 67 ayankoko 68 the intelligence 69 drahla 70 corridor, junior 71 urochromes 72 david hasselhoff 73 aMAZONDOTCOM 74 kehlani 75 ne-hi EP (final) 76 avey tare 77 bonnie "prince" billy 78 battles 79 snapped ankles 80 mannequin pussy 81 toro y moi, soul trash 82 twen 83 self discovery for social survival comp 84 bad heaven ltd 85 eric frye 86 the mattson 2 87 duncan park 88 pure bathing culture 89 arthur russell, iowa dream 90 wild pink 91 flaming lips 92 pan amsterdam 93 flaural 94 knife wife 95 hannah peel & will burns 96 klein 97 meat puppets 98 tnght 99 james ferraro 100 royal trux / ariel pink 101 new rain duets 102 black marble 103 sui zhen 104 liam the younger 105 the mountain goats, welcome to passaic 106 frank hurricane and hurricanes of love 107 sebadoh 108 xylouris white 109 lindstrøm 110 franck vigroux 111 joyero 112 dorian electra  113 ride 114 crumb, jinx 115 nonconnah 116 cup, spinning creature 117 brutus 118 bjarki 119 khotin 120 alexander tucker 121 gunna 122 operator music band 123 tony molina 124 nanami ozone 125 sad planets 126 bemydelay 127 laurie anderson et al, songs from the bardo 128 teebs 129 deerhunter, timebends 130 tr/st (2 LPs) 131 dolores catherino 132 liturgy 133 floating points 134 sasami, LP + xmas EP 135 trikorder23 136 moor mother 137 have a nice life 138 la dispute 139 lingua ignota 140 lina tullgren 141 earl sweatshirt 142 entrail 143 alexander noice 144 shock narcotic 145 rakta 146 munya 147 el drugstore 148 buck gooter 149 caribou, single - more? 150 rosenau & sanborn 151 kevin abstract 152 pile 153 e for echo 154 animal collective, new psycho actives vol. 2 + live album 155 harlem 156 sudan archives 157 lil peep, posthumous ep 158 young guv, i and ii 159 orville peck 160 75 dollar bill 161 institute 162 tove lo 163 the chocolate watchband 164 foie gras, holy hell 165 french vanilla 166 chuck cleaver 167 kollaps 168 spirits having fun 169 game 170 badgirl$ 171 medhane 172 alberich 173 show me the body 174 the night watch, an embarrassment of riches 175 inus, western spaghettification 176 pregoblin, singles? 177 ra ra riot 178 de lorians 179 kool keith 180 kaspia & stride 181 glen hansard 182 dpeee 183 berlin taxi 184 foghorn 185 ionnalee 186 american sharks 187 sitcom, dust single 188 pip blom 189 j balvin & bady 190 fenella 191 tanya tagaq 192 sean o'hagan 193 j robbins 194 peter ivers (comp) 195 neon indian, not sure if single is part of larger proj? 196 triad god 197 yeule 198 roland tings 199 schoolboy q 200 ava luna EP 201 fried eggs 202 drugdealer 203 half japanese 204 todd anderson-kunert 205 emily reo 206 christelle bofale 207 brion starr 208 jan jelinek (reissue) 209 peaer 210 devin townsend 211 vik 212 young m.a 213 default genders 214 night lovell 215 rocketship 216 kim gordon 217 ellen arkbro 218 george clanton and nick hexum [single?] 219 the minus 5 220 penguin cage 221 felicia atkinson 222 take offense 223 moon duo 224 chemical brothers 225 nef the pharaoh 226 daniel norgren 227 unkle 228 pup (?) 229 baroness 230 velvet bethany 231 resavoir 232 gruff rhys 233 lana del ray 234 empath 235 burial and the bug, flame 2 236 russian baths 237 quelle chris 238 corpse flower 239 roy montgomery [reissue] 240 clinic 241 a.g. cook, [single] 242 why? 243 beck 244 francis lung 245 thom yorke 246 warmduscher 247 uv-tv 248 aa bondy 249 max richter, ad astra ost 250 younghusband 251 stereo total 252 julie's haircut 253 aa matheson 254 eartheater 255 kelly moran 256 mana (seven steps behind) 257 c.h.e.w. 258 sarah mary chadwick 259 midsommar ost 260 beabadoobee 261 life, a picture of good health 262 dumb, club nites 263 dame dolla 264 endless boogie 265 burna boy 266 lungbutter 267 wand 268 future punx 269 yves jarvis 270 kim petras [LP, halloween EP] 271 bts world 272 pikelet 273 panda bear, single 274 samiyam 275 red river dialect 276 ryan pollie 277 ryuichi sakamot (reissue) 278 jackie mendoza 279 dark blue 280 jay som 281 stephen mallinder 282 neutrals, kebab disco 283 foodman 284 capitol, dream noise 285 new pornographers 286 mark korven, the lighthouse ost 287 gauche 288 the japanese house 289 cave (re-issue) 290 ybn cordae 291 the vacant lots 292 arwen 293 rhucle 294 lil b, @ least 2 releases? 295 tea service 296 chai 297 black pumas 298 program, show me 299 marika hackman 300 sonny and the sunsets 301 lillie mae 302 mean jeans 303 the stroppies 304 poppies 305 twin shadow 306 vanishing twin *** 307 portrayal of guilt [EP + split single] 308 lucki [2 lps] 309 absolutely free 310 girl band 311 black midi 312 torche 313 perfume (best of) 314 white denim 315 clipping 316 the hu 317 big business 318 metro crowd 319 ex-vöid, 7" 320 broken social scene 321 lil pump 322 uranium club 323 doon kanda 324 hesitation wounds 325 sorry girls 326 bibio 327 red mass 328 the shins, single 329 lil keed 330 yeasayer 331 bts / blackpink KPOP 332 galen tipton, fake meat 333 the world, reddish 334 lanark artefax, ep 335 ladytron 336 g.s., schray 337 just mustard [single, more?] 338 mdou moctar 339 rangers, spirited discussion 340 tyson meade 341 dj nate 342 kelly lee owens 343 bambara 344 kilo kish 345 lusine 346 ralph heidel / homo ludens 347 psychic graveyard 348 homeshake 349 wives, so removed 350 proto idiot 351 let’s eat grandma, ost ep 352 foals 353 caroline shaw & attacca quartet 354 juan waters 355 mount eerie with julie doiron 356 mestozi 357 patio 358 oh baby, the art of sleeping alone 359 earth 360 haybaby 361 anna meredith 362 the caretaker (6) 363 rich brian 364 sunn o))), [two LPs] 365 alessandro cortini 366 ty segall 367 injury reserve 368 elucid 369 budos band 370 tim hecker 371 waqwaq kingdom 372 william doyle *** 373 innercity ensemble 374 filthy friends 375 prurient 376 shlohmo 377 bon iver 378 sean henry 379 yeesh 380 faye webster 381 megan thee stallion 382 squid, town centre 383 simulation (hausau mountain) 384 flying lotus 385 horse jumper of love 386 rap, export 387 lansky jones 388 the gonks 389 cate lebon 390 rome fortune 391 chain cult 392 empty set 393 big thief (2 lp's) 394 laura cannell [and polly wright album ?] or is there just a laura c album too ? }} 395 froth 396 thugwidow 397 organ tapes 398 the new pornographers 399 zonal 400 bbg baby joe 401 whitney 402 guards 403 anemone 404 sheer mag 405 nots 406 fujiya & miyag 407 kool aid, family portrait ep 408 frankie cosmos 409 kaputt 410 quelle chris 411 operators 412 marco benevento 413 elvis depressedly 414 school of language, 45 415 rob burger 416 pozi 417 redd kross 418 randy randall 419 yatta 420 hide, hell is here 421 bobby krlic, midsommar ost 422 planet england 423 kev brown 424 robedoor 425 tropical fuck storm 426 haram, 9/11 ep 427 candy, super-stare single 428 sly and the family drone 429 kevin morby 430 porches, rangerover [single] 431 odae 432 pottery 433 saint pepsi 434 slowthai 435 iggy pop 436 swans 437 iLOVEMAKONNEN 438 mukqs 439 feels 440 luke temple 441 oli xl 442 orphan swords 443 post pink 444 deli girls 445 nilüfer yanya 446 idk, is he real? 447 interpol 448 priests 449 galcher lustwerk 450 smokepurpp, various? 451 kindness 452 ex hex 453 sampa the great 454 methyl ethel 455 ellis, the fuzz ep 456 jeanines s/t 457 water from your eyes 458 twin peaks 459 sam cohen 460 fontaines dc 461 spiral stairs 462 the hecks 463 nicola ratti 464 four tet, various (inc. "wingdings" alter ego side proj) 465 holy ghost 466 half stack 467 cherubs 468 juana molina, forfun EP 469 jpegmafia 470 bedouine 471 fury 472 melvins/flipper 473 the curls 474 izambard 475 heart eyes 476 drinking boys and girls choir 477 big search 478 glenn branca 479 rose elinor dougall 480 bat for lashes 481 young knives, [single, more? 482 hot chip 483 alex lahey 484 hemlock ernst & kenny segal 485 dj seinfeld 486 joni void 487 rema rema 488 spencer tweedy 489 trash kit 490 dry cleaning [2 ep's] 491 mega bog *** 492 saudade 493 monster rally 494 wilco 495 chromatics, LP + EP 496 slayyyter 497 maral 498 blarf 499 pernice brothers 500 la neve 501 marie davidson 502 tredici bacci 503 deathprod 504 lowly 505 russian circles 506 angel witch 507 fires were shot 508 amy o 509 q da fool 510 clams casino 511 automelodi 512 paradox 513 dababy (2) 514 david kilgour 515 missy elliot 516 baby smoove 517 boris 518 thanks for coming 519 yves tumor [single w/] 520 ΜΜΜΔ 521 falcon/falkland 522 noel wells 523 ecstatic vision 524 amyl & the sniffers 525 barrie 526 bianca scout 527 katie dey 528 prince rama 529 control top 530 duster, comp + new LP 531 foxes in fiction 532 slowthai x denzel curry [single] 533 the murlocs 534 plaid 535 ela orleans 536 gobby 537 cfm 538 carla del forna 539 pale spring 540 pixx 541 širom 542 lightning bolt 543 cate lebon & deerhunter 544 channel tres 545 sigrid 546 help, s/t 547 shellac, live 548 crack cloud, pain olympics (ongoing) / s/t (2018) 549 notes underground 550 fat white family *** 551 gloop 552 equiknoxx 553 nakhane 554 czarface meets ghostface 555 the rubinoos 556 shannon lay 557 tim heidecker 558 droneflower 559 john vanderslice 560 your old droog 561 bats, alter nature 562 zvi 563 justus proffit 564 lower dens 565 anna of the north 566 yg 567 holly herndon 568 good fuck 569 clark, single 570 charli xcx 571 the nativist 572 low life 573 jonsi & alex somers 574 kazu 575 günter schickert 576 odonis odonis 577 kelsey lu (+ remix EP) 578 young thug 579 thaiboy digital 580 hatchie 581 hiro kone 582 cocorosie 583 sabiwa 584 oh sees 585 rex orange county 586 311 587 erland cooper 588 jtamul 589 the brilliant tabernacle 590 free love, extreme dance anthems 591 jeff lynne's elo 592 dutch courage 593 booji boys 594 giggs 595 ceschi 596 inter arma 597 psychic sounds ensemble 598 eli kezsler EP 599 thelma 600 haiku salut 601 julia jacklin 602 otoboke beaver 603 colin self 604 mark mulcahy 605 rosalia, single "a pale" more? 606 chris lott 607 royal trux 608 weyes blood 609 mikal cronin 610 hissing tiles 611 grace ives 612 vic bang 613 nick cave 614 sugar world [single] 615 herzog 616 offset 617 mike adams at his honest weight 618 real life buildings 619 aldous harding 620 pye corner audio 621 doja cat 622 bleached 623 book of shame 624 kate davis 625 i was a king 626 pendant, through a coil 627 joseph arthur 628 great grandpa, four of arrows 629 modern nature 630 stef chura 631 spaza, s/t great 632 the alchemist 633 pond 634 aiden baker, etc 635 kirin j. Callinan 636 possible humans 637 greys 638 kizuna ai 639 little simz 640 big bend 641 membranes, what nature gives… 642 young nudy 643 car seat headrest (live) 644 seahawks 645 dumbhop's party 646 julien chang 647 pacific yew 648 pharmakon 649 lomelda 650 versing 651 olden yolk 652 mekons 653 the dream syndicate 654 the gotobeds 655 amy klein 656 bABii 657 bill callahan 658 grlwood 659 van dale 660 ziúr 661 delicate steve 662 debby friday 663 dehd 664 south city hardware 665 kesha 666 (sandy) alex g 667 computer slime 668 fka twigs 669 rob halford, celestial 670 dean hurley 671 school of language 672 nicolas godin 673 blue hawaii 674 leggy 675 ceremony 676 his name is alive 677 third eye blind 678 sadgirl 679 ariana grande 680 skepta 681 dylan moon 682 jay mitta 683 the drums 684 kero kero bonito, ep 685 charly bliss 686 lee renaldo etc 687 rina mushonga 688 ulla straus 689 cherushii & maria minerva 690 slaughter beach, dog 691 maps 692 dj shadow 693 tool LOL 694 diiv 695 pixies 696 cuco 697 black peaches 698 subhumans 699 gurr 700 cashmere cat 701 brockhampton 702 fire-toolz 703 lambchop, LP + EP 704 messthetics 705 neuland 706 westkust 707 haelos 708 sturgill simpson 709 maria usbeck 710 king gizzard (2) 711 earthgang 712 paranoid london 713 fet.nat 714 bethlehem steel 715 neil young with crazy horse 716 tengger 717 guerilla toss 718 spelling 719 lizzo 720 wiki 721 dr00p, mkULTRAHD 722 ghost orchard 723 jane weaver 724 usa/mexico 725 carl stone 726 richard dawson *** 727 rafael toral 728 test dept 729 sacred paws 730 big krit 731 mallrat 732 jenn champion 733 moE/Mette Rasmussen, tolerancia picante 734 facs 735 yung lean, single (blue cup) and ep, more? 736 pissgrave 737 moodyman 738 sing sinck, sing 739 tyler the creator 740 sleater-kinney 741 dean blunt, zushi 742 cursive 743 barker, utlity 744 gemma 745 octavian 746 pronoun 747 girl ray 748 julia shapiro 749 nodding god 750 daniel saylor 751 jakob ogawa 752 richard youngs 753 diät 754 w00dy 755 omar souleyman 756 vōx EP 757 topdown dialectic 758 penelope islea 759 gbv 760 glass beach 761 james hoff, hobo ufo 762 euglossine 763 dream ritual 764 terry allen 765 office culture 766 ghostie, devour 767 beat detectives 768 red channel 769 octo octa 770 julien baker [toyko single] 771 shackleton as "tunes of negation" 772 sons of raphael 773 lena raine 774 fitted, first fits 775 velf 776 cvn 777 black country, new road, [2 singles only?] 778 chief keef 779 andrew bird, LP and EP 780 tamaryn 781 vagabon 782 zelooperz 783 brian jonestown massacre 784 angel dust 785 pere ubu 786 vatican shadow, church... 787 spencer radcliffe 788 mr muthafuckin exquire 789 earth to mickey 790 beak> 791 byron westbrook 792 major murphy 793 nicole yun 794 the divine comedy 795 sote, parallel persiao 796 the radio dept. 797 prince daddy & the hyena 798 mudhoney 799 truth club 800 shura 801 underworld, drift 802 lil texas 803 that dog 804 gary wilson / r. stevie moore 805 divino nino 806 spiral heads 807 claire cronin 808 devendra banhart 809 c.y.m. EP 810 dude york 811 sangri 812 vegyn [2 lp's?] 813 brooke candy 814 caroline polachek 815 hurt valley 816 O.L.I.V.I.A, modo avion 817 ziúr 818 pepper mill rondo, it's christmas time 819 ben vida 820 nick hexum/george clanton 821 meara o'reilly 822 tyler holmes, devil 823 blood incantation 824 guenter schlienz 825 gavilán rayna russom 826 loraine james *** 827 lithics, Wendy Kraemer EP 828 navel, ambient 2, in space 829 the proper ornaments 830 jon hopkins & kelly lee owens, single 831 julianna barwick 832 park hye-jin 833 bea1991 834 men i trust 835 erika de casier 836 ducks unlimited 837 lyzza 838 refused 839 jim o'rourke, to magnetize ... 840 analemma, 2 singles on a comp? 841 zack fox, "the bean kicked in" 842 real life rock n roll band 843 prefab sprout 844 daniel lopatin, uncut gems ost 845 kaytranada 846 the voidz, 2 song single + video? 847 grandaddy, single (add scissors icon) 848 dark thoughts, must be nice 849 loose nukes 850 sam mallet 851 very good, adulthood 852 henge, nothing head 853 kaleidobolt 854 nebula, holy shit 855 terminal cheesecake 856 uzeda 857 wet tuna 858 sean mccann 859 black dresses, love and... (2nd LP) 860 nefew 861 taylor swift ??? 862 lala lala, the lamb 863 jenny lewis 864 33EMYBW 865 blood orange, angel's pulse 866 caterina barbieri *** 867 yusu 868 white reaper 869 rozi plain 870 bamboo, daughters of the sky 871 seragina steer 872 clear channel, hot fruit 873 patience, dizzy spells 874 mope grooves, desire 875 current affairs, object & subject 875 comfort, not passing 876 bill orcutt 877 bonnie baxter 878 carl stone 879 thurston moore 880 alameda 5 881 john zorn 882 the membranes, what nature gives... 883 meemo comma 884 ana roxannne 885 whistling arrow, s/t 886 dis fantasy 887 giant swan, s/t 888 buck young, buck ii 889 abdu ali 890 ifriqiyya électrique 891 $hit and $hine, doing drugs, selling drugs 892 ghold 893 theon cross 894 yao bobby & simon grab 895 solange *sure whatever ok 896 the comet is coming 897 the utopia strong, s/t 898 karenn, grapefruit regret 899 brìghde chaimbeul 900 nav, bad habits 901 chance, big day 902 nostalgia critic's the wall 903 uboa, the origin of my depression 904 hobo johnson 905 ana frango elétrico 906 dorian electra
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drunklander · 5 years
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Drunj!Der Yells About Outlander
Thoughts on Ep. 413
I’ve been singing Jefferson’s “The emperor has no clothes.” line from Washington on Your Side all day. Because honestly, that’s basically how I feel about Outlander at this point. Obviously every season when the press tour rolls around the cast and crew are going to talk about how it’s their best season yet and yada yada talking point bullshit. And in the segments after each episode they’re obviously going to pat themselves on the back for being so fucking brilliant. But I have to ask, are they delusional and believe what they’re saying? Or are they self-aware enough to realize that they’ve been putting out a worse and worse product every year but they’re contractually obligated to only say good things about the show? (I’m not stupid, I know that regardless of what they really think about the show they’re putting out, they’re never actually going to say it’s not good. That’s not how this works.) Some, like Balfe, I think are aware that the show isn’t what it used to be. And some, like Matt and Toni, I really think believe they’re doing a good job.
But as long as they keep spouting off the same nonsense about how everything is awesome, a certain segment of the fandom will keep agreeing that the emperor’s new clothes are indeed amazing, while I’m just over here like uh, y’all realize he’s nekkid, right?
Anywho, I’m really looking forward to a very long hiatus.
As much as I tend to not like the title cards anymore, this one included, Otter Tooth being like oh fuck this white kid in his racist costume is valid af.
I do appreciate that they show the Mohawk playing lacrosse in this episode and in 4x12. Because as much as it’s associated with prep school white boys today, it was invented and played by Native American and First Nations tribes, including the Mohawk.
(I signed up to play lacrosse in high school thinking that girls’ lacrosse was like boys’ lacrosse, but it’s not. You can’t check or anything. Lame.)
These fuckers are really bad negotiators. Like hey, we *really* want this guy. Like we’re desperate to get this guy. We didn’t just give you the upper-est of upper hands in this negotiation. Nope.
Tehwahsehwke brushing off the stuff they brought to trade with as just trinkets for Roger gives me life.
Has Claire been wearing this stone all season? You’d think they would have shown her wearing it more or something. But why would they do that when it can just pop up again out of nowhere.
Also, like, why the fuck would you wear a stone you found by the skull you think belongs to a Native American ghost dude who was hatchet’ed in the back of the head to a Native American village. Like, sure she doesn’t know the connection yet, but like, seems like something you’d maybe want to leave at home.
Also who the fuck are you guys, Frasers, refusing to leave someone else’s village when asked? You’re in no position to make demands. I know you want Roger back for some reason that I will never understand, because he’s the worst (only partly being sarcastic), but you’re the fuckers who sold him away so... Just leave and come up with Plan B, don’t make everyone hate you on the way out.
Oh the irony that the racist af term is “Indian giver” when it’s the white folks who go back on their deals...
Murtz being indignant about Bree and Lord John’s engagement makes me mad all over again that we were robbed over his reaction to Jamie marrying Laoghaire.
They’re like really leaning into the benevolent slave owner bullshit, and it’s gross, tbh. Like Bree’s just totally chill being waited on by an enslaved person. This show is killing meee.
Claire making demands and Wahkatiiosta being like “bitch, please” gives me life. Like Claire, you fucking idiot, you’re really not in a position to make demands right now.
Otter Tooth really is a tragic figure. I’d say it’s weird to spend this much time on someone that’s already dead (Just to set up Donner? I’m assuming that’s why they’re doing it?), but honestly, giving the Mohawk something to do that’s not about white people is fine with me.
Really Claire, you have all these opinions about ghosts? Since when?
(Since eventually they need to explain Jamie’s ghost. So why weave in ghost-related mythology organically when you can randomly shoehorn it in with a line that makes everyone scratch their head.)
“Not one of my finer moments.” Understatement of the season, Bree. Seriously, wtaf. And putting in this meta line doesn’t make it better.
“Da told me I should forgive him.” I hate that she was doing things because someone told her she should instead of because she wanted to. Because, again, Bonnet doesn’t deserve forgiveness. Part of forgiving someone, imo, is that they need to be sorry for the thing that needs forgiving. And Bonnet is not. So fuck that guy, he shouldn’t be forgiven.
“I already have.” In this instance, Jamie at least admitted he fucked up and is trying to fix it, but that’s like the first time something like that has happened. And honestly, I’m looking forward to him continuing to try to be worthy of this forgiveness she’s granting him. Because if next season starts with them just being buddy buddy, I’m gonna roll my eyes a lot.
Uh, why *would* this Mohawk dude let you escape with Roger. He owes these white people nothing. Why on earth wouldn’t he raise the alarm. He’s not the bad guy here.
Oh good god it’s not even half over yet.
I should be feeling things about Jamie and Claire possibly being separated again, but the show has managed to make them so meh this season that I really can’t be bothered to give a fuck, tbh.
Also, like, we’ve seen them say goodbye like it might be forever so many times already that like it’s kind of losing its meaning if we don’t also see them being *together* like they’re on borrowed time. Which we haven’t this season.
I miss caring about Claire and Jamie. Make me care about them again, show. This season was supposed to be them building a life together and enjoying finally being married and settled and knowing that every minute together is precious because it’s one they never thought they’d have. And somehow the show instead made them secondary characters in their own story to the point where this moment isn’t even evoking a reaction from me.
Young Ian really hasn’t had much to do all season, but what he has been given has been good and I love him a lot. And major props to him for being like yeah, I fucked up, I’m owning it, I’m gonna apologize and I’m gonna be the one to stay. Take note, literally every other dude in this show, be more like Young Ian.
Although, man, as much as I love the growth Young Ian goes through in the books, it’s gonna be so... problematic, to put it lightly, to have a white kid cosplaying as a Mohawk for the rest of the series when we’ve never had a fully developed Mohawk character.
Murtagh’s whole speech to Jocasta can directly translated to our current trash fire of an administration not being able to grasp what the federal employees they furloughed were going through during the shutdown. But this isn’t a political show. Nope.
Yes, I know that this was all written and shot months ago. But discussing privilege and and using your privilege for good is also political.
Murtagh’s pretty chill about Jocasta owning people for someone who was indentured for years.
As great as Murcasta is as a ship name, I don’t ship it. I’m here for them being inappropriate fuckbuddies, but she’s a fucking slave owner and he’s a Regulator. So hard pass on going full Duncan Innes here.
Also it’s cute that the producers were like this is a brand new idea because in the books, Murtagh’s dead! It’s like guys, you don’t get originality points for giving a canon book plot line to a different character.
Also I swear to fuck, they’d better not do the Jocasta is secretly having a relationship with Ulysses. Because not only is that fucked up on its own, but now if she’s banging Murtz, it makes her even more garbage, because not only does she enslave people, and bangs someone she technically owns, but she’s also a cheater.
Also, is Jocasta only against sex outside of marriage for women who have never been married before? (And I specify women since Murtagh has never been married and she’s not giving him any shit...) Or is she only against it if it results in a pregnancy?
“Jenny will be totally cool with this. Yup. Jenny will totally get it and be absolutely fine with this whole situation.” Are you fucking kidding me?
Jamie deserves all of these punches, but Roger remains the worst.
The difference between Young Ian running the gauntlet and Roger running the gauntlet is striking. Young Ian knows that this is his one chance to prove himself to the Mohawk and he is not throwing away his shot.
Young Ian smiling when the Mohawk accept him is like the only thing in this episode that makes me feel things. Because like this kid is the youngest of a whole squad of siblings and has always been the awkward one who gets into shenanigans accidentally, so like it’s really nice to see him being accepted into a group on his own merits.
“Because she said terrible things and turned ye against me.” Weird way to say “because she told you the truth about how awful I am and made you realize that I am, in fact, the actual worst,” Roger.
He’s never going to apologize, is he. Of course not.
“How could you think such a thing?” “Well, you see, my daughter apparently doesn’t care enough about you to tell me anything about who you are. And you’re enough of a dick that her servant thought you were a rapist. Because, you *are* a dick. And I’m enough of an asshat that I sell into slavery first and never ask questions later because lol toxic masculinity is grand.”
“I left because she told me to go. She actually told me not to come in the first place. And I was an asshole to her in our own time. And then I was an asshole again to her in this time. And really I should just fuck all the way off because I’m the worst and she deserves better and has made it clear that she isn’t down for how I’m treating her. But nope. Why do that when we can forget she ever had any issues with me so I can play the victim card forever and then get welcomed back into her life no problem.”
“But even then, I came back for her. Even though, again, she made it clear she didn’t want me.”
I hate Roger so much. He is literally more worked up over the fact that it was fucking Bonnet who raped Bree and how Bonnet made him sail to Philly than he is about Bree being raped. What the actual fuck, bro.
“Somewhere between here and Fraser’s Ridge. You know, casually somewhere on the eastern seaboard. Really narrows it down.”
“I don’t think you can go through with a child.” They keep saying that but like they have no proof of it? Are they really just saying it so much to set up them doing just that in season six?
In this instant, Frank 2.0 is worse than the OG twatwaffle. Don’t worry, Frank is still the actual worst. He’s an emotionally abusive fuckwad and I hate him with the passion of a thousand fiery suns. But Roger here isn’t dealing with someone who left and fell in love with someone else and is having the child of the love of her life. He’s dealing with someone who was violently raped and is choosing to keep the child and love it on its own merits. And he’s fucking hesitating about whether or not he can live with that?! Are you fucking kidding me? Go fuck yourself, Roger. And then fuck all the way off. Because Bree already deserves better, but the fact that you need to fucking think about it, like she’s somehow not worthy of your love because of what she went through, is fucking irredeemable. 
I. Hate. Roger.
ALSO! Can we fucking talk for a second about how they’re making Bree’s rape and pregnancy about fucking Roger? Not omg is she ok, not omg how is she coping, not omg is she getting the care and support she needs. No, none of that. Instead we get fucking “are you, a man, ok with this.”
But since we’re apparently making this all about good ol’ Rog. He literally two fucking minutes ago called Bree his wife. Like in sickness and health, richer or poorer, no matter fucking what, married. I know he didn’t fucking think he was going to stay in the past forever or to become a parent in this way, but guess what? LIFE IS FUCKING FULL OF SURPRISES. SHIT DOESN’T ALWAYS GO ACCORDING TO PLAN. YOU WANT TO SAY YOU’RE MARRIED TO BREE? THEN NUT UP OR SHUT UP, MISTER “I WANT ALL OF YOU.”
I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW SO MUCH.
“And we will choose his birthday wisely, but ye can be sure the lad was born in wedlock.” Oh fuck off, Jocasta.
Thank fuck this season is over because the are they/aren’t they married whiplash about the handfasting is annoying af. Literally one scene ago Roger was saying she’s his wife and now they’re lying about birthdays because she’s not married.
Ok this is shallow but did they decide that Sophie could wear makeup this season and Caitriona could only have the bare minimum to try to make the age gap seem bigger? Because honestly, the difference in their faces is quite noticeable. 
Unpopular opinion alert, but I’m totally fine with Claire and Jamie not being there for the baby’s birth. I mean, I’m kind of sad Claire wasn’t there. But she can be there for the next one. But like, Jamie hasn’t earned being with Bree in such a personal moment. Their relationship isn’t at that level.
“We told him everything. But since he’s the worst and loves the *idea* of you and not *you*, the truth was too much for his imaginary version of your relationship so he bounced. Like an asshole.”
We’re gonna be stuck with Bonnet for two more seasons, aren’t we. Ugh. They could have just killed him and been done with it, because honestly he’s not interesting enough to keep around, but the more they keep talking about how he died in the prison, the more it’s basically guaranteed that he’s going to show back up...
I’m glad Claire and Bree get a moment alone, tbh. But Bree will be “surrounded by family” at the Ridge? Really? Because pretty sure it’ll just be you and Jamie now. Since Ian is gone. And Roger went AWOL. And who knows where Murtz is gonna go...
They really love using no dialogue dinners instead of doing actual work on the characters’ relationships with each other this season, don’t they. Le sigh.
Cool that everyone is super down with Jocasta now. Because clearly ep. 4x02 didn’t happen.
Oh ffs. The literally did a running toward each other and meeting in the middle with a hug shot. Fucking kill me.
Ok, so Bree and Roger had a kind of flirty friendship that was basically just based around them both knowing about time travel. And then they sort of did the long distance relationship thing. And then Roger proposed in the most awful way possible, refused to listen to Bree’s very reasonable response, slut-shamed her for being ok with sex before marriage even though he himself had had sex before, was a dick to her when she tried to have another conversation with him, and then he followed her into the past when she expressly said not to and implied that she wasn’t planning to stay in the past permanently. Then we’re somehow expected to just accept that she’s over all of her reservations about marriage and Roger being the worst when she agrees to handfast with him, but then he’s the worst again and she rightly tells him to fuck off. And then he can’t decide if he can accept a woman he “loves” after she’s been raped?! And now we’re supposed to think that they belong together and should get the cheesiest, most cliché shot of all time? Are you fucking kidding me, show? How the fuck are we supposed to ship this?
Roger is the literal worst.
This isn’t earned at all and I hate it.
Also, wtf is up with this ending? Why not end it with Bree and Roger going back into the house?
Although, Claire’s face when Murcasta are forehead fucking is my everything.
Like there’s no reason to end on a cliffhanger that’s not even really a cliffhanger? Because like, we already know that Tryon was eventually going to call in this favor from Jamie? We’ve known this since they accepted the land grant? And like, the tension between Jamie and Murtagh over being a Regulator is already established and clearly Jamie isn’t going to actually kill Murtagh?
This is dumb. This show is bad. Thank fuck it’s Droughlander.
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roquereptil · 5 years
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candy epilogue , ah shit! here we go again...
instead of reading it in a one nighter during a weekend like i wanted, i decided i wanted to pass parasitology this year and studied instead (i passed btw, oh and NEVER GO SWIMING IN A LAKE/SWEET WATER WITOUT COVERING YOU NOSETRILS OR YOUR BRAIN IS GOING TO BE DEVOURED BY AMOEBAS)
it took me 1 day (karkat’s b day it seems, i only remember 413 and the others i trust the fandom to remind me, also it seems corporate overlord vizmedia docent believe in homestuck magic numbers to make upd8s, no matter the fandom will do stuff anyway)to read the entire thing, honestly it feels longer than meat but i cant tell if it was actually longer.
[spoilers]  
i was expecting some things (because i got spoiled with memes/fix-it comics) but the most basic thing i expected wasnt there, i thought that caliope was the narrator of the non canon earth c narrative, that we would get an unexpected twist, the color of the letters of narration would change to red to reveal dead caliope as the master of narrative of these universe, but that didnt happened, every interaction, opinion and personality trait was untainted (at the very least, it was untainted after jonh chose to stay, its posible dirk was manipulating jane and jake for his agenda before jonh fucked his plans.) its very clear if we look at how jake behaves in candy compared to meat, then again candy has timeskips and meat docent, so maybe in the future of meat eart c, jake will also, in the end do the right thing and save his son from jane.
once again no one acted ooc, just acted in the worst posible outcome,but we cant be sure about this because of how bizzare everyone is acting , and it docent help that our narrator is jonh in most of the story, its not until the talk with roxy that we can start to understand this, he thinks no ones actions are real or of their own will, roxy proves its not true. however i still dont understand where does alive caliope stands in all of this, at first i thouhgt this was her master plan, but as the story progressed things went to shit and she didnt seem bothered by it, so she wasnt pulling any strings at all.
OH and thank you whoever wrote this for making 50% of all of jade’s tag in rule 34 canon. im sure most of the fandom wanted that specific part of her anatomy to be adressed in the story for reals (i had to take deep breath everytime it was brought up to avoid either laughing like crazy or ragequiting)
in the end i noticed that, you can read meat without reading candy for it to make sence in a narrative point of view, bad things happen, villian is revealed, more bad things happen, heroes gather up to defeat villian, story ends with a sequel expected. (with the exception of the afterscript)
in candy things happened that make no sence unless you have read meat first, if you see both epilogues as one singuler story everthing makes more sence however. but also candy ends kinda...halfway there, we know lord english is about to fall in the middle of a human-troll war and that dead caliope will deafet him in order to cross into meat/canon earth c to stop dirk, but just like int the animation before the homestuck credits, all of that is left for the readers to guess.
also you cant convince me that holo-obama wasnt an invention of dirk to fuck up dave, everything in that part screamed  “DIRK’s EVIL PLAN FOR DAVE INCASE HE DIES” so yeah i dont know where he stands in the sence of against dirk or with dirk, but i think he will be with dirk most likely
also i hope the new kids get to play a role later on.
so to end this i have to say..uh...FUCK GAMZEE AND JANE?? I GUESS?
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mariajosesalume · 2 years
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Hazards and Waste
There are numerous chemical, biological, natural, and cultural hazards we can suffer from on earth. These events create hazardous waste, and with that comes ways to figuring out how to deal with it. This week’s chapters discuss how to handle hazards and waste, be it toxic or not. In addition to hazards that are man-made and natural, there are lifestyle choices that also have a large effect on human health. 
Depending on these choices, humans' life expectancy and disease risk changes. Some of the other major factors that affect our health are poverty and gender. These factors can diminish human health because people in poverty are more exposed to unsanitary drinking water that carries diseases. Malnutrition is also more common and there is an increased susceptibility to normal nonfatal infectious diseases (Miller and Spoolman 427). Furthermore, biological hazards are expressed in different ways such as: bacteria, viruses, parasites, transmissible and non transmissible diseases. Strives in this area include technology and advances in medicine. “According to the World Health Organization, during the last decade vaccines have saved more than 10 million lives” (410).  However, in the current pandemic we are seeing the negation of a significant percentage of the population that does not want to take the vaccine that can potentially bring back a sense of normality. This puts strains in surpassing biological hazards. Another strain for overcoming/suppressing biological hazards is climate change. The increased use of carbon dioxide has raised temperature, creating more space for mosquito-borne diseases to spread more easily, as these animals thrive in warmer climates (411). There are other significant viral killers throughout history: the influenza/flu virus, HIV, and Hepatitis B virus. These are viruses that have spread all over the world and have had their toll on the population’s lives (413). Some of the ways to prevent these viruses from spreading and having such an effect on the world are the following: “Increase research on tropical diseases and vaccines, reduce poverty and malnutrition, improve drinking water quality, reduce unnecessary use of antibiotics, sharply reduce use of antibiotics on livestock, immunize children against major viral diseases, provide oral rehydration for diarrhea victims, conduct global campaign to reduce HIV/AIDS” (417). These solutions or approaches are largely achievable but require the help of governments and organizations.
Chemical hazards can cause cancer, mutations, and birth defects (418). For these reasons it is important to prevent and have control over toxic chemicals that are put out for the world to consume. Some of these chemicals are: arsenic, mercury, pesticides, and lead. Chemical hazards are determined through estimating toxicity. These methods can be unethical at times since they use animals for testing. These animals can suffer and even die during these tests, can take up to two to five years, are costly, and involve hundreds of animals. Alternatives to animal testing are running computer simulations and using individual animal cells rather than animals as a whole (425). However, it is argued by scientists and economists that the best way to move away from all types of hazards is to apply the precautionary principle and diverge from using substances that could harm the population and the environment. 
Humans take a lot of space just as is, and the waste that we produce is also significant. We produce solid waste and hazardous waste. The ways for dealing with these are waste management, waste reduction, integrated waste management, burying waste, burning waste, detoxification, and storing hazardous waste (541, 549, 554). All of these methods require a lot of materials and involve complicated processes, and some of these methods have proven to be unsustainable in the long run. We have a limited amount of space to put our waste. What is proposed we should do instead is to reduce, reuse, and recycle/compost more of our waste rather than incinerate and bury it (542). 
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Figure 21.7 (Miller and Spoolman 524)
It has resulted in a challenge transitioning to safer, more efficient practices because of costs, subsidies, different types of resins in plastics, unrecycleable materials, and the mixing of materials in bins. Solid and hazardous waste has to be dealt with better.
Turning to a low-waste economy will not be easy but it must be done. Some ways to do this are: citizen action, international treaties, encouraging reuse and recycling, and spreading awareness. Citizen action has accomplished demanding government to pass laws because of campaigns like “Not In Anyone’s Back Yard” (NIABY), and international treaties regulate what countries do with their waste and decrease the use of harmful materials (558). To encourage these practices, governments have to subsidize and give tax breaks for recycling and reusing (559). These are only a few examples of what can be done worldwide and locally to spark change in the ways we handle waste.
Essentially, we must come to understand that just because things are out of sight, they should not be out of mind. Waste in landfills, rivers, oceans, and lakes still affects our ways of living. The pollutants will reach our way of life eventually and can have a large impact on the environment. It is essential to move aways from purchasing and creating these single-use products and using harmful materials and chemicals. 
Question: How can we prevent the plastics/different materials being mixed so that its recycling is not affected?
Word count: 879
Bibliography: 
Miller, G. Tyler, and Spoolman, Scott. Living in the Environment. 20th ed. Cengage Learning, 2021.
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tatemclegs · 6 years
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JUMP Anaheim Results: Junior Solos
10th : Sascha D, Domino (GC Dance Company) / Juliette L, Broken Mantra (THE INDUSTRY Dance Academy)
9th : Haley S, The Passenger (OCPAA) / Caroline S, Lost In My Mind (Evoke Dance Movement) / Raquelle R, Harbour (Evoke Dance Movement)
8th : Gianna M, Stranded (Danceology) / Aarilyn L, Idea For Strings (Pacific Dance)
7th : Addison L, Dark Matter (WESTSIDE Dance Project) / Sophia A, Smile (Mather Dance Company)
6th : Ava L, Designate (Bobbie’s School of Performing Arts) / Jordan L, Pennies In Heaven (Danceology) / Emma G, Reverse Yourself (The Company)
5th & 4th : The stream cut out. :( I know Dyllan placed here, though. [YRJ]
3rd : Hailey M, Ne Me Quitte Pas (Danceology) [YRJ]
2nd : Anna B, Zip-A-Zee-Doo-Dah (GC Dance Company) / Tegan C, Above Earth (The Company) / Aimee C, Void (WESTSIDE Dance Project) [YRJ]
1st : Emma H, A Little Moonlight (Touch of Class) [YRJ]
Adjudications
411. HG
412. HG
413. G
414. HG
415. HG
416. HG
417. G
418. HG
419. G
420. HG
421. G
422. G
423. HG
424. YRJ
425. HG
426. G
427. G
427a. HG
428. HG
429. YRJ
430. G
431. HG
432. G
433. HG
434. G
435. HG
The stream cut out. :(
448. YRJ
449. G
450. HG
451. HG
452. YRJ
453. HG
453a. HG
454. HG
455. G
456. HG
457. G
458. G
459. G
460. HG
461. HG
462. HG
463. G
464. HG
465. HG
466. G
467. HG
468. G
469. HG
470. G
471. G
472. G
473. HG
474. HG
475. YRJ
476. HG
477. HG
478. HG
479. G
480. HG
481. G
482. YRJ
483. HG
484. HG
485. G
486. HG
487. HG
488. G
489. G
490. HG
491. G
492. YRJ
493. HG
494. G
495. HG
496. HG
497. G
498. G
499. HG
500. HG
501. G
502. HG
503. HG
504. HG
505. HG
506. YRJ
507. G
508. HG
509. G
510. HG
511. G
512. YRJ
513. YRJ
514. HG
515. G
516. G
517. YRJ
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gemstone-gynoid · 6 years
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i just remembered i made a fanfiction for homestuck back in 2014. for a creative writing section of english class. with the prompt of using voicemail as the focus.
i recall most people made serious stories while here i go telling a more humourous story. 
 Reach you later
*BEEEEP* *BEEEEP* *BEEEEEP*
[Hello this is Rose, please leave your message here after the tone so I can reach you later]
“Hello?  Uh, hi Rose. Yeah this is this is John. I’ve never really called anyone. Now that I think about it I’ve only ever texted people, you’re special! Hah. Ok so, the reason I’m calling you is, oh wait you didn’t answer. Ok I’ll put this into that voicemail thing. Another thing I’m new at, I’m growing up in the world! Joking, anyway. So this is really important, so I’d like to call you in real time. Can’t really see you, as I’m busy in my little slice of the earth” [VOICEMAIL SENT AT 8:00 PM 13TH APRIL EST]
                 [Sup, you’ve reached my voicemail instead of the real John! I’ll reach you later, just send me a message after the beep!]
“Oh, dear, John you could’ve had the decency to respect a phone call from me.  This sounded really urgent. Congratulations on learning stuff I guess. I feel so honored. What exactly are you even doing in America any ways? The colleges are not as good as here in Europe, or so one of my online friends who actually lives in America always claims. I don’t think we can actually call each other, I doubt our schedules can match” [VOICEMAIL SENT AT 1:00 AM 14TH APRIL EST]
                 [Hello this is rose, please leave your message here after the tone so I can reach you later]
“Man, I forgot what I wanted to call you for. Maybe it was something about wanting to share this new game I found, but it’s glitchy and stuff. Forget about it. And yeah I’m sorry. I forgot about the wonders of this strange phenomenon called time zones! Didn’t I tell you about what I wanted to major in? Programming! America is basically where all the important computer stuff is at, I’ll be rich! Bet you’re using an iPhone and on it recently searched on google and followed a link to Wikipedia or the like. And who’s your friend? I might like to meet him, or her.” [VOICEMAIL SENT AT 7:00 PM 14TH APRIL EST]
                 [Sup, you’ve reached my voicemail instead of the real John! I’ll reach you later, just send me a message after the beep!]
“John! I was worried that you might have gotten into some serious trouble, like you got robbed, or expelled. Not something as benign as a video game that you recommend! *sigh*, you were always a jokester, like father like son as that saying goes I suppose. My mum has always said that your dad always was of a nonchalant tone. Wait, who do you want to meet? You do know our phones don’t give us a copy of our calls of course. Oh well, at least you know what you’re doing jobwise. I’m busy balancing this small vet job while studying chemistry, it is not fun.” [VOICEMAIL SENT AT 2:00 AM 15TH APRIL EST]
 [Hello this is rose, please leave your message here after the tone so I can reach you later]
“I forgot who I asked for, sorry. Our times don’t really match. I can still show you the game sometime. It’s called Urbn, it is spelled U-R-B-N. it’s trendy like that. We really need to get a better for of contact, I don’t know why but my phone plan didn’t give me a good amount of texting. We should get one of those messaging things online, instant messaging I’m pretty sure it’s called.  I hardly ever have my phone on me, but it is literally my future job to be on the computer all the time.” [VOICEMAIL SENT AT 8:00 PM 15TH APRIL EST]
                 [Sup, you’ve reached my voicemail instead of the real John! I’ll reach you later, just send me a message after the beep!]
“I’ll remember to look up Urbn later, with a name like that it has to be good. And about some type of instant messaging, I have actually been using a type of messaging for a while! The messaging thing I have been using is called Pesterchat, un-trendily spelled as it sounds. When you download it find me, my username is spelled R-O-S-E-T-T-A-4-1-3. Lucky I was only the 413th Rosetta to have an account on it. We should be able to figure out a good time to chat. You know how a while back you said you would like to meet one of my American friends? I have been messaging him for a while, his name is Dave, and I believe he said he lives in New York, where are you studying at? Lets finally just talk on pesterchat, it’ll be much easier than doing this long term back and forth.” [VOICEMAIL SENT AT 12:00 16TH APRIL EST]
 {Pesterchat messaging opened on 11:00 PM 17th April EST]
JohnTheNerd: Hey, Rose. You got this message?
Rosetta413: Hi John. While this is a good time for me, is this fine with you?
JohnTheNerd: Over here it is 11, but I can manage with this time. Youve checked out Urbn yet? An update has been scheduled for some time this week to fix the more broken parts.
Rosetta413: Ive been reading about it, sometime later I’ll give you Dave’s phone number.
JohnTheNerd: cool, I’ll reach him later.
Rosetta413: I need to leave for a second, I’ll talk to you later.
JohnTheNerd: ok, later.
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awhilesince · 3 years
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Wednesday, 20 February 1833
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rainy morning Fahrenheit 49° at 7 3/4 in my room and 42° at 8 3/4 outside my window – breakfast with my father at 8 3/4 in 1/2 hour – then had Sowden with a bill for stones for Dumb mill etc that should have been settled at the rent day – asked him to take my note to ‘Mr Carter, Giles house’ which I came upstairs and wrote while Sowden took his beer and sent by him at 9 50/.. – Explained the whole business to him and read him Mr Carter’s note and my answer – he thought I had some reason to think myself oddly used – better never to have mentioned the tree at all – 
out at 10 with Charles and James Howarth in the barn Cutting up oak boards to finish the library – then went with John for a couple of young oaks and a sycamore to Trough of B– (Bolland) wood which he afterwards planted in the Lower Brook Ing and the sycamore in the upper ditto for single trees – heavy shower sent us home – met Thomas Greenwood coming about the hay at Pickersgill’s – P– (Pickersgill) not satisfied with Washington’s valuation – wanted 6d (pence) a sqare yard more – said I had in fact nothing to do with it, but advised Greenwood to split the difference or come to terms quietly if he could – to have another valuation and then an umpire between the 2 would only be pother – had John Pickels and Dick – making 2 holes in the woodfield just behind the barn for 3 largeish sycamores – from Trough of B– (Bolland) wood – sledged them to the place – Pickels had picked all the boles of Earth off – grieved at this – hesitated whether to plant the trees or not – had not got the largest reared when Dinner time at 1 27/.. for the men, and soon after heavy rain came on till after 3, that John P– (Pearson) and Dick came no more – I had gone down to Well royde and Lower brea wood – took shelter in the wood some time – 
then when a little fairer got to the moss house and near an hour there and still came home in heavy rain at 3 – some time in the barn with Charles and James H– Howarth then came in at 3 20/.. and changed my things – came down to Marian who mended my pelisse a little till 4 – then read till dinner at 6 1/4 (some time just before talking to Charles H– (Howarth) and afterwards having had 40 minutes nap till 9 1/4 from page 234 to 318 and except index of ‘Principles of geology being an attempt to explain the former
Written in pencil: Begun 28 January Changes of the Earth’s surface, by reference to causes now in operation By Charles Lyell, Esquire F. R. S. Former secretary to the geological society professor of geology to King’s College, London
‘The inhabitants of the globe, like all the other parts of it, are subject to change. It is not only the individual that perishes, but whole species.’ ‘A change in the animal Kingdom seems to be a part of the Economy of nature, and is visible in the instances to which human power cannot have extended.’ Playfair, Ilustrations of the Huttonian Theory, § 413. in 3 volumes volume 2, 2nd edition corrected London John Murray, Albemarle Street 1832. ‘London printed by William Clower, Stamford Street – 8vo (octavo) volume 1 1st edition pages 511 then said to be in 2 volumes volume 2, 2nd edition pages 338. London 1833.
Came into the little room at 9 1/4 at 9 1/4 today read the courier and read aloud my anonymous letter signed a Townsman and professing to be my well wisher, from H–x (Halifax), post paid, and giving me advice respecting the Northgate property the writer having heard from Daniel Ramsden, that I have some thoughts of opening a street from the top of Broad Street to the
‘bottom of the north parade and that he is wishful to exchange with you for his plot in Broad Street …. he wants too much breadth’ – advises me ‘to offer him the price his has cost him he gave 12/. per yard and there is an useful cellar sunk and the interest upon 12/. since the purchase’ …… ‘I believe you might obtain 15/. per yard for 20 yards backwoods on each side of the street, sold in lots to suit purchasers, binding them to build upon one unform plan. I understand the trustees of the Keighley Road intend to renew their powers by act of parliament in about four years, and have it in contemplation to improve their line from Lee Bridge to Waterhouse Street now it is propable if you make this new street, they may consider there is no necessity for their alteration I am madam your wellwisher a Townsman’
left margin: Sat up downstairs in the little room (after my aunt went at 10 20/..) till 12 10/.. writing out the journal of yesterday and today – rainy morning till about 10, then fair till about 11 – then fair again from about 11 1/2 to 1 1/2 – then heavy rain till after 3 and afterwards fair and pretty fine – went upstairs at 12 10/.. –
reference number: SH:7/ML/E/16/0019
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OUR GALAXY MAY BE AT THE CENTER OF SEVEN CONCENTRIC SPHERICAL SHELLS OF GALAXIES
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By Jake Hebert, Ph.D.     A fundamental Big Bang assumption is that there are no special places or directions in the universe. However, even observations made by Big Bang scientists call this “cosmological principle” into question.1-3 This assumption requires that neither our Milky Way galaxy nor Earth can be in any way special. According to Scripture, however, Earth is very special. God spent five days preparing Earth but only one day creating the heavenly bodies (Genesis 1:1-31). Earth is the place where the Lord Jesus Christ became a man, dwelt among us, bore our sins on the cross, and rose from the dead for our justification (Romans 4:25; 1 Corinthians 15:3-4). Given the centrality of Earth to God’s plan for the ages, it would not be surprising if it, or at least our galaxy, were located in a special place in the cosmos.   According to Scripture...Earth is very special.   For this reason, creation scientists have long been interested in observations that might confirm this. Both secular and creation scientists have claimed quantized redshift data show that the distribution of nearby galaxies is not random but that galaxies are preferentially located at discrete distances from Earth.4-7 This would imply our Milky Way galaxy is near the center of a series of spherical, concentric shells of galaxies. Because such a “chance” distribution of galaxies is extremely improbable, this phenomenon, if real, would be powerful evidence for special creation and against the Big Bang model.8 However, this is a stupendous claim, and we would prefer not to simply take published reports at face value. Unfortunately, some earlier creation studies that seemed to confirm this result failed to take into account “selection effects” that could bias the results.9 In 2012, ICR scientists began, in conjunction with other creation scientists, an effort to see if we could confirm this claim with our own analysis of the data. Although preliminary results did show an apparent series of concentric galaxy shells surrounding our Milky Way galaxy,10 this apparent pattern was not pronounced enough to rule out an illusion caused by selection effects.11 However, this may not be the final word on the issue. Our work so far has given us a much better understanding of the pitfalls in this kind of research.11-13 More data and a more sophisticated analysis might change this outcome, but for now we haven’t been able to confirm this result for ourselves.   Given the centrality of Earth to God’s plan for the ages, it would not be surprising if it, or at least our galaxy, were located in a special place in the cosmos.   So, although there are very good reasons to question the cosmological principle, we caution our fellow creationists against making strong claims regarding quantized redshifts. This intriguing possibility is definitely worth further study, but for now it seems the only evidence for it lies in the original published secular reports. Hence, it would be prudent for creationists to hold this idea loosely, viewing it as a hypothesis rather than as a confirmed result.   Original Article from ICR.ORG References Thomas, B. Massive Quasar Cluster Refutes Core Cosmology Principle. Creation Science Update. Posted on ICR.org January 18, 2013, accessed October 27, 2017. Hebert, J. A Cosmic ‘Supervoid’ vs. the Big Bang. Creation Science Update. Posted on ICR.org May 7, 2015, accessed October 27, 2017. Hebert, J. Giant Galaxy Ring Shouldn’t Exist. Creation Science Update. Posted on ICR.org August 24, 2015, accessed October 27, 2017. Redshift is the increased wavelength caused by a celestial object moving away from Earth. Some astronomers have argued that redshift data of distant galaxies show they are located in evenly spaced groups surrounding the Milky Way. Tifft, W. G. 1995. Redshift Quantization – A Review. Astrophysics and Space Science. 227 (1-2): 25-39. Hartnett, J. G. 2009. Fourier Analysis of the Large Scale Spatial Distribution of Galaxies in the Universe. In Proceedings of the 2nd Crisis in Cosmology Conference. F. Potter, ed. San Francisco: Astronomical Society of the Pacific. 413: 77-97. Hartnett, J. 2010. Where are we in the universe? Journal of Creation. 24 (2): 105-107. Humphreys, D. R. 2002. Our galaxy is the centre of the universe, ‘quantized’ redshifts show. Journal of Creation. 16 (2): 95-104. Selection effects result from the limitations of a data set. Because many galaxies are too dim for us to see them, we must take this into account when attempting to discern the true distribution of galaxies in our cosmic neighborhood. Lisle, J. 2014. ICR: “R” Is for Research. Acts & Facts. 43 (10): 14-15. Lisle, J. 2016. New Method to Assess the Luminosity Function of Galaxies. Answers Research Journal. 9: 67-79. Hebert, J. and J. Lisle. 2016. A Review of the Lynden-Bell/Choloniewski Method for Obtaining Galaxy Luminosity Functions, Part I. Creation Research Society Quarterly. 52 (3): 177-188. Hebert, J. and J. Lisle. 2016. A Review of the Lynden-Bell/Choloniewski Method for Obtaining Galaxy Luminosity Functions, Part II. Creation Research Society Quarterly. 52 (3): 189-199. * Dr. Hebert is Research Associate at the Institute for Creation Research and earned his Ph.D. in physics from the University of Texas at Dallas. Cite this article: Jake Hebert, Ph.D. 2019. Galaxy Redshift Research Update. Acts & Facts. 48 (1). Read the full article
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2 meta combo: Bellamy/baton + leadership themes after s4
I. Some disorganized thoughts on Bellamy and the hollow baton…
So I had a particular reading of the presence of the bottle prop in the end scene of 413 and didn’t think about it again afterwards, but this week I’ve read a lot of talk about what it means. So I decided to spill my reaction into one giant post. This is my general contribution to the broad discussion of the Baton as (one of several) symbolic prop for Bellamy’s character state. FYI it should go without saying that anything I write is in the context of being my opinion, but also I speak in declarative sentences a lot because I tend to believe my opinions pretty confidently.  To the point:  I don’t think the bottle is empty bc Bellamy is getting a fresh start.* The straightforward meaning is this: the bottle of liquor is drained when Bellamy gets to it because, as a symbol of power, it’s literally and metaphorically empty. Circumstances have rendered it sad and meaningless. A hollow consolation. It’s like… a really explicit piece of visual irony.
((* fyi, the positive hopeful element in that scene is not the bottle, it’s Raven’s steadfastness + Bellamy honoring Clarke’s memory through survival.))
Just going off of a lot of initial fandom reactions I’ve read on tumblr, some fans were so excited about him getting this baton at the finale that they missed that it was empty. And now that folks are discussing it being empty, there’s like this desire to see it still as a wholly good thing. To hold onto that excitement. Which I totally understand, because it seems like such a romantic idea. That he could inherit the thing that Jaha and all the Chancellors in history had. There’s appeal in that. But… he didn’t, and it’s not–emptiness is not a positive symbol in western media, guys. The bottle is empty because the Baton is a hollow dead object now. No more chancellors, no more Jaha, no more Ark ambitions of old. It represents a past dream that is out of sight of the current characters. He gets to a place where this potential symbol of leadership is in reach, and what’s it to him? This symbol that meant so much to Jaha has been reduced to a passing curiosity by a window. It’s not part of his future. Bellamy can’t preserve it and he can’t even drink it, just like he can’t act on the future of the rest of his people when he’s stuck up in space. His family is out of reach and the girl he loved is gone and the promise of a fresh start on Earth (written! right there on the bottle!) turned out to be an empty promise. They never had a chance… the world was gonna end in 8 months regardless of his and Clarke’s choices. This show is so fucking sad you guys. This is why I made myself cry writing about Bellamy in the Ark after I watched the finale.
The Baton is a piece of visual irony because the bottle now represents the hollowness (the ending) of the thing it used to represent in s1. They could have had Bellamy pick up any prop that had a positive and hopeful indication of his role, but they chose to give him the saddest and darkest prop they could. It’s marginally less depressing than a handgun or a photo. He picks it up but because it’s empty for him. (unlike the friend/family standing beside him, who together represent the true hope and the final image of the delinquents’ fortitude.)   That empty hollow bottle is the fragility of life and the tenuousness of survival in the face of a burning fireball of nature fucking you over (note: also a big whopping symbol visible in the same shot.) It’s the UNFAIRNESS of everything that has happened to these kids since the show started–they tried so hard and got this far and the bottle (the dream of Earth)–is *fucking empty*. They never had a chance on that world. It was always going to end.
[read a lot more below the cut, including meta #2.]
In terms of leadership this is the irony of the hollow Baton: Bellamy, who tried so hard to be a leader who was good and strong, and struggled to find his way, has finally has grown into a person who has a more balanced leadership style. This was foreshadowed in him letting go of Octavia and thematically cemented by him letting Clarke go in 413. Thus meaning he is finally “ready” by The 100’s morbid storytelling standards, finally balanced. Except now he’s faced with a situation where the ONLY thing he actually is in charge of is 6 people in a ghost-filled space bucket. Ding ding ding, it’s irony time! Whoo. XD …Meanwhile the world burns below and his love sacrificed herself…brings us to the other half of the irony, where i agree with pretty much the whole shipdom: they never got to have that drink. Because he didn’t carpe diem, didn’t open himself to the person he loves (thanks @velvet-tread). The universe is having one sick laugh at Bellamy Blake in 413, visually epitomized in that bottle.
I know my dramatic self has repeated this several times, but for real now ok— the Baton is literally empty bc it’s metaphorically empty. Drained of purpose. The old ways are no good, they’re surviving on their own, together. New generation. What matters here and now is that Bellamy and his friends will fight to stay alive as long as they can, even as hope burns away. They have each other and they have time so they’re going to stick together and try to survive. But what does the symbol of the Baton mean to that equation? To their future? Nothing–it’s empty. He’s holding it, accepting leadership, even as it’s a working like a visual pun.
ALL THAT BEING SAID---I do think it's fair to say that it being empty has little to no meaning aside from the fact that it was already drunk in an earlier episode and they needed to keep continuity. In that case, the only symbol that matters is the fact that it says "BATON" on it. Which is legit. BUT if we're going to speculate that its emptiness has meaning, then I'm going to say it definitely has a tragic and ironic meaning.
II. That age old leadership contest this fandom is obsessed with? After 4 seasons I think the point of The 100 is that it’s futile and nobody ‘wins’ bc it’s actually an endless struggle of self that C,B,K,A and J all wrestle with, where the “person” they’re competing with is their own failures until they individually learn to be wiser. That’s why the person who ended up in charge was the young interloper who wasn’t even a player til now….bc our main politically-driven characters aren’t in the story to win the leadership prize in the eyes of fandom, they’re in the story to grow.
I’m gonna go right to the explicit symbols of leadership in 413 and point out this: as of 413’s ending, Clarke’s *not* in charge of the future of their people and Bellamy is *not* in charge of the future of their people–Octavia is. While the show gave Clarke a heroic “death” and gave Bellamy friendship + an empty liquor bottle of used up dreams, Octavia was given the clothes / headpiece of the commander and stepped out to make a speech in front of the last of humanity. She has the support of the former leaders and the faith of the remaining majority. ((Whether you like Octavia as commander or not, that is what’s happening on the show right now. FWIW, I was hoping all season that it’d end with Indra.)) While Octavia is probably gonna be spending 6 years off screen going through what Clarke and Bellamy have gone through the last 4 seasons (i.e. emotional tests of being in power), Bellamy and Clarke both have a *reprieve* of leadership. AND ISN’T THAT KIND OF AMAZING? Bellamy only has to be strong and protective for six of his friends–that small team stuff is right up his wheelhouse. He doesn’t have to make decisions of mass death that cause him a season and a half of self-recrimination and doubt. Likewise, Clarke only has to be strong and protective for one person–she doesn’t have to make those mass death choices that cause her to break down crying or have horrific nightmares. She can love one person, unreservedly, without being torn apart by disparate loyalties.
One of the major themes for all the main characters on this show (except Octavia, who is on a different track) has been “How do I learn be a good leader?“ Well, I think 413 wrapped that up with a pretty bow–if the “bow” is the head/heart convo, Clarke’s choice to sacrifice herself, the Baton, and Octavia’s commander wardrobe. Honestly I could make a whole separate and much longer post about leadership as a journey for Clarke, Bellamy, Abby, Kane, and Jaha (guest starring Lexa and Roan as static roadmarks), but not today. I’ll just summarize and say that I think the last 4 seasons have been about the maturation process of Clarke and Bellamy’s leadership skills, starting as people who have the traits but not the wisdom/practice. Then pile on 4 seasons of triumphs and mistakes. By 413, Bellamy’s maturation process ends in letting go of attachment and Clarke’s maturation process ends in self sacrifice (foreshadowed by her taking the nightblood in 408).
I really really hope that the show uses the timeline to age up the characters in a way that the writers move on from this leadership question. That journey is done–Clarke, Bellamy, Kane, and Abby have all gone through a lot. When we meet them again, I don’t want to see them question their decisions every episode. Let them own their choices and move forward!! They’re grown-ups now omg. Give them all new dilemmas please.
If this is really a reboot for the show and for the characters then let’s tell a new story. “What will we do to survive?” is always gonna be the center of the series but I hope the writers approach it in a new way, that it’s not about the toll of constantly escalating power. That journey is done.  It’s been told, and by the end of s4 our favorites have all grown and changed as a result of it. When the survivors emerge from the bunker neither Clarke nor Bellamy will be in charge–so I hope the show takes this opportunity to try new things for their characters. For example, explore the drama of small group politics. Explore family in a way that isn’t just about conflict. Explore discovering love again when everything you used to understand about your loved one has changed. Explore new people and new alliances and new tests. Let’s see ADVENTURE again.
By s5, Clarke and Bellamy are free of the agonies of traditional leadership, now responsible only to their small family clusters. We’ve never seen them this separate from group obligation. I want to see what kind of people that reprieve has made them. Please @the100writers, show us the characters growing new directions.
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I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO WAKE UP INSIDE! I CAN'T WAKE UP SEND HELP!
Bee movie script KIDOUYUUTO SEP 16TH, 2013 71,831 NEVERrawdownloadreport58.50 KB1. Bee Movie Script
2.  
3.   
4.   
5. According to all known laws
6. of aviation,
7.  
8.   
9. there is no way a bee
10. should be able to fly.
11.  
12.   
13. Its wings are too small to get
14. its fat little body off the ground.
15.  
16.   
17. The bee, of course, flies anyway
18.  
19.   
20. because bees don't care
21. what humans think is impossible.
22.  
23.   
24. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
25. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
26.  
27.   
28. Ooh, black and yellow!
29. Let's shake it up a little.
30.  
31.   
32. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
33.  
34.   
35. Ooming!
36.  
37.   
38. Hang on a second.
39.  
40.   
41. Hello?
42.  
43.   
44. - Barry?
45. - Adam?
46.  
47.   
48. - Oan you believe this is happening?
49. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
50.  
51.   
52. Looking sharp.
53.  
54.   
55. Use the stairs. Your father
56. paid good money for those.
57.  
58.   
59. Sorry. I'm excited.
60.  
61.   
62. Here's the graduate.
63. We're very proud of you, son.
64.  
65.   
66. A perfect report card, all B's.
67.  
68.   
69. Very proud.
70.  
71.   
72. Ma! I got a thing going here.
73.  
74.   
75. - You got lint on your fuzz.
76. - Ow! That's me!
77.  
78.   
79. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
80. - Bye!
81.  
82.   
83. Barry, I told you,
84. stop flying in the house!
85.  
86.   
87. - Hey, Adam.
88. - Hey, Barry.
89.  
90.   
91. - Is that fuzz gel?
92. - A little. Special day, graduation.
93.  
94.   
95. Never thought I'd make it.
96.  
97.   
98. Three days grade school,
99. three days high school.
100.  
101.   
102. Those were awkward.
103.  
104.   
105. Three days college. I'm glad I took
106. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
107.  
108.   
109. You did come back different.
110.  
111.   
112. - Hi, Barry.
113. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
114.  
115.   
116. - Hear about Frankie?
117. - Yeah.
118.  
119.   
120. - You going to the funeral?
121. - No, I'm not going.
122.  
123.   
124. Everybody knows,
125. sting someone, you die.
126.  
127.   
128. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
129. Such a hothead.
130.  
131.   
132. I guess he could have
133. just gotten out of the way.
134.  
135.   
136. I love this incorporating
137. an amusement park into our day.
138.  
139.   
140. That's why we don't need vacations.
141.  
142.   
143. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
144. under the circumstances.
145.  
146.   
147. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
148. - We are!
149.  
150.   
151. - Bee-men.
152. - Amen!
153.  
154.   
155. Hallelujah!
156.  
157.   
158. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
159.  
160.   
161. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
162.  
163.   
164. Welcome, New Hive Oity
165. graduating class of...
166.  
167.   
168. ...9:15.
169.  
170.   
171. That concludes our ceremonies.
172.  
173.   
174. And begins your career
175. at Honex Industries!
176.  
177.   
178. Will we pick ourjob today?
179.  
180.   
181. I heard it's just orientation.
182.  
183.   
184. Heads up! Here we go.
185.  
186.   
187. Keep your hands and antennas
188. inside the tram at all times.
189.  
190.   
191. - Wonder what it'll be like?
192. - A little scary.
193.  
194.   
195. Welcome to Honex,
196. a division of Honesco
197.  
198.   
199. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
200.  
201.   
202. This is it!
203.  
204.   
205. Wow.
206.  
207.   
208. Wow.
209.  
210.   
211. We know that you, as a bee,
212. have worked your whole life
213.  
214.   
215. to get to the point where you
216. can work for your whole life.
217.  
218.   
219. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
220. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
221.  
222.   
223. Our top-secret formula
224.  
225.   
226. is automatically color-corrected,
227. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
228.  
229.   
230. into this soothing sweet syrup
231.  
232.   
233. with its distinctive
234. golden glow you know as...
235.  
236.   
237. Honey!
238.  
239.   
240. - That girl was hot.
241. - She's my cousin!
242.  
243.   
244. - She is?
245. - Yes, we're all cousins.
246.  
247.   
248. - Right. You're right.
249. - At Honex, we constantly strive
250.  
251.   
252. to improve every aspect
253. of bee existence.
254.  
255.   
256. These bees are stress-testing
257. a new helmet technology.
258.  
259.   
260. - What do you think he makes?
261. - Not enough.
262.  
263.   
264. Here we have our latest advancement,
265. the Krelman.
266.  
267.   
268. - What does that do?
269. - Oatches that little strand of honey
270.  
271.   
272. that hangs after you pour it.
273. Saves us millions.
274.  
275.   
276. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
277.  
278.   
279. Of course. Most bee jobs are
280. small ones. But bees know
281.  
282.   
283. that every small job,
284. if it's done well, means a lot.
285.  
286.   
287. But choose carefully
288.  
289.   
290. because you'll stay in the job
291. you pick for the rest of your life.
292.  
293.   
294. The same job the rest of your life?
295. I didn't know that.
296.  
297.   
298. What's the difference?
299.  
300.   
301. You'll be happy to know that bees,
302. as a species, haven't had one day off
303.  
304.   
305. in 27 million years.
306.  
307.   
308. So you'll just work us to death?
309.  
310.   
311. We'll sure try.
312.  
313.   
314. Wow! That blew my mind!
315.  
316.   
317. "What's the difference?"
318. How can you say that?
319.  
320.   
321. One job forever?
322. That's an insane choice to have to make.
323.  
324.   
325. I'm relieved. Now we only have
326. to make one decision in life.
327.  
328.   
329. But, Adam, how could they
330. never have told us that?
331.  
332.   
333. Why would you question anything?
334. We're bees.
335.  
336.   
337. We're the most perfectly
338. functioning society on Earth.
339.  
340.   
341. You ever think maybe things
342. work a little too well here?
343.  
344.   
345. Like what? Give me one example.
346.  
347.   
348. I don't know. But you know
349. what I'm talking about.
350.  
351.   
352. Please clear the gate.
353. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
354.  
355.   
356. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
357.  
358.   
359. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
360. - Wow.
361.  
362.   
363. I've never seen them this close.
364.  
365.   
366. They know what it's like
367. outside the hive.
368.  
369.   
370. Yeah, but some don't come back.
371.  
372.   
373. - Hey, Jocks!
374. - Hi, Jocks!
375.  
376.   
377. You guys did great!
378.  
379.   
380. You're monsters!
381. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
382.  
383.   
384. - I wonder where they were.
385. - I don't know.
386.  
387.   
388. Their day's not planned.
389.  
390.   
391. Outside the hive, flying who knows
392. where, doing who knows what.
393.  
394.   
395. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
396. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
397.  
398.   
399. Right.
400.  
401.   
402. Look. That's more pollen
403. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
404.  
405.   
406. It's just a status symbol.
407. Bees make too much of it.
408.  
409.   
410. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
411. and the ladies see you wearing it.
412.  
413.   
414. Those ladies?
415. Aren't they our cousins too?
416.  
417.   
418. Distant. Distant.
419.  
420.   
421. Look at these two.
422.  
423.   
424. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
425. - Let's have fun with them.
426.  
427.   
428. It must be dangerous
429. being a Pollen Jock.
430.  
431.   
432. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
433. against a mushroom!
434.  
435.   
436. He had a paw on my throat,
437. and with the other, he was slapping me!
438.  
439.   
440. - Oh, my!
441. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
442.  
443.   
444. What were you doing during this?
445.  
446.   
447. Trying to alert the authorities.
448.  
449.   
450. I can autograph that.
451.  
452.   
453. A little gusty out there today,
454. wasn't it, comrades?
455.  
456.   
457. Yeah. Gusty.
458.  
459.   
460. We're hitting a sunflower patch
461. six miles from here tomorrow.
462.  
463.   
464. - Six miles, huh?
465. - Barry!
466.  
467.   
468. A puddle jump for us,
469. but maybe you're not up for it.
470.  
471.   
472. - Maybe I am.
473. - You are not!
474.  
475.   
476. We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
477.  
478.   
479. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
480. Are you bee enough?
481.  
482.   
483. I might be. It all depends
484. on what 0900 means.
485.  
486.   
487. Hey, Honex!
488.  
489.   
490. Dad, you surprised me.
491.  
492.   
493. You decide what you're interested in?
494.  
495.   
496. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
497. - But you only get one.
498.  
499.   
500. Do you ever get bored
501. doing the same job every day?
502.  
503.   
504. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
505.  
506.   
507. You grab that stick, and you just
508. move it around, and you stir it around.
509.  
510.   
511. You get yourself into a rhythm.
512. It's a beautiful thing.
513.  
514.   
515. You know, Dad,
516. the more I think about it,
517.  
518.   
519. maybe the honey field
520. just isn't right for me.
521.  
522.   
523. You were thinking of what,
524. making balloon animals?
525.  
526.   
527. That's a bad job
528. for a guy with a stinger.
529.  
530.   
531. Janet, your son's not sure
532. he wants to go into honey!
533.  
534.   
535. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
536. - I'm not trying to be funny.
537.  
538.   
539. You're not funny! You're going
540. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
541.  
542.   
543. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
544. - No one's listening to me!
545.  
546.   
547. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
548.  
549.   
550. I could say anything right now.
551. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
552.  
553.   
554. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
555.  
556.   
557. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
558. Shave my antennae.
559.  
560.   
561. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
562. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
563.  
564.   
565. I'm so proud.
566.  
567.   
568. - We're starting work today!
569. - Today's the day.
570.  
571.   
572. Oome on! All the good jobs
573. will be gone.
574.  
575.   
576. Yeah, right.
577.  
578.   
579. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
580. stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
581.  
582.   
583. - Is it still available?
584. - Hang on. Two left!
585.  
586.   
587. One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
588. Step to the side.
589.  
590.   
591. - What'd you get?
592. - Picking crud out. Stellar!
593.  
594.   
595. Wow!
596.  
597.   
598. Oouple of newbies?
599.  
600.   
601. Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
602.  
603.   
604. Make your choice.
605.  
606.   
607. - You want to go first?
608. - No, you go.
609.  
610.   
611. Oh, my. What's available?
612.  
613.   
614. Restroom attendant's open,
615. not for the reason you think.
616.  
617.   
618. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
619. - Sure, you're on.
620.  
621.   
622. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
623.  
624.   
625. Wax monkey's always open.
626.  
627.   
628. The Krelman opened up again.
629.  
630.   
631. What happened?
632.  
633.   
634. A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
635. He's dead. Another dead one.
636.  
637.   
638. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
639.  
640.   
641. Dead from the neck up.
642. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
643.  
644.   
645. Oh, this is so hard!
646.  
647.   
648. Heating, cooling,
649. stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
650.  
651.   
652. humming, inspector number seven,
653. lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
654.  
655.   
656. mite wrangler. Barry, what
657. do you think I should... Barry?
658.  
659.   
660. Barry!
661.  
662.   
663. All right, we've got the sunflower patch
664. in quadrant nine...
665.  
666.   
667. What happened to you?
668. Where are you?
669.  
670.   
671. - I'm going out.
672. - Out? Out where?
673.  
674.   
675. - Out there.
676. - Oh, no!
677.  
678.   
679. I have to, before I go
680. to work for the rest of my life.
681.  
682.   
683. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
684.  
685.   
686. Another call coming in.
687.  
688.   
689. If anyone's feeling brave,
690. there's a Korean deli on 83rd
691.  
692.   
693. that gets their roses today.
694.  
695.   
696. Hey, guys.
697.  
698.   
699. - Look at that.
700. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
701.  
702.   
703. Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
704.  
705.   
706. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
707.  
708.   
709. Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
710.  
711.   
712. Sign here, here. Just initial that.
713.  
714.   
715. - Thank you.
716. - OK.
717.  
718.   
719. You got a rain advisory today,
720.  
721.   
722. and as you all know,
723. bees cannot fly in rain.
724.  
725.   
726. So be careful. As always,
727. watch your brooms,
728.  
729.   
730. hockey sticks, dogs,
731. birds, bears and bats.
732.  
733.   
734. Also, I got a couple of reports
735. of root beer being poured on us.
736.  
737.   
738. Murphy's in a home because of it,
739. babbling like a cicada!
740.  
741.   
742. - That's awful.
743. - And a reminder for you rookies,
744.  
745.  
746. 

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I know you are team confession but I really think we getting a kiss, I have this feeling, B and E were shooting together 15 january in UD without the rest of the cast include the adults bcs they finished in january 8 Ian words, and I think they are not gonna be separated by the end bellarke is gonna end together maybe in becca's bunker? the youth inert in the earth or something like that and then that cosmic adam and eve I don't think is all random, canon is coming how? we'll see.
I’m still not sold on a canon kiss yet. I think it depends on what we see in the trailer for 413 and the 412.
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Billionaire's Club
Chicken tops the global population of about 50 Billion among Macro Organisms, followed by Human population 7.8 B, and then Sheep and  Pigs of about a Billion each. Rest of all mammals including Donkeys are in Millions or in thousands or in  Hundreds. A ll those species in Billionaire’s club has an accelerated exponential growth rate under the influence of Human Thinking and Intervention.
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Humans are strategizing for higher productivity, higher growth for themselves and the species they consume to outnumber other species on natural growth. With the present Global population of 7.8 Billion, the population density stands out to be roughly 50 ( 50 people/square Km.). India tops the world’s population density. It is roughly 413 (413 people/sq.km.), about 8x to 9 times the global density, 40x to 50 times the average natural population of other species. An alarming discovery is that It may most likely touch 2 Billion mark by the year 2054 with the present growth rate of 1.2%. Every living creature when it exhales releases significant amount of heat. If we just measure all the heat of the Billionaire’s Club (7.8 Billion humans and Billions of domesticated animals), they generate approximately 20 peta Watts of Heat. Apart from generating unavoidable heat of ~20 peta Watts of heat, they are generating lots and lots of heat burning fossil fuel. Human Population check and shifting to Plant based diets can help the globe have desired Climate Change. I think populous countries should bench mark their population densities to global   population density to limit themselves for optimal natural resources consumption, less damaging mother Earth, lower carbon emissions, heating the globe and make Climate conducive for people and all other creatures to live in peace, liberty, abundance and in harmony with Nature.
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